Special delivery edition
>>71096479
>>71096479
>>71096479
Azor Jon!
Azor Jon
Jzor Aon
Jon sucks
Azor Jon
guys are you hyped for loads of yara x dany grrrl power us queens rite? scenes?
normies LOVED them
Can someone post the list of approved borderline non-autistic shitposting on /got/ as per King Robert's request?
I'M NUCLEAR
I'M WILD
Salsa did nothing wrong
Jon Snu is mentally challenged
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
PLEASE COME BACK
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>71098065
Is Maisie just pronouced Macy, and she has once of those douchebag spellings?
Anybody have the webm of Daario beheading that harpy with the Dothraki sword (Arahk) and anyone also have that chart where you pick a queen and three king's guard?
>>71098065
what about zombie Benjen?
>>71098055
I like the idea of Yara femdoming Dany
>>71098088
What the fuck is Kinvara doing now anyway?
Hey guys, remember me?
>>71098057
>Lean and cunning looking Dany
I wonder if I'd still hate her so much if she had a better actress
>>71098065
So the stark family is dead after all these people die ?
>>71098116
He's a zombie.
>>71098104
No, it;s pronounced like Jay-Z, but with an M at the start instead of a J
>>71098104
It's gaelic so it's spelled stupid, but it is pronounced May-zols
>>71098116
He took the black. He's also an undead corpse. Nobody would accept him as heir to winterfell.
>>71098079
>wanting Stannis to come back to a D&D controlled show
>>71098104
That's a great sentence, bro
>>71097997
5seconds into the charge and chill
>he gives you this look
Why didn't Ramsay simply fill Rickon with Wildfire and let him run closer to the army before shooting him with the arrow, that way he could have taken out the whole enemy army with one shot like Bronn did at Blackwater
>>71098150
he's also a Benjen.
>>71098126
it's a doggo??
>>71098089
>teleports behind you
>>71098121
celebrating Chanukkah
>>71098156
>He took the black. He's also an undead corpse
literally no different than Jon, tho.
>>71098121
Whatever the High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis does
Burning people and fucking a lot, I guess
Has "she taken the black", /got/?
>>71098151
It's pronounced like Spike Lee, but with an "Ugh" at the start instead of a "Spike"
>>71098158
I JUST WANT HIM TO HAVE A PROPER, OBVIOUS DEATH EVEN IF IT COMES TO THAT. It was such a horrible death for our hero, so unambiguous. I'd prefer he stay around for good but I can't hope for much
>>71098159
tankou
>>71098205
No, she's a self-styled monarch with many lands and titles, who has never been to The Wall.
She's also a she.
Why would you think she's a member of the Night's Watch?
>>71098201
Ania cumbukketstein
What did Jon mean when he shouted "You" in the middle of the battle
I haven't seen any beautiful deaths posted this season. What do you guys think? I really like the Thorne one and pic related.
http://beautifuldeath.com/
Daily reminder that Ramsay Bolton is the greatest military tactician in Westoros.
>uses shield walls with pikes, so far a completely unused tactic in this show despite its incredible effectiveness
>demoralizing enemy troops with corpse totems
>murdering a hostage in cold blood to further demoralize them and bait them into a trap
>Well disciplined and organized troops that hold their formation impeccably vs wildling savages blindly running around swinging axes who just let themselves be surrounded
>MFW when people say it was dumb for him to fire at the scrimmage line where his own troops were.
>Not realizing that this tactic allowed him to eliminate some bannerman of questionable loyalty with total plausible deniability
>Not seeing how he also deliberately used the causalities from the arrow fire to create a barrier of dead men and horses that he then uses to his advantage. Total win-win.
>Now his based shield-wall troops can hem the enemy in against corpse mountain without spreading themselves too thin
>Places the enemy in a horrible grimdark deathtrap up against a wall of bodies, crushing their what was left of their morale into sheer terror.
His only real mistake was not putting out any scouts or keeping any cavalry in reserve to deal with unexpected relief forces that might suddenly arrive (and I am chalking this up to bad writing more than anything wrong with the character.)
And for those of you that think that Vale army arrived "in the nick of time" you're delusional. They waited until the right moment to strike (Ramsay's exposed shield wall with no cavalry remaining to protect it).
LF, in addition to hanging around to make it an easy victory with no losses for himself, also wants Jon to lose most of his force, because it makes Jon less of a problem for LF later on, and also makes the Starks more dependent on him than ever.
By comparison, Jon is so inept that it's disgusting.
>>71098205
Happened in episode 1 season 1 dude
>>71098220
I fucking hate that expression and he has that 90% of the time
>>71098241
(you)
>>71098005
>>71098007
>>71098039
Where is it, /got/? Asking for a friend.
>>71098176
It's fucking a white male wolf
>>71098252
>fantasy mongols
>black
>only one out of ten /got/ards get this right
I WANT TO _________ LYANNA MORMONT
>>71098150
>>71098167
:^)
P R E S T O N
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>>71098272
In some creepy rape dungeon. Both of them.
>>71098151
Actually the stress in 'Jay-Z' is on the second syllable, the Z
The stress in Maisie is on the first syllable.
So will D&D, having read the feedback and social media reaction on Euron (or a social media assistant having told them about the feedback and reactions), having read the newly released Aeron chapter, and having just killed off Ramsay, do you think they're gonna do a full 180 on Euron's character for Seasob 7 and have him be a Prince of Darkness style anime villain and the closest the thing the series has to a demigod? (Well apart from Daenerys)
>>71098163
wow how did you get rid of the 9gag watermark?
>>71098180
The most important thing is the [THUNK]
>>71098241
Same thing Sheev meant when he went "get" mid battle
>>71098234
You think he's actually talking about the Night's Watch?
>>71098284
KILL
>>71098263
He's depressed, dude
Finding out the world is doomed, dying and then reuniting with your cunt sister takes its toll on a man
>>71098057
>14 years old
>>71098284
PROTECT
>>71098263
>tfw you realize we had an entire season and Sam did jack shit
I remember at the start of the season I figured we'd be seeing Oldtown by about episode 3
>>71098282
> Carl Drogo is a person of shitskin
>>71098284
serve
>>71098284
SERVE
>>71098303
>The stress in Maisie is on the first syllable.
MAY-zee Williams
That sounds unsane
>I thought you knew what I wanted.
What did he mean by this?
>>71098220
>>71098263
>>71098331
>AAAAAAAH
>AAAAAAAAAH
>EUEUEUEEUEUEHHH
>>71098348
hawaiians aren't really shitskins
>>71098377
I think she's a MAY-zee
>>71098305
>>71098307
Because i posted it there :^)
Yes, yes, well done Jon Snow, well done. You've managed to defeat the bastard of Bolton and win back Winterfell.
HOWEVER, I believe there's the unsettled matter of the Dreadfort being lordless, and of course, your sweet sister is now a widow. :^)
>>71098396
He's definitely black enough. Plus he's 300lbs of muscle, and Emilia was only 120lbs then
>>71098305
Will he have grorious katana?
>>71098079
Jesus christ.
More please.
>>71098377
>unsane
Anyway, say it out loud. It's definitely on the first syllable, the difference isn't huge, but if you're putting more stress on the second syllable than the first then I'm telling you you sound, well, unsane.
>>71098247
Were the burning corpses also distance markers? (Evenly spaced being the main criteria I would think). Is that something that would be useful for archers or would it make little difference to them?
>>71097997
Reminder Euron is going to be passed off as an easy to manipulate fool while all the good aspects will go to Victarion who is secretely Dario just in disguise.
>>71098295
I don't always like Preston's commentary, but he was spot on this time.
>>71098384
Truly the maddest of them all.
>>71098305
Euron is a joke in the show
>muh cock
>no cock
>ye I killed my bro so what?
>Let's build a fleet and chase em down
>>71098413
ayyyyy :^)
>>71098079
What's the cringiest line this season?
>Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's height thinks he is the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf's height.
Jon will recognize Dany as Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, right? And she'll legitimize him as a real Stark, right?
>>71098471
I AM THE STORM
>>71098471
spoiler: not the line you posted
>>71098471
Probably the whole scene with Dany and Yara.
>>71098461
Like I said, they can do a 180. They've done 180s before. Littlefinger was a completely different character between season one and three.
Euron could be brought back next season as edgedark as he is in the books and it wouldn't fit consistency but it would fit narrative
>>71098284
SERVE
>>71098440
Why is he screaming?
What ever happened to that fucker that Davos put on a rowboat a few seasons back?
Bend the knee to Stannis, rightful husbando and protector of /got/
>>71098454
yeah, it was a great video and he actually pointed out a couple of things i'd missed
>>71098378
the fuck he's trying to be all sexy with a gas pump?
thats men laughing alone with fruitsalad-tier
>>71098163
>>71098413
that fight might drag on for a bit.
>>71098516
then what?
>>71098538
He's going to meet arya in braavos
>>71098528
Grammatical errors.
>>71098284
(farts)
>>71098471BIGCOCK
>>71098538
How do you think burned all of Dany's ships in Meereen?
>>71098305
D&D stopped giving a fuck at the end of S01 and they didn't really give a fuck during S01.
They're talentless hacks with virtually no prior experience in the industry, with the tv series being written by HBO's marketing dept solely to insure soccer moms keep paying the cable bill...
>>71098210
you pronounce "ugh" as "uh" though.
season 6 was seriously lacking in Bran the shota god.
>>71098422
AND HARRENHAL
>>71098471
God I fucking despised Tyrion in that scene. He has this whole bitchy fit about how Theon was mean to him years ago.
If you actually rewatch that scene, it was a Tyrion who was being an absolute cunt that whole exchange, making fun of Theon's hostage situation then making fun of his brothers being murdered. Theon gets provoked multiple times so calls him imp once. Well boo hoo, Tyrion, you were fucking asking to be called a little imp shit.
He was a cunt then and he's a cunt now. Theon doesn't deserve this shit
>>71098471weak men will never rule dorne againmuh big cockdany's speech to the sandniggers
pros- they actually used the other 2 dragons
cons- hahahah jon i forgot that CIA has his army to help us so go ahead and let our armies die
yara teleporting to meeren
>>71098611
back on the menu, boys
>>71098471
Everything from Euron and Dorne.
Anyone make sense of the dragons breaking out of their lair right as Drogon and Danny were ready to attack the fleet? Explain.
>>71098626
Wow bro, you watch Preston too? You're really insightful
How do you become Game of Thrones?
How did the Vale forces get to Winterfell not only so fast but completely unnoticed?
How did Yara and Theon get to Meereen in a few days?
Why didn't Sansa tell Jon that CIA was coming?
When exactly is this happening? How long was Sansa's escape from Winterfell? How long ago was the Kingmoot?
>>71098670
dat horsemouth
>>71098693
nedabouttobebeheaded.jpg
>>71098063
feeling it
RIP based Mormont man
>>71098588
The show was referenced in Big Bang Theory. They talk about how Jew nerd makes his gf watch nerd shows. She mentions that something is like GoT and a friend asks her if her bf makes her watch that too, and she says no because she likes the show - it has dragons and people doing it.
Dragons and people doing it. That's all the non-autistic, non-4chan fanbase want and expect
>>71098593
You shouldn't. It's more "ug" than "uh", and a lot of people just say "ug" without the gutteral drawl.
>>71098670
No, shut up and delete this now REEEEEEEEEEE
>>71098695
Boats move faster than people
>>71098670
Chaos.
>>71098651
>Dorne
What's that?, there was no dorne this season, what are you talking about, dorne was cut from the show right guys... right?
>>71098672
I fucking hate you, Chad
If magic can resurrect Jon after having a massive fucking knife plunged into his heart, why can't magic fix his spine?
>>71098695
>How did the Vale forces get to Winterfell not only so fast but completely unnoticed?
They've been travelling for a few episodes
>How did Yara and Theon get to Meereen in a few days?
They've been travelling for a few episodes
>Why didn't Sansa tell Jon that CIA was coming?
So she can be a strong woman
>>71098725
Do they also move faster than planes? Because a journey like that, with a fleet of that size, would take months if not years.
>>71098670
they could probably hear Drogon and figured it was party time
>>71098753
Because magic
>>71098753
He loses his powers if he chooses to walk again
>>71098725
Even the fastest boat would still take a few months to cross all this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4VOrrtdFZM
>>71098005
>>71098007
>>71098014
>>71098039
Based
>>71098670
>Anyone make sense of
Nothing on the show makes sense, they're just random individual scenes haphazardly strung together with no regard to any kinda continuing plot.
This show is written specifically for the kinda person who is barely paying any attention, while simultaneously checking their Facebook page (i.e. women).
just popping in to say that preston was really on point with his latest episode review
the difference in quality between linda and preston is staggering, without any trolling or exaggeration you can see how the male mind just effortlessly picks something apart with relentless logic while the female is left struggling to do anything apart from give vague reactions to muh feels
>>71098763
It'd take no longer than it'd take CIA to move a whole army from the Vale to Winterfell on foot
>>71098780
They went the other way. Left off the edge of the map, coming round from the right pacman style
>>71098780
These were the best ships in the Iron Fleet, anon
https://youtu.be/cIwpmwo7KWQ?t=4m30s
>4:34 "It's just such a strong moment for her because all her life she's been affected by these MEN who had done such terrible things to her..."
>conveniently forgetting the women that have fucked her over
Now try and tell me this season and the future seasons won't/don't have a feminism undertone. Go ahead. I just fucking hope GRRM isn't effected by this feminism bullshit and doesn't fuck up his books because of it. There is still a hope for the story but not in the show.
GET YOUR BINGO GRIDS READY
>>71098305
Does it even matter? Euron was introduced to the series at such a ridiculously late stage it doesn't really matter what he does because he's impossible to take seriously. Not that what you propose'd make things appreciably worse.
>>71098795
we see you
>>71098753
unspecific plot reasons.
has anyone watch our guys The Normies reaction to the latest episode?
Dear Sam...
http://youtu.be/YXpPOyVizcE
Why didn't they have the Iron Fleet come in from the rear and fuck the master's ships?
Whelp, guess we need more "QUEEN KHALEESI YAASSS SLAAAYY" ebin dragon scenes x)
>>71098808
Kek
Rolling.
>>71098105
Also pls help
>>71098801
So how long has it been since Sansa sent that raven? 4-5 months at least? Because it sure didn't feel like that long. It felt like 2 days at most.
>>71098780
Who says it hasn't been months? Brienne's gone from Winterfell to the Wall to the Riverlands. CIA's gone to the Wall, then (presumably) returned to the Vale and rallied an army (or at least called for an army and have it arrive within a season)
>>71098829
POO IN LOO
>>71098816
Who are the Others :^)
>>71098816
Ready 6 days in advance?
>>71098284
GO TO SKYZONE WITH
>>71098247
>His only real mistake was not putting out any scouts
Small mistake. Tiny, tiny flaw. Really. Does it even make a difference?
>>71098815
>GRRM
>affected by feminism
Don't make me laugh man
The guy has had like two short relationships and he probably hates women as much as /r9k/
You dont spend two decades writing the most intricate fantasy story ever told if you're chasing after pussy
>>71098670
maybe one of those burning testicles the masters shot from their ships destroyed the wall, and the dragons were able to break free
>>71098853
>>71098829
Of course
>>71098859
I'm giving you chucklefucks time.
>>71098461
Euron is really victarion. Victarion is really Euron. And Victarion is dario naharis.
>>71098834
No idea. An establishing shot would have been sick and a good way to show that Dany captured most of the ships, not destroyed them
>>71098807
What's west of Westeros?
>>71098425
strange, strange young man. is he usually this camp?
>>71098849
Arya's storyline
>"I have won again, kinslayer."
What did he mean by this?
>>71098833
that was actually really good
>>71098422
Marriage to Walder Frey when?
>>71098695
>How did Yara and Theon get to Meereen in a few days?
I don't even care about the realism.
But this was just such a jarring thing.
In the middle of the battle before and now just everyone relaxed in the throne room with Theon suddenly there.
All I would have needed would be a little scene showing a bit of the aftermath and the arrival of the Iron Fleet. But we don't even get that.
>>71098884
Essos, eventually
Question: if Tommen dies, who is the legitimate heir?
>>71098816
Still hope for LSH to happen
>>71098888
Nice quads, and yes. He is quite effeminate.
>>71098913
Snek #2
>>71098913
Some random baratheon
His unnborn babby if marge is preggers
Jon/Dany
>>71098913
Stannis.
>>71098913
God.
I only hope that one day someone will give asoiaf the adaption it deserves when all the books are finished.As an animated series.
>>71098709
>Get word...
What did John mean by this?
>>71098910
Don't let the Faith Militant hear that.
>>71098780
>>71098884
only one man knows and he's right to keep the knowledge to himself. fucking ingrates
>>71098913
Daenerys
>>71098913
your mom
Imagine how much differently that battle would have went if Roose was alive.
>>71098913
Eldon Estermont, Lord of Greenstone.
>>71098842
They really need to start establishing the passage of time in a clearer manner. It's not easy because they are jumping around but for important passages of time it's almost necessary for us to understand.
>>71098894
It can run indepedently to Jon's or Theon's. The only reason Theon's had to be times to Jon's or Sansa's was because he was at the North recently. Arya's had virtually no contact with other main characters for a fare while
>>71098913
Legitimate, i have no idea, but the throne would probably end up to the High Septon who would chose who is best fit to rule, because he has so much power actually.
>>71098878
How can you do it man? I cringe so hard after 5 seconds and get such a great shame transfer that i have to tie myself to a chair to not close the window?
>>71098926
Stannis is ALWAYS the rightful heir, whether Tommen is alive or not
>>71098126
Dogs are too expensive
>>71098909
The Iron Born are the annoying about this, in show and in book. They teleport over land and sea as much as the plot needs them to. It takes Arya days and weeks to move just a few miles through the Riverlands, but Theon can be in Winterfell by lunchtime.
>>71098935
Didn't someone said they don't know what's west, "nobody knows is the exact quote"
rickon warged into one of the arrows that ramsay shot at him just like his father before him
cap this
>>71098753
Do you even meme?
>>71098980
Tommen is Robert's son, though. Stannis is merely his brother.
>>71098780
why didnt the iron fleet get intercepted by the Westerlands, Reach and Dornish fleets?
Does the show give the slightest fuck about travel time at this point?
>>71099006
But he isn't.
>>71098965
Well we'll see next episode whether it runs independently or not, depending on how fast she gets to Westeros
>>71098808
O I AM LAFFIN'
>>71098709
How will Jon explain to Loliqueen that he sacrificed her man in his dumb suicide attempt?
>>71099006
And dead. Stannis is unambiguously dead.
>>71098753
R'hllor magic isn't greenseer magic. Also Bran was never exposed to any agent of the Red God.
>>71098996
kek
>>71098799
Point in case.
>>71098800
It's not men versus women. It's about someone who is serious about his interests versus someone who is not.
>>71099006
>Tommen is Robert's son
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>>71099020
>Update
Then why is he king right now?
>>71098913
>Book
assuming we aren't counting Dany, Bastards and Jon (bastard or legitimate), it's Stannis, then Shereen. There's no other Baratheons, but a few of Aegon V's sisters had children so there's probably some people with a very distant claim to the throne that come next
>Show
ignoring Dany (and potentially Jon), there's no one "legitimate" after Tommen so nobody really knows. Gendry maybe
>>71098888
Nothing strange about being cute.
>>71098984
are people actually retarded enough to believe this?
>>71098980
Stannis is dead
>>71098984
SERPENTINE!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpNU3WumPFQ
>>71099012
Because the show is run by morons.
Every scene exists in a complete vacuum, it doesn't feel like it's a part of a bigger world.
It's the same reason why the Vale forces went all the way up to Winterfell, COMPLETELY UNNOTICED AND UNMOLESTED.
>>71099059
True. I heard it said thathe a cute
>>71099054
Is this bait
>>71099050
>soldiers don't want to fight anymore when in an obvious defeat situation
>somehow this doesn't make sense
You neckbeards just want to nitpick at this point.
>>71099050
where were they even going to go lmao
Stannis will never die so long as we keep his memory alive.
>>71098055
Westeros' first lesbian royal couple!
>>71099059
>tfw had this qt guy I often hooked up with that was basically him but blonde
>>71099038
>Iamkingindanorf, I aint gotta explain shit
>>71099012
I don't think that Westeros has a very large fleet outside of the Iron Born and the Crown fleet. Stannis was master of ships and lost most of them in the battle of black water. Even if they had enough ships to combat a fleet, their money and resources is busy in the King's landing and the Riverlands.
>>71099082
> I don't understand right of conquest, even though it's a constant theme of the series
>>71099099
this
>>71098247
>(and I am chalking this up to bad writing more than anything wrong with the character.)
This. How the fuck would he not be aware of a Vale army snooping around his borders. Why the fuck would he not keep an eye on that?
>>71099114
pics or it didn't happen
>>71099125
biggest fleets are
Iron Born
Redwyne (Reach)
Crown
Baratheon
Lost Northern Fleet
>>71099133
He learned how to set perimeters from the Freys
>>71099146
He wasn't 12 you sick fuck.He was 15. I was reluctant at first but caved in.
>>71098163
from /r/gameofthrones
>start talking to a girl at work about got
>tell her every single thing that was wrong with ep 9
>she wont talk to me anymore
what the fuck did I do wrong
>>71099066
im eager to read your defense of running straight ahead when a guy is shooting arrows at you
>>71099148
>Manderly
>>71099040
>implying Bran isn't the red hot smokin' god of twinks.
>>71099120
well anyone who follows this emotional idiot in the battles to come deserves to die.
>"your reign is over"
>"Nu, my reign has just become
Where were you when Dany became BASED?!
Rickon went straight from cute boy to awkward teenager.
>no stannis
>no roose
>no tywin
>no blackfish
>greyjoy's lead literal cuck and his domme
>tyrion pussywhipped
>mountain only ever takes order from Cersei since tywin gone
reminder that the only non cucks left in westeros are the hound, CIA and the high sparrow
>>71099131
Tommen is king because nobody knows he's actually a Lannister. Hes the child of Cersei and Jaime, instead of Robert and Cercei, thus making him not the rightful heir to the throne. Now, what this has to do with right of conquest?
>>71099177
that's the lost northern fleet im talking about. Nobody really knows where it is or how big it is
>>71098753
Bran can walk again through magic it's mentioned in the book by Varys. Well there's a possibility
