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>>71096479
>>71096479
>>71096479
Azor Jon!
Azor Jon
Jzor Aon
Jon sucks
Azor Jon
guys are you hyped for loads of yara x dany grrrl power us queens rite? scenes?
normies LOVED them
Can someone post the list of approved borderline non-autistic shitposting on /got/ as per King Robert's request?
I'M NUCLEAR
I'M WILD
Salsa did nothing wrong
Jon Snu is mentally challenged
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
PLEASE COME BACK
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>71098065
Is Maisie just pronouced Macy, and she has once of those douchebag spellings?
Anybody have the webm of Daario beheading that harpy with the Dothraki sword (Arahk) and anyone also have that chart where you pick a queen and three king's guard?
>>71098065
what about zombie Benjen?
>>71098055
I like the idea of Yara femdoming Dany
>>71098088
What the fuck is Kinvara doing now anyway?
Hey guys, remember me?
>>71098057
>Lean and cunning looking Dany
I wonder if I'd still hate her so much if she had a better actress
>>71098065
So the stark family is dead after all these people die ?
>>71098116
He's a zombie.
>>71098104
No, it;s pronounced like Jay-Z, but with an M at the start instead of a J
>>71098104
It's gaelic so it's spelled stupid, but it is pronounced May-zols
>>71098116
He took the black. He's also an undead corpse. Nobody would accept him as heir to winterfell.
>>71098079
>wanting Stannis to come back to a D&D controlled show
>>71098104
That's a great sentence, bro
>>71097997
5seconds into the charge and chill
>he gives you this look
Why didn't Ramsay simply fill Rickon with Wildfire and let him run closer to the army before shooting him with the arrow, that way he could have taken out the whole enemy army with one shot like Bronn did at Blackwater
>>71098150
he's also a Benjen.
>>71098126
it's a doggo??
>>71098089
>teleports behind you
>>71098121
celebrating Chanukkah
>>71098156
>He took the black. He's also an undead corpse
literally no different than Jon, tho.
>>71098121
Whatever the High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis does
Burning people and fucking a lot, I guess
Has "she taken the black", /got/?
>>71098151
It's pronounced like Spike Lee, but with an "Ugh" at the start instead of a "Spike"
>>71098158
I JUST WANT HIM TO HAVE A PROPER, OBVIOUS DEATH EVEN IF IT COMES TO THAT. It was such a horrible death for our hero, so unambiguous. I'd prefer he stay around for good but I can't hope for much
>>71098159
tankou
>>71098205
No, she's a self-styled monarch with many lands and titles, who has never been to The Wall.
She's also a she.
Why would you think she's a member of the Night's Watch?
>>71098201
Ania cumbukketstein
What did Jon mean when he shouted "You" in the middle of the battle
I haven't seen any beautiful deaths posted this season. What do you guys think? I really like the Thorne one and pic related.
http://beautifuldeath.com/
Daily reminder that Ramsay Bolton is the greatest military tactician in Westoros.
>uses shield walls with pikes, so far a completely unused tactic in this show despite its incredible effectiveness
>demoralizing enemy troops with corpse totems
>murdering a hostage in cold blood to further demoralize them and bait them into a trap
>Well disciplined and organized troops that hold their formation impeccably vs wildling savages blindly running around swinging axes who just let themselves be surrounded
>MFW when people say it was dumb for him to fire at the scrimmage line where his own troops were.
>Not realizing that this tactic allowed him to eliminate some bannerman of questionable loyalty with total plausible deniability
>Not seeing how he also deliberately used the causalities from the arrow fire to create a barrier of dead men and horses that he then uses to his advantage. Total win-win.
>Now his based shield-wall troops can hem the enemy in against corpse mountain without spreading themselves too thin
>Places the enemy in a horrible grimdark deathtrap up against a wall of bodies, crushing their what was left of their morale into sheer terror.
His only real mistake was not putting out any scouts or keeping any cavalry in reserve to deal with unexpected relief forces that might suddenly arrive (and I am chalking this up to bad writing more than anything wrong with the character.)
And for those of you that think that Vale army arrived "in the nick of time" you're delusional. They waited until the right moment to strike (Ramsay's exposed shield wall with no cavalry remaining to protect it).
LF, in addition to hanging around to make it an easy victory with no losses for himself, also wants Jon to lose most of his force, because it makes Jon less of a problem for LF later on, and also makes the Starks more dependent on him than ever.
By comparison, Jon is so inept that it's disgusting.
>>71098205
Happened in episode 1 season 1 dude
>>71098220
I fucking hate that expression and he has that 90% of the time
>>71098241
(you)
Where is it, /got/? Asking for a friend.
>>71098176
It's fucking a white male wolf
>>71098252
>fantasy mongols
>black
>only one out of ten /got/ards get this right
I WANT TO _________ LYANNA MORMONT
P R E S T O N
R
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>>71098272
In some creepy rape dungeon. Both of them.
>>71098151
Actually the stress in 'Jay-Z' is on the second syllable, the Z
The stress in Maisie is on the first syllable.
So will D&D, having read the feedback and social media reaction on Euron (or a social media assistant having told them about the feedback and reactions), having read the newly released Aeron chapter, and having just killed off Ramsay, do you think they're gonna do a full 180 on Euron's character for Seasob 7 and have him be a Prince of Darkness style anime villain and the closest the thing the series has to a demigod? (Well apart from Daenerys)
>>71098163
wow how did you get rid of the 9gag watermark?
>>71098180
The most important thing is the [THUNK]
>>71098241
Same thing Sheev meant when he went "get" mid battle
>>71098234
You think he's actually talking about the Night's Watch?
>>71098284
KILL
>>71098263
He's depressed, dude
Finding out the world is doomed, dying and then reuniting with your cunt sister takes its toll on a man
>>71098057
>14 years old
>>71098284
PROTECT
>tfw you realize we had an entire season and Sam did jack shit
I remember at the start of the season I figured we'd be seeing Oldtown by about episode 3
>>71098282
> Carl Drogo is a person of shitskin
>>71098284
serve
>>71098284
SERVE
>>71098303
>The stress in Maisie is on the first syllable.
MAY-zee Williams
That sounds unsane
>I thought you knew what I wanted.
What did he mean by this?
>>71098331
>AAAAAAAH
>AAAAAAAAAH
>EUEUEUEEUEUEHHH
>>71098348
hawaiians aren't really shitskins
>>71098377
I think she's a MAY-zee
>>71098307
Because i posted it there :^)
Yes, yes, well done Jon Snow, well done. You've managed to defeat the bastard of Bolton and win back Winterfell.
HOWEVER, I believe there's the unsettled matter of the Dreadfort being lordless, and of course, your sweet sister is now a widow. :^)
>>71098396
He's definitely black enough. Plus he's 300lbs of muscle, and Emilia was only 120lbs then
>>71098305
Will he have grorious katana?
>>71098079
Jesus christ.
More please.
>>71098377
>unsane
Anyway, say it out loud. It's definitely on the first syllable, the difference isn't huge, but if you're putting more stress on the second syllable than the first then I'm telling you you sound, well, unsane.
>>71098247
Were the burning corpses also distance markers? (Evenly spaced being the main criteria I would think). Is that something that would be useful for archers or would it make little difference to them?
>>71097997
Reminder Euron is going to be passed off as an easy to manipulate fool while all the good aspects will go to Victarion who is secretely Dario just in disguise.
>>71098295
I don't always like Preston's commentary, but he was spot on this time.
>>71098384
Truly the maddest of them all.
>>71098305
Euron is a joke in the show
>muh cock
>no cock
>ye I killed my bro so what?
>Let's build a fleet and chase em down
>>71098413
ayyyyy :^)
What's the cringiest line this season?
>Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's height thinks he is the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf's height.
Jon will recognize Dany as Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, right? And she'll legitimize him as a real Stark, right?
>>71098471
I AM THE STORM
>>71098471
spoiler: not the line you posted
>>71098471
Probably the whole scene with Dany and Yara.
>>71098461
Like I said, they can do a 180. They've done 180s before. Littlefinger was a completely different character between season one and three.
Euron could be brought back next season as edgedark as he is in the books and it wouldn't fit consistency but it would fit narrative
>>71098284
SERVE
>>71098440
Why is he screaming?
What ever happened to that fucker that Davos put on a rowboat a few seasons back?
Bend the knee to Stannis, rightful husbando and protector of /got/
>>71098454
yeah, it was a great video and he actually pointed out a couple of things i'd missed
>>71098378
the fuck he's trying to be all sexy with a gas pump?
thats men laughing alone with fruitsalad-tier
>>71098163
>>71098413
that fight might drag on for a bit.
>>71098516
then what?
>>71098538
He's going to meet arya in braavos
>>71098528
Grammatical errors.
>>71098284
(farts)
>>71098471BIGCOCK
>>71098538
How do you think burned all of Dany's ships in Meereen?
>>71098305
D&D stopped giving a fuck at the end of S01 and they didn't really give a fuck during S01.
They're talentless hacks with virtually no prior experience in the industry, with the tv series being written by HBO's marketing dept solely to insure soccer moms keep paying the cable bill...
>>71098210
you pronounce "ugh" as "uh" though.
season 6 was seriously lacking in Bran the shota god.
>>71098422
AND HARRENHAL
>>71098471
God I fucking despised Tyrion in that scene. He has this whole bitchy fit about how Theon was mean to him years ago.
If you actually rewatch that scene, it was a Tyrion who was being an absolute cunt that whole exchange, making fun of Theon's hostage situation then making fun of his brothers being murdered. Theon gets provoked multiple times so calls him imp once. Well boo hoo, Tyrion, you were fucking asking to be called a little imp shit.
He was a cunt then and he's a cunt now. Theon doesn't deserve this shit
>>71098471weak men will never rule dorne againmuh big cockdany's speech to the sandniggers
pros- they actually used the other 2 dragons
cons- hahahah jon i forgot that CIA has his army to help us so go ahead and let our armies die
yara teleporting to meeren
>>71098611
back on the menu, boys
>>71098471
Everything from Euron and Dorne.
Anyone make sense of the dragons breaking out of their lair right as Drogon and Danny were ready to attack the fleet? Explain.
>>71098626
Wow bro, you watch Preston too? You're really insightful
How do you become Game of Thrones?
How did the Vale forces get to Winterfell not only so fast but completely unnoticed?
How did Yara and Theon get to Meereen in a few days?
Why didn't Sansa tell Jon that CIA was coming?
When exactly is this happening? How long was Sansa's escape from Winterfell? How long ago was the Kingmoot?
>>71098670
dat horsemouth
>>71098693
nedabouttobebeheaded.jpg
>>71098063
feeling it
RIP based Mormont man
>>71098588
The show was referenced in Big Bang Theory. They talk about how Jew nerd makes his gf watch nerd shows. She mentions that something is like GoT and a friend asks her if her bf makes her watch that too, and she says no because she likes the show - it has dragons and people doing it.
Dragons and people doing it. That's all the non-autistic, non-4chan fanbase want and expect
>>71098593
You shouldn't. It's more "ug" than "uh", and a lot of people just say "ug" without the gutteral drawl.
>>71098670
No, shut up and delete this now REEEEEEEEEEE
>>71098695
Boats move faster than people
>>71098670
Chaos.
>>71098651
>Dorne
What's that?, there was no dorne this season, what are you talking about, dorne was cut from the show right guys... right?
>>71098672
I fucking hate you, Chad
If magic can resurrect Jon after having a massive fucking knife plunged into his heart, why can't magic fix his spine?
>>71098695
>How did the Vale forces get to Winterfell not only so fast but completely unnoticed?
They've been travelling for a few episodes
>How did Yara and Theon get to Meereen in a few days?
They've been travelling for a few episodes
>Why didn't Sansa tell Jon that CIA was coming?
So she can be a strong woman
>>71098725
Do they also move faster than planes? Because a journey like that, with a fleet of that size, would take months if not years.
>>71098670
they could probably hear Drogon and figured it was party time
>>71098753
Because magic
>>71098753
He loses his powers if he chooses to walk again
>>71098725
Even the fastest boat would still take a few months to cross all this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4VOrrtdFZM
>>71098670
>Anyone make sense of
Nothing on the show makes sense, they're just random individual scenes haphazardly strung together with no regard to any kinda continuing plot.
This show is written specifically for the kinda person who is barely paying any attention, while simultaneously checking their Facebook page (i.e. women).
just popping in to say that preston was really on point with his latest episode review
the difference in quality between linda and preston is staggering, without any trolling or exaggeration you can see how the male mind just effortlessly picks something apart with relentless logic while the female is left struggling to do anything apart from give vague reactions to muh feels
>>71098763
It'd take no longer than it'd take CIA to move a whole army from the Vale to Winterfell on foot
>>71098780
They went the other way. Left off the edge of the map, coming round from the right pacman style
>>71098780
These were the best ships in the Iron Fleet, anon
https://youtu.be/cIwpmwo7KWQ?t=4m30s
>4:34 "It's just such a strong moment for her because all her life she's been affected by these MEN who had done such terrible things to her..."
>conveniently forgetting the women that have fucked her over
Now try and tell me this season and the future seasons won't/don't have a feminism undertone. Go ahead. I just fucking hope GRRM isn't effected by this feminism bullshit and doesn't fuck up his books because of it. There is still a hope for the story but not in the show.
GET YOUR BINGO GRIDS READY
>>71098305
Does it even matter? Euron was introduced to the series at such a ridiculously late stage it doesn't really matter what he does because he's impossible to take seriously. Not that what you propose'd make things appreciably worse.
>>71098795
we see you
>>71098753
unspecific plot reasons.
has anyone watch our guys The Normies reaction to the latest episode?
Dear Sam...
http://youtu.be/YXpPOyVizcE
Why didn't they have the Iron Fleet come in from the rear and fuck the master's ships?
Whelp, guess we need more "QUEEN KHALEESI YAASSS SLAAAYY" ebin dragon scenes x)
>>71098808
Kek
Rolling.
>>71098105
Also pls help
>>71098801
So how long has it been since Sansa sent that raven? 4-5 months at least? Because it sure didn't feel like that long. It felt like 2 days at most.
>>71098780
Who says it hasn't been months? Brienne's gone from Winterfell to the Wall to the Riverlands. CIA's gone to the Wall, then (presumably) returned to the Vale and rallied an army (or at least called for an army and have it arrive within a season)
>>71098829
POO IN LOO
>>71098816
Who are the Others :^)
>>71098816
Ready 6 days in advance?
>>71098284
GO TO SKYZONE WITH
>>71098247
>His only real mistake was not putting out any scouts
Small mistake. Tiny, tiny flaw. Really. Does it even make a difference?
>>71098815
>GRRM
>affected by feminism
Don't make me laugh man
The guy has had like two short relationships and he probably hates women as much as /r9k/
You dont spend two decades writing the most intricate fantasy story ever told if you're chasing after pussy
>>71098670
maybe one of those burning testicles the masters shot from their ships destroyed the wall, and the dragons were able to break free
>>71098829
Of course
>>71098859
I'm giving you chucklefucks time.
>>71098461
Euron is really victarion. Victarion is really Euron. And Victarion is dario naharis.
>>71098834
No idea. An establishing shot would have been sick and a good way to show that Dany captured most of the ships, not destroyed them
>>71098807
What's west of Westeros?
>>71098425
strange, strange young man. is he usually this camp?
>>71098849
Arya's storyline
>"I have won again, kinslayer."
What did he mean by this?
>>71098833
that was actually really good
>>71098422
Marriage to Walder Frey when?
>>71098695
>How did Yara and Theon get to Meereen in a few days?
I don't even care about the realism.
But this was just such a jarring thing.
In the middle of the battle before and now just everyone relaxed in the throne room with Theon suddenly there.
All I would have needed would be a little scene showing a bit of the aftermath and the arrival of the Iron Fleet. But we don't even get that.
>>71098884
Essos, eventually
Question: if Tommen dies, who is the legitimate heir?
>>71098816
Still hope for LSH to happen
>>71098888
Nice quads, and yes. He is quite effeminate.
>>71098913
Snek #2
>>71098913
Some random baratheon
His unnborn babby if marge is preggers
Jon/Dany
>>71098913
Stannis.
>>71098913
God.
I only hope that one day someone will give asoiaf the adaption it deserves when all the books are finished.As an animated series.
>>71098709
>Get word...
What did John mean by this?
>>71098910
Don't let the Faith Militant hear that.
>>71098884
only one man knows and he's right to keep the knowledge to himself. fucking ingrates
>>71098913
Daenerys
>>71098913
your mom
Imagine how much differently that battle would have went if Roose was alive.
>>71098913
Eldon Estermont, Lord of Greenstone.
>>71098842
They really need to start establishing the passage of time in a clearer manner. It's not easy because they are jumping around but for important passages of time it's almost necessary for us to understand.
>>71098894
It can run indepedently to Jon's or Theon's. The only reason Theon's had to be times to Jon's or Sansa's was because he was at the North recently. Arya's had virtually no contact with other main characters for a fare while
>>71098913
Legitimate, i have no idea, but the throne would probably end up to the High Septon who would chose who is best fit to rule, because he has so much power actually.
>>71098878
How can you do it man? I cringe so hard after 5 seconds and get such a great shame transfer that i have to tie myself to a chair to not close the window?
>>71098926
Stannis is ALWAYS the rightful heir, whether Tommen is alive or not
>>71098126
Dogs are too expensive
>>71098909
The Iron Born are the annoying about this, in show and in book. They teleport over land and sea as much as the plot needs them to. It takes Arya days and weeks to move just a few miles through the Riverlands, but Theon can be in Winterfell by lunchtime.
>>71098935
Didn't someone said they don't know what's west, "nobody knows is the exact quote"
rickon warged into one of the arrows that ramsay shot at him just like his father before him
cap this
>>71098753
Do you even meme?
>>71098980
Tommen is Robert's son, though. Stannis is merely his brother.
>>71098780
why didnt the iron fleet get intercepted by the Westerlands, Reach and Dornish fleets?
Does the show give the slightest fuck about travel time at this point?
>>71099006
But he isn't.
>>71098965
Well we'll see next episode whether it runs independently or not, depending on how fast she gets to Westeros
>>71098808
O I AM LAFFIN'
>>71098709
How will Jon explain to Loliqueen that he sacrificed her man in his dumb suicide attempt?
>>71099006
And dead. Stannis is unambiguously dead.
>>71098753
R'hllor magic isn't greenseer magic. Also Bran was never exposed to any agent of the Red God.
>>71098996
kek
>>71098799
Point in case.
>>71098800
It's not men versus women. It's about someone who is serious about his interests versus someone who is not.
>>71099006
>Tommen is Robert's son
H E A D O F G O L D
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>>71099020
>Update
Then why is he king right now?
>>71098913
>Book
assuming we aren't counting Dany, Bastards and Jon (bastard or legitimate), it's Stannis, then Shereen. There's no other Baratheons, but a few of Aegon V's sisters had children so there's probably some people with a very distant claim to the throne that come next
>Show
ignoring Dany (and potentially Jon), there's no one "legitimate" after Tommen so nobody really knows. Gendry maybe
>>71098888
Nothing strange about being cute.
>>71098984
are people actually retarded enough to believe this?
>>71098980
Stannis is dead
>>71098984
SERPENTINE!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpNU3WumPFQ
>>71099012
Because the show is run by morons.
Every scene exists in a complete vacuum, it doesn't feel like it's a part of a bigger world.
It's the same reason why the Vale forces went all the way up to Winterfell, COMPLETELY UNNOTICED AND UNMOLESTED.
>>71099059
True. I heard it said thathe a cute
>>71099054
Is this bait
>>71099050
>soldiers don't want to fight anymore when in an obvious defeat situation
>somehow this doesn't make sense
You neckbeards just want to nitpick at this point.
>>71099050
where were they even going to go lmao
Stannis will never die so long as we keep his memory alive.
>>71098055
Westeros' first lesbian royal couple!
>>71099059
>tfw had this qt guy I often hooked up with that was basically him but blonde
>>71099038
>Iamkingindanorf, I aint gotta explain shit
>>71099012
I don't think that Westeros has a very large fleet outside of the Iron Born and the Crown fleet. Stannis was master of ships and lost most of them in the battle of black water. Even if they had enough ships to combat a fleet, their money and resources is busy in the King's landing and the Riverlands.
>>71099082
> I don't understand right of conquest, even though it's a constant theme of the series
>>71098247
>(and I am chalking this up to bad writing more than anything wrong with the character.)
This. How the fuck would he not be aware of a Vale army snooping around his borders. Why the fuck would he not keep an eye on that?
>>71099114
pics or it didn't happen
>>71099125
biggest fleets are
Iron Born
Redwyne (Reach)
Crown
Baratheon
Lost Northern Fleet
>>71099133
He learned how to set perimeters from the Freys
>>71099146
He wasn't 12 you sick fuck.He was 15. I was reluctant at first but caved in.
>>71098163
from /r/gameofthrones
>start talking to a girl at work about got
>tell her every single thing that was wrong with ep 9
>she wont talk to me anymore
what the fuck did I do wrong
>>71099066
im eager to read your defense of running straight ahead when a guy is shooting arrows at you
>>71099148
>Manderly
>>71099040
>implying Bran isn't the red hot smokin' god of twinks.
>>71099120
well anyone who follows this emotional idiot in the battles to come deserves to die.
>"your reign is over"
>"Nu, my reign has just become
Where were you when Dany became BASED?!
Rickon went straight from cute boy to awkward teenager.
>no stannis
>no roose
>no tywin
>no blackfish
>greyjoy's lead literal cuck and his domme
>tyrion pussywhipped
>mountain only ever takes order from Cersei since tywin gone
reminder that the only non cucks left in westeros are the hound, CIA and the high sparrow
>>71099131
Tommen is king because nobody knows he's actually a Lannister. Hes the child of Cersei and Jaime, instead of Robert and Cercei, thus making him not the rightful heir to the throne. Now, what this has to do with right of conquest?
>>71099177
that's the lost northern fleet im talking about. Nobody really knows where it is or how big it is
>>71098753
Bran can walk again through magic it's mentioned in the book by Varys. Well there's a possibility
>>71099184
How would they know that this apathic depressed shit would suddenly get into a fit of rage?
>>71099228
to rotting corpse
>>71099160
Wasn't suggesting that he was. That's the only angry Bran I have.
Why didn't Ramsay equip more of his troops with the sniper rifle he used to kill Rickon? Seemed pretty effective. Then again he let a heavily armed host of several thousand, that's been traveling through his lands for what surely must be months, sneak up on him so clearly he isn't the brightest guy.
Is there any websites that shows the soldiers uniforms of each house? Like even house glover has different uniforms compared to Bolton or Stark soldiers
>>71098833
is tolkien a better writer than grrm?
>>71099087
>trained soldiers acting like mooks in The A-Team
>I'm okay with this
FUCK. OFF.
>>71099272
Why didn't he just shoot Jon instead?
>>71099211
go back to /r/ please
>>71099160
>He was 15.
WHAT? No way!
>>71099287
because
uhh
uhhhhh
>>71099278
Tolkien = world building , details , actually writing
GRRM = characters , story , dialogues
>Mention how bad the Dany/Yara scene was
>BUT THEY'VE BEEN OPPRESSED THEIR WHOLE LIVES HOW CAN YOU HATE STRONG WOMEN
Fucks sake
>>71099283
>hurr im going to fight to the death and most likely end up burned to death by dragonfire
>>71098780
>world is flat
yeah anon, sure it's not autism.
>>71099099
He didn't die in vain
>>71099244
Everyone who was lucky enough to survive saw this, spread the words my friends put this loony in some asylum or something before he kills you all!
>>71099006
Tommen is in no way closely related to Robert, he's a Lannister incest bastard
>>71099039
That was the least ambiguous death ever. He's not dead.
>>71099076
No he's not
>>71099238
there's also the freys
>>71099309
To be fair, he asked me for sex before, I didn't make the first move.
>>71099287
He did, four times.
>>71099241
they are cut form the show
>>71099272
>heavily armed host of several thousand,
Let's not forget the supply train and all the rumors of farmers complaining about their villages being raided by riders from the Vale.
But then again maybe I am overestimating the role of logistics in warfare.
>>71099164
God bless you my friend i was searching for it
>>71099304
Maybe you should go back to /b/ you mra scum
>>71099238
what about bronn
>>71099287
I thought that's what his plan was, but I guess it would risk
>Shoot Jon
>Rickon keeps running to the Stark line
>Sansa et al peace out and gather more troops now they have a male Stark heir
>>71099318
I dare you to watch it again and tell me with a straight face that this is not A-Team.
>>71099099
>>71099132
>>71099320
I will be with you until the end, fellow /Stannermen/
>>71099131
If the HS finds out that Tommen's an incest baby you better bet your ass he's going to incinerate that shit
>Wun Wun actually does his job
>Breaks the Pike Wall
>Wildlings slaughter the Pikemen in disarray
>Vale forces appear right after Jon already won by himself
>Occupy Winterfell anyway
>Sansa is completely at fault now for letting a foreign force occupy their castle and start demanding things
That's how it should have gone, but we can't have females looking bad due to their own decisions. That's not progressive.
>>71099319
based retard
>>71098913
so here's a quick run down of how the succession in Westeros works running from Aerys II. For the sake of clarity, I'm including characters who didn't exist before Roberts rebellion (in brackets) and also assuming Jon and Robert's "legitimate" children are legitimate. The basic rule is that Men inherit before Women, unless the man's inheritance comes through a female (as is the case of the Baratheons)
0) Aerys II (King)
1) Rhaegar (King's eldest son)
2) Aegon (Rhaegar's eldest son
3) (Jon) (Rhaegar's second son)
4) Viserys (King's second son)
5) Rhaenys (Daughter of Rhaegar)
6) Daenerys (Daughter of the King)
7) (Rhaego) (Son of Daenerys)
8) Robert Baratheon (eldest son of Steffon, grandson of Aegon V)
9) (Joffery) (eldest son of Robert)
10) (Tommen) (second son of Robert)
11) Stannis Baratheon (second son of Steffon, grandson of Aegon V)
12) Renly Baratheon (third son of Steffon, grandson of Aegon V)
13) (Myrcella) (daughter of Robert)
14) (Shireen) (daughter of Stannis)
so as far as the show is concerned, the only people left with any kind of claim to the throne once Tommen dies are Jon (if legitimate) or Dany
Anyone starting to question whether they will continue to watch?
I know the books are bad at this point but the show is a whole new level of shit. The dialogue is relentlessly abysmal.
>>71099434
or, better yet have some of boltons men betray him
I miss ramsay
>>71099467
The only reason I even watched this season was to see more of Dany/Tyrion but I'm done after this, it's just too shit and I don't want to be spoiled on the books too much.
>>71099434
>Sansa is completely at fault now for letting a foreign force occupy their castle and start demanding things
Sansa is used to being occupied by foreign forces
Dany and Yara literally said the world went to shit because of MEN. They literally said they are females and will save the world, while a man without a cock stares at them like a servant. When will people wake up and see this whole series is pushing a agenda?
Euron is George R. R. Martin's self insert. He exists to kill those evil religious people that George hates so much. That's why Euron will win in the end, desu. Remember, unlike Tolkien, George is a bad person in real life and a draft dodging coward too.
>>71099434
d&d doesn't believe in consequences for actions, the show has been dumbed down to a sad level
>>71099504
How did he dodge the draft? Too fat?
>>71099500
Well the literal Jews are behind it. Why are you surprised?
>>71099468
That's what I was hoping for. Umber's "WHO OWNS THE NORTH" should have been the signal for their forces to backstab Ramsay's.
>>71099500
Everything pushes an agenda.
>>71099516
"conscientious objector"
>>71099450
But you're retarded. Robert took the throne, so Targaryan are out of the line of succession, even if they have a huge claim
>>71099481
reminder ramsay only was lord because dnd didn't consider roose evil enough, and that only because roose's rape wasn't on screen
>>71099516
He's a hippie cunt. Based Tolkien was an actual soldier.
>>71099504
Please stop mentioning Gurm in the same sentence as Tolkien. He deserves no such honor.
>>71099516
Conscientious objector status
>>71099528
It's really stupid that they hinted and set that up MULTIPLE times but it never amounted to anything.
Very, very sloppy writing
>>71099500
>he thinks Yara won't betray Dany after she demanded Yara quit her way of life
>>71099548
>>71099540
>>71099536
so you really want to die for some rich cunt to profit because that's basically all it ever is
>>71099519
They might have swag but they'll never have class.
>>71099567
Based
>comparing stopping Hitler to fighting some farmers who literally didn't do anything wrong
>>71099450
What about Gendry
>>71099504
>George RR Martin publishes 'A Dance With Dragons' in 2011
>George RR Martin marries Parris McBride in 2011
>George does not write a single word again after 2011
Coincidence? Is he just too distracted by that dank old gramma puss?
>>71099547
This.
Tolkien is just a hack who stole all his material
>Go to r/gameofthrones
>Point out that Dany has an army of murdering, raping savages
>"THEY'LL BE NICE CUZ DANY TELLS THEM TO"
>get le downvote
Why do I bother
>>71099540
>Based Tolkien was an actual soldier.
Like you, anon? It's as well Massa Jawge won't ever see your post because in such a a situation he'd carve out his guts like a much fatter suiciding Jap.
>>71099583
>by that dank old gramma puss
naw, he's distracted by the mean pies she cooks
>>71099098
Home to their families.
>>71099581
illegitimate and otherwise unacknowledged bastard. Jon's in the same boat unless it turns out Rhaegar actually married Lyanna
>>71099585
Tolkien was an English teacher. His books read like they were written by an English teacher. Sterile and bland and they only exist to showcase his artificial languages.
>>71099609
/r/asoiaf for non retarded discussions
>>71099567
I wasn't born with the silver spoon in hands.
>>71099580
But how would they fare against dragons?
>>71099609
>going to reddit
>not westeros.org
kill yourself
>>71099558
>he doesn't realize Dany made the Dothraki quit their way of life and they arn't betraying her
>>71099647
Me neither.
Doesn't excuse becoming a welfare queen.
>>71099648
Depends if dragonscales are bulletproof.
>>71099645
Hasn't been for a few years now that showplebs have taken over
off season is a bit better
LOTR is overrated.
>>71099540
Gettign brainwashed to fight the jews' wars and being proud of it
tolkien was a malingerer and spent almost all his time in the army skulking around hospitals or doing soft garrison duty in england
>>71099647
What about a blue moon in your eye?
>>71099609
>going to reddit
Good, and stay there, you cancerous fuck
>>71098145
don't know for sure if bran can't get boners anymore. one of the girls could have a son from a common born and the kid took the stark name. (happened before with the starks in the lore) also still the possibility jon snow could be legitimized.
>>71099639
>>71099585
Based Tolkien literally summarized GRRM's shitty series with one sentence
>Since we are dealing with Men, it is inevitable that we should be concerned with the most regrettable feature of their nature: their quick satiety with good
>>71099580
But Anon there is no effective tactic against guerrilla warfare, it cant be stopped, so many targets and they are so random with their hit and run, you cant be prepared at any place any time...
>>71099164
reddit not even trying to hid themselves anymore
>>71099580
>stopping hitler
>WWI
Based
>>71099713
>muh website wars
You can't keep me out
>>71099713
>
>muh sikret club
>>71099681
Bitch gonna open his filthy mouth to churn fire, then, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZQdaEFa_60
>>71099625
Are they lamprey though?
>>71097997
Stannis is alive and is seen in the trailer what looks like he is in essos. His job will be to bring Danaerys north. He'll inherit stormsend. Something that was denied to him. If lucky some descent puss that can sire children.
>>71099759
"Hide", anon. Hide. Not very "street", I know.
so who is the top?
>>71099861
>The thought of Tommen shaved completely smooth
O LAWDY
>>71099051
Lionel Baratheon, Black of hair
Steffon Baratheon, Black of hair
Stannis Baratheon, Lack of hair
Robert Baratheon, Fat of hair
Joffery Baratheon, Gold of hair
>>71099861
I want Tommen and Bran to rule together
Best boys
>>71098808
Roll
Why didn't Rickon hide behind one of those burning X-men?
>>71101108
That based ACC
