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Dead bastard: >>71097997
Azor Jon!
Azor Jon!
Worst episode of the season.
Even worse than ep. 1.
I think I'm third for Beric. Admire my dubs as well.
CIA will win
>>71099687
maaaaannn if sophie got fit she'd be fine af
>>71099693
>>71099714
we see you
>>71099722
Impressive, very nice.
Martin was a bitch.
Red white and blue.
Is Bericposting a thing
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>71099721
It's rank 10/10 on IMDB
Enjoy this "making of ep. 9", lads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B93k4uhpf7g
Apologize, /got/.
Any spoilers for the finale? It's pretty obvious what will happen but any leaks?
>>71099741
no she needs bigger tits and the brown bag treatment
Be honest, /got/, would you ressurect him?
>>71099768
SHe's hot, is she ever coming back
>>71099777
FUG
>>71099722
>>71099777
wew lads
>>71099779
check out this film about the making of a turd I shat out
>>71099747
that's a great webm, my fiery friend
>>71099777
good lord those trips
>>71099777
>>71099722
so, Sansa is pregnant right ?
>>71099792
I knew he was going to die but it still made me sad.
>mfw got warned for getting trips
I am the lord of light
>>71099831
I hope so. That'd be hot.
You don't need two eyes to be Azor Ahai
What are some strange character interactions you guys want to see?
>Brienne and Podrick meet Tyrion and Dany
>>71099807
Only in our dreams
>>71099791
I didn't know they were so bigand pale
Why doesn't Jon just ask Melisandre to try and resurrect Rickon?
He's been dead for less time than Jon was
>>71099844
Why did you bring Jon back you faggot?
>>71099777
J A N I T O R = C U N T
A
N
I
T
O
R
=
C
U
N
T
>>71099817
isaac is so kawaii!
>>71099831
what makes you say that?
>>71099842
Global Rule 3, negro
>>71099870
Because he's got plot armor. Wooo, wooo.
>>71099870
It was all part of his plan
>>71099868
Because he got trampled
>>71099792
I can't remember the last episode where he actually had a line or did anything. Most forgettable Stark.
What was the point of Rickons character?
>>71099724
CIA will be kill soon. Bran is the godking of Westeros.
>>71099868
It works only on people "the lord of light" wants to bring back, people who are important in some way, Rickon is not.
>>71099779
I cant, when i see sloppy work it just makes me cringe, it doesnt have to be flawless or 100% accurate but some of shit that happend in that battle was pure fucking pottery that made me very uncomfortable...
>>71099889
>I'll always be a part of you
>>71099722
>>71099855
bericdubs are best dubs
>>71099905
to run in a straight line
I love it when a plan comes together!
>>71099868
Rickon left a note in his will asking not to be raised because it meant having to be constantly mistaken for moot.
>>71099912
And how is Melisandre supposed to know if the Lord of light wants him resurrected unless she tries?
>>71099865
I bet Sophie has a real British milk body, absolute perfection.
>>71099721
You would have loved it if it was Stannis instead of Jon
>>71099912
Why is beric so important
>>71099777
>>71099882
>>71099831
>Pregnant with the child of the man who raped her, stole her home and killed her brother
That would make for some interesting thanksgivings
NOT ALONE
>>71099912
How can you dare to claim to know the Lord's plan?
>>71099915
meh, that don't mean shit. and the shit she did during her escape seems like a recipe for a miscarriage.
but it don't stop all the retard girls on fb from posting it
Guys who were the people burning on the crosses? Just random peasants?
>>71099905
To die so that Sansa would be unopposed
>>71099914
Exaggerating a bit there, anon? The battle was perfectly fine for a tv show. They dumped 30 mil in it, it was enjoyable, don;t nitpick and you'll be fine.
>>71099781
for what? this autist is a /got/ favorite.
>>71099792
Only if he came back with Shaggydog.
>>71099831
They seem to be hinting at it, but it'd be pretty retarded / necessitate them ignoring the existence of Moon Tea.
>>71099724
He's fucked. Bran will "see" him welching on dear old Neddy.
>>71099939
Forget it. This show is about Hollywood formula from here on. You're trying to make sense, this is foolish.
>>71099968
They weren't real dude. They were CGI.
>>71099855
Azor Ahai is the child of Arthur and Ashara Dayne. A + A = AA
The family sword is the last Azor Ahais sword and the person who carries it is given the title the sword of the morning.
>>71099693
>>71099714
Jon bros :)
>>71099687
Jon's cousin thread!
THEY DIDNT SHOW RAMSAYS BODY
STANNIS CONFIRMED
>>71099946
because these digits ^
>>71099791
>she's wearing a leash
HNNNNG
>>71099958
BASED VALE KNIGHTS
yfw these quints cause dany to die
>>71099968
Probably Stark Sympathizers or just people who irked Ramsay. He's not exactly a cool cannon
I miss ramsay
>>71099860
Daenarys and Bran before he wargs into her Drogon and has him devour Dany.
>>71099958
Best stealth cavalry army ever. Mounted ninjas!
>>71099974
That scene was a bit cheesy desu
>>71099999
>/got/-get
yay
>>71099996
>>71100001
close but no cigar
>>71099905
It was a Shaggydog story ;)
>>71100001
Oof the failure was strong
>>71100000
NICE
>>71100001
SO CLOSE
>>71099912
Maybe he is maybe he is not, one way to find out! GO D&D!!!!
Once you bring resurrection to the show, theres no brakes on the failtrain!
>>71099905
To bait Jon into being a retard.
>>71100000
OH OHHHH
>>71100000
BOLTON
FUCKIN'
SHITS
>>71099939
Good questions, but honestly... magic and plot convenience (so they don't have to explain shit).
>>71099946
We are yet to see why.
>>71099960
lel
>>71100000
Oh, shit! What you doin'?
>>71100001
GOD DAMN IT JIM YOU WERE SO CLOSE
>>71099968
Jesus. Jews are the Christ killers.
>>71099999
>>71100000
Stop it with the digits!
Couldn't they have given Rickon a line or two?
Poor guy started out with a promising character back in S1 and those two kikes fucked him up. They could have had him say SOMETHING in his last season.
Might have added some emotional weight to his death to boot
>>71099974
30 million dollars? seriously?
>>71100000
This is now the new thread meme
>>71099912
What makes you think bran wouldn't want to bring rickon back to life?
>>71099974
>nitpicking
>battle inspired by Cannae and the American Civil War
>none of which happened during the Middle Ages
>teleporting vale knight
>mind reading Sansa
>no Ghost
>bowmen charging Winterfell
It looked okay but you literally had to turn off your brain to enjoy it.
>>71100034
it's true lol
>>71099687
why didnt jon just ask melly to rez his brother?
???
When did you realize Robb was actually a good guy?
>>71100075
>promising character
Lol
>wait until the only two armies in the region are both nearly dead
>ride in with an army twice the size of both combined
>aid the weaker of the two combatants
>now the only people who can resist a full conquest from you are the table scraps of a tiny army with a moron zombie general
CIA best tactician Westeros 2016
>>71099979
Theres a theory that little finger knows of the old gods power so he avoids the places they can see through.
He is literally scheming the Gods.
>>71099983
Thank fuck man. I struggled to concentrate on the episode cause I was worried
>>71099910
let
them
KNOOOOOOOOW
>>71099974
battle went on for too long and was a waste of money. jon killing his 15th bolton nobody was no more impactful than the 5th. then oh look, last minute arrival of a helpful military force. haven't seen that before on this fucking show. episode was garbage.
>>71099865
its a shop you idiot
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=xNhctnU8YVw starts playing
>Melisandre, hands bound, is walked into the courtyard of Winterfell
>wildlings and northerners are watching
>Jon stands in the centre of the courtyard, both hands holding Longclaw in the "winter is coming" pose
>she is brought to his side, and she kneels beside a block
>"In the name of Stannis of the House Baratheon, the first of his name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and protector of the realm, I, Jon of the House Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North, sentence you to die."
>his face solemn, he swings Longclaw down in one swift movement and takes her head
>the last shot is Davos watching
>>71100000
Instant favourite character.
>>71100020
True, but I fucking loved it. That dude was so into it lol.
>>71100077
Yup. Confirmed by yours truly D&D.
>>71099974
people forgetting that this is a high budger fantasy television show for normies. not a fucking historically accurate docu-drama. go watch a documentary or something if you're that fucking autistic.
>>71100106
No there's not a theory, it's just more of Preston Jacob's mental ramblings
>>71100120
No it's not
>>71100088
only guy worth rezzing
as you can see by these dubs
>>71100106
There's no weirwood tree at the Tower of Joy.
>>71100096
Literally shit-tier commander
>>71099992
You can see the back of Stannis in the trailer for next weeks episode. He is in Essos and he'll convince the dragon bitch to go north.
>>71099792
He has no storyline whatsoever, only just followed bran, went missing for 2 seasons, reappeared captured and his wolf and osha killed. There was literally no reason to keep him at this point, at least his death got some murderous resolve into jon.
>>71100125
Oh shit nigga I just realized it's the same dude who made Pacific Rim soundtrack.
>>71100096
when were you when you realized CIA is actually a good guy and helps sansa and jon out of his good heart?
>>71099974
Problem is you dont even have to nitpick its so obvious that it can poke your eyes out...
>>71100106
We'll see about that. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF US.
>>71100104
Believe it or not he's an important character in the books
>>71100014
PLEASE let this happen
>>71100136
>magazine cover shoot
>not shopped
>>71100148
>didn't had the numbers
>still won every battle he fought
>>71100096
Robb was a true son of Ned. He would never have cruelly fed Ramsay to the dogs like Salsa. A quick, clean decapitation instead.That's also why he's dead like Ned
>>71100125
>holding Longclaw in the "winter is coming" pose
>>71100125
Sigh. Mel told Arya they would meet again. She won't die in the next episode, don't worry. Forget seasons 1 to 4. From here on it's formula TV, stop being in denial GoT fans.
>>71100148
No he wasn't.
He made shit-tier life decisions tho
>>71100130
>it took 30 millions to be made!!!
It was cheesy, defied logic and yet it was predictable. Production design was great but whoever wrote this can't get his shit together and write coherent characters with understandable motivation.
>>71100142
What the fuck is he wearing? A nightgown?
>>71100148
he was a gr8 commander
just made shitty decisions
>>71100075
Yeah Rickon getting no lines sucked. I wonder why they did it. Hard to empathize with a mute.
>>71100082
>bran
Ooooh I see what you did there :^)
>>71100169
Hardly, he's a nothing character there too, just a child
Same shit is gonna happen in the book, hence why he even called his wolf Shaggydog
>>71100179
I mean obviously they'll airbrush and tighten her up a bit, but they ain't adding cup sizes
>>71100125
But it was Stannis' order to kill Shireen. Mel just saw shit in the fire. It was Stannis' men who abandoned Stannis after Stannis killed his child begging for help till the very end.
>>71100163
he didn't though
>>71100181
Robb always fought when he had the numbers, he didn't give battle to Tywin's host once.
It's why he stayed undefeated, it's also why his campaign was leading noweher.
>>71100181
>married a foreign whore
>got killed at a fucking dinner party like a little bitch
>killed his bannermen because ''muh honor you can't kill kids man''
Leaked scene from ep10
Jon: Do you remember our house motto?
Sansa: Winter is coming
Jon: So am I
ROLL CREDITS
>>71100125
I'd want Davos to swing the sword if only so the show could finally acknowledge that he should have wanted her dead long before finding the conveniently intact stag toy
Maderly's were said to have been cast, but didn't make an appearance in the battledespite being mentioned by Ramsey as one of the three principle houses of the north. Have they been cut or will they make an appearance next episode?
>>71099947
Stannis the chosen Lord faggot, my digits confirm it
>>71100195
like thats gonna matter
>>71100148
Great war tactician. Shit politician.
>>71100195
>implying Arya can't reach Winterfell through one of DnDs wormholes in 1 episode
>implying DnD even remember the dialogue they wrote
From that episode alone one could prove that they don't desu.
>>71100212
>I wonder why they did it
Because as soon as he opens his mouth he would sound like a teenager going through puberty rather than a little kid
>>71100118
You would be bitching it was too short otherwise. Stop bitching and enjoy it, we haven't gotten this kind of battle on tv... ever?!
Initially I wanted all the stark children to return with balls-to-the-wall angry superpowers.
>Jon revived and becomes Azor Ahai
>Bran becomes a superwarg, able to mind-control wights and white walkers
>Rickon learns to be a beastmaster on skagos, invading Westeros with an army of unicorns, rhinos, chimeras and other mystical beasts
>Sansa becomes Ultraspymaster due to Littlefinger training and her own inner bitch
>Arya returns as a faceless with Nymeria and her wolfpack
That's rickon out of it..
>>71100115
Salsa and her powerful vagina are on a killing spree. She's vagunning to be Queen in the North. Girl Powuh is the most potent magic in Westeros. Bran doesn'tstanda chance.
D&D hate white males. Isaac has one episode left before they unceremoniously kill his character in SE7EP01 to make room for Sneks. Again.
>>71100106
Bran can see everywhere. But I hope Littlefinger does know about the old gods power so that he shits himself when he sees Bran go on one of his mind trips for the first time.
>>71100084
>look at me I'm so autistic I can't even enjoy a cinematographical masterpiece because "it's not real"
It's fantasy you autist
>>71099722
beric lord of dubs
>>71100084
This, that pile of bodies killed it for me, it was literaly look like wall spartans made in "300" 7 foot wall that was made of bodies that died around because of combat, people climbed accidentally, my God i pity anyone who bought that scene without taking a minute to think "WTF?"
>>71100232
Come to think of it , if Ned was the battle commander he would have given Tywin an honorable fight and would have had destroyed his whole army.
>>71100220
this is so painfully naive
This show sucks. Literal nerdshit
>>71100283
>It's fantasy you autist
Why does it have to insult our intelligence then?
>>71100320
why are you here
>>71100269
Fair enough.
>>71100273
4 of the 6 kids are still alive, Starks are set pretty well for the future desu.
>>71100320
not anymore
>>71100280
Bran can't see shit.
So Melisandre will resurrect Rickon, right? I mean she did it with Jon, so why not at least try to bring back the potential heir of Winterfell and ruler of the North?
>Salsa: Queen in da Norf
>Yarra: Salt Queen
>Ellaria: Dune Queen
>Cersei: QUEEN OF WESTEROS
>Dany: QUEEN OF WESTEROS
Guys... it's the war of the five queens. FEMINISM HAS RISEN!!
ALL ME MUST DIE... BUT WE ARE NOT MEN!
>>71100271
rome had great battle scenes and they didn't need to last more than 5 minutes. waste of $30m to stretch 10 minutes of story to 40 minutes of filler.
>>71100283
>it's summer so normies ITT defend the show
Are you fucking dense? I said it looked okay. I can enjoy the visuals but it was still horrible shit tier writing and the episode looking good doesn't make up for that (if you are not a turbo pleb). DnD stating that they were inspired by those battles is also literally them shitting on the source material since it's Gurm The king of autism who tried to be accurate about the Medieval setting. Get a grip showfag.
been a while without some beric
>>71100298
No, Ned was a seasoned commander too.
He was better at war then politics.
>>71100324
It's not, you're just autistic
>Pittbulls are gud boys, they wouldnt harm a fly
>GRRM fans say Nuh-uh he didn't keep copying shit off LotR!
>Copies Rohirrim
>>71100274
Killing off Bran is the one thing they can do to make me drop the show. Not even in a "OH MA GURRD IM SO ANGRY" kind of histrionic way. I will actually stop watching and have no regrets.
>>71100296
There are multiple accounts of "piles of bodies" becoming obstacles on a battlefield both in medieval and in modern times (WW1)
>>71100283
There are fucking 10 billion ways how you could do that battle without making it retarded showfest and they picked most retarded one, why the fucking pile of corpses? Why just Umbers didnt come from the back and made actual Canae battle scene? Why it has to be dumb? WHY?
>>71100274
great b8 m8 m8 HOWEVER bran can control anyone he wants making him the most overpowered character on the board. He'll kill sandra then warg into the sneks and make them light themselves on fire
>>71100283
>what is suspension of disbelief who how does it work
>it's fantasy and fantasy characters don't have to act coherently
>I am a giga pleb summerfag please rape my face
>>71100125
That's not what the people want, how about Dany comes in on her dragon and kills her instead? Then she gives a speech about being the breaker of chains
>>71100296
Piles of bodies is something that would happen on a real battlefield though
>>71100363
Those weren't pitbulls you stupid fuck
>>71100345
Well america is getting a female president.
Khaleesi is coming to Westeros.Get it?
>>71100343
>So Melisandre will resurrect Rickon, right?
No, they're either going to hand-wave ressurection as an option or just not mention it at all.
Just you watch and see.
>>71100324
Because not everyone is mega-autistic like you and me and it appeals to normies? Man, can't you just enjoy the whole feel of the episode instead of nitpicking everything that you feel is 'wrong'. You're not changing anything, you're just whining for the attention.
>>71100235
'well I am fucking winter you greasy southern bitch' would have been more appropriate.
>>71100391
Westeros is Yurop, though.
>>71099999
>>71100000
OH MY GoT
>>71100376
Yes, but only where an objective needs to be defended like a bridge or a hill. We didn't have any of this.
Cast them /got/
>>71100271
Look, I have to break it to you:
A. The battle was entirely predictable. There was no tension, no fear for Jon's life whatsoever. Not even as he faced the cavalry alone.
B. Enemy cavalry army ambush was super-contrieved and retarded.
There are numerous smaller idiocies (like mounting corpses) but these two points alone keep the episode from being "great". It was not bad. Let's say: 6.5.
>>71100376
YES! 4-5 bodies maybe! BUT NOT A FUCKING 7 FOOT WALL WITH A STEEEP CLIFF, there is not one possible scenario that can make it that high its potter for fuck sake!
>>71100374
So the only reason you are watching is to know what game of niggers does with the walking overpowered plot device character.
>>71100381
You seem upset :^)
>>71100363
They're mastiffs
>>71099687
>someone put my oc on the op
>>71100415
Orcs are gay
>>71100349
I really don't understand what your issue is. How can you be complaining that we got an epic battle? Isn't that what we always wanted?
let me get this straight
>CIA told Sansa that the entire Vale host is camping near Moat Cailin
>the only way to the North, with big ass forth held by Bolton men
>somehow, no one noticed them
so Stannis got fucked by Ramsay because he didn't send scouts, and Ramsay got fucked by the same reason. POTTERY.
>>71100358
I don't remember correctly but Ned had only two great victories during Robert's rebellion.One during the battle of bells but Hoster and Ned had the numbers so it didn't matter and another when he lifted the siege of Strom's end where no fight even happened and I don't remember Ned himself commanding a huge victory during Greyjoy rebellion.
>>71100391
$0.05c has been deposited into your account. Thank you for shilling for Hillary.
>>71100343
>Mel: "I will try to revive your brother"
>Jon: "NO. H-he should rest with his father"
>>71100359
>>71100396
>wanting decent writing is autism
It's like you people grew up watching Transformers.
>>71100125
>in the name of a dead king
That's not how it works
>>71100339
>says blatantly false things hoping their pathetic desperation will make it true
>>71100379
>why the fucking pile of corpses?
>in an open field
>Rickon not doing zig zag maneuvers
>>71099687
Was 20 good men really that absurd?
I didn't see anything wrong with it, it looked like it was only a meme done by stannisfags who got butthurted.
>>71100437
How would scouts have saved him? He doesn't have enough men to hold out against both the vale and the starks
>>71100423
How do you know the piles were just dead men? :^)
>>71099791
she gets my dick so hard. top tier british slag senpai
So Smelly Melly thinks that Azor Jon is the Prince that was promised because R'Hllor brought him back, right? That is exactly what she said. Why then does she not think that Beric Dondarrion is Azor Ahai? He got brought back like a brazilian times.
>>71100349
Here's a great battle.
>>71100456
Says the green texting faggot.
I wish preston was a girl so I could marry (her)
>>71100433
Fuck off Azerothian shill
>>71100374
I agree literally do not give a shit about anyone elses predictable as fuck cliche ass plots
>>71100434
The battle was okay, it looked okay. Yet none of what happened before and after the battle made sense if you think about it for more than 1 second. The battle itself defied the setting of the show and the Vale showing up was predictable as and cheesy as fuck.
>>71100438
He was one of the minor commanders at the Trident and was a minor commander during the attack on Pyke.
>>71100441
what's the least you'd accept to shill for hillary?
I think for 10 cents per post i'd actually do it. You could easily make 20 bucks an hour doing it across multiple threads across multiple boards
>>71100379
Hey, don't get me wrong, That's a good point you're making there. The whole pile o' corpses thing looked cool, but it was fucking retarded. But you do need to see that the show thrives on shock value that it created through this wall of corpses. So the reason would be a broader appeal and free advertising through shock-value.
Would have been cool if rickon actually made it and made Ramsey look like an idiot
>>71100479
No green texting on reddit, fuck off back there.
>>71100476
BASED
BREAKING NEWS
New episode of the Normies is up. Also a pre game show. Haven't got to watch it yet but work is going to fly by now that I have this to look forward too!
Must watch programing for any GoT fan!
>>71100433
Your mom is gay. And a boy. A foppish little twink boy at that. You should feel ashamed of yourself.
>>71100296
You're an idiot
>>71100476
that looks like shit
also
>muh stronk womyn soldier
not even got is this bad
>>71100468
The whole point of Moat Cailin is that you can hold it with literally couple of dozens of men. The real plothole is how could 40 000 Valemen slip around in the first place.
>>71100376
3 bodies piled on top of each other is an obstruction on the battlefield... do you realize what you have to do to get piles of bodies 10 feet high and 10 feet thick on the terrain they fought on? everyone has to keep climbing on top of all these dead bodies and fight and die, over and over and over.
no one is dumb enough to do that. the civil war had piles of bodies, but that has more to do with the weapons used and the terrain where the people fought. you don't get that shit on flat fucking terrain, you get it in river beds where people die and they roll down hills and end up on top of each other
>>71100386
it got a little absurd. who are the morons that kept climbing up the hill of bodies to die?
>>71100468
>How would scouts have saved him?
Uhm by staying in the fucking castle that is called Winterfell?
>>71099779
it would so much better without the blue filter
>>71100386
Please man, give me one, just one historical evidence, just a fucking single one link that say "we fought and beneath us was formed 7 foot tall pile of bodies" humor me! I study history and i never heard about this phenomenon, i know that in ancient Rome there was a pile which was obstructinng them so they had to move but nobody stayed because its obstruction, they pushed it with shields and eventualy advanced.
>>71100351
>gurm
>accurate
t. has never opened a history book
>>71100232
>Robb always fought when he had the numbers, he didn't give battle to Tywin's host once.
When Robb lifted the siege of Riverrun he was outnumbered at least 2 to 1, maybe 3 to 1.
His campaign went nowhere because the Riverlands were too exposed to properly defend and by crowning himself king he had fewer options for allies much less surrender.
Had he not been so proud then after his father was executed he'd have just went back to Winterfell
>>71100521
>. The real plothole is how could 40 000 Valemen slip around in the first place.
Why didn't Sansa tell Jon about Littelfinger's army?
>>71100391
You are not the first one to make that joke.
https://youtu.be/HkAK9QRe4ds?t=2m24s
I wonder if GoT is going to give her a big boost in votes.
>>71100415
Maisie Williams
>>71100475
Pic relevant to the topic of R'hllor!
>>71100426
No, the only reason I am watching is because Isaac is cute as fuck. I watch the episodes that he isn't in because I may as well know what's going on. The show itself hasn't actually been good in years.
>>71100434
the battle was boring. there were no stakes b/c the outcome was predetermined, not a single character that died was good/unexpected, and it was resolved in the least interesting way possible. all of this dragged out to nearly the entire span of the episode.
>>71100521
because it's abandoned. Ramsay didn't have enough men to hold it, he needed them for the fight. Also I doubt he expected a force to help the starks, they had no allies and the vale has sat out the war for ages. It would be a waste of men to hold cailin.
>>71100556
Because he would refuse the help for political reasons.
>>71100519
>not even got is this bad
Name my band, /got/
>>71100554
>he'd have just went back to Winterfell
>while they held his sisters as captives
>>71100516
Why because i use my brain? You dont question information you just eat them like a good sport?
>>71100049
Look a new fucking useless piece of shit to filter.
Adios gringo
>>71100519
Continue to enjoy your puberty.
>>71099868
Jon: Bring him back. Do it. Just like you did with me.
Melly: I didn't bring you back Jon Snow, it was the lord of light. You were only resurrected because he wanted it so. If-
Jon: And how do you know he doesn't want my brother back?
Melly: The flames never lie Jon Snow. If it were so I would have seen it in my fires.
Jon:Your flames told you Stannis was Azor Ahai, now they say it's me. Your flames lie. Try it anyway
Melly: I cannot. It is not the will of-
Jon grabs her around the neck and holds her against the wall.
Jon:You can, and you will. Do it or you die.
>>71100514
someone please explain to me why this youtube show is so popular here? Whats the value in watching someone else react to something yo already saw?Do they do anything else? is it because the arab chick is a qt?
>>71100507
That's a possible assumption yet the success of shows like Sopranos, The Wire and Mad Men proves that there is no need to underestimate the audience. You can write subtle and smart dialogue and still have people watch the show which is why season 1 is by far the best.
>>71099722
Uwah! Bericco-san is a hericopter!
Where the fuck did those knights from the Vale come from?
>>71100538
Yeah because that helped him against wunwun?
Now imagine how'd it go when the vale arrived with siege engines
He'd just be delaying the inevitable
>>71100514
>Must watch programing for any GoT fan!
THIS
>>71100232
So he didn't fight battles he would lose, meaning he's a "shit-tier commander"?
Fuck off.
>>71100581
>Because he would refuse the help for political reasons.
So what would have happened if Littlefinger didn't show up?
>>71100418
>no fear for Jon's life whatsoever
Yes, the main protagonist of the show, that was resurrected earlier this season, survived! What a surprise!
>Enemy cavalry army ambush was super-contrieved and retarded.
Only for you.
>Ramsey owns the North
>he knows there is no army that can oppose him except for Jon's
>hence no need to be on his toes,m deploying scouts en masse
>Littlefinger sends ninjas to remove whatever scouts Ramsey might have and archers to shoot any crows with messages send to Ramsey from loyal houses along the way (which has happened multiple times in the novels)
>cavalry moves fast
>surprise!
Listen, the show has its downfalls and has gone down in quality with each passing season, but the supposed negatives you listed are imaginary. The problem is with you, not with the show.
>i wonder what bran's doing, maybe he's becoming the next varamyr sixskins!
>he was doing nothing the whole time
>killed without him even getting a line of dialogue
>>71100583
Bad Pussy Cat Trolls
>>71100583
The Spinoff We Deserve
>>71100575
How do you pronounce R'hllor? I always said it like "Rhey-lore" while some Youtuberfags started saying it like flat R lore?
>>71100554
>When Robb lifted the siege of Riverrun he was outnumbered at least 2 to 1, maybe 3 to 1.
Yes that was a smart move the Blackfish came up with.
>His campaign went nowhere because the Riverlands were too exposed to properly defend and by crowning himself king he had fewer options for allies much less surrender.
>Had he not been so proud then after his father was executed he'd have just went back to Winterfell
He was in a shitty position to be fair, but he often gets overrated on account of being undefeated in battle.
>>71099687
The three heads of the dragon will be a cripple, a bastard and a broken thing.
>>71100581
Jon wouldn't have refused Littlefinger. Troops are troops and they need them. Sansa was being a cunt.
>Just me in my boat..
>Rowing all over westeros..
>Kinda wish I was swinging a hammer right now..
>>71100612
from the Vale I think
>>71100612
>Where the fuck did those knights from the Vale come from?
>he doesn't know about CIA teleporter
Read the fucking books man.
>>71099450
> so here's a quick run down of how the succession in Westeros works running from Aerys II.
Assuming everybody is alive and all children are recognized as legitimate / legitimized;
1. King - Aerys Targaryen
2. Son of the king - Rhaegar Targaryen
3. Grandson of the king - Aegon Targaryen
4. Second grandson of the king - Jon Snow
5. Second son of the king - Viserys Targaryen
6. Third grandson of the of the king - Rhaego Drogoson
7. Granddaughter of the king - Rhaenys Targaryen
8. Daughter of the king - Daenerys Targaryen
9. Grandson of the king's aunt - Robert Baratheon
10. Son of the grandson of the king’s aunt - Gendry Waters
11. Second son of the grandson of the king’s aunt - Joffrey Baratheon
12. Third son of the grandson of the king’s aunt - Edric Storm
13. Fourth son of the grandson of the king’s aunt - Tommen Baratheon
14. Second grandson of the king's aunt - Stannis Baratheon
15. Third grandson of the king's aunt - Renly Baratheon
16. Daughter of the grandson of the king’s aunt - Mya Stone
17. Daughter of the grandson of the king’s aunt - Myrcella Baratheon
18. Daughter of the second son of the grandson of the king’s aunt - Shireen Baratheon
16. Uncle of the grandsons of the king's aunt - Eldon Estermont
17. Nephew of the grandsons of the king's aunt - Aemon Estermont
18. Grand nephew of the grandsons of the king's aunt - Alyn Estermont
19. Uncle of the grandsons of the king's aunt - Lomas Estermont
20. Grand nephew of the grandsons of the king's aunt - Andrew Estermont
Is any character in this whole series a bigger JUST?
>>71100622
Did you skip the memo that this is an anonymous image board? Get fucked tripfaggot
>>71100548
War of roses
>>71100635
roll-lore
>>71100125
No you stupid pleb, he's supposed to stab her with the sword and temper it with Nissa Nissa's heart to make the Lightbringer.
>>71100602
>muh ageism
get some new material
>>71100476
what era is this battle from?
who are the armies?
>lel no memes
got is reddit tier now, can't wait till the show ends and schools start up again
>>71100635
no that's right, it's kind of like Ruh-Lore
>>71100644
What emotion is he trying to convey here
>>71100619
He had no chance of winning the war by picking the easiest battles.
>get new season
>finale happens
>decide to check out the general for the first time in a year
>every post is a forced meme or responding to a memeposter
What happened.
>>71100635
It rhymes with cruller, but with the stress on the O. sounds like Ruh-lore
>>71100590
>>he'd have just went back to Winterfell
>>while they held his sisters as captives
Robb has two brothers, that's far more valuable.
>>71100125
Episode 7x01
>Jon Snow walks through winterfell after the big party to celebrate the victory
>Little finger stands outside, smiling
>Jon Snow:You don't drink, Lord Baelish?
>LF:I don't think, dulls the senses...
>Jon Snow:Oh come on, you deserve it! you saved my life!
>LF:I'll be there for the conoration, king in the north! It's a great honor!
>Jon Snow: Heh, heh, it is, my lord, it is!
>LF:I'm sorry you won't be there for the conoration...
>Jon Snow: What d-AAAAAARG!
>Jon Snow is stabbed from behind by one of little finger's men
>LF:And now to ensure the wicked old witch doesn't bring him back to life this time...
>LF:Dracarys!
>A white dragon appears from the sky and burns Jon Snow's body to a crisp
>LF: And now his watch has ended
>And who are you...
>>71100644
How long till Gendry reclaims the Iron Throne? Season 30?
>>71100355
if i'm not mistaken i'd say that's some more beric dubs
>>71100662
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71100550
ASOIAF/GOT isn't about perfect "realism" per se, it's about introducing more actual, gritty medieval tropes into the fantasy genre, making the genre more realistic.
>>71100621
They would die.
>>71100643
Well, the Vale now has an army right at Winterfell, that has no army and is now in LF's debt. It's fairly easy to see this, but yes, Sansa is a cunt.
>>71100623
>bran
>>71100644
He was kidnapped and raped by pirates.
>>71100391
mfw I heard they're actually planning on putting on a "GoT skit" starring Hillary at the Democratic National Convention
>>71100691
Did you expect anything different? Don't expect anything better when the book is released. It will sill be people picking out passages and memeing about Gurm's hacky writing style
>>71100693
>Robb has two brothers,
You must have had a shit family to say this. If someone had any relative of mine, you better fucking believe they are dead, along with anyone supporting them. I would rather die than turn on my own family.
>>71100610
This for fuck sake thank you Anon!
>>71100682
the show is the last kingdom, it's a pretty good viking show tBh.
it's viking era england, it's during the time of king alfred the great
pretty much the most accurate shield wall battles ive ever watched in anything
>>71100662
so bad
>>71100514
eat a dick Suraj
>>71100635
R'hllor is pronounced like this:
BRAN-duhn stɑːrk
>>71100730
Well, so was Julius Caesar
>>71100731
I felt physically ill just reading that.
>Has one of the most defenable forts ever created, 3 solid granite walls
>Takes on the opposing army in the field
This bothered me to most and i dont see many people talking about it?
>>71100510
Because you're a negro slut.
>>71100544
this
>>71100697
He'll be the Fortinbras of the story and come in and claim the throne when everyone else is dead
I started watching this crap because it wasn't your usual Good Guys defeat Bad Guys bullshit series and presented a more realistic course of action.
Apparently I was wrong.
>>71100615
>place archer on the walls
>shoot Wun Wun
>place oil on the walls
>burn Wun Wun
>wait until the attackers starve cause winter is coming
Winterfell can defend itself against 1000s of men for years even if they got siege weapons. This is the whole point of castles in this medieval setting. Also Winterfell has several gates that need to be broken to take the castle and they are made out of iron,
>>71100550
Yes, guess what faggot I got an M.A. in history and used to watch the early seasons of the show with the guys from the Middle Ages department. Gurm grasps pre-modern concepts of communication, status, honor and feudalism way better than other fiction writers. It's like you don't even know who Barbara Stollberg-Rillinger or Aloys Winterling are.
Go ahead, tell me where Gurm got a medieval society wrong.
>>71100544
nice dubs
Also I know right, this show used to have colour
>>71100166AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG
>>71100544
but its winter
>>71100675
War of rosses lasted for 20 years what batte?
>>71100626
Winner.
>>71100680
No, you're immature and it's showing. Sorry but you will be called out on it.
>>71100682
Alfred the Great versus the Danes, 870-ish.
>>71100623
Bran is alive.
>>71100497
>>71100579
not an argument, any of it
>>71100785
Nobody wants to see another siege. We've had three of those already
>>71100001
failed quints confirm dany to be immortal
I haven't even watched the past three episodes, and watching episode 9 I felt like I barely missed anything at all.
>>71100612
Littlefinger owed Sana some favors due to him she got through some shit.
So she send a raven to Littlefinger way before the battle to asking him to repay that favor.
>>71100745
Enjoy being dead like Ned
>>71100785
They adress that point explicitly in the episode sorry you were too busy checking grindr to pay attention.
>>71100635
/rəlɔː/, or /rəlɔːr/ if you speak a rhotic dialect
>>71100778
they didn't rape Caesar though
>>71100669
>being this new
>>71100727
>>71100813
how embarrassing
i meant rickon
>>71100837
>Enjoy being dead like Ned
>implying I would be dumb enough to do half the shit rob did
>>71100688
So what? How does that make him a bad commander?
>>71100682
When Normans or Saxon tribes invaded England. Looks like that cant make a difference tho, never watched the show.
>>71099772
During like the second Kit interview he calls Jon "Kit" like in third person kek
>>71100851
>tripfag enabling
>>71100851
>I'll defend you my champion!
Faggot
>>71100762
KEK
>>71100880
>>71100875
>>71100669
Mr Eko is a tolerated trip.
>>71100745
Better to bide your time and save said family member when the opportunity arises than to die and leave them without any hope of escape.
>>71100722
Had Sansa told Jon the knights of the vale would have been available I'm pretty sure the Northern forces would be in better shape after the battle.
Why didn't Ramsay just shoot Jon when he was charging in alone or when he was standing next to Wun Wun?
>>71100850
correct
caesar was a butt slut who whored his boipucci out to nicomedes
>>71100615
Well if he was actually prepared for siege and reinforced that gate it would help him
>>71100907
NEW BREAD
>>71100907
NEW BREAD
>>71100907
NEW BREAD
>>71099792
No. Even a kid half his age would've ran in zig zag. He deserved for kill.
>>71100929
because he's CRAZY and likes to PLAY GAMES
daily reminder that Eddard and Howland Reed killed Arthur Dayne, entered the tower and found Lyanna to have had twins, a girl and a boy, Rhaegars children.
Eddard and Howland both agreed to take one of the children as their own in order to protect them from Robert, who would have them killed for being Rhaegar's children. Eddard took the boy and claimed it was the spawn of a random hookup; Howland took the girl and claimed her as his own.
Jon Snow and Meera Reed are twins, pic related.
>>71100875
>>71100880
idiots, Eko is based af
>>71100823
Premise: The absence of logic is bad.
Minor Premise: Got S05E09 featured characters acting illogical.
Conclusion: Got S05E09 was bad.
Happy?
>>71100926
But then she would leave armies to oppose her or Ramsey would never go out to fight and she was only thinking of vengeance.
>>71100982
it's season 6, fuckstick
>>71100968
daily reminder that the buzzfeed post you read doesn't change the fact that in the books they look nothing alike
>>71101042
daily reminder that your precious books no longer mean fuck all now that the show is ahead and will continue to be until the series has ended
>>71100968
>Promise me Ned...
>that's you'll give away one of my kids to your m8 instead of raising it yourself
lmao
>>71101084
she probably made him promise to keep the boy safe as he is the rightful heir
>>71100695
So does CIA know about the white walker threat? I'm genuinely interested in what his reaction is and if he takes it seriously or goes on with his plan to crash Westeros with no survivors.
>>71101027
Lol so what? If you seriously think this makes me argument any weaker you are fucking retarded. Yes I made a typo, now deal with the argument shitbird.
>>71100683
Well when you see a person who says 7foot wall is totaly legit and possible you have to know is he trolling or really that dumb enough to believe in that pottery.
Daily reminder that Winds of Winter will never be released.Daily reminder that I've been posting this for over 4 years now;-;
>>71100550
>>71100796
Yeah, thought so...
>>71100464
It wasnt for all we know the boltons were sent Dragonstone armors by the Lannisters after the battle of the blackwater. They then infiltrated the camp in pairs of two to not arouse suspicion and burnt the stores at the right time.
>>71100864
>When Normans or Saxon tribes invaded England
It's the time period between both of those.
>>71100907
>>71100907
>>71100907
>>71100907
NEW THREAD
>>71101042
Even the actress says this.
>>71100662
kek so corny
>>71100845
whats the explanation then??
>>71101120
>rightful
>bastard born out of wedlock
>>71101406
>what is a legitimized bastard
>>71100449
Brienne sure thought thats how it works
>>71100476
last kingdom was fucking boring and cringey
>>71100644
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE
>>71100054
I don't get it desu?
