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>>71096428
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Azor Jon
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How long until CIA captures Banefort and takes HeartsBane from Sam?

What kind of power would he wield under these conditions? Would the Night's King bend the knee? Would Dany kill herself because Westoros is now unconquerable?

A little girl can't just march into Banefort and win a fight against a big guy wielding Heartsbane. I'm sorry that just isn't going to happen.
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>>71096448
I miss Viserys.
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1000 years later

>Queen Sansa Stark, Lady of Winterfell, usurped the Iron Throne from Tommen Baratheon. Known as the Ice Queen for particularly harsh treatment of some of the ancient houses she drove to extinction, notable mentions being Lannister, Frey, Umber and Karstark. Was wed to Tyrion the Imp and Ramsay the Cruel, speculated to have been lover of her own half-brother Jon Snow the Great Bastard.

or

>Queen Daenerys Stormborn, Queen of Slaver's Bay and khaleesi of the Grass Sea, brought House Targaryen back on the Iron Throne after brief War of the Five Kings. Known in Essos as the "breaker of chains" and "mother of dragons" for stopping the slave trade. Most historians agree, she is a mythical ruler of questionable existence and a tool used to explain the migration of Dothrakis into today's Dothrakia and collapse of the Essos' society under the pressure of slave revolts and economic crisis possibly caused by the wars in Westeros. Her character is a popular motive on the ancient art, where she's portrayed with three dragons (symbolic for the sigil of house Targaryen) by her side or in a burning hut. Cult of Daenerys was very popular in Meereen, Myr and Lys, replacing the ancient customs of demon worship.
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First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
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Trials of /Highgarden/

Warden of the South
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>>71096512

Or better yet fuck Rickon and resurrect Wun Wun
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Requesting those /lit/ memes which show Gurrm to be a bad writer.
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>tfw not even your own siblings like you enough to ask Melisandre to ressurect you

;_;
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First for Azor Ahighchair, the Peewee that was Promised, the Warrior of Low Height, the Manlet of Fire.
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Post favourite Stannis scenes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAq2eAxrnOQ
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Why didn't Rickon just run serpentine?

https://youtu.be/FKVgF2hA0Q8
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>>71096580
But none of them are properly in the show
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>>71096584
He didn't see that movie
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How will /got/ react when CIA inevitably gets killed by a minor character like Pod?
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>>71096535
>ywn wake up next to this
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Does anyone have a screenshot of the person walking through an archway in what seems to be King's Landing in the preview for episode 10? Who could it be?
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>>71096479
I wanna see Stannis' body too..

:)
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>>71096571
FUCKING WHITE MALE

HE'D JUST GET IN SANSAS WAY
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>>71096580
The bit where he had his daughter burned alive is a goodie
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So Stannis was actually alive during the Battle of the Bastard right? he was just commanding the army from afar where he could overlook the battlefield like any commander would
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>>71096571
The episode ended right after the battle so how do you know they wont ask?

Jon will have a talk with Melly next episode so maybe it will come up.

They'll probalby only talk about Shiteen

You are probably right
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>>71096614
I believe
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>>71096614
Its Lancel you faggot
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>>71096610
>wake me up
>(can't wake up)
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>>71096584
Yeah, looks like it worked out great for those guys
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>>71096580
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>>71096607
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>>71096584
What kind of advice is this? They both fall
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>tfw no azor patchface
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>>71096632
>Bury in crypt
>Next to father
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Why didn't they try resurrecting Rickon?
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>People saying that Rickon should have run in zig-zag
>Literally taking more time and receive more arrows trying to reach the safe zone

Kek, who /teamstraightline/ here?
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>>71096675
DELETE THIS
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>>71096642
Doesn't look like Lancel
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>>71096660
>implying Neds body is even there
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>>71096584
Probably because he's a scared child who has been in a cage and probably fed table scraps for who knows how long who suddenly finds himself being told to run away from an experienced bowman instead of hardened adult living in Mayan culture or a fat neckbeard sitting in a sweaty computer chair theorycrafting about what scared children should do when running away from psychopaths shooting arrows at them before swallowing another handful of chicken nuggets and finding more "plot holes" in the television show that they literally watch to complain about, to the bewilderment of every sentient person on Earth.

Just guessing though.
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>>71096675
Because of lazy writing
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>sansa tells jon to forget about rickon
>tells him he's dead and a lost cause
>she tells all of this to her brother who was resurrected by a witch in the tent next door
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>>71096677
Team occasional side-step master race.
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Is the kid who plays Rickon just a dreadful actor or what? Why does he never get lines?
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>>71096500
Stop this meme
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>>71096584

It's funny because arrows aren't fucking bullets, you can literally turn your head and DODGE
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>>71096675
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT RICKON
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>>71096675
BECAUSE HE'D GET IN SANSA'S WAY, YOU DON'T WANT ANOTHER MAN RULING IN THE NORTH, DO YOU?
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>>71096675
because hes the prince who was forgotten
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>>71096677
With that pic you're /teamnottheslightestbitstraight/
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>>71096698
No, it would be a superfluous and oddly-placed to have a scene showing Melisandre attempting to resurrect Rickon. You don't know anything about writing or screenwriting or any form of writing except circle jerk shitposts, you fat retarded loser.
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Post yfw in the next episode Jaime reveals that he executed Radmure and every Tully soldier.
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>>71096724
>>71096725
>>71096726
wew
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>>71096708
HE'S NOT IMPORTANT

Only the last known surviving male heir to the stark name
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>>71096675
>>71096698
D&D should have define better the resurection thing, it's limit and weakness

>>71096724
Camon, it's a Stark boy
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I rewatched ramsay getting beat up at least 3 times
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>>71096708
>Made quite clear several times that resurrections are purposeful and done only under specific circumstances
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>Tywin is dead
>Roose dead
>Stannis dead
>Jorah disappeared

Why do they keep killing off the few good actors they have?
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>JON AZOR STANDS ALONE
>NOT ALONE
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>>71096708
I think this says a lot about Sansa desu

I don't think the audience is expected to actually believe Rickon is a lost cause considering literally the next scene talks about ressurection, but instead Sansa is convincing Jon that he's a lost cause to get another obstacle out of the way.

Jon doesn't want to ressurect Rickon because he's a depressed mess who barely gives a shit anymore (until next episodes revelation, I guess)
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>>71096737
I don't think he's ever going to recover
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>>71096675
It's not as if they can just resurrect people at will, the lord of light has to will it
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>>71096771
Because they are WHITE MALEs
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So who's the bad guy now?
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>>71096584

Preston already BTFO zigzag fags. The most intelligent thing to do in that situation is to run in a straight line out of the archer's range. The problem with the show is that Ramsay had a magical bow that could somehow hit someone 500m away
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>>71096771
>Stannis
>Good actor
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So R+L=J is pretty much confirmed now in the TV series?

Best priestess only seems to gather magic around those with Targ blood
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>>71096785
Enchantment: Plot

"100% chance to hit white males"
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>Ramsey literally burning crosses before attack the Wildlings (minorities)
can't DnD be more subtle?
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>>71096768
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Melly didn't know that she should or would be able to ressurect Jon but she tried anyway and it worked.
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>>71096767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8LivWPrpA0
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>>71096785
A STRAIGHT LIMBED BOW AT THAT

and he somehow managed to hit him right in the heart
based fucking ramsay with his last mary sue move

i hated that character so fucking much christ
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>>71096783
Dany, Sansa and Euron
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>>71096708
Not only that. She assumed Ramses will just straight slit Dickon's troat, which didnt happen. He actually had pretty good chance of getting out of there, only ruined by his own stupidy and Ramses' comic book super powers.(read shit writing)
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>>71096765
No they shouldn't have. The resurrection thing is a complete mystery even to the people who do the resurrecting.
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So Sansa's a cold bitch, right? Doesn't seem to give a shit about her baby brother.
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>this is the only somewhat interesting relationship/power dynamic in the show

try to prove me wrong
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>>71096768
She tried once and it worked. What does she know?
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>>71096778
Then I've served my purpose here.
Farewell my friend.
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>>71096827
>He's already dead, Jon
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What kind of pedo gives a shit about Rickon anyway?
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>>71096799
Thros is never around a Targ and has magic
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>>71096821
>his own stupidity

see: >>71096696

then go back to /pol/.
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>>71096812
10/10
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>>71096812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb3Wi7moBbI
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>>71096850

Could be explained away in Smellys speech to Jon this last epicsode
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>>71096815
Straight limbed bows (longbows) have much greater range than recurves.
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>>71096827
That's because she is preoccupied with getting herself some Jon cock
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>tfw been away for a week and missed livethread

was it fun? ;_;
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>>71096848
>Lily Singh
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>>71096776

Worst cavalry charge i ever saw in my life to be honest!

>This is how your use cavalry D&D cucks!
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do you think littlefinger knew that sansa would escape ramsay? did he know her and jon would build an army and siege winterfell? is this all part of his master plan?
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>>71096778

Well done anon, well done, HOWEVER,i was just pretending
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>>71096872
It's exactly what you thought it would be
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>>71096848

Who's the redheaded cutie?
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What did they mean by this?
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Why was Sansa so quick to declare saving Rickon as a lost cause?

Did she want him dead because (ignoring Bran), he would be the rightful head of House Stark, and not her?

Were the Knights of the Vale kept a secret from Jon so he wouldn't use them to bargain for Rickons safety?

This truly is a Game of Thrones.
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>>71096872

No, it literally wasn't.
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>>71096889
Lindsay Stirling
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>>71096824
That's just silly, then asking why they don't try to resurrect Rickon is a legitimate question, also god Martin confirmed
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>>71096827
That's the point, he had a stronger claim than her
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>>71096867
Sounded like he was talking about accuracy.
But I don't know jack shit about archery.
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>>71096885
Either he's a retard savant, or he's the luckiest teleporting man alive.
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>>71096872
Livethreads and threads soon after an episode are too fast to be fun.
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Since LS is now confirmed for the last scene next week, how are they going to explain her resurrection since Beric is alive?
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>>71096783
Men
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>>71096834
Cersei/Mountain shit is interesting. Now that Sander's back, he may be good too. Everything else sucks though.
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>>71096906
Jon didn't even want it done to him. It's one thing to suffer dying, but once you're actually dead it's superior to being alive.
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>>71096891
Just fuck my plot up senpai
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>>71096926
Berric dying next ep?
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>>71096892
Or MAYBE it's because she KNOWS Ramsey?
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>>71096652

Reminder if you like Brienne you're automatically plebbit or tumblr, she's a huge fuckup, first time she did anything right was when she saved Sansa and Theon, and that was only because Stannis reminded her to "do her duty" instead of killing him.
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>>71096892
Damn it, I thought those retards that believe Sansa will become a cunning mastermind were long gone.
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>>71096677
I'm team, jog backwards, and take a cheeky side step whenever an arrow is launched
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>>71096885
All he literally had to predict was:

- Ramsay would be cruel to Sansa. So cruel, she'd turn to even a Southern army to help her take Winterfell, even if it gave that leader a foothold
- Someone would eventually try to take down Ramsay, probably using Sansa's claim

Both were predictable
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>>71096946
He's EVIL Jon, just in case you didn't know.
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Bend the knee to Stannis, rightful husbando and protector of /got/

Nice one, OP
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>>71096952
>instead of killing him
a swing of a sword takes less than 30 seconds anon.
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>>71096887
Why you do dis?
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>>71096881
>>>/v/
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So who will be the next one to "tragically" die anyway? Tommen or Cersei?

Also, will Jamie stop being a cuck after Cersei puts King's Landing to flames?
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>>71096892

Actually, that .webm where you can see how her face transforms when she sees that Jon is still alive she goes from happy to mad, i think it says pretty much, and we know that Sansa is a greedy bitch like her mother, so i guess we can expect some Jon vs. Sansa war soon, just wait until she knows that Jon is a Greyjoy
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>Why didn't Sansa tell jon that the vale is coming? Did she actually want the snowniggers dead?
>Why didn't Rickon try to dodge the arrows? It should have been easy enough from several hundred meters.
>Why did Ramsey shoot in the middle if his own horsemen? In a scene before the battle he said that he has a superior number of horsemen, but than he goes on and nullifies that advantage with the archers.
>How did that mountain of dead bodies happen?
>Why didn't they give armor and weapons to wunwun? He could have won the entire battle by himself.
>Why did those snowniggers just let the boltons walk around them in a perfect circle?
>How the hell could a whole army from the vale march up right to Winterfell without anyone noticing?
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>>71096971
In Australia your post was made at 22:22:22
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>>71096881

get on my level
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>>71096972
Nope, how was she going to raise this army if he kept her locked away as his personal cock warmer ?
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>>71096552
Not unless they can find a way to transfer his powers onto a female. Which, considering that 3ER did they exact same thing for him, I don't see why they couldn't. They already cut Isaac on the show once in order to give the ladies more screentime. Don't see why they couldn't do it again.
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>bedding ceremony at the scarlet wedding
>bear and the maiden fair
>doors close
>rains of castamere starts playing
This show used to be so good. FFFUCK
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>>71096712
This. The Apocalypto video above where they literally double the amount of time it'd take them to reach safety is just retarded
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>>71096992

Still better than CIA cav, lel
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>>71096776
Based
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>>71096623
S-sure, anon...
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>>71096996
I'd destroy his boipussy desu.
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>>71096852
Your autism is showing. Your whole "scared child" theory is utter bullshit. He's been training fighting since his early age and lived in wilderness, hiding and hunting for many months. He'd be more hardened than you'll be in your whole life.

now go edit reddit.
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Actually, 'why dont they resurrect Rickon' is like...the best question I've heard today. They could at least try.
Or even better, keep resurrecting Ramsay only to kill him again each time in a way much worse than before.
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Why nobody complains about Davos finding the toy horse?
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>>71096867
not "much greater". the average longbow tends to have longer range due to being much bigger than a longbow, but it's silly to talk about effective ranges without bringing into account draw weight and many other facts

still, that's a completely insane shot. extremely good marksmen will rarely attempt kill shots beyond 50-75 yards, and ramsay did it at around 200, maybe even more.
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>>71097017
Destroy my bp...I'm cute too
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I'VE HAD RAMSAYS BIG HARD COCK WEDGED IN MY ARSE FOR HOURS ON END, WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME FOR ADVICE?
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>>71096579
I can relate so much
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Nobody can unwreck your buthole Sansa.
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>>71096984

Truth hurst my firend, i know... At least our giants have fucking clubs!

>>>/v/ masterrace 1, filthy >>/got/ peasants 0!
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>>71097029
Because he might find out what happened to Shireen and Stannis after 9 eps of not being interested.
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>>71097029
Horse fell to the ground and got soaked by melting snow or some shit.

Still not as bad as jorah finding a ring in four inch grass
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>>71096952
Yeah well I'm a huge fuckup so I relate

If you're not a huge fuckup you should go back to plebbit
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>>71096994
She didn't have to raise it. Just someone get pissed off enough at Ramsay to take him on. If you're gonna take on a Lord, you're going to need a claim. A bastard from a usurping house vs the claim of a true born Stark?

It didn't matter who it was, Ramsay's behaviour meant it was inevitable he'd pissed off the wrong person. That person would logically proclaim to the rest of the North that they were fighting for Sansa's true claim, in order to legitimise themselves, and win support from Stark sympathisers/Bolton haters.

Either way, LF would have found a way to weasel his way into influence once he found an excuse to pull the Vale army up there in Sansa's defence, regardless of whether he had Sansa's best intentions at heart.
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>>71096992
>tfw you will never be the cavarly
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>>71097018
It's not even a theory since he's visibly terrified. You're really stupid and the fact that you can't figure out the difference between being a neckbeard fatass on the internet and actually being in the situation as a little kid is hilarious and might even be surprising if you weren't an obvious /pol/ subhuman.
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Alright, I'm confused. Do Sansa and Jon know Bran is alive? I don't think it was explained in the show to the Northerners how Rickon could be alive since the farmers boys thought to be Rickon and Bran were hanged by Theon.
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>tfw watching MotD highlights
>Wales match
>commentator keeps talking about Ramsay
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>>71096985
Please, don't remind me of what's been done with Jaime in the show.
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>>71097089
Jon knows after Sam told him in s4 i think. He forgot because he shouldn't know in the books.
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>>71097075
>Still not as bad as jorah finding a ring in four inch grass

It's actually the same level of badness
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>>71096992
>cavalry charge
>uphill
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>>71097087
>no u

ok I think we are done here
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>>71097099
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>>71097099
Jaime was using the public perception of him to manipulate Edmure into doing his bidding, not being sincere. This show is literally too smart for you, so congratulations there.
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>>71097115
Jorah is worse, as it means more Dani scenes
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>>71096891

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH underated post! well done Anon!
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>>71096584
God I love that movie. I've seen it like 10 times and it still freaks me out every time I watch it.
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>>71097089

They know nothing about him or Arya.

The next season will probably be about more Stark reunions and how they need to convince the southeners about the Others while Dany's arrival messes up everything.
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Is there any reason that jon felt they had to march all out to Winterfell? If the giant can knock down a gate why not sack the whole North, Karhold and Last Hearth, gaining defectors and supplies and basically winning the support of the northerners whne they realise Bolton wouldn't ride out to defend their keeps?
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>>71096992
>>71097064
Is Total Warhammer any good?
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>no (deleted) posts

what is the point of these threads then? give me lewds.
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>>71097099
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>>71096650
>>71096654
>>71096785
How many arrows were fired at these guys and at what range? Were the arrows aimed directly or indirectly?

>>71096785
Then Preston is clueless. Hitting a single zig-zagging man at 100+ yards is a pure luck shot and near impossible if the target watches the archer and darts sideways upon release.
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>>71096988
>Sansa wanted Rickon dead
>Rickon was hundreds of yards away from Ramsay by the time he was shot. He died from plot necessity, not tactics
>Ramsay is a lunatic
>People died in close proximity. It's obvious that if it were a real battle, it would have taken hours for the entire battlefield to become encircled like that, and LF's army show up and have time to make any difference. The show gave a glimpse of what a real battle would be like
>Because they are stupid
>Boltons were better trained than wildings. Again, in real life such a manoevuer would have taken longer to implement
>Ramsay is a lunatic
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>>71096632
>The episode ended right after the battle so how do you know they wont ask?

"I want him buried in the crypt, next to my father"
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>>71097171
shhhhhh just be a good goyim and watch the show
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>>71096911
I doubt that she cared about that. People are making her out to be femme Littlefinger. She's just a complete realist now. There would've had to be some complete bullshit happening or Ramsey had to have fucked up severely for them to win AND save Rickon.

Jon isn't Based Barristan Selmy, who climbed the fucking walls of Duskendale, went Sir Lancelot on everyone and rescued Aerys Targaryen all by his lonesome
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>>71097119

No they will stop and let those archers shoot them
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Reminder that the feminism ending is the true ending because George is a major feminist and there's nothing you can do about it.
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The war was lost
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>>71097119
The funny thing about gravity is that it also affects infantry
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>>71097089
Bran and Arya are as good as dead to everyone in Westeros
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>>71097119
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>>71097186
Where would that be? I doubt Joffery gave them Neds body.
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>>71096580
https://youtu.be/w5RHjWprJbg
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>>71096580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84clpJxe2wY
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>>71096720
if you think you can dodge an arrow, you've enver held a bow

>>71096785
you think you can run 100 yards before a skilled bowman can draw and loose his bow?
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>>71097182
>How many arrows were fired at these guys and at what range?

No arrows were fired.
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>>71097203
He doesn't call himself feminist because a feminist said he can't call himself that. That's how feminist he is.
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>>71097176

It's good but it needs more content to be GOAT
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>>71097206

the bolt that lost the North
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>>71097215
Fucking plebs. He gave it back to Catelyn when she was at Renly's camp.
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>>71097215
If you remember, Little Figer gave Ned's corpse to Kat
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>>71097176

Depends, are you new to genre?
If you are veteran you will hate how did they oversimplified unit battle commands (no tight loose formation toggle, no shieldwall or form spearwall etc) If you are new its easy to pick up since diplomacy and economy is more easier to manage.
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>>71097212
not to be a meaner, but they're lowering their lances way to soon.
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>>71097215
Well, he did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7olGKCF7y4
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>>71097234

>if you think you can dodge an arrow, you've enver held a bow

You can fucking see the direction the arrow is going when it's up in the air, you don't need to dodge, you just move out the way, it's not homing
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>>71097215
watch the show, bro.
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>>71097192
No, they literally parleyed with Ramsay whilst Rickon was still alive, and Ramsay scoffs at the relative size of their armies. If Sansa had brought CIA and his men along then, the negotiations would have been different.
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>>71097180
I like it.
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>>71097212
Much better
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>>71097261
And Catelyn never made it back to Winterfell.
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Send a ravens to the Lords of the Vale. Littlefingers has been poised by are enemies.
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I fucked up bad guys. I'm always talking about how amazing Jon is and my mom walked in when I was watching my favorite scenes and she FREAKED saying Jon was brought back by a devil worshipper and she said I can't have Jon anymore and she through away all my GoT collectibles and took my computer so I can't watch the finale.

Fuck.
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>>71096985
>>71097180
Please post more like these. I've never read the books but would like to see the differences.
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>>71097261
>>71097263
Well good then, Melly can ressurect Ned aswell. He'll be headless, but its not like anyone would notice.
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>>71097233
>>71097216
Goddamnit what happened to Stannis' army rEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71097302
got a little too excited there, anon?
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>>71097284
ah, so you're suggesting that he should have looked up into the sky, tried to locate an arrow (a thin, small wooden stick) and moved accordingly, all this while running?
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>>71096584
based middle eye
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>>71097249
>needs more content to be GOAT
Thought so. I'll probably get it once when all the expansions are out. Hopefully they add elves.

>>71097272
I'm pretty new and scrubby, only interested because it's Warhammer but I did play Total War Shogun for a short while.
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>Watch episode with normie friends
>Chuckle throughout the 'your surrender, not ours' scene
>They chuckle at every 'but we are not men' moment between daenerys and yara
>Completely shocked at the rickon reveal and death
>Cheer when Jon's cavalry manages to cover twice the ground of the Bolton cavalry to save him
>Visibly/audibly agitated as Bolton pens Jon's army in against a literal fucking wall of bodies how can you write this with a straight face
>Audibly happy when the Vale cavalry appears in the nick of time a la LOTR what a fucking surprise
>They claim the episode was satisfying

Christ that was awful.
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>>71097234
Ramsay deliberately fucks around for the first few shots. By the time he got serious, Rickon's strat of straight charge would have realistically gotten him to safety. At very least, beyond the point of accuracy.
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>>71097290
Yes, Ramsey would've just stayed in Winterfell, there would've been a siege and either he would've done some crazy shit with Rickon to fuck with them or killed him the moment the siege seemed successful
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>>71097315
Books: good thing

Show: bad thing and smug dabid
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>>71097313
Time to listen to the voices and murder her in her sleep
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>>71097284
>You can fucking see the direction the arrow is going when it's up in the air

You won't be able to track a single arrow without seriously compromising your running speed and maneuverability.
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Why do they refer to Daenerys as Daenerys Stormborn and not D Targaryen?
That shit show has given up on referring to her as Targaryen it seems.
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>>71097326
watch the fucking show, moron
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>>71097131
Don't be naive
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>>71097336
Wall of bodies is completely plausible.

Everyone is fighting on the same area of ground. Eventually you're standing on bodies and then more people die and they start to pile up
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>>71097348
At that point knowing where the arrow will land is more important than speed and maneuverability. If you know where it's going to land you can fucking moonwalk to safety.
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>>71097315
This is maybe the best one
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>>71097333

No I'm suggesting he should use his eyes, thos are usually located in front of your face, and move the fuck out of the way
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>WHY DONT YOU ASK ME HOW TO BEAT RAMSEY?
>You're right, how should I beat Ramsey?
>I DONT KNOW IM NOT A SOLDIER
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>>71097370
You mean Khaleesi?
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>>71097336
>Talk about episode with normies friends
>"I could care less about Dany"
>"I miss Ramsey, he was such a good character"
>"why didn't Rickon zig-zag?"
My friends are better than yours
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>>71097238
What?! I mean I just watched the first few seconds and saw arrows fired.
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>>71097383
bodies never pile up to wall stature.
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>>71097345
Or negotiated terms. IE, "we have a big enough army to fuck you up, but we acknowledge you're a powerful enough lord to demand respect. Surrender Winterfell and Rickon, and you'll be permitted to keep the Dreadfort if you pledge loyalty." Ramsay was insane in many ways, but when it involved his own self interest we wasn't dumb
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>>71097315
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>>71097406
That's because video games aren't realistic.
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>>71096652
>rightful king
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>>71096834
Night King/Meera is easily the most intriguing and arousing
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>>71097415
i meant in real life.
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>>71097385
You just don't get it, do you Scott?
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>>71097333
No, he should have looked back to assess whether to dart left or right upon release, you idiot.
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>>71097370
Why not? She's got lots of titles to choose from.

>That shit show has given up on referring to her as Targaryen it seems.
No it hasn't, you've just stopped paying attention.
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>>71097272
>(no tight loose formation toggle, no shieldwall or form spearwall etc)

I was SO looking foward to dwarfen shieldwalls...
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>>71097206
THE TREATY SIGNED
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>>71097385
>At that point knowing where the arrow will land is more important than speed and maneuverability.

No it isn't. It means that instead of dodging, say, 5 arrows, you'll end up having to dodge at least twice that many, relying on your new-found supersight to hold up all the while.
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>>71097433

There are numerous accounts in history of this happening. Even in the civil goddamn war. It has happened.
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>>71097338
Not with a long bow. You will die if it hits and it can definitely cover that distance.
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>>71097315
this one's okay. Also 'AHHHH SAVE ME GREY WORM'
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>L-LISTEN TO ME
>okay what
>I-I DONT KNOW
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>>71097436
should he calculate wind and humidity aswell?

perhaps the coriolis effect?
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>>71097433
But the got the idea from rl battles
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>>71097440
I want this to be real
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>>71097333
>confirmed Rickon-level intelligence
I take everything back: Ramsay would have shot an idiot like you too.
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>>71097395
JON WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ANYTHING EVEN THOUGH I CONSTANTLY WHINE AND KEEP YOU IN THE DARK
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>>71097423
>implying bran would lose his frogfu
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>>71097405
I didn't see a single arrow fired in all of that clip, am I missing something?
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>>71097379
I know what happened, it still hurts.
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>>71097383
>Wall of bodies is completely plausible

Not even a little
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What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?
A fire alarm
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>>71097457
She could have also just fucking said something before.

Or tell him about the army so they could save their brother.

God I hate this show
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>>71097410
How is Ramsey still being a lord, let alone alive, even an option? You can't pardon someone involved in the killing of nearly your entire family and who took your ancestral home, not to mention all the other shit he did and the fact that he's a shifty fuck
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>>71097477
The frogfu was lost.
The treaty signed.
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>>71097494
that image is great.
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>>71097389
More please.

The books just seems that much better. I read about Eurion, that he raped his brothers wife, has a dragonhorn etc. Much better than the tv-version.
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>>71097463
Well, if he was an experienced warrior, then yes, he should take note of wind too. But as a young boy he should watch where Ramsay aims and take his chances upon release. The chances of Ramsay hitting at indirect fire range are miniscule.
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>>71097463
Really dude? You've never played baseball or cricket or something? No one's saying you have to perfectly read the trajectory and determine the exact location of its landing to the nearest milimeter. They're saying you could very plausibly assess whether of not you needed to shift if a certain direction.
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>>71096792
he is though,does the role perfectly.

>>71096771
Peter Dinklage is too but they are giving him shit material.

>Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's heights thinks that he is the only person to make a joke about a dwarf's height.
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>>71097029
Nigga it was a stag
jfc
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