“And now it begins,” said Queen Margaery Tyrell, the Smirkfu - "the /Highgarden/ master plan" edition
>>70673040 old thread, dead as Stannis
Azor Jon
>>70674580
first for arys
Prayer to lord of light
>>70674580
First for STANNIS
Reminder that /got/ is a socialist general and Preston is the High Commissar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beiANmVMi-0
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70674580
Nuu, naowit sense.
frogfu
>>70674598
Still missed it!
Cast him
Bend the knee to Stannis, best king and rightful silver fox of the seven Kingdoms
>>70674580
Azor Salad Dressing
>>70674580
Cant find her attractive after her head shave phase where she tongue kissed a nigger
disgusting
reminder
>>70674580
She's so pretty but her face/skull is weird. Is she some part Asiatic race?
>>70674641
>>70674636
One of the Stone Men
>>70674660
No
>>70674580
First for the one true king
Off hand, without looking it up, here are the “plot twists” from this season I can remember. Most everything else I consider filler. What a I missing?
>Jon comes back from the dead
>Margaery hasn’t been brainwashed
>Tommen is converted
>Hound and Benjen are alive
>>70674621
Bruh I just jacked off, don't make me do it again
>>70674580
What is this from?
>>70674636
Maelys the Monstrous
>>70674636
pls no
>>70674651
thank you fucker
>>70674636
Dothraki
>>70674580
Goddamn her face can be so annoying
>>70674580
I can never tell if one side of her mouth is going up, or if the other side of her mouth is paralyzed.
The only king I mean to bend my knee to
>>70674694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fslkb8b04VM
>>70674710
> king
>>70674636
Obligatory Euron. It's first thing I thought of.
Imagine his cringey bullshit but playing to the mysticism of the book character
>>70674710
So if he becomes king, then dies and his son is supposed to become king, but he comes back from being dead who will be king?
Anyone got the template for this?
VALYRIAN
STEEL
ARMOR
>>70674720
>he hasn't read the leaks
>>70674714
OPs part at 1:35
>>70674684
>>70674580
More like Hoegarden master plan edition
>>70674685
>Kelly C gets another free army
Preston Jacob AMA
In early seasons political drama worked.
Now, it's just a filler. Because they went full fantasy.
From this point, there is no return,. you must show more and more fantasy or you burn with your shit politics filler.
>>70674697
>>70674739
> leaks must be true
>>70674752
is that boiled egg on a donut
>>70674714
>>70674742
Cheers lads
>>70674752
What's the name of your basketball team?
>>70674733
It's called "The life of an average Roman"
>>70674771
KING IN THE NORTH
Cast him
>>70674694
>Bruh I just jacked off, don't make me do it again
The Lord of Light compels you
>>70674775
it's a lemon filled egg
>>70674785
Preston Tucans
>>70674749
Ok, I'll buy that. Especially since one wouldn't expect her to basically start her arc over again, even though she's a much more seasoned leader.
>>70674769
>>70674808
Cast Ralph Fiennes
>>70674520
Because I want them to matter. The Ironborn are a fucking great concept. But it's just that in this setting, they are fucking useless.
>>70674610
I conceded that the Winterfall thing had an impact on the storyline, but that is all that the Ironborn, that like to masturbate furiously over how they do not sow and that what is dead can not die, and shit, demonstrated in this entire show. And even that was basically a rogue operation. The Greyjoys did nothing. Not a goddamn thing.
>>70674733
It's a parody of this
![Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode #7 Preview (HBO).mp4_snapshot_00.24_[2016.05.30_10.12.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/88zFRQL.jpg "Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode #7 Preview (HBO).mp4_snapshot_00.24_[2016.05.30_10.12.19].jpg")
So, is Stannis inside him? Is that why he wants to attack with an outnumbered force?
>>70674808
KING OF THE NORTH
pic unrelated
>>70674804
>>70674720
Jon is a promised night king
guess who reincarnated him
>"The prologue of the first book of A Song of Ice and Fire, featured a Night's Watchman encountering an Other, a creature long thought extinct, and its appearance heralding an oncoming apocalypse. Five books later, the Others have still not reached the Wall, on the northermost end of the seven kingdoms, and have only had one significant 'on-screen' appearance since that first prologue. Daenerys Targaryen, the last surviving heir of the previously ruling Targaryen dynasty, has, five books in, still never set foot on the continent of which she claims to be the rightful Queen."
The Danny plotline is delayed, I understand the reasons. What's the White Walkers' excuse?
>>70674852
Nice try, Stannisfag.
>>70674852
Jon knows he doesn't belong in this world. Thats why he wants to return to the nothingness of afterlife.
>>70674852
>>70674871
ill reincarnate ur mums pussy lol
>>70674873
Because taxes and succession.
>>70674873
shitty writing
>>70674873
Their gathering forces were the catalyst for the wildlings to mass up and try to cross south of the wall so I wouldn't say they've been totally absent. Mereen has for sure dragged things down to a standstill and it's very likely this would have been a much shorter series without Dany's failures in leadership.
Cast him
>>70674843
Book ironborn ruined robbs war and are bringing fire and blood dany back to westeros. That matters. The show is what it is.
>>70674873
they're OP and fatty is trying to figure out how they wont rape everyone
>>70674616
>Jaime's story is of redemption
fuck this shit
is this actually how Jaimes story is supposed to be? That he was le epik villain xd in Book 1+2/Season 1+2 and then becomes a fucking good guy just because he makes an oath to Cat and goes through hardships? That is fucking anime type fanfiction. Holy fucking shit. Why do people think this is good development?
So pretty much Jaime went from his gray character from Book1/2 because we didn't know much about his character to a one-dimensional good guy who does the dirty work for the Starks?
fucking ass shit
holy shit what a fucking shitshow
I thought Jaime's arc in S3 was about making the readers question his actions a bit more rather than just to judge it with bias. Jaime is still a fucking douchebag, what the hell? Yes, he isn't as hot-headed anymore but still he was still always a grey character to me that was mistreated by the whole world. But apparently people just think of him as a fucking good guy now. Fuck this shit. I'm so disappointed that this is actually what Jaime's story is. Straight from a fucking anime.
>WHAT IF WE MAKE A BADASS CONTROVERSIAL, GREY CHARACTER LIKE JAIME INTO A FUCKING STARK LAPDOG WHO LIKES PUPPIES?? XDD
>>70674870
>>70674863
>>70674830
>>70674808
I need more of these
you just know
Haven't watched since the Hodor episode:
Is Tyrion still the <cocky dwarf> character and Varys still the man with no cock?
Or do they actually do something again?
>>70674873
Waiting for their chance to breach the magical protection of the wall.
Probably using Bran
>>70674873
The Tyrells are probably going to side with the Sneks.
That's why Natalie Dormer was filming in Spain. Additionally, it makes sense regarding the books; Dorne is likely going to be an ENEMY of Dany and a FRIEND of Aegon. All they have to do is have the Tyrells survive and take Aegon's place in the show as an enemy of Dany with Dorne.
>>70674852
Makes sense. Since he's also shit at pitching his cause to potential supporters.
Is Randall Tarly the most redpilled character in ASOIAF?
>Believes women should only be care takers and should never fight or act like a man
>Gelds rapists
>Great commander
>BTFOs Brienne when she came to the town he was occupying
>Tries to make his pussy son man up to be a true Tarly
>Gives him a test to see if his son will finally stop being a bitch
>Threatens his sons life if he didn't man up
>CHains his son to his dungeon because he didn't want him to be an Eternal Maester
>>70674919
>>70674636
Theon.
>>70674904
mad king
>>70674910
>they're OP
are they really? If you can gather a good amount of obsidian weapons (arrow tips), valyrian steel, and the dragons they should be easily wiped. it's not like there are a huge number of them, the huge number of wights is their advantage and they can be felled by normal fire / conventional arms.
>>70674873
George thinks it's very clever to write the opposite of what a a book should be, so he's opposed to the idea of following up on the main story arc.
No doubt he finds the walkers tasteless because they resemble something that would exist in epic fiction.
>>70674848
>>70674787
Thanks lads
>>70674914
Try not to sperg out so much next time.
>>70674921
o yisss
>>70674957
right but once a few of them die they'll probably realize they should send in a billion wights
>>70674936
How did he BTFO brienne?
>>70674936
>Belittled and pussywhipped by his wife
>>70674932
>All they have to do is have the Tyrells survive and take Aegon's place in the show as an enemy of Dany with Dorne.
How/why would they set Dany against Dorne in the show? Isn't it confirmed Varys has filmed some stuff in Dorne where he's priming them for her arrival.
> ywn sense the tickle of summer grass pressed against your bare neck, and feel the weight of her hips shift against your own as she leans close to whipser secrets in your ear.
jdimsa
JUST
>>70674936
AND HE WAS A TARGARYEN SUPPORTER.
>HOLD THE COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING DOOR NIGGER
Really, D&D? A little extreme, don't you think?
>>70674981
He tells her to go home because he knows her father, and he will be heart-broken when she inevitably goes and gets herself killed and/or raped.
He turns out to be right.
>>70674685
Just remembered Hodor
>>70674808
>>70674904
Erik Ironmaker
>>70674616
>>70674852
I like how Jon is showing real emotional turmoil, and this confuses Preston.
>WHY ISN'T JON ACTING RATIONALLY?!?!
And Sansa is acting on emotion too, which again, confuses Preston.
>WHY ISN'T SANSA ACTING RATIONALLY?!?!
Maybe Jon is just a broken man, who is tired of fighting, and isn't making the best decisions in the world? Maybe he doesn't even feel like he deserves to be alive. Maybe killing Olly and the others caused him to wonder why he should live, and others should die? Especially knowing that there is nothing to look forward to in the afterlife. Maybe he's starting to think that "nothing" isn't so bad compared to the struggle of life? I mean, there's so many things probably running through his head right now. Why does there need to be a warged Stannis or shadow baby up there to explain his actions?
>>70674996
What did he mean by this?
>>70674987
These are starting to get legit creepy
>>70674748
>>70674580
So, according to Preston, the Fart Machine scene was there for a reason, giving us a clue for the next episode.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>70674685
>>Jon comes back from the dead
not really a plot twist, I doubt anyone at all was surprised
next ep cersei will be pissed
>>70675043
What a weird phone
>>70675016
Probably because kit is a shit actor and little of that shows onscreen
>>70675016
Yeah, but why other people, like the Wildlings and the Mormonts, who are specifically afraid of dying, still follow Jon on what seems like a hopeless quest?
>>70674936
>tfw Based Randall is the not protagonist of ASOIAF
What do you think Olenna's hair looks like?
Maisiepost
>>70675029
it was significant due to how Tyrion was portrayed
>>70674685
>Make Winterfell Great Again
>>70675066
Hairy.
>>70674976
>>70674996
No. Niggers never hold the door. If anything it was downplayed.
>>70675076
NOW THIS IS POD RACING
>>70674685
all of these things were pretty well signalled/called out beforehand.
no one expected jon to actually be dead for good despite all of hbos damage control.
marge and loras's conversation the week before made it clear she was pulling a ruse if you were paying attention.
tommen is a softheaded bitch.
not a single bookreader ever thought the hound was really dead and showfags probably barely even remembered who he was. ditto benjen.
>>70674636
Euron
>>70675016
Maybe they just need him to attack and are clueless about his characterization?
>>70675029
BRAVO BRAAVOS
>>70674914
What the fuck is the matter with you? Are you 12?
Preston is not an authority on the series. Whatever you thought Jaime's story was before you watched that video, it can still be that, there's no need to spaz out.
>>70674636
Euron.
>>70675076
TOP
>>70674752
Why did you leave your boyband?
>>70675043
T:SCC was one of the most incestuous shows ever (in terms of guest stars from other tv shows). It's almost like pottery that Lena would play Sarahand same thing with Emilia because we all know Dany ends up withJon
>>70675105
>>70674808
Why do all of Preston Jacob's theories make sense and yet make no sense at the same time?
>>70674685
>>70674904
Randyll Tarly
>>70675089
Is she making fun of Kits height?
>>70675032
I remember one anon taking this bait and splerging out...
motherfuckers killed Swearengen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVV1tVkCBFs
>>70675016
>I mean, there's so many things probably running through his head right now
Yup. TWOW when?
>>70674936
>fail to properly raise your son
>blame him for being fat shit
Yeah, no.
>>70675055
maybe you are a fat neckbeard who will do nothing in his life but suck Preston's cock while Kit earns millions by acting and not being a whinyfag like your "Lord"
>>70675056
Everyone has their individual reasons. Houses have refused him. The wildlings are retards with nothing much to look forward to anyway and fear of the others. That's why they joined. The mormonts nearly refused, but Davos is good with kids, and convinced the little girl acting as lord that giving up 62 good men to be slaughtered was a good idea.
>>70674852
>You will never have Stannis inside you
>>70675159
Nextcentury
>>70675171
your gifs error
>>70675101
So what then would you consider a plot twist in this, or any, season?
Post best Season 6 characters
>>70675143
Because it's well researched and presented fanfiction.. You WANT it to be true so bad, willing yourself to overlook the bullshit for the sake of fun.
>>70675143
Preston is delusional but in a way that has basis in reality
it's like the difference between people who think that all rich people are evil and people who think that all rich people are lizards
first is theoretically possible and plausible but still dumb as hell
the second is retarded
>>70675198
the sand sneks killing doran :^)
>>70675199
Best one
>>70675194
Recast Maisie.
>>70675199
>>70675072
fuck you
>>70675199
Muh dick
>>70675171
>Tarly's are all great warriors
>His son ruins the Tarly name by raising his girlfriends son, breaking his oath and finally wanting to be a servant
>Tarly's are never servants
>Decide to try and make him into a into a true Tarly
>It doesn't work
>Finally decide to say that he will kill Sam if he didn't stop being a cuck
>It was a ploy for Sam to standup for himself and set him on the Tarly path
>Sam pisses off to the NightsWatch because he is Craven
Randall did nothing wrong
>>70675172
Fuck off Preston.
hi lads!
Why do the iron islanders desperately want to conquer some mainland instead of just raiding it occasionally? Do they finally want some non-shitty soil so they can sow?
>>70675089
what did she mean by this?
>>70675280
DELETE THIS
>>70674808
>>70675222
Right... Maybe you're starting to see my point then. Even Hodor was kinda foreshadowed. DESU, I didn't see it coming but I can't think of a really decent plot twist.RIP Willis
>>70675284
Theon probably realized that his father and the Ironborns were retarded
>>70674873
>What's the White Walkers' excuse?
I assume they've been busy killing the wildlings to create their corpse army.
>>70675325
Ew. Please tell me that's not the same girl.
Is Dorne basically the same in winter?
>mfw the show is proving these wrong one by one
Has there been a episode in this season without a cock related joke?
>>70675339
can I get one of these about dany shitting in the grass
>>70674830
kek'd
Best non-mature man actor on the show.
>>70675307
"To be honest" shorthand filters to Desu. Good to know. I honestly had no idea.
>>70675307
it's just that at this stage of the series if plots don't converge into ways that have been set up by the story threads and character motivations before they'll just play like awful ass pulls.
>>70675347
https://www.instagram.com/cordyhill/
>>70674580
I would like the dressing!
>>70675348
Yes.
>>70675354
>Ash river flows from BR's cave
Huh?
>>70675325
is she like 14 lol
>>70675372
baka cuck desu senpai
>>70675370
Would you let your rapist kill your brother in such a way? Would you smile as he screams?
Why doesn't Jorah just rape Dany?
>>70675375
>All those duckface photos.
Why?
>>70675354
Why is TOJ = Blood Ritual so low?
Imo it's actually pretty plausible.
>>70674843
>I conceded that the Winterfall thing had an impact on the storyline, but that is all that the Ironborn, that like to masturbate furiously over how they do not sow and that what is dead can not die, and shit, demonstrated in this entire show. And even that was basically a rogue operation. The Greyjoys did nothing. Not a goddamn thing.
You're being hysterical. "I concede that they did that thing, however, they did nothing", listen to yourself. And what does it matter if it's a rogue operation or not? The impact is the same.
It sounds like your idea of an important house is based on juvenile bullshit like whether or not it has "badasses" and how cool their battles and victories are. Which is ironic, since that exact juvenile dipshit mentality drives Victarion's chapters.
Also if you had read the books you would see that the "we do not sow" and "what is dead cannot die" thing are not the end-all-be-all of the Iron Islands. The first are the words of House Greyjoy, not the Ironborn in general, and even that is only given respect by about half of its current members. The rest of Ironborn culture, like the rest of regions, varies. There are people devout to the Old Way, like Aeron, and people of scholarly ambition, like Rodrik. They're sometimes progressive, Asha can lead and is a strong kingsmoot candidate (meanwhile, Randyll Tarly would rather kill his firstborn than have him be a maester, let alone fat). They trade, mine, fish, explore, build, do everything any kingdom does.
>>70675325
Disgusting slag
>>70675374
So we're no longer in for many surprises. Sad.
>>70675354
literally most of the bottom ones were made up for the sake of the iceberg
>>70675370
The only Targ that was worth a damn
>>70675412
Good question. That does appear to be the key to her heart,
>>70675354
>Dragonglass = circuitry
PRESTON
Why did Ray hang himself again?
>tfw Euron will kill Based Rodrik The Reader
>>70675370
Why is he so smug?
>>70675417
cuz she's like 12?
>>70675441
Life is life.
>>70674580
>she will never give you a sideway-BJ
Why live?
>>70675464
Has GRRM gone too far?
CALLING ALL MY BANNERMEN
>House: Best Lyanna
Words: "REEEE ONLY 1 SCENE REEE"
Lord: Cordelia Hill
>House: Highgarden
Words: "promise me, Loras!"
Lord: Margefu
>House: Cyka bylat
Words: "For the thread is dank and full of memes"
Lord: Buksteinfu
>House: Manface
Words: "You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."
Lord: Frogfu
>House: Not Lyanna
Words: "Promise me, Ned"
Lord: Turkfu
>House: shit stain
Words: "Puppyfu is queen of love and beauty"
Lord: My favorite kingsguard, Bradamante
>House: 62 bear men
Words: WHO /BEARLOLI/ HERE?
Lord: probably in fbi watchlist
>House: Movember
Words: "SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK REEE"
Lord: Waif(u)fags
YOU SWORE AN OATH, SWORN TO ANSWER WHEN CALLED UPON
REPORT
>>70675199
>it's a 6 year old is smarter and a tactical mastermind compared to veterans of battles episode
fuck off
>>70675354
>starks=snarks
>>70675402
Dany is the insane one of the the siblings
>>70675402
Dany is such a fucking cunt. Based Viserys spend his entire life protecting her, only to get killed by a horse fucker.
>>70675457
lol whos dat?
>>70675462
I didn't get this either, he seemed to have a good life? And then all of a sudden he goes on a killing spree and hangs himself? That's suspicious...
>>70675462
Because he was a Fray shit who participated in the Red Wedding. Try to keep up.
>>70675426
>>70675475
I thought she was 14?
That still doesn't really answer the question. Her friend with the glasses isn't falling for the puckerface meme.
>>70675462Bad Poosaygave him neurosyphillis
>>70675462
>Tfw no dragon tits
>>70675370
>Dany is killed instead of him
God I want to live in that parallel universe.
>>70675488
Masterminds? Who? Sansa, Jon, and Davos are all pretty shit in that department.
>>70674989
jesus fuck, can british women stop gorging on food? they need to watch their weight already
>>70675426
because normies don't believe in it
>>70675487
>Cyka bylat
lewd
>brotherhood without banners, worshippers of Rhllor
>hanging people instead of burning them
Why?
What was the moment when you realised that the enemy of Westeros is the Eternal MAester /got/
>>70675199
Is she the best actor on the show?
>>70675487
I'm not answering a cuckold call and she doesn't have a manface.
>>70675513
have you seen her?
She's probably getting an healthy dose of dicks already, while her friend probably not
>>70675043
I've waited this for the entire season. "I choose violence", I'm pretty sure they had this on the trailers preceding this season.
>>70675505
>tfw about to burn my best friend's whore and bastard son.
>>70675526
it's like the one we live in is the bad end
>>70675487
>>Lord: Margefu
I-it's smirkfu
>>70675547
Lady Dustin set me straight on the maesters
>>70675487
/got/ knows no king but the king in the thread whose name is STANNIS
>>70675545
Because LSH, get hype.
>>70675568
The Mountain ripping people in two is all I care about at this point.
Why doesn't Marg fugg Tommen?
>>70675370
HE DID NOTHING WRONG
>>70675513
kids do weird shit and think they're cool when they're young? idk, it's stupid but she seems like an alright lass from her candid pictures
>>70675462
The Brokenna Man
>>70674996
>HOLD THE COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING DOOR
t. tony soprano
>>70675221
Preston isn't delusional, he's just pretty convinced that ASOIF is actually science fiction and everyhting has a science fiction explanation.
This is rooted in evidence, like when GRRM says how there's no difference between science fiction and fantasy other than superficiality (the furniture rules) and that a lot of what's written in ASOIF, he's written about before in his other books. In particular, the concept of time travel of conscioussness is something that's yet to be revealed in the books, but already made canon in the show
However with all of this said, the show is not the books and the books are not the show and so D&D will never blow us away with any twist like this.
In fact, when was the last time we had a twist and scheming like anything of season 1, 2 or 3? The show is fucking boring now
>>70675598
She wants her womb empty for Euron's big cock.
>>70675354
>HS = HR is office chat tier
Move it down to Reddit, 99% show watchers have no idea who Howland Reed is.
>>70674808
Will Willas Tyrell be cast next season?
>>70675598
she hates him?
>>70675630
They're more likely to kill off the existing Tyrells than cast new ones.
>>70675598
She's not allowed to partake in her usual abortion tea in her neo-christian lifestyle
>>70675354
Where is the Daenarys is actually a Blackfyre theory on this chart? I guess with lemongate?
>>70675547
>>70675583
I had no inclination until Preston explained it to me
>>70675630
fuck no. They have to save the budget for CGI dragons and zombies.
There will be only ten actors at max next season. 7 or 8 of them will be females.
Screencap this
>>70675552
No, it's still Olena.
>>70675662
He was mentioned only in the show. The rest of the family was cut from what I remember. So either Mace the Ace survives or they just don't give a shit to figure out what happens to House Tyrell after this season's events.
>>70675598
She's too tired after praying with Septa.
>>70675662
Tyrells are actually moving to Dorne to join the new rebellion, it's part of the masterplan
GET HYPE
