Varys edition
Previously on: >>70671521
Azor Jon!
Azor Stannis
What did CIA meant by this
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70673044
Maisie
Would you let her shame you?
>>70673068
Tell me that's shopped.
“And now it begins,” said Queen Margaery Tyrell, the Smirkfu - "the /Highgarden/ master plan"
>>70673044
I seriously hope this is done by script and nobody is pathetic enough to snipe new GoT generals 24/7
memes
>>70673088
nawetends
>>70673095
Azon Jon always gets posted before the new thread is linked to the old.
>>70673084
T H I C C
>>70673040
B A S E D
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>>70673086
No its not kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OaMvxVHFs4
not sure how to time videos on 4chan so just skip to 0:56
>>70673068
what's CIA's endgame /got/?
>>70673078
Based Kinvaraposter
>>70673129
not this thicc
>>70673088
''Now it ends''- Hoegardens no sex master plan unfolds
>>70673137
Crashing westeros
with no survivors
>>70672995
Monkey paw.
>>70673137
crash the show with no survivors
>>70673078
So she is older then Melly, if she was the First Servant of the Lord of Light, would you bang an old lady who was this hot /got/?
>work as a cleaner in the Red Keep
>one night you get a special order to come to the King's Bedroom
>you have to work alone and tell no-one of what you've done
>enter room
>see this
>wat do
>>70673137
crashing the seven kingdoms.
with no survivors.
>>70673152
I see Emilia's not against photoshop.
>>70673086
>>70673078
Is she even appearing again?
>>70673173
She and Theon shouldn't have left winterfell.
>>70673156
Was getting caught part of her plan? Did she deliberately do this so she would stop sleeping with Tommen and thus not produce a "Baratheon" heir and give the Tyrells a shot at laying a claim to the throne?
>>70673162
>>70673140
webm related
>>70673171
yes
>>70673184
apparently not according to the actress
>>70673136
>>70673181
God bless him.
>>70673173
Squeeze a titty
>>70673173
Check if she's still warm ... just, y'know, out of curiosity
Let's say the entire westeros is taken by the undead. Can they take over the rest of the map?
>>70673178
yes
>>70673194
when was LF's whore lieutenant in winterfell????
>>70673181
This needs to be added to the collection.
>>70673206
Well, that's a waste.
>>70673217
Yes, by wooden horses
or just freeze the water
>>70673228
She started off in Winterfell, or the brothel just outside it.
>>70673217
im 100% positive dragon fire can slay a walker
>>70673233
if they could freeze the ocean they'd have gotten jon already
he was only like 20 feet away from the dock
>>70673084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF-XzBQJcTc
yowza
>>70673156
Good, chaste and pious Smirkfu is best smirkfu
>>70673206
>apparently not according to the actress
wtf
one fucking scene
not even because she's hot, she's a decent actress and an interesting character. now they're going to introduce some other rando red priest next episode. like, why bother?
>>70673217
They seem to be in essos as well. In the far east.
>>70673228
She started off the series getting railed by Theon.
>>70673178
>dat eye contact
>dat emilia staring at his lips
oh lawd
>>70673228
>when was LF's whore lieutenant in winterfell????
The entire first season, up until she leaves?
>>70673229
That one's shopped though.
>>70673245
huh, forgot about that
>>70673229
Not canon.
>>70673258
What did the director mean by this shot?
>>70673088
Once she is with child, tommen will become expendable then she has a 9 month period to work her ass off in trying to survive somehow.
She may possibly be the volunqar in the tv series.
She has called cercei her sister more then once. Once she was warned. The second time she was riding dirty that day and couldn't be caught.
>>70673260
>They seem to be in essos as well. In the far east.
source?
>>70673137
Crashing the North with no survivors
>>70673281
wtf i hate LF now
>>70673181
he looks like a poof
>>70673281
Oh i almost forgot it was shooped.
>>70673263
and tyrion. literally the first scene she is in shes getting paid to suck his midget dick
>>70673178
Every time they share a screen together, I get the feeling they're about to devour each other like animals.
BLACKFISH: Kingslayer, I'm Riverrun.
FREY: He wasn't alone.
BLACKFISH: You don't get to bring bannermen.
JAIME: They're not my bannermen.
FREY: Don't worry; no charge for them.
BLACKFISH: And why would I want them?
EDMURE: They were trying to evangelise your smallfolk. They work for the septon. The brokenna man.
BLACKFISH: Ray?
[Freys nods]
BLACKFISH: Get 'em in the fucking keep. I'll send a raven!
>>70673281
But...he's technically the Freys' boss. Just everyone, including himself, forgot about it.
>>70673136
>that obviously fake plastic helmet at 0:32
And people say the armor looked better in the early seasons.
> ywn see her hair ripple in the wind as she frolics on verdant fields, and listen to the giggles in the air as a sweet Dornish breeze crest over the hills and wash over you.
why even live
How would they not know that the Mormont House was useless
>>70673317
>>70673336
end yourself degenerate
>>70673181
>>70673229
how did he become such a meme
>>70673281
He was speaking metaphorically. To join the freys of war. He wasn't referencing house frey.
Just like the reigns of castamere spoke of both the family reign and the reigns that hold up the roof.
>>70673326
someone shop an eyepatch onto him pls
he'd be a perfect SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE villain
>She will never stab you in the gut
>>70673298
Its book and world of ice and fire shit.
>>70673040
>varyas
>>70673254
Damn, Septa Unella was a huge sinner.
>>70673327
Walder is the Lord Paramount in the show. It's a throwaway line in S4 in a Brienne and pod scene.
>>70673336
Do you think she was tanning on Dornish beaches during the war and was only moved to the Tower to deliver the baby?
>>70673178
She's 100x times better with dark hair.
>>70673284
Certainly not what you think!
>>70673317
He looks like a poof, poofter, ponce, I'm a bumboy, baddy boy, backside artist, bugger, he's bent, he's that arse bandit, he lifts those shirts, he's a faggot arse, fudge packing, shit stabbing uphill gardener, he dines at the downstairs restaurant, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, he's Moses in the parting of the red cheeks, he fucks and he's fucked, he sucks and he's sucked, he rims them and wanks them and every single man's had the fucking time of his life and he's NOT a pervert.
>>70673323
and they do
>>70673336
>you will never serve as her personal chamber pot.
>>70673327
Books only.
When did you guys realize Sam had best character development in the series?
>>70673259
Why bother hiring McShane if they're only gonna waste him on one episode in which he didn't get to make his character's signature speech?
D&D were killed by the Others back in 2014 and we've been watching the work of their wights ever since.
>>70673344
he is CIA
>>70673336
If you say so...in any case cordy is shit compared to lolibear.
>>70673393
Ian McShane only accepted the part because it was one episode.
>>70673346
> the freys of war
>the reigns that hold up the roof.
>>70673344
He's a big guy
>>70673067
SWEET
>>70673181
>nothing from Quantum Break
Huh.
>>70673178
her mouth is enormous
>>70673158
>>70673166
>>70673174
>>70673301
Nice memeage
>>70673358
>>70673384
Is it? I thought CIA just didn't give two shits and let him run the shitshow.
>>70673393
What was the point of hiring Sean Bean simply to kill him?
>>70673393
Well ... he did good with the material (and I thought it was good material too, just autistically sticking the broken man speech on screen might not have worked). His entire plot purpose is to reintroduce Sandor; now that's done, he doesn't matter.
But Kinvara's plot purpose is to make R'hllor followers believe in Dany; that plot point is still ongoing, so it baffles me why they'd only give the high priestess character one episode. At least they can have someone else sitting in those fucking council scenes
>>70673458
Is this you?
>>70673406
>>70673440
>>70673450
No, Walder is Lord Paramount.
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Lord_Paramount_of_the_Trident
>>70673366
yeah but shes 200x better with red hair
>>70673468
>Tyrion has done pretty much absolutely nothing for two seasons
>>70673440
If they ever make a female Joker (which they probably will), Emilia should do it
>>70673440
to fit more cocks in
>>70673468
She puts the word out and the priests act. If true thats one of the few things similar to the books this season.
Enjoy the presence of the devout maiden, enjoy it while you can, as she will soon meet her violent death.
I still want to believe my dear Septa will stay unharmed. Yes, it's stupid and meaningless, but the power of denial is strong in me.
>>70673415
Then why did they make such poor use of him if they knew they had such little time to spare?
>>70673498
What do you meme, anon?
>>70673498
>Dany has done pretty much absolutely nothing for six seasons
>>70672639
In the book in the kingsmoot there is a candidate that was one of the most fierce and feared vikings of them all. He brandishes this bigarse hammer that cleave a fucking horse in two with one swing. He's so fat that he can literally not stand up anymore.
>>70673498
So he's following his book plot then?
>>70673523
What did you want him to do? Kill ten men while screaming cocksucker? He was used just fine.
>>70673541
That's not true. At this stage of Season 1 she was leading a Dothraki army out of Vaes Dothrak, with plans to invade Westeros
>>70673081
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>70673546
That guy was over 80 years old. Age not fat was what held him down.
>>70673501
jared approves
>>70673511
This. It's not like Benerro does anything in the books.
>>70673584
Ignoring the tits this outfit really is hideous, what was she thinking
>>70673522
She can shove that annoying bell up her ass.
>>70673574
fugg
Will she ever make it /got/?
>>70673040
One last ride.
please post waif with moustache
>>70673606
But the outfit is all about the tits anon.
VALYRIAN
STEEL
ARMOR
>>70673541
At least there were some interesting locations and scenes here and there in the first two seasons.
Since Season 3 it's just been "muh Astapor/Yunkai/Meereen" slavery rehashed over and over again.
>>70673606
it would be much better without the coat thing
>>70673613
of course. she is with the king
>>70673636
Stannis the Mannis
>>70673364
I wonder why she stayed quite during those 9 months. If she would've told someone she wasn't kidnapped, the war would've ended much sooner.
>>70673466
>hiring a famous actor for 1 episode
>hiring a famous actor for 1 season
Around nine hours of screen time vs less than one hour of screen time are two very different things, anon. Plus they used SB's character far more in line with the source material than they did IM's.
>>70673468
I don't mind the fact that he was only in one episode. I do mind the fact that they stupidly killed his community off-screen without Sandor noticing any of it just to get him motivated enough to pick up a weapon. Killing off other characters purely for another character's motivation is pretty weak story telling in my view.
>>70673636
You know its gonna be shit if he is alive
>>70673613
Anything watchable in Dany's storyline died with Barristan.
When?
Get Hyped reeeeeeeee
>>70673574
>That's not true. At this stage of Season 1 she was leading a Dothraki army out of Vaes Dothrak, with plans to invade Westeros
at this rate she'll never fucking set sail, not until season fucking 10
>>70673119
Not always.
>>70673095
If it's not a script, it's someone that must use one at certain times of day.
Serious Q&A is up lads
>>70673665
>Killing off other characters purely for another character's motivation is pretty weak story telling in my view.
Eh, happens all the time.
>>70673615
>>70673682
Heres your (You)
>>70673606
i like her shoes and coat
>>70673710
Maybe not every time but in at least 7 threads today
>>70673698
That's from S3
When stannisfags are going to shut teh fuck up
CALLING ALL MY BANNERMEN
>Cordyfag
>Margfag
>Kinvarafags
>Frogfags
>Ozgefags
>Kayafags
>otherlyannafags
>Bradamante 'not my favorite kingsguard' faggot
>lolibearfags
>asweetgurlfags
>catfishfag
>Waifags
YOU SWORE AN OATH, SWORN TO ANSWER WHEN CALLED UPON
REPORT
>>70673733
Thanks.
>>70673636
Based
>>70673747
BEND THE KNEE
>>70673753
>literal doublecuck
>died to a damn boar
Robert deserved better.
>tfw you'll never go oot the neet wi' faye marsay
>>70673632
4/10 smirk
>>70673613
Is that picture supposed to be ironic or are you posting it ironically or am I just confused that someone might actually consider Danny's plot the most interesting in the series?
>>70673747
Make me!
Post THAT pic
>>70673747
When he sits his rightful throne.
>>70673753
/Kayanna/ reporting in
>>70673782
How new
>>70673782
It's from season 1
>Preston is a filthy Jaimefag.
I shouldn't be as surprised as I am. Jaimefags like to blow his story far out of proportion, giving it a tons more weight and meaning that simply isn't there. Which is essentially what Preston has been doing since he began his channel. Now that I see it, it makes sense that he's a Jaimefag. Of COURSE he would be...
>>70673706
>not until season fucking 10
>He doesn't know
>>70673791
So never.
>>70673698
wat wat wat wat wat
i need to know more about this please
stannis 4 ever
>>70673828
lyl
>>70673815
He's also a Stannisfag. And he was in a 90's boy band
>>70673790
Muh daddy roose
>>70673790
>>70673739
You'd need a 4chin pass too, right?
Also, OP's meme is a bit heavy handed. Still not as heavy handed as posting Azor Jon within 10 seconds of a new thread.
>>70673747
Nice try with reverse pysch, Stannisfag.
>>70673818
w-what...
>>70673636
Reminder.
Hallo fellow stannermen
>>70673814
Fair enough, that makes more sense.
>>70673807
Too old.
>>70673876
Two shortened seasons after Season 6, sharing 13-16 episodes between them
So two shorter seasons left, that's it
>>70673828
ayyy
>>70673095
>thread is at 290
>go to catalog
>refresh since anon would create another thread in the next 7 minutes
>>70673876
8 is the end. including this season, 16 episodes remain to be aired.
>>70673856
Dat haircut do
>>70673876
Anon... we're on season 10 now. She landed on Dragonstone two episodes ago. Did you not realize? Ha... I guess time moves faster when you don't have much going on...
Are there any people that are bigger losers in Westeros than the Krakens? TV or bookwise, they did literally nothing. They got everything taken to them, every representative from their side got his or her shit fucked up, they contributed nothing. They are the butt of all jokes for every other house. And now, we got the guy with one eye travelling to meet Dany and his butthurt brother doing the same only so that they will, spoiler alert, do absolutely nothing worth of note but die some meaningless death.
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>MY LORDS! Here is what I say to these two kings! Renly Baratheon is nothing to me, nor Stannis neither. Why should they rule over me and mine, from some flowery seat in Highgarden or Dorne? What do they know of the Wall or the wolfswood or the barrows of the First Men? Even their gods are wrong. The Others take the Lannisters too, I’ve had a bellyful of them. Why shouldn’t we rule ourselves again? It was the dragons we married, and the dragons are all dead! There sits the only king I mean to bow my knee to, m’lords. The King in the North
Based Greatjon. Can't wait for the King in the North scene in episode 10
>>70673925
Roose Bowlton
>>70673900
well fuk
>>70673922
16. Over the next two years...
>>70673922
No, excluding this season
is he right-wing or left-wing ?
>>70673828
improved version
>>70673949
based jonautist
>>70673929
Starks, Tullys, Baratheons. All have it worse than the squids at this point.
>>70673937
I guess I am Davos
>>70673952
My sides are in Volantis
>>70673974
Literally the GoT version of Bernie Sanders
>>70673986
Me too
>>70673949
what about king & queen of westeros?
>>70673351
Upvoted
>>70673926
i literally watched all 5.5 seasons in the last week
i dont have anything to do now send help
>>70673974
You tell me
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>70673900
Is the budget also less?
>>70673989
comment too long
I got it from reddit, thread was deleted so take it with a grain of salt
I have about as much respect for Stannis as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. He is reddit. He is video game hotpocket. He is capeshit. He is cheeto dust
>>70673937
BARATHEON General
>>70673972
if exclude this season. there are 13.
>>70673962
yes.
>>70674018
Guess that explains why you don't know how to use spoiler text.
>>70674017
Anon can you math?
It works out more budget and time per ep
>>70673937
B I G
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B U C K E T
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>>70674039
>f exclude this season. there are 13.
D&D say they envision 13-16 eps AFTER season 6, they haven't nailed down the ep count yet
>>70673984
>>Starks - Have a badass killer in Penthos, the young wolf that won battles, commander of the Night's watch, a female Little finger in the making, a zombie mom and a crippled kid that is a fucking wizard.
>Tully's- One of the finest warriors in the kingdoms, a hero in the form of Blackfish. Not much in terms of quantity, but in terms of quality, fuck yes.
>Baratheons - Robert killed a silver haired fag with his hammer, Stannis the mannis, Gendry is still out there.
>>Greyjoy-Did absolutely nothing at any time in the book worth mentioning. The closest thing that happened was Theon taking over winterfall that was fucking empty and killing civilians in it before he lost his dick and most of his skin. The entire house only loses and loses and loses again. Born losers.
This is not saying about current situations of various characters, it's about the overall contribution.
>>70673937
I'm literallyDavos
>>70674063
>this faggot has never jerked off to the one true king
>>70673974
-militarist
-religious fanatic
-spartan with his clothes/food
XENO SCUM
would be fun to play as the High Sparrow in Stellaris
>tfw no qt /tv/ gf to talk GoT with.
https://youtu.be/beiANmVMi-0
https://youtu.be/beiANmVMi-0
https://youtu.be/beiANmVMi-0
preston serial q&a
>>70674082
hbo pushes for 20. d&d wants 13. they will find the middle ground.
>>70674098
>>70674098
He deserves death
>>70674098
Sorry. I shall endeavour to do my best tonight
>>70674111
Im trying to make my bf like Game of Thrones but he really doesnt like violence.
>>70674111
I knew that feel bro
>>70674125
oh, i thought it was HBO pushing for fewer episodes so i was a little put off, but now that i think about it the opposite makes more sense
also D&D wanting it more tight with fewer episodes gives me hope for a solid finish to the series, they dont want to draw it out with uneccessary filler
>>70674143
does he at least hold your hair for you?
>>70674143
Post snapchat
>>70674087
but yeah i mean sure u can think that the starks the baratheons and the tullys r weaker than the squid house
Goddamn it just show us his stupid fucking head on a spike so these niggers could stop already.
>>70674143
Spank him until he likes it.
>>70674143
the good thing about got's violence is its always heavily realistic
and by that i mean there is little cartoonish violence like avengers or whatever capeshit
im not into violence either, and in fact i had to skip past every single theon scene when he was getting tortured, but the realism in the rest of the series hooked me
try to sell him on that
>>70673929
Their role is to fuck shit up. Theon fucked up Robb's war effort. Victarion is going to fuck Dany up by stealing a dragon, Aeron is going to fuck the Reach up by summoning a kraken, Euron is going to fuck Westeros up by taking down the Wall. The Ironborn are a symbol for the bloody results of Westerosi traditionalism, and Theon will redeem them through his atonement, after which Asha can turn over a new leaf and rule as Lord of the Iron Islands.
>TV or bookwise, they did literally nothing
Define nothing? They defeated the Starks as much as the Lannisters did.
>They got everything taken to them
Survived the WOT5K largely unscathed, the only regions with fewer casualties were Dorne and the Vale, and even Dorne managed to get its heir killed
>every representative from their side got his or her shit fucked up
Every representative from every side got their shit fucked up
>They are the butt of all jokes for every other house.
Headcanon/fanfiction
>>70673976
na, subtle is better
>>70674029
Stannis is literally the only character you can relate to. Maybe Brienne comes close, or The Hound. But that's it.
>tfw no /got/ stannisfriend qt bf to shitpost with
>>70674143
LONDON
>>70674160
>Fewer
Ma Nigga
So, preston is Anti-Cleganebowl type.
>>70674153
Some good Stannis images in the thread tonight. Keep em coming fellow Stannermen
>>70674087
Seems grum has decided the ironborn are how Dany gets her horde to westeros. That alone makes them the most important people around for the story atm.
>>70674106
Play Crusader Kings 2, with GoT mod instead.
>>70674122
>the fart jokes were all there for a reason
I wouldn't even be mad if this were true.
So are these threads about the show or just about discussing 3DPD waifus?
>>70673421
GIRL
>>70673698
It's time to stop.
>>70674143
Justpromise him a few hours with your boipucci to make up for it
>>70674199
heh
>>70674143
Who is your favorite character, totally not gay male? You're not a Jaimefag are you?
>>70674218
>anime poster
>shitpost
Like clockwork
>>70674187
Lol how is Victarion going to steal a dragon ? With his stupid horn ? It's only a bluff, or at least I hope it's one
>>70674087
>>70674106
Probably one of those fanatical purifier races with a -1000 to diplomacy.
>stannisfags
