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"Fuck off, Stark Fucking Shit" edition
Azor Jon!
“And now it begins,” said Queen Margaery Tyrell, the Smirkfu "the Highgarden master plan"
Azor Jon!
Stannis best king
REMINDER
Where is Blackfyre?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70652825
Wow thanks anon you're so clever recognizing that the shadow is Syrio.
GhostxSansa is OTP
Euron is my waifu.
What's up with the drawing that Smirkfu gave to Elena?
>>70652845
The thing I suggested!
It's catching on!
>>70652859
pottery
>>70652853
How do you think jon feels while he's in the body of ghost getting cucked by whoever is walking around in his body?
>>70652859
She's basically signalling that she's still loyal to House Tyrell.
REMINDER that CIAnsa is BEST ship
>>70652825
reminder you will be disappointed when that is just some guy walking away
>>70652859
she's warning about the betrayal by mockingbird
>>70652859
>drawing of a feminine penis
>>70652859
It was to make sure that Olenna knew that, after five seasons being a character in the show, she still hasn't received any character development.
>>70652859
>cryptic lyrics to preston's boy band hit from the 90s'
>>70652898
Does Peter know what spoiled brat she is?
>>70652855
Waifu? Is that the sort of thing you say when your dick gets chopped off?
Which was the best outfit?
I like the top right
>>70652982
Bottom-right or bottom-left.
>>70652771
>>70652982
2
2nd from left top
>>70652982
The see through nipple shirt from the first season
I watched the last episode with a friend and he though it was a cold open because those people were "building the intro". What a jester
>>70652982
The one second from the bottom left.
>>70652825
Hmm, another character with an off screen """""death""""" coming back. Who could it be next? :^)
>>70652780
>>70652771
samefagging autist
>>70653000
>Tfw loli squid isn't in the show
JDIMSA
>>70652982
>No s1e1 outfit
Shameful. I like the blue one from astapor
>>70652982
Center-top-left hands down.
>>70653026
Dunno
>>70652982
>no qartheen gown in the show
by far the worst crime the show has committed
HIGH SPARROW: King Tommen, I'm Faith of the Seven
LANCEL: He wasn't alone.
HIGH SPARROW: You don't get to bring kingsguard.
TOMMEN: They're not my kingsguard.
LANCEL: Don't worry, no charge for them.
HIGH SPARROW: And why would I want them? LANCEL: They were trying to bag your prize. They work for the septon. The brokenna man.
HIGH SPARROW: Ray?
LANCEL: Yes.
HIGH SPARROW: Get him to the keep. I'll send a raven.
>Fuck the Starks.
What did he mean by this?
>>70653000
All this butthurt is just so delicious.
>MOAR
>>70652982
Blue one from Astapor. Though her new outfit shes had since she left Vaes Dothrak is pretty nice too
I've liked the dress she has that over the seasons gradually has more "scales" added to it
>tumblr hates CIA and want him to die
what's their fucking problem?
>>70653078
>Cersei will never be listed as Deceased
why live
>>70653000
>2 different houses
>>70653029
>the guy who posts Azor Jon in every goddamn thread like a retard made a thread about Starks being shit and the man who BTFO jon snu/sansa
>>70653113
>On my way to Winterfell I sent a Raven home
>It simply said "Bugger"
if seed is stronk why jon hav BLACK (un-white!) hair??
cheque mate
jon targaryanautist btfo
>>70653000
>"lol fuck the starks"
>>70653026
Maester Luwin.
where the fuck is melisandre
>>70653092
the one that lets the left boob hanging?
>>70653078
>house baratheon sygil is a stag and lion
Why would any house suffer this disrespect?
>>70652791
does it involves Smirkfu enslaving every man on earth and forcing them to drink nothing but her genetically cloned piss, and allowing only the best of them to drink the original?
>>70653000
>Dat lady Dustin scheming
So obviously team stark, even if she says otherwise
>>70653124
because he gets in the way of jonsa. you can literally see "jon x sansa" tagged. kek.
>>70652859
>>70653156
>"I have deliberately tried to be vague about such things, so I don't have obsessive fans with rulers measuring distances on the map and telling me Ned couldn't get from X to Y in the time I say he did."
Even GURM hates Littlefinger's jetpack ranters
>>70652955
No but he knows she's a gullible bitch
>>70653181
because robert was a cuck
>>70653016
holy FUCK that level of dumbness
>>70653124
Why kill the most entertaining character?
>>70653124
>nabokovsshadows
I mean I assume it has to do with Salsa getting bumraped by Ramsay, but that's a fucking weird username for someone who's got a problem with that.
>>70653124
Because he somehow got Sansa "raped" even if she was married by her own will.
>>70652771
one of best actor this season, and great lines as well
Of course he'll never be in again or like 3 minutes so they can kill him for being a meany to the starks.
>ywn be the floor
>>70653179
Guarding the horses.
Someone has to.
>>70653206
I swear to you, he's gonna have her throat slit one week after marriage.
>>70653179
Petting ghost
I like Prestons videos.
>>70653000
I fucking hated this shit. As though the Boltons, Umbers, and Karstarks are the only other Northern houses. Why the fuck would they go to Bear Island first and not White Harbor? Why not the Mountain Clans since they were right there? Where are the fucking Reeds? Does no one give two shits? Northern honor went right down the drain.
>>70653239
jokes on you, I'm the fourth plank from the middle.
>>70653226
for shits and giggles
>>70653302
fffffuuuuuuuuuuu
>>70653179
I wondered this too. I think she's at the camp.
>mfw Littlefinger dies and Jonsa becomes reality
I will laugh and mock you guys so hard.
>>70653296
Everyone does. I just hope reddit doesn't steal him.
Will we see her again bros?
>>70653188
You! I like you!
>>70653124
Because Tumblr generally hates LF.
>>70653302
You're plankton, alright.
Sansa is dying in S6 right?
I mean they somehow managed to make her even MORE unlikable...
Running around and flashing her Stark card like a retard and failing to recruit anyone, then she gets butthurt because Davos succeed where she failed.
>>70652955
He chased after Tully FUCKING shit mother after all, so yes.
>>70652780
Hi there.
MUMMERS FARCE ENDING WHEN?
>>70653334
The personification of smugness.
>>70653324
>tfw I have a shot at the original
Today's a blessed day
>>70653016
Haha wtf
Game of Thrones producer and writer Bryan Cogman offered an explanation for some of the time-jumping to Entertainment Weekly:
>The timelines between the various storylines don’t necessarily line up within a given episode. For instance, the ‘Northern Tour’ Jon and Sansa embark on would probably take a couple weeks, but Arya’s storyline over the past few episodes only spans a few days. We realized a while ago that if we tied ourselves in knots trying to make all the ‘story days’ line up between all the characters the momentum would suffer.
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS ALL THE STORYLINES ARENT RUNNING CONCURRENTLY AND YOU MOCKED ME
#GETFUCKED
dont ever question me again!
I like Preston because like most boolfags he spergs out over shit that isn't even true
Hi Preston! Did you get any ass in b more after making GRRM extremely uncomfortable?
>>70653124
>what's their fucking problem?
Anon, that's an impossible to answer question because it would take all of known time to answer and still be unfinished when the heat death of the universe occurs.
>>70653316
>tfw this is actually the canonically accurate age of when lyanna got pregnant with rhaegar's child and died during child birth.
>>70652955
Does Jon know how much she likes lemoncakes?
>>70653180
Wasn't that the Astapori one?
You have to enter service as a regular knight for a faction right now, which one would you choose?
Would it be the same group if you got to choose during AKEK?
>>70653316
In the final scene of the last episode this season when Bran sees his cousin Jon being born in the Tower of Joy.
>>70653429
Fucking wikifags
>>70653441
I was asking you. I haven't looked it up.
Even if Theon finds a cock merchant, do you think he'll ever be able to use it? He's kind of a fuckboi now.
>>70652079
They said you were Ironborn. Read Asha when her cunt became the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5_-ou6H7eg#t=33sec
What did he mean by this?
>>70653467
Once you wear a neck scarf you're forever a faggot.
>>70653388
Bryan "Let's do Dorne!" Cogman
>>70653435
i only serve the one true queen
>>70653361
You deserve a case. Treasure it
>>70653300
>Where are the fucking Reeds?
Honestly m8, where indeed? Greywater Watch is notoriously hard to find.
>>70653438
isn't that adult lyanna tho
>>70653179
Frantically trying to destroy the remains of the pyre she burned Shireen on about 50 feet away from where Davos set up his tent
Spoiler.
Sparrow will become regent with Qyburn part of the court.
YFW
>Nights of the Vale come in and cream on Bolton fucking shits
But
>Blizard out of nowhere in the distance, Jon Snow looks to it with a concerned look on his face
>°Episode ends
>>70652780
Reply to this if you a real person and not just a bot that spams Azor Jon in every thread.
>>70653490
Bryan "3U" Cogman
>>70653249
What's the point? If 20 goodmen show up its curtains
>>70653124
itll be so funny when he murderrapes sansa
>>70653531
They'd have to get past the Wall first.
>>70653300
Bear Island and Deepwood Motte are between the Wall and Winterfell. The mountain clans are cut because normies would confuse them with the wildlings. White Harbor and Greywater Watch are too far away, so they just sent ravens
>>70653512
I love shitpost answers like this, m80. It always pisses me off when I get them in answer to a serious question I asked but when I see it happen to other people, it's golden. Long life to you, ser.
>>70653586
>what is the horn of winter
>>70653204
>>70652825
>REMINDER
not even the same costume as she was wearing when she gutted Quasimodo
You will never see this scene
>Davos confronts Melly about Shireen
>Brienne is nearby. Dont ask how she teleports
>Melly admits to burning shireen
>Admits she tricked Stannis into killing his brother and daughter
>YWN see brienne feel dishonored in killing a man who was tricked by a witch. And who meant well for his daughter.
>>70653580
>>70652825
This is some "Finding Bigfoot" level of deduction.
Brb, watching the best show HBO produced
Anyone else feel like it was swedgin time after seeing based mcshane on thrones?
>>70653608
New Thread!
>>70653605
They'd have to show the Others take down the Wall first.
>>70653231
she's a jonsa shipper with an incest fetish, she only wants CIA to die because they see him as a rival for sansa's affections.
>>70652825
That's just the style in Braavos you retards.
Bet you faggots think the guy in the blue outfit was following Arya too.
Not to mention the guy is walking away from Waif, not towards her or anything
Could Ser Bronn of the Blackwater defeat The Red Viper?
post yfw Ser Jorah friendzone is actually azor ahai
>the Boltons kill your family
>blame the Starks and tell them to fuck off
>ALLY with the Boltons
>>70653664
That's a funny way of spelling Generation Kill, Rome, and Band of Brothers.
>>70652771
>>70653691
Wishful thinking ;_;
>>70653689
people think that show is like the books
>>70653622
New thread. This one if full of Jon tards
>>70653233
no tumblr thinks CIA raped salsa when he kissed her, that's why they hate him.
>>70653180
yes
i mean i understand why they didn't but damn it'd be so hot
>>70653694
All great shows, but Deadwood was goat
Search your heart, you know it to be they're
>>70653664
I knew he wasn't going to be in the show very long, but I was still disappointed.
>>70653698
looks better than what we have now.
>>70653580
they are being humorous right
she knows how to use makeup right
>>70652898
>>70653333
Fucking quads
>tfw slow and comfy thread
>>70653690
He couldn't beat Tyene.
>>70653497
>tfw that would be my most prized possession
>tfw I couldn't tell anyone about it because they'd think I've gone insane for keeping someone else's piss
I'd probably want to drink it all and keep maybe 1 bottle as souvenir. But I'd probably fail and drink that last one as well.
>"Ser? My lady?" said Podrick. "Is a big guy an outlaw?"
>"More or less," Brienne answered.
>Bill Wilson disagreed. "More less than more. There are many sorts of big guys, just as there are many sorts of friends. A mercenary and my men both have friends, but they are not the same. The agency loves to file flight plans of big guys forced to go outside the law to fight some masketta man, but most big guys are more like this ravening Bane than they are the bat of Gotham."
>>70653388
Am I to understand there are people that don't get this?
>>70633333
2uijts in house
>>70653762
i wish kit was my bff and davos was my dad and shireen my lil sis
>>70653429
it may be. planning on re-reading
>>70653441
>wikifag
>actually remembering something I've read
boy sure it's a rare talent
>>70653580
Sophie shouldn't be allowed to do her own makeup
>>70653689
Why would a master assassin walk around with a bloody knife, and in the face she uses 99% of the time?
>>70653753
Man, cocaine is making Sophie actually hot
>>70653759
Check these
>>70653683
Fucking leaks confirm stannis lives!!!!!
>Stannis lives
>>70653388
Here's your (You)
>>70653783
and craster my brother
>>70653690
No. Oberynn used poison on The Mountain and he would use poison on Bronn too. Bronn is faster than The Mountain but not faster than Oberynn. Oberynn also wouldn't have any readon to procrastinate with Bronn.
>>70653313
fuck off jonsafag, you aren't wanted here
go back to tumblr if you want to be with your kind, but CIA is OUR guy and he deserves to live to end with his retarded tully queen by his side.
you think it's a coincidence sansa's character is garbage when he's not arround? she was 100x less annoying when they were together.
>>70653827
Thanks, senpai. Here's yours.
Do DnD know how cruel they're being by leading into Lady Stoneheart like this only to not include her?
Are they deliberately antagonizing book readers, now?
>>70653124
They hate fun in all forms.
did any of the actors get into a relationship IRL with one another? who do you think actually slept with who?
>>70652809
The one true king.
>>70653787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFJ62vlZbls
>>70653819
>Check post expecting real leaks
>BVS getting rekt
My sides
My
Sides
Are
In
Orbit
>>70653773
>not sipping it slowly each day so it lasts as long as possible
Anon ...
>>70653835
>you think it's a coincidence sansa's character is garbage when he's not arround? she was 100x less annoying when they were together.
Shit that's actually a good point I might have to reconsider.
>>70653846
They've been doing that since they cut the tower of joy dream
They are getting better at it however
>>70653388
>he doesn't know that since they lied about jon snow dying, normies think every single interview producers give is an elaborate ruse/conspiracy
>>70653753
PeteSa confirmed
>>70653857
Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie you tard.
>>70653741
Leaks confirm sansa fucks LF for troops and tells Jon LF raped her....
>>70653857
Jon and ygritte
Lf has probably banged Sophie a few times
>>70653886
Tower of Joy dream wouldn't have worked back in season 1, a TV show is not a book
only showing the fight and then waiting 7 episodes to show the payoff was a fucking aggravating move though
![a7ab3080-042c-0134-e75b-0a315da82319[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oA8Ofl0.jpg "a7ab3080-042c-0134-e75b-0a315da82319[1].jpg")
>I WILL BE KING YOU DICKLESS BITCH
>I WILL FUCK THE DRAGON QUEEN WITH MY MONSTER COCK
>LET'S MURDER MY NIECE AND NEPHEW
Alright, I'm a bit behind on GoT but I have to say this is the most confusing fucking scene ever. So he turns up, tells everyone he killed the king, all the ironborn immediately back, Theon and his sister make off with all the ships within the space of 2 minutes then everyone agrees to kill the Greyjoys.
>>70653789
I don't see a knife in that picture.
>>70653908
Will Jon say "I'm SO sorry" when he finds out?
>>70653406
no, but CIA does. only he would hoard all the lemons in the vale so he can have giant lemon cakes made for her. the choice is clear.
>>70653835
She was doing pretty much nothing when her and CIA were together.
Her only good scene was lying to Royce and shit, lying/confessing to Lysa and walking down those stairs in that outfit, that's about it.
Now that she's actively doing shit, of course she's gonna be making mistakes and looking like a retard, she doesn't know jackshit.
>>70653886
I imagine that was a budgetary issue back in S1. They had to cut a few corners here and there.
>>70653691
ywn see Jorah making friendship bracelets with Bearloli.
>>70653690
Bronn's good because he's a decent swordsman but also willing to use nasty tricks. Pretty sure Oberyn is the worst possible opponent for Bronn seeing as he's also a trickster type duelist. Also he severely outskills a guy who's only really been tested against a vale knight who had his armour encumber him by an unrealistic amount.
>the glover guy is literally scared of ramsay
Is this really how northerners behave?
>>70653857
sophie turner has fucked literally everyone on the crew
>>70653857
Lena with everyone
>>70653920
Theon and his sister have a fair amount of men as well
>>70653857
Cersei and Oberynn.
he's back
>>70653857
Smirkfu and aiden
>>70653598
It's the added spice of relatively deep lore that gives the flavour.
>>70653920
He was a total prick in the books as well; he just came across as far cooler.
>>70653717
>This one if full of Jon tards
What's wrong with that?
>>70653920
They needed to save screentime for more tyrion quips and daeny speeches
>>70653928
>The Vale
>Lemons
PRESTON I KNOW WHERE THE HOUSE WITH THE RED DOOR IS BRUH
>>70653920
holy shit who even gives a fuck about greyjoy fucking shits literally delete every ironborn scene from the show please
>>70653959
But they managed to set sail within minutes without anyone noticing that the realm's largest fleet is being stolen.
If Ned replaced Robb Stark as King of the North how would
Stannis
Is
Dead
Ramsay
Is
Better
Ramsay won. He wins
Stannis lost
Stannis fans are cucks
>>70653923
is this bait?
>>70653932
Bahh, sansas chapters are only interesting when littlefinger is in it. Same with the show.
>>70653693
>>70654008
I felt like this on my first read through of the books, too, stupid fucking sea-Klingons, who cares etc. Now I'm fucking hype as shit for Euron.
>>70653857
rumour is cia banged sophie and thats why his ex wife left him
>>70653928
He had those lemons brought from Dorne cause you can't grow lemons at the Vale.
Dorne will control Sansa through making her a lemon whore who'll do anything for cake.
Robin and LF are weak men and weak men will never rule the Vale again so she'll kill them
CALLING IT
>>70654021
silhouette looks like Assassin's Creed 2 Ezio Auditore before he becomes assassin
>>70653580
JUST
>>70653885
>Shit that's actually a good point I might have to reconsider.
I knew you would come to your senses anon.
>>70653388
>I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS ALL THE STORYLINES ARENT RUNNING CONCURRENTLY AND YOU MOCKED ME
>feeling superior to literal retards
Nobody with half a brain argued with you, kid.
>>70653980
We still haven't heard anyone refer to the Crannogmen on the show as "bog devils" yet. I'm not sure we've heard anyone on the show refer to the Crannogmen at all.
>>70654050
But wouldn't that mean it's only the littlefinger part and what's he's doing and manipulating that makes sansa's chapters good, not Sansa herself?
We're now just getting unLittlefingerfiltered Sansa
>>70653916
>Tower of Joy dream wouldn't have worked back in season 1, a TV show is not a book
oh look this autist is back again
>>70654051
he'll die in books too
>>70653908
what leaks confirm that retard??
go ahead and post them
Ramsay
>Hot
>Big cock
>Only hurts those who deserve it
>Made sanda feel his cock in her holes
>Fucked a hot redhead
Stannis
>Old bold cuck
>Ugly wife
>Kid who he mistreats
>Fucked a granny
>Killed his child
>Lost two wars
>Rekt hard
>Dead
>>70653857
>>70653857
Jerome Flynn and Lena Headey were together at some point before the show. Flynn was getting messed around by some weirdo cult and kept trying to convince Headey that PIV was an offence to the Godhead and only "the higher sodomy" was holy, she noped the fuck out. They don't get on to this day and are kept separate on set.
>>70653627
>tricked by a witch
Lol wat
>>70653857
pic related
>>70652791
nao it ens
Did Lyanna love Robert or was she a whore who ran off with Ragnar on her own will
>>70654122
>those who deserve to be hurt
>ordered his step mother and new born half-brother to be torn apart by dogs
Even if you argue that fat Walda deserved it for being a Frey, that baby was literally just born.
>>70654014
Having first presumably convince each ship's captain (who is king in his own ship) that Euron shouldn't be king of the Iron Islands. Must've made a very good (and fast) argument.
What is trip is always fag.
Reminder to filter.
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ALWAYS BE FILTERING
>>70654143
>rose with those slags
she needs to stay as far away as possible unless she want to contract that disease
>>70654076
Assassin's Creed : Westeros, when?
>>70654125
>those smooth legs
>>70653857
Rana and Nahid
Micky and Navi
Marketa and Chris
>>70654109
>Remember specific anonymous posters from months ago
>Accuse others of having autism
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
Does Jon know who little finger is? Does he know of any reason to hate him yet? I doubt he knows about all that went on being stranded at the wall this whole time.
>>70653932
>sansa is boring with CIA
lol no. sansa is way more interesting when she's with CIA, this just proves you're letting jonsa faggotry cloud your judgement and there's no point in arguing with a retard of your calibre.
>>70654167
What is a slag, I keep seeing it mentioned. Is this a British term or something?
Tommen will be torn between the faith and his wife and mother's kerfuffle with them.
Tommen will kill himself.
>>70654162
>>70654189
No and no.
You'd think Sansa would tell him something and trust in him to trust her if she told him not to trust Littlefinger considering she's bringing in the Vale army, but alas not. Hopefully she will in episode 9 before the battle
>>70653869
Sorry to disappoint, my Queen.
I've never had a great restraint for life's pleasures.
>>70654159
she loved targ prince
>>70654185
Based
>>70654208
British term for promicious
>>70654165
Alwaysing Belter Fi? What...?
>>70654159
Robert was a cuck
>>70654165
>What is trip is always fag.
back to your ESL classes juan
>>70654108
it means she needs to stay with littlefinger because her character suffers when they're not together. just like jaime and brienne. annoying and retarded when they're apart (especially brienne) but good scenes when they're together.
>>70654255
So he's one of us
>>70654125
Silverfoxes On The Prowl 2: Geriatric Boogaloo
>>70654194
It's LF and what's he's doing that's interesting.
Not Sansa.
Did you find her interesting when she was told she'd be marrying Ramsay? No, it was LF's clear manipulation in that scene and that knowing smile he gave when she gave in to what he said that was interesting
>>70654159
> whore who ran off with Ragnar on her own will
>>70652825
He's back.
>Jon is based
>Has a Targaryen shit for a father like Dany
Checkmate, Jonautists.
>>70654185
kek, thay blonde girl is NOT enjoying getting smothered by the black dude
