She did it her way.
First for Petyr's plane
>>69861054
first for azor jon
>the hold the door scene didn't make me cry
>>69861054
link the previous thread next time
>>69859780
>>69861054
MAKE WAY MAINLAND SHITSTH.
Based R+L=J+M CONFIRMED
Who /Azor Meera/ here?
Jon and Meera are Lyanna's twin offspring confirmed?
>CIA seemingly teleporting around the world
>Maimen apparently fought for the Ironborn and died trying to free Theon
>CIA's fake as fuck accent
Ok, I'm pretty sure GoT takes place after the plane scene. Somehow the big guy fucked up and the plane crashed with survivors, but on Westeros. CIA somehow repaired his plane and can travel long distances quickly.
>Sansa says if CIA didn't know Ramsay was a psycho he's an idiot
>Ramsay is part of a family house of the North that served the Starks, her family
>Next scene Sansa starts talking to shit to Davos like she knows everything about the North
>>69861054
>tfw Bran is going back in time and cause all the events to happen and it'll it with a huge time loop
preston was fucking right
>>69861054
"I hear...a cure for greyscale..is anal...Khaleesi..."
>in the books, the FM start as mercy killing the slaves wishing for death
>in the show "kill da masters"
X FOR HOLDDOOR
http://www.strawpoll.me/10280445/
Ramsay cock boy here reminding yall
>Stannis lost to an imp
>Stannis lost to 20 men
>Stannis lost to a girl
>Stannis killed his brother
>Stannis killed his daughter
>Stannis fucked a granny
>Stannis caused his wifes death
>•Stannis got Bolted
>Ramsay won
>Ramsay fucks sansas asshole
>Ramsay won against stannis
>>69861093
It was well executed but cried? It's television. Go outside.
VOTE YE BASTARDS:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10280445
http://www.strawpoll.me/10280445
http://www.strawpoll.me/10280445
http://www.strawpoll.me/10280445
What happened between Jorah and Dany? I spaced out and missed why he left
>>69861054
>AYO GIRL
>>69861054
Dany managed to HOLD THE DOOR with a piece of wood.
Dany confirmed master race and Azor Ahai.
>>69861136
tfw ned didn't bring meera back to winterfell because he knew Cat would never accept a bastard daughter and a bastard son
tfw cat fucked up the prophecy
why this lads?
>>69861156
who?
>white walkers were created by dragonglass
>dragons are the real bad guys of the series
>Summer
>>69861178
based Tormund
>>69861154
Does Sansa commit suicide this season?
Bran is just too fucking confusing - is he some sort of eternal time travelling wizard?
Why did Hodor collapse and seize at THAT specific time?
>"Burn them all" is literally just Aerys talking about burning the wights after Bran has mindraped him
GUUUUUURRRRRRMMMMMM
>>69861178
Brienne needs to give Jon her valyrian sword so Jon can become epic dual wielding man 2.0
So It's confirmed that Bran is the real azor ahai right?
And arya is obviously not going through the assassination and she didn't even learn face changing, so what's the point of her braavos arc?
>>69861174
She literally told him to go find the cure to cancer like it was nothing.
yfw the whole show is a time loop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkplPbd2f60
Varys got absolutely uncategorically BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by the semen demon.
Fedoras on suicide watch. More than they usually are.
How have you guys seen it early?
>>69861106
>link the previous thread next time
YESH THE PRESHUSH LINK MUSHT ARCHIVE FOR HISHTORICAL SHAKE
get over yourself
>>69861169
>Stannis fucked a granny
Everyone would fuck that granny
>>69861178
Tormund slaying that giant pussy when?
Imagine if Renly and Stannis werent fagmanchildren
Imagine if the two joined forces.
Imagine if Robb Stark and Baratheons became allies
>GoT is now whataminutethatcard
>>69861178
10 minutes into winter and chill and he gives you this look
who dies?
>>69861174
"I command you to find a cure for this incurable disease and return to me."
>>69861233
>so what's the point of her braavos arc?
to bore the shit out of you
>The North is different, more loyal
>literally the highest amount of traitor characters out of any region
Bravo Dabid
>another character openly admits to kin and king/prince slaying and nobody gives a shit
the hodor scene was very confusing to me
first bran was time traveling, and then hodor wasn't, and then he had to warg into hodor, so he warged in the present hodor and carried himself around i guess, and then at the same time he was still in the past staring at shit, and then they reach the door and hodor is told to "hold the door" and then hodor does it, and then for some reason bran decides he needs to warg into past hodor, which gives him brain damage even though warging has never done that to anyone before, and then the past hodor starts repeating "hold the door" despite the fact that he never heard it said by bran, and the phrase was never uttered by anyone in the past anyway, only in the present
i guess warging into the same person in 2 different times somehow fucks up their brain? i don't know i guess i'm a retard
HOLD THE DOOR
>>69861225
>mindraping a stable boy for the sole purpose of holding a door
MADMEN WHO CAME UP WITH THIS
>>69861259
the doorman
>>69861259
Hodor, Summer, 3ER, one White Walker, some Children of the Forest.
>>69861225
that would actually be a fucking cool twist desu senpai desu
>>69861178
tfw no-one will ever look at you like that
>>69861217
Clearly it's something to do with warging into someone when you're in the past with them.
what the fuck was the point of that q twink showing his cock?
>>69861197
>tfw it was Bran who buried the Dragonglass at the Fist of the First Men for Jon and Sam to find
>>69861274
He didn't warg into past Hodor
>>69861274
I feel the same way anon
>>69861241
>he didn't hold the door
>>69861233
Yeah what was the point of a massive amount of time wasted on arya
she learns how to fight with a stick?
>>69861273
That's because no one liked Balon. Balon was a warmongering fool that dragged the Ironborn into two losing wars and caused several deaths.
Hell, if you made Balon insane and had him drown people from tiem to time, he could pretty much be a mini-Aerys of the Iron Island
Post shark jump
>>69861319
then why did past hodors head explode
why was past hodor affected at all
So both fire and wood fags are just tapping into their respective internets for all dat lore they shouldn't know?
D R O P P E D
Do we have the next episode preview
>Jons armies getting BTFO by the White Walkers
>Jon sees a hooded man on a hill with thousands of cavalry
>The man pulls down his hood
>Its Stannis
>"Kept you waiting huh?"
>>69861339
>>69861054
They really fucking ruined the books. I'm so glad his writing is so obvious that everybody already knows whats going to happen.
>>69861273
At least it fits the ironborn more than any other people.
Anyone else glad the annoying memetard died? too late, faggot
who /cried/ here
this music doe
>>69861265
>>69861235
lmao I thought it was something like that. Where does he go, Oldtown maybe?
>>69861350
D R O P P E D
>>69861274
The whole scene was very confusing, I need to rewatch to understand it.
Honestly I don't like time-travelling shenanigans, its opens a can of worms everytime it's used
Who plays the new red woman?
Post yfw Radmure makes a surprise appearance this season.
>I AM STRONG GIRL I DONT NEED NO HELP
>oh wow i am being raped/we have no army/etc, sure would be nice if i had accepted help
>>69861384
It's a flick. Grow up.
>>69861358
keep dreaming stannisfag
>>69861344
Meera's cry trascended time, it's magic I ain't explaining shit.
>>69861339
???
>>69861400
ted cruz
>>69861400
More importantly, who plays Fansa
I'll give you Anita Bukstein for yours. Now find me mine.
>>69861274
Past Hordor heard the whispers and warged into future Hordor. So it was past Hordor in future hordor's body holding the door. he experienced his death and went back to his time. which fucked him up
Who hyped?
>>69861411
>look i'm helping i made you a cape
>oh btw i rejected thousands of vale knights that would have saved us and prevented thousands of deaths because i'm on my period and im a strong womyn dun need no littlefinger
>>69861274
>and then for some reason bran decides he needs to warg into past hodor, which gives him brain damage even though warging has never done that to anyone before
I think the warging into young Hodor was more of a reaction to Bran trying to control present day Hodor. I don't think Bran purposely warged into young Hodor. That would make no sense.
>>69861448
wot?
>>69861395
It's the most basic reused time travel paradox of all time. Are all redditors this fucking dumb?
>>69861437
Or Ania. Curse my Hodor fingers
>>69861466
BLACKFISH IS A FOOKIN LEGEND
>>69861466
>the edgefish
no thanks
>>69861448
are you trying to make me retarded with this nonsense
I NEED those puffy nipples in my life.
Anyone else disappointed by the time paradox?
>>69861358
based
>4chan sympathizes with the fat retard the most
>It's Bran goes back to Tourney of Harrenhal and has to make sure that Lyanna and Rhaegar meet to secure Jon's existence ((like they did in Back to the Future) episode
Screencap this.
>>69861274
You're overthinking a very simple show. Any fucking idiot can get it.
>tfw the only reason I didn't kill myself is degrading exponentially to the point of unwatchable
>tfw get THIS one captcha
>>69861437
eline powell
>>69861513
>What an awesome episode anon! Salsa rules! And Pirate Chick totally wrecked that dude! Can't way for Kelly C to kick ass, she's so epic!
>Mellisandre doesn't just kill Ramsay with a shadow baby
Reminder that Maesters are causing the woes of Westeros.
Take the Ironborn pill, see what the Maesters have wrought! Break yourselves free from the Maesters chain of manipulation!
Post YFW:
>Brann/Three Eyed Raven caused Rhaegar to be mad
>Faceless men purpose is to kill them because they're time travel police
>Arya will have to kill Brann and they will not recognize each other
>Brann and TER are the cause of all the bad in westeros
>Night's king has gone rogue because of what the forest children have done to him, and only wants to come back home with its new kin
>>69861273
Everyone on the Iron Islands hated Balon. He dragged them into two wars they couldn't win. The Iron Islands became the laughing stock of the seven kingdoms.
This kind of power takeover is totally in character for Ironborn too.
>The medieval set political drama series you've followed for 10 years with 100s of characters and places has just been revealed to be a infinite loop of Bran Saving, destroying and rebuilding the world in an infinite loop
dropped the series
>>69861156
Stable time loops kills so much tension. Literally everything in destined and cannot change. Bran literally cannot fail in the past.
>>69861564
edgy
>there are people here who think this season hasn't been complete shit
>there are people who enjoyed season 5 other than just Hardhome
>>69861564
well explain it to me in terms that a fucking idiot like me can understand
>>69861419
learn to have some empathy you fuckin cunt that will die alone
>>69861468
>>69861411
She didn't know if she can trust LF, jesus. Its not a good idea to have the entire Vale at your doorstep if you don't trust LF
>>69861437
>Bukstein
>Stein
Dropped
>>69861470
>Am I ready?
>No
So he fucks shit up
>>69861583
>muh soap opera
>>69861468
If she doesn't want to talk to LF, why not talk to Robin and Lord Royce - the two people actually in charge of the army?
Every plot works because characters are just retarded.
>>69861613
Could you not tell by her features?
>>69861560
>Bran forces Rhaegar and Lyanna to meet
It would be better if they hadn't tbqh
>>69861560
Wouldn't Bran need a wierwood to access the flashbacks. Where will he find one?
that was fucking lame. I wanted more flashbacks and tree funtime. that end scene was season finale moment, not episode 5 shit.
Can't wait for Euron getting btfo by Khaleesi.
I need smug Dany. Post her please.
>>69861594
Time travel fucked up past hodor. Now eat your shit and shut the fuck up about it.
>>69861575
watching /got/ with my friends is exactly like this
>>69861610
Robin Arryn controls the Vale though. She should talk to Robin and tell him LF murdered his mother.
>>69861513
>>69861474
No. I wish I was.
But I am 80% sure this is what happened.
There is a place that still remains
It eats the fear it eats the pain
The sweetest price he'll have to pay
The day the whole world went away
>bran heard himself whisper through the trees in the books
>bran whispered himfucking self
>Bran LITERALLY IS THE FUCKING OLD GODS REEEEE DROPPED
>>69861581
>literally some of the first things to be outlined on the series are dragons,magic and ice zombies
>nah mane, GoT totally used to be a realistc medieval politics tale!
>dropped
See you next week
So all the salad girls are dead now?
>>69861623
>stop liking what i dont like
>>69861650
>>69861596
It's a flick. Time to go meet real people.
>>69861667
Yeah tell him LF killed his mommy and how she covered it up.
>>69861610
The Vale is coming to the North regardless, Sansa's yes or no has literally no influence over that
>>69861579
>Night's king has gone rogue because of what the forest children have done to him, and only wants to come back home with its new kin
Nah, some fire queen has commanded him to find a cure for his ice-AIDS
![grrm-1024x682[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6Ixb2UQ.jpg "grrm-1024x682[1].jpg")
Remember: the books are the books and the show is the show
>>69861579
Sounds awful. No wonder GRRM couldn't write this shit.
>>69861667
Robin is a retard that only littlefinger could control though
>>69861540
>reddit filename
you should go back and stay there
>>69861575
I would fucking punch whoever said that
>>69861638
He's going to the Wall, they have one there
Why did the CotF need the Others, when they have grenades?
I don't get it.
How do Meera and Bran escape? Sure, Hodor holding the door for a bit bought them some time, but there's literally an army of undead after them. They don't get tired and they don't stop. It shouldn't take them but a few minutes to catch up to a 14 year old girl dragging a cripple around in the deep snow.
>>69861662
but why
>>69861709
Remember: the books won't be finished and the show is bad
>>69861709
the books can suck a cock
First for Kevin Eldon, fookin legend stealing every one of his scenes as usual
some one post the brienne torumd thing of this last episode!!!
>>69861628
Robin likes Littlefinger more than Sansa
But if she went to Royce, book Royce would immediately chop Littlefingers head off and march on Winterfell
But since this is the show, we know that won't happen
>>69861683
desu, dragons came only up at the end of the last book, zombies in fantasy are a pretty novel thing and magic has always been very subdued in GoT .. it at least started out as mostly political intrigue medieval drama
>>69861709
Remember: the fat man will die without finishing the books
>>69861709
I can feel his jowels shaking with emotion.
I hope he regrets his decision to trust two hack jews who persuaded him with fan theories they read online.
>>69861709
Thanks for centering me anon.
I'm really too pissed off.
>>69861731
This show is a piece of shit, don't even try to understand it
>>69861731
Benjin
>>69861647
Honestly, with the actor they picked for him, yes.
IT'S DAENERYS PREPARING FOR THE WIN SEASON
GET HYPE
So they really added time travel stuff?
Anybody else dissapointed?
>>69861468
>Sansa accepts Knights of the Vale's help
>Littlefinger betrays the starks AGAIN
>siezes the North for himself.
Sansa is wise to his bullshit now.
So The Night King is just one of the First Men? Isn't he supposed to be a former Lord Commander?
>>69861716
Why? Because he bought him a hawk?
Just because the plot demands something to be true doesn't mean you have to swallow it. Adolescent boys who are close to their mothers fucking hate step father figures. Why are he and LF so close now?
>he didint cry for hodor
kys
>Its a showfags try to force in a Brienne and Thormund romance episode
Worse than tumblr
>>69861738
There is no why. X happened because of Z. That is it. It's television.
>>69861746
You're now officially respomsible for my suicide
>>69861682
SELF FULFILLING PROHPERCY: THE SHOW
>>69861731BenjenColdhandsStark, bitch
I really want to know what GRRM thinks and feels when he watches the show
>>69861667
>Robin Arryn controls the Vale though
If you believe that you are the biggest fool in seven kingdoms.
And I don't think Sansa can outwit LF
>>69861790
Preston will be smug as fuck. I can't wait tbqh.
>>69861790
It's not time travel you thick cunt.
READ.
>Sam killing a WW with a desparate stab in the back because the WW didn't see his fat ass as a thread
Okay
>Jon killing a WW in combat after getting his ass kicked 90% of the fight by the WW
Okay
>Meera killing a WW in like 3 seconds
No
I hope they don't go down the Star Trek route with the Borg. The Borg went from powerful foes that you could barely beat to laughable mooks getting BTFO left and right.
>yfw Bran did literally everything
>>69861731
>How do Meera and Bran escape?
This series is sci-fi now anon.
Littlefinger will show up with his teleportation device and rescue them :^)
Could it be even possible to fuck up the entire ending to ASOIAF and handling of its adaptation more than George did?
>>69861795
Winterfell would be of zero use to petyr, hostile population, he's not a northerner, he's after bigger prizes
>>69861819
He checks to see how many zeroes are in his bank account and moves on with his day.
>>69861560
I would literallu unironically not mind this. Bran's scenes have been way better than everything else this season, let him just have everything left.
>>69861759
I don't know why that would be the case - especially if she accuses him of killing Lysa. Then we'll see how far LF gets. But proactive action which improves a characters position is reserved exclusively for Ramsay and LF on this show so fuck it.
Two questions
1) What's in store for the sand snakes? Like, what could they possibly do story-wise?
2) Will Benjen come back? Will he save Bran/Meera? Did they cut Coldhands so they could use it now and is he Benjen / some sort of hybrid?
>>69861790
Just autistic people like you
>>69861763
>dragons came only up at the end of the last book
what?
>>69861826
explain
how long did it take for littlefinger to get to the wall from the vale
>>We had to protect ourselves from men.
>Daenerys is not a man
>the Others will let her rule
Honestly, can't wait for /pol/ and /r9k/ manchildren tears.
>>69861790
nope
>>69861826
>It's not time travel you thick cunt.
But it is.
ALL i can think about is that quote from Looper
> This time travel crap, just fries your brain like a egg...
>>69861826
Hodor's brain damage definitely traveled through time, nigger
>it's a time travel show
Anyone else disappointed?
>>69861791
It's clear as day that Littlefinger wants to take the North with his Vale army and make Sansa his bride
I'm sure he'd kill Jon in a heartbeat because he's competition if he didn't suspect he was Rhaegar's child
>>69861819
He thinks about diddling young girls, and he feels his fat pink mast rub against his trousers.
>>69861871
which scene is the from? she lookin fine as fuck
>>69861763
There are ice zombie on the ten first pages of the first book. Literally. Also the dragons hedged in the end of the same book.
>>69861887
The only movie to do time travel right.
>"it's fictional horseshit just enjoy it faggots"- Bruce Willis
>>69861821
LF fanboys really need to cool it. He's just lucky every single time.
And clearly LF only controls the Vale Knights only because the Knights are fanatically loyal to Robin (for some reason) and Robin just does whatever LF says (for some reason).
>>69861750
Who /stinksofwee/ here
when is our boy gonna get some pussy
Bran can semi time travel.
Rapes stannis fans anusholes
>>69861763
Showfag.
>>69861896
Yes. Stable time loops is what you do if you want your story to seem deep and complex.
>>69861851
1) They still want war with he Lannisters, probably want to ally with Dany
2) Dead
>>69861274
Bran was in two places at once. He warged into real Hodor while still in the past with past Hodor.
I'm guessing that's the reason for the connection and why past Hodor experienced the events of real Hodor, because Bran was connected to both.
casual coming through
how the fuck do these episodes leak so easily? kek
haxx?
I'm so fucking glad that the children of the forest are dead
Strong independant women recast btfo
>>69861896
Me. So fucking much.
Preston was probably right about the post-apocalypse though.
H O L D T H E D O O R
O
D
O
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>>69861914
(Robert farts)
Is it me, or does this guy have the same face when he's sleeping as when he's awake. I honestly couldn't tell when his eyes are open.
>>69861582
>Bran literally cannot fail in the past.
If there will be a time loop Bran already failed.
It's not time travel faggots, he didn't do anything in the past. He just gave Hodor autism but he didn't change anything.
>>69861821
This is the show anon, not the books
In the books, Robert Arryn is too young to make decisions for the Vale, hence why Littlefinger and all the Vale Lords are fighting over him
The show Robin is older, and is able to make decisions for himself, so when he makes those decisions he listens to Littlefingers advice first and foremost, which means Littlefinger controls the Vale
So bran will go back in time to the battle between rhaegar and robert and rhargar will see/hear him and get distracted and thats how robert landed his hit?
>>69861943
yes. the great hacker anonymous gets them
>bran is the old gods
>bran is the actual bad guy of the series as Wel as the good guy
>bran whispered in the first faceless man to kill his master because he needed first men
>bran whispered in the first stark to make their words winter is coming
>bran made Brandon build the wall
>bran has saved destroyed and rebuilt the world, is in the process of, and is doing so again
>prophecies are all his whispers to get people to do the things he needs them to do
How do I move on?
WHERE ARE MY NIECE AND NEPHEW?
Inb4
>bran made himself a cripple
>>69861161
>and so Dany made her dragons assfuck Jorah until his asshole bled
>every episode reminding stannisfags how hard they lost
Seems kind of cruel
>>69861954
>literally a fart joke every episode this season
HODOR CAN YOU PLEASE HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KrPvXZqzLo
>>69861731
Not to mention we clearly saw them running over the cave, pretty sure a few of them didn't enter the cave. Just turn your brain off, anon.
>>69861986
but who is this 'anonymous' anyways?
>>69861703
If Vale comes down despite Sansa telling LF not to then they will know for sure that LF is against them and have some agenda of his own, And then Jon and co can plan accordingly.
If Vale comes down at Sansa's request, then they don't know if LF is friend or foe.
For a board that calls Ned retarded for trusting LF, you guys are pretty stupid yourselves.
The first English subs are out, but they are like they were written by a literal retard.
>>69861789
>not posting the webm
>>69861409
It's been confirmed for over half a year. Hardly surprising.
>>69861986
wew
>>69861970
Stable time loops are still time travel.
>>69861985
>rhargaers last words were lyanna
>he thought he heard her
Nah really though bobby B was an absolute madman, probably one of the best fighters in the GoT universe
>>69861956
same
Anyone else think that GRRM begged D&D to wait one season so he can reveal all these ebin plots he came with in the 90s?
>>69861970
did he travel through time? yes
then it's time travel.
'time travel' by itself doesn't mean you need to change anything.
>>69861869
A few hours, because you know he has his own personal plane
>>69860966
>>According to legend, Brandon built the Wall and Winterfell;[3] some stories say he did this with the help of giants. Tales from the stormlands claim Brandon helped Durran build Storm's End when he was a boy.[4] Some stories claim King Uthor of the High Tower commissioned Bran to design the stone Hightower at Oldtown
>Calling it now. Bran is Bran the Builder, and time wargs into people to do all this shit. The whole story is a time loop, and Bran needs to take certain actions to ensure we get to the present. He leaves the required knowledge back in time so others can prevent, which is why Bloodraven had to wait in the fucking tree that long for the real first Bran.
>Bloodraven took him to the yard because he knew Bran needs to be there to make Hodor.
>It's a fucking time loop, all of it.
>Tales from the stormlands claim Brandon helped Durran build Storm's End when he was a boy.
>Tales from the stormlands claim Brandon helped Durran build Storm's End when he was a boy.
>Tales from the stormlands claim Brandon helped Durran build Storm's End when he was a boy.
>Tales from the stormlands claim Brandon helped Durran build Storm's End when he was a boy.
Fucking confirmed
>Sam's family next episode
LITERALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU SAM YOU FAT FUCK
FUCK OFF
REEEEE
>>69861751
>>69861851
Coldhands is Bran
He's a vision from his future self. Cold hands where he was touched by the Night's King and everything.
>>69861913
LF will die eventually. And good. Hes a cunt who ruined everything. Caused wars. Deaths. Sold Sansa knowing Ramsay was bad (dont lie he knew ramsay was trouble)
Him being killed would be great
>Falling out of the moondoor
>Sansa admits something getting him killed
>Backstabbed
>>69862008
My niggah Jorah can't catch a break. Can only catch greyscale.
>>69862032
(farts)
>>69861977
>Sansa claims LF killed Lysa
>LF gets his shit pushed in
See? It's so easy to solve.
>>69862031
DB Weiss wrote them?
>>69862041
aww shit, i really wanted some time paradox shit to go down but o well BOBBY B 4 LYFE
>>69862061
What purpose does his plot even serve on the show
Just kill him already
>Bran is the Old Gods
>Bran is the Drowned God
>Bran is R'hllor
>Bran is the Seven
>Bran is the actual Bran the Builder too
>the whole shows is actually about Bran going into the past to guide history onto the right path
DROPPED
Why didn't the three eyed raven warn Bran about letting the Night's King touch him? Seems like a pretty important detail to leave out.
>>69861970
>People being this much in denial
It is time travel anon.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING TORRENT?
> Richard E Grant spotted
