>Melisandre, you know that time when you gave birth to that shadow monster who killed Renly in a heart beat?
>Well can't you give birth again but use it to kill Ramsay instead? He was a good friend
prev
>>69858411
>tfw you will never make eggs and bacon for frogfu
JUST
RIP Shaggydog
>>69859780
>implying Davos knows that Jon has king's blood
Who TEAM EURON here?
>Promise me, Ned
post more jons
Look. Euron had to confess killing Balon. Otherwise, Yara would've never found out who did it and kill him, thus ruining her stronk independent female ruler arc.
>>69859823
that's summer
>>69859839
wisslpb
Aerys: burn them all is literally a mind rape that the only way to stop the walkers and their army is to burn them all
GRRM NOOOOOOO
HOLD THE DOOR
HODOR
Fucking pottery jesus christ was this the biggest example of pottery since The Phantom Menace?
She has to fuck someone that loves her.
That's the subtext. No one loved her as much as Stannis.
OYSTERS, WARTS AND COCKLES!
>>69859831
Me 2bh.
Bookfags are upset because they wanted someone even edgier than current Euron. Ramsay 2.0
>>69859845
But she anounced that he killed her father before Euron confessed.
Why does Euron have a lisp?
>>69859830
Gendry is a bastard too and she used his blood for her leech ritual.
And in season 5 she wanted to fuck Jon "to cast shadows."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71BIaJrFqiU
Oh wow time-travel! Yay... great way to enhance the plot... yay...I'm so happy...
Davos: I must help Jon and Sansa win back the North
Lord Wyman: Why are you helping them?
Davos:????????????
> I wish you good lucker in the battle that's coming.
What did he mean by this?
>>69859860
>>69859864
>Bran is responsible for the 7 kingdoms going to shit
ayyyy
>people are actually attracted to this thing
Ned's father was the perfect fucking casting
>>69859780
DAVOS NORFMAN EXPERT
>holds lecture about the geostrategic situation in da norf
>reminds Sansa why Karstarks are off the table
>"how well do you know the north Ser Davos?"
>"I know very little my little, my lady"
>>69859889
Jon doesn't have Baratheon blood, and I doubt Davos knows the intricacies of Shadow Magic kings blood rules. Plus they're a long way away from Winterfell
>>69859897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T575Pbo4eWM
Did Bran encounter Night's King in the present? He has never been in a view in the present IIRC so that would be strange? Fuck I'm confused.
why doesnt euron have a bunch of mutes and a big black guy blowing a massive horn all while throwing gold to the ironborn
would be much better than "im going to put my le big cock in dragon queen XD"
this show gets worse and worse, trust me, i drink and i know things
>>69859780
>davos, jon, tormund, sansa, brienne discussing how to beat ramsay
>literally no one mentions Melisandre
I really can't wrap my head around this.
>>69859909
You went through the trouble of screencapping and cropping her portrait.
You're starting to like her too, and you don't know why.
I am the best character brother.
>>69859860
B R A V O G R R M
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>>69859931
that would take money and effort my dear anon
>>69859924
Doesn't really explain why Mel wanted to fuck Jon back in season 5.
>>69859831
>TEAM EURON
you mean TEAM GET YOUR NEW FLEET INCINERATED AFTER YARA AND THEON ALREADY SEALED THE DEAL WITH DANY
>frogfu puts Bran on the cart
>he lets go of the branch
>doesn't stop his vision
FUCK OFF D&D YOU HACKS
>>69859771
It broke the barrier.
Anyone else have webm requests from the episode?
>>69859941
What is Meli supposed to do? She can't spawn those shadow things without king's blood.
>>69859931
Ironborn are pirates and pirates like penis banter. I dont see the problem.
Better than a brooding edgemaster with blue lips.
>>69859909
I'd have a cheeky shag with 'er
>>69859945
>Someone took 30 seconds to get a picture of that beast
>This butthurt
MELTED DRAGONGLASS = WILDIFRE
MELTED DRAGONGLASS = WILDFIRE
MELTED DRAGONGLASS = WILDFIRE
THE "MAD" KING KNEW
THE "MAD" KING KNEW
THE "MAD" KING KNEW
>Truly, this is a Game of Thrones®
>>69859949
is he that nigga from dawson's creek or what
>>69859980
He had visions before the branch faggot, if anything it just shwos he is increasing his powers which he musts if we want to see ToJ again.
Fansa tits are good but her face is mongoloid.
>>69859978
Yara and theon shall pay the iron price
>>69859823
Where is this from?
>>69859983
hodor
Poor Jorah...
Is there a cure?
>>69859949
>both of his eyes are black
triggered
>>69859987
They could atleast suggest something.
Just like Davos did when he asked her to do "something" when Jon was dead.
>>69859949
He walks in and murders the ruler of Pyke? It's that easy? He has no guards?
?
>>69859860
>Targs were never mad
>they just kept getting braindamaged by warging Starks
>>69860035
VOLCANO HAND
>>69859875
why do you have that saved? are you a faggot?
>>69859949
He was great as that fag in Cruel Intentions
>>69860031
Which part though?
>>69860039
>he has two eyes
FUCKING DND BRAVO KEKS. TRIGGERED.
>>69860035
Shireen was cured, wasn't she?
>>69859875
Who's bennis? Tommen?
Just finished the episode
Probs the first time I've teared up over a GOT episode ;_;
>>69860046
Ironborn aren't like King's Landing faggots, they rule with strength. Balon doesn't need guards accompanying him everywhere he goes
TRIGGER WARNING: EXTREME STANNISAUTISM AND GENERAL CRINGE
I present to you, the leaker of the episode:
https://twitter.com/Isaaaken/with_replies
>House Glover
>Nod to Alester Sarwyck
What, did D&D finally bother to play the Game of Thrones games or something?
>>69860046
Yes and then brags about it during election season
>>69860030
episode 5 leaked apparently
>>69860063
are you serious, nigger?
>>69860056
>Cruel Intentions
>not Mighty Ducks
failure
>Your training is not yet complete Bran, but is it the time
>I must take you to winterfell where you see your father being sent to the vale and hodor, that'll surely complete your training
what was the point? I expected him to take bran to the iron throne like it was when dany saw it in the house of the undying and warn him about his power and shit
>>69860046
Balon is 5ft tall and wears stilts. I couldve beaten balon.
>>69860030
>>69859823
Nevermind, just realized EP5 is out.
is the leak good quality or is it worth waiting for tonight?
>>69859823
so is Ghost the only dire wolf left?
>>69860006
What happens to CIA? Does Salsa kill him?
>>69860114
Nymeria is out there somewhere
>>69860096
did he play a gay in the mightydicks?
WHY DIDN'T THEY RIG HODOR WITH EXPLOSIVES
>>69860114
Nymeria escaped. She's probably rowing with Gendry.
>>69860114
Arya's wolf is alive too apparently, but D&D probably forgot about it
>>69860104
Maybe he knew that Bran had to try warg into Hodor to set off that chain of events, so he knew that was the final place Bran had to go
Best Ned.
>>69860110
Good quality.
>>69860114
Nymeria is still alive, but watch Jew&Jew introduce her next episode just to have her killed
There was no leaker.
The episode was put up on HBO Nordic and some fag ripped it.
>hurr durr time travel
Bran didn't change anything physically, all he did was enter Hodor which just made him collapse and get a brain damage so he can't tell the tale. The physical change was still in the present. No time travel has occured as he couldn't control Hodor in the past.
>>69860110
It's HBO Nordic streaming quality. Which is kinda bad, but totally watchable.
>>69860123
Nothing yet.
>>69860114
There's Nymeria, but I don't think the show will bring her back.
In the book she's the leader of a huge wolf pack, like hundreds or more that go around eating people.
Can anyone post a video of Hodor dying?
>>69860123
He says that he didnt know what ramsay would do. Sansa wants nothing to do with him. He leaves to go to moat cailin where the vale knights are currently camped.
>>69860161
Nah, that's the best part of the episode. Without sound it loses a lot of it's impact.
>>69860065
The infection can be stopped in kids for some reason.
In adults it's deadly.
>>69860144
>Bravos Salsa and Cercei are hotter than the real ones
BRAVO D&D
>>69860110
Get the 1080p one and it's okay. You certainly don't want to see this ugly bitch in any higher quality.
>>69859922
>Davos tolerating his king's murderer being in the same room as him -______________________________-
Meereen fucking sucks.
What is Tyrion even doing there. Why should I care what happens to that place.
>>69860161
You don't actually see him die, just zombies scratch him then you confirmation he is dead when his younger self stops spazzing out.
>>69859941
>Jon dead and everyone in a pinch
>what we do now???
>just you see, that red woman has some tricks up her sleeve
>Now in a strategic pinch
>What do?
>[...] i dunno lol
>>69860143
>catched
>>69860163
You forgot about the part where Sansa lied to Jon about it. Also the part where CIA reminds her that he's only her half-brother. I think they're setting up Sansa betraying Jon.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN
I want to see Hodor ghoul
Can you imagine having to play a raging autist spazzing out on the floor screaming the same thing over and over?
Young hodor is truly an hero.
>>69860189
Don't you care about le witty dwarf?
>>69860182
Holy shit, she is getting worse every year.
Tonights episode got leaked
>>69860209
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2UO0-pE9T4
Hodor died a hero ;_;7
So, who does the dick belong to?
>>69860207
Just what the show needs, more asspull drama between the handful of characters that still have stable development.
Huh, was there a leak? Why new episode is out?
Thanks DD, you remembered my birthday!
>>69859928
isn't time travel great!
CIA being in the north made me seriously think I had skipped an episode
Jesus fuck
>no more hodor memes after everyone gets over this episode
YES!!!
>>69860182
Where is her chin?
>>69860214
He got acting tips from /r9k/.
>>69860163
And because Sansa us pissy at CIA she won't accept any help from the Vale.
Why not just talk to Arryn and Royce directly? Tell them what CIA did? That way she gets the army and CIA is fucked.
>I'M JURUN GREYJOY
>I CLAIM DA SART THRUN
holy fuck this actor
>>69860243
some actor dude that was playing joffrey
Why would she just tell Hodor to hold the door? Isn't that pretty fucking selfish? Like, she knows he's going to die if he does that, right? If I were in a life-or-death situation like that with somebody, and they just fucking insisted that I sacrifice myself so they could survive, I'd be pissed. That's seriously the story they contrived for Hodor's name?
>>69860249
he wasn't really there, it was only a hologram
>>69860209
People who's first reaction is laughter during a stressful, dramatic or uncomfortable situation are mentally immature.
>>69859972
why are you still talking about season 5... i mean cmon anon it's 2016
HOLD LE DOOR
>>69860245
happy birthday anon
>>69860264
THE IRUN FLEET IS GUNNA SEDUSH HER
>>69860253
Where have you been? All the women have double chins now.
First for Wylis
Blood of the giant
The carrier of cripples and the holder of doors
>>69859983
i thought the night king touching bran broke the barrier?
his earthquake didnt even move the fucking wood for the fire.
>>69860277
He's a retard though, he's probably grateful that they gave him something useful to do with his life
>>69860277
>not sacrificing the retard
>>69860287
I see a fat dude screaming "hold the door" like a retard this is funny
>>69860244
That's the only thing they've got left at this point.
>>69860287
Good thing it wasn't any of those.
>>69860287
>that scene
>stressful or dramatic in any way shape or form
m'lord
>>69860299
Bran forgot to turn on his VPN
>>69860287
it was fucking funny
So what will the D&D drones rate this episode? BEST ONE YET!!!! Again like they have said all season?
>>69860076
what do you mean? It was leaked by HBO you dumb fuck
>>69860207
Eh, I don't think so. I would HOPE she lied to Jon because she's embarrassed she turned down help they really need, which is why she lies to Jon. But then again, this shit is written by DABID! DAAABID! So you're probably right,
wait a minute... what is bran supposed to do now? the raven told him SHIT
>>69860146
He can face major legal problems either way.
>>69860277
i mean he's essentially a human mule throughout the story, is this really surprising?
>>69860229
>brit genes
>it's a time travel episode
>>69860315
>>69860320
he's only a retard because he got brainfucked by a time/space bending mindwizard child
>>69860299
Some of the men as well. This is fucking pathetic.
>>69860046
same thing happens in the books you retarded wikifag
>>69860319
Damn it, why wasn't this Sansa?
thanx d&d, you raped one of few thing i care about in life
>this entire Kingsmoot scene
Maybe Brann and Jorah can look for a cure together.
>>69859941
>Melisandre you remember that time when I came up to you like a bumbling fool and asked you to resurrect Jon even though you've never resurrected someone else before?
>Well we're in a kinda tricky situation can you maybe do something again just like when you casted a Shadow Demon?
>He was a good friend
>>69860319
Why is her tits so different here?
>>69860123
>Brienne off to Blackfish to deliver the request for alliance
>While she's gone the North retakes Winterfell
>CIA then destroys all the remaining northern soldiers at once with the Vale knights
>No Brienne in mighty plot armor to stop him, so he succeeds
>Takes Sansa as his forced bride; becomes Warden of the North
>As this happens, Brienne arrives at Riverrun only to find CIA was full of shit, and the Tullys have been defeated this entire time
>Brienne riddled with arrows from Lannister soldiers, before she lets off one final quip
AND WHO. ARE YOU.
>>69860315
Bran and Meera are the reason his life was ruined. He has literally said the last words he hears before being killed by zombies for like 40 years.
>>69860370
HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLE DA DOOR HOLE DA DOOR HOLDOOR HOLDOOR HOLDOOR HODOOR HODOOR HODOOR HODOR HODOR HODOR
[sad music intensifies]
So I guess the only reason to keep watching this shitfest is CIA.
![Catelyn-catelyn-tully-stark-31147049-1280-720[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ObrdXF9.jpg "Catelyn-catelyn-tully-stark-31147049-1280-720[1].png")
If you people who complain about feminist pandering are ACTUALLY concerned about the plot and are not just brain-dead misogynists, then you must have at least one female character that you like or consider your favorite.
Post her
WOW IF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS KILL ONE MORE DIREWOLF FOR POINTLESS SHOCKVALUE.
>>69860384
go outside
>>69860277
His entire life's purpose was to hold that door. A Master Planâ„¢ orchestrated by the Three-Eyed Raven. Time is a flat circle.
>>69860351
>Salsa
>embarrassed
why would a stronk indipendant womyn be embarrassed?
>>69860380
no, in the book he kills him by controlling a storm
>>69860370
>Reddit tab
Every time.
>>69860353
I'm guessing Bran will probably first be saved by Coldhands/Benjen Stark, and then he will head South of the Wall
>he still has the Night King's mark
>him crossing the wall means the WW can now also cross the wall
>Bran will indirectly be responsible for the end of Westeros
>>69860371
Ah, makes perfect sense.
Imagine being a kid and at one point have a mental breakdown seeing some weird kid that seemingly nobody else can see, just to collapse and suddenly find yourself in a creepy vision of ghouls and skeletons clawing at you with someone screaming hold the door and you can' control your body. You wake up and your mouth is moving by itself screaming hold the door and you can never stop it. You're constantly awoken by visions of the ghouls at night and the words ring in your ear without stop. As you grow up you see your lord's kid mature into the very same kid you see in those visions.
Poor guy
>>69860407
lmao what do you think ramsay is gonna do to ghost
>>69860390
because those were fake tits at the show, there were kids watching the show
I adore Daeny and almost take it personally when pathetic pigs bash her. She's a fucking ass kicker and I'm glad we've got a character like her to look up to. Daeny > Rey and Wonder Woman
>>69860375
like whom?
>>69860065
no shes dead remember
>>69860419
no, he is the storm
the first and the last
>>69860398
CIA is doomed to be killed by Sansa. Normies crave obvious POTTERY
>>69859899
I'd be so confused if I were a showfag
>>69860086
Kinslaying is the worst thing you can do in Westeros, right? RIGHT? It's right up the alley with kingslaying.
>>69860389
Davis doesn't want to fuck her
Any maybe it requires a king (or at list a big black bull)
>>69860404
But that's not muh smirkfu.
>>69860407
>pointless shock value
>SUMMER IS KILLED BY WHITE WALKERS AKA WINTER
How does it feel being so stupid that even GoT is too deep for you?
>>69860345
Still illegal to distribute it like that.
It was leaked by HBO Nordic by mistake, which, despite its name, is NOT affiliated with HBO. The company who owns HBO Nordic have licensing deal with HBO to use their name and shows, but the company is not owned by HBO at all.
The kid probably won't get fucked, but he has probably made sure HBO Nordic faces major repercussions from the actual HBO.
This company has been running a shit service for a long time, HBO probably wasn't too happy with them before this happened.
>>69860404
Cat was great
>>69860451
in all aspects but physical, he is the storm
>>69860424
>Bran mindfucks the Mad King into going full retard
>Bran is the reason the Walkers attack Westeros
So he's the big villain, right?
>the hold the door scene didn't make me cry
>>69860430
fucking reddit I swear to god
inb4 Bran whispered to Varys from the flames
>>69860390
nipples change size and colour virgin
>>69860430
>the last few minutes messed with me
there are people out there who didn't laugh at HOE DA DOE?
wew
>>69860404
the patrician choice
;___;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV2Hi1vkAPY
BRIENNE?
Wait, why couldn't Bran just warg into Hodor from the current day? Why does he have to go back in time? And why does Hodor's past-self flip out when Bran is clearly warging into his future-self? Also why would being future-warged cause you to just repeat the last phrase you heard before your future self was warged?
>>69860490
(rains)
>>69860465
this
>>69860426
welcome to s6 game of thrones where bran is a child time/space mind wiz and dany got fat
>>69860404
Well, you posted only good female character in show.
>>69860404
Cat is the best female character, I like Arya (Pre S5) aswell.
So is bran now stuck in his greensight?
Will he become old and teach a younger version of himself for all eternity?
>travel all of westeros to get to Essos
>play with a stick
>>69860239
No he didn't. He was being puppeted by bran. He didn't want to give up his life, he was forces to because of an evil child.
>>69860496
But I did cry anon
;__; Hodor may have became a meme, but it still hurt seeing him die
>>69860447
Bran for one.
>>69860404
Melly and Meera are the only decent women the show has left
I'm not a huge fan of Catelyn but she wasn't destroyed by the show so she's fine
>>69859875
whos dick is this and what time does it show in the show. i thought we left all this fucking faggot shit behind when renly died
>>69860387
What if they both cut off their arms
>>69860506
>milennials are so out of touch with their emotions that all they can do is laugh
>>69860466
Every line rhymes with the previous one, it's like poetry.
>>69860525
>>69860465
pancake tits
>>69860430
>some thoughts
>Sniffs
>Holy hell
>DUDE HIM LMAO
>:(
I hate these fucking children.
>>69860545
What about Smirkfu?
>>69859823
So where can I get ebinsode 5?
>>69860538
Wait was Bran warging him keeping him at the door while him and Meera ran?
What the actual fuck what a fucking cunt.
>Melisandre, you remember that time when you came up to and wanted to have sex to cast shadows?
>Well I overheard Briennen mentioning some shadow demon killing Renly
>I'd suggest in this tricky circumstance now would be the best time for me to fuck you and let you cast your demon to kill Ramsay
>He was a good friend
guys, I haven seen the episode, did Meera Reed died?
>>69860404
I like Yara. Also, you're a retarded feminist who can't take actual criticism without sperging out.
>>69860545
>meera
>attractive
>>69860239
Da real thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1qXQRpF08E
>>69859875
I wonder how Margaery would find it
DON'T LET GO HODOR. NEVER LET GO.
>>69860585
No but Hodor and Summer are kill
>tfw there was a time when he was happy
Is Hodor the most tragic character in the story?
>>69860585
Womyn cant die because that would mean they are weak
>>69860585
No. She's literally the only one out of brans crew who survives.
>>69860585
they can't kill Azor Ahai anon
HODADOOR was funny as shit.
Hodor actually dying was pretty sad tbqh.
D&D in charge of tone.
>local kid's autism ruins everything
>>69860561
Don't care
>tricks her into asking the Tullys for support
>she actually considers it
Is she retarded or totally out of the loop? Tullys are a deposed house that's not in the position to field an army, send it past the Twins, through the neck with Moat Cailin which is under Bolton control and fight a war in not-yet-winter.
>>69860551
>that scene was made for mature people like me who like mature shows made for a mature audience, you just don't get it because you're so immature
>>69860429
Bran is worst than the walkers
hope the nightknig fucks him up for what he did to Hodor
>>69860585
Yes they locked her in the cave with the undead while Hodor held the door.
>>69860585
no she escapes with bran
she kills an Other by throwing a spear at him
>I can still feel him inside of me
>All the time
Jesus how fucking wet is Sansa for Ramsay at this point? I wouldn't be surprised if she betrays Jon for her Husband
>>69860614
So is the Three-Eyed Raven
So bran is going to the wall?
I bet the Night's king will follow closely after they get south of the wall
>>69860502
Yeah but the actual tits looked different size. Maybe it's just me.
> colour
Thanks mohammad
>>69860624
Bran gives a fat retards autism.
It's just like these threads. Branfags are literally the most autistic scum.
>>69860615
>the most tragic character in the story
Jeyne Poole used to be my number 1, but I think if bran forcefully warged hodor into holding the door then yeah takes the cake.
>>69860630
Uhh, why would he be "tricking her"?
The North + Vale + Riverlands united would BTFO of Lannister shits
>>69860566
vodlocker.com/9i3aavbew3ko
>>69860635
Based Azor Meera! Jon's twin sister!
>>69860631
Seems like I struck a nerve
>>69860660
>vodlocker.com/9i3aavbew3ko
File not found
REEEEE
> "It was not like sliding into Summer. ... This was harder, like trying to pull a left boot on your right foot. It fit all wrong, and the boot was scared too, the boot didn't know what was happening, the boot was pushing the foot away. He tasted vomit in the back of Hodor's throat, and that was almost enough to make him flee."
>Like a dog who has had all the fight whipped out of him, Hodor would curl up and hide whenever Bran reached out for him
Bran is a monster
>>69860657
> + Riverlands
Tullys are not the Riverlands, not anymore
>>69860678
I'm absolutely triggered m'lord
WHY DIDN'T YOU HOLD IT?
>>69860635
>four others walk into the tree together
>this guy arrives ahead of the other 3 somehow
>gets jobbed
Did they send him on alone as a prank? Was he just a dick and the others wanted to get rid of him?
>>69860683
works for me :^)
>>69860691
he should warg into frogfu and masturbate furiously
>>69860615
>Hodor was a stable boy
>Secretly wanted to be a knight but his mom wanted him to be a peasant forever
>a time-travelling mindwizard went back in the time and gave him autism, so years later in the future he would force Hodor to sacrifice himself so he could escape
Bran a shit
Why the fuck does a tree have a backdoor anyway?
