>>69278715
Reminder:
>Stannis is not the prince who was promised, but someone has to be.
(farts) edition
(farts)
Are San-san and Jon going to be reunited next EP? Where the fuck has sliding doors?
Anyone else get chills when Edd asked Jon a second time if it was really him in there?
Preston Jacobs is gonna be all over that.
First for the Mountain that Rides
Here's the music at the end of the episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K2VgTr9x3w
Tfw no gwen mommyfu
I want a direwolf.
So, I'm going to get a Husky as a pet (that's like the closest thing). Any husky owners?
>>69279861
Nymeria is still alive desu
IT WAS ME JON! I WAS THAT TREE!
>>69279908
San-san is the Sansa and Sandor duo.
How long does she have?
Reminder the writers are complete hacks.
DAE miss Tywin?
Truly the best character
>>69279861
Tower of Joy was a complete misintrepretation of the books and the characters. Just reminding the Redditors who like to come here for whatever reason.
>Umbers are evil now
fucking hell
But that Umber who talked to Ramsay didnt swear his loyalty, so they're probably setting up aRoose
;)
reposting
Episode was boring as fuck. Looked at the clock 40 minutes in and was like wtf..
Where the fuck is Jon Snow actually going at the end? He didn't even bring a coat. Or food.
can someone give a rundown of what's happening this week
Literally Nothing Happens: The Episode
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
Did the episode meet your expectations?
>>69279861
>Ghost
>female
>>69279892
>>69279899
EUfag here. Willpiratein a minute. Tell me you're fucking joking.
>>69279974
I think smalljon mentions how his father is dead
the moment i saw Rickons face I knew the Umbers betrayed him, get ready for Reekon.
>>69279974
reminder that D&D wrote the best line in the entire series
>>69280005
white walker has no need for food
>>69280005
probably going to take a massive shit first
WHERE ARE MY DRAGON BOOBS?
>>69279982
Care to explain? The only thing I can think of is that the "Now it ends" sounds like it was supposed to be a badass quip.
>>69279917
This Gregor always reminds me of the guy from Flight of the Concords.
>>69280001
meh, im ok with this
at least they aren't kids or women
>>69279928
GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN ;_;
>>69279917
Best Mountain.
>>69280030
>Not watching it last night
EUfag here too.
Listen closely to Pycelle's scene.
Who is D&D
I will be so fucking pissed if Ramsey kills Ghost like the leaks predicts.
Holy fuck, stop killing the only really cool thing about the show.
Nymeria is still alive tho, she'll pop up with her one hundred pack of mankiller wolfs. Probably controlled by Arya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYm-4-00UE
How is a fan made Tower of Joy better than the fucking show?
>>69279971
Literally forgot she and the other Stark kid existed until this episode.
>>69280072
In the books, that scene is a dream/hallucination of Ned's and it's not clear if that dialogue is actually what was said--it sounded really dreamlike and such, "Woe to the Usurper" "Our knees do not bend" and so on.
>>69280104
Budget cost. Dragons are more important than cgi wolves
>>69280108
THat shit is fucking cringeworthy
>>69280072
“And now it begins,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
“No,” Ned said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
Didn't the Umber dude go apeshit when Red Wedding happened?
>your father was a cunt
Actually laughed.
>fuck kneeling
>fuck oaths
Cause there's only one king he means to bend his knee to, the KING IN THE NORFwhose name is StarkAnd so it won't be oathbreaking when he turns on the Boltons
>hey david, there's this really cool scene in ADWD where Arya wargs into a cat and uses the cat's vision to ward off a faceless man in a fight, think we should use it in episode 3?
>Nah, let's just show her getting beaten up by the waif again just like in episode 1
brilliant
why the fuck are the waif and Jaqen literally the only to people in the House of Black and White? I'm serious, have they shown any other characters there besides those two and Arya? Am I the only one who thinks they're totally botching her arc?
Why is Tommen such as a dumbass? Just let that old cunt swindle him.
Rank the major houses in terms of relevance (riches, resources, armies etc)
>Varys sending that girl to Pentos.
Is it nothing or is the Blackfyre plot still on?
>>69279988
>thinks anyone actually plots anymore in this show
>>69280072
The books have everyone from Barristan to Jaime to Ned calling Arthur Dayne a good dude and respected and loved across the kindom. Ned just cuts him down without saying anything, with Dawn no less.
So much for the honorable starks. Also the delivery of "now it ends" was smug as hell; in the book Ned is lamenting the needless bloodshed; the war is fucking over, he doesn't want to fight Dayne because he respects him so much.
Then you have the anime reinterpretation with Dayne dual wielding and shots that show far too much of the actual fight to the point if you rewatch a webm you notice how silly it actually is. Compare it to season 1 where Jaime goes "take ned alive, kill his men", and in an instant his men are dead.
friendly reminder N + L = J is happening bros
>You know, I asked him about who Jon Snow's real parents were, and he told me. I can't say who, but I can tell you that it involves a bit of a Luke Skywalker situation. It will all come to fruition eventually. The whole thing with all the fight over proper succession is partly inspired by the War of the Roses in the late 1400s, and back then, to ensure pedigree, the monarchies were kind of inbred. It's definitely fucked up, but it definitely happened back then, so that's why there's incest with the Targaryen line. It's toned down, though.
>Parris did come up with a few alternative suggestions for Jon's parentage that George wouldn't comment on, but apparently one suggestion did provoke one of George's 'evil smiles' (apparently deployed whenever he has come up with an extremely cunning plot twist). However, absolutely no amount of persuasion or bribery would get her to reveal what that theory was.
based GRRM
>it was an "accidental" creampie.
>i mistook her for someone else!
>we must never speak of this!
>fuck me harder ned!
>give benjen a turn ned
>brother brandon won't like sharing me ned
>promise me you won't forget me. promise me, ned.
>>69280161
In the books Smalljon is killed defending Robb during the wedding, and Greatjon is captured and put in chains.
Why didn't we get to see Dany's tits again
>>69280158
>“And now it begins,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
>“No,” Ned said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
NAILED
IT
>>69280001
Don't forget to hop before twirling swords for real!
Can anyone post pictures/webms of that Meerenese prostitute who was killing soldiers from last season where she is naked? Or just give me the episodes and I'll find them myself.
>>69280164
did they actually refer to him as smalljon in that scene?
or are they just completely writing out smalljon and replacing him with a different character
>>69280185
Surely not. At this point in the books Aegon has launched his invasion and taken Storm's End, which would be weird to skip over if he still exists.
ur gay
>>69280108
How is that better? Please without memes, explain. The choreography is atrocious, and they're taking turns attacking each other.
>No Dany nudity
For fucks sake. She's nice and T H I C K now. That shit is fuckin hot
First for Azor Jon
The writing this last episode was offensively bad.
> Tyrion's drinking game filler
> Truncated TOJ
> Very heavy handed foreshadowing (hey I'll REALLY casually bring up the hound)
> I am Daenerys Stormborn etc.! Yelling!
> Who are you? No one. Rinse and repeat
> Ramsay gets everything handed to him on a silver platter yet again
> Little birds are just normal kids, and Varys is somehow a saint in the show
> Hahaha Tormund's quip about Jon having a small dick!
> Let my mother see Myrcella! Hey kid, sit down. Your mother really loves you, you know that?
Also, a lot of canon breaking
> Apparently BR has been in that tree 900 years longer than he's been alive.
> LC of the kingsguard has always been a position on the SC. But what do I expect from the writers that appointed Kevan to a position that doesn't even exist last season...
> Dual wielding Dayne
I seriously want to drop this shitshow but the fatman will never finish writing so I have to sit through 2 1/2 more seasons of this crap.
>>69280153
It's a bunch of talentless, not-acting, LARPers. And they fought better than the show, with PROFESSIONAL ACTORS AND PROFESSIONAL STUNT MEN.
Can I get some good horror recommendations?
ive seen almost all the good ones but please try to guess one i havent im so damn bored
>>69279914
He asked him that a 2nd time because Jon made a joke.
So basically the Umbers break guest right when they killed Shaggydog and brought Rickon and Osha to Ramsay, right?
>>69280082
Throne and Olly are literally metaphor's for Jon's first life. Him cutting the rope to hang them for committing crimes against him isn't even pottery, it's like an anvil hitting an ant on the head.How do I into Jon mode? I'm 5'11''. Is there hope?
>>69280262
would it kill her to not eat like a fucking pig? its your fucking job to be in shape for christs sake
>>69280222
>N+L=J fags are still this deluded
>>69280238
She doesn't do nude scenes any more senpai, she thinks people watch her for her acting skills.
>>69280238
She's getting too fat, and CGI would cost too much to fix.
>>69280260
How enough le ebin dual wielding for you?
Not enough "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick" for you?
Not enough "stabbed in the back, 20 times this season, by a FUCKING MANLET, despite being the BEST SWORDSMAN" for you?
>>69280264
that is too girly of an ass for a boy
>>69280252
They only said Umber.
>>69279908
Those aren't sliding doors, they're opening towards the camera
>>69280297
Yes
>>69280179
In which book? They shift places throughout the series
If you're asking for where the show is currently:
Tyrells>Boltons>Baratheon>Lannisters>Freys>Martells>Greyjoys
Wasn't rob's wolf sewed onto his head in the show?
Wasn't it huge af?
>>69280307
She's not a professional.
>>69280299
>Throne and Olly are literally metaphor's for Jon's first life.
Explain
>>69280104
>Bastardbowl
>Ramsay has the advantage, loyal Stark army surrounded
>suddenly howls in the distance, drowning out the sounds of combat
>Nymeria crests a hilltop, followed wolves
>thousands of wolves
>Bolton army is BTFO
>Ramsay devoured by Nymeria, Ghost, and Shaggydog if the Northern Master Plan is real
post yfw
>>69280033
Fails to mention how though. Show writers confirmed way back around Season 4 that Greatjon was still alive and was never at the Red Wedding.
>>69280317
>Terminator Genesis should remind her they don't
>>69280320
revolting
>if they get Jon Snow leading them maybe, he knows this place better than we ever will
Is Jon confirmed for a GOOD MAN?
>>69280299
>>69280279
Oh and I forgot the worst one
> Pycelle's fart gag
how many swords must Arthur Dayne have before bookfags and /tv/ dorks will appreciate the ToJ scene?
This Arya being no one shit has got to end. How much air time needs to be wasted on Jaqen asking her the same shit over and over?
>>69280378
The size of direwolfs on this show has been inconsistent throughout the entire series.
>>69280279
Tyrion drinking thing really bothered me. It was an utterly pointless scene, not very funny, and just continues them being unable to write anything for Tyrion besides "I'm a drunk"
>>69280314
> Have a ridicules amazing location to shoot at
> Squander the shit out of it
Way to go guy's.
>>69280409
SERIOUSLY WILL SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS DABID SHIT TO ME!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
>>69280371
The Baratheons and Martells are extinct in the show
>>69280163
>....My father was-
>a cunt
Hue hue hue
>>69280403
He's a Good Man in Winterfell
>>69280279
>> Little birds are just normal kids, and Varys is somehow a saint in the show
>varys
>implying he did ANYTHING wrong in the books
That's where imma have to disagree with u senpai
openload link to ep, pls?
>>69280299
>mode
>>69280450
You fucking retard, you actually need that to be explained?
>>69280450
>DABID
its literally one guy forcing his shit meme, just report for shitposting
>>69280451
Tommen is a Baratheon in name moron
>>69280450
Dabid, dabid put my joke in thewe. DABID MAKE HIM FART DABID
>>69280450
Are you an idiot?
>>69280174
Nameless npcs wandering around and occasionally lifting bodies.
Arthur Dayne = roronoa zoro
>>69279861
Reminder heads SHRINK when you cut them off and preserve them for trips.
It was Shaggydog's head.
This season of /got/ is truly shit. Nothing is happening.
>>69280163
As stupid as the Umber's plan is (using REAL Rickon), I think we're really getting Solid Snake subterfuge here.
He'll talk shit but Ramsay will dismiss it as Umber banter until it's too late.
>>69280469
Just pay for it you silly pirate
>>69280451
There's still one rowing somewhere
Is Shaggydog the most useless pet ever?
WHO REEKENING 2: THE RICKONING HERE?
>>69280371
I meant in the books, anon. I'm currently reading book 3 and not much has been said about the Martells. I thought they were one of the biggest kingdoms in westeros
>>69280445
Probably protected monument or something
>>69280480
>>69280509
NO? I KNOW YOU LVOE YOUR SCERET FUCKING CLUB FUCKING TELLL MEEE
>>69280255
Show world already has skewerd timelines, Balon should be long dead and the Ironborn should be moving up Slaver's Bay while Mereen is under siege.
>his proficiency with a sword earned Dayne the nickname, "Sword of the Morning
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
It's a fucking title and position, not a nickname. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69280534
Gendry must be fucking RIPPED
I thought I heard a fart during the small council scene. Is that where all the fart jokes are coming from?
CIA CONFIRMED NEXT EPISODE
HOLY SHIT GET HYPE
>>69280466
Book Varys:
>Buys children and cuts out their tongues so they can form his spy network
Show Varys:
>I would never hurt a child! Here's some free money and passage because I'm just so nice!
>>69280537
Well what did you expect of a wild animal raised by a fucking toddler?
Jon Snow dying was such a pointless storyline. They really like wasting time on bullshit on this show
Ollyfags BTFO
>>69280540
they kind of crash and burn, so to speak.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5hgCQTi.png "latest[1].png")
>>69279861
Wheel of Time > ASOIAF
>>69280005
maybe he no longer feels the cold nor needs food
>>69280262
Thickfag here
She's not thick at all, for a girl to be thick it has to be in the right places. She's just fat.
>>69280386
>bastardbowl
>ramsay kills jon, then mel
>jon dies for real this time since he has no rezzers
how would people react?
>>69280450
Here you go
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3a6g9n/dd_have_an_idea/
Remember to upvote
>>69280588
azor ahai has to be reborn somehow.
>>69280331
>le ebin dual wielding
stopped there. you're meme-ing too hard. what's wrong with dual wielding? and before you answer, look at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZNZyhNFSaE
>>69280553
but we are of the memes
>>69280386
it would honestly be better than what we will probably get
>>69280579
Show Varys actually supports Dany so he's way off the rails
>>69280588
The only reason Jon dies is so he can be a Stark without breaking any oaths.
>>69280579
>he thinks that chick will make it to the docks
>>69280588
How was it pointless? It got him out of the Night's Watch.
>>69280621
Arthur Dayne doesn't fucking dual wield. He;s kind of famous for using one sword.
>>69280215
I didn't take Ned's line in the show to be smug at all. Maybe it's the kid's face throwing people off. But it sounded resigned to me.
Also, I don't get what so dishonorable about killing a man from behind. They were literally taking him on 4 at once. But you're not allowed to stab him in the back? And kill him with his own sword? That seems silly.
>>69280299
Kit is such a sexy guy.
>>69280579
those kids would have been more fucked up than just having their tongues cut off if he didn't buy them m8. I would have bought one and turned them into my cunnyfu for one and I cant be the only one...
>still not Stannis
>>69280150
It's disappoiting, just it.
I mean, just look at this fucking thing. This is what an direwolf actually looks like, since GRRM realized that they're bigger than ponies for he had no idea how big ponies were in the first place.
Magical direwolves, being killed and treated like fucking fancy dogs. Shaggy dog was stupid, yes, but you couldn't take one down without losing at least a handful of mens. And they're not that stupid, they just don't thrown themselves to death trying to protect their masters. Grey wind did it because it was all lost.
Just feels stupid thinking that probably Ghost will get a arrow to the head and die like it's fucking nothing.
>>69280579
Show Varys & Tyrion are literally Redit: The Dynamic Duo
>>69280385
Thorne was a number of things. The wall in his way, the disapproving father figure, but more so he was Jon's intellectual fear of failure and self doubt. Thorne wasn't entirely incorrect in his criticisms of Jon, which Jon knew. But after "surviving" those criticisms, and then destroying them (via hanging), he's freeing himself for his born again life. Thorne even says, "now I rest." He tries to fuck with Jon's head one last time, but what do you expect from your self doubt? Olly cont?
>>69280674
Westerosi honor is retarded. Look at Jaime Lannister. Saved a hundred thousand people, killed a fucking bonkers psychopath, still hated because muh honor.
>>69280279
You're just mad! It was a 7/10! You're mad and stupid!
t. Reddit
>>69280299
Why doesn't he have any body hair? Why am I too believe that he has a beard but not a strand of hair on his body? Did they CGI or something? That's super weird.
I'm not sure why bookfags took the drug fueled DREAM at face value. He says "Woe to the Usurper" when they'd had little to no knowledge of whats happened outside of Dorne and Bobby didn't set out to Usurp to start. Its a posthumous title I bet.
>>69280621
>defending hack writing
>"rarely mentioned in history and rarely works"
>>69280674
The whole fight was dishonorable. Stabbing a man from behind when he is locked in 1 on 1 combat is fucking scumbag shit
>here kids have a couple candy plums
>now go travel around all of westeros and somehow ingratiate yourself into the community while also communicating back to me on a regular basis without being discovered
what a deal for those kids
Spartacus is a better dual wielder than Dayne.
tower of joy
>tower of ass
>2 kingsguard
>howland reed out of nowhere just stabs Dayne in the back
>no Lyanna Stark
nothing happens that we dont already know
>>69280674
>Also, I don't get what so dishonorable about killing a man from behind. They were literally taking him on 4 at once. But you're not allowed to stab him in the back? And kill him with his own sword? That seems silly.
I agree with this. People are just nitpicking over the depiction of Ned. So he didn't say some cheesy ass lines, big deal. And I don't know what the fuck people expected Reed to do other than a backstab. Is it annoying to see again? Perhaps, but it's not like he's going to use some frog magic or shit in the show.
>>69280621
Alright, that's enough for one day, Redditor.
![4152368+_6c1c688047916fa8b0fe3b07fe952246[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hfg2aNK.jpg "4152368+_6c1c688047916fa8b0fe3b07fe952246[1].jpg")
>>69280108
>Gerold Hightower armed with a halberd
>>69279861
>Davos doesn't care about Stannis
>Davos is okay with executing a child
>>69280279
>Hahaha Tormund's quip about Jon having a small dick!
Honestly that threw me off, since Show Tormund seems nothing like Book Tormund (who was always boasting and making jokes)
>>69280720
>Tyrion
>4 feet
Que?
>>69280425
One.
>>69280753
This is a real life battle, with a real life at stake. Not some tourney, or practice.
Besides, They were already technically at war. I'm pretty sure there are no rules about ganging up on someone in war.
Fuckin' DD teasing Jon's parentage...
>Melisandre: Stannis is not the prince who was promised
>>69280753
It's not like Ned asked for that shit. If he really didn't care, he wouldn't have finished off Dayne, and instead let him bleed out. He gave him a mercy killing. This might explain why we haven't seen Howland Reed at all, because Ned was fucking mad that he would stab Dayne in the back.
so no arya next episode?
>>69280752
>Trying to understand why he opposes dual wielding
>Get accused of defending writing
And then I have people like >>69280780
You know some of you guys aren't so different from pic related, the only difference is that you guys shout out "REDDDIIITOR!!"
Wait arent the Umbers suppose to be uber loyal to the Starks?
Reminder Bloodraven didn't want Bran to see Lyanna being sacrificed in a blood magic ritual
1. Wildfire missing from King Slanding
2. "No man truly knew Rhaegar Targaryen"
3. Ned didn't bring back the bones of the slain, this is a huge insult
4. Ned and Howland alone bring down the huge tower. Where have we a seen a large tower taken down in the series before?
5. Most Targs are verifiable crazy and obsessed with prophecy. We know that's especially true for Rhaegar.
6. GRRM's style
Friendly reminder that Rhaegar abducted Lyanna with the help of his gay Kingsguard friends. Then he chained her up and brutalized her with his thick Valyrian dick until she was pregnant. He left behind the three KG's at the TOJ to complete the ritual sacrifice while he had to go fight at the Trident.
>>69279982
>Tower of Joy was a complete misintrepretation of the books and the characters.
It wasn't the way I'd do and true to form, Dumbass & Dumbass drop the ready-made and far better original dialog for their own shitty take on it but otherwise, it was acceptable, especially considering we've never gotten any kinda actual description of what went down at the Tower of Joy.
>>69280787
Davos is now fully on board the Jon Stark train
WHERE THE FUCK IS MANDERLY
JUST
>>69280164
>so it won't be oathbreaking when he turns on the Boltons
But he handed them Rickon (with a wolf that might or might not be Shaggydog, I guess).
Say I ignore hte leaks and assume that Rickon doesn't die because HURR PLOT DEMANDS...
Umber still handed over a Stark to the enemy. A psychopath insane enemy who was 99.9999999% likely to kill him.
The fact that he swore no oath is setting up for an obvious "Hurr you should have made me swear an oath 'unsheath katana'" moment, but for all the Smalljon knows, he just killed Rickon at that time.
So he's ok to kill a stark (maybe the only stark for all he knows) for some surprise betrayal?
Either the Umber are ruined because not loyal anymore, or they're fucking retarded(careless at best).
>>69280830
>teasing
Nigger it's not teasing if literally everyone in your audience knows what happens. Bookfags get so erect over R+L=J that they're physically compelled to tell everyone about it.
>>69279861
Why are showfags retarded? Ghost, Nymeria and Summer are all alive.
>>69280845
>being cucked by D&D's shit writing
"haha, I'll call him a cuck, that'll show him! I love memes, after all!"
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv_snapshot_19.58_[2016.05.09_15.37.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sSUjCbE.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv_snapshot_19.58_[2016.05.09_15.37.55].jpg")
I bet this was a body double. The bitch is fatter than this
>>69280386
Thats funny because you just described how the red wedding 2.0 will go down on this show.
Nymeria and her pack are on the riverlands, Arya goes to sleep and join her soul, while Sansa fucks the Freys over. Then she strikes with her pack, Arya now in control, kill every single lannister, storm the castle and devour the freys and also another blonde character everyone here likes.
Thats what they meant by lots of wolfs.
>>69279861
>shaggydog is RIP
D&D are going to kill Rickon for cheap drama and shock value aren't they? He isn't important in the books so they have nothing to stop them.
>>69280108
>tfw anchor baby bastard last name angle.
>>69280051
If the show did one thing right, it was Robert. I miss that fat drunk so much
>>69280164
He literally handed over his king to be murdered/brutalized. What the fuck
Do you think GRRM's regretting not getting off his fat ass and finishing the series yet, /got/?
>>69280720
That is a pretty cool graphic, desu
Punished Jon is so goddamn cool. He's not full-on evil Jon like some were expecting, but he's definitely a weary and tired Jon Snow who's done fucking around now that he's seen the void.
I hope he wrecks the Bolton fucking shits
My friend owes me $10 because I bet him Stannis was 100% dead on the show last year. How do I get him to pay up? What should I buy?Tyler, If you're reading this pay up you lazy cunt. Hes dead.
>>69280865
Plus he has a legitment reason to be mad. Northern don't like wildlings, Alliser proved that in his final 'speech' (If it's not already proven by now)
>>69280929
No, he hates writing the series. He's made his millions, all he needs to do now is eat himself to death.
Jon Snow is the offspring of Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen
>>69280929
i think he's past the point of caring.
>>69280845
What? One of those guys posted a pretty good rebuttal and all you posted back was "haha you're wrong because meme but because I meme the meme is on you."
First day here?
Was indifferent to Davos when he was a stannisfag, but now he's one of the best characters.
>>69280847
lol who cares we need to keep making Ramsay overpowered because that's what we got popular for: making the bad guys win lol lol we're such genius writers
>>69280621
>was used for duelling and showing off
>by fencers
>only good in 1v1 scenario
??? Kill yourself
>zero Lyanna in the episode
>0
>none
>nada
>no young lyanna
>no old lyanna
>no dying lyanna
>no dead lyanna
>no lyanna mormont
0/10 episode.
>>69280720
I'm as tall as Jaime Lannister, but shorter than Robert Baratheon
IS there hope for me?
>>69280603
underrated post
but obviously
>>69279861
So, is The Three Eyed Raven, Bran? He says "Stay too long in the past and you'll get stuck there."
So, what if, Bran goes back to the Long Night to find answers on how to stop the coming war, and gets stuck? Then has to wait 8000 years for him to be born again, lead him to the cave, and make sure he doesn't make that mistake again?
Discuss.
>>69280951
Are you literally a Maester?
>>69280877
pretty sure nymeria is in the boat with gendry and ned killed summer
>>69280962
Fuck off with your bullshit theories.
>>69280572
FUCKING FINALLY
SEASON HAS BEEN SHIT SO FAR
>>69280981
There was screaming Lyanna.
>>69280003
Done that myself with every episode this season. These last 3 episodes could so easily be condensed into 1, it's pretty sad.
>>69280779
>So he didn't say some cheesy ass lines, big deal
Don't you have a marvel thread to be shitposting in, Redditor?
>>69280331
>BEST SWORDSMAN
you people attatch too much meaning to this
being best swordsman doesn't mean you can never die or something
>>69280965
because all the other characters are shit
where the fuck is bronn
>>69280607
actual thick fag here, you don't know what you're talking about
die imposter
>>69280951
never
>>69280981
THIS. WHERE IS SHE D&D??
>>69280720
Fucking Northlets, when will they learn?
>>69280950
I was disappointed with the first scene where he just seemed like regular Jon again but then the last scene convinced me he's different now. Episode was shit but the Jon stuff was one of the well done parts.
>>69280984
>worrying about height
No hope.
>>69280962
Why would she cheat on Robert Baratheon?
>>69280995
Ned killed Lady you retard.
>>69280386
nah not poetic enough. the wolves have to kill ramsays dogs and one of the starks can quip about how their wolves are more civilized or something dumb
So was Missandei implying she got to play with other girls
>giving away your liege lord
Can someone explain this?
>>69280852
The location was the best part about this.
>>69280964
Which guy? "rarely mentioned in history..." How is that a good rebuttal? Dragons, direwolves, those are rarely mentioned in history. AND, I provided a youtube link that shows that dual wielding was in fact practiced BUT not commonly and were for skilled individuals.
wby does /tv/ call every episode shit?
Probably one of the reason why Ned didnt talk about ToJ to his kids...
Brienne going to tell Davos/Mel that Stannis is ALIVE
>>69281016
Yeah. Best swordsman means you get stabbed from behind like a random fuck.
Aka Dayne.
Aka Selmy.
Aka Hotah.
>>69281050
same thing as CIA giving Sansa to Boltons, writers taking a shortcut
>>69280971
You mock this yet there are thousands of female Ramsay fans and everyone is waiting to see him get blown the fuck out. It's so obvious, the writing, but it's fucking genius. Everyone hates Ramsay. Everyone hates how cruel and how the writing allows him to get away with everything. We're all just watching for him to get fucking ruined so badly and we all know it's coming.
>>69281047
She was saying her master played 'games' with her and the other girls.
>>69280992
sounds like Lost shit negro
>>69280001
>our knees do not bend so easily
>takes a knee during the fight
BRAVO
>>69280849
Uh Ned brought back his sister's bones. Just not the bones of his companions.
>>69281041
which one was summer? i forget already.
>fags hyped up that rubbish Tower of Joy shit for years
top kek
Why is young Ned such a cunt?
Also, can all the people who said
>Dayne will still be using Dawn
>He'll pick the second sword up off a corpse once he loses his shield
>We don't know that the dual wielder is Dayne
kindly admit you're faggots and kill yourselves?
>>69281069
I'm confused, how did Howland beat Dayne?
>>69281062
Not that bit, dickhead. "Rarely works". It's also a video about fucking fencing and he mentions it's only for 1v1s. You're a fucking idiot.
>>69280965
He's always been a great character. Great acting and perfect casting.
https://youtu.be/Bv3ByVva02w
>>69281092
Thank you shithead.
>>69281069
>northerners are so poor they can't afford plate armor
>>69281069
>Dawn can cut through steel like warm butter
>cuts though Jaime and his lairs even though it was just resting on him
"I'll block it with my arm! That's a good trick!"
>>69280720
>you will never see wun wun absolutely savage gregor clegane at his own game of being way the fuck bigger than everyone else
>>69280865
Ramsay won't kill him.
Having Rickon can let him control all the Northern Houses, including those still loyal to the Starks, killing him would only anger Houses like that and prevent more Houses from joining him.
By having Rickon as his hostage, he can get any Northern Houses who would side with Sansa not to since Rickon is ahead of her in inheritance (if they have Stark sensibilities), and turn her over even to Ramsay for fear of Rickon getting hurt or whatever if they don't
>>69281026
Tan that manwhale and recast him as strong belwas imho
>>69281050
don't worry, he'll have plot armor and it will end up looking like a good plan all along
>>69280051
Pretty much every line that hasn't sucked in the show they wrote, all of the best scenes are new ones.
>>69280279
>appointed Kevan to a position that doesn't even exist last season...
Wut?
Reminder
“I looked for you on the Trident,” Ned said to them.
“We were not there,” Ser Gerold answered.
“Woe to the Usurper if we had been,” said Ser Oswell.
“When King's Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were.”
“Far away,” Ser Gerold said, “or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells.”
“I came down on Storm's End to lift the siege,” Ned told them, and the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”
“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Arthur Dayne.
“Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him.”
“Ser Willem is a good man and true,” said Ser Oswell.
“But not of the Kingsguard,” Ser Gerold pointed out. “The Kingsguard does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Arthur. He donned his helm.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Gerold.
Ned’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.
“And now it begins,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
“No,” Ned said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
