>>69277405
C L E G A N E B O W L
O
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F U C K I N G
I
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M
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What was Dayne thinking at this moment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE TARGARYENS ARE EVIL
>>69278715
Rip puppers
F to pay respects
I don't understand why they don't kill the High Sparrow.
Dark Souls universe > ASOIAF universe in literally every way
>>69278715
Shaggydog is NOT dead. Show me the body!
>>69278715
>people actually think that's a fake wolf
>implying there are any black colored regular wolves that exist
UMBERS ARE TRAITORS
Reposting;
So what's Melly going to do?
Is she going to follow Jon around resurrecting him if he dies again like Thoros and Beric?
I heard she didn't have a lot of filming time this season.
>>69278715
sleep tight shagger
first for UNO FARTO MAESTER
>>69278715
FAKE
>>69278748
HELP ME GREYWORM
>>69278748
>wow took 6 of you to kill me
>>69278748
AAAAAGHHH HELP ME BARRISTAN
>>69278738
are you serious? the red god just confirmed her powers , at the very least she shouldnt be acting despondent
fucking complete shitting up a character
8/10 episode.
Anyone who disagrees is an HBO cunt.
So who did they cut? The White Bull or Batman?
Why did they absolutely savage one of the most memorable exchanges in the books? Why is he still called the Sword of the Morning if he fights with two swords? Shouldn't he be the Swords of the Morning?
Why is Howland's big save just another fucking STAB IN THE FUCKING BACK FUCK THIS FUCKING SHOW
>>69278748
>Maybe duelwielding was a stupid fucking idea all along
>People legitimately think this episode was good
Must be a lot of cross posters from "that" site on here tonight
>>69278748
>based jon killing Olly for attempting to kill him
truly justified, really empathized with Jon in that final moment
>>69278748
>and now, I have truly become "Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 3"
>>69278748
I should have wore a shield on my back.
>>69278817
(farts)
>>69278748
>HE'S A TRAITOR ARRGGHH
>>69278715
rip rickon
>>69278748
>"wowwwwwwwwwwwww took six of you to kill me"
>>69278748
>LMAO 1V6 AND STILL KILLED 4 OF U FAGS
>>69278825
If you don't like it, why do you watch it?
>>69278693
>So where is Jamie's character going? D+D have completely ruined it.
The cut Stoneheart, and they hate lengthy, satisfying character arcs and instead prefer DRAMA and SHOCKING TWISTS, so they're going to have him be up Cersei's ass for the whole season and then something SHOCKING happens and he's suddenly where he was at the end of Feast, no longer caring for Cersei and ready to kill her or do whatever he is going to do.
>>69278779
>I heard she didn't have a lot of filming time this season.
Davos told her to leave the show and she did.
>>69278715
so Jon can finally return to the world, you will see, the only straight white male without any missing parts or diseases will set things right again in Westeros
>even more Ramsay cock sucking
Un-fucking-believable
>>69278823
>Why is Howland's big save just another fucking STAB IN THE FUCKING BACK FUCK THIS FUCKING SHOW
Honestly senpai that's what probably happened in the books.
>>69278715
>Eddard is an honorable, straight, white, cis hetero male
>What can we do to fix this?
>Make him kill a dying Arthur Dayne with his own sword.
BRAVO DND #KILLALLWHITEMEN
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231
Now that the dust has settled, how was it?
>>69278748
>How did he reach my neck??
>I thought Crannogmen were supposed to be short
>Where the fuck is this guy's spear????
>>69278715
Shaggydog and Rickon are kind of the straws that breaks my Ramsey back. I never had a problem with him being indestructible and evil until now. It's too goddamn much now, and that shit just left the a sour taste in my mouth.
>>69278812
>Birth a demon out of your 10/10 cunt
>Everything goes to shit
>All your hopes die, everything you worked for fails
>Suddenly, the God you had given up gives you absolution through the power you had hoped to have
>Her confusion is out of character
No.
>>69278778
>implying that wolf head is large enough to be Shaggydog's, AKA the direwolf that was larger than any of those in his litter, a fucking monster among other direwolves
NORTHERN
MASTER
PLAN
Why did he look so disgusted?
Reminder that Smalljon is putting Ramsay on a ruse cruise.
Osha and Rickon exchanged knowing glances at each other, and made no remarks or anything, staying quiet, even though they should be scared or angry at least with Ramsay fucking shit there and being sold out by the Umbers.
And that wolf head was way too small for Shaggydog. But Ramsay wouldn't know that cause he's never seen a direwolf, unlike Roose, who's conveniently dead.
>>69278779
Davos tells her to fuck off and she meekly complies
>>69278748
Oops, wrong picture here >>69278828
guys they fucked up melysandre. dany is fat. the midget isn't funny anymore or have any meaning, random time travel,
i would literally drop this right now , but i'm semi interested in arya line
>>69278748
NOOOOOOOO HELP ME RAEGHAR!!!!!1!!!
>>69278748
One can only imagine.
>>69278748
>LORD VARYS IS A SITH
>>69278778
>implying wolf fur is impossible to dye
>those arya scenes
Wouldn't hitting a girl with a stick in the face break her jaw and checkbones?
>>69278823
did you think howland warged into a hawk and clawed out dayne's eyes before he killed ned or something
>>69278858
Fatman will never finish the books that's why. I actually liked the previous episode, why is the only defense you faggots have is hurrr if you don't like it then why are you watching
>>69278876
I voted 4, can see why someone would go as high as 7, but 8, 9 and 10 is just wrong
>>69278896
because Jon Snow cucked the night's watch
>>69278748
Northern fucking shits...
>>69278872
That is sucha dumb fucking thing to complain about. He was going to die and instead of letting him bleed out and suffer he ends it quickly for him
>>69278838
That was awful. I admit. Whoever decided that should not work in television.
Still stand by my rating.
>>69278862
>missing parts
episode 4 leaks when?
>>69278898
the shot of osha looking at smalljon was pretty telling but it could just be shit direction.
>>69278876
>showfags and redditfags voting it 8/9 out of 10
jesus
fucking /got/ is SHIT
how do we ban those fags?
First for Varys' scene wasn't fucking filler. How dare you.
>>69278769
A different Sparrow would just take his place, they control the Council of the Most Devout, and if they killed him it would cause religious uprisings all across the kingdom.
Also the people sent in to kill him would surely die. And if you just send in regular military soldiers they might have some issues with killing their Pope. They might just refuse to do it.
>>69278893
she just raised fuckface from the dead; she should burn fire and act like a fucking boss again, makes no sense
A reminder that Ser Arthur Dayne was the greatest swordsman to have ever exist
>>69278823
Better than him getting vanquished by a fucking net.
Arthur Dayne was a champion. There is no way they could have beaten him legit.
>>69278896
cuz he's about to fart
>(farts)
The "bad pussy" of S6
>>69278817
>>69278871
Yes you dumb niggers it was supposed to be frog magic.
wait what fucking fart are you guys talking about I don't remember this
>>69278947
Was
>>69278898
I hope to god you're right anon. Only way this piece of shit show can be redeemed now.
>>69278944
First for you're so dumb that you need literally every detail spelled out to you. It was a good scene, but it was filler.
>>69278896
Because he was so happy that he will appear on Game of Thrones and told all of his friends to watch it.
Was this really necessary?
>>69278938
who the fuck is smalljon?
>>69278923
Blame Reddit.
>>69278947
>greatest swordsman to have ever exist
>falls for the oldest trick in the book
>>69278915
yes, but then get put on another face. you think they dont have spares?
Are there actually writers for this show anymore or are they just cobbling together mixtures of fan theories and fan service?
>>69278715
Bloodraven didnt want bran to find out about
lyanna having a magic induced pregnancy resulting in jon snow
R+L=J
R'hllor+Lyanna=Jon snow
![01-The-Eye-of-the-World-outside[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qUknzAf.jpg "01-The-Eye-of-the-World-outside[1].jpg")
>>69278773
Wheel of Time universe > Dark Souls universe > ASOIAF Universe
>>69278976
kek
>reminder that now that we have seen Arthur Dayne in action, it is confirmed that there is a GIGANTIC FUCKING POWER GAP between the two best fighters in the history of Westeros, Arthur and Barristan
>>69278976
People empty their bowels after they die.
/got/ Of the cast, whose fat face do you want to punch the most? Pic related.
Is fartposting going to become a thing
>Sansa is going to steal Jon's thunder
>gonna sit there pretty on a mount while he takes Winterfell
>okay Jon you can fuck off now thanks for retaking the castle for me I'm gonna rule house Stark now
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT SERS ARTHUR DAYNE AND BARRISTAN SELMY, THE UNDISPUTED 1 AND 2 GREATEST FIGHTERS (NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER) EVER TO LIVE BOTH FUCKING SUCKED AND DIED LIKE PUSSIES.
>blind little girl on the streets wearing a rag
How was blind Arya not raped?
Who's gonna win the Cleganebowl?
>>69278976
adds realism. everyone knows your bowels loosen when you die
>>69278976
Like 80% of everything in this episode, not really.
>>69278977
Greatjon's son, Lord of the Umbers if the Greatjon is dead, bannerman to the North
>>69278976
yes
>>69278946
She just spent 10-ish months knowing that she brought the only proper lord to his death.
Have some fucking sympathy.
>>69278939
Do a poll tomorrow and the results will be different. These faggots only come on weekends .
So uh... are the Umbers loyal to the Boltons now? Is this D&D's next target for character assassination?
>>69278773
>>/v/eddit
>>69278933
Dayne was disarmed and dying, he could have spoken a few words for the knight literally everyone fucking agrees was the most honorable and excellent of his generation. Instead he guts him with his own sword, saying nothing.
>>69279006
not me
>>69279005
>implying you've seen Barristan in his prime
>>69278994
I agree but only due to the sheer amount of fdom/bdsm
>>69278748
>no 'this can't be happening'
You disappoint me /tv/
>>69278960
I always thought it was weird how some bookfags thought he warged into him or something like that. Stabbing him in the back right before he kills Ned is typical Grrm and is much more likely than the alternative.
>>69278748
>dualwielding was a mistake
>>69278876
Can someone explain to me WHY they like the episode so much?
Even after everyone saying how there were too many quips?
>farts
>cock jokes
>ME LOL!
>>69278863
what's wrong with ramsay?
>Manlet
>Has a small penis
P O T T E R Y
>>69278994
Drying Paint > Wheel of Time
>>69278939
>just
You're free to go.
>>69278789
Yeah maybe? Could be a le epic trick. Seems like something Dick and Dick would be into.
>>69279030
and who the fuck is greatjon?
>>69278977
t. Reddit showfag
>>69278895
>>69278914
yeah he's so HUGE!!!
Oh wait, he isn't. He's depicted as barely larger than a regular wolf in the show.
That's Shaggydog's head. Time to accept reality.
>>69278992
JON SNOW = JESUS
>>69278898
no reason at all to use the real rickon if this was a ruse
>>69278828
>>69278900
>>69278748
>>69278748
>should have had a shield
>fucking dishonorable Reed shits
>I had all six of them killed man fuck this shit
>my feet hurt
>>69278994
>dark souls
lol end yourself, fucking /v/ermins
>>69279020
who says she wasnt?
>>69279065
Just what?
Are you trying to meme me, Redditor?
>>69278994
> Dark Souls
Wannabe Berserk universe desu
>>69278896
he shit himself and he knows jon can smell it
>>69279056
IT WAS JUST GOOD OKAY YOU'RE JUST MAD
IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE
>>69279005
>they both got stabbed in the back
ayy hermano que no?
>>69279020
It probably is a normal punishment that happens to Faceless men trainees who start regaining their individuality. The residents know this and treat them with respect.
>>69279005
>Barristan
>takes multiple stabs to the back and still manages to kill a few before he goes down
>Dayne
>one stab to the back and he's finished
Is there anyone in the north who won't betray the Starks? They must have been the most hated of all the major houses
>>69279056
It may shock you to find out that the circlejerk here isn't actually representative of what people really think of the show.
d+d>christoper nolan
>>69279085
in this pic they are both less than a year old. now he is 3.
>>69278944
>not knowing the differences between OC
>>69278715
Reminder to all the fake rickon retards; heads SHRINK after you cut them off; that was definitely Summer's head.
Nights King n friends
>Don't kill babies
>Brings people back to life
>Only attacking man for being in thier lands.
>Seems pretty level headed. Also does his allies
>Doesnt seem to kill his family or betray loyal houses
Humanity of Westeros and Cuckos
>Babies being killed
>Brothers killing one another
>Torture
>Murder
>Wars
>Pain
>Suffering
So really. Whose the true evil of GoT. Seems like no matter what NK does he won't match Ramsay level of edgy evil or as dishonorable as most others
jesus christ i thought the mountain comically glaring at jamie was fucking ridiculous and dumb then the fart
>>69278947
I thought Barristan Selmy was?
>>69279018
Selmy was old and not even wearing armor and took out a dozen assailants.
That's not dying like a pussy.
Dayne, not that was pretty shitty.
>>69279036
this meme will get out of hand
>>69279060
>posting the shopped version
>>69279023
Whoever wins, we all lose.
>>69279131
i think this guy is onto something
>>69279133
From my perspective the White Walkers are evil
>>69279118
It was actually a stab to the throat
Gurm's world is so bleak and unhappy all the time. I don't think anyone was ever legitimately happy in Westeros.
Dayne?
>>69279118
>Dayne
>Literally stabbed through the neck and spine
at least the pacing is good
Ceremonial vs. Battle plate.
>>69278898
Implying the show can still have any depth or nuance now. If it isn't a blatantly obvious setup, it isn't going to happen.
Can't keep up 8 million viewers if you confuse them by doing something that isn't completely retarded.
I haven't see the episode yet. Does Ned use Ice during the ToJ?
please link the pastebin with the spoilers
>>69278896
because Jon is friends with Tormund
>>69279127
So they hate how the books are getting butchered.
They hate how the dialogue is irredeemable garbage.
They also hate how the plotlines make no sense, and contradicts previously established plots.
Surely, this episode is 9/10.
Why the fuck is Jon's hair so fucked up. I hope they have an episode where he cuts off his hair.
>>69279060
I want Brine's actress to dominate me
>LOOL LE EPIC DARK SOULS AND VIDEO GAME REFERENCES
Fuck this place
>>69279026
>>69279006
I don't get this connection with bowels. It's a pic of his face.
>>69279152
>farts
>barristan selmy managed to take down a bunch of rag tag rebels while dying
wow impressive
>>69278898
Nah m8. That's the real dire wofl and that's the real Rickon.
You forget that Rickon has always been used as a bargaining chip. He doesn't need to live or die within the show. Totally extraneous.
This show's dialogue has really gone to the dogs.
>>69279190
no but ned never used ice in combat, its too big
>>69279190
No, were you honestly expecting attention to detail?
>>69279056
>Can someone explain to me WHY they like the episode so much?
>ToJ done well, contra spergs sperging over dual-wielding and unimportant dialogue changes
>solid progression in Arya's arc
>good Varys scene
>Olly got rekt
And the rest was just meh because not very interesting. Progress so far is confirming my suspicions that they're basically dropping Dorne like a hot potato, which is fine with me.
>>69279209
Dayne was also fighting ragtag rebels
>>69279184
(farts for 5 episodes)
>>69278860
>>69278899
Really? You'd think she'd stick around to be near Jon. But I'm through expecting coherence from the writers.
>>69279224
4 u
>>69278748
Did I leave the stove on?
Do you think GRRM knows how boring Danny's storyline is?
>>69279188
I always thought it was weird how they gave Jaime's special armor to all the other kingsguards members.
>>69279088
There must always be a Stark in Winterfell. And whatever the rest of the plan may entail, may require the real Rickon instead of a fake who might snitch or not go through with whatever
>>69279232
>solid progression
What progression?
>Olly got rekt
MUH REVENGE PORN
>>69279086
just think about it
makes perfect sense
>>69279144
It was actually the Dragonknight, but he doesn't exist in the show so who the fuck knows
>>69279144
A close second
>all these people think that the Umber's plan to trick Ramsay and that wolf wasn't really shaggydog
I really, really want to believe it too. But if they were gonna lie about the wolf, why bring the real Rickon, especially to a man that is known to be completely fucking mad and worse than his father ever was? How does he plan to keep Rickon alive? What does he plan to do once Ramsay has Rickon?
They are traitors. Its time to accept it.
>>69278898
>using the REAL Rickon as fake bait
Umbers must be retarded.
>>69279188
that's some pretty shitty fucking "plate" armor for both
>>69278715
CIA returns next episode!
>>69279059
gary stu and chtulhu architecture level edginess
>>69279293
>for you
>>69279258
That's the old Kings guard armor
Don't even care that Dayne was dual-wielding he fought like a BOSS
>>69279085
regular wolves are not the size of fucking carts
>>69278976
of course, it's the frame where the faggots at the burlington bar will clap and rejoice
>>69279188
what is that yellow think on the sword handle?
>>69279108
what's so bad about wanting to be Berserk senpai?
>>69278994
Why does Rand look like he's 50?
>>69278947
where does Jaime fall on the rankings?
Wasn't Brandon supposed to be really good too
>>69278823
No time to flesh it out. Don't want to misdirect people of Bran's parentage by showing his Dad's friend being a warg. Have to streamline things when you only have so much time to work with.
>>69279258
Aye
Here's some comic relief
How come season 1 looks WAY better than any other season? Especially season 6?
Look at the armour, for fucking example.
>>69279188
>called the white cloaks
>no white cloaks
>armor is plain steel
>no protection on any limbs
>no protection on the neck (LOL SUCKS 4 U DAYNE)
bravo
Did anyone else think that those Vaes Dothrak CGI horses looked fucking terrible? I mean that was some Stargate SG1 tier shit.
Also, who else here has never given a fuck about the Essos storyline from day one? Essos is dogshit.
is there a more beta character?
>>69279284
Because muh ruse from the books probably. Everyone wants a Manderly too hard.
>>69278830
>he literally killed the boy
Aemon must be proud
>>69279131
How did the Umbers get Bran's Dryerwolf?
>>69279269
>What progression?
She's let go of her old self and regained her sight.
>MUH REVENGE PORN
>IMAGINE ACTUALLY ENJOYING THINGS I MEAN, UGH, OH MY GOD, IMAGINE BEING SO MUCH OF A PLEB AS TO ACTUALLY ENJOY SOMETHING I WOULD LITERALLY DIE
How terribly impressive.
>>69279288
It's just LARP shit in the show.
>>69279288
>hurrr its a fantasy world hurrr but im upset durrr because it doesnt looks like an specific set of armour
>>69279232
>ToJ
Shit choreography, terrible acting, cutting it off for no reason apart from not letting the plot progress
>Arya
She gets beaten up again, answers the same questions the same way and then stops getting beaten up and answers right. Waste of time, yet again.
>Varys
It was a good scene, but totally unnecessary
>Olly got rekt
Ebin revenge
>>69279329
Thats Dawn. They just made it a longsword for whatever reason.
>>69279329
A sun senpai. The sword is named Dawn.
>>69279304
talking about how in the books Jaime has golden set of kingsguard armor that he wears along with his all white one but in the show they gave his golden set to everyone else and himself
>>69279086
>jon snow was an immaculate conception
>*record scratch
>BUT he's actually the BAD GUY!
>Now, it'll take all the girl power of Khaleseei and the Sand Sneks to stop the evil patriarchy once again!
>tune in next time to Game of Thrones, where someone is going to die, Guarenteed!
>>69279276
I want qt fire witches.
>>69279352
Cut him some slack, Joffrey was raping him since he was born.
>>69278992
Well let's be honest. Bran isn't an idiot. If he catches wind of the only true lord being John Snoo then he's going to wreck shit. Ihn his own crippled way.
>>69279352
this faggot could pass for a trap with some hormone replacement pills
>>69278748
WOW, SOMEONE GET THIS BACKSTAB BUILD BANNED OR SOMETHING FUCK
>>69279284
Because DnD need to amp up the tension with le epic murder man possibly killing off another major fucking character. If they used a fake rickon then the viewer wouldnt be filled with suspense since they know its a ruse.
>>69278823
Are you retarded ? Can you see the position of the sun ? It's not the morning anymore.
He obviously used his swords of the afternoon
>>69279266
So it's finally Ramsay's time to die I guess. The 20 good men will probably be halfway to Castle Blacked when it goes down.
The audience needs someone to root for in the north, and a Stark taking back the north would be decent filler for the rest of the season
>>69279352
He so sweet.
>>69278757
>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE TARGARYENS ARE EVIL
IT'S STARK
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>69279348
The actors all demand huge paychecks now and the rest of the budget goes to marketing
>>69279363
>let go of her old self
Except that's literally not how it's suppose to happen.
She fucking wargs to trick the faceless retards she's "no-one". She's actually still very much Arya.
>>69279352
Did you not watch the fat fuck's scene? He's literally taking care of his girlfriend's kid.
When is Bronn coming back? I don't know how many episodes of Jorah's and Daario's adventures I can take.
>>69278994
is Rand supposed to look like Nicolas Cage?
>>69279309
upboated
>>69279284
I don't have a super strong opinion, but I'm leaning towards that's really Rickon and that's really Shaggydog. All I did was point out that the colour of the fur proves nothing since it could have been dyed.
>>69279329
the sun? he's named sword of the morning? hello?
>>69279363
You probably think Olly is a bad person too you fucking retard.
>>69278748
*farts*
satisfaction.
Why are people upset about the Umber betrayal? Stark loyalism means next to nothing at this point and they just learned Jon Snow let a bunch of wildlings through castle black. They might not like Ramsay (as clearly evidenced by the refusal to kneel and whatnot) but they needed help. It was either partner with Winterfell or die.
>>69279352
What a useless fucking scene. Thanks for confirming Tommen is still beta, D&D I already forgot last season ;)
>>69279329
It's the sun, a symbol of House Martell, which House Dayne is a vassal of
>>69279130
meant for
>>69278974
so when ned went into the tower, he found his sister had died giving birth to jon right?
right?
>>69279374
You forgot
>Tyrion's pointless dialogue
>*uno farto*
>my son's father
This episode was a 4/10 unless you frequent Reddit.
>>69279399
He'd be super pretty
>>69278977
>>69279076
http://m.westeros.org/index.php/House_Umber
>huge northmen
>proud descendants of the first men and servants of the old gods
>staunchest allies of the Starks
>boisterous and ruthless fighters
>every single one of them is basically a bad ass
>rule Last Hearth, a castle in the frozen wasteland just south of the wall
>basically wildlings culturally except they have some sort of hereditary monarchy
>hate wildlings for raiding their lands constantly
>cut from the show except for one episode in season 1 and this latest episode
>>69279409
Kill of everything not important for the end game then?
Show's production value is absolutely fucking shit.
Why do they need marketing? Everyone and their mothers watches this show.
It's making more profit than ever.
>>69279329
The sun and it's rays.
To show it's Dawn.
>>69278748
Don't stab me or my son ever again
>>69278755
>mfw Robert looks like a jew
>>69279436
I'm pretty sure more than 4 people stabbed Jon.
>>69279352
he dominated a 34 yr old cougar all night long, he's alpha as fuck
>>69278981
the ol' sneakerton knife
what was the point of arya going blind?
>>69279444
I hope its not, that scream sounded pretty ominous. Hopefully she was being raped by the Night's King.
>>69279340
Yeah good point it was much more important to have farting and dick jokes. Gotta be efficient with your time!
>>69279352
I actually thought he had one of his most alpha moments in the show so far before he was outsmarted by the High Sparrow.
I think the portrayal of Tommen, meaning the writing and acting, as an angsty and confused teenager that doesn't quite know how to direct his emotions is one of the highlights of this season so far (not that that is saying much.)
>>69278779
she didn't fart yet, she'll be back for sure
>>69279471
Yeah but there's only like forty people left in the Watch at this point so they can't kill many more.
>>69279471
yeah, but the two on the right are the only ones people gave a shit about seeing dead.
