I want Azor Azai to leave - edition
Old thread >>69033631
>i've brought a gift for you
p-pls not rickon. who is this asshole?
>>69035661
>“I looked for you on the Trident,” Ned said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Gerold answered.
>“Woe to the Usurper if we had been,” said Ser Oswell.
>“When King's Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were.”
>“Far away,” Ser Gerold said, “or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells.”
>“I came down on Storm's End to lift the siege,” Ned told them, and the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”
>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Arthur Dayne.
>“Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him.”
>“Ser Willem is a good man and true,” said Ser Oswell.
>“But not of the Kingsguard,” Ser Gerold pointed out. “The Kingsguard does not flee.”
>“Then or now,” said Ser Arthur. He donned his helm.
>“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Gerold.
>Ned’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.
>“And now it begins,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
>“No,” Ned said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
Season 1>S2>>>>>S3>>>S4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>S5
So this show has just got progressive worse, right? How?
>>69035661
>BITCH ONLY YOUR BASTARD WILL SURVIVE THIS SHIT
>GET REKT
>parents were brutally murdered in front of him
>joined the night's watch to avenge them and fight to save the 7 kingdoms
>serves with honor and distinction against tremendous odds
>save's the lord commander's life when he was paralyzed with emotion
Give me one (1) good reason why you fuckers hate Olly. He's literally Batman in medieval times.
post nude webms pls
>>69035489
>M-maybe D&D are just being deep!
there's never gonna be "something more" on that show.
what you see is what you get.
When they try to be mysterious and hide something, they do it by having every single person on the cast swearing JON SNOW IS DEAD!!! and putting his face on the poster for S6.
D&D are the showrunners equivalent of a kid with half a pound of chocolate on his face telling his mom he didn't eat the cake.
They're never gonna do anything subtle.
Why don't we have more extravagant armour on the show? Pic related has a good few of unique armours and they are fanmade yet a show that has millions in its budget and the designer form Rome just has leather armour
Hmm.
Are there any book fags here? Could we see her (this actress) get the Rhaegar dick?
Anyone want to predict how Jon's adventures will go this season?
I think it's safe to say he will clash with Ramsay and his army and defeat them. What will he dothen?
Beg the Iron Bank? Go house to house asking for support? March to King's Landing?
Be a fag and just fight the White Walkers?
nth for the dognet
>>69035726
because he backstabbed his lord commander
bruce didn't backstab alfred, did he?
>>69035743
Or when they do its so obvious that the characters they killed are alive.
See Bran and Rickon in season 2
>This show has female heroines
>I dont like girls
>Only men must be important
>I hate that show
>>69035717
They kill off the best characters
So does D&D just hate Jaime and love Cersei?
They're doing everything in their power to make them the opposite of their book selves
>>69035757
Yeah, When he rapes her. Anyone who thinks it was a real romance is wrong, and probably browses Reddit too.
>>69035726
TRAITOR
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GO FUCK WITH YOUR PARENTS IN HELL BITCH
Guys... I'm... I'm excited about Game of Thrones again.
Now that the show can no longer ruin the books, since there is no more books coming out, I can finally enjoy the show again.
Thank fucking God.
>>69035706
>"now it ends" Ned said with sadness
>preview for show version of TOJ
>"now it ends" said like an action movie quip
>>69035745
budget
>>69035717
I'd rather say
S3=S4>S1>S5>S2
>>69035706
>Now it ends
What did he mean by this?
>>69035706
that's supposed to be Ned? wat the fuck, look at taht FUCKING CHIN
>>69035692
That would be a man of house Umber, the house most loyal to the Starks
>>69035805
i want realistic female heroines.
mellisandre is a reallistic female heroine. so were catlyn, cersei, dany, etc....
in real life, women didn't fight. there were no women knighted, and even women assassins were rare.
women held power. but not the same power as men.
>>69035826
GRRM died?
>>69035726
Because he killed ginger waifu
>>69035831
>GOT has millions in its budget
>Some randoms with fuck all money made better costumes with their budget
>>69035817
Why did he do it?
Do you think Bran will give us a flashback to the Tourney at Harrenhal? Will we find out who the Knight of the Laughing Tree is?
>>69035706
Why did young Ned have downs?
>>69035706
what is this and the now it ends meme?
>>69035906
because he was a rich royalty cunt who though he could do as he pleased.
like joffrey.
>>69035876
That would be the manderleys
>>69035661
>tfw LSH is my waifu and I will never see her on television
Life is suffering.
He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing the ability to ruse...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his bastard everything he knew. Then his bastard stabbed him in his heart. Ironic. He could save Boltons with plot armour...but not himself.
>>69035826
glad to see a bookautist accept his fate. join the showpatrician masterrace.
>>69035906
Because he was a cunt, was told that his wife couldn't give him another son and, like the entitled noble Targ shit that he was, decided that it was his due. He probably figured it was his first night right as a Lord over the Baratheons or something. He was wrong and Robert cleansed the realm of his twink fuccboi faggot evil. Long live King Robert.
On a scale of 1-10
How much will the Tower of Joy be butchered and raped by D$D?
>>69035706
what the hell is going on with this dudes eyebrows and forehead
>Jon didn't have blue eyes
RUINED
>>69035876
>implying D&D care about book lore anymore
they are going to deliver rickon, calling it now
>>69035805
The problem isn't that women can't be heroes.
The problem is they don't know how to write female heroes that aren't outright ridiculous.
>Brienne, supposed to be one of the most human characters of the series who witnesses what it means to be a knight and is disillusioned with it
>NO SHE HAS TO BE AN UBER BADASS THAT BEATS EVERYTHING WITH HER SWORD
>Ellaria, the lover of Oberyn Martell. The voice of reason in Dorne trying to make her daughters see the futility in violence and to respect their fathers wish
>MURDER ALL MARTELLS HISSSSSS NO MORE WEAK MEN
That's just embarrassing.
>>69035897
>that fucking recap
>>69035884
this is a show that features dragons, zombies and resurrection
if you want a realistic show go watch something else
>>69035817
>implying rape isnt romantic
PLEB
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>>69035965
I'm going to go easy on them and say only 5/10 ruined.
They've seemed to be doing good this season so far.
>>69035932
fuck you, now I won't be able to not think about memetrooper and Olly
I'm 99% sure the Lady Stoneheart storyline is going to be merged with Jon now that he has been resurrected.
>You know I wouldn't lie about this
>>69035997
It wasn't romantic rape. He chained her up and brutally raped her for months.
>>69035692
theon is the gift
after saving sansa and then leaving her his story line is pretty much over
ramsay captures him and makes an example out of him
>>69035726
Because he killed snowfu.
Don't care if he killed Jon.
Why the fuck hasn't anyone mentioned Theon going to the Iron Islands yet?
Are they planning a large role for him? Will he overthrow Mutton Chops Euron? What will his purpose be?
>>69035897
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>>69036007
what happened to him btw?
sand poosies got him or ramsay's hounds?
>>69035965
>dual wielding
>no oswell whent(seriously, did they just not want to cast another character?)
>tywin dead
>roose dead
that's it. i'm out. only shit-tier actors left. used to be a show about strong leaders commanding armies, now it's about individual character's hardships and memes.
>>69035706
>“No,” Ned said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
>with sadness in his voice
>>69035997
It isn't when it's a Targ fucking shit. She wasn't being raped by a real man, like that you might find in the House Baratheon or in the house of Umber. This was some faglord, with a few Kingsguard ensuring that he could get away with it. Remember, Aerys beat his wife and caused her great harm but the Kingsguard just let it be. They would have supported Rheagar in this. It'd be like being raped by someone from Highgarden.
Who would be in Jon Targs Kingsguard
>>69036026
>Implying she wasn't just playing hard to get
>>69035906
Richfag who was never told no.
Robert finally put that little shit in his place.
>>69036026
More like she willingly went with him.
>>69035975
This. Brienne is one of my favorite POV characters in the books because her whole plotline is about seeing what the citizens think of the war(s) going on, which provides an excellent contrast to all the dealings of the nobles. She's almost like this Don Quixote character who's ostensibly trying to find Sansa and Arya but really spends all her time trying to help out the smallfolk at every turn, going on weird and wacky adventures in the Riverlands that run the gamut from amusing to deeply affecting.
In the show she just borderline stalks Sansa and goes around screaming and hitting people with her sword. I get that they wanted to condense plot to more effectively use screentime, but I can't help but feel that cutting the Brienne arc was a huge mistake because now we have literally zero outfit with which to see the events of the series from the perspective of the common man.
>>69036051
I thought he was killed at the red wedding.
>>69035932
fucking Olly
even his name is that of a stupid dog, fuck him
>>69036047
>Will he overthrow Mutton Chops Euron?
How? He's a shell of a "man" who doesn't want to rule. I think he just wants to die, something that Ramsey had been denying him.
>>69036047
He'll be Lord by the end of it.
He "died" and came back.
Now he has to be harder and stronger or what the fuck was the point of having them parrot it about?
>>69036039
No Theon is going to start stirring shit up in the iron islands
>>69036078
20 good men
>>69035817
So.. will they show it?
Or just "Hey, I has a babby"?
>>69036128
theyve shown rape before so why not
>>69036099
What is Brotherhood Without Banners?
>>69035906
Spoiled 17 y/o cunt who was fawned over his entire life
Leech 3 had some connection issues.
>>69036047
You can't overthrow THE STORM
>>69035897
>quick scene with Lyanna which made a lot of fans probably cream their pants
What did he mean by this?
>>69036164
4chan
>>69035717
It has literally been 5 years. You're just growing older, more cynical, and more jaded with time.
Roose dying was the shittiest part of the episode.
>has psycho son
>the thing he cares most about is being legitimized
>taunt the boy constantly
>call him a mad dog
>btw I have a new son now
>oh shit he killed me
Is he retarded?
>>69035906
they actually loved each other, Lyanna and Rhaegar, they fled together, he didn't kidnap her
>>69035953
under fucking rated
>>69035817
Lyanna raped him.
Rhaegar was a beta faggot.
>>69036092
I don't think he cared what she was doing. He wanted to rape her, torture her, and kill her and that was that.
No good Targ.
>>69035897
woot!
>>69036185
His main experiance of fans is from /tv/
>>69036102
wasnt shown on screen. he went off to bone roslyn and never seen again.
probably sailing the ole s.s. abandoned plotlines
is jon going to execute that little potato boy shit?
>>69035717
Kike & Kike are hacks.
>>69036203
source?
So why didn't they just introduce Euron last season to be our "human villain" in the wake of Tywin's death instead of trying to build up Ramsay into that role?
Because Euron literally BTFO Ramsay in terms of potential as a solid villain in a single scene, even with the weird dialogue.
>>69036179
He got Sheeved
>>69036200
Yeah that was so fucking retarded. Immediately I was like "For fuck's sake, Roose is dead at some point. And his new kid, too." I just wasn't expecting the death blow right then and there.
>>69036203
ssshhh, don't try to inject facts into this conversation. It might upset the Robert Dickriders.
Melisandre TRULY is the greatest waifu
>>69035965
I just don't see them not butchering the lyanna scene
>'Promise me Ned!'
>'He's a targaryen, Robert will have him killed!'
>'No sister, he's a Stark'
>'But..his father...Rhaegar...'
>No...I am his father'
It's gonna be great
>>69036179
Euron is a big guy
>>69036239
I'm the storm!
>>69035661
>spend your whole life berating and ignoring your husband's bastard child
>that child is literally the saviour of westeros
She's better off dead
>>69035757
Nah. The raping happens when she's older.
Besides, that girl is too young to legally bare her tits on television.
That girl was likely only used for that one scene. Never to be seen again.
>>69036203
Why would she love him? They never met each other prior to the tourney.
>>69036229
it's obvious if you read the books, Lyanna saw that Robert was a "player" who wouldn't want a serious relationship, and fled with the romantic prince Rhaegar
>>69036245
When I saw that Ramsay had a dagger on the back of his tunic, it was clear that Roose was getting goosed.
They kept showing that damn dagger.
>>69035717
S1 > S3 > S4 > S2 >>>>>>>> S5
>Kill Roose
>Ramsey tells all the Northerners he was poisoned
>Tell them his father made a mistake, participating in the Red Wedding
>He will be a better Warden of the North
>United
Will it work?
>>69036280
>I'm CIA
>>69036259
>he...is the...prince....that is....promised
WHAT THE FUCK
IS THE POINT OF ARYA ANYMORE
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU YOU BLIND LITTLE WATER DANCING SHIT
NOBODY
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>>69036289
He didn't "abduct" her until 1 year after the tourney
Guys, does anybody know what happened to mai waifu? I haven't seen her in a few episodes.
How do you go from this...
>>69036289
Why would he love her?
Love at first sight, duh
So where are the Euron=Daario fags now?
Where can I watch the second episode? I don't have HBO.
>>69036299
Pure fairy tale. Can't wait for next week. Noticed they made Arthur look like a massive cunt.
>>69035794
>having to wait a few days after an episode for a second video to get Preston's actual views
I dun like it
>>69036318
>and... his... is... the... song.... of... ice... and... fire
>dies like Talisa
Wait, people actually believe that Lyanna and Rhaegar wasn't consensual?
I thought it was made obvious through the subtext in the books even in like the very first few chapters, where Robert was prattling on about how wonderful Lyanna was and how much she loved him and how dare Rhaegar steal her away and all the while Ned is basically just sitting there attempting to keep his mouth shut.
GRRM constantly establishes Robert as a boor and Rhaegar as this upstanding guy at every turn.
>>69036026
Nice source
>>69036342
...to THIS?
>>69036326
she tires become a woman without a face retard
>>69036336
>"I want to speak to her"
>"No"
>"Oh, ok"
Cersei, pls teach this boy how to stand up for himself.
>>69036345
Yeah, with a man I can get, you see a qt grill your dick speaks for itself.
>>69036333
The time between the tourney(where he gave her the roses instead of Elia) and the "kidnapping" is unspecified
>>69036026
Go on...
>>69036299
>Sees Robert as a player
>Flees with a married man
Nice try, Reddit. Keep your meme theories out of here. Rhaegar was a spoiled brat, got what he wanted and died for it.
>>69036336
and i wanna see the twink
Brilliant timing
>Joffrey main human villain for Season 1, 2, 3
>Ramsay introduced in Season 3
>Ramsay main human villain for Season 4, 5, 6
>Euron introduced in Season 6
>Euron main human villain for Season 7, 8
>>69036360
What a big guy!
>>69036360
Was this the dumbest thing that's happened since sneks?
>>69036360
what are those things dropping from the wall?
>>69036179
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD!
Can someone post a decent streaming site to watch the 2nd episode?
>>69036371
Robert's just a cuck anyway, all the whores in the world will never take away the fact he's a double cuck
>>69035845
>S2
>Last
How?
>>69036365
how can a person be a song?
>>69035791
Good question. I can't think of any other answer but continuing to command the wall. Some new plot device will have to present itself to get him to do any different, I think.
>>69036399
>and i wanna see the twink
o hai babby!
>>69036396
not just a player, a drunkard
>>69036382
her vagina spoke for her
>>69036383
Regardless, the could've theoretically had time to meet eachother inbetween
>>69035692
pss pss....it's Jeyne Poole
>>69036411
No, it was making Ramsay into literally Hitler.
Like we know he's a bad guy. We get it.
But no, waste more time of him doing evil things for the sake of "being the edgiest show on TV".
Way to go Ban and Dabid
>>69036365
>Ned picks up the baby
>'One day, I'll tell you all about your mother, Jon'
>>69036376
>>69036342
by having all your Greyjoy characters being fair haired
I don't really care, Euron as described in the books was probably cool at the time of release but just looks edgy these days
>>69036470
>Moving the goalposts
Plus Lyanna was a stronk womyn, why would she want a prancing girly boy like Rhaegar?
>>69035897
>In the prestonverse is chad Azor Ahai?
So /got/ how will they "Your sister" the "promise me, Ned"?
>>69035897
>crying because based D&D BTFO your retarded Dornish masterplan theory
>>69036479
That reminds me we didn't get a dog rape. Shame.
>>69036447
upvote
Will they show Rickon and Osha this season?
>>69036502
So he can be the bottom, obvious
>>69035706
Please tell me that's not supposed to be Ned Stark. There is no way this ugly fuck grows up to look anything like the sexy daddy that was Ned. Pube faced motherfucker.
> Dany isn't given any scenes
> Episode quality dramatically increases
wew D&D
Ramsey killing Roose was terribly executed.
> Roose makes the effort to make Ramsey a Great Bastard/Legitimized.
> Roose falls in love with his humble wife, has a son and repeatedly states Ramsey's claim is stronger so pls don't spaz the fuck out
> Murders his father, stepmother and brother in ruthless cold blood without the merest hint of sadness/fear/regret.
> "I like being a single child :^)"
>>69035890
;_;
>>69036502
she fell for his dick and stayed in her place as a woman, kept in a tower for almost one year or something
>>69036509
>"Promise to take my baby Jon Snow™ and raise him as your own, my brother Ned!"
>>69036326
Even my younger sister who zealously loved Arya scenes in previous series said to me that she thinks her story is utterly pointless
>>69036399
Look behind you, Your Grace.
>>69036509
>Make him your son, Ned, so that Robert, who hates all Tagaryens, doesn't kill him
>Do it Ned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPlSafazC7E
Based leakbro
>>69036509
HOL UP
*smacks lips*
>>69035920
middle banner looks like House Godzilla
>>69036393
Well I'm not sure what details you want. Targs are fucking insane bro. They mixed their blood with dragon's blood to start their Valyrian race and it drives them all crazy eventually. Normies are just tone deaf and don't understand that Aerys, Rhaegar, Viserys, and Dany are all hoppin' mad because it doesn't fit their tumblr fantasies.
>>69035897
>tfw you will never see based Imp and his sellsword together again
Literally only liked Tyrion when he was with that fucker, he's so unlikable and meme-y this season
WHY DOES EVERYONE WEAR LEATHER
Jaime, Brienne and ONLY OCCASIONALLY Jorah are the only people to wear any kind of actual steel
d&d love rogues and DEXfags too much
>>69035726
because he betrayed Jon
it was justified that he killed Ygritte...
He betrayed Jon and the killed the Lord Commander aka Jon
>>69035897
Has Preston literally lost his mind? Not even meme-ing it's like these videos are watching a man break down
>>69036536
>>69036554
Alright lads, if her rape by Rheagar was consensual then why didn't Rhaegar bother to inform the Starks? Was he content to murder Lyanna's family? Doesn't seem like something someone would do to their beloved waifu.
>>69036608
"Hey Varys."
"Yes?"
"U HAV NO COCK XDDD"
>>69036584
Oh, sorry Bran-kun. You were so hard I thought you were the Iron Throne.
>>69036593
>dat Super Pochaco figure
>>69036411
Well its not the worst, at least it made sense.
> He is sworn to never rest until all your enemies are dead.
> Take it literally
> Drunkard talks shit, an enemy
> Dead
>>69036026
sounds pretty romantic to me. Did he watch her pee and poo too?
Where the dragons left to fly wherever they fucking want?
>>69036490
You know what, thats probably not as bad as D&D's version will be
>>69036540
I am so fucking exhausted of both Ramsay and the Sneks. The only good "totally unhinged psycho" character in the show was Joffrey, and that was because he played up the tired-but-admittedly-enjoyable-to-watch petulant spoiled Caligula-esque child king schtick. It's interesting to watch nutjobs in positions of real power and to see everyone else kowtow to their inane wishes.
But watching crazy people gets really boring if you do it too much, and Joffrey was starting to wear thin at the end of S3, making his death perfectly timed. Ramsay and the Sand Snakes have waaaaayyyy overstayed their welcome (the latter after only 11 episodes), and I can't help but feel every second of screentime spent on them is a second wasted.
>>69035706
>pulls out dual swords
Could someone PLEASE post a source for me to watch the newest episode that isn't HBO.
>>69036371
what if
Robert and Rhaegar are BOTH shits
>>69036663
Probably.
>>69036606
They're crazy because they're fucking inbred.
>>69036360
So basically don't talk SHIT about his waifu OKAY!?
>>69036621
At least there's no nippon steel.
>>69036164
Completely forgotten about in favor of bad poosie
>>69036593
>Leakbro is a surgeon
wow, thought he'd be a NEET
>Obama leak joke
kek
>>69035965
>Dual-wielding Dayne
>no Whent
>"Now it ends!"
It's already ruined.
>>69036223
>>69036185
heh
if the guy browses /got/ like some people seem to believe there's no way he didn't consider what it'd sound like
>>69035953
>where can I learn this power
>not from a Sparrow
Reminder that Bran will be going south in the next few eps, either after Bran sees a vision of the wall collapsing or Bloodraven dies for whatever reason.
During their travel they will get attacked and the man in the trailer will save themThis man is Benjen
>>69036685
There isn't a single person that had a bad thing to say about Rhaegar. Even Ned had respect for him.
>>69036647
I mean, it was a rather quick thing, Brandon yelled for Rhaegar to "come and die" outside of the Red Keep, and was imprisoned, then him and Rickard, as well as many other nobles, executed without a fair trial, all while Rhaegar was probably in Dorne with her, by that time the war couldn't been avoided
>>69036685
>literally get BTFO
Rhaegar was a complete shitter. Robert was just shit.
>>69036621
Why does no one use shields? They obviously exist because I've seen them wear them on their back but never in their hands, the last time I can remember was Brienne at Renlybowl
>>69036647
Because she was already promised to Robert, how was Rhaegar meant to know Brandon was clinically retarded?
>>69036707
>Whent
who
>>69036684
I torrent, i dont know any good streaming sites
>>69036727
He rode North to fight Eddard Stark who was with Robert. He could have gotten the message across.
>>69036252
>Melisandre TRULY is the greatest waifu
well she's old enough to be a great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother, so I guess she's pretty great yeah.
Who /thesmilerandtheslayer/ here?
>>69036677
Ramsay was definitely the worst part of this episode.
But that's only because the Sneks weren't in it.
D&D has serious issue with their villains.
Like, they leave absolutely zero room for any chance of not being 100% evil.
If we're not supposed to like someone, D&D literally have them rape kids or feed babies to dogs.
Allister Thorne is probably going to say he jacked off in the soup or something right before Jon kills him
Yeah but guys, does anybody know what happened to my chicken tendies?
>>69036621
Steel is expensive.
>>69036750
Im on my phone at an airport, missed the newest episode. Just want to be caught up.
>>69036774
>Tfw no smiling knight appearance
fuck d&d
>>69036787
Stannis stayed relatively morally grey
>>69036684
google watchseries.
The quality is shit though
>>69036102
Jason Mamoa is a beautiful man.
No homo.
HOW ARE IRONBORN ADVANCED ENOUGH TO BUILD THESE TOWERFORTS ON FUCKING CLIFFS IN MIDDLE OF A SEA BUT CAN'T EVEN BUILD A CORRIDOR BETWEEN THE FORTS OR EVEN A STABLE FUCKING BRIDGE?
I MEAN IT'S ACCURATE TO THE BOOKS BUT I JUST NOW REALIZED HOW LITTLE SENSE IT MAKES THAT A KING HAS TO WALK OVER SOME DEATHTRAP DAILY
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>69036060
He doesn't even need to say anything, just stick a shitty bat on his helmet and we bookfags will be satisfied
>>69036820
>have to kill Stannis
>have him burn his fucking daughter alive
They do that every time
Is anybody else happy that they toned it down with the gratuitous raping? The show was getting really hard to watch without a trigger warning.
>>69036721
CONFIRMED
>>69036621
A lot of people have funding problems in Westeros apparently.
Only the best knights are issued steel.
>>69036733
It's not Brandon's fault the King decided to ignore his vassal's rights. That should have set off everyone, not just the Starks. If the King doesn't honour the feudal codes then he's pretty much fucked.
>>69036833
ANON THE BOOKS ARE PERFECT THE SHOW SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69035745
Kings landing kings guard have some cool armor
>>69035706
Is that Neil Patrick Harris?
>>69036761
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Robert's_Rebellion
Rhaegar was missing for the first half of the war or so
I thought Euron was Ewen McGregor at first :(
Danny will ride along with her two husbands (Stone-Jorah and Daario) her Dragons from the Essos and conquer Westeros, just like Aegon did centuries ago.
>>69036829
C-list Dwayne Johnson desu.
Everytime I see someone saying this show is still good I actually start to have the beginnings of a panic attack, It stresses me out so much that people are accepting of this quality of work when it could be so much better, i'm even starting to hyperventilate a little reading this thread.
>>69036789
Here are your tendies my love. Just promise me you will always be mine.
>>69035966
must be related to emilia clark
>>69036833
The Ironborn are spastic, this is obvious, it's probably intentionally shitty so they might die because they think that's cool. It's like a whole race of edgy 14 year olds
>>69036867
>I want to kill the heir to the throne
>I am going to say this at the Red Keep
>Where the insane fuck king who doesn't bathe and killed the midwives over a miscarriage lives
>AHHHH HELP ME DAD
Brandon was a fuckwit, should have asked nicely
STANNIS IS ALIVE ON THE SHOW, HERE IS HOW I KNOW.
In the scene where Asha talks to Balon about Deepwood Motte she says the Ironborn died fighting 'a man'. In the books it is actually Stannis who liberates Deepwood Motte, and the Glovers bend the knee to the one true king. Why is the show so mysterious with its mention of 'a man' saving Deepwood Motte unless that 'man' is actually a Mannis?!
>>69036907
That'd have been based
>>69036833
Perhaps they didn't build them. Lots of the people who occupy these fancy castles were built by men who are no longer apart of this world. Like the Red Keep. The whole Doom of Valyria is like Rome and Atlantis tied into one and their collective knowledge being lost. Stannis didn't build Dragonstone, the Targaryens did many hundreds (or thousands) of years ago when Valyria was still a thing. I know the books made a point of this but I thought the show did too.
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>>69036914
he's in walder freys dungeon, walder says it right after the red wedding
fucking bookfags
>>69036931
This show is honestly not that bad.
ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS, AEGON THE SIXTH OF HIS NAME OF HOUSE TARGARYEN!
>>69036833
Exactly the same thing I thought.
Massiv stone structures, connected by a measly rope bridge thats completely exposed to the elements and wouldve had to carry the weight of countless armored men throughout the years. It was fucking retarded.
>>69036947
yissssssssssss. Got them tendies.
>>69036593
seems like a total bro
>>69036509
>Swear it Ned!
>Swear it on the Mother!
>>69036913
Jorah is going to Westeros.
He's replacing JonCon as Patient Zero for the new plague
Calling it now, the Children and Bloodraven work for the White Walkers.
Bloodraven was getting too old so they needed a replacement for him. Bloodraven and the Children however now secretly plan to train Bran and then send him away and go down in a last stand against the Walkers.
The wights attacking bran and their magic not working in the cave was all a ruse by the Walkers to make Bran think they're enemies.
DAILY REMINDER BENJEN RETURNS FUCKING 100% CONFIRMED
>>69036953
0/10
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>>69036852
before that he murder his brother and burned members of his family and supporters because they didnt convert to his religion like a jihadist
how is he morale?
>>69036833
Ironborn found their castles and towers and shit, didn't they? It's not surprising they have absolutely 0 clue how to connect what were previously seperate castles
Theon does also comment in Clash about how retarded the rope bridges are, so it's likely that Ironborn just don't give a toss and are not sensible people.
>>69036905
He still rode North and met Eddard and Robert at the trident. He could have at-least gotten the "I didn't rape her, I swear" message across. Ned isn't a liar, but Bran thinks Rheagar raped Lyanna so Ned probably told him that. It's not like he'd have to lie, killing his dad and his brother was reason enough to go to war.
>>69036931
I like the show anon
>>69035706
>>[insert generic quip] said Ser Arthur Bayne, the Sword of the Evening. He unsheathed both his swords Morning and Night each in one hand. The blades were dark as an night, alive with light.
>>69036953
Isnt that supposed to be read like "they died to a man" as in they all died
On a second thought, fuck it Im a believer
>>69035953
LMFAO
>>69037019
because he lives in a cruel world, his motivations for doing much of these things are justifiable in that world.
>>69037022
No they only found the chair and the bones, hell Pyke is pretty recent in terms of ASOIAF castles
>Asshai, Dany thought. She would have me go to Asshai. “Will the Asshai’i give me an army?”
she demanded. “Will there be gold for me in Asshai? Will there be ships? What is there in
Asshai that I will not find in Qarth?”
>“Truth,” said the woman in the mask.
In book or show, will we ever see dragontits go to asshai?
>>69036581
top kek
>>69036829
He's a big guy.
