>>69031727
WE ARE NOT MEN WINSLOL
first for myranda's corpse
>D&D - WE DO NOT CARE
>/TV/ - ???
what's our motto, m'bros?
>>69033631
first for 20 good men
>>69033631
>mfw plebs still think Euron and Daario are two separate characters
Nth for dany swallows
Why was Ep1 so average and Ep2 so fucking great?
I had chills during the entire first 15 minutes.
>>69033692
>Nth for dany swallows
all the food
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10114170
http://www.strawpoll.me/10114170
http://www.strawpoll.me/10114170
http://www.strawpoll.me/10114170
What's your house anon?
The show has no drama, intrigue, class, humour or charisma.
Everything is disjointed, every scene fails to deliver anything meaningful or interesting.
I fucking hate normies who LOVE the show.
Why'd the old thread get deleted?
>>69033719
Season 5 cuter and better for TV audience
Season 6 book accurate
>>69033678
the coal burner has cute feet
I just hope the Trollocs don't look too fake
Nude scene when?
>>69033714
The calories unburned
>>69033719
Ayy is better, but I fully expect the cunnyfag pedos here to vote for the child.
>>69033714
The breaker of chairs
Remember that amazing feeling of excitement and hunger for more when you finished Season 1 /tv/?
How did it turn so shit?
nth for maisie
>>69033691
You just can't let it go can you?
>>69033740
House Nigger
We wuz kangz!
>>69033756
NEVER, BECAUSE HE DON'T HAVE A COCK HAHAHAHAHA DABID, THIS IS TOO FUNNY
>>69033755
>A Wheel of Time
what the fuck is it? looks like some literal GoT rip-off
>>69033740
House UKIP
Fuck off we're full.
>>69033778
Original Scenes - Do Not Steal
Why would Davos ask Melissandre to resurect Jon? Why did he care for Jon so deeply? Didn't he loathe Melissandre's magic?
Of all the ways they could have built up Jon's revival this felt super rushed and rather pointless. How does resurrecting Jon help anybody exactly?
FOR HOUSE BLACKWOOD
>>69033816
>Not Summer Isles
>>69033740
>I'll let everyone know how unfunny I am.
>>69033778
I actually dropped the show for a couple of years after S1
I had read the books before it and it just didnt impress me, I came back when the show started to have new stuff
>>69033602
Its not an assumption its said by the ghost of high heart.
>The old gods stir and will not let me sleep. I dreamt I saw a shadow with a burning heartbutchering a golden stag, aye. I dreamt of a man without a face, waiting on a bridge that swayed and swung. On his shoulder perched a drowned crow with seaweed hanging from its wings. I dreamt of a roaring river and awoman that was a fish. Dead she drifted, with red tears on her cheeks, but when her eyes did open, oh, I woke from terror. All this I dreamt, and more.
Stannis shadow killing Renly, Euron having a faceless man kill Balon, and Lady Stoneheart. All confirmed.
Didn't get to watch live with /tv/, do we all agree Ep2 was actually good and 1000x better than Ep1?
what did you think of episode 2 of season 6 guys respond quickly i need to pee
so funny
Quick! post the best and worst storylines of each season!
Best
s1. Ned
s2. Theon
s3. Arya
s4. Tyrion
s5. Jon
Worst
s1. Jon maybe?s1 was really good
s2. Dany
s3. Theon
s4. Dany
s5. Dorne
>>69033714
So Euron Daario is wrong
What were her last thoughts?
>>69033778
>Ned Stark was great
>Robert Baratheon was sympathetic but believable
>Jaime was great.
>The narrative was interesting.
I fucking lived Season 1
Just finished the second ep.
What's the consensus on /tv/ anyway? For me it was a big improvement over the premiere.
>>69033862
Contrarian bookfags hated it.
Normie wikifags like myself enjoyed it and thought it was better than episode 1, in fact maybe one of the better episodes of the show overall.
>>69033891
>Shouldn't have saved that last slice of cake for later.
>>69033831
D&D don't understand the characters and are willing to let this basically be a Medieval soap opera.
Davos being chummy with Melisandre right after she led Stannis to his death and personally lit Shireen on fire is one of the most absurd things this show has even asked me to believe.
So what are the rules of the meme magic?
Can we dig up Ned?
>Balon, Theon, Yara and Aeron all look like Ethiopians starving to death
>Euron is chubby
BRAVO DND
can we get predictions on what's going to happen to sansa and crew
>>69033819
>Wheel of Time
>A GOT rip-off
>>69033891
>I always wanted to fuck a dog
>>69033904
Why do you have to compare it to its predecessor? In a vacuum, it was trash.
>Davos suddenly loves Jon for some reason
>suddenly fine with blood magic
what happened?
Dornish leakbro is a qt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPlSafazC7E
>>69033891
"could do with a hot dog right now"
>>69033926
Body has to be intact probably.
>>69033904
GoT is shit nowadays, only S1 was great. But ep2 is less shit than ep1.
>>69033870
lmao it's like when Hulk smashed that bitch Loki into the ground
>>69033891
>This is bullshit, I wanted to eat him later
>>69033819
showplebs everyone
>>69033891
>In the end it truly was... A Song of Ice and Fire...
>>69033778
Don't remind me pham. Simple, beautiful scenes with so much effort put into them like Robert arriving to Winterfell are long gone. This show has transformed into a shell of the original material.
>>69033872
WEW LAD
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L
A
D
I don't think Mellisandre revived Jon, I just can't. Everyone will think she's responsible, but I highly suspect that Bran and Bloodraven have something to do with it, via Ghost.
>showfags will never learn
Threadly reminder that Stannis may yet live.
Someone back me up on this. Lie to me if you must.
>>69033891
>and who...
>are you....
>>69033907
You have bad taste.
>>69033947
xD
>My son...Trystane.
>I am the Trystane.
Can someone explain this exchange to me?
>>69033831
>How does resurrecting Jon help anybody exactly
Because he's the Prince That Was Promised.
>>69033933
if youre thinking GoT isnt literally the only reason anyone is considering making a WoT adaptation for tv you're wrong
>>69033862
it was pretty fucking good, crazy how good the show can be with no dany or sneks
>>69033819
The baitiest of baits to have been baited out for bait
Remember when Jaime stopped being a douche and then became a douche again?
>>69033891
Kids in afrika could haven eaten that child
>>69033891
ramsay's though:
>the dogs will be extremelly well fed tonight.
>kit is barely a middle tier actor
>Jon's character is boring, though the wall, the nw and the wildlings are okay
>resurrected
Why.jpg
>>69033972
The Others revived him as a sentient zombie under their influence.
Le epic tweest.
How many times will funny witty midget say the word cock in episode 3?
so is tyrion just sucking targaryen bad pussy?
>>69033778
D&D got high on their own shit and started to believe their writing was better than the source material. So instead of sticking to the source but adding in small details here and there they just started making shit up.
>>69033927
he was in essos, on his onw.
>I am the Lord Bolton now!
I mean, it's not as bad as Dexter season 8, right?
>>69033992
wow it really feels like leddit in here XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtClrV8abKM
end my fucking life
Give me a recap of the first two episodes, i am without a computer for a week
>>69033796
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>69034009
>pretty fucking good
Are you for real? So this is why everyone hates /got/. Tourists and summerfriends.
>>69033861
>1000x better than Ep1?
hardly an achievement
>>69034032
peengun on got when?
>>69034077
upboated xDDDD
>tfw the only thing I'm looking forward in this show now is watching based Kit fuck everyone up as the season goes on
I want to see the bastard leading an army and fighting. I wonder how he will compare to Robb?
at this pace we will wrap this baby up by season 8? right lads? I mean its all coming to an end
>Azor Jon's resurrection
>literally come to save humanity from the white walkers, literally the most important scene yet
>que le spooky devil music
Can they do ANYTHING right?
>>69034070
Someone make this pic
>>69034081
C O C K
>>69034082
On which planet ? Uglynia IV ?
>>69034084
speak for yourself /v/tard
>>69033870
honestly turned him into my favourite character.
>>69033945
That fire priest was literally cut into half though.
Why the fuck did it become so shitty?
DnD were also the showrunner for the first season, I don't understand.
REMEMBER THAT STANNIS IS FUCKING DEAD
E E
A A
DEAD
>>69034101
dafuq she wearing?
>>69034118
You complete me
>>69033915
10/10
>tfw Olly's execution next episode
>>69034113
get you mad
>>69034141
she is doing an impression of professor x from x-men
Why isn't anyone talking about this 10/10 casting?
How does it feel knowing that Sansa is carrying a little baby Bolton?
>>69034132
they likely had more oversight from HBO and there was less OC.
Jon's revival scene sucked shit
they should have put him on the pyre, the flames refusing to even touch him and then him waking up
Olly shit would have exploded his own eyeballs at the impression
So Jon doesn't have to be a night's watch member anymore, does he? If he died, he fulfilled his oath to serve until death. Now that he's alive again he can become a King. Which he will since he is Rhaegar's only living son (per the t.v. show since Griff and Connington will not exist)
>tfw Lyanna smells like paki in the show
>>69034174
what happened to daenerys?
>>69033976
I think it is very plausible, It seems like the are hack-slashing as a crazy rate that is going to require either more rezing (happened twice already, might happen a third time) or some fake outs. He is one of few people who died off camera.
>>69034174
Looks the part but he doesn't sound like Aeron to me desu
>>69034132
First season was almost word for word from the first book.
This season is entirely original.
Draw your own conclusions.
>>69033872
How the fuck does she manage to get that fat while still maintaining low fat levels around the face!?
i cant wait to see Victarion ! Right, lads ?!
>>69034132
The first season would've taken years of planning to get greenlighted into being made. Then it also had to be really good and appealing for them to get renewed for a second season.
Now that this show will get renewed ad infinitum because of the mass, inherent appeal, there is no quality quota.
We are in a world of shit. Save us GURM
I don't want to watch GoT anymore, but I like to stay up to date on D&D's masterful writing.
Can someone fill me in on the last episode?
>>69034141
Why is Branflakes so not QT?
>>69034190
TARGARYENS ARE NOT IMMUNE TO FIRE
how will olly react to seeing azor jon?
What the fuck is a Kingsmoot?
>>69033680
big guy for you
just when I thought the acting couldn't get any worse
>>69034201
Was Dillane filming the tunnel sabotage at the same time as GoT filming?
>>69034174
>danyarrivesinwesteros.png
>>69034174
the S2(?) ironborn priest would've been a good Damphair too.
-
I didn't like his lines. Like oh Balon's death, here's come the kingsmoot! Are we to believe that all Ironborns kings come from the kingsmoot on the show?
>This is the target audience for GoT.
https://youtu.be/QQIzcJwiLEY
Everything makes sense now.
>>69034174
is he even Aeron? they made no attempt to even introduce him as a character
>>69034160
>Olly
>execution
>implying he won't get redeemed thinking Jon is a god and worship the ground he walks in
>>69034236
a vote for ironborn king
>tfw no Beric and Thoros
>>69034195
>tfw Lyanna is a paki in the show
Well done D&D
>>69034048
Tyrion was one of the best characters during the first 4 seasons but ever since he offed his dad and left Westeros he's been fucking unbearable to watch.
It's pretty weird how fucking serene and happy his character is at the moment too. In the books they at least make a point of showing that he's seriously traumatized and haunted by killing Tywin and Shae. In the show thqmatvwhole event is hardly ever mentioned. Gotta leave room for Tyrion and Varys to have their 'witty' banter while they saunter around like old ladies
am I the only one who thinks this show is only getting better!? i mean less boring bla bla bla talks and gay "politocs" and more quips and action, hells yeah!! isn't this what we love the most laddies?
>>69033872
That's fucking disgusting. Looks like she is cut in half thanks to that fat fold.
>>69033875
That actor actually looks more like how I imagined Euron desu
>>69034232
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT YOU FUCK
SOMEBODY SKEWER OLLY AND ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN
>>69032917
>Roose Bolton, a man described as inhuman, without emotion, totally in control, unpredictable, unreadable, and somehow clairvoyant
>stabbed by his son who is deathly afraid of him and wants nothing more than to prove himself to daddy
Show Ramsey is a moustache twirling villian through and through. They're trying to make another Joffrey and have decided that Ramsey is there and ready to take that spot, that's all there is to it.
In the books Roose is the massive threat to the North and everyone who isn't fucking blind knows it. There's a reason people think he's a fucking immortal vampire and there's a reason why this line exists
>Roose has no feelings, you see. Those leeches that he loves so well sucked all the passions out of him years ago. He does not love, he does not hate, he does not grieve. This is a game to him, mildly diverting. Some men hunt, some hawk, some tumble dice. Roose plays with men. You and me, these Freys, Lord Manderly, his plump new wife, even his bastard, we are but his playthings.
>>69034225
jon is alive
stannis is alive
ramsay is the king of the north
hodor is going to do a nude scene soon
>>69034228
Bad wig. Babby branflakes is most QT.
>>69034225
Ramsay killed Roose, fat walda and the baby
Euron killed Balon
Jon is alive again
>>69034210
>This season is entirely original.
bookcucks assblasted lmao
>>69034268
better let those refugees in, they're starks!
>>69034268
she's an absolute qt
>>69034291
>stannis is alive
source?
>>69034268
if that's her i can get the fuss.
i'd go to war over her.
>>69034256
>your average pleb is the target audience for GoT
No shit retard, been that way since season 3 when it truly entered the mainstream and became "hip"
>>69033875
Victarion
>>69034232
Except for all the times that they were until GRRM started backpedalling.
>>69034174
Wille Nelson FTW
>>69033871
Best
s1. Ned
s2. Theon
s3. Jaime
s4. They were all pretty mediocre desu
s5. Jon, I guess, mainly because of the cool action sequence
Worst
s1. Bran, still okay though, it's just that not much happens
s2. Dany, christ that was horrible
s3. Theon, there was no story there, just a poor fuck getting tortured every episode
s4. Yara, if you can call it a storyline
s5. Jaime and the Dornish, I don't think that anything will beat that shit
>>69034317
Pretty much
Is the Sand Snek plot thread going any where?
Cast Henry Rollins.
reddit pls go
>>69033875
No shit
I hope you werent retarted enough to believe that
I don't know if it's because I am fat or not, but after a few days of farting and no showering, my asscheeks get covered in a layer of grease and poop flakes. I want Dany to do that and sit on my face.
>tfw Preston won't talk about the erternal maester
>>69033719
wow original leaf was winning at first then suddenly new leaf is 10 votes ahead (in something that no one really cares enough to proxyvote)?
cunnoisseurs are fastest on the votes, but not enough.
>>69033998
But that's the point, nobody in the show knows that, not even Melissandre. I expected that she would understand something about Jon's true nature that would bring his resurrection. I thought it would come much later in this season
>>69034366
hopefully out of my memory.
Ex-US Navy here.
It annoys me greatly that literally all of Dany's ships were burned. There's literally no precedence for an entire fleet being wiped out. Heavily casualties? Sure, but complete annihilation outside of a handful of ships is unheard of. Even at the Battle of Midway, with hundreds of warplanes and dozens of warships, we only sunk 4 carriers and a cruiser.
>>69034378
Damn, that's new
>>69034312
THE NORTH FOR NORTHERNERS
BUILD A WALL
>>69034397
is that mosley?
>>69034378
Oh fuck off, bigot.
>>69034438
lol
>>69034397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCj4TtnmNW4
>>69034270
>Tyrion...best...first 4 seasons
Tyrion has his ups and downs throughout the first four seasons but his character suffers hugely because D&D wanted him to likeable to the point of him being the only person in the show who is constantly a good guy, just like Varys for some odd reason.
Book Tyrion is an ass who torments Cersei whenever he gets the chance and attempts to have a man murdered and then turned into pie which he later intended to feed to the people of King's landing, and no this wasn't witty sarcasm or him just acting off, this is the kind of shit Tyrion ALWAYS did in the books. He had fucking people killed for him multiple times in King's Landing but none of that ever makes it into the show.
>>69034438
but they're made of wood
>>69034378
Is that the dragon tranny?
>>69034438
>. Even at the Battle of Midway, with hundreds of warplanes and dozens of warships, we only sunk 4 carriers and a cruiser.
They clearly didn't have 20 good men
>>69034438
>Heavily casualties
"ex-us navy" education
>>69034367
He'd be great as one of the brotherhood without banners dudes
>books
>dorne is about subterfuge and sly maneuvering
>show
>dorne is about open fucking warfare and hostilities when they don't have the numbers or forces to take on armies in the open let alone fortified positions
>>69034438
i study ancient war tactics and let me tell you
expecting strategic or combat accuracy from game of thrones is like expecting good acting from an low budget porno.
10/10 GOT episodes:
Blackwater
Battle of Castle Black
Any others?
>>69034477
Him and bronn did feed the people of king's landing man meat, they had that guy murdered and used in bowls of brown.
>>69034474
Oh shit never saw this one
>>69034477
>being the only person in the show who is constantly a good guy
are women and bastards not people?
>>69034438
Burning unguarded ships at port isn't the same as the aftermath of a pitched naval battle, anon.
Varys is the leader of the Harpies, fucks Dany over, then leaves west to meet with Aegon Blackfyre, his nephew
>>69034477
Jon is way more of a good guy than Tyrone faget
>>69034450
Yeah. Corrupting poor innocent TargAryans
>>69034438
>There's literally no precedence for an entire fleet being wiped out
Are you fucking stupid?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Copenhagen_(1807)
>Casualties and losses
>Entire fleet surrendered to the British.[1]
>>69033631
Fuck this show. Fuck it's writers. Fuck the book. Fuck the Martin. Fuck them all. FUCK THEM ALL. I've had enough of this...
PEOPLE SHOULD DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED!!!
>>69034353
>We get this quick scene with Lyanna which made a lot of fans probably cream their pants
HE KNOWS
>>69034525
A pack of wolves or the majority of season 1's episodes.
>>69034525
hardhome wasn't worse than those two
>>69034525
Baelor
Kissed by Fire
The Lion and the Rose
>>69034555
go away cuckmany
>>69034562
Stop posting then you psycopath
Who will be the better fighter in the end?
Who will be the better commander in the end?
Who will be the better character in the end?
>>69034562
That's the convenience of writing a fantasy (or sci-fi to some degree) show, you can bring back a character whenever you want
Excuse the shitposting but can someone explain the Olly hate? It wasn't until I browsed /got/ that I even remember he existed. I assume it has something to do with him sapping screen time for no reason.
>>69034541
>leaving your entire fleet unguarded during an insurrection
Explain
>>69034477
book tyrion is still 100 times better then most of the fuckheads who were at kings landing, bar tywin and jamie.
>>69034525
>anything other than season 1 episodes
>>69034580
I'm an Anglo, lad.
>>69034594
your mother
>>69034594
Jon is better swordsman, Robb better lancer.
Jon gets rekt by Ramsay in battle
Robb was never defeated
>>69033975
tnx anon
i have not lauged like this in months
>>69034174
>Daeny on meth
>>69034602
You'd assume correctly
It was super transparent that he'd be on the stabbing crew and there' no reason at all to still waste time on that little shit
Also he's a shit actor
>would that be all, lord snow
DAYNE?
>>69034108
this
>>69034080
>a
>m
>e
>r
>i
>c
>a
>n
>s
>>69034623
carry on then
>>69034594
Starkbowl?
Get hype?
>>69034594
>Who will be the better fighter in the end?
Arthur Dayne.
>Who will be the better commander in the end?
Stannis The Mannis.
>Who will be the better character in the end?
Jorahon Connington Mormont
>>69034594
Snu is unarguably better fighter than Robb.
Snow is almost Brienne-tier of plot armor so it's hard to evaluate his commanding skills.
He made a lot of retarded decisions and was in an easier position than Robb, so I give it to Robb.
Robb wasn't a Mary sue so he's the best character on that account alone.
>>69034193
the only one who could set everything straight is Howland Reed. Who was the only one left with Ned @ the Tower of Joy and he's kept his mouth shut
on another note Christopher Eccleston could do a great Howland Reed if Jon called for the Crannogmen
>>69034525
And now his watch has ended
>>69034594
well, one is dead lad
>>69034649
Why are there only two of them?
>last season or 2 seasons ago, maesters officially declare winter has arrived
>last episode
>not even snowing at the wall and king's landing is hot as fuck
What the fuck?
>>69033755
>WoT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZOCCEuROPk
I hope this shit gets cancelled before it becomes the Batman and Robin version of fantasy and ruins all the movies and shows
>>69034649
He's a big guy
>>69034580
>Not go away Turkraoch
He uses a proxy lad
>>69034649
The Swords of the Evening
>>69034594
i'm throwing money on jon cause the spergman literally came back from the dead and he slapped a white walkers shit.
also he has the wildlings eating out of his hand. all he needs to do is speak like the autistic shit he is and everyone will fall in line, thorne was right, jon will fuck things for everyone forever.
>>69034438
>People will fall for this
Tyrion and Jaime's friendship was something special ;_;
mfw the show is gonna spoil the fat fucks new book entirely.
>>69034525
Blackwater was the only episode I ever watched and it sucked. I imagine that episode was a chance to make Tyrone shine during his speech but it was so badly written that there was no way he could ever sound like anything other than a pathetic little man who just wants his cake
>"Let's go around back and fuck them in the asses"
>"Let's go kill these guys!"
>entire army feels okay with their king having abandoned them
Absolutely terrible
>>69034681
Why would anyone want a bunch of swamp living hicks on their side? They're only good at killing people stupid enough to fight them in their hovels. They're basically fantasy Vietnam.
>>69034594
both were killed as commanders, so id say they are equal there
jung sno is probably the better fighter now
>>69034649
>dual wield
THIS ISNT WORLD OF WARCRAFT,
FUCK OFF
>>69033827
>Not waifus in, pakis out
Come on lad
A reminder that Ser Arthur Dayne was the greatest swordsman to have ever exist
>>69034438
Thanks for the laughs Anon
>>69034731
i'm pretty sure the fat fuck is waiting for them to finish season to write the book.
>>69034700
I don't go on too much anymore it's not been the same since the cuckening so I don't know too much bout the eternal anglo poster, I do miss those thursday nights though.
>tfw Preston's theories are retarded because a lot of them are just "Bloodraven or Quaithe is using magic to make this character do this retarded thing, it's the only logical explanation
>tfw the show can now be explained with Dabid or Dan using plot to make this character do this retarded thing, it's the only logical explanation
Serious question: when the wildlings and remaining night's watch see jon walking around, why wouldn't they immediately attack him thinking he's a wight which both groups rightfully fear and know of?
>>69033975
Any other DABID caps?
>>69034746
>watch one episode of a show
>YEAH THAT SHOW SUCKS
best nude scene so far?
>>69034731
>implying there is a new book to begin with
>implying it will ever be
>>69033891
why does she have the efigy of a man diving into her tits
>>69034790
Can wights talk?
>>69034762
This is DnD now, pal. Raise Dead!
>>69034772
WHO
>>69034790
Because he'll act like a real human bean not like an ice zombie
>>69034790
because he doesn't look like a blue waffel.
So I decided to browse /r/gameofthrones tonight. My god this place, how can they suck the show's dick so hard. I don't understand it. Reddit truly is a scary place, if you don't agree with the hivemind you don't exist.
Makes it easier to bear /tv/'s shitposting honestly. At least everybody gets to express his shitty opinion.
>>69034174
>Youngest child looks the oldest, while the middle child looks the youngest by far
