>literally worse than My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 edition
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/
DAWN OF JUST
>>67324743
fuck off Marvel shills
FUCK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>67324743
MARVEL WON
What went wrong?
IT'S OVER
SNYDER IS FINISHED
BRAVO JOSS
It's over. Marvel won.
The JUSTice league
>>67324773
FUCK
2-12 currently
ONLY 12 REVIEWS
N
L
Y
1
2
>>67324735
You're watching capeshit you tasteless fucking plebeian
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
IT'S OVER
DC BTFO
T-two fresh guys
BOYS MMMMMM
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlL9URwmSCo
REMINDER THAT THE ENDING CAUSED THIS
>snyder is filming the next two movies right now
kek
it' wlll steady later at 58%
Top fucking kek.
>tfw you believed
i don't care anymore
fuck you WB
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
E
A
D
O
N
A
R
R
I
V
A
L
JUST
THE DC CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
JUST ENDED IN A HEAT DEATH
AHAHAHAHAHA
How the fuck could this happen?
How could it be this bad, when up until now we haven't heard any blatantly negative complaints about it? All of the "early opinions" were positive.
I don't have a bias either way, I am just genuinely baffled.
TWELVE ROTTEN
How can Snyder even recover?
IT'S OVER MARVEL HAS WON!
ANOTHER FRESH REVIEW
SURGE SURGE SURGE
JDIMSA
>DC
No thank you pham
I'd rather watch puppies being beaten than a Snyder movie
Will capeshit ever even reach the level of film again?
Spider-man 2 was 12 years ago.
Is this /tv/'s TORtanic?
so glad i won't have to watch this
>>67324867
Tried to warn you, bro.
>>67324743
TUMBLING DOWN
What did he mean by this?
>The best moments of Dawn of Justice resemble nothing less than a feature length adaptation of a series of Alex Ross paintings in all their naturalistic glory. But amid the visual treats is an utter mess of thinly-sketched characters, haphazard plotting, surprisingly jumbled action, and “cut your nose to spite your face” world building. It’s not a success either as a stand-alone Man of Steel sequel or a would-be kick-off to the DC Extended Universe, and attempts to insert Batman and his Super Friends do real damage to the story and thus the film. And, my word, this movie is almost a self-parody on “grimdark.”
>yfw Disney buys DC
so happy that capeshit isfinally dying
WARNER CRAZY FO DIS ONE
HE TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
CAPEKINO WAS A BLUNDER
>>67324873
It happened with Fantastic 4. It had an "overwhelming positive" buzz.
DON'T WORRY BOYS THE SHILLS GOT IN EARLY WE'RE STILL ON TRACK FOR 98% DON'T BELIEVE THE MARVELDRONES LIES
I swear to fucking Christ, Allah, Buddha and every other fucking shitty God out there...
How the fuck does this, which by all appearances is both a cinematic spectacle and a cerebral piece of philosophic cinema getting lambasted while fucking garbage cliche, derivative, uninspired, mass-marketing FUCKING TRASH like Ant-Man is getting praised to the skies? Am I alive right now? Is this Hell? Marvel puts out the same boiler-plate FUCKING CRAP every fucking time they part their gargantuan asscheeks to spew their suppurating crap all over theaters everywhere AND EVERY FUCKING TIME PEOPLE LOVE IT. DC does something original, take the less tread path and people shit on it. How many fucking memes does it take to please these piece of low IQ shit? How can you fucking GIVE THE FORCE AWAKENS AND AVENGERS FRESH SCORES but not this? Do these people watch movies or do they diffuse through the epithelium down an osmotic gradient?! FUCK CRITICS. FUCK THOSE FUCKING RETARDED PACK OF PHILISTINES
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
>>67324915
You don't need to make shops. Reality is bad enough
>no top critics
>>67324743
Doesn't matter, everyone uses IMDB ratings and they can't lower the score that much when there are already 10k reviews with an average of 9.3. The lowest it can get it's around 7.5 which will translate to a similar score in letterbox and metacritic
>>67324743
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
MARVEL IS FINISHED
>MARVEL IS FINISHED
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/review-wonder-woman-cant-save-dull-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice
>cape kino
>>67324932
>>67324743
Well what does that mean for DC? Will they scrap all their future plans and quit?
>9%
This is really happening.
>mah marvelshills
>i-it's underrated
>Snyder is a genius you all just don't get it
>>67324743
Yikes. I'm thinking about 50-60%, and the actual movie being like MOS: Has promise and some good moments, but ultimately weak.
>>67324873
It's just Man of Steel all over again. People hate it because Not Muh and/or they're using this to take out their frustrations over the genre on. And yet they'll happily give Marvel Quipfest 25 a 80%.
>>67324743
I-I liked the first My Big Fat Greek Wedding...
>>67324823
Even IGN called it boring. IGN.
>4-11
IT'S HAPPENING
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE GREATEST COMEBACK EVER
A TOUR DE FORCE DESERVING TO BE DIRECTED BY NONE OTHER THAN THE SAVIOR OF KINO HIMSELF, MR ZACK SNYDER
>>67324922
>this movie is a self-parody of grimdark
ouch
>yfw it does the opposite of The Dark Knight and gets only 19 positive reviews
This fucking needless sequel is getting a better score at 20%.
Fresh:3
Rotten:12
>>67324941
Just DC
Marvel will make even more billions
>>67324959
there's one.
Just a reminder that all reviewers so far have bashed it for being NOT FUN
Just wait until kinoreviewers will write theirs. It actually takes time, so in two days it will be 80%.
>>67324973
>Well what does that mean for DC?
Nothing if the movie makes good money.
>>67324873
Me too.
This is flabbergasting.
I pretty much expected mediocre (6-7/10, 60-70%), but holy hell.
>>67324952
IT'S OVER ZACK. END YOUR LIFE.
>yfw dc crashes with no survivors
>>67324963
whatever man at least this one doesn't have gay bat nipples!
>>67324932
i think nobody would care after this
Let's all just take a moment to remember that Disney is an evil corporation that bullied a theater out of showing "The Hateful Eight" ONE TIME so they could show their reddit-tier Star Wars movie for the entire holiday season.
http://deadline.com/2015/12/the-hateful-eight-star-wars-force-awakens-arclight-theater-fight-1201668018/
I can't excuse BvS being shit, but don't go patting Disney on the back for winning by being sociopathic.
>>67324867
>Watching the Suicide Squad trailer and trusting any of WB's decisions
How is reddit taking this news?
I bet Wonderwoman is at fault here.
JUST YOU WAIT YOU FUCKING MARVELFAGS I KNOW ALL THE SHIT CRITICS POSTED THEIR FIRST BECAUSE THEY WERE DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION
SOON ALL THE POSITIVE REVIEWS WILL COME IN AND PUT THE FILM WELL AHEAD 60 PERCENT JUST WAIT AND SEE
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>>67325021
lmao fuck off DC cuck
>>67324982
as a greek that's pretty much exactly what it's like at any family gathering
>>67324990
So the RT score is 49%?
THIS IS IT LADS
THIS IS THE END OF ALL THINGS CAPESHIT
MARVEL IS NEXT
>>67324743
see? you can't fight disney
>>67325025
FLICK
>The next Dark Knight
>>67325005
>0-4
it's even worse
also you haven't named any top reviewers
>TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
>TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
>TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
>TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
>TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
>TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
>TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
>TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
>TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
TOP CRITICS: 4 ROTTEN 0%
>>67324950
THIS
DAWN OF JUST
DC Confirmed the cause for the death of the capeshit genre
Is he 2deep4thecritics?
>>67325043
>>67325043
agreed.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>67324743
LMAO THIS IS THE NEW JOHN CARTER !!!!!
>>67324743
WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS BULLSHIT I SMELL A RAT
>>67324980
this t b h
im still going to see it tomorrow since i already bought the tickets like the good goy i am. expecting it to be mediocre
>>67325012
But it doesn't have qt Batgirl either.
ITS STILL GOING TO MAKE A BILLION IN THE BOX OFFICE
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE
>>67325005
>Just wait until the manchild blog critics write their reviews
>>67324743I enjoyed the first My Big Fat Greek Wedding
>>67324932
>this happens
>Joss Whedon is put in charge of an Avengers/Justice League crossover
This thread is a glib facsimile of the star wars rt threads
>>67324743
from what I read it sounds like those people are all disney shills
>TFA 90+%
>other marvel movies have high percentages
those fuckers can literally never give an objective review on anything DC related anyway. will see it tomorrow and make up my own opinion
J U S T
U
S
T
15 ROTTEN
>>67324952
>shit on BvS
>they will praise Civil War even tho it will be even worse than BvS
How can you take sites like this seriously? They praise on Age of Ultron, literally the shittiest movie in MCU and capeshit in general because it is popcorn fun.
>>67325091
dumb ghettoposter
>>67325025
CAPESHIT
>>67325074
No reviews on YouTube yet, lads?
>>67325043
You know, the term "BTFO" is tossed around so lightly these days.
But not this time.
>15 reviews
>>67324873
Everything pointed to this.
>>67325074
yes yes he is
>yfw Mike Atchity is fixing the scores
>>67324961
this
>>67325021
Hateful Eight showing at the Dome wouldn't have stopped it from being a flop, or shit.
>>67325042
She has like 5 minutes of screen time
>>67325074
A puddle is deeper than he is.
BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
>BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
>BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
>BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
>BATMAN V SUPERMAN WILL BE THE BLOCKBUSTER OF THE YEAR
These retards tried to catch up to Avengers in one movie.
Marvel flicks may be samey and bland, but at least they knew how to pace themselves.
RIPIP, DC, you really sucked.
any hope?
>>67325098
no, the second weekend drop will be HUGE
>15 rotten
So this.... Is the power of capekino.... Woah......
>>67324784
You don't have to be a Marvel fanboy to make fun of a shitty movie
There's no fucking way it's getting to fresh at this rate, but i don't think it's going to be at 10-30s either, 48-52% is my bet
>If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder's lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange, a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.
>Joshua Rothkopf - RT Top Critic
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
FIFTEEN ROTTEN
FUCKING FIFTEEN
HOLY SHIT LMAAAAAAAAO
Some men just want to watch the tomatometer burn
>>67325102
most of us did. no shame.
>tfw waiting for the RLM where they will shred it apart
I hope Rich is in!
>>67325110
At least its popcorn fun.
Man of Steel was one of the most self important movies I have ever seen.
>>67325110
Dc cucks btfo
HELP ME /TV/
DC ARE POUNDING AT MY DOOR
PLEASE I DIDNT MEAN TO JUST IT
Hopefully the reviews will deter normies from watching this steaming pile of shit.
>>67324743
HACK SNYDER
I told you assholes
Snyder needs to be fucking dropped
>>67324941
With underoos applause
5 FRESH
WE'RE SURGING
B R U T A L
R
U
T
A
L
>>67325106
Or maybe, just maybe, Disney knows how to make good movies?
>>67325074
He's a fucking objectivist dipshit.
He will be directing The Fountainhead next.
Good riddance.
>implying it wont go up
Celebrate now, Marvelfags
LOOK A THIS PHOTOGRAPH
What went so monumentally wrong?
>>67325143
no, dc is dead, bury it
>>67325080
>Ben Afleck now has been in two shit-tier capeshit movies
They should cast Ben as Cable so the Deadpool magic can revive his career.
>>67325174
Dawn of JUSTice
>>67325139
LOOK AT THIS DESPERATION
YOU CAN ALMOST TASTE THE SWEAT OF THIS PATHETIC DKEK
I literally can't stop smiling right now.
I don't even hate capeshit
>>67325074
>when your film quality is represented by the line of y=1/x
>>67325143
>the only positive review is barely positive and only positive because MUH BATMAN
KEK
>>67325174
>>67325143
Nope
>>67325118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HhY2Abi_1A
>>67324853
What happens in the ending?
>>67324873
>All of the "early opinions" were positive.
It's called perception management. Pre-emptive damage control.
Same goes for all the ticket sales news.
>oh look, everyone is buying tickets to our film, you should buy some too!
POST YFW IT'S A GRIM MÈLANGE
>>67325136
And that'll be the main problem for a lot of people.
WE AT 5:15 NAO
>>67325171
>TELL ME, DO YOU SHOW UP?
>YOU WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRAGAHRGAH
>it keeps going down
>8%
>>67325156
>>67325189
tfa was shit and TWS and Iron Man are the only good MCU movies
WHERE IS ARMOND WHITE, I WANT TO TALK TO ARMOND WHITE!!!
>>67325174
>>67325190
qq more lefty
>>67325186
SHELDOR NO
>5 fresh
>15 ROTTEN
>>67325197
No Bane
>>67325222
wew
>>67325173
I was actually more into MCU movies but fuck Joss Whedon, can't be bothered with them anymore after his two pieces of shit.
Remember how people thought MOS was bad when it wasn't.
Remember how peopel think ROS is better than MOS or that Mad Max and Deadpool are good.
IF I WANTED IT
that feel when that edgy suicide squad shit is going to bomb too
>>67325197
Eisenberg.
>MUH FUN
FUCKING
MARVEL
>>67325186
CONFIRMED FOR GLIB
>make a muh bleed edgefest with mecha Batman and the shit Superman that nobody liked and also bombed
GEE I WONDER HOW THIS WILL TURN OUT
>any DC movie not directed by Nolan
>good ever again
Uno farto
>>67325171
>mike likes another shitty big budget movie
>jay looks at him in disgust
>fractures RLM
>RLM dead by end of year
>>67324932
>>67325197
See your own pic.
>/tv/
>predicts force awakens will flop
>15 rottens in 3 days
>predicts batman v superman will be kino
>15 rottens in 30 minutes
Affleck:
>I took sterons and killed my dick for this?!
>>67324952
DKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
This is the exact same thing that happened with MoS and regardless of muh capekino that was genuinely a good and different film that was lost on mainstream audiences and critics alike. It won't flop and we've yet to see all the reviews.
>tfw just cancelled my tickets and I'm going to see big fat greek wedding
BROS
HOW IS THIS FAIR?
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CAPEKINO!!
predicted a 94% on RT what was I thinking?
Why is Warner Bros allowing this to happen? This will barely break even at the box office at this rate. How can they be so irresponsible with such a massive project? WHY did they keep Zack Snyder on board? What were they thinking? Can someone give me a serious answer? This has potential to be the biggest cinematic failure in years.
>>67324980
Even though I think this is true to an extent, I wouldn't be shocked if Disney played a part in this since they are going up against what should be their highest grossing film of the year. Just look at what they did to Tarantino and that was some small time shit.
>>67325251
>MOS was bad when it wasn't
It really excites you guys to spew this shrill hyperbole doesn't it?
I could give a shit about Marvel vs. DC, but holy shit you guys sound autistic.
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
>>67325200
Maybe he'll be the only good thing about the movie and they'll let him have a Batman only movie where he can shine?
>>67325237
>yfw this is the movie that make Armond agree with the majority
Why arent any of you checking the IGN comments section? Theyre fucking golden
>>67325186
GAL GODOT BTFO
ISRAEL BTFO
JOSHUA ROTHKOPF SELF-HATING JEW CONFIRMED
>>67325222
Shouldnt that be 25%
Are individaul critics weighted?
Have we started the fire?
>>67325241
The only one who will be crying here is you DC U C K :^)
>>67324743
normies use IMDB not rotten tomatoes, this doesn't matter at all
>>67325190
t.you
This was supposed to be kino, /tv/. You told me it was kino. This is the first cape movie I've been excited for since TDK. You told me it was kino.
>>67325106
TFA was a great film and Marvel capes are watchable. There is no DC or Marvel anyway, only good movies and bad movies, and we are not getting the promised cape kino.
I have no idea how anybody thought this would be good.
5/15
The positive early buzz
The positive premiere reactions
Where are you now?
>>67325261
Dark movies can be fun to watch too, you know. The Raid is fun
>>67325189
awh, get the fuck out of here. phase one was great but everything after phase 1 (except for winter soldier) was pure mainstream dogshit, appealing to the lowest goddamn piece of shit there is
I'm really hoping dr strange and black panther will turn out to be solid because I can't stand those goddamn jokes anymore
>>67325289
LINK
>>67324922
Wait, they got Alex Ross?
Holy cow
>>67325251
>Remember how people thought MOS was bad when it wasn't.
>>67325141
SENPAI
HARDEST I'VE LAUGHED ALL YEAR
FUCK CAPESHIT
>>67325213
>all those dislikes
DCux denial back at it again
>>67325250
he got fired for his feminist bullshit and A2 being shit
>>67325272
Fucking retard.
>>67325251
>MoS good
>Mad Max bad
Opinion discarded
lmao
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzYfRLMtP9c
>>67325284
This is the most cringe i've ever seen this board behave jesus christ.
We could have colonized mars with the money they invested in this shit.
BASED ARMOND
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED YOU MOST
>>67325255
Won't get these numbers. It at least tried to be fun, at will be worth a slightly higher percentage. Making a drab and depressing capeflick is why this movie is getting destroyed by reviewers even though it's probably much better than Thor 2.
THIS IS CONSIDERED A POSITIVE REVIEW:
>There are moments that make the whole enterprise worthwhile, and introduces an intriguing new Batman. But it's also cluttered and narratively wonky
So I guess X-Men and Avengers are the only competent cape shit movies.
>>67325302
>This was supposed to be kino, /tv/. You told me it was kino. This is the first cape movie I've been excited for since TDK. You told me it was kino.
Kino is a fucking meme you stupid cunt.
>it's just a prank bro!
![Justice-League-Set-Photo-Zack-Snyder-Jason-Momoa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OCvdiPL.jpg "Justice-League-Set-Photo-Zack-Snyder-Jason-Momoa[1].jpg")
>>67325174
>Mind if I borrow some lifeforce, Zacky boy?
>Well I..
>THANKS!
>>67325309
Audience score will be high 80s
>>67324743
A lot of these reviews read like self-fulfilling prophecies. Like they all had already made their mind about it and were just waiting to shred it to pieces.
>>67325236
That's fine. You're in the minority, though, and your opinion is countered by literally hundreds of millions of people.
>>67325274
>not seeing 10 Cloverfield Lane again
>>67325295
>>67325309
>those reports about Warner Brothers being worried after a test screening were true
>>67325241
t. paul ryan
>>67325294
It's some fuck up probably on my side it doesn't change at all, probably something with my browser
I CAN'0T STOP LAUGHIG
>>67325339
He'll probably like it
he became a fucking sellout to pleb cancer last year
>"Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" is too gritty to be fun and too grim to be thrilling.
So wait, did they just criticize it it being not quippy marvelly but not grim and gritty enough?
So a DC comic?
They are complaining its exactly like the comics.
>>67325213
sounds like i'll enjoy it
>>67325255
SuiSquad looks better than this tee bee aitch
>>67325275
Even I went low and said 68
Wait so this gets less than 10% but Avengers gets 92% and the sequel gets 75%? There's no way this movie can be that bad, how did this happen?
>>67325186
Gadot supporters on suicide watch?
HOW DID HE OUTDO SUCKER PUNCH
