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THE DEATH OF DCEU #5
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>ITS HAPPENING EDITION

embargo over, reviews any minute now

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/
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how are you fucking nerds even seeing the 2 rotten? its says nothing for me??
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3 rotten so far
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first for reddit
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4 ROTTEN

JUST
U
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first for dcucks on pooicide watch
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DUBS CONFIRMS CAPEKINO
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HE BROUGHT THE

WAR

TO

US
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4 ROTTEN OH FUCK
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>>67323933
I'm seeing 3.
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>>67323904
3 ROTTENS
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the ending will trigger everyone and will give it a bad rating
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

BOYS
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I don't give a fuck about this flick but how does 4 measly Rotten scores make it BTFO?
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Empire gave it 3 stars

http://www.empireonline.com/movies/batman-v-superman-dawn-justice/review/
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HAHAHHHHSHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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This is what I'm seeing
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are they going to cancel JL? i mean I would after this
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>5 rotten
>40% average
BRAVO SNYDER
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>3 ROTTEN
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>>67323958

where the actual reviews at though
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>>67323904
It says 3 reviews, but only shows 2.
They need to fix RT so it stops doing that.
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lol yall niggas buggin
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"If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder's lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange..."

DOA DOA DOA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>If there's any justice, dawning or otherwise, at the multiplex, audiences will reject Zack Snyder's lumbering, dead-on-arrival superhero mélange, a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.

--Joshua Rothkopf
Time Out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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4 rotten in a row, wonder how long the streak can get
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Capekino, no! You were the chosen one!
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>4 rotten

JUST

JUST

JUST
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4 rotten. It's over dcu is finished.
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HAPPENING

SUICIDE WATCH
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>4
>F
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>CUATRO

<4
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>View all critic reviews (4)
>Theres only two

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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FOUR ROTTEN

DKEKS BTFO
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DC IS FINISHED
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Just fuck my movieverse up senpai
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>The film is a discordant and almost three hour experience. There are some good and bad things, but still better than Man of Steel. [Full review in Spanish]
How is this rotten?
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>>67323989
man that 1st reviewer gets it
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>>67323989
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>/tv/ is having a life thread about this
lel i love this board
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>>67323952
THIS IS HOW IT STARTS

THE FEEVAH

THE RAHYG
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WHY IS SNYDER ALLOWED TO LIE TO US
WHY CAN HE SELL THIS KIND OF GARBAGE LIKE IT WAS GOOD FOR CONSUMPTION
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO HIM
IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>67323989

where do you see this shit

only shows the spic reviews for me still
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>>67324033
rating was 50%, fresh is above 60%
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Looking at reviews online, outside of RT.
It's been all 2 or 3/5 thus far.
Well... Damn, I guess.
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>CAPEKINO
CAPEKINO
>CAPEKINO
CAPEKINO
>CAPEKINO
CAPEKINO
>CAPEKINO
CAPEKINO
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

DC BTFO

BASED MARVEL WINS AGAIN BASED MARVEL WINS AGAIN BASED MARVEL WINS AGAINBASED MARVEL WINS AGAIN BASED MARVEL WINS AGAINBASED MARVEL WINS AGAIN
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>4 rotten

IT'S DONE, CAPESHIT IS OVER
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SHOWING 4 ROTTEN REVIEWS NOW

CAPEKINO MY ASS
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>DKEKS
looooooooooooooooooooooool
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>>67324008
IT'S ALL OGRE
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>>67323904
BASED MARVEL WINS AGAIN
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>>67324028
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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AL-BEN-FLECKI IS FINISHED
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>>67323904
4 ROTTEN
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Fucking cancerous meme plebs
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Just a reminder as the reviews start coming in: critics decide if their review is counted as fresh or rotten, not RT.
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All that heavy camera holding for nothing I guess
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FIVE
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>rotten: 5
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F A L S E K I N O G O D

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WERE UP TO 5 ROTTEN LADS
ahahahaha
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>Batman v Superman will be better than Civil War
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ko9TpduOhE
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>6 rotten
6 rotten
>6 rotten
6 rotten
>6 rotten
6 rotten
>6 rotten
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>rotten
>rotten
>rotten
>rotten

The most expensive movie in history. How many careers were just ruined?
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DCUKS said this was capekino
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http://m.ca.ign.com/articles/2016/03/22/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-review

6.8
>6.8
6.8
>6.8
6.8
>6.8
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>>67323989
>250 million tombstone

fucking savage
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Threads like these are the reason I come to /tv/.
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>Inb4 20 fresh in a row

I refuse to belive the movie is this bad. But then again it's Snyder
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>MUH CAPEKINO
HAHAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS YOUR BUZZWORD WOULD STING LIKE HELL WHEN THIS CRAP WAS RELEASED.
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>>67323989
>DEAD ON ARRIVAL

HAHAHAHAAHHA
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6.8
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8
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FIVE

MEME MAGIC IS REAL GUYS
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THIS WILL BE THE 9/11 OF CAPESHIT

SCREENCAP THIS SHIT NOW
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>0%
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DKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
CAPEKINO MORE LIKE CAPESTINKO
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IT'S ALL OVER!! DC IS FUCKING FINISHED!!
LONG LIVE THE MOUSE!! LONG LIVE THE MOUSE!! LONG LIVE THE MOUSE!!
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>Average Rating: 5/10

LOL
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>4 ROTTEN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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IT'S OVER

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/joshua-rothkopf/movies
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It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right,
I hope you had the time of your life.
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>>67323989
$250 million dollar tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.
ALL CAPESHIT BTFO
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Oh hey, it got a fresh!

>Rotten: 6
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>being alive to see the second coming of Batman & Robin

Now I can die in peace.
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>>67324155
WHAT
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Holy fucking shit, it's getting BTFO
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MORE LIKE DAWN OF JUST
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FOUR YOU
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THE STATE D.C.
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DELETE THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS DELETE IT
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14%
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IT'S OVER DKEKS IS FINISHED
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HAHAAHAHAHAHA
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1 FRESH
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More like kin0%
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Omg what a disaster
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>implying reviews on rotten tomatoes matter
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>6 rotten
IT'S OVER
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>>67324139
>GO IN EXPECTING LESS OF DC'S VERSION OF THE AVENGERS AND MORE OF A VARIATION ON WATCHMEN.

That sounds fucking great

Capekino confirmed
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>14%
CAN
NOT
FABRICATE
SUCH
FANTASY
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This is so embarrassing. HOW CAN THEY FAIL SO MUCH WHY THEY DO THIS TO US GUYS.

YOU HAD ONE JOB SNYDER.
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>1 fresh

streak ended
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I T S O V E R

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Devin hates it.
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DC U C K S BTFO

DC U C K S BTFO

DC U C K S BTFO
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i was prove wrong
>>67323132
meme magic has given us a chance
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>>67323989
i'm so fucking happy, death to all capeshit
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>6 (SIX) rotten
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>There will never be a good D.C. movie in your life time.
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>>67324140
more like 400 tho, and i'm pretty sure that's WITHOUT marketing
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>>67324153
>67x36
>6.8
>ign

That's like a negative number on any other site.
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>>67323904
DC is a mess
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POST YFW DC UNIVERSE IS DEAD ON ARRIVAL
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It's over.
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>>67323904
>Snyder fudges Man of Feel
>bring him back for another go
I still have hope, not even a DCuck, I just like the comics and wish this is even a little bit good.
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Meanwhile...
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/get_a_job_2016/
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>JUST
Snyder on suicide watch
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Even the audience thought it was shit.
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Here's the guy who gave it a Fresh review

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/sean-oconnell/

>GAVE AGE OF ULTRON 4/5
>GAVE THE MARTIAN 5/5

CONFIRMED SHIT TASTE
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MARVEL WINS MARVEL WINS MARVEL WINS HAHAHANAHAHAHAHA CAP'N AMERICA WINS LOVE LOVE LOVE SUCK MY COKS DCFAGSVTLITCHESWHEORR
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>>67324253
>-1%

DC is fucking done
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>People unironically thought it would be above 80%

BTFO
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Grant me dubs to combat the negative wave, oh Great Dubsman
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BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
>BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
> BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
>BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
> BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
>BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
> BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
>BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
> BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>13%
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I'm heart broken
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>>67324209
TOP FUCKING KEK
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F O U R T E E N P E R C E N T
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what the fuck? i have a feeling of utter discord.
it was fucking great. i just saw it. it WAS a capekino. don't let the paid shill critics delude you.
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I THOUGHT MAN OF STEEL WAS JUST A FLUKE

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE DAWN OF CAPEKINO

YOU LIED TO ME
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>>67324153

This movie needs less philosophical drama and more escapism?
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>>67324268

MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>67324153
If people don't like it because it isn't "fun" and has philosophical themes, doesn't that make it actual cape kino? Like what if it's just the first non-shitty capeshit? And the reddit plebs reviewing it don't understand?

Idk I'm sure it sucks anyway (as all capeshit does) but that's something to consider
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>>67323904
HOLY BAD REVIEWS, BATMAN!
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9 reviews
1 fresh
8 rotten

It's actually over, isn't it?
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HOLY KEK i'm fucking dying of laughter
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MAKE WAY FOR CAPEKINO
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EIGHT ROTTEN
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I want to see this happen to Marvel too so we can get movies that aren't capeshit
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>67324021
>>67324133
Hirame is the best desu
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1 fresh
8 rotten
JUST
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>>67324293
Nice try
My dubs will ensure 100 more negative reviews
check it
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>they unironically thought DC would 'beat' Marvel
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fuck you snyder

is it too much to ask to make one good fucking movie

JUST ONE

PLEASE

FUCK YOU
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>>67324246
Suicide Squad is out in a few months.
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What the fuck is wrong with you people? This is not that serious.
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>1 fresh

MARVELFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>67324206
lel
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do i need to see man of steel to understand this movie?
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>mobile is showing it at at 0%
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6
>SIX
6
>SIX
6
>6
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>>67324222
FUCK YES
I will probably like it
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>>67324343
That's a flick at best.
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>Rotten: 8
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11 PERCENT
1

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Part 1

>Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman? Could the Flash outrun Superman? Could Superman craft a boulder so heavy even he couldn’t lift it? While “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” ostensibly seeks to tackle the first of those evergreen schoolyard hypotheticals, it’s the third that ends up proving the biggest litmus test for director Zack Snyder. Tasked with colliding the two most archetypal of American superheroes while also answering critics of his last outing, “Man of Steel,” and perhaps most importantly, paving the way for an extended DC Comics universe of films on which much of Warner Bros. future bottom line relies, Snyder has set a Sisyphean task for himself. That this very long, very brooding, often exhilarating and sometimes scattered epic succeeds as often it does therefore has to be seen as an achievement, and worldwide box office should be sufficiently lucrative to ensure future installments proceed on schedule. But amidst all the grueling work of saving the world and shouldering a franchise toward the heights, it would be nice to see these heroes, and this series, take a few more breathers to enjoy the view.
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>botting the site with fake reviews
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WHY DID THEY ALLOW THIS FUCKING HACK TO DIRECT ANOTHER DC MOVIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>67324306
it is dawn of capekino. you have to go look for yourself.
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>11%
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I'm dying
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14%

OH MY GOD
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>There probably could be a really interesting movie about the ideological divide between Batman and Superman, but on the basis ofDawn of Justice, Zack Snyder was not the man to make it. He has no feel for the finer pointsof morality; the questions he asks are too straightforwardand the resolutionhe arrives at after all that talk and too few setpiecesiswaytoo simple. Instead of playing up the differences between the Man of Steel and the Dark Knight,Batman v Supermanflattens them.
http://screencrush.com/batman-vs-superman-review/
Snyder and DCucks on suicide watch!
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So is this going to be shit as well?
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THE ONLY FRESH REVIEW IS SOME CAPESHIT KEK HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>67323904
>better than man of steel
>I still don't like it
>capeshit needs to stop

So does Disney pay these guys or something?
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WARNER BROS EXECS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>67324289
>I was one of them
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>>67324222
Devin is fucking spot on about Snyder hating Superman.
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>>67324271

That bottom review tho.

>I watched Warner Bros. TM Batman TM versus Superman TM on a IMAX TM screen

SHILL HARDER CUNT
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GUYS IT FUCKING HAPPENED


I CANT BELIEVE IT
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> -1%

OH MY FUCKING GOD
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How many years until the Mouse buys DC?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>67324380
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED DCKEK
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
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I love how we love Rotten Tomatoes when it's convenient to shitpost.
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B-BUT GUISE THE FIRST CRITICS ARE THE PAID SHILLS HOW CAN THIS BE
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F A L S E G O D

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oh
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>>67324315
you are right. you are so, so right. this movie is not for normies.
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>PEOPLE THOUGHT SNYDER WOULDN'T FUCK IT UP
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>you already bought your ticket

WHY WAS I TRICKED
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>>67324367
Part 2

>Proving that the placement of names in the title isn’t simply alphabetical, the first few reels of “Batman v Superman” spends most of its time in the company of the Caped Crusader, with controversial casting Ben Affleck stepping quite comfortably into the role. That the film opens with yet another operatic depiction of the young Bruce Wayne’s most formative trauma is perhaps unavoidable — Bruce and Martha Wayne have been killed so many times in so many different media that their deaths may as well be one of the stations of the cross — but our first glimpse of the adult Wayne is hardly standard issue. Taking a civilian-level view of the cataclysmic destruction of Metropolis that ended “Man of Steel” on a contentious note, we watch as Wayne attempts to remotely evacuate his own Metropolitan Wayne Enterprises skyscraper, crippled by a wayward Superman (Henry Cavill) as he battles with General Zod just outside of the frame. Despite his mad drive through the battle-torn streets, Wayne arrives just in time to watch, horrified, as a friendly security guard loses his legs and a young girl becomes an orphan.

>Setting Wayne up as the film’s initial conscience is one of Snyder’s most interesting gambles, especially as his Batman quickly evolves into the most morally ambiguous iteration of the character yet seen on film. More than willing to shoot, brutalize and kill if the need arises, this Batman is still a figure of mystery in Gotham, and Snyder refrains from showing us the character in full cowl until surprisingly late in the game.
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>>67324338
Right? I really feel like he has a genuinely good movie in him, and he just hasn't made it yet. Probably came closest with Watchmen and Dawn of the Dead.
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>8 ROTTEN AND COUNTING
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How much is Marvel paying these "reviewers"???????

This is bull shit
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>$250 million tombstone
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IS THIS THE EXTENT OF YOUR HOPE DKEKS
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>>67324376
>4 OUT OF 10

HOLY SHIT
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how is this the death of capeshit? Marvel churns out 10 movies a year now. DC is shit anyways
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>hire a talentless hack to make you flagship movie
>its a mess
>hey why not bring the same guy for another try

B
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DC
C

BRAVO
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Is this the end of the Capeshit meme?

please god let it be
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Save us Reeves, please
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Average Rating: 5.2/10
Reviews Counted: 9
Fresh: 1
Rotten: 8
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Meanwhile at Disney HQ.
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>13%
>13%
>13%
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Anyone else genuinely surprised by this? I HATED MoS and didn't like any trailers, but i totally expected this to be better, Batman is an easy character and it's not hard to make a safe, watchable movie to start your franchise
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>>67324430
i got it for free for imax :^)
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>>67324246
>the last legitimately well made dc comics film is nearly a decade old
Kill me.
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>>67324399
SNYDER DONE FOR
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>Trusting Zack Snyder with anything
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>>67324416
M-M-MUH SHITPOSTING

GET FUCKED NIGGER
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Can someone tell me who these reviewers are? I've never heard of any of them
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STICKY WHEN?
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IT'S A MARVEL CONSPIRACY

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, SNYDER IS A MASTER VISIONARY
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>when everyone hates dc and you start liking it to be a hipster
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This is the most juvenile board right now.
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>>67324431
Part 3

>Fortunately, Affleck’s Wayne — here sporting salt-and-pepper temples and all the baggage of a man who, as faithful butler Alfred (Jeremy Irons) notes, “got too old to die young, and not for want of trying” — is a winningly cranky, charismatic presence even when out of costume. Diving headfirst into the sorts of detective work that Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy often short-shifted, Wayne casts a skeptical eye on Superman while investigating a mysterious underworld figure named White Portuguese, his tracks traced by an equally mysterious woman (Gal Gadot).

>Meanwhile, Superman has hardly recovered from the fallout of his chaotic battle with Zod when controversy strikes yet again. Though he’s been welcomed as a savior by most of Metropolis, in the course of rescuing Lois Lane (Amy Adams) from a terrorist interview gone awry, he’s blamed for the deaths of several African villagers. This attracts the scrutiny of the crusading southern Senator Finch (Holly Hunter), who heads up a Congressional Superman Committee, disturbed by the Krypton’s exercise of unilateral power.

>She gains an uneasy ally in a cheeky young industrialist named Alexander “Lex” Luthor (Jesse Eisenberg, retaining his Zuckerbergian misanthropy from “The Social Network” and his stringy, Cobainian hair from “American Ultra”), who hopes to seduce her into allowing him to import a mysterious glowing green substance discovered in the Indian Ocean. Scarfing Jolly Ranchers, quoting Nabokov, and showing up to formal events wearing a white blazer and sneakers, Eisenberg tackles Luthor as the brogrammer from hell, a chattily malevolent presence who provides the only real moments of levity in the film.
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>>67323904
reboot when?
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>>67324445
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>Average Rating: 5.2/10
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>tfw sat here laughing at capeshit review scores while eating sour Skittles and listening to the Wicked soundtrack
What am I doing with my life?
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I know it's over
And it never really began
But in my heart it was so real...
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>>67324399
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>67324468
Yes i'm surprised, how the fuck do you fuck up Batman and Superman this much?

IT'S NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT SNYDER YOU HACK
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Oh dear
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>>67324483
Dumb animeposter
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lmao civil war is going to get a solid 80%

DC BTFO DC BTFO
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IT just keeps getting lower and lower
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Somebody PLEASE post the image from two years ago where someone calculated a 75% rating based on snyders older films
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10 rotten
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>>67324408
Not even a DCfag. I'm seriously wondering how someone can say all that shit and give it a negative review while praising other capeshit.
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>>67324477
They work for Disney.
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>Reviews Counted: 11
>Fresh: 1
>Rotten: 10

DKEKS HAND OVER YOUR SHOELACES AND NECKTIES
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>mfw this thread turns out to be more enjoyable than the flick
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Marvel BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Thank you based Snyder
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>THINKING YOU COULD BEST BASED NOLAN

#BRINGNOLANHOME


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR0fl5fgTDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR0fl5fgTDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR0fl5fgTDg
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>>67324493
that will ALWAYS be /b/, followed by /v/, followed by /mlp/
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>>67324504
one of us
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>>67324468
It is better, don't worry. As someone else who hated MoS but saw BvS last night, it is definitely far more enjoyable. These reviews are pretty ridiculous.
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This thread is moving so fast no one will notice I'm filmmaker Zack Snyder
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>WB goes bankrupt
>forced to sell DC to Disney
>DC/Marvel's first comic event is a huge universal merging
>this time it's permanent

Welcome to the new age lads.
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>>67324496
Part 4

>Juggling all of these strands while steadily beating the drum toward the battle promised in the title, Snyder sometimes loses track of his various allegories. Scripters Chris Terrio and David S. Goyer provide kernels of philosophical and theological quandaries throughout, while their nods toward contemporary political debates are more complex than the scattered visual gags (such as an anti-Superman protestor waving an “Aliens Are Un-American” placard) might seem to imply. Yet the essential clash of ideologies promised by the central conflict — vigilante justice vs. self-sacrificing restraint, night vs. day, Dionysus vs. Apollo — never develops quite as forcefully as it should, and the life-or-death battle between the two icons ultimately comes down to a series of misunderstandings.

>While “Batman V Superman’s” Dark Knight may be more of a pure punisher than some fans might prefer, Snyder’s conception of the character at least feels fully formed, while Superman remains something of a work-in-progress. (If nothing else, it’s strange to see Clark Kent cast a more brooding figure than Bruce Wayne.) Daily Planet scenes are even more perfunctory this time around, and Adams’ Lois has plenty to do but little to say.
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>>67324483
It doesn't work like this for capeshit kiddo
there is bad and there is bad
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>the end of Snyder's career
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TEN
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ROTTEN
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>>67324418
THE FIRST CRITICS ARE PAID SHILLS HIRED BY MARVEL TO PROMOTE CIVIL WAR

WAIT UNTIL THE REAL REVIEWERS SEE IT
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>/tv/ actually thought this was going to be good
>/tv/ actually thought this would topple the MCU
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>>67324377
Do you even have to ask?
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1 OUT OF 10 OH MY GOD

CONFIRMED WORSE THAN FANT4STIC
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Dawn of JUST
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>1/10
>4.9 average score
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Man of Steel all over again
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is it wrong i hope warner bros crashes and burns and hundreds of people are laid off? a company this stupid needs to stop existing asap
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HE MAKES CAPE KINO JUST GIVE HIM ANOTHER 400 MILLION HE WILL MAKE IT WORK TRUST ME SENPAI
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OH BOY WERE VENTURING INTO FANTASTIC 4 TERITORY
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I still don't want to see it because I think the casting of Luthor was retarded and misses the point of the character entirely.
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>9%
NINE (N I N E) PERCENT
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Wow, I thought it would be mediocre, not fucking terrible
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>Rotten: 10

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
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DEATH OF CAPESHIT
DEATH OF CAPESHIT
DEATH OF CAPESHIT
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Maybe all the rest of the reviews will be fresh
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