>nolan edition
embargo ends in 1 hour
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/
Post yfw DCucks get BTFO once again
>said id be in class
>no else makes a thread
son I'm disappoint
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>>67322012
>S-snyder will b-bring about the age of Capekino!!!
>>67322068
first reviews will be positive, shitty nerd culture blogs and youtubers, expect the rating to rise and then fall quickly when the real critics see it
why was there an embargo in the first place? to hype things up?
>>67322068
a defeat for DCcucks is not a victory for marvelfags you piece of garbage
>>67322068
Difficult to do. I'm a DCuck, but I want this thing to do worse than Fant4stic, so I'm gonna post mfw that happens instead.
>>67322118
They want you to pre order dem tickets
One of the reviewers gave the Dirty Grandpa a 7 of 10.
The other hated BVS because It wasn't in keeping with the realism of MOS.
Wait for real reviews you jumping the gun ass mother fuckers.
>>67322129
who said it was?
it's just fun seeing brand fanboys get btfo.
>>67322118
If was for that, its working.
to those who saw it, we can agree that batman and lex luthor stole the show
>>67322012
All major Norwegian newspapers published their reviews. All of them gave it 5 out 6.
Apparently it's a solid, stylish, over-the-top action orgy like Mad Max 4, only not as good. Apparently the script is occasionally silly, Lex Luthor is silly and not all action scenes are equally good.
>>67322118
So people couldn't read how abysmal it is. I've watched it.
>1 hour until DC damage control
>>67322156
>Apparently it's a solid, stylish, over-the-top action orgy like Mad Max 4,
The shills are going insane.
>>67322144
>I'm a DCuck, but I want this thing to do worse than Fant4stic
Why are you a selfish narrcasistic piece of human fucking trash that won't let audiences besides himself hey what they love?
Burn in the depths of hell you shit stain abortion of a human being.
>>67322118
Time Warner owns RottenTomatoes.
>>67322185
>lex luthor
>DEN DA DEBBIL WILL DO IT
>batman
>*murdering intensifies*
Yeah nah
>>67322068
>>67322206
See
>>67322186
DC SHILLS IN FULL FORCE
Hahahahahahahaha
>>67322195
>1 hour until "b-b-b-but Marvel": The Week: The Month: The Year
Sure can't wait.
>muh critics
Fucking Supergirl has 97% on RT.
Critic score is literally meaningless. All that matters is audience score.
>>67322232
nice meme muh dood
>>67322249
TV critics are a complete joke compared with Film critics.
>>67322210
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
>BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
> BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
>BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
> BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
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>BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
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> BIGGEST MOVIE BUDGET OF ALL TIMES
12% inbound
real talk, what does Kino mean?
>>67322012
2 Mexicans gave it bad reviews. Looks like marvel and mexicans are against DC
Big surprise
>>67322150
Damage control so hard
This movie is hack snyder man of murder all over again
>>67322349
Movies in Russian
It's a meme
>>67322349
its a meme DCucks made to justify MoS
How can you guys be worried about a capeshit film when Brussels just got attacked by ISIS?
>>67322382
>Brussels
who?
>>67322382
who?
If trips movie gets a 100% score
>>67322349
it's an anagram for 'oink'
40 MINUTES
>>67322375
cool, someone who actually doesn't lie on the internet
>>67322206
>Scandinavians love it
>The most patrician of moviegoers love it
>They compared it to FR
Why so nervous marvelfriend? :)
>>67322382
what happened?
>>67322382
/pol/ is dealing with that
/tv/ is dealing with reviews of batman v superman
hope you understand
>>67322382
>How can you guys be worried about a capeshit film when Brussels just got attacked by ISIS?
More people are killed by accidental gun discharges than terrorists attacks. ISIS is literally irrelevant.
>>67322382
Because nothing like that will ever happen in America, especially not at the Jamaica multiplex in NY. Go and see the movie there as unarmed as possible.
>>67322425
it ends at 7pm est not 6pm
>>67322382
Because when I worry about those 16th century thinking fucks, they win. There are more important things to think about.
Guessing mid 80's tbqh.
>>67322413
it has 2 negative reviews on RT already, highest it can possibly get is 99%
>>67322382
They bombed ISIS, ISIS bombed back.
Fuck them
>>67322349
It's a dull Internet joke.
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My dubs will be the films score
check it
>>67322382
DUDE POL LMAO
>>67322382
>birth of a capekino vs 30 something euro fags dead
gee I wonder
>>67322477
Nice try but itll be closer to my 2s
>>67322518
poor dubs game tee bee eitch
>>67322358
But fuckass?... Not a single aspect of Snyder's directing is hackish. And Man of Murder is a meme made up in the wake of lies about Mos that had ZERO fucking basis of what transpired within the film itself.
Crawl up your own ass and fucking die.
>>67322477
oh shit
>>67322518
think again.
>>67322241
>i changed my name around and now im two people xD
no
>>67322477
checked
>>67322382
because it isnt related to television or film you stupid fuck
>>67322477
Checked.
Saw it and this is appropriate.
REMINDER BAT*no killing*MAN brutally murders countless people
REMINDER BAT*No guns*MAN uses rifles in this version as seen in the trailers
REMINDER FLASH visits from the future where he stars in a Gundam crossover
>the fans will love it!
Kek
>>67322588
CRY MORE FAGGOT
>>67322588
>REMINDER BAT*no killing*MAN brutally murders countless people
Is this confirmed?
>>67322190
>I've watched it.
Serious question. What motivates you to come on the internet and lie about a movie you haven't seen? This movie could be complete shit and I will still know you are lying about seeing it prerelease. Seriously what's the point? Why are you so invested in it that you are lying like you are 9?
>>67322382
Friendly reminder Trump LITERALLY called Brussels being hit
>>67322239
MARVEL SHILLS TROLLING DC SHILLS
IT'S CAPESHIT SHILLBOWL
GET HYPE
ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVERITS OVERITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVERITS OVER
>>67322068
>>67322625
To get this response.
>>67322625
Seen it too. It sucks. It's shit.
I'm sorry but it's true.
>>67322588
>THE MOVIE IS BAD BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS AREN'T CARBON COPIES OF SHITTY CARTOONS FOR CHILDREN
RIOT
>>67322307
critics are a complete joke
fix'd for you senpai
>flash
JUST
reminder that marvel is literally plebbit
>>67322657
Is your life really devoid of all meaning?
>>67322625
What is a premiere
>>67322358
>muh donner supes that didn't kill anybodiez
I just saw Man of Steel for the first time to prepare for BvS
That shit is fucking sensory overload
It's going to be all positive reviews just like Star Wars. Critics have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. They'll like it just because of the spectacle.
>>67322477
lol mine wil be the real film's score
>>67322477
>>67322533
What does it mean
>>67322697
No one who was at the premiere is posting on /tv/ at 3:30pm in the afternoon.
>>67322674
What the fuck were they thinking bros?
>>67322640
im sure senior spilbergo will be muy caliente
>>67322624
Yep skip to about 3:30.
>'kills alot of people'
https://youtu.be/EqFFbc5Yv9k
Read the comments also Kek, fucking crybabies
>>67322707
I fell asleep the first time I watched it. Literally the only movie I've ever fallen asleep to. All that stuff after whatever Superman's home planet is blows up is SO FUCKING BORING
>>67322707
Gonna watch it tonight in black and white. No reason, just curious if it'll work well.
>>67322693
Sorry I triggered you.
>>67322674
yeah i saw the clip of him being flash in the movie, so fucking lame. wally in batmans nightmare was pretty cool
>>67322452
nope, according to grace randolph, 6pm est
>>67322712
I agree. The movie would have to be really shitty to be under 90% or so.
Get ready marvelfags.
>>67322730
There were fan screenings yesterday. Some people have genuinely seen the movie.
>>>>67322674
I wonder how much Disney is charging Warner for liscencing rights to use Cruel De Vil in the Justice League.
>>67322588
>REMINDER BAT*No guns*MAN uses rifles in this version as seen in the trailers
Yes as he did in The Dark Knight Returns (86) which was heavily influential on this film. This scene is in the film shot for shot.
You can see him break thru a wall behind someone on the most recent TV spots.
Context is a thing you fucking shit stain.
I failed you /tv/
.....im sorry
>>67322712
Man of Steel was at 55 percent
Maybe star wars was actually good?
WHEN THE FUCK IS THE EMBARGO GOING TO BE LIFTED?
>>67322730
And I'm sure those people are posting here with 2-3 word reviews.
>>67322738
any reviews from people who arent comic book reading manchildren
Half an hour to go boys.
1 Bitcoin goes to the anon who gets closest to the what the score is by 4 pm PST. Post your guess and BTC address, first come first serve (i.e. if you guess 75% first with your address you get that guess)
>>67322770
yeah i saw it
Has anybody noticed those are spic reviews?
I mean, them critics can't into anything that is not in their language.
>>67322817
30 minutes
>>67322805
MoS is the exception.
>>67322817
in 28 minutes approx
>>67322748
Kill thyself
>>67322750
oh nvm you really are a kid. well have fun. enjoyg it while it lasts. that shit gets boring by your mid twenties.
>>67322780
B-b-but Zack... The capekino...
I told everyone this would be high art
How could you do this to us...
It's not fair...............
Don't worry guys. I've seen the movie. It's really good.
The only weird part was when Bruce bangs Martha Kent. But other than that it's amazing.
post >yfw the 3rd review is rotten
>>67322884
>im a friend of your son
what did he mean by this?
Just got back from a double screening of BvS and Civil War. Man, Marvel is really fucked. Everyone was cheering during BvS and people were booing during Civil War. The craziest part was they were all Marvel fanboys walking in now they are all DC fanboys. Sounds unbelievable I know, but it's true.
>>67322899
>>67322899
>>67322933
these keep getting better and better
>>67322899
This movie will only appeal to 16 year olds that want to be seen like adults in the most shallow way possible.
I'm starting to wonder if Zack Snyder has some kind of arrested psychological development.
>>67322899
>>67322933
>im a dc missile now
EVERYONE PREDICT ROTTEN TOMATO SCORE
>>67322933
how much butter refill did you get?
Reply to this post or you movie collection will be stolen
>>67322382
>invite sandniggers
>get blown
>>67322829
Its what happens in the film you fucking autist.
But fine let's wait for you criticfu to explain this new Bat of murder persona
>two reviews
>"full review in spanish" for both
so no reviews
>>67322992
the last two digits of my post will be the RT score
>>67322983
He's a 13 year old given the money to live out his wildest dreams.
>>67322382
i was all day on /pol/ i need a little light-shitposting before going to bed
>>67322996
dumb frog cunt
>>67322983
He is his own target demography, mentally
>>67323031
B L U N D E R
>>67322206
>MMFR
>won the most oscars of any film this year
>>67322068
>>67322899
20 minutes left til they cancel the DCEU
>>67322992
It'll be a turd but it's capeshit so the nerd critics will love it.
You will give the people of /tv/ an ideal to strive towards. They will post behind you, they will shitpost, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the dubs, Zack. In time, you will help them accomplish kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EngKxF3Cqh4
I believe.
I don't even want to watch that movie, but do you guys really expect that this doesn't set new records everywhere? It's fucking Batman, it'll make at least 1.5$ billion and will be loved everywhere. Reviews don't matter.
Its going to be 70%+
I can guarantee it
theres too much hope in it going under being spammed right now and meme magic will make it win
this board will never win because even meme magic is against us lads
>>67322983
He's an admitted fan of Ayn Rand, so that is almost a certainty.
Zacks highest score is 75% so it HAS to be better than that
76-85 desu
>>67323106
Yeah, capeshit always gets high reviews. Why? I don't know.
>>67323132
im sure it will be like 64
>capeshit wars
>Rt
>counting down the minutes until you find out how much Wb spent paying critics
Fuck you guys I'm outta here
>>67322994
WB chipped in to supply the audiences with unlimited refills. Disney refused and claimed their half of the proceeds were all going to some tranny sex change charity so they couldn't afford to take that big of a loss.
>>67323132
we spent all of our meme magic on that plain crash last year, I reckon
>>67322012
>fangirl war between capshit franchises
>>67323031
>when you dont give a shit about DC or marvel and only read pure nipponese manga
>>67323132
Imagine your life being based around shitty flicks about dudes in spandex and actually not only believing this, but spewing this retarded crap around.
>>67323199
dumb weeb cunt
>>67323167
JUST TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN BRO
THIS IS FUN
>>67323072
what did she mean by this?
From what I heard, it's incoherent piece of shit where nothing is done right.
There are some especially cringe moments related to the cameos and the batman vs superman fight scenes.
Also the music while good, never feels like it suits the same.
Basically, it's only slightly better than MoS because of Batman and Wonderwoman.
>>67323187
>plain
>>67322992
73%
20 MINS UNTIL THE DAWN OF CAPEKINO
>>67323179
See you in an hour big guy
>>67323132
>this board will never win because even meme magic is against us lads
we did it once, we can do it again
>>67323199
>weeb with a shit opinion
Get out obnoxious retard.
>>67323206
the mods hate us
all the boards hate us
almost every site except cancerous ones hate
we can't win
we used all are power on the first review being rotten
it'll be a fucking miracle if this gets lower than 70%
I don't know.
I have to wait for Mike and Jay to tell me how I can feel about this movie.
>>67323216
It's just a movie.
>>67323221
that's zack snyder being zack snyder word for word
>>67322382
Because I live in based america where muslim fucking shits are put on a leash.
>>67322992
50%
15 MINUTES
lets see how fast /tv/s opinion changes once the score is good
>2 days ago omg its the best thing ever posts
>yesterday omg it sucks
>half of today omg rotten JUST
>the rest of today after the reviews are good OMG BEST MOVIE EVER CAPEKINO FTW
>>67322983
>I'm starting to wonder if Zack Snyder has some kind of arrested psychological development.
You are on 4chan openly dwelling on the reception of a movie that you've already chosen to hate. I think you have bigger problems of your own to worry about.
>>67323132
I've seen the movie, and there's no way it will go below at least 88%. Best capeshit I've seen in about a decade, even though it did have some plot issues in the third act.
>>67322992
88%
it's a very good movie, Ben will win an Oscar for it
it will be between 40% and 50%
It'll get 63%. Screencap this post.
I was CORRECT in predicting Star Wars' score AND Deadpool's
>>67323266
Wow.
the trailer that shows batman fighting some random criminals has me pretty hyped
snyder can direct action at least, everything else ranges from ok to shit
THREAD THEME
INBOUND FIFTEEN MINUTES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JThPsJvEDg
>>67323324
Its almost like there's more than one person posting here.
>>67322249
Shouldn't you wait to see the score before you go into full damage control mode?
>>67323345
subtle but damn impressive
>post yfw the movie gets rave reviews and /tv/ will cry like a little bitch
>>67323360
>snyder can direct action at least,
BOYS
>>67323324
Look how much everyone lost their shit over 2 reviews from some Spanish guy.
>>67323360
What is Watchmen. He did everything absolutely fantastic not only fight scenes. You guys know nothing.
These mexicans need to be executed.
>>67323376
theres majority opinions that fucking shift all the time you fucking retard faggot piece of shit cunt moron
you would know if you weren't here from /v/
The birth of capekino is upon us!
somebody is about to be BTFO
it could be DCucks or it could be the rest of /tv/ but you're about to see a BTFOing
>>67323389
He probably has seen the movie and knows how awful it is.
>>67323324
my plan is if it gets good reviews i'll say theyre shills and we can trust mexican critics because DC wouldnt pay off mexican critics
>>67323419
>What is Watchmen. He did everything absolutely fantastic not only fight scenes. You guys know nothing.
Is CIA in this one?
What's his name again?
>>67322999
Trips of truth
>>67323400
Action has always been his strong point. Most of his movies get low scores because of plot issues and wooden characters.
>>67323347
Nah I'd say 68-69%
Screening this instead
>Manbabys think Snyders good at action
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD6HagsWk8A
>>67323451
yes
>>67323367
stock-epic-music.mp3
>>67323441
What would the score have to be to cause a tie?
like a 75% or something? What's the lowest score it could get to still be called a good movie?
Pic related are DC cucks currently.
>>67323465
his action is pure shit
>>67323401
MMMMMM
>>67323450
MMMMMMMM MMMMM BOYS
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>>67323451
no just a mention
>>67323329
I have watched the movie. I would call it a disappointment if I weren't already used to Snyder's output.
>>67323221
>and Wonderwoman.
>>67323457
Bin Afleki
>>67323471
when is synder going to get over the colour grading meme
>>67323389
I know it's shit.
But all this bullcrap about critics is just retarded.
>>67323441
What if the score is 60 and the movie is just average?
>>67323482
75% would be great for Snyder, but not exactly capekino.
>>67322068
>>67322095
>>67323394
>>67322382
Should have listened to based Poland and not Merkel and 2016 Meme-Man
>>67323132
Yeah, that's my bet too, all they need to make is a competent movie, that's it, fucking Thor gets 70+ and it has some of the worst action and side character in blockbuster. Stakes are too big for DC, they'll play if safe
>>67323514
thats im saying
it will get a better rating than man of steel
at least 64
>>67323471
Nice videogame.
>>67323419
This. I've always maintained Watchmen is the second-best comic book movie ever made. It's so vastly underrated it's fucking criminal. There's a reason Ebert gave it a perfect score.
MMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOYS, 5 MMMMMMMMMMMMMINUTES
>>67323199
Nobody here reads DC or Marvel comics either.
>>67323539
fuck you Junko
>>67323514
This is the age of Rotten Tomatoes. 60% of people liking a movie means it sucks.
WHY THIS SHIT
I WAS TOLD THIS WOULD BE CAPEKINO
I TOLD ALL MY FRIENDS THIS WOULD BE GREAT
I EVEN TOLD MY CRUSH
SHE WILL LAUGH AT ME AND FUCK SOME CHAD
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>67323514
Mediocre
>>67323471
>posting literally the only good example of live action adaptation of anime style combat besides MoS
>thinks it's evidence that he's bad
We get it. You don't like anime. But Snyder can do this as well as traditional action and most directors can't do either. If he's good at anything it's action.
>>67323564
>There's a reason Ebert gave it a perfect score.
Cancer.
Are people honestly trying to shit on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMltUXZkPUM
>>67323471
christ i feel like this is what i would have made if i was given hundreds of millions of dollars at 14.
>>67323586
what the fuck does this shit has to do with anime you literal inbred
>>67323575
>chad
How did you get out of /r9k/
>>67323601
JUST STOP SHOWING MORE FOOTAGE
JESUS CHRIST
>>67323465
Lol what? he can't direct action for shit, action in both Sucker Punch and MoS felt like a videogame on godmode, there's no stakes, no thrills, just people throwing each other into walls for 30 minutes.
B A N E ?
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>>67322382
>invite hordes of uneducated religious retards from 3rd world shitholes
>Guys help! They are killing us!
Wow, who would've thought?
>>67323601
Snyder knows how to make a trailer I can say that much.
5 MINUTES
YOU SAID SNYDER WOULD SAVE CAPESHIT
I EVEN BOUGHT MAN OF STEEL I WAS SO STUPID
WHY DO YOU DO THIS
WHY DO YOU TELL ME LIES
IT'S NOT FAIR
Batman doesn't kill Superman because he finds out Clark's mother is named Martha, just like his mother.
I'm not making this shit up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-m0ehT3_mo
FIVE MINUTES
REV UP YOUR BATMAN THEMES
BIG GUYS REPORT
>>67323564
Only this guy is right.
>>67323586
Just kill you're self.
>>67323662
jesus fucking christ
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