>capekino edition
embargo lifts in 2 and a half hours
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_v_superman_dawn_of_justice/
GET FUCKING HYPE
The fever
>>67319048
>>67319048
The action most likely
>>67319021
Why do DCfags have so much faith in this?
>>67319021
Who's ready for the DCucks butthurt?
>>67319068
The rage
great taste
Reminder.
>your last 2 digits are the RT score
>mfw i already saw the movie and it's actually great
Those fucking trash trailer got me worried as fuck
I feel I'm the only one who really enjoyed this movie.
>>67319087
>subtle damage control
nice
But if it gets good reviews /tv/ will say they were paid off.
>>67319113
rolling for 00
WHY
>>67319113
Rolling
>>67319113
>13%
damn...
>>67319113
It's going to get a 61
>>67319137
>>67319164
Somewhere between these two scores, most likely
>>67319112
Of what? Malick losing it? I love Terry, but his last 2 films were fucking terrible
>>67319098
I'm usually not the one to judge scores based on other movies, but his Room review doesn't make any sense. His gripe with it is that it's not melodramatic and over-the-top enough?
>>67319113
Lol
>>67319121
Its just Marvel people. I actually didn't know they were basically Jews until this moment, really desperate, not sure why both universes can't exist together but they want to see DC fail and are doing psyops to ensure it does.
Hopefully this means that useless hack Snyder will get the boot soon.
>>67319098
This is contradictory considering he gave a rotten to the newest YAshit.
>>67319180
>you could've stopped this
>>67319096
This is how it begins...
Holy shit you marveldrones are really shitting your pants aren't you?
Boys
>>67319239
Though I'm hearing Jeremy Irons' Alfred is supposed to be good. Maybe he'll make it watchable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce5vC_fBasE
>>67319257
DCucks on suicide watch
It's all ogre
>>67319225
Please let this happen. He's so fucking bad. The DCU basically doesn't have a chance to succeed with him leading it.
>Batman goes apeshit and kills people
>Gal Gadot can't act
>They kill Superman even though the next movie is the JL movie
>The CGI is terrible
>The dream sequences are poorly explained and come out of nowhere
This is the blunder of the century
>>67319021
superheronews rewiew was pulled off after saying ''it wasn't great'' and recieving bad like/dislike bar from fanboys
DC cucks on suicide watch
>Man of Murder
>Bat of Murder
MURDER LEAGUE
>>67319232
>that 13 hours review
Fucking dropped
>>67319113
rollerino
Just fuck my shit up senpai.
>>67319087
>how much have you Marvel/Disney fag?
Thanos with all the stones on the glove when?
I'd like to show my man of steel to Zack's wife if you know what I mean.
Also here is London Red carpet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxuEqQkYH3c
>>67319277
COPY OF A COPY OF A COPY OF A COPY OF Aif only they'd gotten Reznor to do the score
>>67319364
We know that Wonder Woman is a murderer as well, and it's pretty much a given that Aquaman will be a murderer so Snyder can make him "cool"
I think only Flash is safe
>>67319388
>I'd like to show my man of steel to Zack's wife
So you want a nigger to fuck her?
>>67319363
Huh? Proof? SHN went crazy on their twitter reactions.
>>67319113
rolling
>>67319399
JUST
>>67319399
Is this faggot flash?
Seriously?
>>67319399
Who is this supposed to be GL or Flash?
I'm reading a deleted brazilian review.
Very stupid and poorly written, the guy who wrote it is a bazzinganist, but here are some points:
>very comic-booky and true to the source material, even if the tone is still dark
>Ben Affleck is great as a Frank Miller inspired Batman. He's a saddist and the first scene he's in is shot like a horror movie. His gadgets are also well-explained.
>Gal Gadot makes the reviewer think about the spartans in 300, because she's a sexy badass that smiles during battle
>Lex Luthor is Mark Zuckerberg
Sounds like shit and the review reads more like an advertisement piece
What does capekino mean?
I haven't been keeping up with da /tv/ dank meems lately.
>>67319364
That part where Batman shoots a guy execution style was really fucked up.
>embargo lifts in 2 and a half hours
What does that mean? Is it a bad thing?
>>67319399
He looks great actually.
/fa/ flash
2 rotten already
based Spaniards, ayyyy lmao
>>67319441
Flash
>>67319454
It doesn't matter. Capekino was a mistake.
>>67319485
It means critics will be able to post their reviews
>>67319438
I had no idea that Daffy duck, Rocket Raccoon and She-hulk were part of the DCuck universe
>>67319489
He looks like a tryhard fuckboy.
2 rottens in
>>67319399
"I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit" -Barry Allen, 2016
H Y P E B O Y Z
>>67319113
00 get
>>67319113
Rolling for God Emperor of Memes.
>>67319485
It means DCfags are going to kill themselves in 2 hours.
>>67319364
>muh Donner Superman didn't kill Zod
>muh Nolan Batman didn't push Harvey Dent to his death
>
Not only is this a big let down in every sense, it makes you wonder if the rest of the DC Comics films will have the same fate. [Full review in Spanish]
DC ON SUICIDE WATCH
THIS IS A RED ALERT
DC ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67319494
these guys are mexicans, the reviews from spain will be out in 2 hours
>>67319438
I like that there are some really non-humanoid ones.
>>67319454
Just some dcuck meme
>>67319525
Awww So cute.
I love millennial Flash, i don't care what you faggots say.
>>67319113
save me 4chan.
>>67319399
female legs lmao
>>67319512
Yes in a episode of Duck Dodgers he became a Green Lantern. He even fights sinestro.
>>67319180
Meanwhile Alan Moore looks healthier than ever.
>>67319514
there's nothing tryhard about his fit, it's a great fit.
Based Spain
>expels muslims
>expels jews
>warns you about BvS
>>67319444
>because she's a sexy badass that smiles during battle
>Lex Luthor is Mark Zuckerberg
>Apparently positive review
>Negative comments
So is DC finished or what?
>>67319494
>El primer desacierto de Batman vs Superman es haber involucrado a Geoff Johns, director creativo de DC Comics, en el rol de productor ejecutivo. Es evidente que Warner Bros., ante la respuesta dividida que recibió El hombre de acero, recurrió a él en aras de que su incipiente universo fÃlmico estuviera empapado de todas las sensibilidades comiqueras que satisficieran a los fans inconformes con el relanzamiento de Superman.
>Pero al hacer eso el estudio no observó que aquello que funciona en viñetas no necesariamente lo hará al momento de traducirse al cine live-action.
Way too comic booky, based mexican
>>67319569
>I love flaming homosexual Flash
Ftfy
>>67319098
>room
>5.5
fastest man alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsctkiTJrWo
>>67319113
checkem
>>67319330
>They kill Superman
Wew lad who could have seen that coming.
>The dream sequences
Please elaborate.
>>67319591
his black magic snake god will preserve him.
so, will it be great or is it just a meme?
I've seen the movie already. It's fantastic, probably the best comic book movie since Dark Knight and will likely be this year's Mad Max in terms of visuals and critical acclaim. I've enjoyed most of the Marvel movies but I gotta say nothing they have done so far compares to this. I'm sitting here smiling to myself knowing these guys giving it shit right now will have their minds blown when it's all said and done.
>>67319113
I'm ready
>>67319505
>>67319598I do.
Cant wait to see how they make Barry gay.
>>67319021
>tfw marvel-fag reviewers give it rotten ratings just because
>>67319628
Hey Zack
>>67319628
>5 cents have been deposited to your bank account.
6.3
over
>>67319628
This is some top damage control.
>>67319399
literally looks like me but even gayer if possible
based
>>67319628
the spanish review reads like the guy knows what he is talking about: no logic and a bunch of scenes made to look good on a trailer.
>>67319113
Rolling
>>67319113
please we all know this movie is capekino
Kek, show them the truth
>>67319653
Gays not welcome
>>67319670
BASED RUSSIA
>>67319628
>>67319670
>>67319518
D C I S F I N I S H E D
>>67319695
confirmed
>>67319673
So you look like Elliot Rodger
Congrats
>>67319225
>>67319310
DC doesn't need plebs like you. There is always MCU for lower intelligent beings like you two.
>tfw when this will be the Batman & Robin of our generation
>DC makes serious movies
>>67319759
Wow that comic looks terrible.
![dc44a5008c88146cd52e2326d18ad5cd[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6gc6EGH.png "dc44a5008c88146cd52e2326d18ad5cd[1].png")
>>67319714
>Marvelfags
>>67319761
IT'S A METAPHOR FOR GOD YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT
>>67319749
>Batman v Superman is the thinking's man capeshit
>>67319749
All capeshit is plebeian garbage.
>>67319663
>>67319665
>>67319671
I don't even give a shit about Marvel vs DC or whatever. Just wait til you see the movie yourself. Everyone who has seen it already agrees with me.
>>67319733
I look like fucking terry
which he looks like perfectly. How is there not a beyond movie with him?
>>67319801
traslate yo shit, commie
>>67319782
Silence child, adults are talking.
NOOOO
>/tv/ now argues what capeshit is better
It's dead
>>67319801
I don't speak communist. What is he saying?
>>67319761
>the space penises symbolize virility and impregnation and they're heading for another planet
visual storytelling at its finest. there's also some rather clever and subtle Christian imagery sprinkled throughout the film (you may have to watch it a few times to notice though)
>>67319782
its actually pretty good pleb
>>67319801
>>67319804
Jesus, are you 12?
>>67319811
Post pics you delusional neckbeard
>>67319831
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>67319113
rollin
>>67319722
dubs confirm, conformation
>>67319783
Those are Fox dumbass, and no one here is defending or saying shit like "OMGZ AGE OF ULTRON RULZ, MARVEL DA BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXD"
>>67319749
>he thinks capeshit A is better than capeshit B!
Tell me what makes DC faggots to be this highly delusional.
>>67319839
>there's also some rather clever and subtle Christian imagery sprinkled throughout the film (you may have to watch it a few times to notice though)
I hope you're being sarcastic.
>>67319831
F I N I S H E D
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>>67319814
>>67319838
"torrents soon"
God damn, didn't know so many of you were hype for this. I'll see it, but it's just capeshit. It's going to be lowest denominator entertainment.
>>67319816
>>67319840
I'm not the one reading cartoon books made for children.
>>67319759
>IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND A MOBY DICK FOR YOUR AHAB, A MORIARTY TO YOUR HOLMES
>>67319670
>>67319801
>>67319842
>implying anyone understands slavrunes
>>67319761
I didn't see this in the theater.
Were there people laughing out load?
>>67319761
>sends them away in a huge ship while their own planet explodes
>somehow their stasis is controlled remotely from krypton and not the ship
>their prison ship has the parts needed to escape the phantom zone lmao
This whole movie was retarded
Review floodgates open when?
>>67319883
It's payback after enduring weeks of Charles and his army of goons making all those bait threads in /tv/.
>>67319855
>those are FOX dumbass
>literally Marvel properties
>FOX only owns publishing rights for the films
WEW LAD
One fucking dumb retard over here.
Looks like Zootopia wins another week-end
>>67319844
>>67319873
what? I'm just saying that MoS isn't some stupid Marvel movie where it's just superheroes and explosions and dialogue, it's more thoughtful and complex. Snyder is an excellent filmmaker, and many people just don't ''get'' his films because they are intellectual.
>>67319951
>Furries V Capeshitters: Dawn of Cringehood
>>67319968
Do these cunts get payed? Honest question.
>>67319943
>being this stupid
>>67319886
Being underage while posting in this place is against the rules. Please don't attempt to reply to me again until you reach the appropriate age.
>>67319842
Translation:
>I have no idea about the reasons for western press' positive review of BvS. Here in Moscow everyone says it's shit.
>>67319113
patrician coming through
>>67319873
No, but you have to pay attention cause there layers upon layers of meaning that you might miss if you are not too much into film.
>>67319686
>>67319708
>>67319810
Also I don't particularly like comic movies, the Dark Knight Trilogy is pretty much all I can stomach, but BvS was a great action movie all around. I seriously don't see any other action film topping it this year.
I'm going to see it at least 2 more times in theaters because there's a lot to digest, it's a very long and very complex movie. If you could combine the Dark Knight, Mad Max, and a Greek epic is the only way I can describe this movie.
>>67319838
>>67319814
>>67319913
Says that Snyder is a profession funeral director, fuck knows what that means, either a)there's a funeral scene and it looks great OR b)the movie is as boring and dead as funerals
>>67319842
This one is "i don't know why it's gettШng praisesin western press, everyone in Moscow screening hated it"
![1450738400610[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mVySbBQ.png "1450738400610[1].png")
>>67320001
>being this stupid
>only rebuttal for having your anal cavity blown out the back of your head is a "N-N-NO YOU!"
PSA: everyone on this board is top memeing today. 95 percent of tv users will see and love this kino
jk Hahahahaha DC is finished amiright???:)
>>67320008
>when I become a man I put away childish things
You do realize you're on a meme anime-themed anonymous site discussing a comic book movie and calling people children because they don't like a retarded kid's comic, right?
>>67319986
>Snyder is an excellent filmmaker,
Stopped reading there.
Instead of focusing on ticket and merchandising sales, Warner Brothers will determine success or failure through online critic scores.
Surely. That's what happened last time too. And everything will be alright.
>>67319113
Official RT score coming through.
>>67319943
>WEW LAD
Wait, so the local /pol/tard is a DC fan?
What is going on?
batman and lex luthor were the highlights of the movie.
THAT FUCKING BATMOBILE THO
>>67319114
DCKEKS DAMAGE CONTROL IN FULL EFFECT
What does she mean?
What is it about this movie that makes you all behave like obnoxious assholes?
>>67319218
>>67319121
This. I loved MoS and I like most Marvel Studios shit. I don't understand why Marvel fags get so angry with DC. That being said I was born in 84 and I remember this shit going on even in the early 90s when kids were collecting the cards. Everyone thought Superman was gay because he wasn't grimdark enough.
>>67320116
Gross
>if it gets good reviews, I'll enjoy the /tv/ buttdevastation
>if it gets bad reviews, I'll enjoy the shitposting
This is a win-win in my book familia.
>>67319687
tbqh that's something that can be said of absolutely any Snyder movie ever without watching or even seeing their posters
>>67319839
>>67319986
>>67320043
The Christian symbolism is extremely obvious. You Snyder fanboys are retarded.
>>67320152
You new here?
Why does everyone want this to fail so bad?
>>67320094
Yes, shit movies can be successful.
>>67319599
Room is awful
>>67320197
/tv/ hates capshit
simple as that
>>67319986
This. everyone expects run-of-the-mill capeshit from him so they overlook all the subtle nuances in his films. Snyder does for action films what Nolan does for science fiction.
>>67320197
because marvelcucks
>>67320175
>muh board culture.
Grow the fuck up. I'm glad a movie bothers you.
>>67320161
this
>>67320047
>the movie is as boring and dead as funerals
based commies saving us from capeshit
>>67320197
It's less of a want and more of an expectation
>>67320197
It's just coming off ass desperate and cringe at this point.
>>67320172
Your just butthurt cause you had to google it man. It's OK, you'll start making your own analyses soon enough of you keep watching film.
>>67320047
>everyone in Moscow screening hated it
BASED COMMUNISTS!
>>67320172
>You Snyder fanboys are retarded.
Not them but the fact that muh jesus thing this is the only refutation to the discussion of themes in MoS kind of works against your argument. Wow you pointed out some obvious symbols anon and missed everything else. Way to prove you aren't an idiot.
>>67320197
For the shitposting and memes, of course.
>>67320240
>Spanish
>understanding what kino is
Figures.
>>67320240
Fake and gay. Use more convincing font next time.
>>67319200
>>67319277
>>67319388
>>67319399
>>67319444
>>67319700
>>67319600
>>67319599
>>67319722
>>67319733
>>67319788
>>67319811
>>67319833
>>67319844
>>67319855
>>67319900
>>67320066
I miss Nolan Batman already.
>>67320161
My nigga. I didn't really like MoS but I want BvS to be a downright masterpiece because I think the buttblasted marvel posters are always more more "authentic" than the DC posters. Tbh you can tell they're the actual ones who give a fuck and it's way funnier
>>67319673
Did you father fugged gook?
>>67319782
It's not bad, but it's a copy of Sandman: World's End featuring Batman. It still goes to show how Gaiman at his hackiest is still better than most cape writers.
>>67320161
this, it's crazy to think there are people treating it otherwise
>>67320161
pretty much this
>>67320256
Go away, Snyder. I noticed the Jesus symbolism the first time I watched the movie. It's as subtle as a brick.
>>67320317
>Muslim Mind Control ACTIVATE
>>67319438
>whale lantern
I'd probably watch a cape shit movie about a super hero space whale 2BH PHAM
>>67320261
>you pointed out some obvious symbols anon and missed everything else
Why do people continue to pretend that film had any depth? Are you really so dazzled by pretty pictures that you start to see things that aren't there?
>>67320249
>It's just coming off ass desperate and cringe at this point.
It has been that way since 2012ish. The original fa/tv/irgins may have been bitter and disapproved of a lot of shit, but some of them actually generated thoughtful serious and/or ironic criticisms. Anyone who shits on movies with 4 words or less is obviously new and trying to fit in.
>>67320240
who cares what a spanish cunt has to say. The movie is going to get rotten scores cuz it's popular opinion to give DC movies bad score, just as marvel movies get great scores no matter how copy/paste or bad they are.
>>67320317
Poor things. Waiting expectantly for the embargo to be lifted but they're gonna be so disappointed and soul-crushed.
>>67320333
Sure you did, kiddo. Run along back to daycare and talk to all your toddler friends about how much you love captain America 1 and avengers
>>67320359
It's that faggotty millenial "it's cool to hate things" meme that ruined this board. Only people under 25 still do it.
So what do you think it will make in total? 1.3 billion is my bet.
>>67320396
I don't like Marvel shit or Snyder shit, you pathetic fanboy.
>>67320408
Projected 2 billion
>still 105 minutes to go
HURRY IT UP REEEEEEEE
>>67320045
>If you could combine the Dark Knight, Mad Max, and a Greek epic is the only way I can describe this movie.
>>67320359
so why are you still here 4 years later?
>>67320333
Of course you did, kid.
Of course you did.
>>67319913
"Somewhere 6.3. First half is too boring and too much corny dialog for teens"
>>67320317
>>67320350
It's not the deepest movie ever. But both its visual and thematic depth extend beyond the christ allegory. You are literally an idiot if you aren't aware of it. Even the morons on here were able to notice the flying penises.
>>67320284
Do you think it would be different if the Batman were Nolan's Batman rather than a new Batman?
>>67320172
holy shit I never noticed that actually.
yet another reason why his films merit several rewatches.
>>67320490
what is this and can you give me a link?
>>67320197
Schadenfreude towards the people that were hyped to see it.
I tried to warn them, but they wouldn't listen.
>>67320284
Chris and his brother very obviously phoned it in for TDKR. I don't know why anyone would miss Nolan Batman after leaving on such a sour note.
I won't be able to make the next thread btw
>>67320383
But it's so easy to make a good blockbuster. Why does DC fail so hard each time?
>>67320495
>visual and thematic depth
>Zack Snyder movie
kill yourself
who cares? All capeshit aside from the first Spiderman film and TDK is a complete waste of fucking time
>>67320490
>>67320197
You mean you didn't notice the retarded DC shills who keep making those cringey capekino threads?
ITS OVER
>>67320476
You Snyder fanboys are delusional. Anyone familiar with Jesus would instantly notice the symbolism. It isn't subtle or deep.
>>67320445
Anything under TFA would be a disappoint. I read it's the new yardstick for commercial success around Hollywood.
>>67320568
why does Urien hate this movie so much
is it because he's never going to be in SFV
>>67320497
It wouldn't work. Affleck is playing Justice League Batgod, not Batman. Besides, Nolan doesn't like the direction Snyder has taken things from what I can tell (suggested he not have Superman kill Zod, not producing anything beyond MoS).
>>67320568
>>67319021
Didn't this have 11% on RT? I couldn't have been dreaming
>>67320510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxuEqQkYH3c
>>67320197
Personally it's nothing but personal spite:
- Snyder is an Objectivism cuck.
- Gadot is a Zionist Jew.
- Goyer is just a faggot.
- Ben Affleck is Ben Affleck.
>>67320317
>bin allah flick making fun of the manlet zach is
>>67320490
>manlet gets mad and tries to strike the bat but can't even reach his head
>>67320554
>tries to act cool
when will they learn?
>>67320530
I like TDKR, no amount of meming can ruin that film for me.
>>67320116
>tfw same hairline in 22
hold me /tv/
>>67319021
>trusting RT
>ever
Film critics contribute nothing to society. They aren't capable of having real jobs that are intellectually demanding or that require hard work. The only thing film critics have in abundance is the luck that propelled them into one of the cushiest professions there is. Film critics hate fun action movies, such as BvS, Watchmen, Tron Legacy, and prefer pretentious tripe, like Boyhood, because they are scared to admit that film is no longer a profound medium for story-telling. Society has gotten so stupid to the point that a film almost always needs high-end special effects and cgi to capture their feeble, fleeting attentions. This is why film critics invariably put these types of films in a box they label "rotten." The two exceptions to this are 1) Avatar, which has an rt score of 83%, and 2) the Marvel (but not DC) superhero films. Avatar received high acclaim for its innovative blend of cgi with real action. Marvel films have received high acclaim, because the critics have been bought by the Jews running Disney.
>>67320464
I keep thinking it's going to get better and it never does. The humor becomes more base, cliquey, and pointlessly memetic every month. If anything even remotely clever gets posted, some anon gets super proud of himself and samefags to try to force it as a meme and fails everytime. It's fucking pathetic as fuck to watch. No one here has any self respect.
tl;dr i have no good reason to be here
>>67320530
>Chris and his brother very obviously phoned it in for TDKR
TDKR was more silly than the other two movies on purpose. Nolan was just having fun with a more lighthearted movie.
>>67320213
>/tv/ is one person
capekino faggot
>>67319113
>No dubs yet
mediocre.
