Where were you when the DCEU died before it even began?
Who will be the next Uriel?
What will be the first fresh movie DC makes?
>>67316650
>yfw DCucks get BTFO again
>>67316727
>6/10
>rotten
THEY DID IT AGAIN
>>67316785
His review was vastly negative and that 6/10 was a 'meh' score
RT knew his intention
>>67316727
>>67316650
>fresh (0) rotten (2)
my sides just reached Alpha Centauri
>I had more fun watching the Ghostbusters trailer than Batman v Superman
DC is ruined
>>67316727
>Full review in Spanish
>spanish/beaners
>worth listening
jesus fucking christ
everyone on twitter is now saying
>people are going to be split on this movie
shit ratings incoming
>>67316715
better question is what will happen first, a rotten MCU movie, or a fresh DC movie?
Reminder that Knight of Cups was panned as well.
Plebian tomatoes can't into kino.
>>67316650
>full review in spanish
who gives a shit
>>67316994
That's what i'm seeing too.
Between the people who will be angry that Batman kills, the Superman death and the fact that the movie is dissapointing, there will be a shitstorm.
>tfw not even a Marvelfag but still glad this is happening after the hourly transparent BvS shilling threads
>>67316994
>everyone on twitter is now saying
>>people are going to be split on this movie
citation needed
>>67317087
That nigga is a national treasure.
>>67316994
I hope it's objectively great but if it isn't I hope it's complete shit. I don't want to see internet debates about this stupid movie years later like Man of Steel.
>>67316650
>2 spanish reviewers
>Uriel
you can't make this shit up
3 1/2 more hours until embargo officially lifts
>all these KEK MARVEL or KEK DC
>not realizing that superhero films are all literally the cancer of western media designed for children and short attention spans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2tGEiYU9KU
It's ight DC bros, we tried.
>people thought this movie wasn't going to suck after seeing the doomsday trailer
Please Disney, buy DC already and put Bruce Timm in charge.
>>67316958
This. How can they rate this movie when they can't even understand English?
EMBARGO BROKEN!!
>>67317140
Why is Chris Evans such an asshole?
>>67317169
>there well almost certainly be a DC vs Marvel movie in our lifetime
Redlettermedia was completely 100% right on Man of Steel and I can't wait to see their review on this shit.
>>67316650
And the second guy does think MoS was shit, so fanboys can rule out bad taste as an excuse.
WHERE SCRUFFI AT
>>67316958
>being this butthurt that some capeshit flick is confirmed for fake.
Fucking 12 year old.
>>67317121
But Man of Steel was absolute dogshit, anon.
Thread themes go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvwMIiOUC9o
Seriously, though, why would a company need to put an embargo on reviews if the movies they made were good?
This is the same shit with spoilers. The only people benefitting from withholding spoilers are the makers, not you.
>>67317189
Te entiendo perfectamente, ese.
>there are people who know the difference between DC capeshit and Marvel capeshit
>there are people who actually foster a 'rivalry' between the two
>>67316650
I was on fandango
Marvelcuck
>>67317189
I don't know man...maybe they are bilingual? Use subititles? A real mistery...
>>67317121
This. Just think, there are still people to this day that act like contrarian faggots and say Man of Steel wasn't a good movie.
>mfw Civil War gets 90%+ RT score
>>67317259
95%+
>>67317121
The people pretending man of steel is good are just trolling.
Its epic.
>>67317259
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
DC WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING CAPEKINO AAAAAAAAAAH
You're all trying so fucking hard and it's just coming off as the biggest cringe-fest ever.
>>67317225
>Seriously, though, why would a company need to put an embargo on reviews if the movies they made were good?
This. If they trusted the reviews would be good then they would want it out there ASAP. The embargo is a warning sign.
>>67317295
>"cringe" in 2016
Now that's quote unquote "cringe worthy"
>>67316902
For it to be ruined it had to at some stage be good...
>>67316727
>two spics rate an American movie
>LEL DC cucks btfo!!
Marvelfags are getting scared.
where were you when cape shit was kill
>>67317295
Kys
>>67317295
The only cringe is coming from retards like you defending this shitty movie.
>>67316650
watching Green lantern
>thinking this moview will caught up with Marvel's success
DKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>hurr durr BvS will be an artistic achievement
>hurr based Snyder
>durr capekino
I love to see you pretentioua retards get proven wrong.
Where's your "capekino" faggots?
Snyder is a hack, always will be.
Fucking underaged redditors.
>>67317324
12 year old detected
>>67317295
DESPERATE
C
U
C
K
>>67316902
I think everybody had it
>>67317259
Reminder
>>67317295
Tell that to the endless nonsensical "lelele MARVEL BTFO WILL THEY EVER RECOVER???" threads that we've had to endure for the past few months at least. I don't give a shit about any of this, but this is more than warranted.
>>67316999
Well, WB reserved a date in March 2018, quite possibly Affleck's solo Batman movie. WB will have Suicide Squad later this year, so I think fresh DC movie 1st.
>>67317345
Butthurt 12 year old batman fan detected
>>67317345
>he says while defending a superhero flick
Fucking manchild.
>>67316727
>>67317363
Yeah that movie was great. You dont actually let the contrarians here get to you right?
>>67317363
I loved this movie to be honest.
>>67317366
More than warranted? "Board culture" has fucked up your way of thinking.
Classic Uriel
>>67317363
RT is shit.
Gaymer gate was not the only form of "journalism" where reviews are contingent on the social goals of SJWs.
Why people think it has any legitimacy is beyond me
>>67317075
>Batman kills
Wait, he does?
>>67317380
>I'm above superhero flicks
okay k i d
>>67317416
>Zootopia
>not great
I think you need to go, Read did it.
>DC cucks realize they'll never have a decent live-action superhero movie
>Wimper back to low-budget animated films
>Acceptance achieved
>Thread theme ensues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uLPjiITqqY
>>67317410
Explain how.
http://strawpoll.me/7154818
http://strawpoll.me/7154818
http://strawpoll.me/7154818
>Zack Snyder
>completely fucks up MoS
>get him back for the biggest movie in your line up
they had it coming
>>67317416
Hey faggot your fucking capeshit spandex infomercial flick isn't deserving of anything but scorn and hate.
>Marvel: capeshit
>DC in general: capefilms
>Nolan/Snyder DC: absòlute capekino
Know the difference, /tv/
>>67317431
In one of the trailers, he straight up puts a man's face through the floor.
The only place that doesn't count as murder is Toon Town.Also there are other, more direct cases according to some leaks.
>>67317446
>Dude everything sucks lmao
Faggot millenials
>>67317472
I know you're a tasteless fucking pleb, charles
The Marvel formula is like BBT. Just cram the movie full of references and tropes to achieve as much mass appeal as possible so that nobody hates it. A good RT score just means that nobody hated it.
Considering how retarded people are these days that's not necessarily a good thing.
At least DC goes out on a limb and tries to make thematically consistent movies.
I couldn't see DC ending a movie with a "dance off".. and if they did people would pan the movie. But people already expect Marvel to be a Disney cartoon and they don't expect it to be serious. DC is held up to a higher standard.
>>67317345
>>67317487
>millenials
1980-1999
chances are, you're a millenial.
>>67317441
>spotted the furry
>>67317439
Literally everyone with half a brain is above capeshit despite the fact that you don't want to grow up.
Are you really defending your comic book kiddie shit?
LOL
Fucking pathetic.
>>67317363
Even /tv/ can admit that that movie is fucking great.
DCfag here, I admit that its over. at least they tried, sort of.
Reminder.
(Other thread was deleted.)
>>67317487
What the FUCK are you even talking about?
>>67317507
>DC films are shit on purpose
>>67317507
Better than Man of Steel
>>67316650
Critics have my name
>Uriel
>I´M BASED?
>>67316727
>>67317431
Yes.
Batman goes apeshit and starts to shoot people down.
>>67317565
All marvel films are better than MoS
>>67317507
>DC is held up to a higher standard.
Talk for yourself, Mr. I-get-triggered-by-small-jokes-that-ease-tension-after-a-long-battle-scene, MoS was shit.
>>67316727
Indifference because I'm not an insecure neckbeard
>>67317431
Yes. A lot.
There's a part where he
>forces a goon down on his knees
>puts barrel of gun against the back of goon's head
>the guy is sobbing uncontrollably, snot dangling from his nose, begging for his life
>Bat of Murder remains merciless
>''Tell me... do you bleed?''
>''P-please *crying* please don't--
>''You will.''
>Batman puts a bullet through his head, point blank execution style, you see goon's face get ripped into itty bitty pieces
>>67317444
Marvel comics
>most of the books are semi serious to super serious grimdark shit
>the movies are relatively fun cape adventures
>DC comics
>most of the books are relatively fun cape adventures
>the movies are all grimdark super serious shit
I like DC comics, I like their animation division, but godamn does WB go full retard when trying to make live action movies with DC properties
>Deadpool has shown R rated cape movies are viable
>WB is suddenly interested in doing a Lobo movie again
>WB has been on and off about wanting a Lobo movie since the late 90's because they want it to be a big money maker but don't want it to be R-rated
>chances are if WB goes through with it, it'll still be shit since it won't be over the top violence and destruction that lobo is known for
>>67317565
Man of Steel isn't a Disney cartoon. Schlock is easy to make. Marvel could never make a serious movie with apocalyptic consequences.
>>67317507
>DC goes out on a limb
>DC goes out on a limb and makes Batman v Superman
>average critic rating 7.8/10
>average audience rating 4.4/5
>For a marvel IP that most marvel fans had never heard of
>>67317363
It's a good film. It's not hysterical but it's funny enough, and it's a good and less formulaic superhero movie that's visually beautiful.
>>67317548
80% must be for paying all the shills here
>>67317621
I've watched Disney cartoons with better story and pacing than Man of Steel and it didn't take me 2 and a half hours.
"Its going to be capekino!" - /tv/
>>67316650
at home, reading classic X-Men comics.
>>67317146
Literally this
>>67316727
>>67316834
>>67316885
>>67316925
>>67317332
You all should be the ones getting bombed by isis
>>67317621
Marvel can't even do cinematography to pretend like they're trying to make anything but a live-action cartoon.
>>67317621
>Disney cartoon
>Schlock
Snow White was so good that even the jews at the Oscars had to give it an award.
>>67317601
It's true. If DC tried dorky shit like Hulk one shotting the villain in a comedy scene in JL everyone would shit on the movie. But since Marvel is a cartoon people don't care.
>>67317453
About half of /tv/ are petulant losers apparently. Why would you ever hope a movie is bad?
>>67317621
>Marvel could never make a serious movie with apocalyptic consequences.
Mostly because their universe is too big. Something powerful enough to legitimately threaten the entire marvel universe would simply be absurd.
Whereas earf seems to be the center of the DC universe.
>m-m-m-muh capekino
Where were you when the pretentious tryhard fa/tv/irgins got BTFO by reality?
>has 10/10 review everywhere else
>two spics get mad at it because subtle BUILD WALL themes
>DC BTFO HAHAHAH WE DID IT REDDIT
warners bros trying to save face? LMAO
This is spider man 3 all over again
>>67317663
As long as they keep J-Law's screentime down similar to DOFP, Apocalypse will be best comic book movie of the year.
I wonder how much you Marvel cucks are geting paid to shil here
>>67317690
>pretentious tryhard fa/tv/irgins
>>>>capekino
You mean tasteless plebeians capeshit fans laughed out of /co/ and from /v/?
>>67317507
GotG is actually a really good popcorn flick because it isn't taking itself too seriously, you know like le Avengers and so on.
If you can't see how different directors are making different Marvel flicks than you are beyond retarded and need to start collecting stamps or some shit.
This being said I don't need critic reviews to enjoy a capeshit. I'd rather go, see and form my own opinion about it.
>>67317690
You mean/co/ fags like you
Go fuck yourself neckbeard.
>>67317699
>has 10/10 review everywhere else
Pray tell, where are these 10/10 reviews?
>>67317699
those reviews are audience scores that amount to "this movie will be so rad i already bought my ticket!"
Ever since that Doomsday trailer, it should've been obvious that this was going to be retarded. My only hope is that the killer Batman rumors are true so there will be at least one thing worth watching this for.
>>67317699
>subtle BUILD WALL themes
is it wrong that I want to watch it now?
>>67317690
I'm still seeing it. Twice. I'm sincerely glad that personally offends you.
>>67317699
It doesn't have reviews, it has early twitter reactions, which are positive 96% of the time.
>>67317699
Look at this kid doing this amount of mental gymnastics to not admit capeshit is *gasp* shitty.
Kill yourself manchild.
>>67317706
Spider-Man 3 was alright though.
>>67316727
>>67317663
X-Men is the second worst of the popular marvel comics.
Deadpool is number 1.
>>67317690
I'm pretty sure the "capekino" faggots were joking.
At least i hope they were joking.
>>67317309
It's pathetic how you DCucks always have to bring up Marvel. I don't give a fuck about the company wars, I just enjoy watching capeshit fail.
>>67317683
Reminder,
Catwoman one shotted Bane and it was in fact literal shit.
>>67317507
>Movies should not be fun or enjoyable. Movies everyone hates are objectively superior to movies everyone hates
k
>>67316727
>>67317756
You have no life regardless
THEY REMOVED A ROTTEN
MARVELKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67317677
>Old Disney
When's the last time they put something out of that caliber ?
>>67317741
>>67317772
>not even released
>dropping that fast
it was 9.7 yesterday
>>67317705
>>67317784
yes this
I'll give props to Snyder, he made some risky decisions that could have paid off.
Batman raping Amy Adams on screen though might have been too much
>>67317772
>spamming 10/10's when you haven't seen it
DCucks everyone
>>67316727
>>67317784
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>67317753
I hope they were marketers.
>>67317737
you mathematically figured out something like that?
>RIP DC EU
>More sober music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VBex8zbDRs
>>67316650
Well, look on the bright side. At least they have a nice soundtrack.
>>67317688
You could say the same thing about DC, by the way. And Marvel's "big bad" Thanos is a weaker rip off of Darkseid in the first place.
Plus the movie universe is different anyway.
>>67317736
>you guys are talking like retards
>does it offend you? Yeah?
Fuck off underaged, learn to argue.
>>67317816
>-/10
>HAHAHAH HES SPAMMING WHAT A KEK
what?
>>67317813
well his parents are dead, the fuck you expect from the guy?
>>67317621
You want a movie about someone who has superpowers, and uses them to fight crime at night instead of actually solving any problems, AND you want it to be serious? Are you retarded?
>>67317705
Reviews are not supposed to come out until 6pm
>>67317816
to be fair, that's pretty standard marketing for anything remotely high profile.
Even american fucking gangster was 9.7 on imdb before anyone saw it.
>>67317741
>expecting caperetards to get Raimi
Zack Snyder was hired to sabotage DC.
>>67317849
I'm talking about all the 10/10 ratings on IMBD and reviews where people in fact mention they haven't seen it yet.
>DCucks reading comprehension
>>67317819
you wouldn't be talking about the Chaos Emeralds would you
worth watching in IMAX 3D?
>>67317781
You're a fucking DCuck, you're more of a pathetic no life than me. I just laugh at capeshit, you get emotionally invested in this stupid shit.
>>67317768
Cartoons should be cartoons, I half agree.
>>67316650
They're Spanish reviews, bruh. Those fancy Mexicans. Don't like superhero movies. They prefer movies with realism that have downer endings for no reason.
What the?
It's not down to 1 rotten review, though both rotten reviews are on display.
Is DC doing damage control and making RT get rid of the reviews?
>>67317847
Lol look who's taking kid.
>>67317741
Studio interference
>>67317901
And he's doing an amazing job.
>some capeshit flop has the highest budget ever
It's like poetry.
>>67317841
>Thanos
>weaker than Darkseid
>>67317924
like zoolander 2?
DCucks in full damage control mode
>>67317483
it's a superhero movie, it was done to look cool, not to show that batman kill guys
>Jessica Jones bigblack cocksuccess
>Deadpool huge success
>Daredevil season 2 huge success
>Focus group rating for Civil War is the highest yet for Marvel
DC isnt even in the same league.
>>67317507
i just cant stand the fucking quips in marvel movies. a friend got me to watch age of ultron in the theaters and i had to roll my eyes every five minutes because of joss whedons "witty" dialogue
>>67317924
On the contrary.
Mexicans love their capeshit movies.
If they are hating on this, it is a bad sign.
>market the entire movie around Wonder Woman
>she's in it for less than 10 minutes
BWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67317901
This can't be real.
>>67317926
There is an embargo buddy, there shouldnt even be reviews there.
>>67317916
Haha look how angry you are.
>>67317894
I still stand by that Spiderman 1 and to a lesser extent 2 are the best superhero films of all time.
They encapsulated comic book wonder like no other movie has.
Watching Spiderman 1 as a kid was fucking magical. You'd have to pry my ass off my spidey costume.
For the longest time, Spiderman 1 held the box office record.
Spiderman TRUE GOAT.
P.S FUCK ANDREW GARFIELD.
>Just two rotten tomato scores
>Saying it's already over
>Even trusting rotten tomatoes or any critics for that matter when someone like Roger Ebert panned usual suspects
Now I'm not saying that Baseball bat vs can of soup will be good. What I'm saying is actually wait till the movie comes out and make an opinion of your own instead of believing two reviews that just came out like a fucking retard.
>>67317933
Go watch your comic book kiddy shit anon, us adults are making fun of your lot between ourselves.
>>67316650
http://www.garuyo.com/cine/batman-vs-superman-critica-resena-estreno
>Batman vs Superman: Una decepción para el cine de superhéroes:
>Batman vs. Superman: A deception for superhero movies
>>67317912
>3D
Last movie to do it right was How To Train Your Dragon. Pick IMAX 2D if possible, even if it's not the true 70MM.
>>67317970
If this was a Marvel movie, I'd be inclined to believe you.
However, they are trying their darndest to make it look like they're super realistic, and not at all "comicbooky".
>>67317916
At least he's not emotionally invested in trying to sound cool to strangers on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.
>>67317901
>dildo pods
what the fuck snyder you dragon dildo loving shit
>>67317991
>leaving out that it is two mexican reviews
one regular review is worth 10 mexican reviews, that's a fact
>DCucks ITT
LOL
>>67316727
I mean come on, making a Batman vs Superman movie is the very definition of jumping the shark. There was no way this was going to work.
>>67317987
Oh?
I thought the fact that Rotten Tomatoes began putting up the Spanish reviews meant that their embargo was up.
is rotten tomatoes the most patrician discussion forum?
>>67318009
Just so long as you know you're being equally ridiculed for being triggered by people seeing a movie.
>Us adults
Ask me how I know you're under 25.
>>67316650
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>67317507
>thematically consistent
everything being grimdark and shot like a video game is not thematic consistency
>>67318081
They're shitposting at an Australian level over there.
>>67318054
>FB_IMG
I think I'm done with this board. You guys don't even like movies.
>>67318094
>Ask me how I know x
Nice catchphrase, did they teach you that back at Reddit?
Fucking manchild.
>>67317988
>>67318036
Keep crying, DCucks. I'm just sitting back and enjoying the trainwreck.
>>67318017
>decepción
>deception
False friend, amigo.
decepción = disappointment
>>67318081
Kek
>>67318078
They broke the embargo, they wanted clicks and it worked. Embargo goes down at 6pm
>>67317979
This. Mexicans even like capeshit in their wrestling, then put capeshit wrestling in their movies like El Santo vs the Mummy.
>>67318081
/tv/ could learn a thing or two from them
>>67318111
>consistent
>everything being X
>EVERYTHING
Yes, that's consistency.
>>67316727
>>67316727
>Greatest opening of all-time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f5ykkGJvMU
>Greatest montage of all-time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFYHMfF4oIY
>>67318129
>if you don't like capeshit you don't like films
LOL
IT'S JUST CAPESHIT FAGGOT
JUST GET OUT IF IT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH THAT PEOPLE DON'T TAKE YOUR SPANDEX CATALOGUES WORTHWHILE
>>67318138
Yep, that was traductor says.
But for me Disappointment= Engaño
>>67317924
That's a load of bullshit. Mexicans love dumb blockbuster schlock.
>>67318033
you can't really judge an entire movie based on "what they made it look like"
batman had a lot of dark stories in which he didn't kill
nolan's batman was trying it's hardest to be "realistic XDD" and he still didn't kill nobody
>>67318020
my theather doesn't have IMAX 2D, what
>>67318134
I bet you I'm right. Stop using Internet your parents pay for to start pissant arguments.
>>67318176
yeah, visual consistency
>>67317146
>tfw you're smart enough to not get baited by MCUcks because you know BvS will be objectively amazing
>>67317664
why?
>>67318246
That sucks. Up to you if you want to waste money on a movie that didn't film specifically for 3D, but rather IMAX.
>>67318205
B R A V O
---A
---I
---M
---I
>19 rotten
HOLY SHIT CLOVERFIELD BTFO JEW JEW WILL NEVER RECOVER HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS IT'S OVER!
>they removed a review
WARNER BROS EXECS ON SUICIDE WATCH
lotta retards on this thread, on both sides
>>67317716
>different directors are making different Marvel flicks
Is this one of those Captain-America-2-is-totally-a-spy-movie arguments that thinks because there's some lipservice to the safety vs security debate in a scene or two it isn't the exact same shit we've seen in every previous Marvel movie?
mfw I'll come back later tonight when its 80% fresh and troll marvel fans
>>67318209
When people call you a disappointment, you think they're calling you a cheater?
>>67317710
That ain't happening. Jennifer Lawrence IS the X-Men. She don't even need no blue skin no mo'.
>mfw dc only makes poo poo movies
I don't even have a face
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of JUSTice
>>67316650
It's good to see an EU dying.
I hope it happens IRL too.
>>67318305
That's because it's the same guy you retard
>Uriel Barco
>first name and last name
>Oscar Uriel
>2 first names
>>67318236
>nolan's batman was trying it's hardest to be "realistic XDD" and he still didn't kill nobody
He also didn't pull moves on people that would shatter the human skull to my knowledge.
Regardless, even if that wasn't a kill, there were leaks saying in other occasions he does.
Obviously haven't seen the movie yet, but I wouldn't be surprised if they decided to go that extra mile.
>>67318305
>tfw DC BTFO at last
hey everyone!
>>67318305
It´s because the link don´t exists, but already go back.
>>67318310
>look at me! I don't have an opinion!!!!
>look how smart I am!!!
>>67318212
Not fancy Mexicans.
If you are actually getting mad at the fact that people are making fun of BvS, you are a fucking faggot. I'm going to see the movie. I'm looking forward to it. But to see it getting shit reviews is funny.
>>67318379
Mexican critics are far less critical than American critics, anon. They usually love blockbusters.
>>67318368
>look at me i complain about movies i haven't seen yet i'm "koooool"
>>67318325
Yep, the cheat of the person, not literally, a cheater (woman cheater a men.)
QUICK
POST YFW THE EPITOME OF DC MOVIES IS THE PLANE SCENE
>>67318354
That pic isn't actually from a trailer right?
>>67318303
YOU FUCKING SEE /TV/.
THIS IS HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE.
>but it's satire
With how /tv/ has been for so long, it's definitely not satire anymore.
>>67318368
He's seriously smarter than you. The Marvel vs DC shit is /v/ level stupidity. Neither soulless corporation gives a fuck about you.
>>67318396
>making fun of movies I haven't seen entertains me.
ONLY ONE REVIEW NOW THE OTHER WAS TAKEN DOWN!!
>>67318437
im fine with it since its the best scene in modern kino history
>>67318347
Noup.
They are very different people.
These are the links.:
>http://www.garuyo.com/cine/batman-vs-superman-critica-resena-estreno
>http://www.cinemamovil.mx/resena-batman-v-superman-el-origen-de-la-justicia/
>>67317744
Deadpool is fun because its literally a deconstruction of the super hero genre.
Thats what made it pretty fun seeing deadpool with his sick twisted sense of humour and ideologies on the bigscreen.
>>67318444
Its from a vine or some shit, pretty well done actually.
Checked
