/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Greg supports Peri Cherry Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
First for Greg's entire existence is pornographic.
Jesus
>>657993
Original image.
What is /sug/ listening to?
>>658002
Funny thing is we probably wouldn't have needed to make this for another 4 or so hours.
>>658043
Obligatory
Night time
Posting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gppecsdH1Fg
>>658043
I'm afraid the music I prefer is not readily available in such mainstream platforms
>>658046
the only good thing is this thread is cleaner
too bad it's too late to delete the other threads now
Post more Lapis.
>>658074
we are only three people on this thread
how about we kill this off and go to bed?
>>658088
Look man, I have plenty of Hot Chocolate left. I can't go to sleep now. How about staying?
>>658108
I can't though, i'm too awake. And infact the other guy was me, we're truly fucking alone here to be honest.
>>658121
I guess if we want these threads to be active we need the american shitposters
>>658128
Yeah, probably other people here may be awake my compatriot, and confidant. How could we increase the after-hours /sug/ activity?
>>658138
that's the thing
this thread shouldn't even exist and late night /sug/ has always been ded
>>658043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RZpAotDVdw
his best album imo
>>658152
Well, SOME people, excluding us, have to be awake. I mean, theres about usually up to 30 UID's. There would atleast be up to 8-11 awake.
>Also: Obligatory ayy lmao.<
>>658171
nope, that counter isn't moving
>>658183
everyone rightfully said "fuck this" and went to bad.
>>658195
>went to bad
Time for me to join them I guess.
We're not even at image limit you stupid cunts.
>>658211
I agree but this one is cleaner
>>658211
That's what you get when you have no discipline
Rules aren't necessary, but Discipline is. That's what Rules are guidelines for
>just missed the Lapis thread
Aw man, and just when I had drawn some Lapis crying too.
>>658235
Looks like Lapis just got the flu
>>658235
Thanks man
>>658243
Gems are all healthy!
>>658235
Her hair looks like a crab claw.
>>658250
It's still hard to figure out Lapis hair for me. Thanks.
>>658261
I'm just saying I thought it was funny.
If you had to fuck either Ruby or Sapphire, which would be the worst to do it and which would you do?
>>658273
>which would be the worst to do it
Sapph obviously. She has no legs so there's no pussy.
>>658270
Oh. I thought it was legitimate criticism. I still need to do better, but thanks again.
>>658249
NOW it's accurate
>>658300
NOOOOOOOOOOOOW it's accurate.
>>658351
>that necklace
>>655290
>>658419
what an ugly bitch, jesus christ
>>655350
and with that i'm literally actually done for now
>>658461
Did you say you're done for?
will you finally leave /sug/ alone?
>>658480
no, i'm just gonna take a nap
I'll see you later
![tumblr_nzn55dfdgw1r17rpdo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FTllheG.png "tumblr_nzn55dfdgw1r17rpdo1_1280[1].png")
Merry Christmas /sug/! Here's your present!
>>658593
sleep tight and break your back when you wake up
>>658610
Well? Where is it?
>>658043
https://youtu.be/vYwSxZXy_Tk
I believe Lapis and Pearl can be friends.
They're both fucking failures so they should be drawn together by 'gravity', if you will.
Not counting Garnet, which fusion (including the ones we haven't seen) do you think would love Steven the most?
>>659296
Alexandrite. She's all the gems he loves in one.
Thread is shit and you suck
>>659621
You really think that we don't know that?
that time again yall!!!
CHAPTER 40 (1/?)
Lars is on his couch flipping through channels, trying to find ABC. He figured it would have been one of the first ten or so stations, but there was no such luck to be had. 52, 53, 54. He wishes, for the very first time, that he'd paid the extra $5 per month for the proper box, if only just to use the guide button. He can't even remember the last time he intentionally looked for ABC. Maybe never. 66, 67, 68. Did he pass it? He goes back to 01 and begins going up through the channels once more, this time paying even closer attention to the 4 letter acronyms and abbreviations flashing in the bottom left corner of the screen. 4, 5, 6, suddenly loud, frantic knocks on the door. Lars puts the remote down on the coffee table and stands up. More knocks now, getting louder and faster. The door bell rings. It rings again. It rings 15 more times in rapid, headache-inducing succession before Lars is able to undo the locks and open the door. It's Ronaldo, completely out of breath and soaked in sweat. "PLEASE," he wheezes in between his gasps for air, "LET ME IN. EMERGENCY. SOMEONE. AFTER ME."
"Shit, of course, come in." Lars steps back from the doorway to let Ronaldo inside, then closes and re-locks the door.
"Who's after you? What happened? Should I call the police?" Lars is starting to panic himself. Could this person have followed him here?
"I wouldn't bother with the police," Ronaldo says sullenly, taking Lars' spot on the couch, "they're dead."
Lars, trying his best to not think about the sweat now seeping into his favorite lounging spot and the lingering BO stench it will leave, takes the recliner beside the couch.
read it all here! listen to the audio book! it's beautiful! you love it!!!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true
>>659718
(2/3)
"The cops are dead? What, is this some kind of joke?"
Ronaldo shakes his head, sending beads of sweat flying. Lars looks on in silent horror as the droplets rain down on everything he loves in what seems like slow motion.
"Not a joke. Why would I joke about something like this? Look Lars, I've seen some shit today, and I just need a bit to mentally unpack it all. Is that okay?"
"I guess, but at least tell me who's after you. If you're going to be in my house putting my life at risk, you've got to tell me that much."
"Actually, it's your cop buddy, Dongleston" he says plainly. "He murdered my brother and know he's coming for me because I know too much. I swear to God, Lars, Peedee
wasn't a muslim. None of this makes any sense. This guy's got to be involved. He chased me 4 blocks when he saw me outside exercising my first amendment rights."
"Where is he now? Does he know you're here? Why did you come here of all places?" Lars asks, feeling anxious.
"I don't know. I came here because it was close by. I can't go home. I think there are going to be people looking for me there. Besides, I lost my house keys. Well,
actually, they were stolen. I got mugged on the way back here. Oh and hey, guess what? It was the same blue bitch who robbed you guys the other night. Isn't that
funny?"
"No shit." Lars doesn't know what else to say. This is a lot to take in. "Debate's about to start. Want to watch it?"
>>659718
>>659727
(3/3)
"The democrats? Why would I want to watch that? What of substance are they going to be saying?"
"Probably nothing" replies Lars, "but I just want to see Bernie and Hillary go at it."
"Sounds like mind-numbing bullshit to me, Lars. Why not just watch the Kardashians? Politicians are puppets, Lars. The results of the upcoming election were predetermined years ago. Hillary Clinton is going to become the most powerful woman in the world, and like Barack Obama before her, is going to get on her knees and suck the cock of her globalist illuminati puppetmasters. Sanders is the same, but he doesn't have a chance. He's just there to keep the college kids happy and hopeful for the time being and he knows it."
Lars says nothing. Maybe Ronaldo's finally snapped. That rant had cast a shadow of doubt over his whole story. Lars reaches for the remote and starts clicking again. This time he goes backward, finding the HD station somewhere in the 1000s. He had missed the first 20 minutes. Oh well. He turns up the volume and listens to Hillary bullshit her way through another question. Ronaldo is snoring loudly by the time for commercial break. Lars becomes increasingly aware of the smell of body odor. He wonders how much he's going to have to spend on the steam cleaning as he slips outside for a cigarette and a short walk.
>>659801
>>659936
If you told me that those were props for some b-movie i would believe
>That Pops
Not a single of mention of the home world caste system in this /sug/ board what is the deal?
Not a single mention of pearl auction housing and designer shopping of the newest models
>>660056
If this thread was perfect, we wouldn't have you at all
One more day until the 4th.
>>659936
I WANT IT.
Post more Jasper
>>660300
um anon, i have some bad news for you.
>>660333
I mean one less day until the 4th.
![S01E50 Political Power.mp4_snapshot_01.50_[2009.11.27_10.58.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5H7jlgf.jpg "S01E50 Political Power.mp4_snapshot_01.50_[2009.11.27_10.58.39].jpg")
she succ me
>>659936
>>660385
this is neat
I'm gonna be using it a lot, especially useful in this upcoming stevenbomb
>>658043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CpYrulBniw
Best Gem poll still going
http://strawpoll.me/6334162
>>660525
nah
>>660525
>Tie between Lapis, Amethyst, and Peridot
WHY
>>660323
i got you familia
>>660560
ugh get that pedo shit outta here
>>660571
>>660584
They're both kids.
>>660635
what I just said, yes
This thread is more dead than Rose´s followers.
>>660669
Everyone is on /co/ bullying Lapis.
http://steven-universe-furry-edits.tumblr.com/
>>660695
Its not so bad its just gems with tail and anim... OOHHHH.
>>660695
created by pete browngardt
>>660695
dear god
>>660695
Boy am I glad Hellen Jo left SU.
>>660718
she had a realistic approachgreg is depicted as the fugly hobo he is and steven looks like his pilot self
Isnt bear a gay slang?
>>660731
yes
>>660695
wait i dont get it
>>660787
because you're stupid
>>660794
Well yeah but I legit don't see why people are freaking ou-
Ohhhhhhhhhh
>>660695
DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO PERI CHERRY?
Morning trash masters
Who wants a greentext story? I know I asked yesterday, but I have forgotten. Sorry.
want to get a story in this morning
>>660825
Jasper x Steven bonding
>>660825
How the gems deal with Garnet's autism
>>660819
She's Peri-Furry now. Please respect her choice.
>>660825
Ronaldo and Peridot meet.
>>660833
sounds good, would you be alright if it was a sequel story to the jasper/lapis diffusion story I did yesterday?
>>660837
I thought autism was about stacking and arranging things? I don't know.
Anyone else remember pic?
What the fuck happened with this
>>660873
His blog is ultra dead
>>660866
>>660871
I just wanna mock Garnet.
>>660890
are you that same guy that posts "fuck x" with that in every thread?
I didn't know what expect clicking that the first time.
I dont see a difference
>>660873
The "MURDER" and "KILL SOMEONE" was referring to him, and the letter was sent by a stalker. Ronaldo is dead.
>>660908
>>660878
Like every tumblr at some point it dies
>>660899
Kek no that's not me.
I actually got a couple more of these from when this gif was being made at /cosug/
>>660873
We'll see what comes of this when Ronaldo finally meets Peridot.
i want amy to be loved, and i want to love her. i want to hold her in my arms and cuddle with her on the couch watching a movie. i want to sit next to her in the park with my arm around her, holding her close. i want to share a milkshake with her and just walk around town holding hands.
fucking just kill me.
>>660924
Excuse me while I go gouge my eyes out, thank you.
>>660926
I see.
also
Well anon, you didn't say anything about it. So I am gonna write it as a sequel to my previous fic.
will be started in a little bit.
>>660871
Yeah sure ok
>>660939
not OR but I'll be waiting for it
>>660935
pepe is dead
>>660982
the normies got ahold of him and killed him ;_;
>>660982
Gott ist tot
who /can't-wait-for-yd-porn/ here?
>>661002
At least we still have Wojak for the time being.
>>660956
>>660964
Gonna start writing it now.
I completely forgotten about the steam sales. So I might take a break and browse when it comes up.
Anyways, have some reading material.
Cheeto puff mom.
>>660323
>>661055
>what if Jasper met Greg
>not what if Jasper raped Greg
why
Wow, slow day
>>661067
I don't know
here is a small second part I did cause someone asked.
Remember, Pearl loves you.
DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN 「GAY SEX」?
>>661125
no
self destruct please
12 days until
>>661135
you kill yourself?
>>661134
>>661151
self destruct you useless holo skank
>>661184
T H R U S T
>>658273
I'd probably go with ruby
Is this the homeworld?
Is this just earth?
Caught in a gem war.
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes look up too the sky and see.
I'm just a half-gem, I need no sympathy.
because Lapis Come Lapis go
little high little low
Anywhere Peridot goes it doesn't really matter to me.
Daddy, just killed a gem, put a murdercock in her vage.
Came and now she's dead.
Daddy, life had just begun.
But now you've gone and killed rose.
DADDY oh-ooohhh
I didn't mean to make you cry.
If i'm not back this time tomorrow.
Murdercock, Murdercock, as if nothing really matters
Too far, My mom is dead.
Sent shivers up my gem.
Body's achin' all the time.
Goodbye, Dad, I've got to move.
Gotta leave you behind and face the gems.
Gems, oooh-oohh, I don't wanna be corrupted.
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A GEM.
Murdercock, murdercock, will you do Ro-ose.
Jasper and Peridot, very very frightening me.
Yellow Diamond
Yellow Diamond
Yellow Diamond
Magnifico.
I'm just a half-gem, from a gem family,
He's just a half-gem, from a gem family.
save him his life from this monstrosity.
Lapis come lapis go, will you let her go?
MIRROR! We will not let her go!
Let her go!
We will not let her go!
Let her go!
We will not let her go!
Let her go!
Never never let her go.
Never let her go.
ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE
Oh mama Rose mama Rose
mama Rose let her go.
Ye-llow Diamond has a devil put aside for Rose, for Rose for ROSE!
So you think you can stone me and spit on my gem?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get off, earth just gotta get right outta here.
(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.
Anyway the Cluster goes.
>>661221
That Amethyst looks awful compared to the other characters.
>>661333
Just like in the show!
>>661347
fuck you nigger. amy is the best. i love her, she is such a perfect wiafu.
>>661347
Only if it's a lauren zuke episode
>>661358
he's talking about the drawing you autist
>>661358
If she was a perfect waifu you'd spend that little time to get proper images of her
poser
>>661388
no hes not you niggerfaggot.
>Well it was about this time that I realized this cute little girl scout was actually an alien space golem from the protozoic era.
>>660935
>>659056
Pearl specifically kept Lapis imprisoned in a mirror inside her gem for at least 5,000 years.
No, they can not be friends.
Do you like Lapis?
>>661437
I DO like Lapis!
>>661415
Come on son, let' go
Next stop throwdown town population you and me
>>661488
Just let them shitpost, it'll be over soon.
>>661488
Do not save the second image, it's an upscaled version of the first
In fact, if you see that fucking filename format, skip hide the image, it's probably already in the thread anyway
>>661463
Are those maggots on her donut?
>>661521
What would change if they were?
>>661291
I like the lyrics but I'm having trouble mashing them up to the actual song
Have a less than stella yotubue poop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-e3jS0v2w
What would you do if you had to entertain Peridot for a weekend?
>>661606
>rape
>>661605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj8DN_qtsfE
>>661405
she looks like Eep from the cavernicoles movie
>>661606
Lock her in a shed until the weekend was over.
Is Steven the most underapreciated main character in the show?
>>661618
>>661658
You guys are awful hosts. I'd take her to a science museum!
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhjSzjoU7OQ
>>661631
that was bad bad bad.
jesus
>>661606
Fuck her brains out.
>>661683
I think that Steven as a character is about as appreciated as he should be.
Being Steven, he has by far the largest development arc in the series, and so the audience knows alot about him. I feel like appreciation for Lapis or Pearl or Amethyst is more complete as we known them as rounded characters whilst Steven is still being worked on.
I think an actual unappreciated main character would be Connie or Greg, but even they get quite alot of love.
>>661710
https://youtu.be/tRcPA7Fzebw
>>661700
i would steal an ipad and give it to peridot.
just get her a whole ipad and let her find pinterest and just watch her go.
>>661716
What's so bad about it?
>>661710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvTFIBrhb1E&index=10&list=PLegyzbptUKNztoGJZgDqg0rNO3wq57vjp
>>661631
This was like a poop from 2007, shit/10
>>661606
play pokemon desu
>>661756
Actually 2015
>>661785
"Like a" denoting the similarities this poop has to ones made in 2007, not saying is from 2007.
>>661792
It looked nothing like a 2007 poop, comparisons aside.
>>661735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-_30HA7rec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA
tell me we're doing this anon.
>>661741
the mixing on the audio/visuals wasn't varied enough for my tastes, i felt like it could have been mixed up and cleaner with the pitch shifted voices.
i liked the a few of the photo shopped puns but after the sixth one the joke kinda wore itself out.
>>661815
>shittons of pitch modulation and cuts to make new words
All the similarities I need
>>661726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lru3_UMH7gs
Have a slightly better one
>>660560
can somebody edit dipper to be peridot?
>>661842
what do you think about this indexer?
>>661448
>>661869
Hello /sug/
Have an edit I did a couple of mins ago, hope you like it
>>661125
YES!
>>661862
thats even fucking worse
here's a golden oldie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTjwCib6sdY
Does anybody have footage of the voice actors recording their lines in the studio?
>>661148
ill kill ur mom lolololllololololo0lololololol
>>661885
Why isn't there porn of twink lars
>>661488
who's indexer?
>>661909
>>661884
that'll get you an atta boy
if i could only shake your hand
>>661929
It's not confusing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS_W8muKfC8
>>661606
rape her with a vibrator. when she cums i would still hold it to her pussy, i would love to see her squirm.
>>661936
the pic doesn't represent my confusion, it represents your stupidity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il1VTVYRQD8
Sadie
>>661952
peridot is is five and completely not for sexual.
>>661925
can you believe this faggot?
Is it youtube poop day or something? And you still haven't posted the best ones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKmPfBRzvcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNwtyv-nVVk
>>661962
wow it's not like we don't know their voice actors at all
>>661954
I just can't find any. Jesus, no need to get hostile.
>>661970
> peridot is five
then why does she have boobs?
>>661975
>best poop
>implying such thing exists
>>661984
nowadays girls have their periods at 9yo so it wouldn't surprise me
>>661984
see, boobs
>>661981
>I just can't find any
why do you think that is cupcake
>no need to get hostile
>hostile
no, you're just a babby faggot
QUICK /SUG/
WHATS IN THE CHEST
>>661984
gems come out blah blah blah with boobs. there?
not any of our faults she came out a shork stack.
>>662001
it's VERY rare for a girl to have her period at 9.
>>662015
your virginity
>>662015
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
>>662020
plus, idgaf if she's underage. if she's hot, then she's hot.
>>662015
Money/treasure to help Greg raise Steven. Too bad Lion decided to fuck off for twelve years.
>>662025
not in America in particular it isn't
>>662015
A naked Pearl I can fuck.
>>661970
says who faggot?
>>662046
presto! [kind of]
>>662015
An embarrassing snapshot of Steven at the Christmas party
>>662044
It's normal for a girl to get period around 12.
>>662015
>>662050
>>662049
>>662040
hey look gems it's a roaming gang of pedophiles.
>>661606
cuddle and talk about our feelings
>>662044
did you know that the fatter a kid gets, the more the aging the kid will go through. And in america, being fat isn't uncommon.
>>662053
>>662058
>it's normal for something normal to happen
yes no fucking way
>>662068
fuckin, slap an ipad into her hands while your at it. it's christmas!
>>662068
nigga, are you gay or some shit?
>>662065
why did you quote me you stupid fuck
I'm not even a pedo, fuck off avatarfaggot
>>662087
Maybe I want to actually want to spend time with her, anon.
>>662080
> .gif
whaaaaaa......?
>tfw it's gonna be 60 and raining for Christmas
God damn send help
>>662071
go tell this to your mom for all I care
>>662082
But these people are saying girls get their period at 9.
>>662065
and there's nothing you can do about it, BEEYOTCH
>>662106
It's gonna be in the 70's and raining
S.O.S.
>>662106
>send help
what I'd send to you is a goddamn math book so that you'd know how to use the metric system like a goddamn decent human being
>>662106
I know right
>>662107
i'm just saying why it's more common for a girl to have her period more early on in america.
>>662110
learn to read faggot
>>662120
>just giving you the statistics.
you're pushing your autism limits, don't overextend yourself
>>662110
Actually, that's possible.
>>662169
Is it really.
>http://www.cartoonbrew.com/toys/cartoon-network-announces-steven-universe-toys-just-in-time-for-the-holidays-120555.html
You guys ready for some shittty official merchandise?
