Steven Universe General
Boobs and Butts Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Lapis is sharing this edition
>>655233
...with the fang gang
>this is where the faggot general is now
TOP KEK
>>655194
>boobs and butts
I thought we agreed on lapis feets and peri/pearl fangs
>>655256
reporting in.
>>655277
why do you think he made it so early?
>>655295
pearidot looks like she would give me a nice tongue cleaning
>FIVE /sug/ generals at the same time
What the hell guys.
Lapis comin in hot
or better yet
cold
>>655324
how did cum get on her ass if he's still inside her? are all /smut/ artists virgins?
>>655330
> five
That's one for each Gem with an extra left over!
they know
http://strawpoll.me/6334162
best gem
Lets debate
>>655474
>only allowing one pick
>using strawpoll, which can easily be compromised with things like zenmate that allow you to switch your ip and vote multiple times
I'm double disappointed.
>>655426
WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED
SEND IN THE COLD TEA BRIGADE, GO GO GO
>>655295
>>655518
SIR WE'RE TOO DEPRESSED TO MOBILIZE
How many memes will /trash sug/ bring onto /co/?
Is this the Lapis general?
>>655555
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>655555
>55555
Wew!
>>655556
THEN SEND THE MURDERCOCK COMMUNICATIONS AND ARTILLERY UNIT.
>>655555
Quints confirm this is a Lapis thread
Lapisfags are alright.
>>655628
>>655259
Anon, you're back!
>>655642
We can share the thread with them.
>>655259
you alredy knew the way
>>655674
That doesn't mean I have to like it. I will voice my distaste accordingly.
>>655357
do you even know what you're talking about
>>655256
>>655233
little something for you two
>>655684
I mean you don't have to. A lot of us enjoy fangs and Lapis at the same time. No need to be mean.
I for one am dumping both.
Post Ruby
>>655684
So /sug/, how are you gonna spend your Christmas eve on?
>>655704
ayyy thanks anon
>>655717
By working my ass off in my job. Not all of us can live the NEET life.
>>655717
What?
>>655717
Ride my bike in the aternoon
Eat cookies
Spend time with family
Open presents at 12:00 AM
Profit
>>655712
I will gladly post my favorite little lesbian after I'm out of Lapis and fang posting.
Ruby really is too cute for this world.
>>655725
there's no in between with you, right?
Any edit requests tonight?
>>655717
Probably holed up in my room with a bottle of whiskey posting here with you chucklefucks.
>>655717
Get off work and have a five hour drive back home, turn off the lights, grab some blankets and crack some beers and sleep near the christmas tree. Just watching the lights flicker a bit, maybe pass out.
It actually makes me happy
>>655745
This but with Lapis
>>655635
lapis would be more likeable if her fans weren't severely depressed and extremely suicidal
>>655772
looks like she's retaining water
I smell gems.
Give them to me.
>>655788
>very well could be porn
Try telling my dick that
>>655745
dewey
>>655788
>Why do you keep callin me BILL?
>>655804
Fuck off, Moneybags
Amethyst, Pearl, Peridot, Lapis, and Garnet are mine
>>655745
This with Lapis if it's not too complex.
>>655717
I wanted to go see The Hateful Eight but if I do my family will get pissed
>>655847
You don't need your family anymore. You have Lapis.
>>655847
>Hateful Eight
Why not the Ridiculous Six, anon?
>>655717
Visiting my aunt and cousins with my brother,
>>655861
And more importantly, Quentin Tarantino.
>>655745
Make Gregs shirt fan wear for Peri Cherry.
>Add Peridot to the cherries.<
>>655845
Edit-anon said he can't do real-life pics.
>>655745
This with Pearl
please someone post all the steven/lapis pics that you have. doesnt matter what it involves
>>655717
marathoning star wars , drawing , exercise, i'll probably end the day by setting up a nice fire.
>>655906
why would pearl be anne frank when it's pretty much confirmed canon that she was eva braun?
>>655910
I mean, I'll see what I have, but it won't be much probably.
>>655914
heh.
>>654169
man i haven't even got like an hour of sleep today
Goodmorning sug, i guess
>>655951
go back to bed indexer, you can do this shit later
>>655942
I love this image.
>>655674
hey
hey guy
fuck you
>>655942
>my butt touched that one
oh lapis, youre always so silly
>>655863
Why Netflix wanted to make a knockoff movie with Adam Sadler I'll never know
>>655716
>>655717
Driving down to my parents' house to join my family for a prime rib dinner before exchanging gifts that evening.
>>655899
Ah good to know
>>655910
>>655910
Do you want a tidal wave?
>>656008
Quit being a shit indexer we're trying to have fun here
>>656012
Silly Lapis is best Lapis
>>656017
It just goes to show how far the greats have fallen.
>>655712
Later mate. Let the Lapis fans have their fun.
>>655745
This as Amethyst please.
>>655910
incoming
>>655717
Annual party at my Grandma's house.
>>655745
Make this into pearl
>>656043
>It just goes to show how far the greats have fallen.
... Adam Sandler?
>>655984
No i can't, you guys are burning through threads right now
>>656012
>>656066
god speed u crazy fucker
>>656061
Well the only one I enjoyed was Happy Gilmore and the Longest Yard was okay but some people swear by Billy Madison and Wedding Singer.
>>655788
They discovered the truth.
>>655910
here ya go
>>656043
>Money money money mutha fuka
>>656040
>>656061
adam sandler was actually the most successful and beloved comedian in the world for a very short period in the 90s. billy madison, waterboy, and little nicky were crazy popular. even happy gilmore, despite being more tame.
>>655717
With my family. Then I'm going to spend Boxing Day buying cheap shit with all the money I've saved from my new job.
>>656092
Don't get me wrong, I like a good amount of his older movies, but I don't think I'd ever count him as one of the comedy "greats"
>>656097
Anyone got the picture of Lapis listening to "Do you think you're better off alone?"
>>656118
thanks for the steven/lapis guys. i appreciate it
>>656107
I'm of the belief that his downfall started at 50 First Dates, because I can still enjoy that movie.
>>656104
>that quality
Please, indexer, just get some sleep. Think of all the undersized images that will be posted if you die of sleep deprivation.
>>655717
the same thing i do every day
suffer
>>656107
Shit, forgot Waterboy. That was right before his retard voice got old. Mr. Deeds wasn't half bad either.
>>656113
I mean if I had to pick some of the greatest comedians of his era, he'd have to be in the top 5. His only real competition would be Kinison and Carrey. He doesn't deserve a space on comedy's Mt Rushmore but for his era he was pretty good.
>>656040
>>656061
He used to be kinda good but then he never left behind SNL ;(
>>656107
remember that wonderful summer when he and Mike Myers officially ended their careers?
Almost seemed liked a suicide pact.
HMMMMM
>>656134
aw poor Lapis
>>656143
no prob bob
>>656040
yes yes i do.
as much steven/lapis as possible
>>656143
>>656134
Ayyy thanks
>>656168
same anon here, also Anger Management is honestly one of my favorite movies.
Why is she so perfect /sug/?
http://strawpoll.me/6334162/r
>>656176
>the crazy love-it-or-hate-it split on zohan
it's insane, man.
>>656168
this is why you don't save images from facebook btw
>>656153
Not my fault people indulge tumblr in its bullshit image formats
>>656176
... Love guru wasn't THAT bad....
At least it wasn't Zohan bad.
>>656179
bsfb 4 life
>>656197
>pick one
>>656202
I didn't save that from facebook you shitstain
Just go to bed and try not to wake up.
>>656179
you niggas need to start behaving right now
if you keep dumping shitty thumbnail ant-sized images every god damn day it's just going to cut your image space in half
>>656197
it's been decided, then.
"pearidot" and lapis each using an electric clit massager while licking each other's feet.
indeed, it will be the greatest of all fanart.
>>656209
pick one
>>656207
she a cute
>>655745
I don't like Peridot but if you feel it fits better, then go ahead.
Add fangs.
>>655929
Learn history, autismo
>>656229
Why is Lapis so hateful?
>>656229
very
>>656224
>those long, delicious toes
hnnng
>>656218
You saved it off from here, and the nigger that posted it probably saved it from facebook
How i know? fuck you, that's how i know
>>656231
Why did you delete my post, Scruffy?
>>656251
could crack a walnut between those clippers
>>656256
>calling everyone niggers again
Break your back again faggot.
>>656179
>>656224
i dont think we care that much
>>656201
People actually loved Zohan?
Sandler had been doing the serious stuff for a bit, but his comedies really started to suffer once he started trying to shoehorn in ham-handed messages like Click's "family first" or Chuck and Larry's pro-gay message (even though the entire film is just one big gay joke).
Now when he tries to go balls-to-the-wall comedy it just ends up being a mess of forced grossout humor.
>>656271
Fuck you too, chink
>>656275
I'm fine with that
I hope those fuckers that kept whining about image limit are fine with it too
>>656224
>holding the threads hostage
Kill yourself you dirty italian asshole. We don't negotiate with douchebags.
>>655745
Vidalia as Poison pls.
>>656242
Maybe you're the one who needs a refresher here
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260975
>>656290
whoa nelly really loving that version, love how its canon she has a big wild mane.
>>656179
>>656290
As soon as we get back on /co/, you realize you're gonna be reported and b& into oblivion, yes?
>>656290
oh hey, how did THAT get in there?
>>656295
There will never be any negotiation
>>656311
Yeah, they even got the gem in the right spot. Amazing
>>656295
he's doing this for our own good. We'll all be thanking him soon enough.
>>656274
>>656290
Why can't you just knock it off, you fucking prick? Everyone here absolutely despises you. Your presence makes these threads objective worse.
>>656224
>Implying you'll be back to /co/
You should have stopped being autistic when HSG was a thing you stupid dummy.
>>656339
>>656335
no you won't, why would you? Are you a masochist?
>>656340
If it ever mattered, things would be different
>>656344
Not even my original trip is banned anymore senpai
>>656350
Stop talking in the third-person indexer
>>656364
>Are you a masochist?
maybe
>>656364
I hate you and your dick, I hope you choke.
>>656362
I haven't been banned in a while, because i haven't used this IP with Google™ products for a while
Someone tell Indexer to eat shit.
>>654183
I'm going to bed. Goodnight /sug/
>>656375
>You don't understand what happens to threads when this happens.
Hmm, let me see if I'm getting this straight then
he posts images
then everyone gets mad and bitches because they don't know how to scroll or save better quality images?
>>654187
>>656413
Goodnight lapis abuser
>>655845
>It's nothing like Lapis Lazuli
>>656414
Stop supporting Indexer you fucking idiot.
>>656414
Seriously, knock it off with the samefag shit. No one's buying it and you look like a moron.
>>656403
You tell 'em.
>>654203
>>656447
probably
>>654234
>>656414
okay let me explain this to you
When he posts doubles of every image, he eats up our image limit. The quicker we go through threads, the more fragmented discussion is and the more autistic we seem to everyone. Without him, we can go through 4, maybe 5 threads a day. Which is normal. With him, the number is usually around 6-7. The few times he's actually banned are the most functional times in /sug/.
Not to mention, when he appears we have people who either bitch about him eating the thread limit, or we have copycats/anti indexers. His mere presence derails threads.
Above it all, he acts high and mighty whenever he shits up the thread, like we need to be kissing his dickhole for being the worst shitposter of all time. He calls everyone niggers for posting pictures that have nothing wrong with them. His self righteous self appointed duty to shit up threads is the cherry on top of his autism sunday.
But then again, I don't expect you to understand, Indexer. Because really you're either Indexer, or you're a fucking idiot for thinking his shitposting is harmless.
>>656465
Eat shit Indexer! Fall off your chair!
>>655745
with Amethyst
somehow still keeping her uglyness intact
>>656504
There's really no reasoning with him. He has a genuine mental illness.
>>656507
Isn't that how he broke his back the first time?
Haha indexer has osteoporosis
>>656504
Survival of the fittest Leonard
>>656534
You're right. We just have to choose as a group to ignore him, not give into him when he inevitably starts samefagging to justify his shitposting, and bide our time until we get to /co/ and things actually matter. Then we can ban him every time he posts. Then he'll get permabanned for ban evasion, eventually.
![musclewoman.mp4_snapshot_05.25_[2015.12.22_03.24.23].png](https://i.imgur.com/eKhBNIN.jpg "musclewoman.mp4_snapshot_05.25_[2015.12.22_03.24.23].png")
>>655745
>>656526
Excuse me for being a faggot.
Here's a better source
>>654344
>>656541
>survival of the fittest
>not survival of the most autistic
>>656430
I can't help but think of Lapis when I listen to that song, and most of Beach House's work in general. Their etherial, slightly melancholy sound suits her well.
>>656570
>>654390
>>656589
Can't we have a thread that doesn't reach image limit within two hours for once anon
>>656541
>Indexer
>Surviving with a fucked back
>>656577
Try LAKE. They're one of my favorite bands desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vWUCH3m6Eo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQDtB73aabA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U71cELkQhEg
>>656601
>Anon
It's Indexer, he just doesn't have his trip. Anytime this shit happens, it's fucking Indexer.
>>656589
>indexing the H4L!fag
You've gone too damn far, indexer.
>>656601
Only you can prevent forest fires, anon
what if we just stop using images
Lapis!
>>656623
Fuck off.
>>656649
True. Most of what I said was directed towards /co/ threads though. Here it doesn't really make a difference, but there it's an issue.
>>656649
Hah!
Nothing gets people annoyed quite like honest appreciation of music
>>656589
Why would you do that to Hooray For Lapis you monster?
Don't you know how close to suicide he is by his association to Lapis already?
Oh my fucking FUCK
I FINALLY FOUND IT
Check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-el3xMX-6k
>>656680
what the shit
>>656680
thanks for the low budget eye rape, I guess?
>>656680
I do not understand. What was that?
>>656696
what if she just dropped all the awful poisonous ones on them and killed them both would that be fucked up or what
>>656706
>>656696
Don't let indexer bully you. You're still my friend, H4L!fag.
I'm going to bed. While I'm gone, enjoy the thread. It's for Lapisfags and the fang gang, respectively.
>>656706
Goddamnit scribble
What is that?
A letterman? A blazer? A schoolgirl's uniform? Make up your fucking mind
>>656712
>poisonous
....anon...
>>656744
Quit posting that FUCKING FACE HOLY SHIT
![videoplayback.mp4_snapshot_00.31_[2015.12.22_03.28.10].png](https://i.imgur.com/JOKrLOG.png "videoplayback.mp4_snapshot_00.31_[2015.12.22_03.28.10].png")
kek at Amy's face
>>656757
They're right though. They're venomous, not poisonous.
>>656612
This is pretty good. Kinda like The Bird and The Bee mixed with Beirut. Thanks anon.
Please save her soon Steven
>>656757
not until you learn the difference between venomous and poisonous.
>>656770
WHAT IF SHE MADE THEM EAT THEM THEN
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
>>656670
I just don't get the huge attraction to dreary, depressive shit like most on /mu/ seem to be into.
Saw someone say "happiness isn't a sincere emotion" on there the other day and I don't think he was trying to be ironic
My other theory is that these are college kids and they need boring music to do their homework to and not be distracted by. Something "chill"
>>656773
Yeah, no problem anon. Anything K Records puts out is almost always top tier.
>>656793
Some people just genuinely enjoy the taste of cock in their mouth, I guess.
>>656791
Still venomous. They'd have to inject the venom before being digested which, they most certainly would.
>>656807
lapis water would be unsuitable for drinking
>>656730
love you anon, pleasant dreams~
>>656782
don't hold your breath dude
>>656760
Source?
>>656793
I just like calmer more depressive music most of the time. Whenever I wanna feel happy there's music for that too, but 4/5 times I'm gonna want to chill.
>>656760
>Pearl wearing the Bad Pearl jacket
THEY KNOW WE LOVE IT!
>>656817
GOLLY GEE WHIZZ THANKS FOR EXPLAINING IT NOW I UNDERSTAND STOP POSTING THAT FUCKING PICTURE 30 FUCKIN TIMES A THREAD
>>656825
>>656829
Shhhhh anon, let me hope.
>>656793
Eh, there's music I like to sing to in my car and music that helps me get in the mood to draw or finish a presentation
and that's good enough for me
>>656775
All of the sudden, I don't like this show anymore
>>656852
>Doing that to poor HFL
How fucking dare you.
>>656852
lol
>>656870
amethyst looks like she's made out of real amethyst
or frankenberry
![Steven Universe (Lado C stop-motion interstitial) (1080p).mp4_snapshot_01.14_[2015.12.22_03.51.13].png](https://i.imgur.com/f59EDtH.jpg "Steven Universe (Lado C stop-motion interstitial) (1080p).mp4_snapshot_01.14_[2015.12.22_03.51.13].png")
>>656870
>>656882
>>656881
he shouldn't have this shit lying around anyway
>>656870
Is this what hell looks like?
>>656913
you're very rude
>>654121
CORRECT
Is Amethyst blue or purple?
>>656870
Yep, I'm done. This is my cue to leave.
>>656906
what
>>656925
She's green, just like Rose
>>656925
Violet.
>>656917
your skin is very flimsy
>>656913
Break your back again pls
>>656913
>png version of the exact same dimensions, no noticeable difference in quality, not even the typical jpg artifacts around borders
now you're just being a dick.
>>656931
>>656839
>but 4/5 times I'm gonna want to chill.
Yeah, see, this is what I mean. I thought this was supposed to be the ADHD generation.
I miss the mid-2000s when everyone was making "epic" symphonic folk
>>656225
even just the thought of this makes me rock hard.
WATCH OUT SHE'S GOT A (water) GUN!
