en Universe General
steven is not for goddamn sexual edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg [Open]
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s [Open]
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM [Open]
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU [Open]
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI [Open]
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI [Open]
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0 [Open]
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
first for jasper
>>653164
>>653164
Jasper
>>653220
>>653220
>en Universe
cool thread dipshit!!!!!!!!! here's my latest fan fic chapter!!!!!
Officer Dongleston, lost and exhausted, wanders the now moonlit streets of Beach City. He estimates the time since losing sight of Fryman as being around 40 minutes. He estimates because he left his goddamn cell phone charging in his goddamn car. Everything is back in the car, and he hadn't even locked the thing. Minutes after the boy had vanished, Dick got himself even more lost following the sound of a barking dog coming from across the neighborhood. It was all he had to go on at the time, and he regrets the decision now. He wishes he could GPS out of this shithole. "Totally fucking useless without my gadgets" he mutters to himself as he walks, "no better than my kids." The thought stings, but then he considers the other side of the coin- maybe laziness and reliance on technology aren't exclusively a problem with millennials? In all the time he spent complaining to his wife about his sons' video game playing, he had never taken into account the hours upon hours he himself had spent wasting away in front of his television or his face book farm simulators. True, he has a job and works hard at it, but hard work didn't stop his wife from cheating and it sure didn't stop the needless atrocities that he had experienced firsthand this past week. So many dead now, and his suspect is still on the loose. There is no doubt in Dick's mind now that the elder Fryman brother knows something. It's possible it was him on the other end of Maheshwaren's radio. What was his name? Donald? Antonio? Whatever it is, he'd heard it before and it rang no bells. He'd been cleared by the FBI, sure, but their complete and total disinterest in Dick's story and explanation concerned him, to put it lightly. It's likely, he thinks, that they had missed something. Or ignored it. He pushes those implications to the back of his mind. Best to not go down that path.
>jasper and lapis unfuse
>lapis is treated like the victim, and has all sympathy thrown towards her
>jasper on the other hand, gets shit stomped and bubbled
>she’s never mentioned or seen again
>every episode after that has the gems praising how good lapis is
>mfw
>>653220
sure
>>652970
Oh come on this is just willful autism
have some regular show porn
>>653243
(2/2)
Was the brother behind the massacre in the police station? Dick is no expert, but from what he saw, he'd guessed that those people had been dead for a couple days. That would explain their absence at the Big Donut robbery, confirming his theory that this was a coordinated attack. He stops to consider what this means, for the first time noticing the strong ocean breeze and the dank, salty air invading his nostrils. The brother had an alibi for the night of the christmas party shooting. There were hundreds of comments, all connected to his name and home IP address, posted to an online cartoon image board, the date and time attached to each one. In fact, at the very moment the shootings were believed to have occured, he had been arguing with an anonymous user (traced to Brazil) over which cartoon character was more depressed? Dick wasn't sure what to make of it all when he read the report. What he IS sure of now is that the kid couldn't have killed those officers. Not unless he, say, paid someone to sit at his computer and post in his place. That was ridiculous. But what was he doing in that bush, spying? "Oh" Dick says aloud, realizing the obvious. There WAS the whole deal with Dick killing his brother. "I guess that's a motive" he says to himself as he sets back to walking the dark streets. He soon reaches an intersection. Straight ahead, he sees the road to the highway he came in on. He looks to his right and sees the funland ferris wheel, the ocean, calm in the background. He reads the street sign on the corner to his left. Chesapeake street. He'll find the police station if he goes in this direction. He can radio in and get the feds down here, give his wife a call, maybe sleep in his own bed for the first time in what felt like years, apologize to his kids for being the man he swore he'd never become, check out some AA meetings. He gazes in the direction of home for a long while before turning and walking toward the ocean.
read it all here!!!!!!
>>653225
Jasper improved.
>>653220
Hhhhmmmmm
Nah!
Wondernerds OTP
>>653254
It's like op doesn't know about reverse psychology.
have a mayor benis
>>653250
I mean, makes sense to me. Jasper is, you know, the bad guy here.
But keep being mad bruv :^)
>>653250
That's why I wrote this.
Also
does anyone have any write requests for tomorrow? I am gonna go soon for the night.
more gay porn coming your way OP
>>653243
>>653262
Chapter 39
Chapter Text
CLOSED|KEEP OUT reads the sign on the funland park gate. Dick isn't surprised. He doesn't know why he came down here, or what he was expecting to find. Maybe he was just drawn to the water, to the endless blue landscape. When he was young, he used to dream of crossing the ocean and exploring the world. Now it scares him just thinking about visiting any major european city, let alone the more exotic and interesting locations in the middle east and africa. Being an american these days is a major risk in itself when traveling abroad, and Dick had refused Elaine's pleas for family vacations in areas as benign and tourist-friendly as Jamaica or even Hawaii. He had, in fact, not stepped aboard a single plane since 9/11. The paranoia ran deep. He is fully aware that it is paranoia, and has been known to joke around with his friends about this fact, but when it comes down to it, if you try to force him onto a plane, he will get violent- a lesson his brother-in-law had learned when his father, half the country away, had a stroke and was rushed to the hospital. He insisted on flying Dick's family out, going so far as to call him a coward for his phobia. He showed up at the hospital with a black eye, while Dick drove his wife and kids 30 hours to visit ol' pop-pop. He was discharged and fully-recovered by the time they made it. So as to not call it a total loss, Dick took the opportunity to visit the area's many exciting liquor stores, taking advantage of both the lower tax rate and the wider variety of drinks available. Now that he thinks of it, that was where his drinking problem really began. He can still hear all the bottles clinking around the trunk on the drive home. He heads back down the walkway, taking a sudden left turn, sliding down the rocks and onto the sand. He wants a better look at the beautiful blue water, but what he finds there on the beach instead is a menacing blue woman.
my fav character
>>653285
"Good evening, officer" she calls out innocently, leaning against one of the massive wood beams supporting the pier, "lovely weather tonight."
Dick draws his weapon. "Freeze. You're under arrest."
"For what?" she asks, "I haven't done anything!"
"Armed robbery."
"I did no such thing. Do you have any proof?"
"Security footage." he lies "We've got you on camera holding a gun to the cashier's head." He quickly looks her over and spots the pistol protruding from her fanny pack. "That must be the gun there."
"What cashier? Also, last I checked, it was still legal to open-carry in this state. I'm within my rights to have this on me." she pats the fanny pack.
"Let me see your license then."
"Left it at home" she smiles at him. "Officer, I'm afraid this is all a big misunderstanding. I don't know anything about any robbery. And even if I did," she says, still smiling, "what can you do about it? I've never seen you around here before sir." She gives the word "sir" a sharp, sarcastic edge, slicing through Dick's already fragile ego like warm butter. "Is this even your jurisdiction? And where are your handcuffs, pal? How are you going to arrest someone without handcuffs?"
"I can manage it just fine" he replies, stiffly. In truth, she was absolutely correct. There's no way for him to legally arrest her, cuffs or no. Dick wasn't trying (or expecting) to find the donut thief, and had drawn his gun in a panic, without thinking. Now it's going to be a whole thing. He remembers the whole fiasco with the black man he had accidentally slain and hopes she doesn't have a good lawyer. Is there a #bluelivesmatter activist group? This is a bad situation.
kill this thread
>>653285
>>653294
"I'll tell you what," she offers, "how many of these hypothetical 'donuts' were taken? Five? Let's say five, I feel like that's a good number." she digs through her fanny pack, brushing past the gun while Dick looks on nervously. She produces a wallet, and then a $20 bill.
"This should cover it and then some" she says, adding "not that I DID do it. I just really feel for local small businesses these days."
"Twenty-five, actually" Dick responds.
"What?"
"Twenty-five dollars. The donuts are $5 a piece."
"Are you fucking kidding me? How are you going to charge $5 for a single donut?"
"They're artisinal. They make the donuts there fresh."
"Bullshit they do" she counters angrily, "they have boxes of those things frozen in the back. They take them out the night before to let them thaw and then just add the frostings and confectionary sugar later."
"Well they told me they were artisinal there, why would they lie, I don't..." he trails off
"Look, did you see any artisans there? No. Just some teenagers. It's not artisinal. They were lying to you. End of story."
Dick hesitates, then holsters his gun.
>>653285
>>653294
>>653305
"Well fine, I'll just take the $25 and deliver it to them."
"I'm going to give you twenty or I'm going to give you fucking nothing, and either way you're going to like it." she's getting heated.
"So what?" Dick asks, "you pay for four of the donuts and then still steal one?"
"If I'm paying five dollars per fucking donut, I should be getting one free anyway. That is ridiculous. I am not paying that much money for donuts. I refuse." She holds out the $20 bill for Dick to reach out and take. He does so, looking the blue woman in the eyes, trying not to appear as nervous as he really is.
"Well that's the end of that then." she says brightly. "Thanks for not calling the locals in. I hear they haven't been the most responsive as of late anyhow." She gives him a wink. Before Dick can register that comment, he hears what sounds like 3 distant gunshots coming from down the beach. He turns to look in the direction of the sound and sees nothing but darkness. When he turns back, the woman is gone.
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
>nothing but porn and this guys garbage
>no normal autism
just kill it
I finally found one of Fullscribbleanon's stories
http://pastebin.com/QbDh0iJN
kill this thread op
>>653342
It's op here and I really want to kill myself for creating this thread
>>653321
Is there anything else to this?
>>653366
well you definitely should
>>653366
good
>>653364
Yeah you can't force these kinds of things.
Kill the thread
Gonna ask once more
Does any anons have greentext requests before I got to bed?
I will write them tomorrow.
Post em
>>653378
>>653393
Jasper being happy and just having fun
>>653393
You're not gonna get a serious answer in THIS thread.
Go ask in last thread.
Or go to bed
>>653393
Armstrong living with the Crystal Gems with all of them worrying about him, except for Steven and Amethyst because he likes to smash dishes with her.
>>653393
Pearl being tortured on homeworld or pearl on homeworld being abused in a caste sense.
>>653404
MY EYES!!!
THEY BUUURRRRNNNNN!!!!!
>>653430
W-wah hnngh Luigi~~
>the episodes are going to be leaked one day before the bomb happens
>>653404
Classic "post gay porn instead"
Always funny
>>653393
Bad Pearl breaking down in front of Garnet and Amethyst because she misses Steven so much.
>>653476
It's one episode a day before.
Is there any good creepy SU shit out there? I mean even the ponyfags have some fucked up shit, like Cupcakes. Am I gonna have to write creepy guro SU fanfiction?
>>653498
What are you listening too right now, /sug/?
Pic related
>>653506
5 secs in Google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD_cSM6eBjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgywavfyFVM
>>653520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLAC5AJPuM
>>653506
I wrote this for halloween. But it ain't too spooky.
Goodnight trash.
See ya tomorrow.
>>653520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpXxYCelYmE
Best guitarist of our generation tbqhwy
>>653520
Are you listening to that image?
Ok /sug/, I know you can do it:
Lapis is a ____
>>653520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFDj3shXvco&list=RDIWm03wYBTbM&index=4
>tfw your favorite gem will never press her space face close to yours
>>653545
great gem, fantastic waifu, and she's gonna be redeemed soon
>>653545
faggot
>>653545
Shit
>>653539
If you listen closely you can hear faint screaming.
>>653520
This. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHgYtKkSEDA
Which gem is a real hero, /sug/?
>>653545
Slut
>>653545
Meme
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>653563
Drive was literally, LITERALLY, the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life. The hype surrounding that movie is fucking retarded.
Your cinematic tastes are bad and you should feel bad.
>>653580
Bad movies can have good ST idiot
>>653580
What does that have to do with the soundtrack?
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>653612
Bad memories of wasted time but I guess that's about it.
Anyone got some amethyst? I'm lacking in the "Peridot's crush" department
Goodnight sug
Please stop pretending to be Indexer
sweet baby
>>653697
are there other ones like this pic for the other characters?
>>653738
I have one for Bad Pearl and Garnet too
>>653738
that pic looks so generic you might as well pretend it was about the gem you like
>>653752
GOD she's ugly
>>653752
>>653722
>>653761
Take it back Ruby is beautiful
>>653752
>Bad Pearl
Post it my nigga.
>>653752
I need the bad pearl one for my wallpaper pls
>>653778
GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
>>653771
That's all I've got
>>653752
Her hair looks like cow shit stuck on the side of the road.
>>653787
sorry, not exactly wallpaper dimensions
>>653789
Ruby is a beautiful fiery lil midget and I love her
>>653792
Nice!
>>653816
she's also mixed with Sapphire, plus I still subscribe to the "stoic burden of leadership" theory.
>>653855
>"stoic burden of leadership" theory
>stoic burden of leadership
>>653855
Well even mixed with Sapphire some emotion should get through
and even when Rose was alive she was stone faced as seen in Greg's flashbacks
How strong do you think Pearl can become, or do gems have a set strength that they can't improve?
LARPis Lazuli
>>653881
>do gems have a set strength that they can't improve
yes
>>653520
almost bed time, popping on the slow jams
>>653886
Turpis Lazuli
>>653792
>bad Pearl
>not Reddit and Memey Pearl
>>653873
http://dragoplateau.tumblr.com/post/124421234939/garnet-the-burden-of-leadership-self-restraint
here, worth the read if you're actually interested.
Or you can just bitch about it, up to you, really.
>>653877
She didn't seem that stonefaced, maybe we just haven't seen enough of pre-Steven Garnet to judge.
here's amethyst
>>653881
I think it's set
Thats why they need fusion
and why Pearl is always sad she just a pearl
also we must remeber the episode where she was Jealous of Sugilite
>>653898
Is that Lapis? Or Peridot?
They look so generic I just can't tell them apart
>>653886
Who the fuck would approve an awakened shark as a character?
>>653904
What? No. She's great.
>>653913
ayyy there's the Amethyst I was looking for
best gem imho
>>653545
footjob master
>>653915
But Pearl can fight evenly with Amethyst, shouldn't Pearls be much weaker than Quartz's?
>>653921
Who wouldn't? Sharks are pretty great.
>>653910
...did you just link me to a Tumblr headcanon?
>>653910
>She didn't seem that stonefaced, maybe we just haven't seen enough of pre-Steven Garnet to judge.
Ok maybe stonefaced is too harsh of a word but she seemed to still have little emotion then
and I do agree we do need to see more Pre-Steven Garnet to judge her better.
>>653922
>>653936
Well Pearl trained hard and gained skill not strength or power
and amethyst is wild and unruly in fight plus she is "defective"
>>653913
10/10 would cuddlefuck and feed delicious man juice
>>653545
cutie.
>>653910
>>653940
are you guys stupid?
she's "stone-faced" because she's a fucking fusion. did you not fucking see Fusion Cuisine or Keystone Motel?
>>653939
here, have this browser-crushing tumblr post instead
http://unindex.tumblr.com/post/135642087112/testing-size-limits-of-images-when-preparing-the
>>653951
It's supposed to be a pocket I think, but it's not drawn correctly.
>>653913
> Klotz drew this
I'd recognize that style anywhere. Sig confirms. I had no idea he was drawing SU stuff.
>>653913
>>653935
a-anon, please...
>>653983
what does that face even mean?
what kind of expression can you convey with a giant ass sweatdrop?
god damn these japs
>>653970
But no other fusions are that emotionless like
opal
malachite
sardonyx
sugilite
just Garnet ?
>>653978
>>653997
She's such a suggestive looking gem in most of her fanart
>>653951
It's in her pocket. My parents tried fooling me with the vanishing hand technique back in the day. I'm wise to their tricks now.
>>653990
Except I'm not bitching, fucking asshole.
Only a retard like you takes headcanon seriously.
Kill yourself stupid cunt.
>>653998
Do you even watch the show? Do I have to spoonfeed you the answers because you're too much of a braindead faggot to not be able to figure them out yourself?
>>654012
You should continue being this mad.
It's an interesting theory and just because you have a problem with it coming from tumblr doesn't discredit it more than any other headcanon.
>>654008
>>654033
>>654027
Hey, heads up.
The "U mad" fad is out of date now.
>>654037
>jpg
ahem
>>653998
Ruby is very hotheaded and quick to do things
Sapphire is very calm and slow and methodical
It's like an acid and a base mixing, it just comes out neutral.
>>654027
not him but most HC arnt truly terrible, and at least some bring up pretty good points. a better view on things
But most are going to get blown out of the water next episode
>>654049
>getting mad at people wondering if you're mad
okay then stay mad
>Steven is a hybrid
>gains all the positives of both and none of the negatives
>>654055
I know this but that should just make her even tempered not nearly emotionless like she is most of the time?
So as an Amefag...
This is an Amethyst thread now?
>>654059
Apparently to him all headcanons are stupid and if you think one may have a good point you are retarded.
>>654061
Fuck you
>>654066
yeah back in the day we called 'em "mulatto"
>>654073
Looks like it, man.
Good for you guys.
>>654066
>Steven can drown
>Steven can die of old age
>Steven has to eat food and shit
>Being a gem is literally just better than being human
>>653994
what, you can't tell? it's "appears to be somewhat uncomfortable on the outside, but secretly very intrigued"
you gotta work on your anime facial emotion recognition, anon.
>>654073
Yeah, I guess you could call it that
You better dump though because I'm all out
Where do I find good fapfics? Is there a pastebin that has a bunch of stuff or something?
>>654089
On it
>>654102
I got you covered pal!!!!!!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true
>>654064
>no butt
man...
>>654066
>has to eat and sleep
>"none of the negatives"
>>653545
Lesbian. And her girlfriend is Peridot.
>>654044
>>654064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5sonQA2amY
>>654118
>implying he really "needs" to do either of those
what happened to watermelon island? it's not in the upcoming episodes list on wikipedia anymore
>>654145
>wikipedia
>>654141
Do you like, watch the show?
>>654141
He does.
>>654129
>backslashes
christ, anon.
>>654129
Here's this with the fixed slashes but I don't like how this turned out.
Andrew Dobson writing for SU when?
Hopefully never
>>654150
that doesn't answer my question. was it removed for a reason? is it still coming out?
I'd fuck Steven. He's so pudgy and cute.
>>654177
I'd fuck a fat(ter) Amethyst
this guy streches his penis to blow up rose quartz
>>654177
get the fuck out of here
>>654175
>was it removed for a reason?
>asking something like this about wikipedia
Why have you let this happen to yourself /sug/? Where's your self-respect?
>>654141
Well on the top of my mind
1:Steven was abducted and sent to space on a ship made of pure metal base and energy, nothing more
2:In space there is no air, and no leaves or trees in the ship was seen. So no air to begin. with
3:Lapis water tower from the looks of it reached high into the sky, where all we saw was space
but it seems like he can drown
found Hiei punching the gem on her stomach rapidly.
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA Said Hiei as he kept punching rose in
the stomach. The punches did nothing to the gem. WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU THINK THAT WOULD HURT ME? laughed rose. GET READY TO DIE yelled rose. She charged Hiei
when she suddenly came to an abrupt stop. rose's stomach began to gurgle uncontrollably. WHATS GOING ON WITH MY BODY. Her belly began to swell rapidly along with her
breasts. Her entire body then stop growing. IS THAT IT HIEI? IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? Boomed rose. I'm going to rape you, you FAT FUCKING CUNT GET READY TO DIEE.
Hiei then inserted his giant penis into roses vagina. He then thy rusted violently into rose. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA screamed rose as she was violently assaulted by
rads big penis. Hiei then pulled out. IT HURTS said rose as she began to swell more rapidly only this time her booty began to swell along as well. Her belly and breasts then broke
out the window. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME shouted rose. Simple, you going straight to hell you fat whore you kidnapped the mayor and you ate his son. Now die! Said Hiei
with the fury. OH MY GOOOOOOD- said rose as her body exploded in a mass of blood and guts. Hiei then poured lighter fluid into the building exploding it into ash. Rest in hell you
fat cunt mused Hiei. Hiei was then greeted the the mayor. Where's my boy said the mayor. He's dead I'm afraid said Hiei. Damn it why! Sobbed the mayor. You son was avenged
though. Rose is dead though. I shall run this city in honor of my son said the mayor. Hiei where will you go now. I do not know I must go do more hookers and blow. And so our
hero Hiei goes off onto a new journey but- you know what fuck this shit I'm ending this here goodbye faggots.
The end
>>654205
gee thanks, jackass.
this is why your threads are on /trash/ instead of /co/.
>>654203
>that little pudge
my boner thanks you
Okay guys
So your best gem is now in your bedroom, wanting some snu snu
What do you do?
>>654213
>found Hiei punching the gem on her stomach rapidly.
>ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA Said Hiei as he kept punching rose in
this is a sample
here is the rest i hope you like it: Hiei woke up to find weed in his bed. He threw it out. After dat he went to
Listen to deth rok becuz he is cool and awesome. Jon decided it was tyme to beet up some ppl. So he deiced to beet up Amy becuz she has blue hair and ppl with blue hair were
very annoying. "omg shut upp" said Jon as he smoked a cigar in his mouth. Jon is very cool btw. He then saw Hiei walk down tha street takin candies from babies. "You bastred
how could u do this, u have no soul" said an angry irate Jon. "ahaha said Hiei while beating up the baby's mom. Hiei's mom came by and then said to her son "young man you
will not bully this baby and child any more do you understand me" said a very angry mom. I'm sorry mom I won't do it again said Hiei. good because your grounded from a
month mister said Hiei's mom. "bitch what the fuck that's not fucking fair go fuck yourself" said Hiei ready to beat his mom for being such a bitch. Young Mann I will not tolerate
such foul Langeage said his mom" stfu u stupid cunt I Fukien trash u said Hiei as he socked his mom in the face giving her the beating of a lifetime. look here bitch I do what I
want when I want and if u don't like that then you can go suck it said extremely uber pissed Hiei. Hiei slapped his mom some more and decided to go to the store. Ichihara
walked into the store and saw that emo fagot emo fag. Sigh said emo faggot because he is a fagot emo. Sup looser said Hiei, r u crying becuz that fat bitch Amy is dead. Fuk u
Hiei ur such a dick said emo faggot while cutting himself. hahaha u fagot emo bich boi sed Hiei. emo fag decided 2 hang himslf frum da ceiling because he is a fagot emo boy. Hiei decided to go to the some werd vilags and saw some retard throwing stones at some old man
>>654218
>your threads
Lol you're one stupid child
>>654226
Get a condom as to not kill her with my murdercock.
>>654226
First I undress him.
Then I kiss and tickle him all over.
And then I milk his prostate until he's completely spent.
Nothing too extreme.
>>654226
Tell Amethyst I'm not that type of guy and offer her a date at an all you can eat buffet instead.
Okay, so /sug/...
What if we got the opportunity to go INTO Beach City and ACTUALLY meet the Crystal Gems
What happens to Beach City after our visit?
>>654226
I don't have a bedroom.
because retard is a faggot gay loser. Haha nerd said retard as he threw rocks at old
man. don't beet m up cuz I am old man said the old man with a gross sounding voice. ew ur voice sounds gay sed retard as he kept throwing stones at the old man. Hiei decided
to kick johnnyboy in the face and called him a bitch idiot fag loser. Hiei went deeper into the town and saw an ugly transvestite offering candy to little boyz. Hey lil boys want my
candy said the gross ugly he-she. no your fucking gross and ugly said one of the little boys. I am not said the ugly looking tranny-boy. the tranny then grabbed the boys and beet
the shit out of them. IM NOT FUCKIN UGLY OK said the the tranny with rage. Hiei had enough of the ugly tranny beating up the kids so he grabbed the tranny by the hair and
beat his ugly face rapidly. go back to tranny land you fucking faggot said Hiei. the ugly tranny boy ran away as stones were being thrown at him. After Hiei beat the ugly sissy
tranny boy he went to went to a whore house to do some hookers and blow. he saw a rally hot stripper and then he went up 2 da stripper and smaked he azz. The stripper was
rally pizzed off and decided to bat up Hiei for touching her. In the berting he find out that tha striper had std and aids. Hiei was really pissed of abot this. He decid t beet up the
stripe becuz she gav him studs and aids. Hiei then kicked her in the stomac becuz she is fat and ugly. Hiei saw another hooker and gained a 35 foot erection. da hooker saw this
and grabs hs dick by the base and stokes it hard. she keep at it for 4 hour. Hiei then ejaculates all over the stripper and the hòökér dies from too much white, sticky, monjuice.
Hiei den tok da bode and preformed gross lewd depraved sex acts with it. Some gut saw this
>>654226
Try not to die
>>654218
/sug/ is in trash because /co/ is full of butthurts who hate the fact their fandom isn't as autism as ours.
This is the /Shitposters United General/ right?
>>654251
nothing
>implying we would ever be more than just a filler episode.
and chased after Hiei. Hiei ran out from the house and hid in the dumpster. The next
morning he awoke in the dumpster to find a dirty hambuggr and then he ate it. Hiei then barf out the hamburger and found a used jizz covered tampon then he threw it at
some dude who was crying. This guys name was raging faggot. Raging faggot was the biggest queer in town, he cried a lot because he was weak and really fucking gay. He was a
huge loser. None of the girls wanted to look at himm. A gorl approaches him and sed yr ugly u fuckin fagot yo die sed the girl.. L-l-l-leave me a-l-l-lone your hurting me said
flaming faggot. Hiei saw flaming fagot and beat his fagot ass up. Flaming fagogot cried harder and harder because he was a little bitch pussy faggot. stfu faggot ur ugly and stupid
said the girl. Bawwwwwwww sed flaming fagot. Hiei then kicked flaming faggot in the balls. Get fucked queermo said Hiei as he smoked a cigar. Flaming faggot cried so hard he vomited and died. Thanks for kilng dat ugly fag homo said the girl. No problem, it's what I do. What's your name by the way. Vageena peenus replied the girl, yours? Hiei replied
Hiei. We should hang out sometime replied vageena. We should replied Hiei. See you around said vageena. So they went their separate ways. Hiei then went to the park to
smoke weed. He saw a bunch of people talking about social justice. The group were a bunch of fat ugly dykes with multicolored hair eating multiple bags of chips. One of them
said ppl should accept mi 4 my body. If those gross cis scum can't accept you then shame them, said the leader. The group saw a straight white male. The group leader said lets
shame this cis scum asshole. The straight white male was minding his own business when he saw the fat ugly lesbian dykes approach him. They called him a cis het asshole and
>>654257
>their fandom isn't as autism as ours
what
>>654251
hasn't this question been asked before? didn't someone screencap the responses?
a racist fuck. Hiei approached the group and punch the dyke cunt in the face. The group leader was about to shame him when Hiei punch her in the dyke face. Fucking fat lesbo
dyke bitch said Hiei wearing cool shades. The leader got up when the straight white male threw a rock at her. The leader then died. Hiei then took a shit and pissed on her. The
group exploded. Thanks guy how can I repay you? Said straight white male. Get me more weed replied Hiei. Straight white male gave him weed. Thanks said Hiei. No problem said straight white male. The straight white male left. Hiei then went through the park and then to the crackhouse. He went into the crackhouse and saw people snorting crack
up hõōkërś asses. Hiei went deeper and deeper in the crack house and saw the most grossest thing in the crackhouse. It was an extremely obese man. His name was fat fuck.
Fat fuck was the grossest person on earth. His face had 164 penises sewn together. Everytime he talked, fat fuck threw up semen covered tampons and old,smelly, wrinkly spooge covered condoms. hell boy *vomits* how can I help *vomits* you? Said fat fuck. Yeah I want a hôōkèr that has the most crack in her ass and pussy said Hiei. Then
you've came to the right place my boy we have the selection of womyn explained fat fuck with
>>654226
Marry her first.
>>654275
>>654226
Leap on the bed and wrestle for who gets top, maybe break a few ribs during for-play and more bones during mattress mambo
grossness. Well I want that womyn on the right said Hiei pointing at the hoókër
with the wart on her face. You want dirty *vomit* yukina said fat fuck barfing out semen and tampons. Yes I want Yukina said Hiei. Yukina this gentle *vomit* man would like to
*vomit* see you *vomit* said Hiei. Yes said Yukina with the hot voice. I want to snort cocaine out your pussy and ass said Hiei with horniness. Hiei and Yukina went into a very
dark room to preform lewd depraved disgusting sex acts. So said Yukina with sexy voice you reddy 4 this. I'm ready to fuck your brains out said Hiei. So Hiei put his filthy wart
covered penis inside the hòôkërś vagina. Yes! Said Yukina moreeeeee. Hiei then pulled out and then sniffed the coke on his penis. Oh fuck yes said Hiei as he snorted the coke on
his penis. As they were fucking their brains out Yukina said wanna know why they call me Yukina? I'll show you why said Yukina as she squirted her filthy dirty cocaine covered pussy juice into Hiei's face. Mmmmmmm soooooooo good said Hiei as he drank the filthy dirty pussy juice. Want more? Said Yukina. Yes said Hiei as he rubbed his penis all over
Yukina's face. Here we goooo said Yukina as she squirted her filthy pussy juice all over Hiei's face. Now it's my turn said Hiei as he stroked his long Italian sausage and squirted
his brown semen all over Yukina's face. Yukina then licked the semen from her face and Hiei then licked the cocaine from her ass. Yukina then squirted a huge amount of ass
and pussy juice all over Hiei's face. Hiei's penis then grew over 200 ft tall with gigantic warts with
>>654286
>pearl
>booty
we aren't doing this again anon
>>654166
there just wasn't enough space to add the slashes in their proper configuration. I made the text on the sign smaller for you, it should be easier to put in regular slashes now.
remember when crossing over su and space dandy was hot on the streets
>>654226
Handjobs and possibly anal followed by intense and loving cuddles.
>>654287
>may of been compromised
>may of
>of
go back to school.
>>654312
Not my type but good taste
>Hugged and held from all angles at once
Annd also did this
>>654308
Pearl's ass is the only one hot enough to cook a lobster to perfection within a few seconds.
>>654337
>freshen instead of refreshen
>master instead of slave
Is this stupid bullshit show STILL on hiatus?
I want to make Peri-cherry a happy wife and mother with a steady job!
>>654339
>THIS EPISODE OF STEVEN UNIVERSE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER "L"
>>654336
It's a good feel, [spoiler]wish I knew it.[/spoiler]
>>654310
this cool m8
>>654350
No, this is all an elaborate ruse.
>>654226
but my favourite gem is homophobic
considering what peridot said about garnet im pretty sure she wouldnt fuck a girl
>>654226
Try to fuck her at least five times
Tickle her in the feet and belly
Cuddle at each other
Then fuck her again for 15 hours.
Why is she so perfect?
>>654367
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