HG Thread.
We begin.
>not recycleing unused threads
It is too calm, someone shitpost.
>not using the thread sol made
What're you listening to, HG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBlxSwFM4xk
>>3544507
tits
>>3544491
>Janus's fillers getting this many kills
>>3544517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6tOvCqoNuQ
>>3544475
>>3544481.
>The Crimson Demon kicks you both out with tremendous force
>>3544491
>>3544504
>>3544514
I already had this thread made that one was posted.
Besides, I don't really care about "recycling". It's not our job to keep the board clean.
>>3544491
Wait! I just got started here!
>>3544524
>Asks to join politely
>Lays down on the floor next to the bed
>>3544439
>detects
>>3544466
You think? Do you usually wear your hair like that, and not straight?
>>3544491
>>3544489
Well I'm glad to find them even here! Wish me luck!
Kero kero~
>>3544538
Best of luck to you my love.
>>3544533
Chocolate waffles?
>>3544543
kero kero~
>>3544532
No. Only Anonymous-dono may, and you are not them.
Ok so
How weeb are you?
>>3544550
~de geso
>>3544529
So, mind telling me why you brought your whole band here?
>>3544502
>I am, but I won't deny that not checking the number of images in the thread via the catalog was a stupid idea.
When is homecoming?
How many hours coming?
>>3544553
>tfw don't like weeb shit but socially dead anyways
>>3544529
*When that one was post
I need to wake up...
>>3544522
Sorry m8, no one else entered the game. We're dead at the moment.
>>3544573
9.5 hour
>>3544553
High powerlevel/socially acceptable with a few points bottom left cause vidya
>>3544573
10 hours ish.
>>3544553
I'm a fucking full blown shintoist. Eat my wapanese chode.
>>3544573
http://itsalmo.st/#homecoming_8os5p
>>3544578
Wiggins told us about blake.
mind if i add in all of these tributes next game guys
>janus
>>3544548
Sure!
>>3544567
I'm getting them for free!
>>3544590
>Shinto
Reimu kys
>>3544543
>>3544604
Not at all
>Mii
>>3544551
>hugs
>>3544604
It's dead hours m8
>>3544605
>Places a plate of waffles in front of you, coupled with a glass of orange juice
What kind of syrup would you like?
>>3544620
impostor
>>3544491
Woo!
>>3544529
Guys...This is kinda gross.
>>3544610
I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!
>>3544604
>if you were him you would've posted with a picture.
>>3544533
There are somedays where I straighten it but I usually go with whatever feels and looks best.
>>3544628
Syrup?
On chocolate waffles?
>>3544638
Yes, this is the best! Don't even consider!
>>3544637
ok
>impostor
>>3544609
>Jasper
>>3544646
OWWWW! Stop that!
aizwa
>iiya
>>3544628
>lifts skirt
NO PENIS
O
P
E
N
I
S
sex aizwa
>ilya
>>3544628
NEKOPARA WHEN
>>3544640
I have chocolate syrup if you can handle that much chocolate!
>>3544665
O-Okay!? P-Put my skirt down!
>Pushes skirt back down
P-Pervert...
dykes
>>3544646
Had to be done I guess.
>>3544648
Glad you like it then!
>>3544681
Yes...
I made the games
>archer
>>3544686
And that dress too! Stay just like that!
these games dont meet my standards
come to /hga/ and they will
>asuka
>>3544681
No dick? Get out, worlst loli.
~
>junko
Standards
>hosh
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
For now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife
And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grownup daughter, who was of course my step-mother
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
'Cause now I have become the strangest 'case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny, I know but it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
>>3544713
>worlst
>>3544708
EXPLOSION!
I am on hoshi's team
>king knight
Sucky
>kk
shitposting? i'll join
>>3544708
I'd rather sleep, this is boring.
>>3544698
I should go on and rest. See you later little girl.
i didnt leave for this
>kamina
>>3544676
My brother is a huge fucking dirtbag so literally never. RIP
>>3544689
>Gives chocolate syrup
Enjoy!
>>3544713
I don't know what that means... but I've been here too long to just "leave".
mortals
>gundam
>>3544734
Shut up Bolin
>>3544740
Bye bye Chitoge!
>>3544747
Thaaanks
>puts too much chocolate on waffles
>it melts and gets on hands and cheeks
class
>ms baker
Junko
>yukine
nothin personnel
>Sol
>>3544764
Umm... i-isn't that a bit much?
T-That's quite a mess to clean up...
bugs are awful
>wriggle
G'morning, family.
>Vino
>>3544774
Awawa! What do, what do?
shouldve bump the game
>rick
dubs
>adachi
>>3544790
>How's it been?
>>3544805
This area shall make do.
>>3544772
Get over here!
Text
>avatar
>>3544791
J-Just lick your fingers clean and eat the waffles, I'll grab some paper towels.
>Goes off
I'm quitting hunger games
>endo
>tfw I mean it when I say f.am because my family hates me and these are the only people who can tolerate my existence anymore, and thus are quite literally my family.
>
Wed
>longy
>>3544833
>longs fingers
>eats waffle
>>3544848
Happy Birthday dear Grandmasterrrrrrr!
>>3544808
Been sleepy.
Late nights and early mornings.
Went fishing last night but didn't catch shit.
You?
>>3544844
Saim
>>3544827
>throws bass saxophone at you
help me improve
>stocking
>>3544874
So no ship?
fist me
>>3544852
>Comes back with paper towels but doesn't hand you them
How was it?
>>3544874
[Awh... s-so no ship?]
>>3544883
ur perfect
>kneesocks
>>3544863
>Pretty similar, besides the fishing bit. Trying to catch up with avas besides Sol.
I will kill myself tonight
>souda
>>3544889
>>3544892
>That lickmind
>>3544875
O-Oi!
>>3544892
Good!
Someone please get Hoshi to post or something.
I will keep guard at the homecoming
>soviet
check your email
>>3544884
In order to properly utilize explosive magic, I must first, think like an explosion...
>>3544914
So about the chocolate on your face...
I mean, I like the look but chocolate sauce is expensive... and it would be a waste to just wipe it off and throw it away...
>Wipes off some of the chocolate with her finger and holds it out to you
So eat it!
>>3544913
Stay away from me!
>throws another bass saxophone
Bane?
>CIA
>>3544919
How am I looking?
>>3544907
no don't
>>3544918
I'm not your personal servant at your beck and call, baka!
>asskua
>>3544927
kek
>>3544931
w-what
you already touched it, you should eat it
Suicide
>Souda and all his other avatars
>>3544900
Yeah, you're sitting on a goldmine of good avas, might as well get some use out of em. All that really matters is that you're having fun with em though.
Danat
>Nobu
>>3544945
Skipped a lot of peace.
test
>>3544945
These taste fun-
>D.Va immediately drops dead.
>>3544948
Why should I do that? If I was going to do that I should have just licked it off your face in the first place!
Celestia
>Tamaki
STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!
>>3544975
>iiya/aizwa
>>3544955
>I am, don't worry. I hope you're having a good time here as well.
Give me attention
>hanekawa
>>3544981
WAIT
>>3544975
Stop right there criminal scum!
You've violated, my mother!
>>3545008
You ruined my waifu, I will destroy you!
>Imperial Weeb Z
>>3545000
E-Entering was a mistake...I should have just given my spot to one of those numerous bards...
Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, it rips the skin.
>>3544968
B-But then it would be no ship, right?
>>3545015
Good job, Suwako.
>>3545016
same
>>3545022
Kero kero~
>>3545022
Thanks for playing.
>>3545022
kero!
>>3545018
Only if you wouldn't agree to it, but that's why you should lick it off my finger!
>>3545022
Good job and good host!
>>3544986
It's been good. Definitely a lot better than I deserve.
>>3545028
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3545022
>>3545028
That's the second time one of those heads have won. No fair.
>>3545016
My daddy taught me to use someone elses mouth to prevent that
Wow its pretty slow here.Hows life going for you my dudes?
>>3545035
No!
>>3545034
kero~
>>3545036
>I'm not sure what you've done before now, but I'm sure you've made progress away from it.
Stop these threads I have had enough
>>3545073
>stops
>>3545069
Kero~
Who is the oldest (as in actual age) person on HG?
>>3545063
How about a deal, I'll lick the rest off your face if you lick this little bit off my finger. Okay?
>>3545072
You're a winner in my heart babe.
>>3545082
Uncle Ultron
>>3545082
ultron
Who are the original 15 HG avatars?
>>3545082
Bolin
>>3545073
Um...you can try somewhere else if you don't like it, but I don't think it's going to stop.
>>3545082
>Probably Ultron.
>>3545097
Why 15?
>>3545085
No!
>>3545070
Hope I have.
You're a pretty cool guy, Sol. Thanks.
>>3545108
Top 10 are boring
>>3545086
Close your mouth.
>>3545097
aussa
elia
wiggins
wiggle
elia
(You)
vino
kamina
cera
janus
souda
nonon
tricky
elia
me
>>3545118
Eh, probably everyone who joined durinf february and march 2015
>>3545115
>No problem. I have a pretty shaky before and after myself, so I can see where you're coming from. I hope the rest of the day goes well.
>>3545112
Would you rather I just lick all of it then?
>Aikawa cucks Chitoge for a knock-off idol version of her
Shieeeet
Hey, who won the Foxhound last night?
>>3545140
Can't cuck the dead, m8.
>>3545125
Yes ma'm
>>3545145
Tell that to Maria.
>>3545143
I dont know, check Desustorage
>>3545097
Bolin is the only original HG avatar
>>3545155
>bolin
fhenjehkhukdWH
Odds screencap waifu
Evens host
I have full diplomatic immunity
Someone host.
>>3545140
Chitoge is shit anyway
>>3545160
Nope
>>3545172
Dammit
I'll use Kamina's code as promised
First 24
If you flood my fucking games with your shit I'll take out all of your entries
>>3545191
Cappy
>Female
>>3545191
Misato
>>3545191
Marcus Holloway
>>3545191
Makina Irisu
>>3545191
X7-10
>>3545191
Chowder
>>3545191
Illya
>>3545191
Nigger
>>3545191
The Crimson Demon
>>3545191
Jack Frost
>>3545191
The Player
>>3545137
>wipes off own face
>smears it everywher
>>3545191
Cadence
>>3545191
Andou Jurai
>>3545191
Mr. Rimmer
>>3545191
Nase Hiroomi
>>3545191
Dean Ambrose
>>3545191
Patrick Bateman
die
>>3545214
>Sighs disappointingly and licks off the chocolate on her finger
Want a paper towel?
>>3545227
Fuck off Reaper.
>>3545222
>trips
>>3545191
Mandy
>>3545191
Corvo Attano
Like a _____ fan on ____ _____.
>>3545191
Sanya
>Should I just delete that thread, or a it for later?
>>3545261
delete, if you can
>>3545232
>>3545255
It comes naturally to me.
>>3545261
Captain Luna
>>3545261
Delete so you can make a new one later
>>3545191
Lord Beerus
Okada
Help
I can't post from quick reply
>>3545274
>>3545267
>It's too old.
>>3545269
What?
>>3545229
Yes...
>>3545284
Reply faster.
>>3545292
I'll link it later so people will use it, hopefully
