New HG thread
I want to marry all vampires
>>3543463
Tooooooooot
nth for Sunset is amazing, and goodnight, HG.
>>3543467
Not if Yukine does it first.
You're going to have to beat him up, anon.
>>3543464
T-Thanks... w-who's the other one then?
>>3543475
That doesn't looks healthy.
>>3543463
>Doot doot
>>3543478
Dream of finally receiving Sunset's love, because it'll never happen to you outside of dreams.
>>3543477
>boops your nose
Nepgu~
>>3543478
Goodnight!
>>3543485
of course not
>>3543479
>tfw I'll be fagging a vampire soon
You honestly can never tell until she shows her teeth
>>3543477
>skins and roasts your duck
>>3543498
Seek help.
>>3543478
Дoбpoй нoчи!
>>3543503
no
>>3543479
Already beat him to it
>>3543509
Who /doesnotexist/ here?
>>3543509
Wh-What kind of sorcery is this?
>>3543477
Girls don't toot.
>>3543509
I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS, I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS!?
>>3543515
Despair
>>3543523
I can't tell if that's a question or an exclamation!?
>>3543478
See ya later kiddo.
>>3543492
Why must you say this
NEPTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE?!
Chowder
Kamina's code or a /co/de?
Ah, it seems I have to go to sleep now. Дoбpoй нoчи, and I'll see you tomorrow!
Become one with Mother Russia, дa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH7Qkvj54DE
>>3543538
>What are you doing?
>>3543531
I pressed the ? key by impulse, I didn't mean too.
>>3543546
Shut the fuck up, Sol.
>>3543541
This one.
cQFTQtsk
>>3543487
Why is superior Pit slamming an oven (?) door?
>>3543541
/co/de
>>3543551
>Hey, it lasted longer than "Heh". I'm not sure whether to be proud or ashamed.
>>3543546
You can't control me, I'm a free man!
Is this a new game or no?
...heh.
>>3543566
No, I don't think so.
Why are there two of me?
>>3543577
.heh...
Can someone explain why there's 2 Chowders?
>>3543563
... I know that's you, Pittoo
>Because reasons
>>3543536
Onee-chan~
>>3543571
Kampai's code
>>3543571
You know what? screw the code i post and just roll with /co/ to prevent further delay.
>>3543587
WHERE IS SHE?!
>>3543583
We have some surplus food stores we're trying to get rid of.
>>3543571
That code
>>3543578
>we cannot be stopped
>>3543566
>>3543578
Rada rada rada! Rada, rada rada rada!
>>3543587
Ge-Ge you don't look much like yourself right now.
>>3543587
>you'll never watch gear rape tune
>>3543592
I dunnoooooooo!
>>3543599
That's because I'm going mental.. I miss heeeeer.
>>3543601
It'll never happen, ever.
>>3543595
Together, we are INVINCIBLEEEE!
>>3543597
Sorry for waking you up, Shnitzel. But look! It's me! Again!
>>3543607
>boops nose
>>3543607
Please rape her ;-;
>>3543611
>Sneezes
>>3543614
W-Why on earth would I do that!?
>>3543607
It's okay Ge-Ge I'm sure she'll show up soon.
>Gently pats Nepgear on her back.
>>3543621
Because you want her
>>3543620
I think I created a hologram.
>>3543627
helo it is i neptune
>>3543626
...But I don't.
>>3543623
At least I have Compa here..
>
>>3543630
Hiiii, can you bring back the real one?
>>3543610
Rada... rada? ...Rada rada rada rada
Thanks
I think I'm in love with Nepgear.
>>3543633
helo it is i neptune
First 24
>>3543633
You want her all to yourself right?
tfw Nepgu will never love you
Post yfw
>>3543642
Rave Horse
>>3543642
Nase Hiroomi
>>3543642
Ririchiyo
>>3543642
Beatrice
>>3543642
Ge-Ge
>>3543639
You shouldn't be.
>>3543643
Not at all! I just want her to be happy.
>>3543641
H-Hello.
>>3543634
Well...He's gotten real quiet in the past five minutes, but he's there! Or, I'm there. This is really confusing.
>>3543642
Chowder 1
>>3543642
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3543633
>Returns the hug with her own embrace.
Well don't you worry Ge-Ge, I'll be here with you and keep you company while we wait for Neppy.
>>3543642
Compa
>>3543642
Josuke Higashikata
>>3543642
Illya
>>3543642
This cake
>>3543642
The Player
>>3543642
Maria and Harusame
>>3543642
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3543642
The Crimson Demon
>>3543642
Admiral Wojack
>>3543642
Mandy
>>3543642
Yukkuri Ran
>>3543642
This girl
>>3543642
Matoi
>>3543655
Thanks Compa, you're the best.
>>3543660
>places a hair on the gloss
>>3543653
>sighs
Rada rada...
>>3543642
D.Va
>>3543642
Corvo Attano
>>3543642
The demise of all oldfags
>>3543646
I'd rather have new Neptune. Pure cuddling.
>>3543676
I'm not the best Gear-chan, but anyway would you like some pudding I brought wit me again?
Hanako Izekawa
하나 더
One more
>>3543678
So, how's your morning been, Shnitzel?
>>3543674
Hello, Rachnera
>>3543675
>k-kissu
>>3543677
NOOOOO! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>3543687
>Nepgear eating pudding
>>3543691
>>3543690
Rada rada, rada rada rada rada
>>3543685
Neptune is alright, but I've always had a certain hole in my heart for Nepgu...
>>3543700
>Tackle hug
>>3543700
>stomps
>>3543687
It's fine, I'll pass.
>>3543700
Was I right?
>>3543703
>you'll never play games with them
;-;
>>3543700
>Sprays with big spray
>Squishes
>>3543700
>pets the spider
>>3543709
Took you long enough to guess right.
>>3543707
More please.
>>3543706
I bruise easily.
>>3543711
I just woke up and I already feel like crying...
>>3543701
So it was fine until me and I woke you up...
Uh...sorry. Have you seen Mung anywhere?
>>3543698
Do you have a problem mister? If so I think I can fix it with my syringe.
>>3543708
Okay Ge-Ge~
>>3543709
>Let them have a few secrets.
>>3543721
>>3543713
Step on me more please!
>>3543714
>returns petting
>>3543719
>sprays with RAID
>>3543730
NOT THE PEDIPALPS! NOT THE PEDIPALS!
>>3543721
I don't think other me is here anymore, so can you change my name just to Chowder?
>>3543719
>Smooch
>>3543736
No fuck you
Every waking moment of my life, I want to protect and love Chiaki Nanami, the ultimate Gamer Waifu! I want to feed her kind words about how good an example she is to other gamers and make her bed every day with fresh linen so she sleeps in pure comfort. I want to always make sure that I'm there to press the snooze button on her alarm clock for her and gently coax her awake when she wants to finally get out of bed. Then I'll clean her entire game collection every week and make sure that all her discs are always in their proper case and repair every scratch in each and every CD she owns. I'll buy her every Video Game OST she likes and always keep spare controllers and memory cards for her to use if even one single button begins to stick!
And I'll make sure to buy her foreign consoles and games for every game that people refuse to localize! Like Tetris the Grandmaster 3: Terror Instinct! I'll always upgrade her gaming PC with the latest graphics cards and solve all of her driver issues that she could possibly have!
Then, I'll help her play through every Dating sim there ever was, and I'll help her learn how to beat them on her own, ensuring that she has the social skills fitting for a wonderful young lady like her!
But that's not all! I'll also satisfy her curiosity about the world! If she is confused about something and asks me how something works, I'll answer her to expand on her knowledge! I'll make sure she understands what love is! When she understands what love is, I'll also cuddle with her every night until we drift asleep so she feels safe!
>>3543719
I also know another one, but alright.
>>3543724
Rada. Rada rada rada
>Vader now hosts more than Kamina
Never thought I'd see the day.
>>3543749
Every waking moment of my life, I want to protect and love Chiaki Nanami, the ultimate Gamer Waifu! I want to feed her kind words about how good an example she is to other gamers and make her bed every day with fresh linen so she sleeps in pure comfort. I want to always make sure that I'm there to press the snooze button on her alarm clock for her and gently coax her awake when she wants to finally get out of bed. Then I'll clean her entire game collection every week and make sure that all her discs are always in their proper case and repair every scratch in each and every CD she owns. I'll buy her every Video Game OST she likes and always keep spare controllers and memory cards for her to use if even one single button begins to stick!
And I'll make sure to buy her foreign consoles and games for every game that people refuse to localize! Like Tetris the Grandmaster 3: Terror Instinct! I'll always upgrade her gaming PC with the latest graphics cards and solve all of her driver issues that she could possibly have!
Then, I'll help her play through every Dating sim there ever was, and I'll help her learn how to beat them on her own, ensuring that she has the social skills fitting for a wonderful young lady like her!
But that's not all! I'll also satisfy her curiosity about the world! If she is confused about something and asks me how something works, I'll answer her to expand on her knowledge! I'll make sure she understands what love is! When she understands what love is, I'll also cuddle with her every night until we drift asleep so she feels safe!
>>3543721
Looks good enough.
>>3543746
RADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3543730
I... Uh...
>Leaves
>>3543721
Good luck to you all!
>>3543725
Hmph. There's no hiding from the demon heir of Shirakiin.
>I'm good friends with her and just messing around. I know she doesn't mind.
>>3543738
Hey! That's not very nice at all! You say you're sorry right now!
>>3543746
No luck, huh? At least you don't have to clean anything while we're here, right?
>>3543741
Shut the fuck up, Yosugay.
>>3543750
>Vader
wut
>>3543765
>Just because of how easy it is to guess them doesn't mean you should say it, I've not said it about quite a few of their characters and have stopped saying them all together for a while.
>>3543755
Rada radaaa!
>>3543772
Rada rada
>>3543783
Who is this semen demon?
>>3543764
Oops.
>>3543785
I'm glad to hear it! I hope Mung shows up though.
>>3543743
Don't make me wrap that little mouth of yours.
>>3543759
Come back soon please~
>>3543737
Not here anon, Izaya's room is more fitting.
>>3543734
It truly is a shame that you'll never experience the joy of a pedipalp massage.
>>3543733
You'll need a bigger can.
>>3543788
Wh-what did you just call me!?
>>3543788
Compa. Neptunia.
>>3543793
>Jumps on your back
>>3543794
This has to be the strangest thing I've done in a long time
>>3543794
GIVE ME A Y!
GIVE ME AN I!
GIVE ME A F!
GIVE ME ANOTHER F!
WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?
I HAVE NO IDEA!
>>3543794
>She does the day's assignment without a word, snatching glimpses every once in a while to see what the stranger is doing
>>3543794
Now you just sit back, good o'll JoJo's got thi-
>Shit blows up fuckingly
>>3543801
>Smacks you with the Iron Gjallarhorn
>>3543792
Rada rada rada. Raaaada
>>3543794
Beats going to class.
>>3543809
Ouch.. Compa is not for sexual.
>>3543794
Are you implying it was an accident?
>>3543809
Don't know why you're asking me.
>>3543809
I'm neither semen nor demon. I'm Compa the nurse.
>>3543817
Neither are you, you are for cuddles with consent that nobody gets.
>>3543826
Little brothe-...ohhh, I get it...you're fucking sick RNGesus, you know that?
>>3543783
I just realized who you are. Relax, I know she doesn't mind. This is probably the first and last time I'll do it anyway.
>>3543814
What do you mean you don't want him to show up? It's not like he's going to make you clean this place too.
>>3543826
Is that a map of our house?
>>3543826
Child's play.
>>3543793
I can cut that web of yours anyway.
>>3543826
It's so cold there, and the floor is too hard.
>>3543830
You're fine senpai
>>3543812
>She flinches
Why w-would... Why do y-you have b... bombs in a c-classroom?!
>>3543826
I... H-how do I... play? This is n-new...
>>3543831
Rada rada rada rada, rada rada
>>3543830
>How'd it take you that long to realize who I am after me saying it multiple times already? I get quite the laugh how often that happens.
>>3543844
Thought you were going to keep this ava a sekrit?
>>3543842
Bombs? the heck are you talking about?
I just suck at chemistry, Hell I suck at school in general, s' why i always ditch.
>>3543843
Of course he won't! Stop being such a worry wort, Shnitzel.
>>3543849
Hey! I'm not old! My skin is baby soft!
>>3543850
>Went to host, picked a random image thinking I wasn't still in my Compa folder and said who was while using the image.
>>3543849
Wait, I got the part, I GOT THE PART?!
>>3543849
>>3543852
Your pomp is worthless. That is all.
>>3543849
I feel terrible for that...
>>3543802
Hey Maria. Did you get those things done after you slept that night?
>>3543863
... FUCK!
>>3543860
I'm convinced the pomp got me the gig, you better respect, pip-squeak.
>>3543871
AGAIN?! YOU'RE SICK, SIIIIICK!
>>3543844
>I haven't seen Compa played in quite a while, besides, I deliberately don't delve too deeply into who's fagging who.
>>3543871
Listen here purple...thing, Compa would make the perfect little sister so just stay away from her, okay?
>>3543854
Rada rada rada, rada rada rada rada
>>3543871
I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND! JUST LEAVE ME ALOHOHOHOHONE!
>>3543880
me too
>>3543875
Atleast i remembered it for you. You did say you could forget it.
>>3543849
P-please let m... me out!What d-did... What h-have I ever d... done to you!
>>3543852
>She nods
I s-sometimes... don't come to class t-too... B-but you should g-go! If y... If you have a c-chance to learn, t-take it!
>>3543871
R-really? You... Like it?
>>3543878
>Well okie dokie then. Quite often I'll play something for a few days and then they won't be seen again for a month or two.
>>3543880
Ahh... I don't see anything wrong with that.
>>3543871
Palatable. I commend you.
>>3543877
It was probably because your hair has better acting skill than you. Don't you have someone to babysit?
>>3543890
I absolutely hate my memory.
>>3543907
Don't worry about it. Better late than never.
>>3543883
>>3543901
>>3543886
I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING SO HARD!
>>3543885
You should relax! Deep breaths, Shnitzel, deep breaths.
>>3543913
Guerilla warfare....fascinating.
>>3543913
You won't make it to the end of the year if you keep pissing me off.
>>3543892
'Course I go, I just don't go all the time. like when I...lets say have chemistry, or math, screw math.
>>3543903
Well, my hair's my soul, so its a fantastic feeling, AND DON'T YOU BRING UP THE BABY SITTING!
Its an innuendo I tells ya.
>>3543913
Whoa...Whohohoho...man, that was a close one.
>>3543920
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>3543913
Tada! I made brownies! They may be a little burnt though...
>The brownies are charcoal about a quarter inch of the way down.
>>3543926
Somebody forgot to take their medication.
>>3543925
I'm sure of it, conspiracy theorist.
>>3543931
I'm aware this is how I was created, but could you two wait until nightfall?
>>3543925
W... Well... You have y-your priorities, a... at least.
>>3543931
Do not...I keep my teeth squeaky clean!
>>3543931
This is getting confusing. A love triangle with a cute girl and a... ball with hair?
>>3543938
>pets
Everything will be okay.
>>3543901
>cuddles
>>3543937
What if I told you, I don't have a little brother?
>>3543938
'course, every man's got 'em.
>>3543931
>He eats almost 3/4 of the pizza, and almost eats the donut.
Oh, sorry! Didn't think you were alive.
>>3543946
O... Okay... T-thanks.
when is prom
>>3543953
I have seen things that will haunt me for as long as I live.
>>3543948
I'd say you're lying, and attempting to get a rise out of me. And even if it is true, you're most likely babysitting someone else's little brother.
>>3543953
Crafty bastard.
>>3543958
Today actually. I kinda forgot myself.
>>3543953
>He eats all of it while he's there.
>>3543953
I-I haven't even done anything? Is this the work of some wacky enemy stand or what?
>>3543963
No, I seriously don't have a little brother, and I don't know anybody WITH a little brother.
That can only mean one thing, pip-squeak, and I think you know what it implies.
>>3543958
Prom was months ago, are you asking about Homecoming?
>>3543973
I would like to see an eating contest between you and Roromiya
>>3543976
Care to enlighten me? I think your pomp has taken root in your brain, personally.
>>3543978
What hour is Homecoming?
Can someone post the page with the time remaining?
>>3543978
yes nigga
>>3543982
Alright I'm starting to scare myself...
>>3543985
For Christs sake short-stuff, Its implying that I'm diddling my handydandy!
>>3543984
Challenge accepted!
>>3543982
I was just trying to help with your transmission!
>>3543982
Those toilet stalls must be very big.
>>3543982
Alright Compa...this isn't what a little sister does...
>>3543993
Now the question is if she is here at all.
>>3543991
Disgusting. Personally, I was lewd to believe that it was another small boy's "handydaddy" you were "diddling".
>>3543987
http://itsalmo.st/#homecoming_8os5p
>>3543982
>>3543987
10 hours from now if you round up by around 10 minutes
>>3544003
And I thought RNGesus was sick, Jesus Christ, lady.
>>3544007
Yesss, well done you little...useless ball of...person? Man, I don't know what the fuck you are.
Which avas look really similar?
>>3543999
I've never even heard of her before now!
>>3543991
>>3544007
That's not very nice at all!
>>3544007
I'm certain something terrible would have happened, had I gone. Something terrible always happens
>>3544021
three faced cunt
>>3544013
I wouldn't put it past someone with such a ridiculous hairstyle.
>>3544017
You know what you did...alright yeah, maybe it was a little mean.
>>3544021
Who is that? Your boyfriend?
>>3544031
It's fine! It's not like I actually burned alive, right? Just try not to do It again.
