HG Thread.
We begin.
>not recycleing unused threads
It is too calm, someone shitpost.
>not using the thread sol made
What're you listening to, HG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBlxSwFM4xk
>>3544491
>Janus's fillers getting this many kills
>>3544517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6tOvCqoNuQ
>>3544475
>>3544481.
>The Crimson Demon kicks you both out with tremendous force
>>3544491
>>3544504
>>3544514
I already had this thread made that one was posted.
Besides, I don't really care about "recycling". It's not our job to keep the board clean.
>>3544491
Wait! I just got started here!
>>3544524
>Asks to join politely
>Lays down on the floor next to the bed
>>3544439
>detects
>>3544466
You think? Do you usually wear your hair like that, and not straight?
>>3544491
>>3544489
Well I'm glad to find them even here! Wish me luck!
Kero kero~
>>3544538
Best of luck to you my love.
>>3544533
Chocolate waffles?
>>3544543
kero kero~
>>3544532
No. Only Anonymous-dono may, and you are not them.
Ok so
How weeb are you?
>>3544550
~de geso
>>3544529
So, mind telling me why you brought your whole band here?
>>3544502
>I am, but I won't deny that not checking the number of images in the thread via the catalog was a stupid idea.
When is homecoming?
How many hours coming?
>>3544553
>tfw don't like weeb shit but socially dead anyways
>>3544529
*When that one was post
I need to wake up...
>>3544522
Sorry m8, no one else entered the game. We're dead at the moment.
>>3544573
9.5 hour
>>3544553
High powerlevel/socially acceptable with a few points bottom left cause vidya
>>3544573
10 hours ish.
>>3544553
I'm a fucking full blown shintoist. Eat my wapanese chode.
>>3544573
http://itsalmo.st/#homecoming_8os5p
>>3544578
Wiggins told us about blake.
mind if i add in all of these tributes next game guys
>janus
>>3544548
Sure!
>>3544567
I'm getting them for free!
>>3544590
>Shinto
Reimu kys
>>3544604
Not at all
>Mii
>>3544551
>hugs
>>3544604
It's dead hours m8
>>3544605
>Places a plate of waffles in front of you, coupled with a glass of orange juice
What kind of syrup would you like?
>>3544620
impostor
>>3544491
Woo!
>>3544529
Guys...This is kinda gross.
>>3544610
I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!
>>3544604
>if you were him you would've posted with a picture.
>>3544533
There are somedays where I straighten it but I usually go with whatever feels and looks best.
>>3544628
Syrup?
On chocolate waffles?
>>3544638
Yes, this is the best! Don't even consider!
>>3544637
ok
>impostor
>Jasper
>>3544646
OWWWW! Stop that!
aizwa
>iiya
>>3544628
>lifts skirt
NO PENIS
O
P
E
N
I
S
sex aizwa
>ilya
>>3544628
NEKOPARA WHEN
>>3544640
I have chocolate syrup if you can handle that much chocolate!
>>3544665
O-Okay!? P-Put my skirt down!
>Pushes skirt back down
P-Pervert...
dykes
>>3544646
Had to be done I guess.
>>3544648
Glad you like it then!
>>3544681
Yes...
I made the games
>archer
>>3544686
And that dress too! Stay just like that!
these games dont meet my standards
come to /hga/ and they will
>asuka
>>3544681
No dick? Get out, worlst loli.
~
>junko
Standards
>hosh
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
For now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife
And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grownup daughter, who was of course my step-mother
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
'Cause now I have become the strangest 'case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny, I know but it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
>>3544713
>worlst
>>3544708
EXPLOSION!
I am on hoshi's team
>king knight
Sucky
>kk
shitposting? i'll join
>>3544708
I'd rather sleep, this is boring.
>>3544698
I should go on and rest. See you later little girl.
i didnt leave for this
>kamina
>>3544676
My brother is a huge fucking dirtbag so literally never. RIP
>>3544689
>Gives chocolate syrup
Enjoy!
>>3544713
I don't know what that means... but I've been here too long to just "leave".
mortals
>gundam
>>3544734
Shut up Bolin
>>3544740
Bye bye Chitoge!
>>3544747
Thaaanks
>puts too much chocolate on waffles
>it melts and gets on hands and cheeks
class
>ms baker
Junko
>yukine
nothin personnel
>Sol
>>3544764
Umm... i-isn't that a bit much?
T-That's quite a mess to clean up...
bugs are awful
>wriggle
G'morning, family.
>Vino
>>3544774
Awawa! What do, what do?
shouldve bump the game
>rick
dubs
>adachi
>>3544790
>How's it been?
>>3544805
This area shall make do.
>>3544772
Get over here!
Text
>avatar
>>3544791
J-Just lick your fingers clean and eat the waffles, I'll grab some paper towels.
>Goes off
I'm quitting hunger games
>endo
>tfw I mean it when I say f.am because my family hates me and these are the only people who can tolerate my existence anymore, and thus are quite literally my family.
>
Wed
>longy
>>3544833
>longs fingers
>eats waffle
>>3544848
Happy Birthday dear Grandmasterrrrrrr!
>>3544808
Been sleepy.
Late nights and early mornings.
Went fishing last night but didn't catch shit.
You?
>>3544844
Saim
>>3544827
>throws bass saxophone at you
help me improve
>stocking
>>3544874
So no ship?
fist me
>>3544852
>Comes back with paper towels but doesn't hand you them
How was it?
>>3544874
[Awh... s-so no ship?]
>>3544883
ur perfect
>kneesocks
>>3544863
>Pretty similar, besides the fishing bit. Trying to catch up with avas besides Sol.
I will kill myself tonight
>souda
>>3544889
>>3544892
>That lickmind
>>3544892
Good!
Someone please get Hoshi to post or something.
I will keep guard at the homecoming
>soviet
check your email
>>3544884
In order to properly utilize explosive magic, I must first, think like an explosion...
>>3544914
So about the chocolate on your face...
I mean, I like the look but chocolate sauce is expensive... and it would be a waste to just wipe it off and throw it away...
>Wipes off some of the chocolate with her finger and holds it out to you
So eat it!
>>3544913
Stay away from me!
>throws another bass saxophone
Bane?
>CIA
>>3544919
How am I looking?
>>3544907
no don't
>>3544918
I'm not your personal servant at your beck and call, baka!
>asskua
>>3544927
kek
>>3544931
w-what
you already touched it, you should eat it
Suicide
>Souda and all his other avatars
>>3544900
Yeah, you're sitting on a goldmine of good avas, might as well get some use out of em. All that really matters is that you're having fun with em though.
Danat
>Nobu
>>3544945
Skipped a lot of peace.
test
>>3544945
These taste fun-
>D.Va immediately drops dead.
>>3544948
Why should I do that? If I was going to do that I should have just licked it off your face in the first place!
Celestia
>Tamaki
STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!
>>3544975
>iiya/aizwa
>>3544955
>I am, don't worry. I hope you're having a good time here as well.
Give me attention
>hanekawa
WAIT
>>3544975
Stop right there criminal scum!
You've violated, my mother!
>>3545008
You ruined my waifu, I will destroy you!
>Imperial Weeb Z
>>3545000
E-Entering was a mistake...I should have just given my spot to one of those numerous bards...
Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, it rips the skin.
>>3544968
B-But then it would be no ship, right?
>>3545015
Good job, Suwako.
>>3545016
same
>>3545022
Kero kero~
>>3545022
Thanks for playing.
>>3545022
kero!
>>3545018
Only if you wouldn't agree to it, but that's why you should lick it off my finger!
>>3545022
Good job and good host!
>>3544986
It's been good. Definitely a lot better than I deserve.
>>3545028
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3545022
>>3545028
That's the second time one of those heads have won. No fair.
>>3545016
My daddy taught me to use someone elses mouth to prevent that
Wow its pretty slow here.Hows life going for you my dudes?
>>3545036
>I'm not sure what you've done before now, but I'm sure you've made progress away from it.
>>3545015
>>3545022
Stop these threads I have had enough
>>3545073
>stops
>>3545069
Kero~
Who is the oldest (as in actual age) person on HG?
>>3545063
How about a deal, I'll lick the rest off your face if you lick this little bit off my finger. Okay?
>>3545072
You're a winner in my heart babe.
>>3545082
Uncle Ultron
>>3545082
ultron
Who are the original 15 HG avatars?
>>3545082
Bolin
>>3545073
Um...you can try somewhere else if you don't like it, but I don't think it's going to stop.
>>3545082
>Probably Ultron.
>>3545097
Why 15?
>>3545070
Hope I have.
You're a pretty cool guy, Sol. Thanks.
>>3545108
Top 10 are boring
>>3545086
Close your mouth.
>>3545097
aussa
elia
wiggins
wiggle
elia
(You)
vino
kamina
cera
janus
souda
nonon
tricky
elia
me
>>3545118
Eh, probably everyone who joined durinf february and march 2015
>>3545115
>No problem. I have a pretty shaky before and after myself, so I can see where you're coming from. I hope the rest of the day goes well.
>>3545112
Would you rather I just lick all of it then?
>Aikawa cucks Chitoge for a knock-off idol version of her
Shieeeet
Hey, who won the Foxhound last night?
>>3545140
Can't cuck the dead, m8.
>>3545125
Yes ma'm
>>3545145
Tell that to Maria.
>>3545143
I dont know, check Desustorage
>>3545097
Bolin is the only original HG avatar
>>3545155
>bolin
fhenjehkhukdWH
Odds screencap waifu
Evens host
I have full diplomatic immunity
Someone host.
>>3545140
Chitoge is shit anyway
>>3545160
Nope
>>3545172
Dammit
I'll use Kamina's code as promised
First 24
If you flood my fucking games with your shit I'll take out all of your entries
>>3545191
Cappy
>Female
>>3545191
Misato
>>3545191
Marcus Holloway
>>3545191
Makina Irisu
>>3545191
X7-10
>>3545191
Chowder
>>3545191
Illya
>>3545191
Nigger
>>3545191
The Crimson Demon
>>3545191
Jack Frost
>>3545191
The Player
>>3545137
>wipes off own face
>smears it everywher
>>3545191
Cadence
>>3545191
Andou Jurai
>>3545191
Mr. Rimmer
>>3545191
Nase Hiroomi
>>3545191
Dean Ambrose
>>3545191
Patrick Bateman
die
>>3545214
>Sighs disappointingly and licks off the chocolate on her finger
Want a paper towel?
>>3545227
Fuck off Reaper.
>>3545222
>trips
>>3545191
Mandy
>>3545191
Corvo Attano
Like a _____ fan on ____ _____.
>>3545191
Sanya
>Should I just delete that thread, or a it for later?
>>3545261
delete, if you can
>>3545232
>>3545255
It comes naturally to me.
Captain Luna
>>3545261
Delete so you can make a new one later
>>3545191
Lord Beerus
Okada
Help
I can't post from quick reply
>>3545274
>>3545267
>It's too old.
>>3545269
What?
>>3545229
Yes...
>>3545284
Reply faster.
>>3545292
I'll link it later so people will use it, hopefully
>>3545313
Looks good.
>>3545313
It looks fine.
>>3545313
Ilya and African American have their names swapped
>>3545303
>Thanks. I've heard people are pissed that we blow through a million threads a second, so I didn't want to have one go to waste. That, and the guy bumping dead threads constantly.
>>3545313
I'm ready for action!
>>3545313
Looks good, hee-hp#
>>3545323
no they dont
>>3545321
FASTER ANON.
>>3545313
SHIELD.
>>3545313
>actually telling the host
ah
>>3545295
You don't want me to lick you clean then?~
>>3545313
Umm, not sure if on purpose or what but my name is flipped with one of the fillers.
>>3545313
>Chowder looking at Nigger in disdain
Capped.
>>3545331
>>3545335
Oh, yeah, my bad.
No idea what I was thinking.
>>3545355
Hey! What are you doing?
>>3545355
Uhh... thank you? T-That's not necessary though...
>>3545355
Silent and effective. Just what I need.
>>3545340
>shakes head
>>3545355
>Illlllllya isn't Nigger anymore
>>3545313
Ready to rock!
>>3545355
>>3545365
Getting you to safety, duh!
..,You really need..to go on a diet
>>3545366
What're they gonna think if the great Vino don't have a dame on his arm?
C'mon, I'll protect 'ya for now.
>>3545355
Hee-please, ho!
Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car
>tfw KK analyzes your thought patterns to gain access to your secret avas.
>>3545394
Welcome to the family son
>>3545373
Okay...
>She looks disappointed as she hands you the paper towels
>>3545387
Did you not notice the friend behind me? I don't really need your "protection".
>>3545384
Sure! If you have any Flibber-Flabber!
>>3545394
What?
>>3545410
>He eats all the food before anyone else can get to it.
Phew...
>>3545410
Quick, someone find his dubs and post them.
>>3545410
Curiosity killed the cat. I'll let someone else get ambushed.
>>3545407
>wipes face repeatedly
/2nd_sav
>>3545407
'Nother set of eyes never hurt anybody. 'Sides, just 'cause he's big doesn't mean he's any stronger'n I am.
>>3545410
>>3545426
Now Chowder, time to repay the favour! Onward!
>Takes all the weapons she could find.
>plays bass saxophone
>>3545451
I'm sorry, Mr. Bateman, I already have a partner.
>>3545441
It would probably help if you had water on that or something...
>>3545410
Yeah that sounds about right...
>>3545448
Maybe not, but he is my best friend!
>>3545450
Let's go...whoever you are!
>>3545451
Hooray!
...
What's a quarter?
>>3545452
>Cadence's dancing slows down to fit the beat of the smooth jazz
>>3545451
I wonder how Aria's doing?
>>3545442
>>3545449
You've betrayed me.
>>3545451
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey tell me if my lungs are working, it's early mornin, I just woke up.
>>3545442
>>3545449
>>3545431
Don't touch me.
>>3545451
Begin.
>>3545451
Good teamwork.
All this blood's gonna summon the Rail Tracer.
Better be careful.
>>3545461
How can you be best friends with some mute barbarian?
I haven't seen him say a word!
>>3545398
>have the moat obvious pattern in history
>people still have not figured out.
Lying is always an option
>>3545467
Depends, did you miss a beat?
>>3545461
Yeah, it kind of hurts.
>>3545481
Because we understand each other! That's why!
>>3545496
There's a sink in the kitchen...
>>3545492
I rarely ever do, meaning Aria must not be missing any at all! She's an expert because she has no choice but to be!
>>3545467
>plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7pX7l5yTws
>>3545517
>tfw you beat Aria once
How's Melody?
>>3545478
>>3545514
Too bad, touch me.
I'll get you popcorn if you do.
>>3545517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9DHASsTAk4
>>3545510
What's there 'ta understand?
He probably just loves smashin' shit, don't he?
>>3545514
I already ate all the food...
>>3545528
>Pets
>>3545510
>washes
>>3545514
Oddly satisfying.
>>3545528
Maybe I shouldn't revive you this time.
>4 hours till prom
>4 hours till Kaminegro crashes it
>>3545514
Begone Monster!!! Wait what?!
Guys how did you fail to crucify. Easiest job ever.
>>3545527
Shes fine
>tfw i havent yet, still stuck on necrodancer as i need to gitgud
>>3545578
Hee-ho.
>>3545578
OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
>>3545575
>yfw kamina doesnt show up at all
>>3545547
There's more to it than that, he's my protector and guardian! That's his whole purpose in his current existence!
>>3545567
>Watches disappointingly
At least we get to cuddle after...
>>3545578
Alright people! Let's get a move on!
>>3545571
Yeah well, Maybe you should.
I lied about the popcorn, I don't have breakfast.
>>3545554
>Growls
>>3545578
>LOUD GROWLING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfK213zXvvU
>>3545596
That would be beyond dissapointing
I want to see Kamina jump out of the shadows, pin down Junko and have unprotected sex with her.
Then after 9 months she will shit out his son
>>3545605
Damn it...I won't underestimate you next time.
>>3545597
So he doesn't really understand you any more than it's his job to protect you.
Sounds pretty lame to me. Dunno how you can call that a friendship.
>>3545575
>inb4 Jude/Hoshi shitposts it
>>3545605
>>3545620
Okay. That one was just mean.
I'm sorry.
Did that come off as sincere, I don't think it did.
I'm sorry.
>>3545605
Didn't you.. Read.. The raid tactics..!?
>>3545605
WOOOOO!
>>3545612
Fucking this. Homecoming will be a massive disappointment if Kamina doesn't come in and crash it.
>>3545624
>Junko cancels it after the Bloodbath
>>3545597
I will sleep in like... 9 hours.
>>3545634
<3 Sanyaaa~
>>3545627
Still, it was an excellent tactic. Surprisingly.
>>3545621
>Sighs
It's hard to explain to someone who would never understand.
>inb4 Junko never shows up and Homecoming never happens
>>3545636
I'll be there then!
>>3545649
should happen
>>3545634
I'm kicking you out of the guild.
>>3545642
What do you mean it was primed?
>>3545637
E-eila?
>>3545656
O-ok...
>>3545640
Tactic?
But I didn't even plan anythi-
>>3545642
>Explodes
>Pron is actually already over, and it was hosted while you were sleeping
>>3545643
Yeah. S'also tough to explain shit that don't make sense.
Like your made-up friendship wit' that thing.
>>3545624
Pretty much everyone who didn't get in is gonna get bored and shitpost.
>>3545642
Winrar next
>tfw Homecoming code is Mr. Bones Wild Ride or Cody Games
>muh homecoming
>>3545671
No just someone who loves Sanya~
Is Cappy here? I've Finally gotten Paint.net to work...
>>3545682
Haha! Surprise!
...
Hello?
>>3545684
>homecoming code is honnouji games
>>3545684
>Prom will be hosted on /hga/ because Junko is actually a Hoshi triple agent, so she can continue the /sanc/ plans
>>3545706
Hail hoshi.
>>3545624
Shitposting is to 2015. I have better plans.
>>3545732
Congrats, Sanya.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3545732
Not only do you wipe the raid, but you also steal our loot.
>>3545732
Good job, Sanya.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3545728
>Jude hacks 4chan.
>you will need to pay 5 dollars to his paypal to open pictures
>10 to post
>15 to be able to make threads
>>3545732
>>3545269
SO THAT'S WHAT THAT LOOK WAS ABOUT!
>>3545751
youre retarded
>>3545755
Sanya-chaaan~! You did it!
>>3545765
No u
>>3545755
Thanks for hostin.
Someone wanna pick up my arm over there?
Wait, is that my leg?
Oh, that's someone else's leg, nevermind.
>>3545777
>>3545256
Hey you kawaii motherfucker you did it
Crazy HG theories?
>>3545755
>>3545777
I appreciate your efforts, Sir!
>>3545796
Congratulations!
>>3545807
Crimson demon is Kamina
>>3545809
Absolutely adorable
>>3545807
Seth is Kamina.
>>3545807
every host weve had is kamina.
every newfag is kamina.
seth is also kamina.
kamina is old hoshi, new hoshi is an imposter that has old one under blackmail.
>>3545807
Cirno exists
If anyone sees Cappy, Tell them that their wincard is done, and that when I get back, I'll give it to her...
dykes
>>3545807
Vino is Fyxe
>>3545809
Your the only strike witch i like because youre the only one that actually wears pants
>>3545807
Doppio is Fyxe
>>3545871
Sanya doesn't wear pants.
>>3545840
This is a pretty shit meme
>>3545884
she does
>>3545807
Adachi only hateposts because he got violated as a little boy.
>>3545907
I said "Crazy" HG theories, bub
>>3545807
LF was Littlefinger all along.
>>3545919
With their meltdowns and both being from Cleveland, Adachi and Erica are the same person.
l
Sane HG theories, Go!
Music. Post it.
>>3545951
Iron Man
>>3545953
Adachi is a hateposter.
>>3545956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eohHwsplvY
>>3545956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEZPYvgwUZU
>>3545956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q56zEVVHVis
>>3545942
>>3545951
>>3545963
The Iron Man™ name is the possession of Stark Industries. You'll hear from my lawyers. All 100 of them.
first 24
I love how dead this place is.
>>3545942
>people don't realize this is an L
>>3546031
bruhhhh
>>3546013
Yee
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>>3546013
Clank the B1
>>3546013
Dancin Fox
>>3546013
Lord Beerus
>>3546013
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>>3546035
Shit! I didn't even notice the image limit...
>>3546013
The cock
>>3546013
Viper
>>3551175
*pic*