New thread for a new game.
>>3163586
It hurts. Spider bullet vest doesn't help
Here's the roster btw.
pls ignore, steamchat pm thing
>>3163609
>>3163609
I guess we're good to go
>>3163609
Ready!
>>3163609
>>3163609
Ready.
>>3163617
>>3163617
Did Fumi put you up to this?
>>3163609
whatever, guess I somehow went mega
>>3163609
Huh, I wasn't late... well! Let's begin.
>>3163617
Pretty fucking gay mate.
>>3163609
>
>>3163643
Definitely
>>3163650
I have the keystone and put the megastone on you. You're welcome.
>>3163617
I have mixed feelings about this.
>>3163643
>>3163664
Shhh...
>>3163570
We...gotta work on that.
>>3163512
Let me see...Sakuya Izayoi, Sayaka Miki, Aali helped me once but that doesn't count as a maid and...Yamato.
>>3163609
Winky face!~
>>3163673
Stop trying to fuck Yamato!
>>3163605
Duh, it's meant for spiders, I'm not a spider girl, I'm a Crabgirl, or a lobstergirl.
>>3163609
Great. The others in my district look borderline useless. Whatever, if they fail, doesn't really harm me
>>3163632
Die
>>3163643
>>3163664
n-no
>>3163659
go back to Shizuo's dick
>>3163673
What?
>>3163697
You gon git raped
>>3163666
I feel like this is some kind of violation, but just this once.
>>3163673
Marshall wil get special rank for shit like that.
>>3163692
And bullets to. So how are you?
Games starting in 10 minutes, Gonna go jack off for a bit.
>>3163697
Wow...Low blow..
>>3163697
Would you go to my funeral dressed like that?
>>3163617
This isn't my proudest erection either
>>3163586
I can't imagine why
>>3163560
Boo
>>3163609
woo
>>3163707
take your time
>>3163682
Shut up, I can fuck whoever I want.
>>3163697
I didn't expect you to actually get the dress and to wear it.
>>3163706
Marshall? Oh you mean Yamato?
>>3163707
Gotta do what you gotta do.
>>3163707
What are you going to do with the remaining nine minutes and fifteen seconds?
Fumi always makes me diamonds
>>3163707
>>3163732
Jack off some more? I did it once.
>>3163727
Yes. He is good field tactician so I have him head of the Soviet Army
>>3163736
Nice job. You are making diamonds to keep you rich.
>>3163732
Hey comrade Sunset
>>3163707
What a fucking guy.
>>3163736
Well that's nice of her.
Diamonds are expensive man so having someone make them for you is pretty cool.
>>3163727
No you can't. That's often called rape.
>just send censored dangodoujin to my friend
Social suicide one little step at a time
>>3163723
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3163732
Rick really walked into that one. Kudos for catching the joke first
>>3163765
But why?
>>3163778
I send weird shit to her all the time, she's aware of my powerlevel.
>>3163765
>can't kill something dead
>>3163707
What does that mean?
>>3163759
Not if I can tease him enough to make him give up.
>>3163753
You what? Do you know he's just a kid right? He wants to be the prime minister of his country, wh would you force him for that position in your military forces?
>>3163786
Yeah, but is it for comedy reasons? Is it a fetish of yours? Why?
>>3163799
Do you have a death wish?
>>3163786
(Target acquired)
FIRE!
>
>>3163803
Nope, why would I? And who would try to kill me?
>>3163673
>not wanting to bone a cute skeleton girl
>>3163788
Very funny Sanae. I still have a few friends, which means that I'm not dead yet.
>>3163802
Both I guess. I like weirding her out, it's always funny.
I sent her some music from a game I enjoy, and also sent a few SFW pages from the dangodoujin, saying I'd send the rest if she didn't say she liked it. Then i sent it anyway.
>>3163814
>deds
>>3163799
He might help. Also trying to toughen him up. But usual training won't work for what he says
>>3163824
>I thought you were banned for a whole month
>>3163819
I would attempt something with her human form, not the spooky skeleton form.
>>3163767
Calm down m8
>>3163824
Target destroyed
>>3163824
Huh. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
>>3163700
Why would that happen?
>>3163711
You deserve it idiot
>>3163719
No!
>>3163721
disgusting
>>3163727
Well I thought you told me too... or something
>>3163838
Wewlad just jump her bones
>>3163836
>I accidentally evaded it
>>3163841
>Deds more
>>3163845
ok
>>3163824
>My fetish is being a sperglord
What the fuck am I reading?
>>3163841
>ifunny
If you're wondering why this is taking so long. Well blame firefox.
>>3163853
C'mon it's 2016, you can't just not get off to cute guys in maid outfits
>>3163862
My fetish(es) do not involve being a sperglord in any way senpai, creeping friends out isn't a fetish, it's just something I find funny.
>>3163880
Want me to pick it up?
>>3163880
Welcome back you bastard
>>3163878
>Ifunny is like minefield. Few areas are afe and good but rest is deadly and could kill you
>>3163880
Take the time you need
>>3163853
Why not? Someone has to make all the sad people laugh a little.
What ever happened to that "Sexy Games" HG thread? I was interested in seeing random character fuck each other.
>>3163899
>having watermarks on your gifs
stop being cancer, cancer
>>3163905
this
>>3163905
Such a thing existed?
>>3163905
I raped the tank girl earlier today if that's what you're talking about.
>>3163909
Is not my choice it happens. And wondered where the hate went.
>>3163930
>child emperor
shit, i was wondering what your source material was.
>>3163937
literally just crop them out
it takes 5 seconds and isnt hard
>>3163887
But when you were asked if it was for comedic or fetish purposes you said both.
>>3163951
>phone won't let that
>Autocropper starts fucking up
>console won't open
>Move to chrome and try to take the saved roster from firefox
>Closed firefox for a second and it reset back to default
>Host helper doesn't work with chrome
>Host helper googling gay porn back on firefox now
I'm dead. My computer has contracted cancer. Find a new host or sit around waiting for me even longer idc, i'm restarting my shit.
>>3163841
Here
>>3163969
>he can't crop on phone
>>3163973
You've tried sir... that's all that matters.
>>3163973
Never change.
>>3163973
Don't stress about it, Rick. Stuff happens.
>>3163973
I've resolved to never using autocropper or host helper
they were unreliable at best, and eventually it got to the point where it just stopped working completely
>>3163994
for you
>>3163973
Here I was thinking I could see a little blood, but hey, shit happens, right?
>>3163973
She'll be right mate.
>>3163953
>is that your fetish or something
I thought he was referring to the dangodoujin.
Sending it to my shitty friends doesn't getmy rocks off my dude.
>>3163999
Kinda like lewd games then? Mion has hosted those in the past.
>>3163996
for most, the whole time I've been using it, people have been telling me I prob shouldn't be, and I always told them it always seemed to work fine for me
then like a few days later, boom, just wouldn't ever work
>>3163983
>>3163977
>I can just can do gifs.
>>3164009
the cropped gif is just as easy
>>3163994
They work fine for me.
>>3163999
Don't make my nightmares real.
>>3164014
>Thanks but phone doesn't crop gifs well.
Check it.
>>3164028
Looks grand.
>>3164028
it would look better if I was on it
>>3164019
I said the same thing for a while, literally it just stopped cooperating...
>shrugs
Keep working with it, hopefully it sticks with ya
>>3164028
thanks kamina
>>3164028
Would you mind switching the pic for
>
?
>>3164039
It's kamina, he's speedy at entering rosters
>>3164028
Good as it'll ever be.
>>3164028
The others in my district are still pretty useless looking, but whatever. Let's start
>>3163973
>>3164028
If it isn't too much of a hassle, can you give the other host my spot for trying so hard?
>>3164028
This'll do just fine
>>3164064
QUIET!
Green Yuno -> Rick
>>3164098
and with an elegant landing, I'll start
>>3164098
Peacemaker would be so proud of me...
>>3164098
>guess not, you'll just add in that I'm mega instead, which is ok too
Yea, after visiting heaven, I've decided it's much more fun just hanging around as a ghostie.
>>3164098
Beep beep
>>3164140
How's the service here?
>>3164140
ow... this is why I don't use my ankles too much...
>>3164140
It would be best to stock up now while I have the chance
>>3164140
OWWWWW!
>>3164098
Cyкa
>>3164140
I do not smoke
>>3164140
>"It's high noon..."
I don't think you guys understand how much I love Miss. Sonia.
>>3164188
I kinda feel bad for killing that poor cat
>>3164194
>>3164188
But... I don't even own a car....
who's car did they smash up?
>>3164194
It's 4:13.
Alright. Everything seems to be working now. Will host a game when I get back home later. Promise. You can believe me. I'm not that liar Gravelord Nito.
>>3164188
Tell that guy I said thanks for the meal when you see him.
>It shoots the abomination.
>>3164239
Are you alright, how on earth did you end up like this?
>>3164188
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>3164201
I understand you're madly in love, and that's not a good thing.
>>3164194
Pass into the iris
>>3164239
>>3164201
You mean that mad scientist?
>>3164269
I hope this'll teach you an important lesson
>>3164269
Don't go breaking my heart.
>>3164239
...
Uhh...
This is not what you think, this was an accedent...
>>3164269
Want me to take you out of your missery?
>>3164249
Why isn't that a good thing?
>>3164272
I'm a mechanic, not a mad scientist.
>>3164297
You should have let me die.
>>3164297
We could have kept it in a pot, would have looked nice
>>3164194
>[muffled engine noises in the background]
NGW
>>3164292
You gotta keep your head in earth first, boy. Love alone won't take you anywhere.
>>3164297
This is your next challenge Miss Hitman! Dispose of all your agressors in one minute or less!
>>3164297
DIE DIE DI-GUAAGHH
Alright i'm back here waiting for a new battlefield.
How's everyone's day going so far? I presume it's going well?
>>3164228
Would you be hosting again by chance Rick?
>Jasper
>>3164343
I don't smile.
>>3164345
Everything is going alright, considering I was forced into being a mega-gengar
>>3164344
>this got play of the game... If there wasn't already a Bastion on your team
>>3164344
JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-ARGH
Every time. Every fucking time.
>>3164343
>>3164360
Then my job is done, I can't protect something that doesn't exist
>>3164373
You were forced into being a new form? That can't play out well.
>Jasper
>>3164375
>mfw performing a teamkill with Torb's ultimate
>>3164395
Agreed. You can kill yourself now.
>>3164339
It took my to Hope's Peak, so that's something.
>>3164404
You won't be able to last that much longer.
>>3164416
Don't jump to conclusions now
>>3164404
The shock wasn't necessary. I'm undead, not Frankenstein.
>>3164410
Someone post that potg Tobj where he just died and falls off the cliff.
>>3164407
Eh, it's ok for the most part... it makes me stronger, and is only temporary
>>3164446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiMJ-s4T16M
>>3164404
>>3164448
I remember when I forced Lapis to fuse with me before we actually were on good terms we were so unstable. We quickly unfused after though.
>Jasper
>>3164469
>>3164446
>Spotted this one today
>>3164487
fused?
how does that work?
>>3164469
>>3164499
It's where two or more gems fuse together to make a combine more powerful form. I used to despise it but,over time,it's grown on me.
>Jasper
>>3164470
>>3164540
A bit too late to shoot her in the face now...
>>3164533
Huh... never knew about that, thanks for the info
>>3164540
...
this is relaxing
>>3164470
Four on one. Not a surprise that they had to work together.
>>3164540
This seems like a nice spot
>>3164556
No problem.
>Jasper
>>3164577
>>3164587
>>3164597
I didn't mean to do it
>>3164587
That's fucked up
>>3164587
>>3164606
You just fuckin ate them. How you do that by mistake?
>>3164587
>>3164597
>>3164611
>>3164602
>>3164606
Shit now she wants to eat me!
>>3164602
>>3164607
Guess where you're going
>>3164611
>>3164618
>>3164620
STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT
...Maybe he's not going to show up..
I don't know why I expected any different..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhE3q0LzV38
>>3164626
Your stomach?
>>3164626
>
>>3164629
Got stood up?
>>3164629
The one confessing his love?
>>3164638
Inside a jar.
>>3164640
It really wasn't what it looked like
>>3164629
Annie...I'm here....
>>3164651
...
Jus don't do it again
>>3164650
>>3164640
No, nothing like that.. It doesn't really matter.
>>3164643
What?
No. I was supposed to exercise with someone this morning, but..
It's not that big of a deal..
>>3164652
You're not dead yet?
>>3164667
ofcourse
>>3164651
But but but
no! don't put me in a jar!
>>3164650
... this is why you don't give ghosties sickles and stuff... we get carried away pretending to be the grim reaper...
>>3164668
>>3164675
You never once said it had to be in the morning.
>>3164417
Hope's peak? what could that be?
>>3164629
Having trouble in your new home, soldier?
>>3164675
I thought you were upset that berrt might be here
>come across these threads
>shit looks fun i could get into this
>make a folder
>too shy to post
Is this the part where I kill myself?
>>3164675
Oh, you lookin for a workout partner? I can help.
Boba Fett on the job.
>>3164701
Yes.
>>3164683
You asked for it.
>>3164685
This is why I really shouldn't drink, the weirdest stuff happens after just 1 glass
>>3164675
I heard you need training human. You should work out with me. I have my own weights from Homeworld that weigh near 3000kg.
>Jasper
>>3164701
You don't really have much to lose. If you fuck up you can just delete your folder and get a new ava without people knowing.
>>3164701
Just
Do it!
>>3164701
Hello again, Imposter Todd.
>>3164708
When did I ask to be put in a jar!
don't touch me
>>3164694
>>3164701
>Just post, It'll be fun
>absolutely no reason to be shy on the internet
>>3164716
>This
>>3164725
>>3164723
DEATH TO THE FALSE TODD
I wonder what happened to ___
>>3164743
How cute.
>>3164746
Paarl
>>3164743
what the hell, no, don't.
I know when I go in that jar, I'm just going to be saved for your next little snack.
>creates shadow ball
I'll do it
>>3164746
>Robot Jones
>>3164755
>
Also, winner next slide.
>>3164688
That's the ideal time to exercise.
Did I really not?
You would have weighed me down regardless.
>>3164696
I don't think so.
Things are the same as they always have been, which..
I guess that's alright.
>>3164699
Oh, that.
He's clearly just a copy of the real person.
>>3164706
You are the tallest person I've ever seen.. Are you in the military?
>>3164709
And you can lift those? I don't even think small Titans can lift that much..
I'll have to decline. I'm just human.
>>3164745
NO! YOU ARE THE FAKE TODD!
>>3164743
Stop that.
>>3164762
That show's title was too ironic.
>>3164752
Did you see the face of the ghost? It's like he's going to die again from fear.
>>3164759
I have a more permanent solution , instead of using a jar.
>>3164768
Oh Reimu, just let me have some fun, will you?
>>3164765
Their easy. Wait,what's a "Titan?" Is that new animal on Earth or a new type of human?
>Jasper
>>3164763
>>3164767
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGGHHHH
>>3164782
>>3164763
>deforms back into Gengar
Fuuck, this is bad timing
>>3164768
Are you going to help me?
>>3164776
... that sounds worse
>>3164786
congrats~
thanks for the hostie host~~
>>3164786
>>3164765
Military? Nah, I play professional basketball, which should also explain the whole tall as fuck thing I got goin on.
>>3164776
No.
>It's a "Araragi wins" episode
Araragi vs Eggman-kun when?
>>3164765
That's all in your head! In reality I've got energy for days on end!
>>3164792
>>3164783
FUCK OFF FAKE TODD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Game with actual fighting for life when
>>3164803
Thanks.
>>3164786
>>3164792
Congratulations, and many thanks for hosting.
>>3164791
Well, it probably is for you.
>>3164796
You're a real buzzkill sometimes
Would you like to learn about our lord and savior Nyx?
