HUNGER GAMES THREAD
>>3162265
wtf we had 50 more images
>>3162265
>44 images from the limit
go back to the other thread fucktards
>>3162265
>last thread still has plenty of images
>>3162265
She knows how it is
>>3162297
>D.Va will never sit on your face while she plays vidya
>>3162323
>I was thinking about joining the ERP thread too. But whenever I check in it looks like there's a lot of drama
First 24. Gravelord is banned for abusing my trust TWICE. D.Va is banned for setting off my autism AND considering erp. Asuka is banned for being too coolio for the games with their top tier opinions. Oh and I'm not saying the game is here in the previous thread since i'm an asshole. enjoy flooding filler everyone who is actually in here. you earned it :^)
>>3162464
>We're still in the previous thread, Grimes, game is still going on
>>3162441
>>3162464
I'm sorry Mr Zombie.
Bani
Female
>>3162484
Shhh. That's the point. This is the secret game for non faggots.
>>3162499
banned.
>>3162503
>>3162482
Y-you know... What t-they say... A s-spoonful of sugar h-helps the m... medicine go d-down
>>3162504
E-evil? I d-didn't mean to b-be e... evil! I'm s-sorry...
>>3162517
S-shooting somebody with t-the same gun as t... They have s-seems pointless...
Through sheer force and courage alone. I fucked the image limit. Hiro ain't gonna like this one.
>>3162570
Hold on to your butts
Everybody shut up, your king is here !
>>3162570
It sometimes occurs when two people post at the same time at the end of the thread, I've seen it before last year.
>>3162576
I hope you're insured
>>3162576
This is for gasoline only, don't spend it on candy, alcohol or woman, understood?
>>3162564
Don't be sorry for being evil towards a villain. Embrace it!
>>3162576
>>3162585
Of course I am
>>3162598
Well, I'm not
>>3162579
Hail!
>>3162605
>>3162607
Can you please not enable my father's senior moments? Thanks.
>>3162598
I d-don't want to... Embrace any s-sort of evil, ev-even if it's a-against a v... villain.
>>3162605
>>3162615
...You have to teach me how you did that. It was supposed to be a trap.
>>3162579
>Looks behind you
...I see no kings here.
>>3162576
Get good, scrub
>>3162605
Damn now I need to go find a wheel...
fuck you Joker
>>3162607
Hail Sunny ! You're the one true king !
>>3162626
M-Me you idiot !
>>3162579
No you're not you bastard
>>3162626
It was a miracle
>>3162584
we know
we have this happen a lot given the nature of our threads
it used to happen more back at /b/ along with more image replace glitches
we are joking
>>3162645
Forgive my immense autism and urge to explain things
>>3162633
Can you please not enable sunset's dementia? Thanks dad.
>>3162637
This car isn't going anywhere anytime soon
>>3162579
No, I've been here
>>3162603
I'll send you the bill then
>>3162625
Oh, you're one of those timid goody two shoes. Lame
>>3162637
Owwww...
>>3162636
You shut up, weird looking guy dressed as Santa
>>3162655
Can you go to your bed ?
>>3162637
...
>passes through the trunk
You can't lock up a ghostie
>>3162664
I don't like the hospital bed.... it's so uncomfortable.
>>3162662
Oh come on, it's not like you're going to ride in that piece of junk anyways.
>>3162665
Did I hit something?
I think I just hit something
>>3162662
T... Timid, maybe... But I'm n-not lame! I can b-be fun!
>>3162662
You don't look like a king.
>>3162676
Maybe you'll like the graveyard one.
>>3162637
Being burnt alive takes way too long, let's make this quick!
>Bang
>>3162643
I don't believe in miracles. Are you a magician?
>>3162633
Oh you? Nice nickname soldier! Reminds me of XxdarklordxX on online games.
>>3162664
No, and don't judge my fantastic selection of hats.
>>3162674
>>3162696
What is wrong with you ?
>>3162704
"fantastic"... riiiight
>>3162693
Dad...i-i'm scared..I can'....I can't..hold....o-.......
>Passes out
>>3162698
Maybe I shouldn't have thrown that GPS out.
>>3162696
Miracles are actually very real.
I'm Sanae , a wind priestess
>>3162698
>over the phone
What was that sound!?
>>3162707
Er, hello again, sylveon.., still strangling people?
>>3162665
>
>>3162679
Piece of junk? It's worth more than your entire family!
>>3162687
Uh huh. Sure
>>3162693
King, tyrannus dictator, is there a difference?
>>3162725
My family isn't that big.
>>3162730
Stop fucking my shit up!
Stop!
>shit gets fucked up
Damn it, I'm out.
>>3162623
Hes entitled.
>>3162633
Then I guess that makes you Emperor
>>3162716
Coming from some dude in a beret. If it were me, I could choose a santa hat over a beret any day of the week, it's gotta be said.
>>3162721
>>3162730
>>3162716
That's what I should ask you first, calling yourself king and all. I was sure the fat guy with the schoolgirl uniform was the strongest here.
>>3162720
They aren't where I come from. My name is Satou, immortal ex-marine. Nice to meet you!
>>3162579
WATCH YOUR TONGUE I'LL HAVE IT CUT FROM YOUR HEAD
>>3162735
Which makes my point even more true
>>3162751
... yep, I'll take that as a yes
>>3162757
Second race I've won, and this is just my escape pod
>>3162748
>Entitled
Entitled is just a word for for autists like you and me to try and get what they want.
>>3162719
Fuck, I need to get rid of the corpse now
>>3162725
No but you're not one of them anyway
>>3162748
And that makes you a godess
>>3162749
That beret is the mark of my rank, you twat.
>>3162759
I'm the strongest here
>>3162766
A skeleton ?
>>3162766
Avenged edgefold
>>3162757
>
>>3162759
It's nice to meet you as well.
>>3162768
I wouldn't expect that car to be that expensive then.
>>3162776
Doesn't make it look any less stupid.
>>3162766
Settle down
>>3162776
>>3162777
SAVE YOUR LIFE BY LEAVING WHISPERS UNSAID
>>3162782
This doesn't look right...
it says I was supposed to pass another road an hour ago...
>>3162784
That beret is priceless, I bet you want it anyway.
>>3162798
I'm not scared of you
>>3162772
Have you no respect for the elderly? They fought wars and shit. It's Memorial Day Rick, come on
>>3162776
Haha....
One day.
>>3162776
Yet. Only a matter of time Glock Tabby
>>3162780
I said even more true. It took quite a bit to design it and develop the Jet Car
>>3162789
>take crown
>places it on top of her head
>>3162809
No I seriously don't. I wouldn't even give it to Sjin as some kind of cruel joke.
>>3162814
Well, it was destroyed earlier, I'm still using my escape pod...
>>3162815
I'll make sure to pay the bill then, kiddo
>>3162810
That day was your birthday
>>3162815
You'll never be one, stop dreaming.
>>3162821
It would hide your ugly hair perfectly
>>3162832
I'm telling stepmother mokuo that you're hitting on a horse.
>>3162816
Hey... I only have like..4 of those. Give it back.
>>3162832
Aww.... Adam...!
>>3162776
Is that so? How mnany of these crazy matches you have on your pockets?
>>3162780
>>3162757
See? Miracles aren't that solid, unlike that wall you just crashed against.
>>3162816
>>3162789
Still a better king since ocelot
>>3162832
It's all a matter of perspective. Just know yours is skewed.
>>3162838
Nice work lady! Congratulations.
>>3162838
Oh, that last event was fatal...
Ok, Congrats Shirro, don't use your phone and drive next time~
thanks for the hostie host
>>3162838
Thanks for hosting and congratulations.
>>3162840
>reaches up and places it back
I wanted to try it.
>>3162838
Congratulations. Thank you for hosting
>>3162839
I'm not doing anything...
>>3162844
What matches ?
>>3162851
My hair is beautiful !
>>3162871
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3162838
Congratulations
>>3162844
A miracle has a very low chance of happening, otherwise it wouldn't be a miracle
>>3162871
and thanks for hosting
>>3162838
Congrats
>>3162871
Second place is as good as I've gotten in a while
>sigh
still just a taaad bit rusty
>>3162865
I am sure I can have one custom made for you. But uh... Which form would I make it for is the question..
>>3162814
Almost got it purple ghostie. The spookys shall rise again!
>>3162842
>Sunset will never look at you with this face
>>3162876
Is that an assumption or a fact.
>>3162906
Both
>>3162827
Don't call me kiddo
>>3162832
Like I would believe a guy who meows about the future
>>3162913
A fact.
>>3162923
You're a monkey.
>>3162923
>throws boot
Shutup kid
>>3162923
Oh, I'm sorry
>>3162923
Requesting one gif
>>3162922
That's a lot of gold.. I will see what I can do. You may just have to settle for a crown from Burger King.
>>3162871
Thanks.
>>3162933
Are you sure? I'm pretty sure your hair is as stupid as that beret.
Actually, I think your entire head is not the best. Maybe wear a balaclava or something.
>>3162973
I want a burger now.
>>3162871
Thanks!
>>3162977
When was the last time a girl approached you ?
>>3162933
And your name is overly complex. Your point?
>>3162935
>throws wrench
Shut up anon
>>3162936
That's better
>>3162953
I don't do requests
>>3163020
I just wanted to see the pimp ride ;.;
>>3163000
I'm married with two kids.
>>3162876
The game that just ended and the many games that will come.
>>3162880
I wouldn't depend much of them, I like to make my own "miracles" like surviving plane crashes and coming out alive from gunfights against the police.
>>3162991
God dammit one thing at a time. We can stop by McDonalds or something. Burger King is too far out for one burger trip.
>>3163034
Fine, fine. You better appreciate this
>>3163041
I want a good burger with all the toppings
>>3163020
Complex for a monkey
>>3163038
Does she know she's married ?
>>3163039
I can't tell you, this is restricted information
>>3163020
Don't get cocky now.
>>3163039
Skill is still the most important factor, you can't rely on miracles all the time
>>3163054
That sounds costly. If you get all that you can't get a kid's meal.
>>3163073
Probably. You can't miss someone like myself.
>>3163073
Say your name 5 times fast
>>3163078
I'm evil. I'll be as cocky as I want
>>3163099
Why are you evil?
>>3163092
I don't want a kid's meal
>begins jabbing at your sleeve
>>3163097
How does she look like ?
>>3163099
Adam Adam Adam Adam Adam
>>3163099
You're trying to hard, who are you trying to impress?
>>3163109
Here you go toots. Dig in. I'm very healthy for your body.
>>3163116
Some muff diving teenage robot
>>3163109
I thought all you kids liked that stupid piece of plastic that comes with them.
>>3163106
Because being a good guy is boring
>>3163112
Full name
>>3163116
Nobody. I do what I do because that's who I am
kamina please host
>>3163126
with a robot?
That's rather pathetic, but I'm not judging
>>3163112
What's it to you, eh? Plan on stalking me with that stupid beret of yours?
>>3163119
>picks up the plate and carries it to a trashcan
>dumps it
>>3163147
>Throwing food away
Fucking wasteful. Your parents would be so ashamed if they saw you right now.
>>3163135
That's my full name
>>3163140
I just want to see if you're telling the truth
>>3163135
suuuuuuuuure you do.
Say, if you need any help, I'm just around the corner.
>>3163126
>>3163139
Ignore the anon. That stupid shit's in the past, and it will remain there
>>3163135
So causing others pain is justified by boredom?
Gundam Tanaka I summon you!
>>3163132
A kid's meal doesn't come with enough food for me
>>3163155
I don't have parents, and you're not food.
>>3163164
>>3163161
I always keep my ears open.
>>3163174
>Maid dress
You're hired.
>>3163167
Give me a moment mortal for I am too busy sucking penises
>>3163174
Of course i'm food! Everything is food for something else.
>>3163181
>Slaps hand
Bad Fumi
>>3163189
Leave me alone, I'm in the middle of hunting.
>>3163157
So you don't have a last name? I don't believe you
>>3163160
I won't need help. I have Jack Bots to do chores and the like
>>3163164
>>3163176
Well I guess there's also this deep seated fear that I'd fail at being good just like I tend to fail against the monks, but that's just what the psychoanalysis bot says
>>3163177
I have robots for telling my problems to as well, like the psychoanalysis bot I just mentioned
>>3163157
I mean you could probably just google it. I'm pretty well known across the internet. Or don't. I won't judge.
>>3163209
Try the yellow pages
god is a dick
>>3163181
But I already have a job
>>3163185
I can taste by smelling, you're not food and you're dirty
>>3163174
I should have guessed that much, but usually, an entire store isn't enough food for you.
Hello comrades
>>3163219
They don't have supernatural maids. The yellow pages are useless to me.
>>3163227
Leave it, I'll pay you better.
>>3163238
Soviet.
>>3163210
Believe or not, I don't care
>>3163217
Oh I see, you're one of these girls who get naked online, alright.
>>3163181
Am I kawaii desu enough to be hired?
>>3163210
Oh well, but remember the offer
>>3163242
A regular maid isn't good enough? Excuse fucking me your highness.
>>3163242
How is afternoon comrade Fumi?
>>3163243
Aw shit how did you figure it out?
>>3163245
This definitely isn't my proudest erection
>>3163227
What you smell isn't dirt. It's pan seared goodness.
>>3163245
Hmm....almost. You're lucky for being kind of good looking.
>>3163253
When you get to boss around the best of the best you don't want to go back to regular maids.
>>3163257
I'm scouting for girls around here, as usual.
>>3163243
Then its agreed, neither of us care about the other
>>3163247
Yeah, okay, fine, I'll keep it in mind if my own personal psychologist fries it's circuits
>>3163279
Let me guess. For your maid fetish or something?
>>3163260
I have some sort of gift.
>>3163245
>drags away
>throws into a room
>walks in and locks the door and windows
>disposes of all ropes, guns, pills, and bleach
>>3163294
>gathers guns
Time to sell
>>3163275
Fucking perv.
>>3163279
Fuck...I need the cash.
>>3163294
>Bites down on his tongue and dies
Checkmate atheists.
>>3163290
Well I mean, anyone with eyes can see that.
>>3163302
(you)
>>3163307
Who wouldn't get hard at a cutie like you in a maid costume?
>>3163276
Dirt.
>>3163242
'Chiyo-chan needs protection
>>3163237
I never get invited to parties because I eat all the food
>>3163294
>Records everything.
Make it extra painful.
>>3163307
That failed marriage left your pockets quite empty huh? I'll consider it.
>>3163289
It's not a fetish, I just love being serviced and pampered. You wouldn't understand.
>>3163313
>hands you Glock
Thanks. Come again
>>3163326
>gives you bag filled with Russian chocolate bars.
>>3163326
You're an asshole, you know that?
>>3163321
Normal people.
>>3163326
Oh yeah, I forgot you're also one of Shirakiin's bodyguards. How about a permanent supply of chawanmushi?
>>3163344
>kissu
>>3163354
Don't touch me, Filth.
>>3163364
>grabs ass
>clawing noises at the door
Let me in, I'm totally the pizza guy, don't you believe in pizzas?
>>3163327
I guess like to do things myself. And maids are proof of Capitialist oppression
>>3163326
Well, that isn't very nice of them.
>>3163369
Ok I got a tip right here for you
>opens the door
>>3163369
nobody ordered any pizza
>>3163369
>opens door
>shanks
>takes pizza
>closes door
>>3163369
>opens door and points pistol at your head
>>3163369
>opens the door
Just get in here already, crab
So when is the next training exercise I can actually attend?
>>3163391
Right now, but you're banned.
First 24.
>>3163368
>It was all an illusion
>>3163369
Oh yeah boy, My queenslander pizza is here.
>>3163391
Never, We lost our budget and now we're all out of the job.
Go home kid.
>>3163345
Unlimited? All I can eat?
>>3163373
I can't help it
>>3163369
>opens door
>>3163342
But it's the truth
>>3163340
>takes chocolate and puts them in her pockets
fuck...this crowd....it feels like a dead hours' crowd.... but we're actually bustling right now.... it's bizarre...
>>3163398
Gengar
I am not entirely sure now if coming here at this time was a good idea.
>>3163398
Roromiya
>>3163398
Izzie Wizzy
>>3163398
Lord Beerus
>>3163398
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3163398
Kurumi
>>3163398
Eggman-kun
>>3163398
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3163398
Blue Beetle
>>3163398
Jack Spicer
>>3163405
>>3163398
oops wrong pic
please use dis one
>
>>3163418
banned too. Those hands freak me the fuck out.
>>3163398
Tina belcher
>>3163398
Shiragami Youko
>>3163398
Sanae Kochiya
>>3163398
Vic Viper
>>3163398
Soviet
>>3163398
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>3163398
Baraggan
>>3163400
Of course not
>pat pat
>>3163398
Moonlight butterfly
>>3163398
Justice
>>3163398
Corrin
>>3163425
No. I like mega better.
>>3163398
Akito Hyuga
>>3163420
...I used the wrong picture, Oh whatever, I'll just roll with it.
>>3163418
He?
A queenslander is a type of pizza.
It's kinda like Hawaiian with prawns on it.
>>3163398
Zombieman
>>3163398
This qt
>>3163398
Fumi Kanno
>>3163400
Uh..yeah kind of. Work for me and you got a deal. Just don't turn into a skeleton so often.
>>3163440
YOU GET BACK IN THE LAB!
>>3163398
Koyomi Araragi
>>3163429
These ain't your folks anyway!
>>3163418
Hello.
>holsters pistol
What do you want?
>>3163450
Hey blue bug
>>3163398
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3163439
>>3163400
Enjoy them is gift from Motherland
>>3163467
heeeey....Red Guy?
>>3163443
But i'm not mega, I has no trainer to mega-evolve anymore
>>3163398
D.va FUCK I'm already to late ain't I?
>>3163398
Empress
>>3163370
The whole country is proof of that. Not like It matters, I'm already used to it.
>>3163398
Major Ocelot
>>3163418
You could have just asked to come in kid.
>>3163473
You eat to your hearts content. We don;t really need much of it, goes right through us.
>>3163398
Yamada
>>3163478
How are you kid?
>>3163398
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3163398
Wiggins
4 more.
>>3163485
Tis seem we're both late... no matter.
