Alright let's try this again. First 36. I don't want karma to buttfuck me again so no one is banned.
Chaika
Prince Bubblegum
>>3164812
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3164812
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Squid Girl
>>3164812
Garnet
Zombieman
Sanae Kochiya
Reimu
>>3164814
And you're more like a Youkai but you don't see me complaining about it.
Captain Luna
Benny Goodman
>>3164812
Natsuki Subaru
Utsutsu
>>3164812
Jasper
Female
Cirno avafag
Boba Fett
Hubert Oswell
Good afternoon, everyone.
Jack Spicer
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>3164812
Gengar
>>3164814 (Sanae)
... just tell me what it is, so I can figure out how to prevent it!
>>3164812
Lemur Minions
>>3164812
Annie Leonhardt
>>3164812
Lonely Policeman
Shiragami Youko
Lieutenant Hyuuga
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
Kuga the Sealed One
Justice
Nyx Assassin
Wiggins
Corrin
Julion Alvarez
>>3164854
hey hey hey, I've done nothing wrong.
>>3164870
I don't like ruining suprises
>>3164812
Maria and harusame
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
Yamada
Megumin
Cygnus
Sliver Queen
>>3164765
Could've swear you had something going on in that troubled mind of yours, Leonhardt. Are you ready to give your best at surviving?
Eggman-kun
Todd the Godd Howard
>>3164780
It seems like they only exist in my world, and no one else's..
They're giant humanoids that regenerate damage. They don't need to feed, but eat humans because it amuses them.
We're fighting a war against them.
>>3164794
Basketball..
Oh. That's the sport I found out about in the arena.
We don't have that where I'm from.
I'd never heard of it before I got here.
>>3164798
I'm sure you do, with how much you talk.
>>3164827
He's irritating, but overall just a gnat.
It's not a big deal.
>>3164835
The moment I decide not to give my best is the moment the world crumbles, old man.
>>3164812
Zenyatta
Empress
>>3164899
...
I'm watching you... I'm a ghostie, we are good at that watching n stuff...
>>3164765
I wouldn't know if he is a copy, I have never met him.
>>3164846
~de kissu!
>>3164920
Really? He doesn't seem so different then.
>>3164926
Well, that won't do you any good, but whatever gives you peace of mind
>>3164868
Nobody has the balls to make a brutal game.
>>3164920
That's the spirit! If this world was in danger soldiers like you would come handy! Make sure to give a good fight.
>>3164920
>he gets down on the ground and starts doing push-ups
Annie-tan, you better be counts how much I do!
>>3164942
how does watching you not help me prevent you from doing something? what are you planning!?
>>3164934
What are you sayink ~de geso?
>>3164920
That's horrible. They just eat humans for their own pleasure? I'll destroy them if needed. If they are just large creatures,I can easily take them.
>Jasper
>>3164920
It's a pretty tough, physical game. Gotta be in great shape to play at a high level. Surprised you ain't got it where you're from.
>>3164945
Nobody has the balls to even host a fucking game other than a select few.
>>3164960
That's a secret, a very secret secret
6 more.
>>3164980
Why don't you host, anon?
>>3164990
sleepy maria-chan
>>3164990
Hilbert
>>3164990
Pit
>>3164990
Vito Scaletta
>>3164987
... well... all I can do is keep track of what you're up to... you can't do anything if I'm aware of it...
>>3164990
Snoop Doge
>>3164990
COBRA COMMANDER
>>3164990
Hinata
>>3164992
Because I've hosted 16 times within the last 3 days and someone else decided to step up.
>>3165010
>Uses foresight
>Pets the ghostie
Roromiya
>>3165023
Anon you're not being very comfy right now
>>3165025
Oh, you don't have to us foresight if I let you pet me~
>>3165037
It's the ??? host
>>3165045
Anon you're not being very ??? right now
>>3164997
Did you get this?
https://data.desustorage.org/trash/image/1464/56/1464569756043.jpg
>>3164938
Eh. The original was less in my face all the time..
I could actually stand being around that one.
>>3164948
...I'll make sure of it.
Thank you.
>>3164955
Your arms are buckling and you're only on five.
Your form is terrible. Ninety degrees at the elbows.
>>3164968
I.. Don't think that you can get to my world.
Someone told me there was some kind of barrier..
I'm sure our army would appreciate your tenacity.
>>3164976
We have a variation called wallbounce, played with the various walls of the city.
That's all our children do for fun, though. Most of the time they're too busy fearing the Titans to go outside.
>>3165053
>I didn't, thank you!
>>3165037
Okay.
>>3165065
Comf out bro
Best hosts?
>>3165062
You're welcome.
>>3165074
Okay
>>3165062
>>3165079
You are <3
>>3165085
I want to bully Maria
>One use of autocropper wiped out my game and set it back to default
What is even happening today. Aikawa Why are you doing this to me?
>>3165056
I see. I wish you the best of luck human,in the arena,and in your world. What do they call you? I'm one of the gem beings that reside now in Earth known as Jasper.
>>3165080
Garnet,I see you're awake as always. How has your day been? Productive hopefully?
>Jasper
>>3165079
Obviously me.
>>3165093
you didnt buy enough trappy coins
>>3165093
Jesus fucking christ Rick
>>3165056
>he bends his elbows a little bit
Is this any better?
>>3165092
I want to bully Annie!
>>3165056
Good. Now before the game starts I have a very critical question, do you play videogames?
>>3165093
There are cropping tools you can find for firefox that work well... I can't remember the one I used though...
>>3165093
Oh jesus man
>>3165092
>>3165093
I can pick up the game if you want.
>>3165056
You should hurt him until he stays quiet.
>>3165105
how do you get those? flirt with anime girls?
>>3165093
>1788
>Using auto-cropper
>>3165093
>I'm still on the fence about using that.
>I think I'm pretty good just entering people in manually.
>>3165094
We spent the night trying to get Steven down from the sky.
>>3165130
Maria-chan is stinky!
>>3165141
I don't think so. If that were true I should have those
>>3165094
Annie.
Annie Leonhardt.
>>3165111
>She steps on his back.
Now push up.
>>3165126
What are those?
>>3165140
That's always a possibility. Really, though, it's not worth doing.
If I turn to violence that just shows that my willpower is weak.
>>3165141
Pizza delivery!
>>3165168
>>3165168
Is this real?
>>3165056
Well, that's a positive for basketball then. You usually play it in a gym, though there are courts outside too. What's wall bounce like?
>>3165176
>I guess you weren't here on April Fools?
>>3165176
Yeah, it popped up when you ran it on 1st april, and the status bar showed your TC balance and how many trial days remaining
>>3165173
>gives money and takes box
Thanks
>>3165173
What is pizza..?
>>3165179
I've been told it's like one of your sports.
The kids kick a ball against the walls of the city, and try to rebound it into a goal. There are rules and things, but.. That's the general explanation of the game.
...I never played it much myself.
Fuck you cancer. I win.
>>3165173
Amethyst probably ordered this. Tell me how much it will be.
>>3165156
>This is reminding of the anon who would said similar things about Lapis on /sug/.
>>3165166
>he slowly but surely pushes up
I...I did it! You're not as heavy as you look, Annie-tan!
>>3165173
>gives 19.99$
>plus a five dollar tip
>>3165166
You don't know what videogames are? How...how old is your world again? Because you're missing the second best thing ever after murder.
>>3165207
Looks good.
>>3165166
True, I only turn to it if someone else is being bothered.
>>3165207
Let's begin
>>3165215
>creepily quiet about what I'm planning
>>3165207
Congrats, let's get this on the road, I don't got all day.
>>3165207
There you go
>>3165207
Here we go...
Good luck everyone, try not to die too easily
>>3165207
If it's not too much trouble, could you still add the "Sliver" ?
>>3165173
Better late than never, how much do I owe you?
>>3165207
It's time to move.
>>3165207
Everything seems to be in order, we're ready when you are.
>>3165207
I'm ready to go!
>>3165216
You look good.
>>3165168
>Starting on version 4.0, the most revolutionary release to date
>new features such as full automatization
I just realised I predicted 2 month into the future there. Now there is a 4.0, it's the "most revolutionary" version because of a whole bunch of things, and it hasfull automatization.
At the point I made this, I didn't even think there would BE a 4.0 or anything.
welp
>>3165207
Check it out, you got yourself a partner now!
>It's fucking default
I just can't win.
>>3165207
Good luck comrades
>>3165207
So, you finally fixed your issues
>>3165249
I stand corrected, this is fine though.
yfw Grimes does this all intentionally so that we give him attention
>>3165249
>
>>3165243
>funny how things play out, huh?
>>3165242
>>3165249
What a mess. Alright, let's get to it.
>>3165249
This could be useful should I ever lose my dualblades...
>>3165249
The hell am I going to do with this? Hang myself?
>>3165242
Oh the irony
>>3165242
H-Huh? Where did you come from, Ringabel?
>>3165249
I'm gloomy...
>>3165198
>The box is empty.
You can have your money back.
>>3165206
That's a good question.
>She opens the empty pizza box.
Unfortunately, it isn't one I can answer at the moment.
>>3165210
>>3165235
It's on the house.
>>3165211
>>3165211
No, that's alright. Keep the money.
>She opens the empty pizza box.
This is just a costume anyways.
>>3165249
Throwing knives... been a while since I've seen these
>>3165249
I have no clue how to use this, but I think I'll manage.
>>3165249
And he never saw it coming!
>
>>3165211
>She lifts her foot from his back and crosses her arms.
As I look..?
...What's that supposed to mean?
>>3165214
Nobody knows. There are no written records of the past before our walls were built.
Almost none.
>>3165217
What a hero.
>She rolls her eyes.
>>3165249
>>3165154
How did that play out? Is that some sort of new gem power he discovered?
>>3165166
It's nice to meet your acquaintance Annie.
>Jasper
>>3165242
>>3165216
>>3165249
Old man's got aim...
>>3165281
Why would you eat my pizza?
>>3165284
>I'm horrible at this
>>3165291
Th-that you wear baggy clothes...?
>>3165260
I wouldn't be surprised
>>3165274
I don't like those implications.
>>3165280
Oh dear, you'll have to forgive me, I find it so hard to hold my tongue, I always was a poor hand at holding back.
But you should know that I'm always watching.
Rebooted. You're all men.
>>3165281
Oh that's nice, thank yo-
>The box was emtpy
...What is the meaning of this?
>>3165291
That's a shame, then we got a lot of work to do for now own. Hmmmm...has television been invented in your world behind the walls?
>>3165291
No, I'm only looking for the quickest way to kill a particular person.
>>3165318
B-but I just killed someone back there, it doesn't count anymore?
>>3165281
That's odd. I don't believe this is your occupation.
>>3165299
Rose was able to control the speed of her descent. Steven found that out unwittingly.
>>3165318
Not even worth the ammo, huh?
>>3165318
>It gets back up from being shot by the old man.
Well then, let's get going.
>>3165206
Sounds like a lotta fun, not into games or somethin?
>>3165225
>scurry
>>3165318
I-I don't even have any supplies, we just started!
>>3165318
I wasn't able to predict this.
>>3165318
>>3165309
Hm? I said this was a costume. That includes the box.
>>3165322
I'm just having a little fun, that's all. I find this costume a good one to arrive in.
>>3165338
You're correct. I'm not a pizza-girl by any means.
I'm just wearing a costume.
>>3165318
>>3165348
It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
>>3165281
...Alright..?
>>3165299
I suppose meeting people is always interesting.
I've never met a gem before..
>>3165309
Do you want to die?
>>3165318
I'll remember your faces.
Get as far away from me while you can, if you value your lives.
>>3165322
It hasn't, I don't think.
At least I've never heard of it.
>>3165324
Some kind of murderer..?
I wouldn't be surprised..
>>3165347
I just...
Grew up differently than many other girls.
That's all.
>>3165317
...Always?
I'm not sure if I should feel reassured or uneasy...
>>3165318
Only one way to find out if you're right.
>>3165356
It is nice to see everyone working together.
>>3165357
Tell me your name and business.
hi
>>3165318
I'd say it's going to be-
>>3165356
...Me apparently. She must've had some good training...
>>3165356
>>3165348
You'll never take me alive you son of a gun
>>3165356
If I lay still enough, it looks like I'm actually dead.
>>3165366
This is what I want.
>>3165356
Just like YOU!
>>3165357
For what purpose would you do this to me? I actually wanted some pizza.
>>3165359
I just want to be your friend.
>>3165356
fullllll swing mode. we got this fammmms
>>3165378
Hello!
>>3165378
Good afternoon, my good man.
>>3165356
They can lie there if they want
>>3165359
Yes he is, and it will be my job to make him pay.
>>3165338
How did he find that out?
>>3165359
Yes,new friends are always good. So what kind of combat are you trained in? I'm train in hand to hand and large weapons.
>>3165393
There are five of them in that group. I better reposition myself before I try and fight.
>Jasper
>>3165378
>>3165356
...
>>3165393
tch!
>>3165393
Why's there a girl in the guys hot spring?
>>3165406
>forgot pic
>>3165356
Ahahah
>>3165393
>>3165393
Ohio!
>>3165359
Fair nuff. Didn't exactly have a normal upbringin neither, but not the kinda way you prolly did
>>3165386
No matter the cause, so long as we all livei n harmony
>>3165393
I do not have lungs, but I do breath in the energy of the universe
>>3165364
Well, I'll leave that up to you.
>>3165397
>>3165413
>>3165403
i am late for the party?
>>3165393
I'm in? How lovely! I sssuppose a celebration bath isss in order
>>3165406
>>3165416
We'll see about that soon enough.
>>3165356
Clueless huh? Now where did I left that sniper rifle...?
>>3165357
Be sure to not play these sort of jokes when people are actually hungry.
>>3165359
Tsk tsk...this isn't going to be easy. Well let me just show you.
>Satou takes out his PS Vita
This is a console, do you see what is happening inside? I can make the little guy inisde do all sort of things pressing these buttons!
>>3165393
Do you see that comfy house there? We're gonna raid it.
>>3165378
Hey Crendor, what's good?
>>3165427
You're never too late for the party.
>>3165427
I'd say so. But worry not, there will always be other chances.
>>3165359
I guess I can give you a very quick summary of what pizza is.
It's food.
>>3165371
Rin. I do whatever I'm hired for.
>>3165388
>She smiles.
I'm sorry to ruin your day. I was just trying to have some fun.
>>3165436
>The woman reaches into her coat and pulls out a bottle of vodka.
I'll be sure not to. Care for a drink?
>>3165393
trudging or bust.
>>3165399
CROSSFIT JESUS PLEASE SAVE US
>>3165424
>deprives Zenyatta of universe energy
>>3165455
Seeyaokaygoodbye!
>>3165424
Alright robot Gandhi So what is your name
>>3165447
>plays Uzicko Kolo
>>3165455
>>3165437
nothing bad ,everything good how about you?
>>3165447
Lets start then!
>>3165448
does it count if i am the party man?
>>3165356
I didn't agree to this.
>>3165425
Hmm...I suppose it's more reassuring than not.
>>3165455
...
I-It was a joke, you know...
>>3165388
You don't earn a woman's friendship by calling her fat.
>>3165410
I was referring to you, but that works too.
What reason do you have for trying to kill someone?
>>3165411
Aerial combat and hand-to-hand. I usually do all of my fighting fifteen to fifty meters into the air.
>>3165423
I've actually never seen anyone as dark as you before.
What race are you?
>>3165436
There's a little man inside of that box?
>>3165454
I see.
Pizza is another thing that doesn't exist in my world, I suppose.
Is it also common to lie about having food?
>>3165455
That was unnecessary.
>>3165427
I wouldn't have been invited if this were a party.
>>3165454
And now you're smiling? What the hell's your deal? Making me think there pizza AND laughing at me! You've got some nerve, woman!
>>3165455
>
>>3165466
I'm not sure I understand the lyrics, but I sure am feeling it.
>>3165469
Start? It's already begun!
>>3165455
Sssuch primal ssstrength! I'll keep that in mind for the next I try poaching sssilverback gorillass!
>>3165411
He was so joyfull that he jumped into the skies.
>>3165427
You're late for the game.
>>3165454
I see. I don't see why you arrived in that way.
>>3165455
Thank you for the food. Apologies for not helping.
>>3165475
He tried to kill me. There is nothing more to it.
>>3165463
Why are you twisting my arm Reaper?
>>3165466
Zenyatta is the name given to me by the universe
>>3165455
more shit.
>>3165469
I do not believe so...
>>3165455
The extra corpse is free of charge.
>>3165475
I never called you fat, I called you healthy. You're a healthy woman for exercising all the time, but not as healthy as Sarah-tan.
>>3165475
It just seemed like it'd be a fun thing to do.
>>3165482
If it makes you feel any better, I'd never lie about having alcohol.
>She pats her coat.
Because I do have that.
>>3165491
I thought it would be fun. I was hoping for some more interesting reactions though.
>>3165475
They don't have black people there neither? Might explain why y'all don't ball. Tracin my heritage, African, but I'm from Canada personally.
>>3165495
>
>>3165455
So this is what it feels to fight the strongest around!? If it's close combat what you want hten bring it!
>>3165475
That's right
>Satou presses buttons, making the character inside jump and shoot.
See? You're allowed to make certain mvoes in order to complete a task. There are many kind of simulations similar to these one, wanna give it a try?
>>3165494
Alright Zenyatta. Mine is Soviet. How is day?
>>3165495
Owwww...that really hurt.
>>3165455
>>3165479
I don't know why you two tried to team up on me. That was a cheap tactic only failures will use.
>>3165475
How do you fight that high in the air? I thought humans usually average a jumping height of about 3-4 feet.
>>3165491
Oh,so it plays off of his emotions? That's bizarre....
>>3165495
Thank you Natsuki...
>Jasper
>>3165495
You, why?
>>3165482
oh...i would invite you to my partys
>>3165483
yesssssss
>>3165491
i am always late
>>3165500
ok....
>>3165483
I am not singing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCrNORbMuR0
>>3165454
>>3165513
Oh! a bit of alcohol won't really hurt, sure! But not too much, I have videogames to complete and I can't do that while drunk
>>3165495
Holy cow, you've got to be no more than 250 pounds!
>>3165513
Are you trying to get me drunk, ma'am?
>>3165495
day 3
>>3165513
I did almost bring my gauntlet out. You don't seem to be a threat though.
>>3165494
Do you honestly expect otherwise from me?
>>3165469
Pretty good man, startin to get in the summer trainin groove.
>>3165537
Oh hey is that an Ursa-
>mauled
>>3165537
Dear Nyx, I got revenge for the horrible games that man makes sometimes.
>>3165524
Why would I ever team up with him? It's gotta be said, I would never team up with Cobra Commander.
>>3165470
As I'm happy to hear, but you should know that when I say that, I harbor no ill intentions, and only plan to make sure you're safe.
>>3165530
Why not? Who's to say you can't let that voice free?
>>3165543
to be the very best?
>>3165529
Thanks a bunch Cheddar, but I don't really know what I'd do at parties. I've never been to one before.
>>3165537
Eh, I don't think he'll be missed.
>>3165547
Didn't even try to tame bear. You have failed
>>3165551
Please. My voice isn't sing worthy
>>3165552
You know it! Gotta try to be the GOAT, even if it ain't ever gonna happen.
