HG Thread
who's your date?
>>2855094
>>2855109
...fuck.
Thank you for the game.
>>2855137
You.
>>2855092
That mask is the creepiest thing I've ever seen!!
>>2855000
Don't lick strangers, weirdo!
>>2855137
That will be revealed later, because I have none right now.
>>2855092
I don't know who that is, but maybe she'll come back later tonight?
>>2855109
How about some money for something to eat? Oh, and thanks for hosting.
>>2855155
>dails Kamina's phone number
>tfw trying to guess a formula for this sequence
REEEEEEEEE
who can do it
>>2855152
...
>>2855137
Date? For what?
>>2855088
Ah, I see. You really are cool tracksuit, don't let anyone hold you back, not even me.
>>2855100
Ah, nevermind, how are you feeling now?
>>2855137
Fuck that
>>2855138
Perhaps you are confusing me for the one named.. Mercy?
>>2855137
I-I have plenty of options to choose from for a date.
>>2855155
>Gets a call on his phone
>>2855186
nope, not confusing you at all, as mercy is 2nd best support
>>2855177
something to do with 4 and adding 1 to it
>>2855183
So far I think I'm the only one holding myself back, but thanks for giving me permission to mess you up if you get any funny ideas.
>>2855186
>>2855138
>>2855172
>>2855196
...
I-it was just a prank.
>>2855164
I've always thought it to be rather tame.
>>2855170
I hope so. She is a wonderful little girl.
>>2855137
I was hoping to bring my daughter to see this spectacle.
>>2855196
Where do you keep your basement?
>>2855155
Thanks for hosting.
>>2855183
Fine now I guess.
>>2855200
Ah but you see. Flying around and giving out minimal heals is not very good for supporting others.
>>2855212
How may I help you Pharah?
>>2855217
I'm happy you have a great child, but don't let her run around while in here. It'll get irritating watching out for a kid.
>>2855217
Your daughter is the spawn of Kuga and Vreath.
![[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 03 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000353845.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aUBOOtM.jpg "[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 03 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000353845.jpg")
>>2855137
no one if it keeps going like this
>>2855196
Someone wants you for the dance.
>>2855137
Nobody
>>2855109
Great job Misato.
Thanks for hosting, Ringabel.
>>2855137
Myself.
>>2855202
Problem is that it adds 4 after 2 parts
then another 28 after another 2 parts
And I can't see what happens in between because it alternates to 0 on every second one.
I want to fuck that robot
>>2855217
No, your mask is subtly creepy, which is the creepiest sort of creepy! A smiley face should never want to make someone run for the hills!
>>2855213
Keep it that way.
>>2855220
Uh, under my house?
>>2855241
S-Sanya?
>>2855241
>>2855242
Nobody? what kind of name is that?
German?
>>2855229
Floating around and throwing metal balls at your team is not very supporting at all.
>>2855250
Well, I guess if you give him a grey wig he would make a good Sanya.
>>2855245
4^0 is 1
4^1 is 4
4^3 is 32
but I don't know the rest because I haven't done math in years
>>2855204
I don't know what you mean by that, buy everyone has their demons, but hey mess me up if you have to, I mean what else are friends for?
>>2855224
Hey that's a first, it's nice to hear though, but hey you seem pretty popular anyone ask you to the dance yet?
>>2855250
Where's your house?
>>2855213
>>2855250
He was joking, he is obviously going with me. He didn't realise it yet.
>>2855235
She is adept at handling herself. We trust eachother with our lives.
>>2855239
Now, if you say any more comments like that, I'll remove your vocal cords so I don't have to listen to your nonsense about my daughter.
>>2855247
Perhaps. However, that is your opinion on the subject. My daughter thinks the mask is hilarious.
Especially when it's covered in blood.
>A yellow flash appears in the eye holes of the mask.
>>2855229
kys you shit robot
>>2855271
It is ok, my sister in arms.. One day you shall understand.
>>2855286
Popular? Don't feed me that crap, and I just got asked.
>>2855309
Go in peace child.
>>2855280
Oh, s-
...
He?
>>2855287
I don't have one.
>>2855299
Whatever, just keep that dog on a leash Kuuko.
>>2855329
1. I am not Kuuko, you worthless excuse for a man
2. He is mine to bully, not yours.
>>2855330
>>2855286
I wouldn't know. I've only ever made friends with the people I've met here.
>>2855300
I don't think it's safe to trust a little kid with their own life, let only other's. Should you be the one protecting her at all costs?
>>2855284
I tried similar approaches
but ^0 and ^1 are right next to each other, while 1 and 5 have a value between them
>>2855330
>shoots wheel
Give me a commendation after the game, Mercy.
>>2855329
Yeah, I don't know why, but he wants you.
just don't aim for two dads, dad.
>>2855271
>>2855312
Hihi! What are we talkin' about? You wouldn't be leaving me out, would you?
>>2855330
How strange...Whatever could such a noise be..?
>>2855350
>commends you getting you up to 9 votes but the last guy votes himself
>>2855329
Then where do you keep your basement?
Is there even enough people for a prom?
NGW?
>>2855220
>>2855287
>>2855365
You
Me
To the dance
As brothers. For once, let's pretend we actually like eachother.
...Does Vince pay you enough for you to be able to rent a tux, fella?
>>2855362
A-atleast I got play of the game.
>>2855362
>>2855350
>>2855345
OH COME ON! Where's your sense of fun, any of you?! It's like you don't know how to...roll!
AAAHAHAAA!
>>2855367
It's just a small dance she's putting together in a month or two, nothing too huge but it'll probably be pretty big. And seeing that Hoshi's back and being pretty cool, I wonder if he'll take part in it, I wouldn't be surprised if they have some surprises in store.
post wallpapers
>>2855367
There's about maybe 50 - 60 people who come to these threads on a daily basis. Of those guys, about 40 of those guys would be considered avafags while the rest use the same tribute for each game. With Junko's rules, there'd be enough for 10 couple filled districts and 2 loner districts, assuming every pairs up with one another.
>>2855388
But i don't like you. Don't you got like, a headless girl something you can take to prom?
>>2855361
Every support is only as good as their wall. So no, you were not forgotten Hana.
>>2855376
All we need... is patience
>>2855391
It was a magnificent play my brother.
>>2855399
I do not require a wheel... I float
>>2855347
Do you think I do not?
She does the same for me.
Boba Fett on the job
>>2855344
Bully him into a leash, do what you gotta do.
>>2855353
U-Uh, sure, who is he?
>>2855365
...
Shit. Your guess is as good as mine, boyo.
>>2855401
>>2855401
Here's the wallpaper of my desktop
>>2855401
This one will always be my favorite
>>2855423
Bruv.
>>2855412
That's the point fella. Nobody likes me, and neither does anyone like you. Well, Mitch did. But you can't take him to the prom now, can ya?
Besides, that headless girl wouldn't ask me anyway, right?....fella? ....
>>2855319
Well the fact you got asked means something, so if you don't mind me asking, what did ya say?
>>2855347
Well, I hope to teach you that in time then.
>>2855423
Ringabel, does that ring a bell?
>>2855423
Hey cowboy, I'm your new prom date. Don't tell Severa though cause she'll go mad with jealousy.
>>2855425
>>2855350
>Gets up to grab a drink during the play of the game
>Comes back too late to give you a commendation
>>2855361
Who are you again?
>>2855399
Save the wheel for actual combat, please.
i'mm here to conquer these thresds!!
>>2855442
N-No i won't. You wouldn't be able to give me a good time anyway, you heap of pegasus dung!
>>2855418
If you did she wouldn't be missing right now.
>>2855439
No thank you. I'd rather be left to my own demise.
>>2855438
...Holy shit, I didn't even ask Petunia about how she felt about Mitch.
Hold on Sheamo, I'm gonna ask petunia to the prom if my girl no shows, witch will probably happen because today is fuck Dean Ambrose day.
Wait, that's every day.
>>2855464
>Who I played
You want us to rate our own avatars?
What could possibly go wrong!
>>2855464
>neice is having a baby
WELL SHIT, I'MA FUCKING GRAND UNCLE NOW.
>>2855495
Congrats Ultron
>>2855495
Congrats Ultron.
>>2855485
...By that fucking logic, you should ask Brock fucking Lesnar to the prom. Providing you can get the messages across in grunts and Dirty Deeds.
>>2855453
Well then what am I supposed to do in the meanwhile?! I can't just sit here while my ultimate recharges on it's own!
>>2855415
You float, but can you FLY?!
>Places a remote explosive under you
>>2855474
Oh, but it is quite the opposite. I know exactly where she is. I am the one who is missing.
We still hold contact through a phone I carry on my person. She tells me where she is while she searches. Once we are reunited, opposition will be impossible.
>>2855493
(kys)
>>2855495
Gratz Ultron
>>2855477
>>2855485
it's not 'fuck' Dean Ambrose day, it's hug dean ambrose day.
>hugs
>>2855503
>>2855506
>>2855520
>So I'm not the only old fagget here?
>>2855457
...
It was just a prank?
>>2855470
Oh, you needn't lie to me, my dear. I know just how bad you'd wish for me to say "..Oh, dear Severa, may I have this dance?"
>>2855477
Shall I pick you up around 8?
>>2855439
What did I say to what?
>>2855465
Learn to spell first.
>>2855495
>tfw already am one
grats ultron
>>2855530
Ultron is so old, he spends his days eating at Denny's
>>2855445
>I assume you didn't mean to link me, but you know you my nigga cause of that One Piece wallpaper.
>>2855464
>
>>2855493
I think you're pretty great
>>2855415
I want to fuck you
>>2855474
Honestly man, you swing mood randomly, was it something I said?
>>2855536
Being asked?
>>2855533
...So are you going to ask me to this dance, or do i have to endure more senseless flattery?
>mockingly turns around and pretends to walk away.
>>2855511
Well, to be precise even if such a device were to explode I would not be technically flying. Just being pushed into the air by the force of the explosion.
>>2855552
May I ask why child?
>>2855553
I just said sure. We plan on taking all the food also
>>2855551
>File name
Barfed on.
>>2855533
Sure, do you think Severa would mind if I borrowed one of her dresses? All of my stuff is at the cleaners.
>>2855516
So in other words you're playing an elaborate game of hide and seek?
>>2855553
Nah, it's nothing. Don't worry about it, okay? It's something nobody here needs to deal with.
>>2855576
I feel like "barfing" do to your childish behavior.
>>2855581
Size, favourite colour, accents, wide or narrow dress, fabric and underskirt or not? I need details, bucko.
>>2855464
>
>>2855541
Great guy too. Wouldn't doubt he would take the shirt off his back for a stranger.
>>2855510
Don't be a cuck Sheamus, he's got a wife.
>>2855530
Kid, no, stop that. I haven't showered in 4 days. And I didn't even use soap.
>>2855593
I knew it was your fetish.
>>2855600
I miss Moe.
>>2855556
>Stands waiting.
>>2855581
I suppose you'd just have to ask, I'm sure she wouldn't mind.
>>2855601
You don't a wife and i don't see Becky Lynch proposing to me aytime soon, fella. Can we for once pretend we don't hate eachother's taters?
>>2855610
Me too. But he shows up all the time if you mention him. Or atleast not Moe does.
>>2855571
Never change Bikko. But that sounds pretty fun.
>>2855584
Don't worry buddy, I'm ganna get involved anyway, I'm kinda like that if you hadn't noticed yet.
>>2855600
>>2855556
You want to go to the prom with me?
>>2855584
No. This place is foreign to me, and I'm not entirely sure how I was summoned here. But once my darling inevitably locates me, all will be normal again.
>>2855614
Last change for Ringabel to ask Severa to the dance, going once...Going twice......
>>2855566
Eh?
Well if you really wanna get technic-
>Detonates
>>2855610
He's Ririchiyo.
>>2855634
I don't swing that way. But if that means Rongadingdong won't have either of us....
>>2855511
You could always make yourself useful and donate your body to medicine in the meantime.
Reply to this post and you go to the prom with the next person to reply
(unless obviously you're the person somebody is taking)
>>2855648
You're Ririchiyo.
>>2855634
>>2855642
I like where this is going.
>Takes a few steps back
>>2855648
Wasn't Moe the other girl from the same show?
>>2855626
That's quite alright. There's no need to get involved in something you can't fix.
>>2855638
What about her mother? You can't have a dad and a daughter without the mother.
>>2855666
Roromiya? That's Vert
>>2855595
I need something to bring out my eyes.
>>2855614
Not like she'll be using them anyways, right?
>>2855434
W-What?
>>2855663
>sprays with cold soap water
You just lost your shot at asking for me to accompany you to this dance. Good job, you bumbling idiot.
>>2855660
I hope I'm lucky.
>>2855677
If i was wearing my heels, you could poke them out yourself.
>>2855627
>>2855676
No, Maria.
>>2855645
>Is flying in the air off the cliff
Ah, a fair poi-
>is killed and respawns
nt
>>2855654
>>2855663
>>2855678
That was the plan. You in?
>>2855621
Not yet, but I do gots a Matoi, speakin a which.
>>2855677
Tell me where you're keeping my girl you blue haired kerfufflecuck. I'll only break 1 arm if you tell me right now.
>>2855607
M-My only fetish is following the rules.
>>2855717
Fine fine, give me a moment, I'll go get her.
>>2855712
You are making this very tempting at the moment.
>>2855670
>He remains silent for a moment.
>>2855678
>>2855712
O-okay guys, real funny..
>>2855705
It's Vert. How do you not know this?
>>2855670
You know me, I can't do that, so what's troubling you?
>>2855737
Uh...are you alright sir?
>>2855745
What's troubling me is your need to pry into other's personal lives.
A wonderful overcast day isn't it?
>>2855740
Roromoya is DDD, what are you talking about?
>>2855739
What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of what dress i should wear.
>>2855759
Yes, it is a wonderful day to be alive isn't it?
>>2855761
I heard Kamina was Vert
>>2855740
No, Moe is Maria.
>>2855739
...I-I think you screwed up. U-Unless this is what you want.
>>2855759
I guess.
>>2855710
heeheheehahaha, again, again!
>Hits Q
>Recharging
DAMMIT!
>>2855717
SHE
IS
NOT
REAL, FELLA
>>2855781
but Roromiya was here before Aussa
>>2855761
DDD retired. He is not Roromiya.
>>2855758
Sorry I won't ask again, but if you wanna talk about it I'm always willing to listen.
>>2855731
>people don't know that JC is Vert
You guys aren't the brightest crayons in the box.
>>2855787
or were they
dun dun dun
>>2855770
I recognize that art style.
>>2855770
Completely. The weather is perfect for resting and enjoying the elements.
>>2855779
Are you not a fan of excellent weather?
![[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 05 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000239887.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HSjzXAQ.jpg "[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 05 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000239887.jpg")
>>2855759
Sure, I'd like if the sun was out though...
>>2855798
N-NO PUEDE HACER!?
>>2855781
>not realizing we are all Aussa
>>2855793
Hi Dan-er, Dean!
>>2855814
T-That's not it... I... um... just don't talk very much. So, I just said... I guess.
>begins to sweat.
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>2855837
>>2855786
I hate people.
>>2855845
dubs and no game ever again
>>2855782
Patience is key, it shall be up in moments.
>>2855807
>it is good art have the full image
>>2855814
I could not agree more. All I could ask for is a nice shady tree to truly enjoy it.
>>2855837
>Flips you
>>2855852
...So now what?
>crashes Hind into thread
Damn Chechen rebels. So how is everyone doing today?
>>2855759
Ah, I didn't even notice, I was so lost in your illustrious ruby red eyes, I find it impossible too hard to focus on anything but.
>>2855764
You know, I think you would look spectacular in a dark blue dress.
>>2855779
...
I don't have a comment on the matter.
>>2855852
Huh? What's the ma-
>>2855862
H-HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PUT ME DOWN!
Fuck you.
>>2855891
A pity you lack the courage to ask me out, huh?
>>2855892
That looks fun.
>>2855857
Rrrrgh TOO LONG!
>Places a bear trap
Step on this!
>>2855892
Bye, weakling.
>>2855897
NCR Ranger told me about you raiders.
>>2855891
I don't either...
>>2855892
>>2855885
I dunno. I guess we could do this.
>
>>2855900
Are you truly doubting my courage? I think it would be too easy if I were to ask you, you expect it too much.
How about, you ask me.
>>2855818
Why would you want something like that? If the sun was out it'd just be miserably hot and the only enjoyable places would be in the shade.
>>2855857
I think that taking a hike or a walk during days like these are amazing.
>>2855843
Don't talk much, it seems more like you have a fear of people with how much sweat is coming off you.
>>2855891
Such simple and common place compliments will get you very little Ringabel.
>>2855790
That's fair enough, but please don't pry into that. I don't want to turn this thread into something depressing. I'd rather it stay happy-go-lucky.
>>2855914
Well... If it will help you relax friend
>he floats over the trap
I am not sure it will work as it's on the ground..
>>2855940
An excellent suggestion. A hike through the mountains with a companion or two nearby.
>>2855930
*pets*
that's the spirit, dean
>>2855940
F-Fear? Um... maybe.
>wipes the sweat off
Sorry about all this... I-I didn't mean for this to happen.
I'm on the highway to HIFL
>>2855940
You know if I had a single copper coin for every time I said that, I'd be a very rich man.
>He pulls a dark red thorned rose out of his shirt and hands it to you
...But what is currency, really.
>>2855983
What's that
>>2855930
Hey comrade Dean
>>2855930
We can always bash eachother's skulls in afterwards. Like an ordinary married couple
>>2855915
>>2855930
>Gets fucking destroyed
>>2855983
HFIL*
Anyone have the link to the pre-entry thread?
>>2855934
That would imply i like you enough for that. Which i don't. I might go with this blonde lady and watch you beign miserable from the sidelines.
>>2855941
There's the tracksuit we know and love, but hey do you have a feeling of who you're going to ask first? You don't have to answer that.
>>2855991
Not now comrade, I got think goin.
>>2855994
>>2855996
>Steps on your faces
>>2855959
>Gets on one knee.
>Holds some potted flowers.
Prom?
Give me the link to the pre-entry thread, right fucking now.
>>2856017
What is happening?
>>2855955
Definitely. Though now I'm in the mood to enjoy so violence with others.
>>2855973
Oh no worries, as long as you don't sweat on me I won't mind.
>>2855988
If man said a lot of things and was paid for it any governments currency would bomb.
>Takes the rose from you
>>2856010
>He trails his finger down his eye, mimicking a tear drop
Then I guess I'll see you there, my dear.
>>2856017
dean
I feel I should tell you
I'm probably the least real of the Ryukos and nothing good will come of this
>>2855996
*spits in your face*
go back to him and tell him to send the real Matoi now
>>2856038
Another one?
>>2856017
>Bleeds all over your foot
>>2856015
Not a single clue! Like I said I plan on asking someone right before the deadline, or if I'm lucky enough to have a girl as me I'll go with that instead.
>>2853469
>slaps butt
>>2856031
But I am not like any man, in fact I doubt you've met anyone quite like me.
>>2856033
I did not hear the magic words yet.
Nobody want to ship a rabbit.
>>2856031
G-Good. That's very nice to hear... so um... what's your name?
>>2856049
>She gets up
>The wig falls off
I-I'll go get the real one if you do that again.
>Opens mouth
>>2856065
He's a man, a man that has a puss puss destroyer.
Just like Kamina, but not limited to his daughter.
>>2856064
A little late now huh?
>>2856049
>>2856057
>Breaks the pot
WHICH FUCKING ONE OF YOU'S THE REAL ONE THEN? DO I HAVE TO TIE UP ALL OF YOU AND TAKE YOU ALL TO THE PROM AT ONCE?
...
Hey wanna do that?
>>2856073
I´d ship you to North Korea
>>2856082
I'm thirsty
>>2856073
Same goes for me
>>2856031
I can not condole such actions. But if it is how you relax and find peace. I can not judge.
>>2856065
What would make you any different from the others?
>>2856078
Shalltear Bloodfallen, who would you be?
I think I need a prom date now.
>>2856090
Hello sir
>>2856085
Ok soviet
>>2856084
Yin x Kim Jong Un
>>2856066
Yet, neither have I.
We're in quite the pickle, aren't we?
>>2856092
Um... Loto Ortega.
>rubs the back of their head.
>>2856093
Is there one?
>>2856100
Peace be with you young one. How may I help you?
>>2856107
I always have Vodka and what I need with me.
>>2856081
Couldn't have said it better, dear anon.
>>2856092
Like I said, a magician doesn't reveal all his secrets. I suppose you'd just have to wait and find out.
>>2856093
I heard Tiz is single and ready to mingle.
>>2856060
Remember it said you're paired with that demon so there's her too.
>tfw no date
;.;
>>2856130
Are you a monk?
>>2856136
Tiz is dead, you jackass
>>2856079
no deal
>>2856083
yeah that's probably the quickest way to do this
good luck with the ryuko-poaching
*kissus for good luck*
*fades away*
>>2856140
It's alright anon.
>>2856136
Too bad he's been dead for months.
Ugh... I can't believe I'm saying this, but would anyone like to be my prom buddy?
>>2856147
...O-oh.
