HG Thread; I'mgonnagotakeashowerandifthere'snogamewhenIgetbackImighthostbutfuckyou Edition.
>>2853456
sankyu kyok
>>2853456
Take this lewd before you shower
>tfw i found out my grocery store sells this weebshit
Also, do we need a host?
Do we have a Madotsuki?
>>2853456
>kissu
>>2853389
>starts laughing
>>2853456
Thanks doll.
>>2853419
It's half a joke and half serious, because I'm starting to actually wonder if you live in some kind of frozen wasteland or something.
>>2853428
See what you're doing to the poor guy? He's hurting because of you! Your words cut like a blade!
>>2853434
I wouldn't know about it if it's from someplace far away. I've never really left the city I'm living in until recently.
>>2853471
Had one for a bit. Don't know if the avafag who played her is still here or not.
>>2853480
H-Hey! Don't put this on me!
>>2853480
I live with my father and I didn't get the joke part.
>>2853450
And right after that I told you to go away. If you could understand the first order, you should be able to do the same with the latter.
>>2853206
...asshole
RICK SANCHEZ AVA WHEN
>>2853471
Hikki was Madotsuki once, then another Madotsuki came, i don't know what happened to them.
>>2853507
Why should I follow orders though.
>tfw latinos are also a problem in France
>>2853480
Sorry I'll say more I just didn't know if it'd set you off or anything, so I'm a singer, we went to America on tour a while back, it's something from an old movie.
>>2853483
>I did, and it is really good.
>>2853491
>I believe Sans was Madotsuki, don't quote me on that though.
First 36
>>2853522
jajajajajaja
>>2853522
Where are brown people not a problem?
>>2853527
Kenma Kozume
Bikko>>2853527
>>2853527
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2853522
>Latinos
>a problem
too much Ñ for you, don't you?
>>2853511
Insults won't take you anywhere.
>>2853519
You already did it once, so it can't be thathard for you to repeat it.
>>2853527
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>2853527
Natsumi/natalie
>>2853527
Garnet
>>2853527
Mii Swordfighter
>>2853527
Dean Ambrose
>>2853478
Hows that intercontinental championship going?
>>2853527
Eggman-kun
>>2853527
EmÃlia
>>2853527
Shalashaska
>>2853527
Iida Tenya
>>2853550
>>2853527
Ryuuko
>>2853527
A shark
>>2853527
Yukine
>>2853527
Seija Kijin
>>2853527
Dan Backslide
>>2853527
Vriska
>>2853527
Iris Archwell
>>2853527
Luluco
>>2853527
X7-10
>>2853527
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>2853554
Onion.
>>2853544
No deal. I only do orders that I oblige to do.
>>2853527
Touko Fukawa
>>2853522
Hey Ocelot, get ready for the terrible joke of the day.
>>2853527
King Kaito
I passed ou- er my batteries ran out earlier.
>>2853502
It's all your fault and I hope you're happy with the outcome.
>>2853507
Forget it. I don't want to argue with someone that can bite my head off in an instant.
>>2853523
A robotic singer...you're not lying by any chance, are you?
>>2853527
Natsuki Subaru
>>2853527
Anila
>>2853527
Bert and Ernie
>>2853527
Georgia Khatchadorian
>>2853527
Misato
>>2853584
Who's there ?
>>2853527
Typesetter-san
>>2853580
No, shut up you anarchist piece of shit.
>>2853527
Wikihow
>>2853527
Sully
>>2853563
she looks like ryuko and ibuki mioda's demon child
>>2853527
Lisa Mishima
>>2853527
Izaya Orihara
>>2853588
More like Georgia Catchamyheartian
>>2853527
Naoki Miki
>>2853527
The drizzle
>>2853585
No? I'm insulted you haven't heard of me honestly, but I suppose I'm not really the popular one of the group.
>>2853594
Water.
>>2853544
Neither is telling people to go kill themselves you idiot!!
>>2853585
>>2853619
Water who ?
>>2853527
Lord Beerus
>>2853623
Water u a feget?
Water u fekkin gey?
>>2853623
Water you waiting for? Let me in.
>>2853603
Gee Anon, I don't why people keeps saying that.
>>2853582
So you will just keep acting like a creep, but instead of from a bush, you chose to do it in the open?
>>2853585
A knife would be a better tool to remove your head. I don't think my teeth could take it.
>>2853633
Awful
>>2853633
>>2853620
It would take you to the morgue.
>>2853635
>I don't know*
Ugh.
>>2853619
Who's the popular in the group?
>>2853621
Don't bother crying. That poor wrestler's crying for you already.
>>2853638
Wanna test it out? Go ahead and bite my neck.
>>2853638
Acting like a creep? What did I do exactly that I am being branded as a creep?
>>2853646
Kara is best, Kara is life.
Guide all swaps/mistakes here, if you would be so kind.
>>2853670
Pretty good
>>2853644
You say that, but you still go along with it.
>>2853646
Sir, I take pride in my terrible jokes.
>>2853654
Miku, she's a host here, but I haven't seen her recently.
>>2853672
Looks good.
>>2853672
Whoever the means, I must survive...
When real niggas die.
Fake niggas gon multiply
>>2853672
Hey you, Yes you, the gay-looking guy who manages to have a harem of sluts with him, swap
>>2853554
>>2853629
>>2853672
Start.
>>2853654
Wait a second. First you wanted me to shoot you in your stomach and now you want me to bite you? Are you one of those people who like to be abused by girls?
>>2853665
Hiding in the bush and pretending to be some kind of narrator god.
>>2853672
I'm ready.
>>2853672
Looks fine. Let's go.
>>2853672
I was a mistake, alright.
>>2853654
I know, I know, but this isn't my fault!
>>2853672
Let's get going.
>>2853689
You look good.
>>2853672
Let's hope for a quick and painless death.
>>2853684
Oh, I know her! She was on the pizza boxes I bought long ago! Isn't she just the cutest?
>>2853672
Awwwww yeah!!! DISTRICT BUDDIES!
>>2853705
Oh god, yeah that is a thing, it's honestly something I don't like to think about...
>>2853672
I made it...? Good luck...
>>2853691
Don't you mean "whatever the means?"
>>2853695
Much Appreciated
>>2853704
You're just seeing things again.
>>2853699
I am.
Well, back then you just replied to yourself. I did not say a thing. Except forcing you to say what I want.
>>2853699
The first one was to prove a point, while the second one has darker meaning to it, but I'd like to see some normal girl bite someone's head off regardless. That'd definitely be a sight to see.
>>2853703
Then who's fault is it?
>>2853715
But it was fun watching her dance while I eat. It kind of gave me a reason to buy more. It's a great sales tactic if you think about it.
>>2853731
>>2853702
Alright big guy... I'm going to hate myself for this, but, Tell me what do you want.
>>2853722
...Yes.
>>2853738
>pets
Too cute, no need to be smart.
>>2853732
I'm not here to please your weird fantasies, pervert.
>>2853748
>>2853732
The one who broke his heart?
>>2853748
Not a bad looking team.
>>2853748
We're off to a pretty good start!
>>2853749
I gave you the option to please my normal fantasies, so don't make it seem like I forced you.
>>2853757
Which is you! You just admitted you're the one that's at fault!
>>2853732
I know, but no other vocaloid was apart of it If I remember correctly, not even Rin, and she's pretty popular too.
>>2853748
Aww ringabell really?! You hate me this much?
>>2853735
Let's try that again shall we...
>>2853748
Our first move is to take someone down. Possibly the goat.
>>2853738
For starters, I want my girl back.
Then I want to break Seth's other leg and win the world heavyweight championship in a one on one match.
Then I kinda wanna do a make a wish thing and make kids happy before they all die, then maybe go out and grab a burger with cheese and bacon.
Maybe get a puppy to take home.
>>2853748
THESE AREN'T THE PUPPIES I HAD IN MIND.
![[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 06 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000040139.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HpRDlj6.jpg "[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 06 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000040139.jpg")
>>2853748
Like a phantom!
>kicks it away
>>2853745
...Stop petting me.
It makes me feel uncomfortable.
Having a bit of technical difficulties, but I hope you're okay with the name change, Beerus. For some reason it refuses to change..
Moving on!
>>2853774
>sheep noises
>>2853786
First batch of the dead.
>>2853785
>stop petting
>>2853786
Shit out of luck again.
>>2853766
I would so kill you right here and right now if I could.
>>2853773
...just as I said many times. Go away if you care about your annoying life.
>>2853771
Yeah, but she's not nearly as cute as Miku.
>>2853786
W-Wait, what am I doing here?
![[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 05 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_001161564.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ypOkIZl.jpg "[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 05 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_001161564.jpg")
>>2853786
>>2853588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jTHNBKjMBU
>>2853789
Or sheep.
>>2853786
Someone needs to fire their gardener.
>>2853808
But you can't, so the best thing you can do accept me for who I am.
>>2853786
Learning to use new weapons can be useful even if they are primitive ones.
>>2853808
Shoot me...
I dare you.
>>2853810
Dude you're creeping me out, but you know about Rin too? I think you know about me but you're being mean on purpose...
>>2853828
Or I could ignore you.
>>2853766
It was the other me!
>>2853786
Hope he has a good plan.
Glad to see we got a host.
>>2853805
And you, you better not have just run off with my money.
>>2853836
It doesn't work here so it would be just a waste.
Iida and Garnet going as a couple?
Nova continues to lose his marbles without fail.
While Real Guy and Georgia decide to relax and...get extremely drunk.
Seija gets betrayed by the people closest to them, or so she thought.
Wikehow wins a beauty contest, you know what they say about a woman in glasses..
Don't worry mii, we'll all enter the light one day.
>>2853849
Hey, Pocky is actually pretty good, I always thought you were crazy.
>>2853828
>>2853841
Holy shit, dude she's like the girl version of Iida!
>>2853851
All that threats for nothing.
>>2853855
This is what happens when you cause more trouble for us than to the enemy.
>>2853776
You want your girl back? Crying on a corner won't help you on anything, Snap out of it!
you're something else than a mere weakling like that shrine maiden, just try to search all the possible place where she is.
The other thing, I'm sure you'll defeat your enemies but stop being so mellow at almost everything.
a Champion is like a leader or a ruler, they are strong! Strong!
The other things... Um, I don't know how you could do it, but good luck.
>>2853786
Ribbit.
>>2853794
...Fine.
>>2853855
You weaklings!
You're going to pay for this.
>>2853855
Please Ringabel. We just happened to be together at the time. I already found love.
>>2853839
I've never heard of you before, but I have heard of Miku, and Miku is probably the best thing that has ever happened to pizza boxes.
>>2853841
Or we could go back to being friends and forget this ever happened. I like that choice a lot better.
>>2853845
That's a likely story, but shouldn't you own up to what your "other me" has done?
>>2853855
It's the most pleasurable thing a guy can dream about.
>>2853855
Well he obviously isn't!
>>2853855
THERE WAS A FUCKING SHIP YOU ASSHOLES
>>2853881
What the other me does has nothing to do with me.
>>2853855
Glad to see you came around! What kind did you get?
>>2853863
I told you to not to compare me to others if I remember well.
>>2853864
It wasn't for nothing, but it was a failure.
>>2853881
We were never friends to begin with.
Another angel falls, and to such an ugly death.
Get it together Kaito! You had that one in the palm of your hand! You don't want to end up like Nova, do you?
Speaking of Nova, it seems he's been polishing up his monk skills.
Mii shuts Dan up.
All the while Iida continues to show no remorse to any villians.
>>2853880
C-come now, you know I'm only teasing.
>>2853897
They had chocolate and strawberry. Though I haven't gotten around to the latter yet
>>2853849
I got a burger, I already ate my half
>hands over half a burger
>>2853855
Who cares honestly.
>>2853855
Oh now what you gonna do? Ram a stake in my heart? You kinda already did that darling.
>>2853879
We'll sure as hell no shane McMahon at rousing speeches I'll tell ya that.
Thanks, I guess. But this ain't a fight I can just win by punching, ya know?
>>2853914
>>2853895
You're one hell of a tough cookie, aren't ya. Look, why don't you at least give him a chance to prove he's a great guy? I don't see what could possibly go wrong!
I know he looks kind of psycho, but that doesn't mean he cant have a heart of gold. Most psycho looking people do.
>>2853911
Why don't we start now? I'm Natsuki Subaru, and I'm interested in being friends with you. I feel like I can benefit a lot from being around you.
>>2853914
Y-You saved my life! Thanks weird woman!
>>2853914
Why is it always birds?
>>2853855
Is that thing even human?
>>2853914
I had a horse!?
>>2853914
I'm gonna have spend the rest of this match growing it back.
![[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 10 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000075594.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Eco2NTa.jpg "[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 10 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000075594.jpg")
>>2853897
You should slow down with eating all those things
>>2853881
Honestly your being creepy tracksuit, but I haven't had pizza in like forever...
>>2853911
I don't remember that, I remember you calling me a creep.
>>2853914
B-but I don't normally get mad, what did she do?
>>2853934
My name is Christie Sarah Tsukiko and I'm sure that you would have no positive influence on me, so I would prefer to stay away from you.
>>2853967
Yes, that also happened.
>>2853915
...Thanks, I'll cherish it always.
>Yanks it away and takes a bite, speaking with a mouthfull
Anyways, you got plans on going to that stupid dance?
>>2853914
>I haven't tried anything but default chocolate either. I did actually like em though. Same I felt like a fucking weeb at the checkout.
>>2853961
What, you want some too?
>>2853914
*Dan shuts Mii up
>>2853967
Is it because you're bitter about Miku being on a box instead of you? I think I know why that is. Guys mostly buy pizza, and when they do they don't wanna see another man virtually dancing on their pizza box.
>>2853973
You don't mind if I call you Sarah, do you? It fits you better. You're also right about me having no positive influence on you. I'm nothing more than a waste of space, but at least I'm a waste of space with a friend.
>>2853911
Don't you have a second plan? Ms.Murderer?
>>2853973
Oh hey, I don't sense much hostility from you today, are you in a good mood?
Seija and Nova clash, but only one falls. How tense.
Dan is Luluco's shining white knight, where's Alpha-Omega when you need him?
Iida doing a hero's work! Great job, buddy.
Subaru drinks two cuties under the table.
Ambrose dies a manly death.
>>2853961
Can't say I blame her, I'm eating these way too fast.
>>2853981
..Th-thanks anon, you always got my back.
>>2853979
Not really. Might just sit back and watch, I don't know since I've never been to one of those things.
>>2853914
You! Give my mallet back.
I stole it first, not you!
>>2853927
You're welcome, Big guy.
Eh, I know... I just wanted you to stop crying and keep thinking of what have you done before.
>>2853934
I never said he wasn't.
>>2854004
Uh, congrats.
>>2854004
Follow me over here...thing.
>>2854004
You people can't *hic* beat a man that has n-nothing to *hic* lose but horrible memories!
>>2854014
Alright, I'll stop grilling you about it. In the end it is your decision, even if it is a heartbreaking one.
>>2854004
You're no match for me!
![[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 10 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000407471.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5RYFN8x.jpg "[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 10 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000407471.jpg")
>>2853979
N-no, but don't you think too many could be bad for you?
>>2854004
But I don't think you eat these all day
>>2854004
Good night.
>>2854008
Like what? deal drugs when I was lil kid? Watch my parents kill each other? Get sunshine taken away from me? Bleed out in someone's back yard wrestling matches for 20 bucks?
It's a miracle I ain't dead ye-
>>2854004
>CRUNCH
>>2854006
Sounds fun, I've never really went to any of them either.
>>2853995
Where is your friend? Is it the guy who tried to save you?
>>2853997
It would be a waste of time because I willhave to leave in a little.
>>2854000
As long as you don't act like a freak I won't be forced to kill you.
>>2854052
It's you, silly! You're my friend! Isn't it nice knowing there's at least one person here you can count on?
>>2853995
No that's not the reason, if it was I could have just ordered from someone else, it's probably just because I like to eat pizza when there's a get together, but I haven't seen the others in some time. But man you got that down to a science?
>>2854004
Awww shit, sorry man!
>>2854052
I don't act like a freak... I just think it's good to be defensive at times.
>>2854031
We've been over this! My soul gem regulates my body, it doesn't matter how much I work out or eat, my body stays the same!
>>2854049
Don't really care for crowds either. Why are you asking kid?
>>2854071
I already had a person that I could count on, myself. You're not needed.
>>2854088
Just stay that way, but you should still stop trying to talk to me. You're kinda annoying.
>>2854052
Coincidence.
I need to take a rest now.
All that shenanigans deplete my mana by a lot.
I'll be leaving now.
Subaru has the right idea, but Misato doesn't seem to think so.
Seems like those glasses won't mean much now, will they?
Hmm, I never struck Katio as the kinda man to kidnap women, I'll just go ahead and blame on the arena.
>>2854031
True enough, but they are quite addicting, I'll admit.
>>2854094
Hey Kyo, let's play the Pocky game.
>>2854120
>>2854097
I'm just curious, doubt some 3 limbed cripple is gonna get a lot of date offers..
>>2854120
Pocky Game? You mean see who can eat the most?
>>2854088
Of course I do. You're talking to a guy that spends his day doing nothing by play video games and watch anime. I have time to think of things like this.
>>2854116
I am needed. What happens if you're in danger and nobody's around that can save you? That's where I come in! I hope you know the MC never loses when he's saving his friends.
>>2854120
D-Don't you like folk music?
![[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 10 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000360887.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0G2Q16e.jpg "[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 10 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000360887.jpg")
>>2854094
Well still, isn't it a little bit of a waste
>>2854120
Just don't get too addicted or you will end up a lazy good for nothing
>>2854117
I don't care. Don't try to talk to me ever again or those threats won't stay threats.
>>2854120
Too easy. My father used to tie me up and throw in to the pool to teach me about escaping situations like this.
>>2854140
>
>>2854120
This was actually quite an interesting read. However, the fast man should have gotten more time in the spotlight. I rate Boku no Hero Academia a 9/10.
>>2854149
No! You know how I feel about wasting food. As long as it gets eaten, it's not a waste... Idiot.
>>2854143
I'm not a damsel that needs your help and you better learn that now.
>>2854140
I wasn't expecting any to begin with. Which is fine, noone would be caught dead with me out in public
>>2854177
I'll believe you for the time being, but we all get ourselves into predicaments we can't get out of every now and then. It's kind of inevitable.
NIGHT 3
Maybe Iida will finally learn his lesson.
You must tell me how it went, Kaito.
Can't say I expect that outcome, my vote was surely going to Touko
>>2854116
Yeah I've been told that, but hey how's your day?
>>2854143
God dam tracksuit, you're the broest or bros, I wish I was a little less cool so I could be as cool as you.
>>2854138
>>2854179
Oh please, I'm sure you could get some loser to go with you easily. Maybe even someone half decent~.
>>2854152
>Gut punch
>>2854196
It hurts not having any inner or outer beauty.
>>2854202
You'd have to drop more than just a little if you want to be cool like me.
Some tributes go exploring
Georgia gets a creative kill.
All the while Eggman-kun gets a clean double kill.
![[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 10 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000049978.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9xA6lR1.jpg "[AnimeCreed] Noragami - 10 [720p][BD][Dual Audio][Lucifer22].mkv_000049978.jpg")
>>2854172
but if you don't even need it then isn't it still a little bit of a waste
>>2854196
I knew the answer already, I don't know why I tried.
>>2854220
>coughs up blood
...D-does this mean I win?
>>2854120
CONFOUND THOSE BEERUS BOYS. DRIVING ME TO DRINK
>>2854227
You didn't need to brainwash me for that.
>>2854196
H-hey I'm not good at these types of things, it's too soon! It's just a friendly dinner...
>>2854223
Heh, don't sell yourself short, you're pretty cool, it's no wonder you're getting all these ladies.
>>2854227
Ho-how the heck is someone like you stronger than me?!
>>2854227
HEEEEEEEEEEELP
>>2854254
You mean all zero of them? Yeah, I sure am one hell of a player.
>>2854203
>>2854270
That nose is a cock.
>>2854265
F
>>2854235
Shut up, Yukine. If you want some just ask next time, don't whine at me for being "Wasteful".
>>2854244
Yeah, congratulations! Ready for your prize?
>She grabs her spear
>>2854274
>>2854220
Eh, won't be any skin off my back if I don't. Last thing someone needs at a dance is a partner who can't dance
Night 4
Misato really is a popular one, isn't she? Who knew she swung both ways, too.
Subaru really is a dreamchaser..
>>2854296
>>2854227
Ringabel, couldn't have let me die from anyone else? Like come on...
>>2854271
If I'm being serious you're probably more popular than I am.
>>2854303
Now that sounds funny... Maybe I should take you, just to see you stumble around.
>>2854295
Oh my, are you my prize? I don't think I can wait any longer, embrace me, Kyoko-chan!
>
That was the most wonderful slumber, Ufufufu~ Good afternoon to you all.
>>2854316
I can't help it. It's the most pleasant thing to dream about when you're in my situation.
>>2854328
Even though you're a robot jazz singer and I'm a shut-in?
>>2854338
Good after noon to you as well, demon prostitute.
>>2854328
On the bright side, at least you don't have to feel bad for dying to someone weak, that Eggman-kun is a real monster.
The Feast has arrived!
>>2854317
>>2854335
>>2854334
>She smacks you over the head with the blunt end of her spear
Stop being an idiot! You've got a game to host!
>>2854338
I had a vision of you cumming, Alamo
>>2854330
I forgot you get a kick out if my expense.
I'd take Bikko to the dance just to smoke, chill in the corner and chit chat.
Best time ever.
>>2854357
I-I SAID I WAS SORRY!!
>>2854364
Guilty. Waddya say? Maybe there'll be free food..
>>2854351
That's why you're so cool! You're so cool even though you're a shut in!
>>2854351
Oh I don't do it for the money, Darling.
>>2854362
Oh my~ Were you the one making me do so?
Friendly reminder.
>>2854358
STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2854360
R-right! I am a host, that's what hosts do..
>He shoots you a thumbs up, blood gushing from his head
>He might be dying
>>2854357
M-Misato, who knew she could pack such a punch, if I were to place my bet on a worthy victor, she's my choice.
Great work, guys! those pesky raiders stood no chance against your forces.
Touko, you dog.
Since we have a new Alma / old one came back, memeposting Alma isn't as fun as it ever was anymore
>>2854389
I honestly have no clue what you're talking about. I don't think anyone here thinks that way about me.
>>2854392
What's wrong with you? You could be making millions if you asked them to pay it forward!
>>2854395
Kawaii desu sugoi
>>2854413
>alma
>that sentence structuring
>>2854411
The endless stream of lost souls continue
>>2854411
>Sighs and starts to bandage him up.
Honestly Ringabel, you should see these things coming.
>>2854418
Ask Ringabel, he's cooler then me and would agree you're pretty cool.
>>2854387
Sure, I don't see why not. While everyone is distracted just bag up the food and bail.
>>2854482
Sweet.. I'll register us. We'll eat like royalty for a week!
>>2854411
Ah... Put a band-aid on it, you'll live. I've got stuff to do, but thanks for hosting. See ya.
>>2854476
I'm sure he'd say I'm cool out of pity. Most people would.
Hello everyone, I hope you're all having a nice day.
>>2854519
DIE
>>2854519
It's as nice as it'll get. I hope you're doing fairly well too.
>>2854527
And hello to you too Reaper.
>>2854507
Sounds like a good time. Been awhile since I've stuffed my face
