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>>48159910
>>48165641
Let's just stick to what actually matters: Personality and Powerset. We're all Jumpers who probably have a dozen ways to change their companions bodies here.
>>48165641
>Flat is Justice
No it isn't.
>>48165663
this one understands. But i would ask the harem jumpers why not both and everything in between?
>>48165641
Motherfucker Flat is lies. Massive Mammaries is the true path to justice!
It seems we have a divide present. Justiceanon your thoughts?
Are there any perks that let you do science in worlds where that science wouldn't normally work? Say, if I want to build Mass Effect relays in a jump where gravity can't be controlled by scifi pixie dust?
>>48165727
Can't you just do that with the relevant science perk?
>>48165641
>>48165676
>>48165705
>Not knowing the Thighs, Asses and Hips are the truest path to freedom.
>>48165727
If you buy a science perk then the laws of physics that allow that science perk to work are now enforced via Jump-Chan fiat.
>>48165697
As a harem jumper, I'm with you. Why not Everything?
I spend a ridiculous amount of my multiversal power and resources getting off. I've got my 100% strength self duplicate running around as a genderswapped version of myself so I don't have to gendershift just to use lady-oriented powers.
Also, you wouldn't believe the look on some people's faces when they tell you to go fuck yourself, and you do it. while forcing them to watch.
>>48165676
>>48165781
I refuse to accept advice given by someone with a proto-Tera haircut.
>>48165800
Hey, that's unfair. Don't let your dislike of him influence your opinion of all pompadours.
Darksiders.
How the shit am I supposed to decide between Drop In and Angel? They're both fucking amazing trees with fantastic capstones.
>>48165800
>Refusing to take advice from Space Dandy because of Tera.
That's like hating Charlie Chaplin for having a toothbrush mustache that hitler had.
>>48165766
Ah, you need a perk for that?
What if you can emulate conditions of that universe?
So what, unless you took a science perk then your science gadgets from other jumps are useless?
>>48165697
This is the one true path!
>>48165786
this is not the expected response.
BUT I APPROVE YOUR LIFESTYLE!
>>48165765
Breasts are what separate mankind from the animals.
Breasts are the future.
Breasts are evolution.
Breasts are the way forward.
People who prefer asses are regressive neanderthals who cling desperately to an obsolete past.
Breasts face forward, asses face backwards.
>>48165818
>>48165826
He tainted it. I will forever associate it and the people that wear it with rampant douchebaggery.
Have you ever went with a less-efficient background because you hated the flavor of one?
>>48165831
No. Things you bring with you are protected by Jump-chan fiat and are assumed to work anywhere. But new things you build aren't.
>>48165831
The ones you picked up/stole still work but you cannot make new ones yourself.
>>48165800
First off you fool, it's called a pompadour.
And secondly, bancho doesn't hold domain over them.
They were cool before he existed, they'll be cool long after our entire species is dead and the sun turns red.
When the ayys arrive at the barren dead rock that is earth in 1 billion years, they'll see the pompadour and realize:
We were like gods.
>>48165765
'tis but one half of a whole my friend.
>>48165858
Harry Potter, I went with Half-Blood over pureblood. Because pureblooda are invariably idiots and all of the most important people are Half-Bloods.
>>48165870
If you had posted this first it would have been much more compelling.
>>48165870
Hey Manyfist, what would happen if I fused two different color Lantern Rings or two different color Lanterns?
>>48165831
>Ah, you need a perk for that?
Some people say so. Some people say you can just make tech if you learn how it works. Personally, I just tend to pick up the science perks and don't worry about it.
>What if you can emulate conditions of that universe?
That'd work, of course.
>So what, unless you took a science perk then your science gadgets from other jumps are useless?
Everything you take with you still works. It's making new stuff that's somewhat 'contested'.
>>48165876
>Because pureblooda are invariably idiots
There's nothing saying that YOU have to be an idiot, your out of jump memories might help change your tune.
>>48165876
>Because pureblooda are invariably idiots
Ya know.
I wanna argue that.
But I can't.
Not even the good ones had any common sense.
Since those tips about using dark magic safely came in a couple threads ago, I've been wondering - what's the best way to drum up apologists?
I want "jumper did nothing wrong" to be an actual topic of videos and forums.
>>48165850
>Breasts are what separate mankind from the animals.
I mean, that is technically true. Breasts are something that pretty much just human females have. While strategic deposits of fat are considered secondary sexual features by lots of species, humans are the only one where those fat deposits are around the mammary gland. Look at pretty much any other mammal, they don't have them. The closest you can say is that an udder is kind of like a breast, but really that's just because the mammary gland itself is so swollen in ungulates.
>>48165866
Nah. It still looks moderately stupid, even when it's not bancho'd into ludicrous stupidity.
Your hair-waifu is shit.
>>48165926
Those kinds of perks are called "beauty" perks.
>>48165926
FF VIII gives you a fan club for 200CP.
>>48165850
But checking out someone's breasts while you two are walking in the same direction means one of you is looking backwards. Checking out her ass means you're both walking forward.
>>48165919
Inbreeding is not a good long term plan.
>>48165899
I know, but it was early in my chain and I didn't want to risk it. Or be a part of that culture.
>>48165919
The only competent purebloods in the series are Fred and George.
Which just leads me to believe Molly was getting some muggle assbon the side.
>>48165948
THIS! This anon speaks the truth!
>>48165948
It also means you're walking behind her, suggesting that either you play the role of Yamato Nadeshiko toward your waifu or you make your waifu act as your point man.
Neither of these is acceptable.
>>48165933
>>48165926
>tips about using dark magic safely
Anyone have a link?
>>48165926
YouTube Jump gives you a fanbase.
>>48165960
Fred and George were great, but they aren't completely blameless. They had the map, how come they never noticed that there was constantly another person in their brothers dorm, in his bed. Someone that doesn't even go to the school. How come they sold love poisons. Sure, they were geniuses but they lacked a lot in the common sense department.
No amount of meme magic will make retarded hair less retarded.
Jumpers!
What businesses do you own and operate regularly? Do you use them to benefit the people around you or do you use them to mercilessly troll the unsuspecting.
Tell me your tales of capitalism!
>>48165889
Fanwank it.
>>48165983
Or that you're walking behind her to check out her ass.
>>48166018
>how come they never noticed that there was constantly another person in their brothers dorm, in his bed
Maybe they just though Ronnie was into boys. How would they know he wasn't a student?
>How come they sold love poisons.
Probably worried they'd miss out on business from horny teenagers.
Hey, I never said they were morally spotless, just that they were the most competent purebloods.
>>48166030
At this point I have a General Store (Shop Deed), Two Restaurants (Los Pollos Hermanos and GELATERIA), A Health Store (Money Maker), and a Theatre (Teatro La Fenice). Most of them become chains which sell pretty much everything that can't be easily weaponized.
Does the Horcrux you can buy mutilate your soul and make you into a sociopath like making a normal one would?
>>48166118
Probably not, seeing as it's an item provided by Jumping Mechanism, not something you made by mutilating your soul.
>>48165926
Counter Strike has a perk you may find useful:
>The Fans (100CP):Whenever you take part in any kind of conflict, you gain loyal followers that cheer you on on message boards, chats, streams, and any other kind of forum or method of communication that may exist in the jump. You occasionally may get donations, ranging from small gifts to, rarely, large amount of money. You are also easily considered for induction into pro teams, or maybe sides of a war (depending on what you are doing) due to your abilities.
>>48166087
far and away the most competent, I just think they should have done better.
>>48166150
CS has way more valuable stuff than that though.
>>48166161
Faie enough.
>>48166030
Well, funny you should use that image, because I bought the biotech firm in Resident Evil that follows you between jumps. I've used it for both the "benefit the people" and "troll the unsuspecting" paths, often at the same time. You know how there are several jumps where the fate of human evolution and transhumanism and all that is the central conflict? It's good for messing with those world by making transhumanist augments ridiculously cheap so that everyone can have them. Deus Ex: Human Revolution? Here, have a treatment that makes neuropozyne permanently unnecessary. Sorry, Megan, publish or perish. Gundam SEED? Post-natal gene mods so that anyone who wants to be can have even better capabilities than a Coordinator. Sorry, though, they're keyed to the natural genome and so don't work on people who already are Coordinators. Neon Genesis Evangelion? Voluntary telepathic implants so that we can understand each other without dissolving into a sea of souls, plus immortality drugs to get at the real reason SEELE cared about it. Oh, and we've got some awesome biomechanoids of our own that anyone can pilot, NERV, if you want to stop traumatizing children.
>>48166101
I'm pretty sure Los Pollos is from Breaking Bad, but where did you get the others?
>>48166172
It's only 100 CP, though. It's easy to spare 100 CP for a fun starter perk.
>>48166145
Probably copies your soul with a link to the original. Which for some jumpers would give them 10 souls(not counting souls eaten with dark binding) Soul Eater can be a fun jump for perks.
>>48166172
Buy Mode is overpowered. It practically gives you unlimited blade works except better, because the weapons you buy aren't just projections.
>>48166183
Recettear, Breaking Bad, ARIA, Captain Planet, ARIA again.
>>48166198
I'm honestly a little disappointed that the only thing people ever care about in Soul Eater is the monster cat thing. It was some really neat stuff.
>>48166220
Thank you.
>>48166228
I also grabbed strong soul and grigori soul(sadly not enough cp to get the upgraded grigori soul or half a dozen other things I wanted)
>>48166228
I think Monster Cat is completely useless for what it's worth.
>>48166183
you can also get a bar with infinite booze from bayonetta, a farmers market kinda thing from food fight, and some sort of business from black lagoon.
>>48166228
That's how it goes for most Jumps that have a gimmick. People completely ignore everything about them except the gimmick.
>>48166118
>Soul Mutilation
I'm not sure if mutilation is the right word in this case but IIRC the jump one is still made from a torn off fragment of your real soul.
>make you into a sociopath like making a normal one would
You have that the wrong way round, the method of making a horcrux requires you to be a psychopath in the first place, so to answer that question you need to answer two others
1. Are the items and abilities directly granted by Jump-chan, or are they things your background picked up the normal way.
The answer to this is entirely up to your fanwank, but unless background you made the horcrux like a "normal" person you shouldn't start off as a psycho.
2. Does the horcrux make a non-psycho go psycho.
As covered above this is impossible to test directly, so the closest you could get is trying to make some with a horcrux into a good person, if that is impossible you can conclude that the horcrux enforces that mind set. However there is no cannon answer to this so once again up to how you wank.
>>48166030
Generally in modern and scifi jumps, I just have some supercomputers running automated trading on the stock market.
Sometimes I'll also steal it via hacking various rich assholes.
And sometimes, I even combine the two, trading stocks of companies I know are about to have a really bad day.
>>48166228
I went there just to learn soul menace
Also to give Medusa head pats but that's neither here nor there.
>>48166228
It's just what gets brought up the most.
Personally, I also like the soul-boosting stuff, and the Demon Weapons... Though without an import option, Demon Weapons lose a lot of appeal to me.
>>48166179
>NERV, if you want to stop traumatizing children.
They dont.
>>48166228
If it's any consolation I went there to become a witch and then picked up Uplift so I could make magi-tech demon tools.
>>48166228
I completely ignored it. Went Student Meister, took the anti-Madness perks, and never looked back.
>>48166385
Actually, can someone explain to me how the magic is supposed to work there? Is it just personalized stuff that's mostly elemental and based on what animal you chose?
Are there general spells anyone can learn?
>>48166385
I meant to ask, if you pay to be a Male Witch and buy Uplift, are you literally a Sorcerer, or still just a really powerful Witch?
Out of curiosity, what are some perks that let you download data/information from a computer directly into your head?
So when pomemon sun and moon come out will we get a new pokemon jump?
>>48166407
Most magic for Witches is tied to their animal theme. However there's at least two spells that any of them can use, those being Soul Protect (which conceals the appearance of their souls until they use magic), and the butt portals (though it might be Maab doing the actual magic there).
>>48166407
Also, does the Sway of Magic make people actually evil, or just make people more likely to blow shit up and generally use destructive magic with less inhibition?
>>48166439
Nope. Cross your fingers and hope you roll an 8.
>>48166439
I can't see that happening unless there are massive changes to the formula. I could see there being a slight update though.
>>48166450
Thanks.
>>48166366
Yes, obviously. But giving them the offer is a nice way to tweak their nose.
After looking at the Ship section in OT I have to ask, how is all this supposed to fit in a 25-50 meter long ship? Even the best case scenario you have 540 square feet to work with and that is overly optimistic. Is the ship bigger on the inside than it is on the outside?
>>48166228
Actually, while I talk a lot about Monster Cat basically any time I have the chance, it's more of a rebuttal to the people who argued (passionately) that it was a useless perk and shouldn't be included in the jump because it was useless. I think it's neat, therefore as a person who took the perk, I'm happy to mention it any time it has a use.
In terms of neat stuff, though, I actually have more fun with Madness Wavelength. Through research of my own wavelength, I've managed to render a fairly huge section of the bottom levels of my warehouse as non-euclidean!
It's dangerous to wander around down there.
It periodically manifests clowns.
I also picked up Excalibur while I was there, too. He's one of my drawback companions.
>>48165697
I concur! As a jumper, I can't possibly be limited to a single form!
THIS IS WHAT SHAPECHANGING IS FOR.
>>48166030
I'm not really good at capitalism. Usually I just throw up research stations and laboratories to study setting-related things and look all official. But occasionally THOSE research stations in turn sell things to people, usually when the stated goal is to upgrade setting technology levels. Then we usually run into a jRPG situation where most major breakthroughs are provided by a single superscience'd research institute.
There's generally a palpable improvement in day-to-day living, but there's only so much you can do in ten years. You gotta give people time to acclimate, after all.
>>48166469
What about the new Rotodex?
>>48166228
Personally, I just care about the Pointy Hat I got there.
...I just really, really like it, for no real reason I can discern.
>>48166436
Matrix Jump?
>>48166520
It's something new, but it's pretty much just adding some features and a personality to the Pokédex. So not really a "New Jump" level of change, but maybe an option if Quicksilver feels like changing it. Maybe you can upgrade your Pokédex for 50-100 CP.
>>48166514
>the people who argued (passionately) that it was a useless perk and shouldn't be included in the jump because it was useless
Hi
>>48166520
Isn't that just Rotom possessing a pokedex?
>>48166574
Hello.
>>48166228
For what it's worth, that's not at all what Soul Eater was for me. I don't even know what monster cat you're talking about.
Instead, I took the chance to weaponize a bunch of companions. I'd planned this from the start actually, all of the Demon Weapon companions were either AI or Shipgirls. I figured they'd be more accustomed to being, well, objects.
21 jumps later, they'd wind up as the cores of RWBY Multiweapons, getting me around the whole "Can't import existing weapons as demon weapons" business.
>>48166601
hsien-ko is a cute.
>>48166150
I just love this perk. A shame that I got it fairly late. It would have been fun to see it in places like Worm.
>Jumper destroyed the entire West Coast and killed millions!
>But he looks so cool!
>Jumper is my waifu
>More Jumper videos when?
>Guys, have you seen my Jumper action figure?>I want Jumperfags to leave
>>48166863
I can't stop reading this in Bill's voice.
>>48166228
I went the opposite and became a werewolf. Too bad Soul Eater Werewolves look ridiculous, so I mostly just have it for regen in my human form.
>>48166898
I bet the artist didn't know how to draw animals.
>>48166898
That looks more like some sort of aardvark than a werewolf
>>48166898
To be fair, everything in Soul Eater looks ridiculous.
>>48166898
What
>>48166947
Said. It would probably look more like a wolf in reality than it does in animation.
>>48166965
I don't know about the rest of you, but I always make the assumption that the jumps I go to actually look like they do in their medium.
>>48166898
Kek, I think the artist was subtlety saying fuck furries.
>>48166898
>>48166919
>>48166937
Oh, it gets better. Here's the manga version.
>>48166978
I bet sex was fun in in 8-Bit Theatre.
>>48166988
He looks like a Fraggle.
>>48166385
Another fellow Uplifted Witch here. Magic is the best. The spatial and math magic that they put out is really crazy.
>>48166947
That's kind of the point. The manga-style is really good.
>>48166885
He has a really iconic voice. For what's it worth, even if Hirsch did some really bland decisions with the ending of the series, he was a superb voice actor, giving four main characters and other minor characters so different voices.
>>48167009
>Implying I would have sex with anyone there.
>>48166988
This is why the canon Werewolf spends most of his time in human form.
>>48167024
Waifus?
Or do you assume that you look different but the setting looks like its medium?
>>48167041
To be honest with you I don't really think about sex when I imagine my adventures, anon.
>>48166971
They aren't mutually exclusive, anon.
Something can be spectacular and ridiculous at the same time.
For me, Axe Cop, 40k, and JoJo's Bizarre Adventures all strike a similar weird harmonizing tone of spectacular and ridiculous.
If you're just here for the memetic shitposts:
>Ah, you think shitposting is your ally.
>You merely adopted the shitposting.
>I was born in it, molded by it.
>I didn't see quality posting until I was already a neckbeard.
>>48167046
Well I was just making a joke, but now I'm actually curious? Do you and your companions looks bizzarely normal in cartoon worlds?
>>48166978
Eh, for me I imagine that it's a live-action version of it, so to speak.
The colors are just as bright, and things are just as weird, but they also look 'real' for lack of a better word.
>>48166988
...I'm really regretting my SE build right now.
>>48167055
Thanks anon. you're the whole package.
have a snek
>>48167072
No, we look like everyone else.
>>48167119
I want to boop that snek.
Jumpers and Jumpettes, tell me.
Have you ever taken a calculated risk. Worked out all of the odds. Only to realize - holy crap you're bad at math?
>>48167081
That'd be way too jarring and ugly for me. Lots of things look great in fiction that would look shit in reality.
>>48167146
Never tell me the odds anon.
>>48167154
Meh, to each their own. It's always interesting to hear other people's take on this kind of thing.
>>48167137
Not that anon, but what about when you bring someone from a place like Soul Eater to a place like Worm?
Do they stand out, or do they get that same sort of Reality Camouflage thing?
>>48167146
Every god damn time
>>48167146
Fate
Just everything having to do with Fate
I never watched it and thought it was just some kind of tournament with cool looking people.
I went in thinking it would be a cake walk.
>LaughingBenefactor.youfuckedup
>>48167211
Everyone always fits into the present reality.
Any good powers for making existing tech self repairing?
>>48167229
>Not being fate's favorite or seducing fate in order to help your odds.
>>48167146
I tried to use the MCU Power Stone with my Fourze Driver.
When I woke up, I had to grow my hands back.
>>48167146KAMEN RIDER SHOUJO IS BECOMING AN EVER-GROWING DISASTER.
KOTOR Anon:
Do companions you import into OT also gain Starship Piloting skills? Do those skills include how to man a turret?
What are some good perks for brainwashing yourself?
>>48167146
>>48167216
okay so I've gota sizable island full of paragon generators and the entire Rick tree from Rick and Morty as well as the cognition enhancers from Rick and Morty and I think to myself: scale them up what could possibly go wrong, and if something does go wrong you'll be smart enough to figure out what to do about it,
video related ensues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou6JNQwPWE0
>>48167247
Glorious Repairs from God of War
Godly Craftsgod from Smite
The first is an aura that repairs stuff, the second makes it so that anything you make or repair becomes auto-repairing over time.
Or you could just find some NANOMACHINES, SON.
>>48167379
Those both sound good, thank you.
>>48167372
Attitude from Power Rangers is all you need.
>>48167372
Geass from Code Geass can canonically do this.
>>48167372
Reality Marbles do something along those lines iirc, but it's a little heavy handed. More of a general personality modification.
If my Demon Weapon partner gets Sting from Worm, can they use it on themselves in weapon form?
Jumpers, what setting did you have the most funBadwrongfun or otherwiseand good times in? For me it was pic related.
>>48167633
Fuck, that is a good Zelda pic.
>>48167633
Fallout. God help me, but I had so much fun scavenging those old ruins, rebuilding civilization, and eliminating the entire Raider population of several states one warband at a time.
>>48167372
toriko, good food good fights ,spending time with my wife.there are a lot of days when I wish I had stayed
>>48167633
Shadow of the Colossus. Happened after several hundred jumps, and I took the drawback to make them extra big just to see if they posed a challenge. I used everything in my arsenal just to see the pure destructive power that I had amassed. Nukes, orbital cannons, the Force, powerful magic, ninjutsu, you name it. Hell, I even broke out my own kaiju form which I hadn't used in hundreds of years.
>>48167633
RWBY.
I spent most of it as a combination of a fully grown Spyro dragon, Shoggoth, and an NGE, Overlord and SMT Angel. The reactions alone were PRICELESS.
>>48167703
>entire raider populations
So you defeated Caeser's legion?
>>48167793
Good food can brainwash you, that is true.
>>48165858
Quite a few times. See: Super Robot Wars, Webmage and Devil Survivor 2.
>>48165926
Magnetically Apologic from X-Men just kind of..makes it happen
>>48166228
...I didn't acquire the monster cat thing.
I went full Student Meister. I do have a Grigori Soul, though.
>>48166030
Aside from the ones I actually own, thanks to AssCreed and FL I've got some contacts in industries from new worlds I jump to. So I'm assuming my actual net value and overall influence on economic signals is rather disproportionate compared to my actual holdings.
Anyway, what I usually do with my candy/fashion/gunpla/pharmaceutical/ironmongering amalgamate is leave some probability-calculating AIs in charge at the highest level, and then focus on Rube Goldberging the economy in a direction that suits my designs. Maybe America needs to undergo a little depression to put some pressure on the president. Maybe a booming economy is just what Tokyo needs to fund the new anti-kaiju armaments which are far, far less cost intensive than actual giant robots.
Well, except the Ahnerbe cafe. I just chill there.
>>48167904
>Devil Survivor 2
Why's that?
>>48167858
yes yes it caneven if I was meaning to apply to>>48167633
>>48167633
>tfw you realize Malon is a "Waifu Tier:God Arrange" individual. Pic related.
Aside from that though, I liked the One Punch Man Jump. I basically chilled with all my companions and saved people. Because at that point I was ridiculously overpowered.
>>48167703
But you'd be nerfed down to match the setting's power level so that you'd not be able to do that.
>>48167923
Everyone just ignores that rule.
>>48167922
>You forget the pic like a scrub
I wallow in this shame everyday
>>48167904
>Magnetically Apologic
Where's that? I don't see it in the jump.
>>48167923
that's why you take It as One of your first jumps after several Jumps of equivalent power
>>48167850
No, I wound up in DC. I did conquer the Pitt, and ended up tossing both Ashur and Wernhur to the Trogs.
>>48167952
>dat pic
I'll take a dozen, please.
>>48167923
You mean I'm nerfed down to the level of the Lone Wanderer, Courier Six, and the Sole Survivor? I think I'll be fine.
>>48167923
>Not playing Fallout at Max Level, which is what most of your shit would leave you at
>not being able to one-punch a Deathclaw
Plebeian dirt-farmer.
>>48167952
>>48167922
>dat pic
>>48167952
>I had to make a fresh batch myself.
Oh my~
>>48167923
Cmon. A fireball = a mini nuke.
Spamming mini nukes pretty much sets you up well. And machinery isn't nerfed.
>>48167982
See!? Malon is master race as well. Why, when I'm done getting my build ready every world I go to will be like this, beautiful bodies everywhere.
>SOON
>>48168019
I feel the need to represent flat-chest master race for the benefit of the thread.
>>48168019
Your aims are noble and you have my blessings.
>>48168019
>spoiler
Tell me more...
>>48167954
It's in the latest update, discounted for Espionage.
>>48167918
Ahem.
The Anguished One? You know, the rebel Sword of Polaris? The one who bestowed THE POWER TO FIGHT BACK on humanity only for them to squander it?
Yeah, no. I was having none of that at the time.
>>48167923
It nerfs you to the level of a protagonist. The protagonists slaughter nests of death claws, shift the course of wars, and topple organizations with the power of small nations. Pretty much single-handedly.That said, it's a stupid rule, and you're completely justified if you ignore it.
>>48168079
Marie is better than Callie.
>>48168125
All squids are for lewd anon.
![[squid intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Isef2ML.gif "[squid intensifies].gif")
>>48168153
But anon, they're also kids.
>>48168153
True but some are better than others. Which is why I said that.
The OT ship section is one of the biggest CP vampires I have ever seen. Even spending all my points in that section with the maximum amount of drawback points it is still not enough.
>>48168168
Well, they're squids now.
>>48168079
>>48168059
I plan to create a world where people can simply look and be as beautiful and as pretty as I know they are on the insideI know you know which insides I mean
Basically it's crazy levels of biological manipulation and I simply alter people, people just look better. I seek to remove the logic of "Genetic Lottery" so people can live in a world of bodacious babes and handsome men.
>>48168057
Oh please, feel no need. I am a man of many tastes and I have a fair hand. Flat boards will only look even better.
>>48168171
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
>>48168190
But what of those who are empty inside? Do they become invisible?
And what of the truly vile? Do you honestly think a makeover is going to change that?
>>48168190
A better plan is to make their appearance literally correspondent to their personality like we often stereotype it as working.
>>48168213
Oh, it'll be a slow process, I legitimately wish to help people throughout my chain. This was less of a "true world" thing and more of a "shenanigans I'm gonna get into throughout my chain".
The only way I can get rid of both, is to stand as a beacon of hope, that people can change, that people can be more than the sum of their parts. That way all my charisma and social-fu perks start functioning to help those who'll listen.
>>48168190
You are a man of justice!
>>48168057
I was going to try and persuade you to understand the appeal of flat chests using an image, but then I realized that basically all my small breast folder has in it is basically porn.
So, have an Ilya.
>>48168309
Post it anyway.
>>48168193
In this case a bad thing, lets take a look at what it would cost for a knock off of the Millennium Falcon.
Medium 50
Hidden Compartments 100
Class 0.5 200
Freight Elevator 50
Intercom 50
Escape pods 50
Turrets 400
Improved Shield deflectors 200
Total 1100 for just the basics that are definitely part of the ship, there are probably more that I am either unaware of and/or not available for purchase in the jump.
>>48168309
>have an underaged girl
You're really not helping your cause.
>>48168309
Fukken saved.
Also Prisma Illya jump when?
>>48168343
>Implying
>>48165858
I've gone with a less-efficient background because I liked the flavor of one. Does that count?
>>48165926
> what's the best way to drum up apologists?
Well ... for starters ...
> Goofy Charm [Final Fantasy 8]
> Always Good In You [Shovel Knight]
> Tolerable Antagonist [Steven Universe]
> Forgive & Forget [Saints Row]
> What I Had To Do [Generic Sugar Bowl]
> Sweetest Widdle Eyes [Generic Sugar Bowl]
> Cuteness Proximity [Generic Sugar Bowl]
... and probably others that I'm forgetting. I don't exactly have a list going on here.I collect them.
I may not be the prettiest or smartest jumper, but people sure do forgive me for some shit.
>>48168264
That was sorta the plan, the process would work towards first analyzing what they want to happen to their body, like a flat chested girl wishing for larger breasts would get that, or a boy who wants his pimples gone or some shit would lose them. The process then attempts to magnify what features they already possess. A girl with good hips would have fuller ones, ones with good breasts would end up like Malon (with an improved spine to compensate) and so on and so forth. I just want to live in a world of beautiful people.
>>48168369
Butts do not and should not look like that.
Welp, we're about to get more Steven Universe stuff.
Wakfu Anon is in for even more work.
>>48168421
I was told about this and thought it was a joke. I thought there was no way they slaved away and produced enough to do that. I'm happily mistaken.
>>48168370
At this rate, anon'll have more apologists than Garrosh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_pyF3bM6Rg
>>48168153
>All squids are for lewd
Yes we are.
>>48168380
What happens to the indecisive?
>>48168399
They do in anime land.
>>48168369
That's the worst ass I've ever seen posted in this thread. That is literally a step or two above Tera shit.
Feel ashamed of yourself.
>>48168439
don't be, this 'bomb' scheduling they've adapted is pure cancer, there'll probably be a year-long hiatus after this
>>48168448
Garrosh did everthing wrong.
What jump is the perk Dreadnaught Engineering from? I've heard it mentioned before but I'm not sure where to look.
>>48167325
Yes and yes.
>>48168332
The falcon has missiles, a tractor beam, and an anti personnel blaster.
Making your own Millennium Falcon in the OT ship section would cost at minimum. . . . 1650 Fucking Points! Not counting for any other options that either I have missed or are not available in the jump.
>>48168494
Final Fantasy XIV.
>>48168494
FFXIV, it's in the Scenarios.
Bon voyage.
>>48168478
Wait, hold up, are you trolling?
Are you actually trolling at this point?
>>48168501
Any thoughts on
>>48168332
>>48168510
?
>>48168510
There is nothing stopping you to illegally install more stuff into and onto your ship.
>>48168421
> Episode 1: Crying
> Episode 2: Crying
> Episode 3: Song
> Episode 4: Song
> Episode 5: Crying
> Episode 6: A story about lesbian rocks
> Episode 7: Crying while singing
> Episode 8: Garnet totally fucks up some shit
> Episode 9: CryingI kid, I really do love Steven Universe.
>>48168483
I actually wish they'd space things out better.
The days of coherent TV scheduling are dead.
But I'll still enjoy the explosion of content while it lasts, even if there won't be a lot left afterwards.
>>48168494
FFXIV, but it is not a perk, it's a scenario option.
>>48168474
The process automatically conforms to a standard "hey you got an average everything" which would still make them absurdly handsome or pretty to even todays standards. The goal was to emulate anime-like waifu/husbando material physiques and simply hand it out. People with Malon's physique would be a norm.
>>48168489
But there is one good point - without Thrall, he'd have never been in a position to do it.
Garrosh isn't innocent by any means, but knowing the kind of Orc he was, it was inevitable.
>>48168421
Calling it now.
SU is going to have power creep.
And the Wakfu Anon will cry.
>>48168577
When is Wakfu not crying.
Fairy Tail, Wakfu Season 3, the SHOW ABOUT LEGO NINJAS.
>>48168534
>>48168510
>>48168332
You can always upgrade your ship during and after the jump. In fact I encourage you to since I explicitly put in a note explaining that any modifications you make to the vessel are retained and that your ship can never be permanently destroyed.
>>48168611Battleborn
>>48168611
Lego ninja show shares a universe with dozens of other lego worlds including bionicle and chima. Its different.
>>48168618
So future modifications you make to it are also protected by fiat?
Is there a perk for automated training?
Like, your conscious mind goes to sleep while your body trains on it's own kinda shit.
>>48168632
Get rekt nerd.
>>48168538
And then there's Episode 10:Gem Instrumentality
That's the best part! At this rate, the clear endgame for the series is for the intermingling of gem-human fusion to increase exponentially, until everything between Earth and the Gem Homeworld becomes a literalSteven Universe
>>48168638
And even in-universe it went from "fight skeletons" to "giant snake thing that turned the BBEG into the BBEG in the first place" to "robot apocalypse" to "guy with a staff that steals powers and uses dark magic" to "ghosts with Devil Fruit weaknesses" to "genie with a sword that steals souls if he tricks people into making the wrong wish."
>>48168659
theres one from master of magic I believe, not to mention several others from other jumps I can't remember.
>>48168642
Yes, go crazy. Shove as much Borg, Necron, Reaper, Atlantian, Apocalyptian and whatever other crazy tech you want in there.
>>48168618
>>48161399
>>You could easily just add that yourself
>So are you saying that it's a legit wank/interpretation to claim that the weapons you buy are integrated into your Mando armor?
From the last thread.
>>48168659
Yes, from Master of Magic:
>The Weight of the Years (0 CP):You might be here for a long time. Could get dull at times. What this ability allows you to do is to put yourself on autopilot. Your autopilot self won’t be quite as capable as you are, but can handle routine with no problem at all. You can set conditions, or a length of time, at which the autopilot will end. e.g. “Until I finish mastering this spell, or someone attacks my empire, or a year has passed.” You will not be consciously aware of the time passing during this period, but can access knowledge gained during the time (subject to the normal decay of memory; the ability does not inherently grant perfect recall unless you have that from elsewhere). If you do not explicitly set a different time limit condition, your autopilot will not last more than one year before bringing you back to reality; it will also always end if you are (personally) attacked.
>>48168670
>Literal Steven Universe
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>>48168659
tHERE IS ONE IN THE HEIST JUMP
>>48168697
Congratulations, you have just made an ACU import option better than the Light of Terra or the Jurian Treeship. That wasn't sarcasm I am in love with this idea.
>>48168661
Can I just say much Roadhog's stomach disturbs me? He's got a belly button the size of the other characters' (with the exception of Reinhardt, Winston and Bastion) heads. That's not a feature that stretches significantly as the torso expands with fat, so why does it look like that? Is it cancer? I know that Australia is supposed to have a lot of problems with radiation in Overwatch due to a destroyed Omnium, sort of a Mad Max situation. So is Roadhog's navel actually some grotesque tumor?
>>48168707
>(subject to the normal decay of memory; the ability does not inherently grant perfect recall unless you have that from elsewhere)
Speaking of this, is there a perfect recall perk that only works on /skills/?
Having a perfect photographic memory seems like it would be hellish. Imagine being able to recall every single embarrassing moment ever, perfectly, thousands of years later.
>>48168705
That's not what I meant. I was trying to say that you could buy, make or steal a wrist mounted weapon during your time in the jump.
>>48168780
Can't remember their names, but there's one in Sword Art Online. and in Modern Action Hero.
>>48168780
It's really not that big a deal, unless you're a huge coward and a loser.
>>48168780
There are a lot of them for that, here is a good one from Sword Art Online:
Like Riding a Bike (300): Your skills never deteriorate. Ever. Not for any reason, but especially not disuse. Further, you can easily adapt them to new circumstances: recreate your favorite spell in a different Jump’s magic system, translate your sword style to hand to hand, etc.
>>48168697
Well now. . . I now have a base to build my super weapon on.
>>48168771
>slander
Roadhog best girl.
>>48168707
Isn't that basically what fucked over Adam Sandler in Click?
>>48168697
So...let's say I use the ship as the core of of a Death Star...that will now follow me between jumps?
>>48168900
Yes, but any jumper worth their salt has a time chamber of some kind to render that a non issue.
>>48168661
How tall is Tracer?
Some of these people have got to be like 8–9 feet tall.
>>48168900
I thought that was Christopher Walken.
>>48168922
She's a spinner, god bless her.
What does Minmaxer do when you have a perk like Waveform Anatomy?
>>48168922
Mercy and Pharah you can blame their jetpacks / wings for their height. Roadhog and Reinhardt are freaks of nature.
>>48168707
Can I use that to get around being conscious in the OT drawback where you're frozen in Carbonite
>>48168618
>>48168784
>Want all spy tree
>Want all bounty hunter tree
>Want FORCE
>Want lighsaber
>Want mandalorian
>Want pet Rancor
>Want knock-off Rogue Shadow
>Not enough CP
>NEVER ENOUGH CP
It hurts, yet it feels good. Why? Why does the pain feels so good.hElP mEeeEe.
*clears throat*
Anyways, about the 600 drawback: besides the chages stated in the text, how much else do the Empire's policies change with Sidious gone?
And, does the 'disturbance in the force' thing mean Vader and Luke will outright consider you an enemy regardless, or are they willing to leave you be/accept you as a subordinate?
>>48169017
>*clears throat*
kill yourself
>>48168905
I don't think you really understand the word, modification.Installing planet destroying lasers or using nanotech to let your ship eat other vehicles would be fine though.
>>48168986
>You will be fully aware of everything that’s going on while your frozen but any attempts to escape or use any powers you may possess will fail.
>use any powers you may possess will fail.
No.
>>48169017
>how much else do the Empire's policies change with Sidious gone?
Fanwank.
>does the 'disturbance in the force' thing mean Vader and Luke will outright consider you an enemy regardless
Yes, it would be easy mode otherwise.
>>48169091
But continuously upgrading it to make it bigger, better, and more advanced over time would work right?
>>48169091
>Fanwank
Do we fanwank whether Luke is full-on cackling evil, too?
>>48168421
I can see it now
>Steven:WHY? Why have you done this Yellow Diamond?
>Yellow Diamond:You needed worthy opponents
Then all the dots come together and we reach full circle.
