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>>47651354
Jumpers!
What are your titles?The Saint of Stars
Unrelated to anything of any consequence, here's some writefagging of my Merc Build. People seemed moderately amused by the previous one.
http://pastebin.com/dWbVS5s4
https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/22490524/
>>47662405
"That Son a Bitch"
>>47662405
The Skellyton Kid, Overlord of Bel, Master of Android Heaven, and That Insane Bastard.
JC Ho do i become the Bone of my Sword? Besides bootleging a reality marvel.
So far i have
Weapon magic-Undertale
That one spell-Fable
Darkslayer style-DMC
Bloodthirsty blades- InFamous
Can triple numbers with Plum Juggler's Requiem Divide
Also, Maximum possible number of magic circuits in Fate?
Can we make more with jumper bullshit?
>>47662405
Archon.
The Laughing Tyrant.
Arch-Mage of the Far Realms.
That fucking faggot.
>>47662405
banchô, Grand Master of the Forge, Capt., Divine Chancellor, devious rat bastard, planetary governor, the devil,M.D., Surgeon General,
>>47662529
Tsubame Gaeshi from Wuxia
>>47662405
Neufeu, Vielia, That Damned Fox, Feminine Familial Nouns of Various Kinship Degrees, Shut Up Malk, and J.
Most of my companion's use J, or the Familials.
I also stol-borrowed Lisa's name when I joined the Russian mob.
>>47662405
Prince of Doom, The Singing Blood Alchemist, Exalted Traveler, various noble/governmental titles (Duke, Viceroy, Overseer, etc.)
I've got a question for anyone that knows D&D. Everything I've read says that Sorcs are gimped when it comes to how many spells they can learn. They only get them when they level and they can't learn them otherwise.
Is there a way around this or is that the no bullshit no fix tradeoff for D&D spontaneous casters?
>>47662405
Scaredy Cat
I, Me and Warehouse
>>47662405
Saint-Kaiser Nachtkrapp Belkan Emperor, Founder of the External Magic Circle Systems, & Dark Nanoha (Nanoha Jump), The FOE (Overlord Game), Dark Lord Magus (Harry Potter), The Other Enemy of All Who Live (Slayers), Anomalous Entity Eighteen (SCP), The Free Will (Metal Gear Solid), and many others.
>>47662653
There are some feats that allow a sorcerer to learn new spells, so It's possible, just time consuming.
>>47662653
Overlord (anime) Dark Wisdom perk.
>>47662653
Neverwinter says spontaneous casters can learn them, just slower.
>>47662653
Actually a spell-caster can learn magic outside leveling up through self-study by basically committing tons of time to working on that. Sorcerers in fluff are freaking scary because they can learn from Wizard tomes as easily as a Wizard and still have their insanely flexible style. This is supported in the system, I think, however I've never read the rule in question. Give me a minute.
>>47662740
No? Sorcerers can use scrolls, but that's it when it come to using a Wizard's spells.
>>47662774
>>47662653
Found it! I was wrong about it allowing more than the allotted amount, however it's cool that you can get access to some pretty exotic spells as long as they're Arcane. Sorry, I couldn't help with your problem.
[The sorcerer's] new spells can be common spells chosen from the sorcerer/wizard spell list (pg 192), or they can be unusual spells that the sorcerer has gained some understanding of by study. For example, a sorcerer with a scroll or spellbook detailing an unusual sorcerer/wizard spell (one not on the sorcerer/wizard spell list in this book) could select that spell as one of his new spells for attaining a new level, provided that it is of the right spell level. (PHB 3.5 pg 52)
>>47662405
The Wandering Mockery, He Sleeps Outside, Just The Wind, No-Cages, Nobody, Sylph of Breath, Nerevarine, Little Road, Saint on the Streets, Monster in the Sheets, Kenderguardianer, Elementalist, Storm Dragon, Fair for the Farm, Rat King, The Wire Daemon, Captain Inportent, The Oracle Bearing Kerykeion, and Pipe-Smith.
What's a good order to do the Fate jumps in, as in low to high power scaling?
Why don't we have a Ben 10 jump?
Too overpowered?
>>47662919
it's been claimed and it's been W IP for quite a while
>>47662919
Professor Paradox is working on it.
Jumpers, how many Power Rings do you have and what colors are they?
>>47662405
Mr. Bones
>>47662916
You mean fate and extra? Doesn't matter, unless you take CCC or get a bad war roll. It's all bullshit from here.
>>47662985
None. Chucked mine into a lake and ignored the call to the lantern corp during the jump. Nobody has time for that.
>>47662985
Umm 2 I think. Ring of erlu and a ring enchanted out the ass with every buff I could slap on it with a mini dog talisman embedded in it.
>>47662985
I imported the shard as a SACU and uploaded it with the Alpha lantern blueprints, plus I filled a Terraria world with 40 paragon resource generators and my ACU has the dark star generator, so as many as I want but they're all green.
>>47662985
1, and it's Violet.
>>47663042
SACU? What is that?
>>47662985
One. Through I made copies to work for others. Having a central battery is much more useful through.
>>47663052
support armored command unit from supreme commander
>>47662405
Progenitor, Demon, Unseen mountain, Secret keeper,
>>47662405
Chicken Chaser.
>>47663092
If this was LoZ you are a madman
>>47663104
Fable.
I was expecting this answer to come up sooner, but I guess it's just me and Manyfist that like Fable.
>>47663118
Nah, Fable is great. Albion is a fantastic playground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOIjmLw0iQc
>>47663118
Fable was pretty great, 2 was okay and three kinda sucked. The jump is unfortunately kind of forgettable, not being set during any interesting point in the setting.
>>47663176
I agree on the jump, but I only partially agree on the games. The second was my favorite, followed by the first. The third would have been okay, but the way it railroads the ending is just obnoxious.
Shame about Lionhead going under, though.
>>47663176
This.
>>47662405
Mr. Mrs. Sir Knight Lord Lady Fairy Prince Kentucky Fried Flying Rocket Rocketeering Ravishing Rez Monster Monk Super Silver One Punch President Mayor Doctor Chief Parker Master Champion Coach Professor General Honorary Leftenant Bachelor Barbarian Pirate Ex Husband and Former Father Captain Jumper
>>47662405
I tend to try to work behind the scenes, so I don't get quite as many titles as some jumpers. Gunnm ended up getting the title of Oroboros because of my mutations and regen. Which was worth a chuckle with Jormangandr once we got our memories back.
Van Hellsing ended up titled as Uriel by the remnants of the Church, had taken All is Lost and Rebellion, the city ended up getting renamed to Eden after we took it in the name of humanity.
Most recently Naruto ended up with me titled as the Heretic of the Mist. Was running around claiming Anubis was the eighth sword of the mist, created to bring an end to them. Because I was bored, Mist was the home of my background, and Mist hated my guts.
Also there's always Page of Life and a few others, but those were more job titles.
>>47663207
Fair enough, pretty much my only problem with two was disliking the lack of armour and being annoyed with some of the magically cut scene ineptitude.
>>47662405
I also wanted Fairy Wish Prince, but Jumpchan wouldn't let me ste-borrow it.
>>47662405
The Empyrean Abyss, He Who Holds Evil In Thrall, The Kaleidoscope of Form and Nothingness, Page of Void, Herald of Order, Savenger, Ironmonger, the God-Machine, the True Godslayer, the Forsaken One, Chosen of the Lady, the Profaned Lilac Flame, Marduk the Redeemed, the Perfected Cycle of Genocide, the Judgement of God, The Dragon Never Born, the Technomessiah, the Lord of Stasis, the Demonbinder, Kingmaker, the End of All Hubris, the Thousandfold Oracle, The Crownless King in Exile, the Titan's Samaritan, the Preserver, the Prodigal Son, Despair's Champion, Uncaped Baldy,Onii-chan: Protector of Smiles (DON'T EVEN ASK), Anon.
>>47662529
Set your Origin in Kara no Kyoukai to Sword.Unknown to death, nor known to life
Then spec in Projection and Reinforcement magic as your Thaumaturgic Focus in Fate jump, or acquire a high rank in HSDW/an EX ranked Noble Phantasm that does something similar to Unlimited Blade Works if you're willing to be a Servant.
>>47662985
Enough.
We don't take any truck with those damn colours. Our rings run on a mixture of dark, strange and anti-matters sealed in a 12-D metastructural nullspace reactor.
Better output for greater stability, what's not to like?
>>47663207
I hear EA is working on a new one.
>>47663271
>Onii-chan: Protector of Smiles
I have to ask why?
>>47663273
KHORNE GIVE ME STRENGTH
>>47663252
*Magical
>>47663273
>EA
>>47662405
Samildanach (Old Gaelic for "master of all arts")
Can anyone think of a way to companion a monster hunter wyvern without marrying it?
Tryin' this again!
The DLC is halfway done, childrun!
Gonna work on the Courts and the showdown in the throne room and it'll be complete!
http://pastebin.com/8G1PQKAq
also
>1,Hey digger is the DLC scenario you posted last time going to happen before or after part one? I have a lot of plans in part one that are kind of dependent on whether or not I have my abilities and equipment, like using the conspiracy board from killing bites to take down foundation X
2.How badly would it screwup Ankh if I cast cure serious wounds and other healing magics on Shingo Izumi to help him get better?
3.I should heal Date and give him the money for the school right?
4.giving Shintaro Goto a Green Lantern ring and telling him it's a new miniaturized rider belt is a good idea right?
1. DLCs will take place during their respective shows or during the 'downtime' between shows(i.e there is a year between plots and the plots take a year to resolve so for example, Mad King would take place somewhere near episode 11 or so of Kamen Rider OOO)
2. Not very badly, you just would have to find some way of him interacting with others as not a hand
3. Nnno. Well you can. But Date is a pretty big part of helping both Goto and Eiji awaken their desires, and he's a bro none the less.
4. I think for the same reasons that Kougami thought Goto wasn't suited for the Birth Belt, he's not too ready for the Lantern Rings. He doesn't have the willpower or strength of self to handle it yet.
>>47663411
Summon it into Highschool DxD with NGNL summoning. Then use one of your Devil Pieces from DxD on it.
>>47663288
Well, I don't know the particulars, but a long time ago, he almost got bribed by some shiny pimp to off a bunch of little girls for a charisma perk.
I told him that was weak sauce bitch shit, and he saved them instead.
Black Bullet is definitely one place to get that title.
https://youtu.be/tYzMYcUty6s
>>47663452
NGNL?
>>47663469
No Game No Life, I think.
>>47663474
>>47663452
Thank you both. Time to get my plague dragon.
>>47663450
1. Damn I was hoping for a LoT style schedule where they happen afterwords rather than during the 10 years since I'm going to need that time to destroy foundation X
2. Okay so brain-dead vat grown clone body it is.
3. Good point, it can wait until that mess is sorted out, also that was a spoiler which is why I spoiled it.
4, very good point but I have to figure out something for him, Dr. Beetle doesn't let people who just want to save the world go powerless. Maybe something simple like a dung beetle mosaic organ, he is definitely not going to be Kamen Rider eldritch
>>47662653
There's a whole bunch of ways for sorcerers to know more spells. Knowstones, Runestaves, Drake Helms, Dragonpacts, various prestige classes and feats and of course scrolls, wands and staves.
The drawback in actual play is that all of them are significantly more expensive than a wizard just scribing a new spell into his spellbook.
This doesn't really affect a jumper who is not bound by level-appropriate wealth and other balance concerns.
Aside from that the only benefit wizards have is that they get better alternative class features and access to some exlusive prestige classes and feats, but sorcerers get their own unique stuff so it balances out.
>>47662405
Somebody
>>47663450
Darnit Digger, I'm going to have to go through hell for this. The Station of the Alchemists appeals to me, and the Banner will probably be my other purchase. Speaking of which, does the Banner apply to you as well, and would it work on duplicates of you produced by the insect combo?
>>47663173
>The rabbit whines about being called cute like it's racial slang.
What the fuck is this horseshit?
>>47663643
Furries.
>>47663640
It would work on the duplicates, but not yourself, unless you do something like have a birds eye view or third person camera
It basically is line of sight, if you have a way of modifying that sight to include yourself than it'll work
>>47663173
>More Southern stereotypes in an anti-stereotype movie.
Smells like hypocrisy.
>>47663450
>>47663687
also
1. I've been watching the movies and the power levels don't add up, is this something we could expect to be able to use it in jump or is that part of why you said the movies weren't Cannon?
2. Are there going to be other opportunities for oil points later and if so could they be spent in this section?
>>47663411
They're animals, why do you need to companion them?
>>47663640
>>47663687
friendly reminder you can get such a viewpoint in the dead rising gauntlet
>>47663707
Boosted her intellect too high. Shagaru magala are pretty damn smart already and my resident evil stuff shot her way over human.
>>47662405
Hey, you.
>>47663695
Does any one expect furries to /not/ typecast?
It's kind of what they're for...
>>47663450
>Have to pick between claiming the Throne or getting the Station of Alchemists
I both thank and damn you for this painful choice, Digger.
>>47663781
The point is that this movie is supposed to be AGAINST doing that sort of thing. Yet they are guilty.
>>47663698
1. ??? This is definitely part of why the movies aren't canon quite yet, I gotta figure it out. Edits to the jump are forthcoming
2. Yes, and Yes. I'm trying to figure out if I should have Slaying the knights of Lucre give out RP or instead give a unique artifact , and you will get +500 for slaying the king no matter what route you get.
>>47662985
i combined all 7 colours and white/black in to the kaleido-ring
>>47663173
>>47663643
>>47663674
>>47663695
>>47663781
>>47663787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nMmC3YvR6M
>>47663787
That's what I'm saying.
They used furries as a medium to defy stereotypes.
It's like trying to dig a hole in water.(Unfrozen, ya pedants. Let it go.)
>>47662529
Reality marble from Tsukihime. But why would you want to be swords when you could be beasts?
>>47663773
if her mind exists because of you you basically created her, things you created are automatically companions,
>>47663789
1. That's fair
2. That's good to hear, like>>47663785 the station of the alchemists is something I strongly desire. And I suppose I could use meta-knowledge to find and destroy the heads of foundation X, it would just be a lot tougher, pick related she is going to get wrecked and not in the sexy way in the her car is going to have its brakes cut way
>>47663857
Bwa ha ha ha!
>>47663877
yes
So checking the upload folder it seems the Mage jump has been put in with the corrections asked for in the previous thread where it was posted. If the jumpmaker shows up, would you consider removing the Arcana limitations in regards to being stuck at three 5's? By your own admission it's due to White Wolf's strange and arbitary restrictions, which is not a real reason to carry them over in the jump. Note that I am NOT saying to remove the gnosis cap at 5 nor am I saying to get rid of the arcana capped at gnosis. Just when scrolling down and wondering why the limitation is to find the answer as "Because White Wolf implemented strange and arbitrary restrictions that’s why!" is rather irritating to say the least. With enough time it stands to reason one could raise their arcana ratings, even with the...equally strange limitation of restricting growth by half in future jumps. Which itself is never explained. Please explain your reasoning for that as well.
>>47663877
>not buying both
Weak anon
Begun work on Noumenon. Making perks connected to each roomnand denizen so there's a lot on my plate. Due to the nature of the setting the perks will be particularly unique.
I'm thinking of utilizing a similar system to drawbacks called Curses that will be optional for each perk. Not sure if I'll have Curses remain permanent or not but I know taking them will discount the perks. Most likely going to be a Gauntlet jump.
>>47663265
HA HA HA I CAN'T UNSEE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l4ooX0ZZlk
>>47663899
Not the author but by my understanding Gnosis 5 was due to Archmastery and similar silliness, while the Arcana restrictions were kept so choosing what to specialize in would be meaningful. Unlike Vampire and Changeling Mage gets exponentially stronger past six instead of linearly. Believe the note was more about the reason for those precise levels of Arcana instead of why they're limited in general. Can go poke the maker though.
>>47663885
Thats a house rule i don't use because i would have too many companions to count.
>>47663885
>if her mind exists because of you you basically created her, things you created are automatically companions,
That's not how that works you gibbering assmonger.
>>47664176
I understand the reason behind capping Gnosis at 5. The question itself is why keep in the strange and arbitrary Gnosis 5 limits on arcana mastery. I.e. 5/5/5/4/4/3/3/3/2/2 when there is no actual reason than because white wolf said so?
>>47663773
Do note that >>47663885 is technically correct, though the official ruling is (paraphrased) "I'm not going to make a ruling because it'll make people mad no matter what I say", so it's up to you.
>>47662405
Jumper.
>>47664216
Because you can't do everything.
>>47663857
Why can't we buy some Night Howler? That's a pretty flower.
>>47663857
>>47664461
What bothers me is how with all these doctors in this movie nobody botherred to run a toxicology report on the crazy animals.
Nobody.
How stupid are these people (loosely used)? I mean it is standard practice.
>>47664461
Looks like the batman fear toxin flower to me.
>>47664593
They were so racist against predators they didn't think there was a point.
Also I'm curious how omnivores are treated. We see a pig girl and she's treated normal so omnivores must be treated like herbivores, right? That or the creators don't know shit about pigs.
>>47664593
Maybe diagnoses are shit in this world because everyone's biology is different.
>>47664024
http://pastebin.com/jwswGEwK
Current tiny taste of Noumenon perks.
>>47663899
Why didn't that guy post it here?
>>47665048
He did. Like, two threads ago.
>>47665075
Not the update.
>>47665048
What are you talking about?
>>47665048
>>47665081
Because Spacebattles.
>>47665048
Probably the same deal as the Coiling Dragon update after I gave Bramastra a wall of text of issues I had with the jump. I don't think they realize posting it isn't a "Okay, this exists, please keep track of the drive if you wanna see the updates." thing, but a "Post it every time you change something so people know." thing.
>>47662405
That insane bastard, Best Actor in Hollywood, Half-breed Freak(Do insults count as titles?), Jojo, The Flesh Alchemist, Best Friend, Bai-Hu, The Hunter, Gnaiih Y-Gof'nn(actual R'lyehian), The Tallest, Man-Witch, God of Illusions, Hurricane, Living Inferno, Prime, Mad Scientist, The Golden Knight
I got a lot more, but I don't feel like listing more than this.
>>47662985
I only bothered to grab a Blue Lantern Ring. Yes I know they are gimped as fuck without a Green Ring due to bad writing. I don't care, I want to spread Hope.
>>47663695
Southern Dude is a bully to the Rabbit when they are kids. She meets him again as an adult, he's a nice polite man who apologizes for his actions as a child, and legitimately means it.
>>47664024
Permanent drawbacks won't be taken well.
>>47664024
>>47664753
This guy >>47665113 is right. Look at Gunnerkrigg Court and its capstone enhancers with permanent drawbacks.
They're pretty much regarded as traps. Putting a permanent drawback on a perk to discount it seems... worse. And they seem pretty bad too, from my look at what you have now.
I'd advise to just have them for the jump only.
>>47664024
>>47664753
>>47665191
Oh. That said, the perks look fun. I'm not sure what Noumenon is through.
>>47665191
>Look at Gunnerkrigg Court and its capstone enhancers with permanent drawbacks.
>They're pretty much regarded as traps
Can confirm.
I have a shapeshift heavy build and I won't go near the GC enhanced capstones. Some people have come up with ways that sound like they might overcome them, but the drawbacks are just too steep for what they offer.
I'm cool with a Tenchi Muyo Pick One And Only One style capstone, but permanent drawbacks are a hard no-go for me.
>>47665238
No one is sure what Noumenon is. The fact that this anon claims to understand Noumenon well enough to make a jump out of it has me somewhat frightened of him.
>>47665265
I makes me think of Numemon, the shit digimon.
>>47665191
Not him and although I do agree I feel as if we have come up with ways to get around the ones in that jump.
>>47665254
That's why I won't take any of the supernatural options in WoD jumps. All of them are traps of one form or another and the power they offer isn't unique enough to warrant fucking with them.
>>47663857
>The shit about night howlers being harmless before being processed
Did he watch the fucking movie? Just eating the plant makes you go Feral temporarily, it happened to Judy's Uncle.
>Nick wild denied service because he a predator.
It was because he's a Fox you dumb shit. There is racism between Predators/prey yes, but there is also racism between specific species.
>The entire police force shoehoring.
Most of the police force is predators! It's nothing like the black lives matter stuff you complete and utter fucking nincompoop.
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Jesus fuck. What the hell is wrong with the guy? Not only is he reading too far into a movie, but he's outright wrong at several points just to try and fit it into his theory.
>>47665281
>Numemon
You're thinking of Sukamon,Numemon is a slug digimon,Sukamon is pick related.
>>47665285
>Not him and although I do agree I feel as if we have come up with ways to get around the ones in that jump.
Well, some people have posted work arounds. I'm not completely sold they're as solid as those people think they are.
Like alot of things, you can't assume that because you've got a few posts agreeing with you that you have consensus.
I'm not going to try to rule on someone elses jump tho.
>>47665289
Even post-jump? Do you assume being turned into a vampire kills your soul forever ever, too?
>>47665265
...That doesn't help. I meant that I literally have never heard of it before, not that I don't understand it.
>>47665285
Aside from the Shapeshifter one (and that one seemed shaky to me), that's news to me. But sure. It still isn't liked.
>>47665316
It pissed me off that he thinks the BLM movement is a legitimate protest group too, they spend most of their time attacking politicians, trying to interfere with due process, and blockading roads rather than trying to actually improve anyone's life or deal with social ills.
>>47665289
Eh, vampire doesn't seem so bad with the post-jump removal of drawbacks.
Changeling is still sort of horrible, yeah.
>>47665347
Fine, spoil my fun. Noumenon is ostensibly an RPG, but the setting is so odd and the formatting of the book so confusing that I'm not sure if anyone has ever successfully played it.
>>47665316
"Outright wrong at several points just to try and fit it into his theory" is Matt Pat's middle name.
>>47665344
>>47665370
The Vampire-specific jumps aren't as bad as Changeling, I'll admit. However, I still don't think that they offer enough to be worth the cost.
>>47665373
Alright, well, thanks. If it makes you feel better, I still have no real clue what it's about.
>>47662405
Seven, Angel, Helm, Seraph, Run Away, Jurai's Most Wanted, Slyph of Life, Traitor, Captain, Mon'keigh,The Problem, Loser Lumen, Dojo Cleaner, Sburb Hater, Fluffy
>>47665386
It still fucking enraged me.
>>47665409
Thats not Justice
>>47665409
Yeah, his stuff always gets dumb when he tries to tie it to something in the real world. He's best when he's analyzing lore, that tends to be entertaining. He's also good when he's thinking about the logistics of a concept rather than trying to directly relate it to something real. Like that time he did a two parter on the best ways to survive the Hunger Games and kept making jokes about the most efficient means of murdering children.
>>47665409
Yeah, but to be fair everything enrages you. Being enraged enrages you, being calm enrages you, entropy enrages you, prepetuity enrages you.
You're very enragey.
>>47665456
Your face isn't justice.
>>47665512
No but her titties surely are.
>>47663857
>notimmersiveenough/1010r
>>47665409
With all that mad I hope you've been making your builds to channel it.
Otherwise its just going to waste.
>>47665582
>>47665508
I do have rage issues, this is true.
I also have a Mantra Reactor that runs on Rage. I think I have a couple other perks that take advantage of my Rage, and focus it in a better direction.
>>47662529
There's also Sword Birth from Highschool DxD, and if you really wanted to, you could go for the Reborn jump and get some flames to let you make swords from elements that you can control. There's also Ice Make from Fairy Tail which has pic related.
>>47665409
Tvtropes has a Critical Research Failure page just for Matt Pat's work.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/CriticalResearchFailure/GameTheoryWebShow
>>47665641
That's pretty embarassing.
When TVTropes can call you out on your shit, you should really reevalute your life.
>>47665529That's a low blow, anon.
>>47662630
I get that Neufeu is a wakfu divine title pun, but I can't into french. I hate to be the person to ask this, but can anyone explain the joke for my tiny brain?
>>47665686Fast BBs a shit. Go big or go home.
>>47665686
Go home anon
>>47665361
They provide a valuable public service by speeding the american higher education system to rock bottom at an accelerated rate, because we know none of that mess is getting fixed until it hits critical derp.
>>47665918
I thought that was Common Core?
>>47665972
It is such an important goal that there are many working towards it.
How do I become the puppet wizard?
>>47665972
I thought it was the student loans system.
>>47665692
Neuf feu.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=neuf+feu+English+translation
They are supposed to be /bad/ puns, and I honestly coaldn't think up anything better than that. Still, it fuels my imagination.
Divine titles include; The Dancing Disaster, The Bright Path, Mistress of Mistakes, and The Burning Embarrassment.
I'm still working on the commandments, but they include things such as needing to brush one's tail, and remain smoking hot.
When the grooves are hot, combust a move.
Use indirect heat when cooking large portions.
Failing to plan is planning to fail, and both are fine if you have fun with it.
Lay sick burns upon your enemies.
Kindle your love, and warm their hearts.
If an idea is catching, fan the flames. Especially bad ideas.
Always serve revenge in large portions.
I'm open to suggestions, if anyone is interested.
>>47666128
That one is just greed.
>>47666128
I thought it was no child left behind.
>>47666147
I'm not seeing an answer to anon's question.
>>47665373
Ran it once. It ended in the nowhere with a tpk.
>>47666196
It's right at the top of the post.
Can't miss it.
>>47666223
All I see is a link, which isn't an actual answer.
>>47666196
I saw it.
>>47666147
That... that's really bad.I could totally see it as a wakfu.
>>47666208
Also after review I think I'll keep the curses in-jump.
>>47666232
Well, it seems like a moot point after >>47666255 , but just for you. The pun lies in the phonetic symmetry of Neuf, meaning nine, and Feu, meaning fire. It also encompasses my nature as a kitsune, which is a bit of a running theme for my jumper since PMD.
That last part was not immediately obvious, and I can't blame you for missing it.
Have a thematically appropriate Billy Joel song by way of apology.
http://youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g
>>47666077
Nobody knows what that is.
>>47666077
I have read every jump, tell me more about the puppet wizard and I shall help you gain his power
>>47662405
That Guy From Mistral.
Alternatively, That Kid From Fortree or That Guy With The Cloud Bird.
>>47662405
Burt.
>>47666997
Burt?
>>47667032
did you start your chain in generic children's television jump or something?
>>47667032
Bert?!
>>47667080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBXrogB8L08
>>47666546
If wakfus look like their gods, what do Neufeus look like?I'm not just trying to bait you into posting more fluffy, so... yeah...
Got a little question concerning something I've been meaning to create in terms of magic.
How likely is it that I could replicate the mechanisms of the Gate of Babylon? Without becoming a servant myself. I wish to figure out a way to create a mini dimension that I can shove weapons and stuff into so that I can shoot them out at ballistic speeds and stuff and reclaim them afterwards. Assuming I have level 100 Overlord magic, Thousand Masters perk from Negima! and Magic Manipulation from Demon King Daimou and other magic perks, how likely am I to attain a rough equivalent?
>>47662405
Various titles - Mayor, Lord, Sire, Prince, Commander, General, Captain.
More unique ones - The Ninefold Vortex, Lord Alchemist, Forgotten One, Syko Magir, Redeemer.
A whole raft of expletives.
And of course, The Jumper.For some reason the guys in Worm (take a drink) refused to use my actual name when referring to me, even though since they had my file they definitely knew it. Probably thought it would humanise me or something.
>>47667313
You've already got a butt-load of magical power behind yourself, so I think it's safe to say you can achieve something pretty similar to what you're describing. If you really want to be sure, hit up a Dungeons and Dragon or Dragonlance Jump. Go in as an arcane caster and you'll be able to craft a custom spell to do just what you want.
>>47663271
Is there a fancy title or name for "overly verbose and pompous"?
Because a person taking that many titles has got to have an over-inflated head.
>>47667231
You, uhhhh, forgot something...
Anyways, Neufeus look like Wakfu versions of Kon.
>>47662405
The Iron Duke (point of fact, I wasn't actually royalty at that point), The Herald of Winter, The Silver Vulture, That Bitch That Keeps Bouncing Me (love you too Young), Thunderbird, among others.
>>47667399
And my Kerbals are now Neufeus.
>>47667400
>The Iron Duke (point of fact, I wasn't actually royalty at that point)
Neither are dukes, necessarily.
>>47667362
Thanks for the answer! I wanted to try and avoid getting a rough equivalent in the Servant Supplement because I planned to spend it on other stuff.
Being able to make my own and take heavy satisfaction as I throw my own technobabble gear and stuff into it is going to be great. Definitey gonna try those jumps out. Much is appreciated anon.
>>47667313
The pocket dimension is probably the hard part, your magic should be /way/ more than sufficient to get the shooting and reclaiming.
Teleporting stuff out of the warehouse would make it easier, if you'd be okay with that. There's Fairy Tail Reequip magic, Raildex Teleporter, and... I think there were a few more? Would have to search for those...
Anyway, if you really want to make an independant mini-dimension, maybe starting with a Borderlands Storage Deck and converting it to magic would help a lot in getting that down?
>>47667399
woops
>>47667452
Nerdfeus.
>>47667462
Huh, so they don't.
Of course, I wasn't nobility either, so there's that.
>>47667486
Yeah, I wanted a very large dimension to make sure I can actually stuff some magitech missiles into it and perhaps even entire ships.My best bet is to probably get that Crimson Saint perk, and research tech that can actually create large dimensions or create pocket ones and make it a magic. Perhaps see if I can use SCP-184 (the one that expands the space of whatever its enclosed in until its effectively three times its original volume, and increases even more with time)
>>47662405
Sorry, I don't do titles. I've held a few offices in my Jumps, most notably Chrono Trigger and FTL, but both were more advisory positions. I was Knighted in Hellsing for saving London, so there's that.
>>47664461
You'll be able to, don't worry.
>>47664593
>>47664658
It gets glossed over pretty hard in the movie because a kid's movie isn't really the best place to start spouting CSI level talk about enzymes and blood samples and such. It's pretty safe to say that they /were/ running toxicology screenings for everything they knew about, but were unable to find anything because they didn't know what they were looking for. Once they found out they devised a cure pretty quickly.
>>47664636
In the movie, the omnivores that I can find are generally treated like the rest of the Prey species. But there's not a lot of data to back that up except in the most broad sense. If I had to guess, they would have mostly adapted to a vegetarian diet, supplementing their protein needs from the various plant and insect-based sources the carnivores switched to.
>>47667475
You're quite welcome. Have fun wiggling your fingers!
>>47667619
Do any primates show up?
>>47667580
There's also a lot of space-expanding magic, so that should help you too. Things you Harry Potter and such.
D&D.. might be able to help, if you try scale up a Bag of Holding. It doesn't really do portable pocket dimensions of size like that on it's own through... With the exception of Genesis, which has a fixed location on the Astral Plane and so isn't really useful for your purposes.
But yeah, tech-to-magic is the easiest way I can think of. There's other perks that do the same thing Crimson Saint does, I think.
>>47667619
Oh. Speaking of... Are you planning on adding anything to Zootopia in the vein of setting up a city like it?
It'd love to be better at making a city build to accommodate all kinds of creatures.
>>47667687
Yes! I shall build a literal "Jumpchain Archives"
It will hold the legacy of a jumper.Im gonna hoard stuff now.
>>47667734
Ah, magpie'ing and hoarding. A fine tradition of Jumpchain.
>>47662405
> Usual slew of nobility titles, like Duke of __ from Spice and Wolf along with Prince in ASoIaFbecause I installed my brother Ned onto the throne instead of Robert.
> General-Secretary of the Deustland Reform Society (DRS) followingassassination of Hitler and overthrow of Nazi party in Indiana Jones.
> The Insect Lord of Drai, becausedat hemp.
> Loquacious Economist, Fallen London.It's like Russell Brand and John Maynard Keyes had a child.
> Rudeboy
> The Artist Formerly Known As Rudeboy.Both used in separate universes.
> Notabrate.Anon the Cerebrate is kind of a dong.
>Tim the Enchanter
> Doctor Funkenstein
>>47667619
So with interspecies uproar, can we actually not use violence for other drawbacks? I'm also taking Arctic Nation
>Go to Sherlock Holmes jump, take "You Know My Methods"
>Go to the Doctor Who jump and hang around
Is this overpowered? It seems like it might be overpowered.
Do 42d Supreme Beings in Overlord get any item discounts?
>>47667780
>that first spoiler
WOLF KING! WOLF KING!
>>47667679
You know, I've scoured that movie from top to bottom looking for primates, but I can't find a single one. There's no reason they wouldn't be there by the universe's logic. I have a feeling they were left out because the writers, designers, or studio thought that may be complicating matters too much.
Unless there really is something to the theory that this is actually taking place WAY after some kind of natural disaster destroyed all human and simian life on the planet. But that's an awfully specific natural disaster.
>>47667723
Well, there's the Green Energy capstone perk for the Government Worker background. It comes pretty close, but focuses more on the energy side of things. I hadn't thought there would be a lot of call for people wanting to design cities for creatures of all sizes.
Realistically though, you could take the tech knowledge that perk gives you and do a little research of your own to learn how to design a similar city.
>>47667795
Well... you're going to have a really interesting time. I hope you're one hell of a politician.
Arctic Nation technically /can/ be solved with violence, but by the time you are able to intervene, it would have to be taken to an extreme most people wouldn't consider. I left it rather vague because I didn't want to limit people's story prospects by setting clear rules. Suffice it to say, to stop Arctic Nation with violence you would have to murder both political parties/gangs down to their last member. The repercussions of so much violence would have a profound effect on the city.
Interspecies Uproar is another I left a little vague to allow for some interpretation. I specifically stated it /cannot/ be solved with violence because it is, at its heart, a social issue. Adding bodies into the mix will only exacerbate, not soothe, the under laying problem.
>>47667810
Not really.
I mean, what appears in the Whoverse that you couldn't find more easily somewhere else?
Plus, that perk requires a sort of bond to function at any reasonable level.
That means you'd have to be friends with someone who knew about the highest tech in the setting.
That's basically just the Doctor, the Cybermen, and the Daleks.
>>47667942
>Unless there really is something to the theory that this is actually taking place WAY after some kind of natural disaster destroyed all human and simian life on the planet. But that's an awfully specific natural disaster.
Not that anon, but until proven otherwise I choose to believe that Zootopia is part of the ridiculous theory thatall Pixar movies are about the robot uprising.
>>47668062
I like that theory.
>>47668005
>Plus, that perk requires a sort of bond to function at any reasonable level.
>That means you'd have to be friends with someone who knew about the highest tech in the setting.
Don't you start off as a companion though? I mean it shouldn't be hard to take a couple of charisma perks.
>>47668062
You know what, I could get behind that theory.
>>47668062
When does it fit in, before or after Wall-E?
>>47666634
>>47666572
Puppet wizard is from teen titans. From time immemorial he has lured unwary souls with promises of power making them into puppets and then using them to do his bidding.
He makes deals and turns those who accept his deals into puppets and lives in a puppet realm where every thing is super low quality.
>>47668126
Is this some Teen Titans Go! abomination?
>>47667942
>You know, I've scoured that movie from top to bottom looking for primates, but I can't find a single one. There's no reason they wouldn't be there by the universe's logic. I have a feeling they were left out because the writers, designers, or studio thought that may be complicating matters too much.
It's talked about a bit here: http://thedisneyblog.com/2016/03/02/how-zootopia-was-made-talking-with-disneys-animation-team/
Basically, they thought that if they included apes, audiences would relate them to humans and consider them to be smarter than other animals. They wanted all animals to be equal-ish, so they left out primates altogether.
>>47668107
During, is my bet.
At the start of Wall-E humans have been gone for 700 years, plenty of time for a plot device to mutate some animals until they're bipedal and smart enough to make and use technology.
They'd suss out that they weren't the first intelligent life on earth, and vow to do better than their predecessors.
How many jumps have you been through, /tg/? what were you like by the end of your adventure?
>>47668212
>end of your adventure
>404: Object Not Found
>>47668212
Fuck end jumps.
>>47668174
Yeah, but during that time the world is a ruined wasteland. So wait, does that mean the Wall-E units cleaned up the world, the Zootopians arose, and then ruined the world all over again? Depressing.
>>47668126
that sounds like a power combinations+king in my head+contractor from worm+ (puppet alternate form from a customizable alternate form i.e. Having puppet as a contrary component for radical Landsman or importing a puppet as your ghost body in undertale + either echidna from Darkstalkers or infectious bite from Van Helsing )
>>47668216
>>47668223
Grab one of the various wishes (Tower of God, Fate/) and use that to keep jumping post-spark.
>>47668232
whoops forgot to add dark binding from Helsing so that you can claim them
>>47668158
Huh. I hadn't seen that piece. It actually does a good job of plugging the last few gaps in the overall picture of Zootopia.
I suppose, in light of this new data, I should lift the restriction on reptiles and amphibians. With the caveat that they hail from a far off continent and would be one of a very few in Zootopia itself. The city isn't really designed to suit their needs, but there's plenty we didn't get to see in the movie itself.
That would leave only insects and fish excluded. The former because they are a food source and the latter because they don't seem to exist at all.
>>47668268
Not how it works.
>>47668223
There is literally no one I in DBZ I would sex.
No one.
>>47668268
>keep jumping post-spark
Know how I know you're new?
>>47668212
21.Lost interest.
Even before Sparking, I was a ravenous life restoring/giving maniac. When I became the conceptual multiversal omnipotent-within-my-purview god of Life, death simply stopped being a concept I allowed to exist.
>>47668223
Would you seriously prefer to have nothing instead of an Endjump for particularly high-power settings?
>>47668321
End jumps prevent me from going to the settings anyway, so they might as well not exist.
>>47668153
It is!
>>47668232
That could work but I was thinking more zapping people with cardboard lightning to turn them into puppets.
>>47668290
Not even___Krillin___?
>>47668342
>It is!
Rot in your purgatory alone, vermin.
>>47668342
>>47668212
well I haven't counted them but the document I keep my builds on is 282 pages long, so a lot.
>>47668342
okay after you get the poorly made sock puppet alternate form you're going to wanna find some kind of Ray power and pick up power themeing from skullgirls to make it into cardboard lightning, then combine that with the above combo in order to have Rays that do that.
>>47668360
No.
>>47663450
What happens if someone only gets the OOO driver, Ancient Driver, or Coin Flip and some Core Medals, or Greed is Good? Are they left powerless while others aren't? Would losing the Core Medals from Greed is Good kill you? Actually would that happen if you lose them normally?
>>47668224
You have a point, but how much of the world is shown in Zootopia?
Maybe they're in the only nice place left, or the robots actually did their job right in that location, or maybe the animals cleaned the place up themselves. I mean, their tech is all green, right?
I'm just spitballing here and have no actual evidence, though, so feel free to ignore me.
>>47668390
That could work thank you!
>>47668458
oh wait power combinations doesn't remove the traits of powers so pick up knockout in mount and blade so you don't kill them
>>47668212
68 Jumps so far.
At the end of my last chain, Alice was just tired. She probably moved on to start exploring the multiverse and helping people in the worlds she had been to, but that's after the end of the adventure.
>>47668212
End?!
Well, eventually, I suppose.
I have about three hundred builds all planned out, but my fluff is only up to eighty. I'm waiting on a new computer to make things a little easier. It's slow going on a phone.
Though, I'm having to rearrange a bit with the Kerbal cult. Those little fire crackers are fun.
Hey, what's the deal with the Fallout jump taking away all your powers? I'm looking through the Google Drive and none of the other jumps do that besides the ones in the Gauntlets folder.
Ignore and report.
Don't feed the shitposter.
>>47668552
It was made really early in Jumpchain's lifecycle, no one really knew what to do with jumps yet, Wild Card was experimenting.
>>47668286
Why not? Only legitimate reason I can think of is that it breaks any attempts at balance, but post-spark time-manipulation does that anyways, so it seems irrelevant.
>>47668309
Congratulations? I honestly couldn't give less of a shit.
>>47668552
It's an old jump that won't be changed. Whether you like or hate the nerf, keep it to yourself and (if you want) ignore it.fuck you im taking the bait
>>47668587
>>47668574
Do you do this out of spite for us?
So, what is your dietary staple?
What is your low effort, normal, everyday food?
>>47668564
Not everyone asking questions is a shitposter, you doublenigger
>>47668604
There's no evidence it's shitposting, the question was perfectly innocent. If he persists, I'll ignore, but there's no inherent reason to assume a question is shitposting just because it's about something controversial.
>>47668552
it severely weakens them, not removes them. If you have enough boosts from enough previous jumps, the downgrade might not mean anything.
Going from a Category 3 kaiju to a category 1 is still entering into fallout a fucking kaiju larger than most deathclaws, and as far as I understand the downgrade leaves you assoon as you leave it, so in the long run it doesn't matter.
I'm new here, though, is this bait? Have I taken jumpchain bait? O-oh no.
>>47668611
Yams. You can't go wrong with yams. Not those shitty things most people think of when they hear "yam", those are actually sweet potatoes. I mean proper yams, those are delicious.
>>47668620
People like you are why the shitposter thrives this year.
>>47668622
There should have been a +0 mod drawback.
I just want my Randy Savage Deathclaws goddammit.
>>47668290
18. 18 is Best Waifu. 18 is awesome.
But I would never try to take her from Krillin
>>47668637
You know what you sound like? A communist.
>>47668604My post was purely helpfulBut it is admittedly fun
>>47668669
+1
God, we need an FAQ now, for all the inane questions that pop up every couple of threads.
It'd separate the people asking innocent question from the troll.
>>47668611
the thing about being a meta-entity beyond conventional notions of mortality, spirituality, astrophysics, biology, software engineering, mineralogy,Cybernetics , etc. is that while you may not need any specific nutrients or nutrients at all you still crave them and your various natures give you various urges.
jumpers daily meal plan
first breakfast.
7/5s of a 40% solution of conceptual alcohol and Sake Coconut juice , four Ten Yolk Eggs scrambled with Velveeta. Fire salt to taste
Second breakfast
5 ft.3 of fortified and refined zerg biomass, garnished with 27 Supears one whole French Toark
First Lunch
5 acres of scrap from the infinite junkyard. Five minutes of the 20% energy output of the 40 paragon resource generators I have in that one Terraria world I have dedicated entirely to them that I have reserved for this meal.
Second lunch
aggregate feed of everything posted on the Internet that day, 88 pounds of Magnetite, 2 gallons of Air Aqua
First Dinner
2 gallons of ethically obtained human blood , 2 pounds of the spice, pulled Jewel meat in King vinegar sauce on diskworld dwarf bread sandwich.
Second dinner
five whole roast BB pill bug with Melk Stardust seasoning ,5 Supears
>>47668611
Honestly, since I took Metavore when I went through the Body Mod meat grinder, I eat whatever the hell I feel like. I generally prefer sweets of all kinds. Turning out my pockets will always reveal at least one of them stuffed with hard candies. My fridge tends to look like a bakery if my Companions don't reign me in a bit.
I regret nothing.
>>47668611
Chocolate.I love metavore and infinite candy.
![the ultimate taco appears as [Avalon] plays in the distance.webm](https://i.imgur.com/mxYEOfE.jpg "the ultimate taco appears as [Avalon] plays in the distance.webm")
>>47668611TACO TOOOOOOOOWN
>>47668611
Alcohol of some variety and cigarettes.
It's a surprise my throat hasn't burnt out yet.
>>47668611
Meat and potatoes, generally either steak or hamburgers.
>>47668611
Bread.
Rolls, buns, breadsticks, cheesesticks, tortillas, sourdough, rye, pumpernickel, sweetbreads, cinnamon buns, fuckin' anything bread related.Just like real life.
>>47668611
Chocolate covered strawberries and miniature brownies. Pretty much fondue desserts, minus the molten chocolate. All made as poppable as a cheez-it, and as portable as a bag of cheetos.
