HALT!
The denizens of Teegee have been suspected of harboring a dangerous fugitive by the name of Steve!
If you have information on this vile fugitive, report it to me, immediately!
>>46391641
I 'ave not seen any... "Steve", officer. Gooden day.
>>46391641
But officer...We are all Steve here,
>>46391641
I am Steve
>>46391641
Sorry, sir, I have not seen this "Steve" person.
>>46391757
Nice try, Bobby. I'm sorry officer, none of us know this 'Steve'.
>>46391641
I've never seen him.
>>46391641
It's certainly not me.
>>46391641
Have you tried looking on /p/?
>>46391641
Fucking. Steve.
Every fucking time. It's fucking Steve.
>>46391641
I'm sorry sir, but is that shield made out of metal?
>>46391826
Trump is Steve
>>46391641
Who is this 'Steve' of which you speak?
where ever he may be , you'll surely never catch that genius trickster !
>>46391641
Im afraid the only way you gonna find this 'Steve' person is by seeking deeply within yourself, Karin. Deep down, the things we want are within our very souls.
>>46391641
Steve stole my prize goat, Officer!
Someone has to stop that public menace.
>>46391727
Keep your eye out, then, he's a real snake.
>>46391747
I doubt you're a Steve, mam.
>>46391846
A Violent, bloodcurdling villain! He killed 14 people just in a week dressed as a prostitute. Sly one that Steve.
I think my presence is distracting. I'm going to have to go into DEEP COVER!
>>46391846
Is it this fucker? He stole my hat, AND gave it negative connotations!
Never heard of him.
>>46391641
Steve died. Long ago.
I think i heard steve is down the street last i knew.
>>46391870
nice try herman
where is he ? i know you're helping him !
>>46391828
He's hiding in this thread! He even has "FOUL" in his name! >>46391315
>>46391867
Be wary, officer. Those who seek Steve will become Steve.
No Steves here, sir.
>>46391641
What seems to be the officer, problem?
>>46391914
That's Steve the chicken farmer you dolt, a completely different Steve. He just farms chickens.
No Steves here
>>46391641
Steve, huh? Sorry officer, can't say I know anyone goes by that name.
Sup, m8.
>>46391914
You sure that's the right Steve?
I am Steve
You caught me, I'm Steve.
>>46391641
>>46391970
>WM
wat
Hello Darkness my old friend.
>>46391973
Again, Priscilla? Every damn day we go through this.
>>46391973
fuck of Priscilla , you do this every time they're looking for a criminal
>>46391914
Thank you citizen! With this information, I've been able to make the arre-
>>46391939
>>46391961
T-thats not the right Steve?
Well, good job, you made me look like a tart! I should arrest you for this!
>>46391867
A real... Snek? Haven't seen any snakes around here officer!
By the way I am not snek- I mean Steve.
>>46391983
Get off her back, Alicia. It's not like you've never been Steve.
>>46391641
Officer, what if you become Steve?
>>46392002
I think at one point in our lives, we've all been Steve.
>>46392002
fuck of let's not have another convention about this
Haven't seen him
>>46392015
That'll never happen, citizen, don't worry.
>>46392021
no we haven't
Steve's dead man.
>>46392002
Not all of us are filthy Steveophiles.
Y'all peasants posting in a Steve thread.
>>46392042
R to restart.
>>46392089
All the time with this bullshit. Steve's always an unbearable faggot, but this time he's just gone too far.
Ain't seen him
Why does everyone hate this steve guy? He was pretty good rebel ya know............ I mean........... Who... wants to grab a drink at the... tavern?
Am I Steve?
>>46392137
No.
OK, Steve, come out, it's not funny anymore.
I haven't seen a Steve anywhere nearby sir. But I hear rumors of him hiding out in the marketplace.
>>46392137
No, I'm Steve.
This is stupid.
>>46392128
oy fucking vey
>>46392148
no u
>>46392148
If you help find Steve, maybe this charade would end.
>>46392146
I'M STEVE
For 5 credits I'll tell you where he is.
Have they seen me
>>46392128
>Tavern
You still trying to pick up the serving girl with your "My Wang Israel-ly big" line?
Who is this Steve? I am Guy Incognito.
>>46392174
Done. Now where is he?
>>46392166
Alma, don't start this shit again,!
Don't know no Steve sir.
>>46392196
Kris, don't pussyfoot around here.
I swear to god I will do anything to catch that criminal scum.
No sir, my name is John
>>46392215
John spealt J O H N, or John spealt J E A N N E?
>>46392215
Congratulations on your sex change, Jeanne.
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH STEVE
HE IS MORE THAN A MAN
VIVE LA REPUBLIQUE DOWN WITH THE KING
>Look at /jp/
>Random names aren't in Japanese
ONE JOB.
Has anyone else been having really odd bouts of Amnesia where they can't recall their name until they speak?
>>46392215
>>46392226
>>46392230
kek'd harder than ever, holy shit
>>46392247
yes
but there have never been this many grills in my sekrit club since it started so i don't mind
>>46392247
Thats pretty crazy, Tracy, I know very clearly that my name is...
Hmm. I think I'm going to leave.
Nobody here by that name.
oh what the fuck is this name shit
>>46392274
Get the fuck back in here Clayton
Nobody leaves until we find Steve.
>>46392285
all citizens are required to wear their ID so we can catch steve
I'm starting to think Steve doesn't exist.
>>46392295
Let it go Beth, you know how Clayton can get about his memory ever since the accident.
Does anyone else want to go somewhere else and do not-Steve things? Away from people searching for Steve?
P.S. am not Steve.
>>46392310
it's no excuse , that criminal is on the loose Damon !
>>46392230
>>46392226
I'm french, tos detesteurs
>>46392327
Clayton's only got 1 and a third limbs anyway. What's the worst that could happen?
And in the end, the truth was, there was never a Steve.
>>46391641
Wait a minute. How do we know you're not steve?
>>46392369
Do I look like a Steve, to you?
>>46391641
What the fuck is a Steve?
>>46392361
That's a very Steve thing to say *Sandra*, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!
>>46392369
Can't you read? That fine officer of the law is clearly named Karin.
>>46392375
Maybe you're just tricking us, and you're the real Steve all along!
>>46391641
Am I being detained?
>>46391641
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!
>Rolling to Escape
i haven't seen steve in months, officer
>>46392376
There's no such thing as Steve. Steve, never was or will be.
>>46392396
No, your name's Ricardo, Craig.
>>46392395
Ridiculous.
Are we expecting this Steve fellow to be foolish enough to appear with his real name?
>>46392399
You may want to run instead. Rolling doesn't move one very quickly from place to place.
>>46392399
Warren, nobody even cares about you.
This is why she left you, you know.
>>46392416
he's a law abiding citizen
>>46392416
Least your safe in that case Marjorie as nobody would willingly choose your piece of shit name.
Who's Steve?
There aint ever been a Steve round these parts. Nope. Not never.
Done did never see him. Always remember he had this knack to do things backwards though.... But that was just who he was.
He never done nothing wrong.
These fools will never figure out that Steve was my MIDDLE name all along.
Steve? Havent seen him in a while.
>>46392442
Well, I'll Grant you that Eddie.
>>46392001
Now that's a real cute ball python!
But no, I'm not Steve.
Steve! Steve! Steve!
*spins around and around*
>>46392442
How devious.
We'll catch this steve yet.
In lieu of a Steve, would the kind kfficer accept an Esteban? Or perhaps a Stephan?
>>46392442
shush you fool!
I dont think steve is here, guys.
>>46391641
Dammit Karin, remove that ridiculous beard and get back on duty!
>>46392464
>Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
FTFY.
>>46392468
>>46392442
>>46392416
>>46392379
>Secret Steve-ler intensifies
I don't think this Steve fellow is real, and this is all just a hoax!
Nah, we are clearly sans Steve.
>>46392485
Steve is not here, Steve is everywhere
>>46392475
Nahhh. Steves been gone a while m8
TELL ME ABOUT STEVE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
Steve? He's right here!
>>46392485
we just have to be patient
>>46392502
You're just aMobydick with a lisp Ismael.
>>46392490
It's a fair cop.
Hmm... My Steve-y senses are tingling...
>>46392508
Nice try, karl.
>>46392510
Boss? Is that you?
>>46392460
A python? Pish posh! I am Lord Snek...arion. Snekarion. Lord snekarion, a man like yourself.
....Nor am I a Steve.
I'm dirty steve
>>46392247
Witchcraft!! Vile Steve is at it again!
>>46392514
Where's an innocent Margaret we can shoot?
>>46392532
Derek, your wife is very concerned about the kind of roleplay you keep trying. She's asked me to bring you to marriage counselling.
What does Steve stand accused of!?
>>46392532
Oh fuck off Derek. And take a god damn shower when you do.
>>46392529
No matter how much you want to be a snake kin, it's not happening Stacie, even if it gives you a Hardy.
Whats going on here?
This is not the steve your looking for.
>>46392526
What if.. What if Steve was wearing a disguise? He could be any one of us! He could be you! He could be ME! He could even be-
>>46392561
I dunno, I don't think Steve would do anything wrong. He's a cool guy.
Hello everyone, I haven't seen Steve since he made off with Helen
I'm Laura by the way
>>46392578
It's him! Get the flamethrower!
>>46392578
*blam*
>>46392578
Marguerite's off her meds again, hide the melon ballers y'all.
>>46392583
Firty traitorous Frey... Don't show your face here!
Steven escaped, and he's now writing Doctor Who stories under a clever nickname. You'll never catch him.
>>46392596
We don't serve your kind here, Jones
>>46392583
Tim, dancing around the yard in your mom's XXL dress does not make you a woman, no matter what the fairies told you.
>>46392583
Tim, for the last fucking time we're not going to start calling you Laura. It's indecent.
>>46392606
PHRASING.
>>46392590
What the fuck kind of name is Wm anyway?
>>46392603
>writing Doctor Who stories
Oh god, there is no greater crime. He must be stopped before he does any more damage.
Obligatory music for this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg_8l4UYY6Q
>>46392622
Sounds Gaelic.
>>46392618
Gus go back to your chicken farm
This is the Hunt for Steve Quest, isn't it.
Why are you so sure you won't accidentally arrest someone innocent? The guy you're looking for can't be the only steve there
>>46392606
You would dare insult the proud Jones family?... Your helping Steve aren't you? I bet you like the Frey's too...
>>46392637
Too late. He already created the Weeping Angels.
>>46392652
I never asked for this, but I'm bound to the hunt until we find Steve.
>>46392644
>Randy Mann
I bet you are...
>>46392656
Don't make me Belt your Fannie again you tran.
>>46392659
Well actually those were pretty cool. The whole "an image of one turns into another" was just stupid and tacked on though. Those two traits should belong to entirely separate beings.
Plus they've never been handled as well or as creepy as the first episode they appeared in.
Also I am not Steve. Fuck Steve for fucking up the Angels.
>>46392679
I remember that picture. Cut straight from the headlines of Steve's last rampage. The man must be stopped.
>>46392679
I too dream of the hunt.
>>46392700
Yeah, Blink was cool. The sequel was just bad.
>Blink
>"angels are the loneliest creatures, they can't watch at each others"
>"The Time of Angels" / "Flesh and Stone"
>"lol angels can now watch each other and even move while being stone"
That was the weakest episode I saw.
>>46392695
Ah, making puns out of Fannie's name again I see Clark... you just need to bang her and get it over with Jesus...
Anyone seen that fucker Steve yet? He owes me 2 bucks!
>MFW Steve could be anywhere
>>46391641
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME
I am Steve
>YFW there is no Steve.
>>46392736
They've been fucking for weeks now. I have to wipe down any surface in the apartment I want to use. Fucking degenerates.
*Steves nervously*
>this thread
>>46392759
Kat, stop this Sparticus bullshit. You're not the real Steve. Go farm somewhere.
>183 posts
>not a single Steve
COME ON
Steve get
>>46392784
HOW MANY NAMES COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE??
good thing that steve is not here right?
>>46392795
Many.
>>46392769
Damnit Rebecca tell them to take it to a hotel! Its your apartment too! Don't just let them sex all over the place!
>>46392795
There's only one name that matters. And that name is Steve.
Phew, looks like I got away.
Will there ever be a Steve before thread archived?
>>46392816
Hi Commander.
>>46392780
ARRROOOOOOO
>>46392832
We have another 110 posts to find out
>>46392590
>>46392502
>>46392274
How are we so bad at steve-posting that we get a wm, a Lula and a Ismael
Fuck it, FINE. I give up. Steve over here, waiting for pickup.
>>46392832
There's probably like, a 10% chance you folks will find Steve.
>>46391641
I think I saw Steve in a thread down the street
>>46392850
Don't forget Randy Mann over here
>>46392644
>>46392864
Not the one we're after, that guy's clean (legally speaking).
>>46392859
Wrong.
Oh Steeeeve! I have a burger for you! Look at it! Yeah... Zoom in on that shit. Yeah you want it don't you Steve? Come on out and get it!
Steve dindu nuffin
Never in my life have I seen a Steve. Not once.
>>46391641
Look for your own bounty, old man. I've been tracking Steve over three boards, I learned to think like Steve, breath like Steve, run like Steve...Hell I even Fuck like Steve. You'll never get him before I do.
Yeah, fuck that Steve fellow.
>>46392902
>fuck like Steve
Isn't that illegal?
Isn't that why we're looking for him? Definitely not to misdirect others looking for.. People.
>>46392894
Jesus fucking christ give it a rest Katrina, nobody cares about your shitty tumblr politics.
>>46392939
#SteveLivesMatter
Steeeeeeveeeee
>>46392939
Steve just banged her so now she's all 'no don't hurt steve', fucking whore...
No Steve here
>>46392958
>Desiree Dickerson
Okay, RNG is really fucking with us now.
>>46392902
But you Cecil, you're Sloan down in your old age.
It was I Steve!
Steve is that guy who gets cheeto dust on your dice, even though he hasn't had cheetos in three days.
>217 posts
>not a single Steve
Am I Steve?
>>46392931
As long as there is no killing at the end, it is all good I think
>>46392931
It's not a crime per se, just a criminal misdemeanor, you have to pay a fine and publically apologize to all those midgets.
>>46392893
Did the burger not tempt you? How about this steak? Yeah... Look at that.. You've gotten a chub over it haven't you, you sick bastard.
And it's aaaaall yours. Just come on out.
No really, zoom in on these.
>>46392996
Less fun though.
>>46393001
Steve must be vegan.
Steve is a lie
>>46391641
>Karin
Uh, suh...er...m'am. I fink 'e said 'e was clearin' out fer Nuln.
>>46393001
C-can I have it?
Please?
Has anyone seen Steven?
>>46393007
The scary thing is, she's serious.And don't call her Shirley
>>46393010
That .. utter cad! We simply must find the blighter, now!
>>46393026
I feel old now.
>>46391641
Steve stole my lunch.
>>46392972
>>46393021
You two are so cute together.
Stever, where art thou.
>>46391641
I haven't seen any Steve's
t. Not-Steve
>>46393021
>Ora
Dio, is that you you bastard !
You are not getting away again !
I thought I saw Steve at the meat market the other day. He was such a good boy, tsk tsk.
Do we even know if Steve is in the list of names? There might be no Steve for all we know.
I'm pretty sure that this Steve fellow is innocent!
>>46391641
Fuck you officer, Steve dindu nuffin.
>>46392882
Okay, the chance of finding Steve is less then 1%
Steve doesn't exist apparently.
>>46393066
Nonsense, he must be here somewhere.
It is such a common name
Ha what a faggy name, steve!
>>46393084
Also 300, and not a single Steve. The chance to find him is less than 0,333333%.
what seems to be the officer, problem?
ALLEN! ALLEN! ALLEN! ALLEN! ALLEN!
>>46393085
Don't you mean, Shirley Steve does not exist here ?
Poster below me is Steve in disguise
He's gone, probably gotten to Mexico by now.
>>46391641
I am sure of that this delay in finding Steve is only beneficial, there always was lack of evidence he did anything wrong.
Would you trust 29 witnesses claiming to have seen the same event?
