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Perfect World Edition
Reposting my new CYOA because I posted it just as it was dying
>>46074691
>>46074637
Which of those worlds is most trans friendly?
Does "rigid traditional gender roles, general attitude of homophobia" mean I'd have to act like a man or would I get the female treatment?
Would divine healing turn me into a girl or would I get turned cis?
>>46074691
Do you get to pick your gimmick?
If
>>46074797
Yup.
"Anon made the thread before I finished this post"-edition
The old thread: >>>>46057493
The pastebin: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
A post that links to a few new releases/WiP's (Note: The Stardust post refers to the Quest, not the CYOA): >>46045080
Apparently the worm CYOA in the above post is being updated already: >>>>46067417
>>46074757
>would I get the female treatment?
Since you're a man, you'd be treated as such, obviously.
You should pick the "Promised Land" to receive help through prayer.
>>46074829
>You should pick the "Promised Land" to receive help through prayer.
Not unless divine healing makes me into a real girl.
Is that the latest version?
>>46074916
>>46074934
>>46074637
>>46074857
Sounds like technocracy has what you need fampai.
>>46074637
Where's the utopia of Victorian era tech and culture that only allows lesbians?
>>46075178
Sounds like the Conduit serf civilization designer CYOA that nobody was ever actually planning.
>>46074857
It doesn't.
>>46075162
It has scientific advances and medicine, but they might try behavior therapy like they do for criminals.
If so, then land of liberty has advanced science and medicine too and wont have laws against it. I might even be able to get sponsorships if being comfortably off isn't wealthy enough to afford it.
>>46075277
Then not that!
>>46074916
7P
12L
12I
The Spymaster
Ward : Princess Alys of Delvaria
Righteous Princess ftw.
Personal Powers:
Enduring Lifeforcex3 to extend my King and Princess's lives
Superhuman Intellect x3 Plots within plots. Traps within traps.
Aura of Attraction It makes people trust me and eager to impress me? Almost too easy.
Intrigue Powers:
Spy Networkx2
Foreign Informantsx2
Operational Leewayx2
Visions of the Presentx2
Power of the Mindx2
Seductive Formx2 Honey trapping all night long.
Leadership Powers:
Religious Education
Historic Education
Secret Hideout
Resurrection Stone
Companions:
Earl Jorn Blackbay to win us the numerous wars to come
Mikhail Jansen for magical protection
Sandra Tenneman (bodyguard and Alys'bff)
Alana Hesberg for SCIENCE and mithril cannons
Drawbacks:
Forbidden Love with Dalin, my King with benefits
A Threat to the Gods
I'm so supernaturally good at being a spymaster it's not even funny. Good Gods. Oh and I wonder if King Dalin could set up his own Delvarian Church, Henry VIII style. With my enduring lifeforce and resurrection stones, I might be able to make him into an immortal God-Emperor... Surprise! this CYOA is now W40k.
>>46075216
Just add steampunk elements and have automatons do the hard work. Then the Victorian lesbians don't have to be serfs and can just lewd it up all day.
For mine I pick Space Opera, Adventure / Melancholy, with Fellowship, Transport, and Pet.
>>46074637
I pick Eco-Commune, because I like the simple life. Though if it weren't for the homophobia I would have chosen Fatherland.
>>46074757
>>46074857
They would definitely treat you like a man.
Divine healing I assume is also what they use to turn gays straight. So I assume they would also view being trans as a perversion that needs fixing. "Healing" you by making you cis.
Technocracy, Worker's Republic, or Eco-Commune are probably your best bets. Land of Liberty seems like it would basically be about the same as it is now in terms of general acceptance, maybe a bit better.
>>46075606
>Land of Liberty seems like it would basically be about the same as it is now in terms of general acceptance, maybe a bit better.
Never mind acceptance, they would have the technology to do a proper transition.
>>46075606
could use some visual/layout polish
not by me though I can't even use paint
Someone, please post battlemage
I wish todiscuss it and have a contrary argument on whom the antagonist forces actually are.
>>46075651
Yeah, but so does Technocracy.
>>46075920
they're the dark spawn/blight/corruption/refuges
>>46074691
>>46074152
Do you have a name we can call you when asking questions, or shall we just call you SecondSkinAnon?
Also which bionicle one did you do? I have, like 3 of them?
>>46075952
refugees are scary man, don't joke.
>>46075932
But they might try to therapy me out of it instead.
Hey guy making the Worm cyoa; how are things coming along?
>>46076103
Here's another idea,don't play the cyoa if none of the options appeal to you.
>>46074916
Its the one I have. I believe so but I can't be 100% about that.
>>46074916
P 5+2
L20
I 5+2
Captain of the guard
Ward Princess Alys
Personal powers 7 All rounder with focus on speed and brains
Superhuman Strength 1
Superhuman Agility 2
Superhuman Durability 1
Superhuman Intellect 2
Arts Arcana
Intrigue Powers 7 Mostly a focus on getting information, learning about plots rather than foiling them
Unnatural Stealth 1
Arts of Alchemy 1
Spy Network 2
Uncanny Senses 1
Visions of the Present 2
Leadership Powers 20 I AM THE GREAT GENERAL OF THE HEAVENS
Religious Education 1
Magical Education 1
Historical Education 1
Engineering Degree 1
Combat Veteran 1
Environmental Degree 1
Chest of Gold 1
Inspiring Presence 1
Of Great and Noble Line 4
Tora Greenharbor 2
Eric Keirstrat 2
Jaime Dawncoast 2
Alana Hesberg 2
Drawbacks Also, I might end up sleeping with the princess.
Forbidden Love (intrigue)
A Threat to the Gods (intrigue)
>>46074637
Ancapistan here I come!
>>46075920
>>46075952
They'll have a section in the next update. They're more eldrich horror-like with a lot of cultist/new stuff bullshit going on.
>>46076296
>new stuff bullshit
I mean new testament bullshit. Fuck auto correct.
>>46074714
Is it possible to pick gimmick multiple times?
Can the projectiles option let me shoot water or goo?
How much stronger does battery operated make me?
>>46076306
Why are you letting a robot speak for you? Disable that fucker.
>>46076365
But anon, I am a robot.
>>46074799
Why is it in everyone of this guys cyoas the characters he introduces never have any/ barely any details on how they interact with you
>>46076405
How'd you bypass Catchpa, then?
>>46076451
He's a gold member
>>46076451
Artificial Intelligence, son
>>46076296
we eldrazi now.
>>46072286
Name: Jill Sharp
Codename: Dust
Affiliation: Villain
Bio & Powers: Yandere. Claims to be your childhood friend, even if you came from another dimension. Capable of dramatically influencing sensations with a touch, directing the victim's brain to construct vast illusions at her guidance; even time dilation is possible. With concentration she can cause victims to experience minor illusions at a moderate distance. Their main benefit is they're difficult to notice or spot even by experienced parahumans.
Highly concerning is her own resistance to manipulation powers; particularly, yours.
>>46076442
It's just part of Italics Anon [IA]'s nature.
Like SDA's gorgeous work and his multiple personalities bitching at each other.
>>46076506
FUCK YEAH BISMUTH
>>46076442
>How they interact with you.
Please elaborate. Knowing a characters personalities and history its pretty easy to know if a character is going to be nice to your, or be a straight up bitch.
>>46076664
howhorrifyingforusall.
>>46074637>>46074637
>Perfect World Edition
I choose the utopia that seems the least psychotic, and by psychotic i mean willing to compromise in morality to achive a boon somewhere else.
So i suppose i choose technocracy, as they have the most potential to keep people busy, and busy is generally happy.
>>46074691
>>46074714
>Form: Buildable Figure
>Owner: Scott
>Companions: Burno and Falcon
>Perks: Rich Kid, Accessories, Projectiles, TV Show, Lever Action, Gimmick
Scott collects gunpla, and I'm one of them. When he's away to classes or drinking or whatever, we stage giant wars. Burno builds the terrain out of legos and Falcon narrates the fights. Basically pic related, all the time.
>>46074916
The Spymaster
Delvaria- Princess Alys
>>46074934
I'm assuming I don't need to purchase Sequentially
---
Superhuman Intellect 3
Enduring Lifeforce 3
Arts of Arcana'
----
Power of the Mind 2
Spy Network 2
Foreign Informants 2
Arts of Illusion 2
Operational Leeway 2
Uncanny Senses 2
---
Secret Hideout
Alana Hesberg
Sandra Tenneman
Magical Education
>>46074955
Forbidden Love because LOL why not. Take 2 Leadership
Spend Leadership on Willhelm Delthak
I am the Spymaster who will ensure Good is done, even if blood must be on my hands to do it.
>>46075606
The Road Less Traveled
Talent and Cuteness.
Pet, Fellowship, Lucky Charm.
>>46076145
I can still pick the least bad/least risky option.
>>46074916
The Bodyguard
Queen Vera
>14 personal tokens
>6 leadership tokens
>5 intrigue tokens
>>46074934
>personal
arts of arcana [1]
aura of attraction [2]
super human intellect [5]
enduring lifeforce [8]
superhuman agility [11]
master of the wilds [12]
wherever you need [13]
legendary armor [14]
>intrigue
power of the mind [2]
unassuming shape [4]
seductive form [5]
>leadership
magical education [1]
chest of gold [2]
resurrection stone [3]
mikhail jansen [5]
secret hideout [6]
>>46074955
Not worth taking these because of the bit at the top.
A loyal adviser on magical matters, semi-effective body guard and all that. Honestly I just sort of want there to be an Adviser starting option.
>>46075932
Fisher King best choice
>>46075932
>Nakama
this sounds like heaven
>>46074916
The Bodyguard
12 p +2
6 l +2
5 i
Ward: Princess Alys
Personnal
superhuman strength: 3
superhuman agility: 3
enduring lifeforce: 3
superhuman durability: 3
legendary weapon
legendary armor
Leadership:
the tides of war(Delvaria and The Holy Realm)
sandra tenneman
historical education
combat vetern
Intrigue:
unnatural stealth: 2
arts of alchemy: 1
uncanny sense: 2
Drawbacks:
unpopular opinion(+1 P): traditionalist don't want the princess on the throne
dark accusations(+1 P): maybe i shouldn't have talk bad about the church and their god
a threat to the gods(+2 l): we are at war with them
>>46077986
also if forgot
leadership:
historic education
resurrection stone
>>46074691
>>46074714
Statue Human Sized
Owner Scott
Companion Jorge
Free Jumbo Perk
Gimmick -1
Lever Action -1
Battery Operated -3
Accessories -2
Friendly Pet -3
Busted +3 Lose the stand, lose my limitations.
Lost +5
Battery Operated again twice for bonus strength -6
Projectiles twice -2
Now I'm a human sized statue of some anime character or comic book hero, stronger than a human, and able to move normally.
Lrn to Munchkin
If anybody feels like getting a character added to a CYOA, I wouldn't mind. They'll be added to an extra page - I'm already gonna end up way past the planned nine.
This totally fucks up my plans for point costs, but whatevs.
I just need an image and at least, ya know, some indication of what you're going forand no, "she is waifu and like anal" is not enough..I expect at least one smuganimegirl.jpg-post.
It isn't terribly important what style the art is in, so long as it somewhat resembles pic related.And you fuckers better appreciate my attempt at writing atrap.
I feel violated, and not in a way I like.
>>46074916
Bodyguard
Bleuria
Princess Esther
Personal powers: Master of wilds, legendary weapon(Strength), Legendary armor(intimidation), Arts of Arcana, Strength(2), Agility(3), Lifeforce (1), Wherever needed(2), Durability(2), Intellect(3)
Intrigue: Illusion(2), Powers of the mind(2), uncanny senses(1), operational leeway(1)
Leadership: Historic education, combat veteran, escape charm, resurrection stone, of great and noble line
Challenges
The bones of the earth, +2 personal
Followed through, +1 personal
Escort mission +2 leadership
Betrayal most foul +1 intrigue
Lets kill us some ancient subterranean evils
>>46078391
>inb4 only girls with monster tits
>inb4qt tomboy
>>46074637
Man, is it weird that I don't want to live in any of these "utopias"? Our world might be shitty but at least it has the potential to one day be just. All of these options have built-in injustice and strife. Eco-commune seems nice until the planet gets hit by an asteroid.
>>46078581
The risk of asteroid collision is negligible compared to the very real threat of climate change in the actual world.
>>46074637
>Ancap society has "Freedom" listed twice
>People aren't just serfs to their corporate overlords working 14 hour days for nutrient sludge.
Found the ancap. Shame your philosophy is literally an oxymoron.
>>46078646
Climate change is a more immediate threat but all life ending due to an asteroid collision is a very real possibility. Collisions are not as rare as people think and as long as humanity doesn't have any ways to deal with them we are living on borrowed time.
>>46078737
All (well, most) life ending is what will happen if we continue on this course, space boy.
Does anyone have those "how to make a CYOA that isn't terrible" things?
>>46074714
Quick question - does the toy have to acutally exist? I presume so, but want to make sure.
Also, if a life size statue of whoever Jorge is counts as a toy, does that mean other similarly sized "statues" count? Like, as an example, a wax statue of Gackt or a Realdoll based on Rei?
>>46078975
Tonight is slow.
>>46078646
>the very real threat of climate change in the actual world.
Green Party voter detected.
>>46079458
There is no one sane who denies climate change. The only thing to decide is what to do about it. This shouldn't be a political issue but a scientific one.
>>46079458REMOVE THE CATHOLIC SCHOOL BOARD.
>>46078960
... does this mean I can become a Rei doll?
"... oh. As it turns out I actually am your doll. Well then, as you were..."
battlemage yet?
>>46079665
witches and norse mythology yet?
>>46079485
Literally America is the only nation that denies climate change is real. Even fucking India and China (who have the most to lose regulations on climate change) fucking accept this fact.
>>46079593
There are also any number of tentacle monster dolls as well as "girl being raped by tentacles" statues. Add jumbo and you too can be a monster out of Mahou Shoujo Ai.
Or possilby Makai Tenshi Djibril with her very own tentacle "limbs" if you know what I mean.
>>46080039
>Literally America is the only nation that denites climate change is real.
This bait is so sad that its funny.
>>46074955
I wish to see a version of forbidden love where the person has a lot power and tries to force you to comply. Like the king wanting to stick it to his daughters bodyguard. You wouldn't want that and you wouldn't want to upset the man too much.
>>46079665
Soon fellow anon... soon
>>46080039
The issue isn't the existence of climate change. The issues are how much of climate change is man-made, what damage to human civilization is predicted based on future climate trends, and what actions, if any, human civilization can take to avert negative climate change and its damaging effects on itself.
>>46080181
You're denial is so sad it's funny.
>>46080039
You mean the same India and China that pollute several times more than US? The same ones that issue breathing masks?
>>46075952
You from Baden-Württemberg?
>>46080294
You do fucking realize that is what I meant, daft shit?
>>46075973
I don't, but I suppose I should at this point. Maybe something simple like Symbiote anon? I love all the marvel symbiotes, and it was the main reason I made the first CYOA. And the AI cyoa you can sorta do the same thing with another mind sharing your body, and I included a symbiote toy in this CYOA.
And here's the Bionicle one.
>>46078162
You can't pick perks multiple times. And slicing your feet perfectly off the base sounds more like a mod than being broken. If you want to detach both your feet I think you could make it work, but just getting rid of the base is too easy.
>>46076350
I said no to battery operated, but for gimmick I don't see it being a problem. Will probably change it in an update.
Sure. They both require refilling ammo, so I don't see why not.
Not too much stronger. Certainly not as strong as a person.
>>46078960
Nah. If you want to be a giant plushie of a monstergirl that doesn't exist, you go right ahead.
And for your other question, sure, but a real doll is probably more of a giant action figure.
>>46080345
and page 2.
>>46080345
>Toa of Stone
>Toa of Earth
what is the difference
>>46080378
One is earth, other is earth. This is like comparing a God and a god.
Come on senpai step it up.
>>46079485
It's capitalism for a reason kid.
Giving thinking before doing wonn't give you the most profit, so that's out of the window and the people with money want more money, so they use that money to keep that change from happening.
Seriously, politcans all around the globe fear doing something of importance when it comes to even small repercussions. And questions that usually have no good answer are ignored till they swell to disproportionate dangers.
Were has the time of political giants like Bismarck gone?
People with thought, guile and bravery are required in those positions more then ever...
>>46080378
I still don't know what a toa is supposed to be desu.
>>46080378
There's really not a big difference. Earth is more dirt and soil and manipulating the ground beneath your feet, while stone is more often represented with boulders and sand.
>>46080345
>>46080364
>Only Rahkshi options are opponents in a drawback
Pig disgusting.
>>46080408
I meant to say one is earth and the other is stone. I fucked up. There is a difference between the two due to how wide one is compared to the other.
>>46080378
Stone is rock, sand, and shit like that.
Earth is soil, clay, and and the like.
>>46079559
For that matter remove all those scary dogmatic religions from the world
>>46080416
It really just means hero. You're just a robotic warrior that's around twice as tall as a matoran and protector of them.
>>46080424
I mean, I could've included a lot of races to be, but that would have been a shit ton of more work. I tried to keep it as simple as I could for people who didn't know the lore.
>>46080429
I'm pretty sure sand is earth too.
>>46080420
>>46080429
but
>>46080411
That was ... mostly incoherent.
Are you stoned or something?
>>46080508
I understood him fine, as melodramatic as he is.
>>46078884
>>46078884
more
>>46078884
2 or 3 more images...
>>46078884
textures
>>46074916
Superhuman Agilty 3 + Legendary Weapon (Martial Arts/Agility) + Legendary Armor (Agility) does exactly what?
With 4 Agility my parries would be perfect, so what could I do with Agility 5?
>>46078884
last one
>>46080517
Yeah, this is my let-out for such things
>>46080508
A bit sleepy. Words just don't fall into place anymore.
>>46080623
>No step 7
>TAKE OF YOUR MASK
>>46079485
>There is no one sane who denies climate change.
Yes, anyone who doesn't agree with me is literally insane and should be denied a vote.
>>46080345
>SymbioteAnon
That's cool :) Thanks for posting the bionicle one.
>>46074637
Fatherland is too op
>>46080615
armor can't grant agility
only aura of intimidation or aura of attraction
how do you play this shit?
newfag here
>>46080909
You just make your choices, writing them as you go along. Then you write some fluff to explain your intent, and the story you told yourself using the CYOA as a springboard. It's basically an exercise in imagination, or a really lonely autistic rpg.
>>46074691
>Lego Minifigure
>Scott
>Gravedigger
>Jorge
>Burno
>Xeno
>TV Show
>Rich Kid, Accessories, TV Show, Animu Figures
Scott, the one, true choice
>>46080909
You are offered choices; you pick from choices listed after reading after the cyoas rules, you post your build. People rate it, you discuss lore of the cyoa (if it has some), and you probably writefag as well.
This how you play cyoas.
>>46080909
You write a thing, bend over, and then shove it up your ass.
>>46081024
>>46080987
The first version was a lot more appropriate, anon.
>>46080942
>>46080962
sounds neat... though excercise in imagination sounds a lot better than lonely rpg...
it's hard to find a party to play with so i see good side of this
>>46074637
Fatherland is an actual utopia as far as I'm concerned.
>>46081245
>>46080706
Unless you're a minority, or a "Political Dissenter", or "weak."
>>46081381
Are you seriously implying that people who believe that Fatherland is an actual utopia are going to believe that they meet any of those criteria?
>>46080666
This isn't an opinion. The data doesn't just go back a few years, it goes back more than a fucking century, and it's all publically available. There are a ton of people a whole lot smarter than your stupid ass willing to explain it to you in third grade terms -- and have, hundreds of times. The overall thermal energy of the Earth is rising. This is causing massive chaos in storms, major shifts in the climates of biomes across the globe, currents to redirect, seasons to become more irregular. And it's going to kill off our fucking species. This isn't a little thing. It is literally, factually, exactly the only god damn thing that matters to our survival.
>>46081437
>>46081381
It's kind of funny imagining them getting into an accident which leaves them a cripple and trying to argue out of being euthanized.
>>46081536
m8, the data goes back billions of years, the climate has never been static, which is apparently the only thing that could make you think you're wrong
>>46081536
Dude, come on. It'll devastate our species, but we've survived multiple large-scale climactic shifts. We'll live. Society might not, but as a species we will. The oceans are not going to literally boil in any timeframe that is conceivably important to us.
>>46074691
transformer (starscream)
steve
Jorge and burno
screw the rules (3)
anime figures (0)
yeah, I'm good with my decisions.
>>46074637
I'd do the eco-commune if only it had meat :*(
>>46081590
>multiple large-scale climactic shifts
Not really on this scale, and certainly not with that speed. I mean in business as usual scenario, we're looking at a 6°Celsius increase in mean temperature in less than 150 years. That's fucking insane. The last Ice Age was only 2°Celsius under our mean temperature.
Look up positive feedback loops and runaway effects. There's a very real chance we're done for, us, along with the rest of the mega fauna, and most of the fucking biosphere.
>>46081676
m8, there's a very real chance an asteroid hits us in a week from now and wipes out everything too, calm your tits and enjoy your life
>>46081740
>there's a very real chance an asteroid hits us in a week
That's not what Martin Rees, the astrophysicist and member of The Centre for Study of Existential Risk says. But he does say that climate change can wipe us out, sooner than people think.
But you're right, I do need to calm my tits. It's just that I recently read the updates of the 2014 IPCC report and I'm getting real worried for my kids.
>>46078162
>and able to move normally
Except that you were dumb enough to not pick up Screw the Rules, so you can't walk or talk in front of people.
Did part 2 of this ever get released?
>>46081786
>appeal to authority
You really should stop that. Either make an argument or stay quiet.
>>46081854
Nope.
>>46081879
More like:
>citing a recognized and reliable source on a very technical subject rather than relying on guesses
I was trying to use solid information, not committing a fallacy.
>>46081786
Its a good thing I plan to not have kids.
>>46074916
>>46074934
>>46074955
Trying to recreate a turbosex build I made before:
>Spymanster 5/6/12
>Empress Naora 7/6/12
>Superhuman Agility II 5
>Enduring Lifeforce II 3
>Wherever Needed I 2
>Superhuman Intellect III -1
>Legendary Armor (Attraction) -2
>Aura of Attraction -3
>Unnatural Stealth II 10
>Arts of Illusion I 9
>Uncanny Senses II 7
>Unassuming Shape I 6
>Power of the Mind II 4
>Criminal Intent II 2
>Seductive Form II 0
>Magical Education 5
>Engineering Degree 4
>Secret Hideout 3
>Inspiring Presence 2
>Mikhail Jansen 0
>Forbidden Love -2
>Unpopular Opinion -1
>Betrayal Most Foul 0
Yeah, I kinda cheated by taking solely political perks, but eh.
>>46081917
You weren't using information at all. You were adding nothing to the discussion. Either make an argument or don't, but don't pretend you are when you're not.
>>46081676
I always thought the 'over 100 pounds' definition of megafauna was stupid. I realize that the VAST majority of animals are below that weight, but come on, all large predators these days are well above it and have been since the fucking late Devonian.
>>46081982
I agree with you but the natural solution is the implementation of a more expanded definition system seams like a waste of time considering how long it would take to implant in the biological community. The fucking salt would be unreal if we tried to make the Europeans alone try to agree on a new system.
>>46081955
The anon I was replying to said
>there's a very real chance an asteroid hits us in a week from now
And implied that climate change is in the same class of problems we can't do anything about, and that basically
>calm your tits and enjoy your life
I should ignore it and not try to talk about it or take action.
My reply was: No actually. This expert on the subject says that the asteroid scenario is much less likely than the extreme climate change one to present an existential risk. This backs up my argument that one is right to worry about it.
That's not an appeal to authority. Directing someone to an authority in a particular field is not the same as saying "I'm right because I went to Harvard."
>>46081955
You don't have any clue at all what "appeal to authority" means. It doesn't mean citations. Are you trolling, or just stupid?
>>46082076
Let nature takes its course.
Humans will survive.
>>46082122
Not with people like you consuming the future for shit that doesn't even make you comfortable.
>>46082148
So future quality of living will be poorer then it is now.
How does that refute my main point that humans will survive?
>>46082148
I'd rather have a computer then everyone else dies two generations after I do than live in a mud hut with no electricity so people can last until they evolve into something too stupid to ever re-invent it.
>>46082185
Yes, extinction is technically a lower quality of living than modern life, it's true.
Did you know that the average person in the United States has a worse standard of living than stone age humans on the Asian steppes? Well, except for infanticide of course. It really sucked to be less than five years old.
>>46082196
You can have your fucking computer without killing off the species, shitdick.
>>46082148
As the ecosystems break down, there might come a point when they're no longer able to support human life. Complex life can only thrive in a narrow set of circumstances. I think Frank Fenner worked on that. Too lazy to look it up right now.
>>46082225
But we won't go extinct, we'll just live underground.
>>46074637
Best CYOA coming through
>>46082225
>You can have your fucking computer without killing off the species, shitdick.
No I can't. Electricity inevitably leads to pollution. As does manufacturing. As does the growth of the human population itself. To eliminate environmental damage, we'd have to revert to chimp-level technology.
>>46082261
>>46082148
>>46082076
I don't care what the fuck anyone says, Tinfoil /X/phile, priest, scientist, bear, fucking capital G god of the planet Uranus.
"We are all going to die/future generations will become extinct."
Has been said probably since we first got our collective shit together and became humans.
Shit will change.
It always does.
We will survive.
And if we don't who cares?
If anything this will give us a reason to unify as a species, to drive off extinction. To become something...bigger...
don't ruin the moment of generations!
>>46082310
Or kill off 90% of the human population and maintain that population.
>>46082306
>>46082350
Nope, there'd still be pollution. It'd be slower but it's still not sustainable long term.
>>46082328
All right I can respect that post. You're not trolling and you're simultaneously dismissive and uplifting, which I'd never seen before.
I can go back to CYOAs now.
>>46082076
Your example of calling on an "expert" of only half the subjects at hand is word for word two separate examples of appeal to authority.
If you want to argue something, argue it. Don't go "b-but this guy said so ;_;". I don't give a flying fuck what someone else said. I have no time to look up who he is, why he matters, and the probably 27 people who disagree with him and are equally "experts" on these subject.
If you want to argue something, then argue it. We are all (at least I hope) intelligent enough to form our own thoughts.
>>46082373
Nothing is sustainable in the long term, the sun will go red giant in 5 billion years.
>>46082390
But sustainable is their buzzword for this stuff.
>>46082373
We can live comfortably in a low-tech, sustainable model. Philippe Bihouix wrote a book on that, it's pretty sweet.
>>46081898
Too bad.
>>46082388
>We are all (at least I hope) intelligent enough to form our own thoughts.
>>46082306
>>46082368
Just post the pdf instead of spamming images that no one cares about.
>>46082408
We can live comfortably if we don't change anything too. That's why people don't feel like changing anything.
>>46082408
>comfortably
>low-tech
Fuck that, life without electricity isn't worth living.
>>46082368
>>46082415
The current state of global politics is an unfortunate argument against this.
>>46074637
>Freedom
>Run by monopolistic corporations
Fat chance
>>46082428
Except it demonstrably makes us happier.
>>46082458
its a joke
about libertarianism
>>46082482
>The ignorant are happy eating shit and cockroaches and rolling around in mud because they don't know any better, that means everyone should live like that!
Do us all a favor and start on that life yourself, right now.
Reposting from last thread.
>>46082444
Eh, you get all sorts of wackjobs ranting about their own theories, which demonstrates that forming your own thoughts on a subject is pretty fucking easy.
>>46082541
>from last thread.
What? There was a new version?I still haven't figured out how to care about the old version.
>>46074691
>>46074714
Are you the same guy who made the tiny world CYOA?
>>46082557
It's less that, more the problem of thousands regularly jumping on the wackjob hype train.
Besides the point I suppose, this is more of a surplus of people and easy media access.
>>46082541
did the healslut and the idiot tank end up hooking up?
>>46076120
Version 4.01a's been done and posted.
Version 4.02a's first 3 pages have been posted. 3 more powers to go in the rewrite, but I might just skip to 4.03a depending on reaction.
Thanks for asking.
>>46082513
I'd love to, but I'm currently being supported by a first world hospital. Damned bleeding hearts won't let me just die in the woods. I wasn't even supposed to survive passed three. What's your excuse, asshole? That you're scared? Weak? Useless? Do you have any skills at all?
>>46082638
If Case 53 Skitter is your fetish, why isn't she a waifu-able companion?
Checkmate, atheist
>>46082645
Nope, I openly embrace technology and not being dead because my stomach couldn't handle breastmilk.
Ayyy highlander is almost done!
(Also suddenly has some education thing to take care of)
>>46082645
>>46082666
I have no stake in this current arguement as I live in the first world but have experianced frequent bouts of homelessness.
Both of you shut up. You're in a fucking CYOA thread where niether of you is going to get anything, aside subjecting everyone else to your salt and stroking your own dicks.
Now please.
>>46082513
Do you think we evolved to sit in place and concentrate on one thing, surrounded by millions of faces, forced to sleep eight hours straight through? They're happier because they're being fucking people. Human beings in human communities, free to build and ponder and discover and tell stories and make art when they have enough to eat, and being focused and desperate and brilliant and fruitful when they're looking for that food. You're a wretch. You are nothing. They're not the ignorant ones. They know what it is to be a human and not a cog in a memetic force beyond understanding or control. Except you're not even that, are you? Even in your broken, subhuman, ignorant context you are useless. You're just some bitter loser that thinks the whole Universe from one infinite end to the other owes you. Eat your own shit, you solip-cyst. Like mindless yeast, you are consuming without considering and filling your whole reality with the very thing that's going to kill you off.
>>46082718
You won't convince them to stop arguing.
>>46082718
>s-stop discussing topics that formed directly from a CYOA's contents guys ;_;
>>46082655
>>46082638
Give more alternate Skitter triggers - Master (projection), Thinker (Precog), Mover (between dimensions), Tinker, etc. Add Case 53 as an option that can be added to anything.
>>46082726
Evolution doesn't have a set goal beyond the propagation of genes.
>>46082754
That's not a goal, that's just a result.
>>46082754
Yeah, and it's tailored to a specific environment and condition. You're not living it. That's why you're miserable, dysfunctional, and hopeless.
>>46082786
Wow, that projection.
>>46082754
propagation of genes isn't a goal, it's just a thing that happens. goal would imply intent.
it would be more technically accurate to say "evolution doesn't have a set goal".
>>46082745
> Let me put words here
Fucking Christ. There is plenty of shit you can throw that I gave you but always this.
>>46082737
I know that. But I feel better having thrown my iron in the fire, regardless of their further action.
>>46082794
This whole arguemnt is projection.
>>46082541
Class: Noble
Strength: 1 + 3 (4) +5 when using Overdrive
Defence: 2 (2)
Agility: 3 + 3 (6) +5 when using Overdrive
Intelligence: 2 + 1 (3)
Skill: 4 + 3 + 3 (10)
Extra stat points: +3 skill
Physical Skills: Tempered, Willpower, Enhanced, Overdrive, Flurry, Sixth Sense, Martial Arts, Athletics
Magical Skills: Fire, Lightning, Blink
Spiritual Skills: Bloodlust, Monster Within
Weaponry: Bladed Arms, Ancient Weaponry
Spiritual: Indomitable, Recall, Pocketing
Bounties: Dragon, Strange, Phoenix (130)
Rewards: Forge (10), Library (10), Alchemy (10), Market (10), Healing (5), Training (5), Scavenging (5), Diner (5), Festival (5), Club (5), Underground (5), Upper (40), Servant (15)
Highest possible Skill level I could achieve to make me into a CQC dominator with a sprinkle of magic for a bit of diversity, Blink to improve on my dodging abilities and with Sixth Sense I'd hopefully be able to avoid most attacks.
Overdrive would be used for a last ditch effort attempt in case I get backed into a corner and combined with Bloodlust to mitigate the self inflicted damage.
To make up for my glass cannon nature I would aim to leech a dragon kill to absorb its soul and make myself a little bulkier and from then on its smooth sailing, hopefully.
Rate /10
>>46082786
"Evolving" that much would only take a few generations. See siberian foxes for an example. At this point that sort of thing has certainly already set in significantly in the human population. We may as well move forward.
>>46082794
No, you stupid cunt. That statistical reality. That is why the further we divorce ourselves from the natural struggles and environment, the more we face systemic disease and the epidemic of disorders.
>>46082620
I don't know but seeing how these things usually go I'd have to assume yes. Healslut is a slut after all.
>>46075606
Space Opera
Adventure
Talent
Transport
Fellowship
McGuffin
GLORIOUS INTERGALACTIC QUEST!
>>46082794
Well it's a safe bet, being as we're on 4chan. But yeah primitivist anon has a weird aggressiveness towards technophile anon. Live and let live, boys.
>>46081854
The creator posted a page he was working on, but never anything else.Wilhelmina best bride.
>>46082718
Xeno Serum
Nano Serum
Gang Member giving me a large pet
In less than a year I will butt rape the entire colony of criminals and make my own paradise.
>>46082808
The foxes you're talking about were not only very much NOT randomly selected for their environment, they had to go through basically a hundred generations to get there. Foxes breed very quickly. Humans don't. We can live for almost a century. Christ, you don't even know the first thing about this subject, and you're acting like you've got it all squared away? Are you serious?
>>46082610
No it was made by someone different. SymbioteAnon has 3 other cyoas to his name. A Bionicle one, Artificial Intelligence and Second Skin.
>>46082726
>>46082786
>>46082827
>>46082868
No, it only took a few generations. Look it up you tard. And humans aren't randomly selected either, our way of life is a very strong mold.
>Foxes breed very quickly. Humans don't.
What the fuck difference does that make to the number of generations? Do you even know what a generation is?
>>46082849
You misspelled Astrid.
>>46082695
> So are we really just going to let them worship guns?
Yea, they're not really endangering anyone besides each other and they're good in a fight. Why? It's not like they're any worse then the feathered suicide bombers.
> ... This whole fucking organization is full of lunatics.
That was self evident.
>>46082849
I like Drusa.
>>46082941
You're really bad at spelling Tertia.
Alright alright.
This has become a debate now.
If your going to shitpost in a CYOA thread at least post CYOAs, and a civil debate to the other side.
Caveman anon, you can start.
Why do humans need to worry about climate change?
>>46082910
Look it up yourself, because you're sorely mistaken. It took decades of breeding. That's a lot of fox babies.
>what the fuck difference does that make
It makes a whole lot of fucking difference when we're talking about 200 years that we'd have to adapt to this toxic new condition and wild weather. That's at best only half a dozen generations. God damn, this is totally pointless. You can't link even elementary logic together.
>>46082831
He is blatantly advocating for the extinction of humanity so he can get his creature comforts. That deserves venom.
>>46082977
>toxic
Now now, anon, no need to project your opinions so hard.
>200 years
Okay, let's say it's 200 years. A significant part of that is already over. We may as well go forward. It'll be fine.
>>46082977
Some things are more important than life, anon. Like preservation of knowledge, technology, and the advancement of science. And the internet.
>>46082977
>He is blatantly advocating for the extinction of humanity so he can get his creature comforts. That deserves venom.
The only thing that deserves venom here is your melodrama.
>>46082977
Humans don't need fucking endless generations to adapt to environment, we built tools for that purpose. Also, relatively cheap genetic modification is two to three years away with the wonderful world of designer babies becoming a thing soon. (Who needs nature when you have SCIENCE!?!???!!!)
>>46082655
No! Case 53 Skitter's MINE. She's pure. I'm not gonna let you perverts waifu-ize her. She's mineminemine goddammit!
>>46082749
Duly noted. Version .02a has Avatar, which is the expy of Siberian.
Precogs can be tricky. Any ideas on how it should be executed?
Mover, yeah, someone else also noted the desire for dimensional travel. I'm thinking I might rework Teleport into a portal system which would have dimensional travel as an upgrade.
I might just make a Case 53 sub-cyoa 'cause there was this Bio-Soldier cyoa that I liked but like the Worm CYOAs, lack a greater variety of options.
>>46082541
Okay, Ill go:
Warrior
+3 defense
Tempered, Willpower, Enhanced, Overdrive
Toughness, Flurry, Sixth Sense, Iron Mass
One with Nature
Poisons,
Blunt Arms
Indomitable, Blessed
Pocketing, Premonition, Healing
Hydras, Behemoths, Leviathans with Ancient Danger
Forge, Library, Market, Training, Scavenging, Diner, hot springs, Club, Low housing
35 points leftover, walking tank with magical and automatic healing.
>>46083164
>No! Case 53 Skitter's MINE. She's pure. I'm not gonna let you perverts waifu-ize her. She's mineminemine goddammit!
So...she's like a humanoid bug that'll bite your head off during sex, then pump your corpse full of her "babies"...
>>46083164
The shard/general perks you had where cool. Maybe also keep the hero/rogue/villain thing you had going on?
If you want companions/weird extras there are a shitton of fan crossovers whith worm
>>46082827
Are you a Kim Stanley Robinson fan, by any chance? I remember hearing from someone that his Forty Signs of Rain books were pretty good, they're all about global warming and I think one even includes a scientist going primitivist when he realizes there's nothing that can be done.
Haven't read 'em myself, but Red Mars and The Years of Rice and Salt were pretty damn good.
>>46083007
You are such a retard. "Toxic" is a fact, not an opinion. Humans get sick in the environment that's being created. Hong Kong, motherfucker. Your answer to the 200 year criticism isn't even an answer. I hope you're being watched after by the state, and kept away from power tools and election booths.
>>46083268
She'll also zombify me ala wasps.
>>46083295
Thanks for commenting. The companions thing is mostly to give this thing a bit of a group effort aspect. And yeah, there's quite a few Worm fanfics out there. Some are surprisingly good.
>>46083307
>my opinion is fact :^)
> Humans get sick in the environment that's being created.
Humans got sick in the previous enviroment even more. So fucking what.
>>46083268
>>46083374
But there aren't any insects that do that to their mates unless they're starved.
>>46083164
>No! Case 53 Skitter's MINE. She's pure. I'm not gonna let you perverts waifu-ize her. She's mineminemine goddammit!
Your greed will be your downfall! Give us something man! Give us anything, dammit!
Also, I can't believe you let us have stands but not an overly convoluted time power that's impossible for the opposition to fully comprehend. Denying us mutant waifus who exist in deformed misery? Taunting us with Stands but no way to make King Crimson? It's like you're trying to make a serious quality cyoa instead of joke bait here, you bastard.Seriously though, I have really liked what you've done. Keep up the good work.
>>46083307
>Your answer to the 200 year criticism isn't even an answer.
>It's not an answer because I don't like it! I want a better answer, one that doesn't point out that I'm wrong!
>>46083164
I meant alternate options for how Taylor triggers, in the vein of Tinker TaylorSoldier Spyfrom 0.1a, but that works too.
Also, a low-power Case 53 CYOA sounds like a great idea.
>>46083164
>>46083574
Is Tinker Taylor from some fanfic or something?
Anybody got the Power Armour CYOA pdf? I feel like making a build
>>46083842
I thought it was an award winning British Television series about the cold war but I could be wrong.
>>46083030
Right so I'm just "projecting" when he said that he doesn't care if we're extinct in two generations as long as he gets his computer. Vomit up some more buzzwords, why don't you?
>>46083017
Extinct species don't preserve anything. And abandoning comforts doesn't mean a loss in the principles of them. It's about retooling expectations.
>>46083055
That's a platitude, not an argument. Retrovirus gene modding isn't ever going to be cheap, and it certainly is not precise. "tools" isn't a god you worship for miracles, and not everything you enjoy is a tool that makes things more efficient for survival, of either you or the species as a whole. Some things are only efficient for serving up your exploitation by cultural conditions.
>>46083405
Nah bruh, they didn't. Cancer was a lot more rare for most of human existence. Diabetes, schizophrenia, asocial psychopathy, treatment-resistant plagues were a lot more rare. Yeah, you could die from the cold. But you also didn't die from throat lesions due to smog exposure. This isn't an either-or. We can have flu vaccines AND not choke on smoke. You're not being a technophile, you're being a fucking luddite. Coal and slavery is what exists now so it's all that ever can exist again, and let the future rot away, right? Fuck yourself, trying to take some high ground when you're just an anti-intellectual cynic.
>>46083164
Can you use overclock on yourself?
>>46083504
You didn't provide an answer. You dodged the question and spat out a feel-food platitude at the cherry-picked phrase from the question. Even you know you're full of shit at this point.
>>46083842
There is such a fanfic, but it's a reference to a TV show. It's on that forum regarding battles in space, if you know what I mean.
>>46083927
I have it but my internet is being a piece of shit right now, so I can't upload it. Afraid I have to direct you to one of the dropboxes in the pastebin.
>>46084077
No computers no preservation of information.
>>46083164
>>46083485
You know, considering there's been at least four Worm cyoas and the alliteration, I'm really surprised there hasn't been an actual Worm Waifu CYOA. I mean, you've got Skitter, Tattletale, Miss Militia, Dragon, Alexandria, Faultline, Contessa, all sorts of Slaughterhouse Nine members, Slaughterhouse Nine-thousand members, Echidna, Echidna clones of the aforementioned potential waifus, best girlSimurgh, the thinker entity, and possibly the third entity. A lot to pick from.
>>46084180
Most of them are insane and unlikeable.
>>46084077
>you can live WITHOUT all the modern comforts of today!
>slavery didn't exsist when we where barely above caveman
>the common cold wasn't deadly when we where primitive
>China is having problems with their smog so EVERY country has problems with killing the planet
Learn 2 b8
>>46084201
Yes, that is the intended humor. That is the joke.
>>46083164
Also, some unique ideas for precog powers:
>Can only detect trigger events; gives a probability spread for certain areas, types of power, and times of triggering over the next year (several if pushed)
>Has a vague sense of how much a given action would affect precogs' plans (deviation given by shard, shards distinguishable); precog shards ignore this power on calculations
>Can see your own (mutable) actions and state - not anything else- for the next few minutes. Doesn't include recursive activations.
>>Other Manton-limited precognitives - only seeing objects.
>Hypothetical precognition: running simulations, from "What if the Simurg attacked now" to "How would that hot babe react to being violated by tentacles" to "What would Panacea look like unmasked". Only one simulation at a time; larger changes reduce accuracy as probabilities are generalized to most likely unless otherwise specified.
>>46084180
Also canonically 2/3 of capes are female.
Lucky guys.
>>46084180
Dragon is Best Girl
>>46084283
>Not having powers
>Lucky
>>46084283
>>Hypothetical precognition: running simulations, from "What if the Simurg attacked now" to "How would that hot babe react to being violated by tentacles" to "What would Panacea look like unmasked". Only one simulation at a time; larger changes reduce accuracy as probabilities are generalized to most likely unless otherwise specified.
I really like that one. I was considering the idea of a "you've read worm"-themed precog power for a non-cyoa project, where it would basically let you continuously read an updated version of the book for the changes you've made. This makes me think of a version of that but for fanfiction scenarios.
>>46084314
>not Simurgh
>not the REAL hero of the story who ACTUALLY orchestrated the saving of the world unlike someone who just mind controlled a bunch of people and then took credit for the kill when someone not under her thrall figured out how to show Scion pictures of his dead girlfriend
>>46084211
It's really sad that you thought this was a clever enough reply to type up, when you clearly have the reading comprehension of an above-average turtle.
>>46084174
I'm sorry, what?
>>46084487
Your cave paintings cannot accurately preserve the total of our acquired knowledge.
>>46084201
Apparently nobody uses paper, pencils or read books anymore.
