What do you think she was like during her guild's equivalent of highschool?
Guilds usually use a system of apprenticeships rather than a public school to educate their members.
Probably slutty and badly dressed with some ugly piercings. Anyway who is this?
Why the boob window?
Or is the dress designed to have a tit pocket?
>>46035049
I don't imagine the Orzhov have a highschool. She was probably privately taught by a Ghost Dad.
>>46036244
So~, Julia Greenhilt?
>>46036244
The most beautiful woman in Ravnica
>>46036473
It's the symbol of her guild. They're pretty decadent and like to display wealth, so being sexually aggressive makes sense as a display of power.
A big dork
The other girls in the academy probably bullied her nonstop because of her useless leg and huge boobs
>>46039037
please, she isn't even best Orzhov girl
>>46043315
>>46039132
I'm basically just imagining that pic from /co/ of Powergirl as a teenager except with black hair.
>>46041510
Girls don't bully each other
>>46045328
Please. All female to female interaction is social sparring for dominance.
Women don't have friends, just allies.
>>46045328
>>46045328
>I'll take "Least accurate statements on the internet" for 400, Alex.
>>46045328
Never actually talked to a girl before spotted.
>>46045328
>>46045345
>Women don't have friends, just allies.
TEMPORARY allies. At best.
>>46045315
This one?
>>46045505
Yup. That's the one.
We should get one of our drawfags to make a Teysa version.
>>46045505
It looks like she has one mega-boob
>>46045328
>>46045560
Make her hair black, add the boob window, replace the book for a cane
>>46045596
Yeah pretty much. Change her clothes into Orzhov colors and maybe give her that triangular chin piercing and you're golden.
I know there's a version of that pic with the boob window already edited in, but I don't have it.
>>46039037
Assassins are on the way to your house now...
>>46045345
>>46045387
>>46045407
>>46045418
>>46045461
>>46045582
So you're all girls or just whiteknights?
>>46045596
>>46045625
I'm pretty bad at photoshop, but I'm still giving it the old college try
>>46047140
>>46047154
>>46047250
I can't get over her dumb hat
>>46043315
I love how it's canon that they whore the angels out as high-class cumsocks.
>>46036473
OH fuck I just realized that when we return to Ravinca again, we will lose the boob window and or the Boros Fist because it might trigger some one.
>>46048111
Where was that established?
>>46048282
the Guildpact novel
>>46048186
Nah, the game still has enough tits in it that the window is safe. It's more likely that its owner will be dead, and a ghost who is somehow not gross looking like all the other Orzhov ghost-dads.
The fist... well I dunno. I play another game that has a fist as a sigil and there are TONS of SJWs in that shitheap and it's still around.
>>46048403
Can ghosts still interact with the living world in Ravnica?
How was she supposed to win the dragon maze all i know is that she has a bad leg and she's actually very old
>>46048709
Yeah, the Orzhov do it all the time.
Ghosts = elite
Vampires = almost elite
Zombies = debt slaves
Thrulls = fucked sideways
>>46048709
Yup though usually it makes them pretty pissed since it stops their usual activities of sitting in their ghost recliners, looking at their diamond and gold encrusted floors, twirling ethereal mustaches while scheming, ghost farting in another room to place blame on the thrull and counting their annual earnings.
>>46046605
Nah dude, it's fairly common knowledge that girls bully each other.
It's not the rough-housing stuff either, but this kind of really venomous and vicious mockery behind their backs and destroys social lives like some kind of insidious Friendship Assassin.
Arguably I think beating each other up is more civilized. I got into a few fights in high school and ended up on okay terms with those guys, but girls just go way out of their way to do permanent damage to each other's social lives, it's kinda fucked up in my opinion.
>>46048907
>>46048971
I meant if they could touch stuff. If my waifu is a ghost I want to be able to "hold her hand"
>>46049435
You could always kill yourself and fuck her with your ghostcock.
>>46049953
No pain no gain
Probably a rotten slut who sucked a lot of dicks to make up for being a cripple
>>46050295
That must cost a lot of jewery on your part, is it worth it?
>>46036473
>>46045596
>>46048186
I believe the proper term is key hole, not boob window.
Also I think she would have been a nasty bitch in high school.
>>46043315
>>46048111
The thing about the Orzhov is that you can buy your very own Angel of Despair, but by the time you can actually afford one you're so old that your dick doesn't work anymore. Instead of getting an angel maid/cocksleeve, you get an angel bodyguard/nurse.
She wipes your butt, she protects your life, she puts you to bed at 4pm
>>46048186
I knew a guy who had the Boros symbol on a tshirt. He was a big bald dude as well, but I didn't know how to tell him he looked like a white supremacist.
>>46043315
>>46048111
>>46048282
>>46048342
>>46051434
>you will never have a qt angel waifu who will take care of decrepit old body
>>46045328
Oh, you poor naive child.
Teacher at an all girl's school here. The shit they can pull is more malicious than anything I remember from guys when I was in high school. It's pure vicious.
>>46050972
>I believe the proper term is key hole, not boob window.What's the key, anon?
>>46052163love
>liking a cripple jew who'd throw under the bus for more shekels
Boros girls are better
>>46052546
Anon, Teysa believes in the spirit of the law, even if she might be willing to play by the letter of it when she has to.
>>46048186
>or the Boros Fist
What's wrong with the fist?
>>46052546
What were Boros girls like in highschool?
>>46052845
What were cops and soldiers like in high school?
>>46052845
Volleyball team.
>>46052845
Jocks who push dorks like Teysa around
>>46052845
They played field hockey and softball.
>>46052882
dropouts?
>>46048186
>>46051524
>>46052682
Can someone explain this?
>>46053438
Fists are often symbols of radical movements. Red fists for socialists, Black fists for Black supremacists, White fists for White supremacists, etc.
It's also similar to the White Power (and Black Power) salute.
>>46053481
Silver fists for paladins.
>>46053481
>>46035049
>tfw you will never insert coins and bills between her tits through her slutty boob window
>>46048011
How is it coming along, bro?
>>46046605
Um... Whiteknights jump in to DEFEND women.
>>46053817
Pretty well, honestly. Having a bit of trouble with the keyhole, but it's nothing major.
Decided to make her hair a really dark blue, so it wouldn't be one solid color. Seem to have gotten the shade right.
Should I change the color of her clothing, and if so, should it be black or white?
>>46053993
If the boobwindow is proving too challenging you can leave it for a later version, same with the piercings. Black shirt/white skirt, white shirt/black skirt, whichever looks better.
>>46052984
So you're saying that there were a couple of Boros girls that would always kick her walking cane, making her fall down, and laugh as she struggled to get back up again?
>>46053817
>>46054353
Aaaaand DONE!
At least the rough draft. Anything obviously off about this pic that needs to be fixed?
>>46057378
Looks great! If you could, I would try to add in that little chin thing she has so that it's more recognizable as Teysa at a glance. The hat would also help but that seems like it would be more difficult.
Thanks for doing that!
>>46057378
BEAUTIFUL
Great job, bro. Other details for future consideration:
>make the boobwindow look more like the Orzhov logo
>change the book to look more orzhov-like
>replace the book with the fancy walking cane
>change the background to look like the inside of the Orzhova
>add a ghost or a thrull next to her, staring right at her tits
>>46057378
The braces should be gold. It's the little details that make the image, after all.
>>46057890
Anything else?
>>46058247
Didn't see that.
Probably won't do thrull/ghostunless you give me a refference pic
Definitely not doing walking cane; not good enough yet.
Could probably do more stuff with the book and boob-window, though.
>>46058272
I fucking hate how I didn't think of that. Lemme get started
>>46057890
>>46058247
>>46058397
Any other suggestions?
Also, while i was looking for refference pics, I happened to find some actual art of Teysa as a teenager.
As expected, it looks better than mine
>>46059602
Where's her cane?
>>46059419
Would be willing to try the other ravnican qts?
>>46061292
Most fanart of her conveniently forgets that she's been crippled since birth
Is Agrus Kos still alive?
I have a pet theory that the eventual Magic movie will be about Ravnica going to shit while Jace is screwing around on Ravnica and Innistrad. Agrus Kos would be the main character as played my Idris Elba, and the plot would consist of sneaky detective work to unravel various plots. He'd get to rescue Taijic, and Teysa if she's still alive (ghost-Teysa if she's not)
I bet that would be cool
>>46061333
Yes, more Rakdos!
>>46061365
If she's totally crippled in the one leg, is having just a cane really enough to be able to walk?
>>46061405
He was dead before the end of Ravnica block.
Didn't stop him from finishing off the story as a ghost of course, but he's definitely dead. I just forget if he was dead for Guildpact or Dissension.
>>46043315
Try again mate.
>>46043315
>BALD
>>46061446
I have trouble seeing a Rakdos girl as a former teenage dork, an Izzet of course, but a Rakdos I can't see it
>>46062228
Rakdos was the school bicycle
>>46061292
>>46061365
I always thought the cane was a status symbol
>>46061446
I can't draw, but I'm passable at photoshop. Give me something to work with, and I'll make you your QTsAfter dinner, thoughI have an idea of what to do with that pic, though
>>46061815
>She regularly gets plowed by rich, old, disgusting Orzhov members
>>46061446
>>46062567
I did a thing
>>46062567
You think you can work this one into an Izzet apprentice?
More art of Teysa getting bullied for her large breasts.
>>46063578
I'll give it a try
>>46063601
>the one on the left not being Izzet
>>46063601
>Rakdos girl maximum overjelly
cutemore?
>>46063697
I didn't draw this; I'm just finding it
>>46063756
Spoiler: the rakdos girl is Exava
Also, there is more. Seems to be a whole exava x teysa yuri series by some foreign guy
http://artofkamina.deviantart.com/art/Sad-return-to-home-542690824
http://artofkamina.deviantart.com/art/Stone-542691429
http://artofkamina.deviantart.com/art/Surprise-542692530
http://artofkamina.deviantart.com/art/Curekiss-542693143
http://artofkamina.deviantart.com/art/first-kiss-542681012
http://artofkamina.deviantart.com/art/Festival-Of-Guildpack-543073557
I'm undoubtedly missing pages
>>46063929
I still dont know why that one teysa comic is the only one you cant fucking find on torrents anywhere
>>46064122
Wait, you have good teysa comics?
post that shit!
>>46064620
I just said i know one exists yet the full version is nowhere to acquired unless youre willing put like 15 $ or so.
>>46063578
Its coming along slowly. If the thread stays up until tomorrow, I'll post it. If not, I'll put it in a draw thread.
>>46065840
You enjoying this so far?
>>46065905
Yeah, it's nice
I don't get it why are you guys posting female versions of John Travolta?
>>46066049
You ms have a point there...
>>46052141
Tell us stories, friend. I need proper teenage girl rivalries for an Innocents campaign.
>>46048088
Dude, it's the clergy/mob. Dumb hats are the only way to go
>>46051524
Not a fan of the Golgari, but golgari symbol is the best symbol for a shirt.
>>46066867
Orzhov's is neat
>>46063259
>>46059419
I approve, Anon. Well done.
>>46035049
>>46047250
So glad he quit playing and we don't have to see any more of his shitty art.
>>46053481
>>46053761
Clearly, the symbol of a raised fist is universal.
>>46068603
>I'll post contrarian shit in a thread I could have easily hidden or ignored! MY DICK IS NOW ROCK HARD!
Here's your (You). Spend it wisely.
>>46068682
>having an opinion is BAD
Here's yours.
>>46068698
Huh, thanks anon.
>>46051434
Isnt Teysa like 90?
So wouldn't you still be looking mid20s at that age as well? Meaning my donger will still be rocking.
>>46063601
What's the symbol on the one on the left? I don't recognize that guild?
>>46068851
Probably just some Golgari who can't draw properly. Nothing to worry about, fellow citizen.
>>46068851
Well, you made me chuckle.
There is clearly nothing there.
>>46068722
This is such a laughable fallacy and you probably actually believe it too. If I need to explain why, then you're beyond saving.
>>46068888
What a waste of a get. For shame.
>>46068825
112, actually.
>>46068888
>Someone posts his opinion in a thread
>You derail the thread to bitch him out for doing so
>Someone calls you out on that and you hide behind accusations of "fallacy"
You know, the funny thing is that simply pointing out that someone else has committed a fallacy doesn't actually prove their stance wrong. It merely means that they're making their case poorly.
>>46068894
>he cares about gets
You really are worth about zero, aren't you? As expected.
>>46069029
Wait, is your shitposting derailing really just because you're salty that someone called Tamales shit?
>>46069029
>he posts worst girl
Well, that explains why you're such a faggot, at least.
>>46069017
Let me ask you what the point of going into a place where they are discussing/enjoying something you don't like, and interjecting your opinion is? Do you break into movie theaters and yell at the top of your lungs that the movie is bad, so that those people watching can be SURE you think this, and hopefully they will see the light and follow you into the setting sun?
I mean I know where we are, anon. Don't you? Either you let people act like asses or you call them out on it. What's the difference to you? Just because you are content to let people behave in a disruptive manner doesn't mean everyone else is. If he's free to drop into places he has no business posting in because his only goal is to be contrarian and inflammatory then I'm free to tell him to fuck off if you're too much of a passive faggot to do it yourself. Not that he will, but I guess we're all just filled with our own hot opinions on the matter, aren't we?
>>46069064
see >>46069095
>>46069073
I'm a faggot because I spend all this time here with you, Anon. Now do you want to talk about Teysa in highschool or do you want to touch each other's dicks?
>>46069095
You're assuming I didn't make any other posts in this thread. I made several, unrelated to this issue. I just also expressed my opinion. I'm actually the one who posted the link in >>46068698 and who correctly gave Teysa's age in >>46069001
I just also happen to find PolishTamale's art style atrocious, and am glad that he won't be producing any further content.
>>46069135
>Now do you want to talk about Teysa in highschool or do you want to touch each other's dicks?
Can't we do both? <3
>>46069157
Oh good for you! I contribute things all the time too. Even in this very thread as well. Isn't it fun to contribute things instead of for some reason, doing so and then presenting opinions purely for the sake of lowering thread quality? What, if anything, did that comment contribute to the original conversation? It's fine that you don't care for his art. I happen to think he's middle of the road at best myself. But it means nothing to the thread, and really only exists in that context to incite someone. Which, ergo, is shitposting, which you accuse me of doing by calling you out on it.
I mean I know you don't operate like this in real life, and have to get your jollies here, but do try to keep it in your pants sometimes so we can have decent threads once in a while.
>>46069135
>do you want to touch each other's dicks?
[blog]Hilariously, though unrelated to this particular segue, I'm currently in a hotel room with another guy I met on 4chan, and am currently preparing to suck his dick.[/blog]
>>46069207
HELL YES WE CAN!
>>46069218
Go get 'em champ.
>>46069213
So, then, we're back to
>Having opinions is BAD
Here's another (You) for your pile.
You haven't explained why anon sharing his opinion harms you in any way, other than that you don't like it. That's great, but how does derailing a thread to berate him do anything positive other than get your dick hard?
>>46069239
>it's explained
>"you didn't explain it! TURNABOUT!"
You're not very good at this. I'll hand this (You) right back. You need it more than I do. Also I don't really feel like continuing this, so any further posts by you will be, really, nothing but more shitposts in the same vein as your last few. Only, to nobody in particular. Want me to be the bigger man? I will. Enjoy your hot opinions Anon, and I will enjoy mine. And next time, do try to actually address points instead of reverting back to tired old 4chan defenses? Please? It's so boring dealing with people who can't banter back.
>All this smug elitism over literally nothing
I miss when /tg/ was good.
>>46069358
I'd say it was never good, but that's not true, it was at one time, yeah.
>>46069218
Did you meet him on /tg/ ?
Ontopic : Who are GOOD artists for mtg smut/fanart/etc? (Subjectively)
the one on the left was probably an awkward and dweeby guy
Bumpz
>>46048342
From the first ravnica block? I don't remember that bit...
>>46066867
I made a flag with the (new) Golgari symbol. It's an old torn pillow case with a bleached tee thing going on that makes it look like fungus and it's tied to an old stick. I brought it to the prerelease. It looks good. Had it hanging in my room for a bit.
>>46069073
Liliana ain't that bad,_Jace_is worst girl
>>46063578
>>46065840
first draft of the izzet highschooler. Any suggestions?
>lesbians
AAAAAAAND I'M DONE.
Talk about cringeworthy shit.
>>46072095
Promising, think you can make the boots look like Niv-Mizzet?
>>46072216
Sorta. I can make it his colours, but I can't add any more detail than is already present.
I'm probably also gonna turn her wand into Isochron Sceptre (or at least try to).
