Part three of the sometimes slow, sometimes exciting, and sometimes retarded goblin CivQuest. I originally tried to start the campaign earlier in the day, but there weren't enough original players online.
Your inventory is:
A shattered cart that says on one side "Mr. Jenkins Porridge Store".
A dead horse.
1 large vat of blueberry porridge.
1 large vat of apple porridge.
1 large vat of maple porridge.
1 large vat of that kind of porridge that has candy dinosaur eggs in it.
1 wood ape.
40 g.
Threads:
>>45686286
>>45698096
Let's go find some more goblins
It's just a shitty little tribe right now, that's no civ at all
>>45704442
Give me a roll.
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>45704637
SureAlready got 2 100s last time, so I'm expecting all my luck to have been used up
Its back!
>>45704734
Hang on, I'll write something up.
WE WILL CRUSH BONES TO DUST, DUST FOR THE DUST GOD!
Sorry for the wait guys, I have one thing to do. This thread will be running very soon- I promise.
>>45704309
This seems fun.
>A shattered cart
Home
>A dead horse
Food
>vats of porridge
More food
>wood ape
Plaything
>40 g
My precious
Why do we need to search for more goblins? We have all what we need.
>>45705488
I trust you bae
Anyone else see the wood ape as a bigger Clyde? I think that should be his final name.
With a pretty good roll of 72 for recruit searching, you succeed in finding 8 more goblins- expanding your party to 40. You are also pretty certain there are no other goblins in the area for a fair distance.
What do you do?
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>45706163
Orgy.
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>45706163
Explore
>>45706179
It's gonna be tough to beat that, but I roll to institute a more official breeding program based on serving the dust god.
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>45706211
shit, forgot to roll.
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>45706163
Explore
No more rolls. I'l, write something.
>>45706239
ALL HAIL THE DUST GOD. DEUS VULT.
>>45706293
*DEUST VULT
I've been looking at these threads, and I find it hilarious that ALL the rolls for slavery have been ridiculously high.
I suppose I'll give myself a Goblin name and participate as well.
DUST FOR THE DUST GOD
>>45706617
GLASS FOR THE GLASS THRONE
Is OP kill?
>>45706868
I was just about to ask. He seems to take a long time to write a little. Maybe he waits to see the rolls and then brainstorms it while he does something else, like making food or taking a shit.
This seems interesting, but is op kill?
>>45706922
True enough, really, I should start Druid Civ 4, but I just don't fee like it.
>>45706977
I'd like to see a gnoll civ for once. They're one of my favorite races.
Rolled 88 (1d100)
rolling for starting druidism
>>45707033
Ogre civ maybe?
>>45707164
I would like to see a merchant ogre civ.
>>45704309
In this reading threads now, want me to namefag?
>>45707231
Oh your the slimeDM! greets!
>>45707188
That actually sounds fun
>>45707164
List of creatures I think would be interesting GNOLL
were
KOBOLD
treant
ursine
VANARA
CYCLOPS
aquatics
MYCEANEA
The capitalized ones are the ones I think would really stand out
>>45707290
Mycenia would peaque my interest as fungi are the largest living organisms on the planet? and very versatile
>>45707435
I'm fine w either does the GM wants to roll between his bolds?
Okay, this is ridiculous. It's been over an hour. Any anons wanna start another one?
>>45707760
There's one here.
>>45707159
>>45707797
i don't like any of these choices
Is it too late to redeem myself?
I had to be a good person and hang out with family members.
>>45708611
go on
I was looking forward to this all day:
Amidst your orgy party, you hear the sound of your d100 caravan trap being set off.
>>45708699
WHAT.DO.YOU.DO?
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>45708757
Try to capture some pinkskins, of course!
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>45708757
quickly cum
>>45708757
Git ma prisoners!
The highest roll was to jizz all over yourselves in excitement. but you inspect nonetheless. Your path net has seized and lifted above the group an entire carriage and horse...
You hear swearing in Common from inside....
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>45708977
convince them that if they submit themselves to us they can live.
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>45708977
take a peek inside
>>45709069
I'll roll for this.
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>45709092
shit.
16 was the highest roll, so peeking it is. A shining white claymore blade greets the face of the goblin sent. You now have 39 goblins.
What do you do?
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>45709183
>>45709069
>>45709241
They believe that you won't harm them. Still, the two heavily-built paladins make it very clear with their swords that they'd sooner give you their gold than become your slaves.
>>45709314
are they male or female?
>>45709314
try to knock them unconscious with some rocks.
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>45709420
Damn, why is the wait time a fucking minute?
>>45709387
Both male you sicko.
>>45707290
I kinda want to see insects
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>45709559
take their gold and let them leave
Look guys, lets just end the thread while people are still happy. My days kinda made things unfun, and people want to try other stuff. Let them have cake- you know?
>>45709559
fuck 'em anyways. Then steal their gold.
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>45709640
forgot roll
>>45709606
no thanks; it's goblins for me
