“... she does at that,” you say slowly. “Kitakami and Ooi returned in their torpedo cruiser configuration, didn't they?”
“Yep. Forty tubes apiece.”
“Hmm. With all the islets in there... we ought to be able to set up a nice, tight crossfire.” The more you think about it, the more sense it makes - the CLs *are* a bit tougher than the destroyers, have slightly better firepower and are still fast and easy-handling in the shallows.
You glance at Shigure again, and that decides it.
“I think Jintsuu's got a point, too,” you say quietly. “Goto?”
“The enemy won't want to operate anything bigger than heavy cruisers in that shooting gallery, so...” he nods. “I'm in. Has ASEAN told us what they can bring?”
“Hate's on the phone with them right now,” you say, jerking your thumb over your shoulder by way of indication.
“Ah. What do we know already?”
“Well, they've got our problem writ large - spread too thin. And their powerful assets are either tasked with escort, or concentrated at important choke points - and that basically means Malacca. Most of what they've been doing is ASW patrol; especially at the straits, since the subs have to pass there and they hate shallow water.”
“So mostly corvettes and fast-attack stuff, patrol boats,” Goto replies. “Well, that's perfect for those waters - if we can pair them off with your PT b-” Goto's phone rings. “Just a sec- Goto here.... good, glad to hear it, keep it up.” He hangs up with a sigh. “Fucking bitch made a lot of work for me with that damn call. Anyway, most of them carry anti-ship missiles, don't they?”
>>44973468
First?
Please sink for me.
“Yeah. Harpoons, Exocets, a few even have C-802s - whatever they can lay hands on at a good price.”
You flatten out the map and start making marks with your pencil. “Then... if they can scrape up a few frigates for us, we could put them in back - what do they pack?”
“Indonesian ones? Sea Wolf, mostly.”
“Well that's fucking useless. Those new Formidibles the Singaporeans bought, they've got ASTER-15s, don't they?”
“Yeah, but they won't toss those around casually - we'd be lucky to get one, much less two.”
Shigure edges closer. You recognize her expression; it's the hesitant look of someone who wants a shore pass very badly and are still trying to improve their excuse by the second.
Goto's been ashore longer than you; he doesn't catch it. “Hey, Shigure. What's up?”
She opens her mouth, turns red, and emits a small whimper.
“Cat got your t-” his phone rings again. “Goddamit- Goto here... well take it away from her... for fucks sake, this is exactly why we bought the goats, idiot! What? No. Don't you- you mother-fucker, I'll boil you in a lake of period blood for that one, you sonofabitch-”
You lean over and clap your hands over Shigure's ears. “Okay, what's up?”
She starts, ducking away from you defensively as Jintsuu glares at you. “You... uh... talking to... that other guy...”
“... Thomas?”
“Yeah. You said we're...” she swallows. “Natural?”
“Huh? You mean your origins?”
She nods slightly.
“I had a lot of time to think in the hospital,” you tell her. “All I could do was read, and think. So yeah, that's what I think of it. It's not supernatural per-se - just some aspect of the natural world our theories can't account for yet. If it's a field of science, we're still in the shamanistic phase - chanting and throwing chicken bones.” You chuckle. “Hell, we have ACTUAL shamans summoning you girls. It fits.”
>>44973468
Are the torpedo CLs really that effective?
>>44973496
First
>>44973468
PT BOATS WHEN PLANEFAG
>starting a new thread just so you can meme
>>44973388
I AM THE WAR THAT EXISTS WITHIN THE MACHINE
Shigure looks at the floor, hugging herself tightly. You can see she's shaking a little. Goto hangs up his phone with a sigh, refocusing on Shigure.
“So... am I really bad luck?”
You blink.
“They... they can prove it?”
“Shigure?” Goto says from behind her. “Have you ever heard about the Bermuda T-” his phone rings again. “FUCK!” he snarls, punching the speakerphone button.
“The Bermuda triangle?” you offer as Goto has a low-key and rather irritated chat with someone in Japanese.
“Duh,” Shigure says, cringing a moment later. “I mean, yeah.”
“Mysterious locale where ships sink all the time, super haunted, cursed, etc?”
She nods.
“Did you know it's fucking bullshit?”
“... what?”
“Yeah. The documentaries lied, kiddo. Lloyds of London - you know, the people that insure most ships the world over - say that ships don't sink there any more often than anywhere else. That's the numbers - the statistics. And yet everyone thinks it's a big spooky place.” You shake your head. “People's perceptions of good luck and bad luck are bullshit even with things we understand perfectly. With this stuff? They're just whistling out their ass.”
Shigure's eyes begin to tear up. “I'm n-not c-c-ursed?”
“No,” Goto says, his latest call finished. “The other girls are just scared, Shigure, or still hung up on-”
“It's not them,” she says, so softly that Goto quiets. “The.. the abyssals. They... they do things they shouldn't be able to do.” She backs away a bit till Jintsuu touches her shoulder reassuringly. “So... if I... have an aura, or, a curse, if I was-”
>>44973510
Who is this adorable lady?
>>44973517
KTKM and Ooichi are one trick ponies but no one else can torpedo spam like them.
>>44973514
>this is exactly why we bought the goats
What.
“No,” Goto says firmly. “No, you're not.”
“How can you know?” Shigure says, tears sliding down her cheeks as she stares blankly at the table. “If I'm r-r-really a-abyssal... how do I know which side I'm on? Can I control it? Or am I just... *on,* all the time, dooming everyone around me?”
“Shigure,” Goto starts firmly, “if that was true-” the bright jangle of his phone interrupts him again. He stabs the speakerphone button again. “WHAT!?”
“Your position is understood, Admiral.”
The ice-cold voice cuts the chatter in the room to a dying gurgle, like a knife drawn across a throat.
“Assuming you are capable of handling a polite conversation as well as you've handled this battle, I'd like to ask a courtesy from you. One professional to another.”
The army of assorted analysts, techies and spooks that set up camp near Goto just for this eventuality are staring at the phone, entranced by the English accent, so cold, crisp and precise it feels machine-stamped into your eardrum.
Goto stares at the phone, his expression inscrutable, until the voice breaks the silence once more.
“Please tell my ship that we haven't forgotten her and have no intention of giving up on her.”
Shigure drops as if shot, her eyes wide with terror, hands clutched over her ears desperately.
“And if you should need a similar courtesy, Admiral, you'll find the favor returned. Just...” the pause almost feels amused, compared to the horrific *feel* of every other word that came cutting out of the speaker. “leave a message in a bottle. Acceptable?”
A look of utter disbelief comes over Goto's face, his brow rising incredulously. “She already *knows* that, idiot.”
Shigure shrivels into a fetal position, sobbing with quiet terror as Jintsuu stares along with everyone else at Goto.
The Japanese Admiral leans over his phone, his eyes glinting like obsidian. *“WE ALL DO.”*
>>44973517
"no"no
He picks up the handset and SLAMS it down so hard the phone bounces. “Right. Shigure?” He leans over the table. “Shigure, if that was TROOOH!” He pitches over backwards as the girl bolts off the floor and into his arms, burying her face in his uniform. Goto stumbles against the wall before recovering, wrapping his arms around his charge, Shigure still shaking like a leaf, her gibbering terror muffled by Goto's chest.
And that's about when everyone else in the room goes fucking apeshit.
[ ] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
[ ] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.
[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
>>44973549
CV-6. Also the enemy.
>>44973514
>this is exactly why we bought the goats
They're summoning up more help aren't they?
>>44973580
>If I'm r-r-really a-abyssal... how do I know which side I'm on? Can I control it? Or am I just... *on,* all the time, dooming everyone around me?
What the fuck is this stupid bullshit? Why would you think that your abyssal powers are in any way related to what your ship did?
Did the Naka have a fucking choir on it? Fuck no.
>>44973517
If you're going to torpedo spam then might as well bring the masters.
![The+evidence+is+there_50ba34_5765056[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uIk3aJq.jpg "The+evidence+is+there_50ba34_5765056[1].jpg")
Reminder
>>44973549
A shitty character the same faggot keeps arguing in favor of in the other kancolle quest that's running.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
Go to the doc.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
>>44973608
>[ ] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.
For tactical advantage. As nice is getting Naka points are, we got a war to win.
>>44973608
>[x] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
Time to talk to the ticking time bomb.
>>44973580
OH FUCK OFF TERROR, YOU'RE GIVING US BRITS A BAD REP.
>>44973517
40 torpedoes, anon.
That's as many as four tens.
>>44973580
Oh jeeze
>>44973608
C
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T
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>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
Ei doc can y'all hook me up with some of that good stuff again?
>>44973608
>[ ] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
Who knows maybe we'll finally be told about all of the shit that's going on with Naka.
>>44973514
>this is exactly why we bought the goats, idiot! What? No. Don't you- you mother-fucker, I'll boil you in a lake of period blood for that one, you sonofabitch-”
>>44973608
>[ ] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.
he knows all about her gash, right?
>>44973578
Good fuckin' question.
>>44973580
...I don't understand Goto's response.
>>44973608
>[x] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
>>44973693
Are they gonna hit their own freighters again?
>>44973608
>[x] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
>>44973608
>>[X] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
>>44973546
>Did you know it's fucking bullshit
Yes and No on this one. You are correct, there isn't any increased sinking there. But it does have an increased amount of weird ass shit that does go on in there.
>>44973714
I am not sure if I understand.
>>44973608
>[ ] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
>>44973580
>“leave a message in a bottle. Acceptable?”
Can we spam them with dickbutts?
>>44973608
>[X] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
Naka will lie about it, Harder will think with his torpedo dick, but Wainwright isn't going to jeopardize other girls or his patient.
>>44973717
Everybody on that list knows about the gash.
We're the only one in this potential conversation who doesn't
>>44973608
>[X] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
>>44973475
on the plus side, it was more actual discussion and less shit-posting than usual
>>44973763
CAN AND WILL.
>>44973713
>Naka B-Balling with the bolillos
>>44973782
Dude, you jinxed it.
>>44973786
Do we really need a Homu homu here?
>>44973608
>[o] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
Ohhh my fucking GOD I hate Abyssals. You know, I think the purpose of those calls was SOLELY to put Shigure out of action through massive emotional damage! Why can't they be more like this variety?
Anyway, I'm to bed. Peace!
>>44973580
>That Goto face
Yeah, that feels right
>>44973769
its a vagina joke anon
>>44973608
>[X] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
I literally cannot wait for that fucking wooden bitch to get her comeuppance.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
>>44973802
Hiroshi Abe a hot dude.
I am gar for him.
>>44973801
That is adorable.
Got more where it is from?
>>44973724
>...I don't understand Goto's response.
The abyssal just told him that they will never, ever give up on trying to get their hands on Shigure.
Goto's reply was "No fucking shit, Sherlock." In other words, he already knows the abyssals are a relentless and implacable enemy - and more importantly, he knew it already when he mouthed off the first time.
>>44973608
>>[x] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
>>44973746
No. No it fucking doesn't, it's all hype and people making a quick buck by selling bullshit books that flat-out lie about most of the "strange" things that happen, both claiming conditions that weren't accurate and making up entire stories out of whole cloth.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
>>44973608
>[x] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
>“And if you should need a similar courtesy, Admiral, you'll find the favor returned. Just...” the pause almost feels amused, compared to the horrific *feel* of every other word that came cutting out of the speaker. “leave a message in a bottle. Acceptable?”
I don't understand this part. Is she talking about a prisoner exchange?
>>44973608
[ ] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
>>44973763
Just start sending them poorly-written fanfiction starring them with various donut steel sonic characters
>>44973608
>[x] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
naka would dodge the real issue with bantz.
don't think it's fair to put this decision on harder.
wainwright can at least tell us if her guns still work.
>>44973808
I'm sorry, it's hard to keep up with the innuendo and ship-based puns that these girls are seemingly constructed from
>>44973813
>Wooden ship
>Burkes seem fond of WP rounds
The first time she died alone and frozen. This time she can be plenty warm.
>>44973856
She is making fun of us?
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
If it were anyone else I'd go Doc, but it's Naka. She decides.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
>>44973861
>sent Terror a doujin of Harder and Naka smut
>>44973856
>Please relay a message for me
>I'll repay the favor, just put the note in a bottle and toss it into the waves
>DERR WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
dude are you fucking with me right now
>>44973862
>>[x] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
Fuck it, I'm changing my vote to this
>>44973856
Yes.
But fuck her, we're going to spam them with dickbutts.
>>44973831
Was shigure trying to justify volunterring for the mission?
>>44973856
I read that as if we want to contact the abyss.
I'm... not sure if she realizes how small we can make beacons.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
>>44973831
Oh. Oh!
Yeah, that makes a lot more sense than what I thought it was. Thanks, Fap Angel!
>>44973887
>written by fluff
>>44973884
Should we accept Abbyssal refugees / turn coats?
>>44973897
...
>>44973898
>>44973889
What has me confused is the "repay the favor" part.
Sorry, I'm kinda shitfaced. I'm just trying to think of what we'd ever fucking want or think we'd get in return.
>>44973861
>Sending the Abyssals doushinji of them
Maybe we get them to commit sudoku.
>>44973580
>“leave a message in a bottle. Acceptable?”
We should spam them with propaganda like whats done in North Korea.
>>44973608
[x] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
I think we should talk to Naka first, but ask her about how things have been going with Wainwright.
That seems like a better thing to do than just going right around her from the start.
When
>>44973898
>we send a bottle out
>Terry carries it down
>Erebus looks at it
>"Sister, what's that little black spot in the bottom there?"
>suddenly depth charges, depth charges everywhere
>>44973912
That would be a violation of the Geneva convention and the constitution.
>>44973930
The intelligence could only last so long.
Now hurry up, I want to see Naka get killed in a blaze of glory, and then see Harder beat the shit out of Settle for letting her go.
>>44973887
>>sent Terror a fanfic of Karen Traviss and Tom Kratman smut
>>44973912
>>written by E.L. James
FTFY you two.
>>44973951
http://exhentai.org/g/730929/804e203fac/
This one especially.
>>44973942
"AND NOT ONLY DID THEY SCRAP YOU BUT THEY'LL ALSO START MAKING HOMOEROTIC RAPE PORN OF YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU CAME BACK LOOK WE HAVE EXAMPLES WHAT SAY WE KILL THEM ALL HUH?"
Guys.
How badly do you want them to read those doujins out loud into people's dreams?
Because that's where this is heading.
[ ] Actually, let's talk to Harder - he spends more time with the bollio than you do, he ought to have an angle on this.
>>44973580
>“leave a message in a bottle. Acceptable?”
So basically if for some reason we need to talk to an abyssal... they're allowing it now.
Awkward
>>44974004
>shipgirl being tempted finds the prospect of showing up in porn hot
>>44973824
>>44973802
I gotta admit... Goto does indeed have the 'manly Japanese' look DOWN.
He's like a stern but fair and over-worked father... Which he fucking is with all these crazy boats around!
>>44973826
Wish I knew. This is about the extent of my cute KanColle stuff. Really wish I had some more.
>>44973831
Fucking hell, Goto is awesome. I can see why Kongo's obsessed with himnohomo
>>44973889
Oh man, now the real question is if we send a message of defiance, or reconciliation and an invitation to discuss terms...
>>44973968
Oh man, tempting as that is, it'd probably set a bad precedent for when we ACTUALLY want to end this war.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw this. Let's go talk to Naka - she'll want to know about her sisters going into battle, and you have to decide if she should.
>>44973889
What I don't get is the goats part.
>>44973608
[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
Doc knows best. (And also, not liable to flip the fuck out.)
>>44973991
>amputee
>asphyxiation
>guro
>mind break
>rape
>>44973942
I CAN TELL
>>44973985
We should just send them shitty Harry Potter fanfics and Humanity-Fuck-Yeah stories to make them want to tear their eyes out.
Wait, no. That's a bad idea. That would give them ideas.
>>44974015
We're all just having a laugh, Mel.
Ultimately, we just want them to die.
>>44973608
>[ ] Screw that, call Wainwright. He's the doc, he's the one to decide if she's go/no go, in the end.
>>44974044
>amputee
>asphyxiation
>guro
Last four pages only. I don't read that part either.
>>44974015
Make it NTR doujins and you have a deal.
>>44974041
>What I don't get is the goats part.
THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND SETTLE TO FIND OUT, THE POOR SON OF A BITCH
VOTES
FUGGIN
CALLED
So apparently the Abyssals are following the chinese policy of "once ours, always ours"? Because Shigure doesn't look abyssal to me right now.
Naka on the other hand...
>>44974060
We send them the glittering vampire novel.
>>44974015
>Harder and Naka being read porn about themselves in their dreams
I'm not seeing a downside.
>>44974015
>>44974084
I know nothing.
>>44974032
You should see Abe in this film then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOmFSflNiQU
>>44974015
>>44974015
How can we do this? I am for this plan.
>>44974060
How about guilt tripping? Send them letters from other ship girls that want them back.
>>44974015
Well that's certainly better than what they're doing now.
>>44974089
Probably something like that.
Basides, there's some gap between 'thinks she's bad luck for everyone around her and is terrible and blehhhh' and 'actually wants to kill everyone'. Right?
>>44974134
>marine
Nobody expects you to.
>>44974071
So rape's okay, but you DRAW THE LINE at guro. Good to know!what the fuck
>>44974157
Cute, if predictable as all fuck. Got any more dumb marine jokes to trot out, or are we done?
Guys, we shouldn't send them shit that says how much they're hated.
We should send them shit saying how much they're loved.
Erebus and Terror are a designated National Historic Site of Canada. We've spent a shitton of money, time and effort trying to find them, and everything of theirs we do find is treated with the utmost respect. They're rather legendary ships, up here.
This won't be the case for every abyssal, obviously, but we should try to emphasize the fact that the majority of them haven't been abandoned, ignored, or forgotten.
>>44974025
>So basically if for some reason we need to talk to an abyssal
Ugh. No.
The favor she asked was to relay a message to a shipgirl that she considers an Abyssal in human custody; the return favor would be to relay a message to any of the humans or human ships sunk by Abyssals.
She's taunting Goto with the human casualties of this war.
>>44974135
Is the anime any good?
I am expecting good things from this.
>>44974015
Honestly, it'd make for some interesting water-cooler talk in the civvie parts of the world
>man, I had the weirdest fuckin' dream last night
>me too
>something about one of them ship-girl whatsits growing a...well, you get the drift
>yea...let's never talk of this again
>>44974163
Excuse me, Mr. "I write about girls being mindbroken and killed".
>>44974190
Let sleeping devil dogs lie.
>>44973930
Not enough dogs in that picture.
>>44974214
> Crediting Planefag with my work.
I'm not angry, anon, just sad.
>>44974214
That is that and this is this.
>>44974210
Well, the anime is just a flash anime (like inferno cop), so I don't know how you feel about it.
>>44974205
But anon, trolling is a time honored tradition!
...you are, however, 100% correct.
>>44974060
No, no.
Dont send them crap.
Waterproof a crate, put a tv and a vcr player.
And then send them videos of teitokus spoiling DDs.
Send them videos of shipgirls doing their best at daily life.
Send them videos of shipgirls being happy.
Show theres something else other than death and hate.
>>44974205
I am for sending Terror a ringtone of Oh For just one time, I would take the Northwest passage.
>>44974163
But rape is how the elevens say hello. My chinese cartoons told me so.
What are you, new or something?
>>44974214
>>44974163
And I don't really want to start an argument with planefag over fictional things, so don't respond just write your story dude.
>>44974205
Would Canadians welcome back Terror and Erebus even though they are abbyssals?
>>44974261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n5nXNGDiiw
>>44974163
Aerofaggot is pure. How cute.
>>44973930
The time of intelligence has passed. The Gaalsien have taken the thread.
Only inebriated madness remains.
>>44974260
Oh man, we could break out the old propaganda bombs!
>>44974163
Guro hits you in the face before you even think about it.
And you don't THINK with porn, you know?
>>44974295
With a 'i'm so sorry about what you went through'
>>44974260
>recordings of the shipgirls during their time off
>>44974260
Secret footage of DesDiv 6, the imouto brigade that doesn't want no trable.
>>44974251
But does it revolve around a Roman in Japan trying to build a bath? Because that sounds like a great plot hook.
>>44974260
And Willie getting headpets. Lots of headpets.
>>44974238
I wasn't thinking of your wonderful characters, but rather Naka and this universe's Abyssalification process in general.
>>44974295
>>44974299
That brings up an interesting question of how abyssals transition back into shipgirls. Do they still look monstrous, or do they return to cute and cuddly form? IF so, does it happen quickly or slowly? etc etc etc.
I think the AWOL writer had at least one interpretation, given that HMS Vanguard was all chitinous and scary when she was about to fire on the Admiral, and then later she seems to be normal... but obviosuly that's only as canon as Planefag wants it to be.
>>44974299
It is rare to hear another version. Thanks anon!
>>44973856
>>44973897
You are no longer allowed to post in this thread.
>>44974330
Cute Christmas or whatever postcards of DesDiv 6.
With lots of delicious cake.
>>44974364
>Naka-Chan confirmed for lewd as fuck
>>44974326
And some timbits. And syrup. Frozen syrup in ice.
>>44974261
Better yet, and more Planefag relevant
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A
One of our most popular songs is dedicated to the loss of a fucking shipping vessel, and a good bit of it about how fucking awesome a ship she was.
"We care that much about a freighter. We care about you more."
>>44974369
>That brings up an interesting question of how abyssals transition back into shipgirls.
I'd like to see this happen at least once.
>>44974267
"how elevens say hello" dayum
Well, we officially have a slur worse than "nip" to use.
>>44974388
You needed to wait this long to figure that out?
Fuck you're slow.
>>44974205
>>44974326
Why should we be saying sorry to them?
Do you say sorry to a murderer when they get arrested?
Trash deserves to be disposed of, and nothing more.
>>44974326
Canadians would let Terror in even though she is not a cute girl form. They would treat them to a warm meal and bring them to hockey games.
>>44974407
You'd never heard of it?
>>44974406
Didn't it happen in that Vanguard writeup? I didn't read the third part yet, but it seemed like a shipgirl abyssal'd momentarily during her summoning and then fucked off back to sea and regained her sanity.
>>44974340
Well, it follows most of the manga's one-trouble-per-episode schtick.
One episode has him thinking about bringing Moe to ancient Rome.
>>44974371
A couple other songs from this group:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjRL1_9kCyw
Which, I believe, describes at least subconsciously why Settle is so afraid to accept Arizona's love.
And then this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDJtQmrgb8s
Which I like because of the fast pacing.
>>44974422
Most trash doesn't murder you!
>>44974434
Yes. Terror is cold. Give Terror hugs.
>>44974386
>With lots of delicious cake.
But the Hungry Wolf hasn't been summoned yet I don't think.
>>44974299
Oh man, I'm saving that link. I love that music.
>>44974407
>He doesn't know Code Geass
>>44974440
Oh, I've heard it, and know what it means. Just never thought anyone would use it IRL.
>>44974403
Thanks anon!
I love these maritime songs. Please post more if we have them.
>>44974388
Iku taught me.
And then I taught Iku.
GET ON MY LEVEL, GREEKISTANIAN.
>>44974044
It's always time to drink
>>44974422
2nd anon you quoted, no iwas just joking off how canukistans are generally so nice and have a pencahnt for saying we're so sorry
>>44974480
Oh, Naka. He was already there, waiting for you.
>>44974369
Well, we have two examples of shipgirls skirting towards the Abyss.
Shigure only got the spoopy eyes in a moment of stress, and they went away right after.
Naka-chan... we don't know if the lack of healing is an Abyssal thing or something else. Last we saw she was pale as fuck and had no blood left, and the spooky eye.
>>44974442
Perfect. Will watch.
>>44974407
"Nip" is so last-century.
Elevens, moonspeakers, slant-eyes, DC-challenged... Plenty to choose from.
>>44974295
Yes.
>>44974422
They're abyssal because they think we abandoned them.
Proving that we haven't would utterly destroy their justification for fighting us.
So just out of curiosity, writeups or no writeups tonight?
>>44974454
Give Terror a place in front of the fireplace and we will tell stories of hunting deers.
>>44974504
Moonspeakers isn't really a slur, and applies to anybody who knows japanese.
>>44974449
I came across that group too.
>Abyssals expect us to send them something nasty or demands for surrender
>we send them a mixtape about how much we have always missed them, videos of how much we care for the girls that have come back and how they've adjusted to their new lives, and letter offering a pardon for abyssals who wish to return and status quo ante bellum who wish to remain in the sea doing whatever.
It probably won't work, but we can try.
>>44974480
Are those Harder's boxers on your head or something?
Don't deny it being Harder's. I can read the SS-257 above your hair bun.
>>44974504
I'm amused at the though of a RN shipgirl coming across Code Geass.
And then the All Hail Britainnia starts showing up.
>>44974514
I don't want em' back. Feelings of abandonment in no way justify what they've done. They're sadists.
>>44974469
/a/ uses it all the time, dude. I know this is /tg/ but /a/ is right over there.
>>44974163
what exactly is wrong with cartoon waifus having forcey fun time?
>>44974546
Moonspeaker isn't really an insult, just somewhat racist and rude?
>>44974403
It is catchy somehow.
>>44974514
Why should we bother though, is a better question.
Killing them is just as easy, if not easier, once we find them, and they can't stay hidden forever.
>>44974407
>>44974469
>elevens
>slur
>literally something from an anime made by the Japanese about themselves
>>44974574
They are, apparently. I always just assumed it was some weird jap hat and never looked closely.
>>44974572
>we send out the mix tape
>inevitably one defects
>She's just as emotionally vulnerable as shigure.
>>44974537
Canuks don't hunt deer...they hunt Moose....every day before sunrise and then go canoe out into the middle of a lake to play the accordian,
>>44974575
Show them Euphinator.
>>44974579
Sure, but if they chill out, they stop killing everything.
Warm fuzzies are a valid anti-abyssal weapon.
>>44974369
The two stories where that's been done is AWOL and Deutschland.
The former looked like Vanguard's weapons were the most abyssal part of her.
Deutschland still had the spooky Albino look despite defecting the moment she understood what was going on.
>>44974318
>And you don't THINK with porn,
I do.
We should just welcome them back into the fold.
We did not know and we left them to rot.
At least. Now we have a chance to make things right. Rather than waste resources on a war of extermination.
>>44974449
>>44974471
>>44974461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w
The year was 1778, and how I wish I was in Sherbrook now.
>>44974602
>Killing them is just as easy, if not easier, once we find them, and they can't stay hidden forever.
It's a good thing you'll never be in charge of any military or diplomatic organization ever.
>>44974623
PADDLE FASTER I HEAR ACCORDIONS
>>44974644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuyLbC2TZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB37CvARO24
>>44974634
Hm, could I get a link to Deutschland? I don't think I ever read that one! Obviously I need it for reference purposes.
>>44974163
>So rape's okay,
It's a pretty common fetish here.
Mostly because most anons can't picture a girl actually WANTING to fuck them, even in their fantasies.
>>44974623
Where is the sex in canoe part?
>>44974655
Keep paddling, but the Chasse-Gallerie is right behind you.
And the Devil is leading the way.
>>44974637
NTR is the thinking man's fetish.
This is why Iku is equally as thrilled by watching Naka and Harder flirt as she is by flirting with Harder herself.
>>44974648
I don't think you understand war very much, anon.
When your enemy wants to kill you, no exceptions, that's not the time for diplomacy.
You need to give up on this idealistic bullshit of bringing the abyssals back over, because it's just not worth the time and effort.
Because when the enemy wants to kill you, you kill him first.
>>44974667
Sea shanties by themselves won't work to change their minds, but it might be something an abyssal might like to have. It'd be like sending them chocolate. You know, like those "chocolate bombers" during the Berlin Airlift.
>>44974714
Get out of here, cuck.
>>44974667
The first one is excellent.
>>44974714
I mostly think of the people getting NTRed as those assholes who don't know how to merge.
>>44974740
I met the candy bomber himself once. That was a cool day for me.
>>44974728
Yeah, but our enemy doesn't want to kill us, no exceptions. Well, I'm sure some of them do, but abyssal waifus, damn it!
>>44974740
>chocolate bombers
Do tell us more.
>>44974714
>tfw Iku flirted with Harder not merely because she wanted a lay, but because she's looking for someone, anyone to replace Naka in her life
>tfw she will never find someone like that
>tfw naka messages her that she's dying, and there is nothing iku can do about it
Has anyone figured out if shipgirlsnmeed oxygen?
I was wondering what the world might do with all the shipgirls if the war just ended like that.
Short of war which would be terrible too for them, the first thought was putting them into spess.
Human sized Space Battleship Yamato.
>>44974776
>You will never meet a WW2/Korea/Vietnam flying vet in your lifetime
Sucks man
>>44974776
>candy bomber
That sounds like a stripper name.
>>44974787
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gail_Halvorsen#Candy_Bomber
>People spooked by surprise sex
Fags.
>>44974655
>>44974704
>>44974787
Bombers filled with chocolate bars.
Each bar had a mini parachute.
>>44974812
I met a few Resistance members. One of them's my grandmother, who was a courier.
>>44974812
Our generation has the war against that clusterfuck that is ISIS, Al Qaeda and whatever wack a mole rears it's psychotic head this month.
>>44974812
I used to know a Pearl Harbor survivor, when I was younger and did a lot of work with local vet groups. Coastie, he's probably died by now but he was a chill guy.
>>44974812
I nearly had the opportunity to meet one of the Lancaster Bomber pilots of the Dambusters last Summer. He died before I could do it though. Crying shame it was.
>>44974784
Are you nuts? That's pretty much all that they're here for!
You slip out of the room as a good dozen people all start yelling at Goto at once. From the collective din you gather that they are expressing their disappointment with Goto's comprehension of the plan for this anticipated event, his appreciation for the value of drawing out a conversation for purposes of gathering more intelligence, his ability to serve, his ability to continue to serve, his general level of intellectual prowess, and the quality and verifiability of his purported lineage. The door clicks closed behind you, muting the hubub.
You pull out your phone and place a call.
“Wain here.”
“Hey. It's Settle.”
“Hey.”
“Wain?”
“Yeah. My name's Wayne. Wayne. Wright.”
You blink. “... why didn't you tell me before?”
He chuckles. “Because this moment is always funny as hell. What'cha need?”
“I wanted to ask your advice on how Naka's coming along.”
“She's... not, really,” Wayne says slowly. “Her damage hasn't been repaired.”
“She seems to be walking around just fine now - no more wheelchair, not even a limp,” you point out.
There's a slight wet sound on the other end, like he's clearing his throat. “She's well shored up, but the damage hasn't been properly repaired, or healed. Like dockside repairs compared to drydock work. It's all patchwork, it might rip off easy.”
“If you had to do it the hard way, get her to summon her Outfit and weld on her, could you have her ready to go on short notice?”
“... I could try,” Wayne replies. “You never know until you get started what problems you'll find.”
[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
[ ] Do it anyway. Patch her up as much as you can - because I've got a feeling she's going into battle soon, no matter what I do or don't decide.
[ ] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
>>44974814
Sometimes war stories are heart warming.
>>44974784
>but abyssal waifus, damn it!
This isn't that kind of quest anon.
>>44974787
During the blockade of Berlin in 1948 by the Soviets, an American pilot named Gail Halvorsen was taking videos out by templehof when he encountered some german children just staring at the planes. He talked with them and they talked of such high minded topics as the potential war, and of the amount of food the planes were bringing in and how they preferred freedom to communism. This touched Halvorsen to give them something, which happened to be two sticks of gum in his pocket for fourteen kids. He decided to spend his candy ration to give to the children, but he couldn't go out again, and he decided to drop it from his plane with parachutes made of handkerchiefs. This eventually grew into an operation called Little Vittles that dropped something like two tons of candy on the children of Berlin weekly.
>>44974881
They don't have any better reason for it than being angry.
Non-angry ships = non-murderous ships!
>>44974852
>Resistance Courier
What region is this and how big are her balls?
>>44974871
Nice
>>44974879
Damn son.
>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
>>44974883
[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
>>44974883
>[x] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
>>44974883
[ ] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
>>44974883
>>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her?
>>44974883
>[ ] Do it anyway. Patch her up as much as you can - because I've got a feeling she's going into battle soon, no matter what I do or don't decide.
>[ ]I'll swing by, we can talk.
>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
>>44974883
[ ] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
>>44974674
It's probably more a matter of most anons can't picture anyone but the POV character having any agency.
Wait, shit, that explains a lot of things.
>>44974883
>quality and verifiability of his purported lineage
So the nips call each other bastards too.
>>44974883
>[ ] Do it anyway. Patch her up as much as you can - because I've got a feeling she's going into battle soon, no matter what I do or don't decide.
Let's be realistic here. There's nothing we can do to stop her.
>>44974883
>[ ] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
Hahaha here we go
>>44974812
I met Clarence "Bud" Anderson. I met two of the last remaining Doolittle Raiders at that time, Cole and Griffin. I met Wild Bill Guarnere. I have Guarnere's and Griffin's signature on a Schleuter M-1 Helmet. While there aren't many and they are diminishing, I have met them.
>>44974883
>[x] ... you're dodging me. A lot. What's wrong with her? Tell me, god dammit, tell me NOW.
>>44974883
>[x] What's her state of mind? That's going to make the real difference here.
>>44974852
>who was a courier.
You mean like Hitler.
