Do you have what it takes to be a Martian?
Nah, I barely passed high school chemistry.
I like mars bars
I wasn't born on Mars, so, no.
>>44604422
I'm not on Mars right now, so no, I don't have it
>>44604422
noi couldnt handle touching my own shit or eat something grown out of it
>tfw the only reason you want humanity to colonize mars is so that mars one day declares independence and space war shenanigans ensues
>>44604422
I have no astronaut training, so no.
>>44604796
Yep, this.
>>44604422
I'd love to make the trip, but living on a planet other than Earth for a prolonged period of time would freak me the fuck out.
Since I'm not a botanist, and thus Mars will never come to fear my botany powers, no.
Nah, I don't have it in me to be a Pirate.
>Dreamworks Logo in Captcha
>Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
>>44604748
You'll die in the upcoming apocalypse.
>>44605317
It's only his own shit he can't touch anon.
>>44604422
>Do you have what it takes to be a Martian?
Depends. What does it take to be a Martian?
>>44606244
This was a polite thread until you showed up.
Hang your head in shame. >:(
>>44604422
the ground will be stained red with Earther blood.
Mars sucks. I'd rather live on Europa.
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>>44607444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBuk1HXcz1k
>>44607444
It's already red!
>>44604796
True.
Any planet that can't keep its electromagnetic field going enough to sustain its own atmosphere against solar radiation isn't worth my time.
Come back when you get a molten core, LOSER!
