Give me your literally edgiest monsters, /tg/.
I need monsters armed with as many inexplicable blades, edges, swords, and cleavers as possible.
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How does a time-controlling death angel with four arms, red glowing eyes, completely made of psychic metal razor blades, worshipped by an apocolyptic death-cult, andfilled with the memories of the most dangerous soldier of all human historysound to you?
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>Shrike-mind.
>>44353670
We could fill the whole thread with shrike images, desu.
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>>44353610
Pictures or.?
My edgiest monster was a vampire who cut his arms off so he wouldn't be able to wield weapons, then his family was killed so he strapped a long blade to one and a repeating crossbow to the other stump.
Lots of leather, red, and taking 5 minute breaks to get angsty at random intervals.
>the party crawls into the dark caves entrance, stalactites like teeth of a giant monster.
I rolled a 3
>wait stop...this cave reminds me of my family...we used to adventure together as a family until they were killed by a cave troll angst angst
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Something I've been working on for myhomebrew Xenos codex I'm making for 40Kis something called a Brashta Veshtet. Veshtets are the leadership caste of the race - they're at least nine feet tall, have four arms, and are incredibly intelligent.
However, when one of them makes what is deemed a "Cursed Offense" (which I have to decide what that is), they are essentially taken away by the priest class of the race. They have their tusks chopped off at the base of their skull (hugely emasculating for them), have all of their hands cut off, are tortured for years until absolutely insane, have wicked saws and chainfists grafted to their stumps, and are then basically turned loose on the battlefield after being pumped full of combat drugs. After a battle, if they cannot be contained, they are killed by the priests in a ritual murder (ritual is super-important to them), and their skull is ground up and used as a sealant for the throne of the next Veshtet.
>Pic kinda related, but with four arms and absolutely insane.
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Bismuth Golem
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>>44353796
These remind me of a monster from a book set called: the night angel trilogy
Basically a huge mass of soldiers mixed together with weapons and shields controlled by a control stone
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hekatonkheires
I'll see what I have to give, but I'll mostly be taking.
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I think the edgiest I've made is the Fleshlight (working title). A human taken by the Dark Eldar and transformed into a mutilated searchlight cyborg, deployed alongside raiders with a phantasmal beacon that can see through any barrier, ensuring its masters' prey has no place to hide.
I'm not sure if they count, though.
>>44353796
>That dude near the bottom blocking the huge sword
>"Dude stop I can't swing with your bigass sword in the way stop posing SERIOUSLY STOP YOU'RE CRUSHING MY FOREHEAD"
>>44353933
So just rip-offs of the scout guys in Riddick?
>>44353945
Damn, I love the slack you can see in both the victims' arms. So dead. I need to work on showing gravity like that.
>>44353970
Exactly and admittedly. I thought it was a cool idea.
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>>44353610
>Give me your literally edgiest monsters, /tg/
But OP, the answer's been right in front of you this whole time. Don't you see? The edgiest monster known to man IS man.
Hmm, I think I've gone off topic here. I don't have ANY pictures of monsters with unnecessary literal edges. Just obviously evil ones.
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My eyes are bleeding from looking at that.
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>card effects are for pussies
>>44354020
I can't actually think of a single hard edge on or in the human body.
I guess maybe if you had some sort of monk/necromancer that had all the flesh on his hands and shins removed and sharpened his bones to be more stabby or something.
>>44353984
That there is Zon-kuthon, ain't no ordinary pain mage, but by hell he certainly knows how to inflict it.
>>44354034
Fucking BISMUTH?!?!
>>44354145
Nails?
>>44354170
I'm sure he learned from the best.
>>44354198
Maybe if you're some unhygenic fuckshit and your nails are unreasonably hard and thick.
Likewise, human teeth are more for ripping/grinding than chopping or slicing.
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>That head at the bottom right
>"Why the hell is someone swinging a sword that close to my face?"
"Which dickheads picked out the bludgeoning weapons? We said we were going to do cleaving weapons today."
>"Fuck man, when's the last time we took a bath? I can smell our goddamn taint. It's gross."
>"Korgath is screaming about how he's being crushed again. It's probably Thragmar having a chuckle."
>"I don't like Thragmar. He's a dick."
>"I just want to go home and take a shit."
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>Not having a fighter or barbarian that breaks his own bones through his skin to use as weapons
Come on anon, it isn't rocket science.
The Esoterrorists has a demon that drives people to self-harm.
It's much more nuanced than it sounds.
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I don't know what's funnier, it's either one guy saying this or multiple are.
Edgiest thing I ever saw was when I jumped into a d&d game at a local shop...big mistake.
>im using a dwarf cleric. Lawful neutral. My character is named mordin coalmined (coalmind) I am a trained mine healer who is on a trip to discover new ways of healing mining related illnesses like black lung.
>I'm using Blackjack blade. Half angel half orc demigod wizard spellwarrior. I worship no dirty and have been blessed by one to give me regeneration and natural armor. DPS dave
>I am woad wolfkin half wood elf half dryad half druid ranger summoner. I have a companion wolf and hawk named fleet and feet. I am blessed by ehlonna and have a black unicorn mount that can play the flute with its horn, it can also fight if I shapeshift it into a human form. Also I can shift specific parts of my body so I can have wings and stuff. I call hin Ranger rick
Finally...the leader character... Shield your eyes and pray.
>I am hedge sonicblast (not joking) I am an abyssal demigod who has a black hole as skin that I can store and throw stuff in at will. Also If I absorb living creatures I can steal their powers and abilities. My class is one I made I'm like a fighter who can control time magic to skip initiate steps and attack during other turns. I can also deflect kinetic energy. I also get psionic abilities like a psiom but I don't use points I just lose sanity slightly if I use them. Not permanent of course. Oh and all the dirtiest blessed me so I am nearly a diety already I am on a quest to become one. Edgelord
Me: so what level is this campaign
>oh we are all level 1
Me: can...these characters even die?
>why would we want to die? and edgelord can't be wounded by mortal weapons so just stay behind us and shoot spells.
I should have left but then:
"So we are adventuring together and we see a dragon so lets kill it"
>watch edgelord deal 4k as an ambush thousands of yards away. With a psionic dark energy blast
Stand up, leave right then
>>44353610
that thing is literally from one of my nightmares
>>44354034
Everyone loves a bismuth golem
I had one in a campaign pass the party in a crystal cavern they decided to explore. The creature was just moving along his business at night while a party member was guarding. He was frightened by how large and yet decently subtle and quiet it was. The next morning I made the golem pass the group again, ignoring them again, it made the player paranoid and made him think it was stalking the group
Good fun
Vraal
...just look at this fucker
>>44354378
Wolverine you should go back to drinking, bub
>>44354608
>Deltora Quest
Aw man, that takes me back.
>>44354560
Similar idea just with deaf and blind goblins with shields strapped as armor. Kept being so loud it sounded like an army approaching. Each time nope blind goblins.
>>44354634
Deltora quest was the absolute shit back then. Now it provides me with all kinds of ideas for campaigns.
Also:
Gems of power, every gem having a slight shadow of power to the real ones
Gems spell DELTORA
Diamond emerald lapis lazuli topaz opal Ruby amethyst
Giant slug demon thing.
Rat swarms
Vraal
Suit of armor guarding elixir flower
Double plot twists everywhere
The fucking cool as hell belt.
Plants that killed a Dragon?!!?
And finally
Small thinking puzzles and games while you read
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>People who can't read.
>>44354608
Well shit man, why stop there? I know for a fact that Deltora Quest had at least a handful of edgy creatures in it. I'd post them myself but I'm on mobile so fuck that.
>>44354645
I need to include more gem based creatures in games I run
I don't like the ones WOTC made like the Ruby golem, it's OP
I like my gem monsters elementally aligned or have a general theme to them
Like an obsidian golem
If you are within 20 feet of it, you gain a temporary negative level as long as you are in the area. The golem is resistant to ranged attacks, but takes 50% more damage against blunt, force and sonic damage and Spells that destroy objects deal double damage because obsidian is still brittle
Or a green topaz golem, where the golem fires crystal shards at people. If they land on the ground, they explode on the next round in a 10 foot radius, like the crystal monsters in Borderlands 2
>>44354826
Agreed..so I will
Sand beast
Arach
Kobb
Gorl
Probably my favorite character
Glus
The fear.
Hundreds of tentacles
Demands ritual sacrifices to grow more tentacles
Tentacles have wiry claw like things for grip or attacking.
anything from 40k
>>44355539
Anything tyranid basically...
Everything else is edgy for other reasons. Except for slaanesh demons those are worse
Touhous.
>>44353610
Does this count?had something good, but I can't find it.
>>44353796
I love how calmly this guy is walking towards the monster. Like how fucking sure he is that this thing can't hit him. He makes me think that's just the character of a guy who sits there and argues that giants are unrealistic and shouldn't be used in a game with dragons and wizards, right before the giant hits for half his hp
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Fun fact.
>>44358961
Nah
more like he is actually a level 20 figher or whatever and he knows that this faggot can't even hit his AC
my OC. do not steal.
>>44359246
W-what is that senpai?
>>44359255
This dude doesn't even have his shield raised. He's just not giving a fuck
My personal favorite.
>>44360787
Deltora's Quest anime, came out a few years ago. It aired on The Hub,now Discovery Kids, but I never watched it so I can't tell you how it is..
>>44361097
I can only imagine that thing being followed by a flock of shrikes everywhere it goes. Be a damn good way for people to know that its in the area.
The King of the Flayed Ones.
Did it myself years ago when the newcrons came out.
Edgy enough?
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>Horror frogfolk
I'm doing this in my next campaign
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>>44359246
ITS...
Okay. Kinda kiddie. Not bad.
>>44353670
Whelp, I'm joining the Church of the Final Atonement.
