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FAQ: http://pastebin.com/MhAQAJiw
Here's a dropbox with a LOT of CYOA's:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9ijwopa42ke49q1/AAA40vUS2BzstD9eHyyBLTr8a?dl=0
IRC Chat Channel
https://client01.chat.mibbit.com/?url=irc%3A%2F%2Firc.rizon.net%2Fcyoa
Here's Beri's OC (genie cyoa+)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bxbrh3Q2CTiyfjM3SjU2TWNJQ3VpZ2pWYk0xRUJ4LVZYRkgyTTlwUTQwZjZhN0FNTTJ3LUE
Here's Liminal Phrenic's blog with most of his cyoa stuff theouterworlds.blogspot
Here's Spadesy's wordpress with most of his cyoa stuff feathersnake.wordpress
>>43897626
the white tattoo seems like the best option.
>>43898766
Gotta agree, especially against the abominations
>>43899375
>>43899647
I really like this one, anyone know whether there was a third page?
there had to be a third page, I just don't know where it would be.
>>43899647
So not cool being incomplete. Its so nice.
>>43897626
Steel Abominations, Red Tattoo.
>43896164
Yes, yes it is there.
>>43901773
Nope, it was never finished iirc. Damn shame when a good cyoa is left incomplete.
>>43899375
>magicsmith1.png
This is cool and needs to be finished.
>>43905446
Some of the art is extremely distorted though.
>>43906084
Yeah I noticed that they just smooshed/stretched some of the images instead of cropping them. Outside of that it's an interesting story with the evil grimoire and the dead mage.
>>43906113
Distorted art just ruins it for me though. I can't help it.
this place is so dead
>>43907266
>this place is so dead
Probably due to the other thread that is going fine that was started almost at the same time as this one.
>>43897500
>>43906073
fuck it, let's go
>Same Age
>Tanned Skin
>Purple Eyes
>Brown Hair
>D Cupsfull of justice!
>Above-average butt
Yep, I'm down with this so far.
>Orphan Yandere
>Energetic personality
>Athletic
>Interested in Survivalism and Books [knowledge in science]
>Same Height
>Average weight
>Tattoos
>Disassociative Identity [Stoic, Slut, Sad, Energetic, MURDER]
Gee, it's almost like growing up on the streets was a bad time.
>Club
>Loud Noises and Alcohol
Girl's gonna be the death of me, but damn if I don't feel sorry for her.
>>43907266
Allies
Miriam
Sheila
Urd
Lyubitshka
Dupre & Ducat
Fernleigh
Bosses
Samy
Starr
Alma
Salusletum
Aeis
Clone
Now this is an adventure.
Travelling through time making allies gaining new skills that can help you further, play dangerous games of chance with high potential death and saving countries by aiding a revolution like a badass and flying jetpacks.
And to end it all the conspiracy in their desperation decided that the best way to end you was to use you.
>>43897626
White Ink tattoo... the others just don't compare.
>>43912463
ants dont buzz
>>43913425
>joke
>---------
>head
>>43913793
It's not a good joke if it's based on incorrect facts. It remind me of that one about there being no atmosphere on mars.
>>43913861
Fact: there is no such thing as an incorrect fact.
>>43913877
Fact: That's not a fact, it's an opinion.
>>43913897
How so? All facts are correct, that's what makes them facts.
Do you have another meaningful definition of what a fact is?
>>43913943
Facts are things that are reasonably believed to be true, not things that are objectively true.
>>43914020
I have to disagree. The word fact has a meaning that is easily verifiable by checking any dictionary, which is to say a fact is an objective truth.
A purported or supposed fact is not necessarily the same thing as a fact, any more than a claim or a supposition is the same thing as the real state of affairs..
>>43914127
>The word fact has a meaning that is easily verifiable by checking any dictionary, which is to say a fact is an objective truth.
Uh, no. That means it's reasonably believed to be true like I said. Just because a lot of people agree on something doesn't mean they are somehow infallible. Objective truth is a concept that's meaningless outside of philosophy because we can't reach it in reality.
>A purported or supposed fact is not necessarily the same thing as a fact
All facts are purported or supposed. It's the best we can do.
>>43913425
>>43913793
>>43914222
Your "joke" isn't any funnier if you make excuses for it, anon.
>>43914251
>Your "joke"
It wasn't my joke, I posted the pic because the point of the thread is CYOA not bad jokes and edgy implications.
>>43914316
Make a better joke next time, maybe you'll be a positive influence on the thread instead of fighting shitposting with shitposting.
>>43914316
No the point of CYOA apparently is to post pictures of real life animals whilst mislabeling their file names.
Carry on you righteous rebel. Fight conformity.
For the inevitable update if I don't crack my own skull.
> Four new Hubworlds, Whole bunch of new Issues therein
> New Racial based Faults, Racial based perks
> Pictures with the final product being split into five or six sections, and those sections probably being cut into halves or thirds
> Finished info and small archive of info
> 'Mystery box' I guess
>>43914334
>>43914316
>>43914251
>>43914222
Stop being so damn salty.
How are those new CYOAs coming along? Is it OC?
>>43914365
When are you going to make your CYOA decent instead of a wall of text nobody cares about anyway?
>>43914395
Mid to late December illiterate swine.
>>43914419
Then why are you wasting time and threadspace here?
>>43914448
Because I like gathering information about it.
>>43914448
Why are you wasting time and threadspace with your question?
>>43914215
There are certain kinds of facts that are self-defining, like definitions. They mean what they are formally said to; they are by their nature categorically correct and cannot possibly be wrong.
>>43914469
Because I want an answer. Probably the same thing as you :^)
>>43914493
Carry on gentleman and scholar, I see no invalidation in that reply, it truly was a sincere and objectively true answer.
>>43914491
Those are just agreements and conventions, not meaningful facts.
>>43914519
They are as much facts as anything that reflects a state in reality.
>>43914419
>don't want to read dozen of choices I can't pick
>"you're just an illiterate swine who can't appreciate the diamond I made"
1/2
>>43914576
They aren't because they don't reflect anything physically part of reality, they reflect how we measure and quantify things.
>>43914614
2/2
should probably cut off the bottom of the cards to make this smaller, thoughts?
>>43914626
>measuring and quantifying don't happen in reality
lol
>>43914613
>Strawmanning three, revenge of the cornfield beast.
>>43914686
>cornfield beast
Don't you mean "cornHOLE beast"?
>>43914681
Try harder.
>>43914734
Fuck my sides.
>>43914734
Kek
>>43914782
Anon, I don't think it's normal to have orifices in your sides.
>>43914852
No, I just have stab wounds.
>>43914753
I don't have to. What I've said is simply and directly true, and your inability to respond to it other than being dismissive without engaging is telling.
>>43914614
>>43914637
Milotic: Perfect Beauty
Gardevoir
Alakazam
Mew: Change to male gardevoir
Unown
Victini: Beauty ContestsIts a trap.
>>43914938
Sure, but it has no bearing on the post you were responding to. You need to try harder to make me bite your strawman.
>>43914848
The Abrahamic god chose the god option, and chose not stop perceiving time in order to avoid the red text. This explains a lot, actually.
>>43914614
>>43914637
>Doublade
There is now a second me-
>Mew
Except that this me is now a 5000 IQ Alakazam-
>Unown
Who can speak any language-
>Professor Juniper
And can touch my twin to look like me again-
>Ninetales
And I'll live for 1000 years-
>Hoopa
Back on Earth.
Unless Milotic's changes are also capable of making me physically human, in which case swap out Mew and Juniper for Milotic and Audino.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>43915137
>>43914614
Hoopa
Genesect
Nintales
Gardevoir
Porygon2
Luvdisc
>>43915070
Measuring and quantifying do reflect things that are physically part of reality.
This has direct bearing on >>43914576 and >>43914626, and if you disagree you should say why. I've shown good faith by explaining what should have been self-evident; I hope you can do the same next time and explain exactly what you think doesn't line up rather than make a smug and dismissive comment with no content in order to provoke someone into doing the mental work for you. If you don't, you demonstrate yourself to be intellectually untrustworthy and this discussion will end - for me at least.
>>43915137
>>43915264
Pacifism gives me +2.
>Immortality
>Super Healing
>>43914637
How does Lilligant interact with Florges? If you grow 300 times faster, do you also die 300 times faster?
>>43915137
Didnt they update this one already?
>>43914386
All finished. No more updates. Totally OC though. Posted it in last thread.
>>43914308
>Mark of Marduk
>Mark of Ra
>Mark of Sekhmet
>Paladins to start, but will switch to Reapers if Paladins don't like me.
Time to smite!
>>43914848
>Train Traveler
Let's hope the "luxurious magical train" has more than explicitly described in the text, and more than just shown in the image, too. It would be odd to sleep with a bunch of random passengers with one bed and one bathroom, and I wouldn't consider it much of a luxury magical train if I didn't have access to the swankiest and speediest of internet connections.
>>43912836
Kingdom crusher is done. But I'm keeping it until I get some time off to properly read threads, responses and reply to them. And that image triggers me.
>>43915317
I disagree because they have nothing directly to do with reality. They are social tools that help us communicate about reality, not constituent parts of reality that concretely exist somewhere out there.
They are also arbitrary. You could make up anything you want and turn it into a convention if people were willing to listen to you.
>a smug and dismissive comment
What, like the one you made? Anon please.
>you demonstrate yourself to be intellectually untrustworthy
Don't get melodramatic now.
>>43915393
No. As a plant your real body does not age, so using Florges to make yourself grow faster won't bring about a faster demise. The timer for Ninetales is always ticking though.
>>43914308
Wasn't there a v3 of this at some point?
>>43915707
I think the better question is how many non-legendary pokemon are immortal. I imagine ghosts should be fine, though I kind of wanted a cool Lightning type. One of them, IIRC, can be easily seen from space, and that's a lot of output.
>>43915878
always no pants
>>43915931
A skirt then?
>>43915878
Pants are for boys. Isn't there a pretty dress?
>>43916006
There's the mystery boxcorrectly spoilered this time
>>43916120
I still never got an answer on if those condoms actually have sperm in them or if they're just filled with liquid soap or something.
>>43916208
I dug, but reports are mixed and the original source is both in Chinese and appears to have been taken down by the government.
>>43915639
>You could make up anything you want and turn it into a convention if people were willing to listen to you.
This is kind of the point, but you have to think carefully about what you say. You could make up anything you want and try to have it accepted as a convention; but if it is, the prerequisite agreement and convention will certainly exist in reality as a matter of course.
Counter to popular use, arbitrary means "related to judgement" rather than "random" or "unreal". As for the definition of a word, it means what it is generally agreed to mean.
This consensus occurs and is observable in the real world; and neither the use of judgment in its achievement nor the fact that consensus can change over time invalidate it. That there was a consensus on the definition of the word fact at this time will be immutably true for the rest of time, regardless of whatever shenanigans you might imagine. It's claim to truth and robustness to attack is equal to any other truth you can name.
>>43916006
Pretty dresses fall under "no pants".
>>43916263
Immutable truth is meaningless since there's no way to verify it. Both in the first place, and down the line.
As such I stand by my position that facts are things that are reasonably believed to be true.
If you go back to the start of this discussion and look at the buzzing ant, you'll see why this is relevant.
>>43914365
is this an update using the same version number as the previous version?
>>43916373
I think it'll be the 1.01 edition. I always read over the thing and make corrections when I see them.
>>43916342
I've already stated that it's easily verifiable, you can check for yourself. I think you are purposefully leading the discussion into dead ends and I hope you will stop.
You might also want to notice and admit that your polemic against a "fact" meaning what it does applies equally to truth, rendering your proposed alternate definition rather hypocritical and ineffectual.
What is the best way to create a large and expansive CYOA?
>>43916529
Find subject matter you are passionate about and don't stop working it until you have a CYOA that is large and expansive.
>>43916478
What do you mean leading it into dead ends? All you've been doing is leading it on irrelevant tangents. I definitely am trying to make it come to a close on the topic it started on, yes.
>You might also want to notice and admit that your polemic against a "fact" meaning what it does applies equally to truth, rendering your proposed alternate definition rather hypocritical and ineffectual.
Except, interestingly enough, every dictionary definition of fact is based on the word truth. It's not my proposed definition, it's more or less every definition in use.
>>43914614
>>43914637
Hoopa
Audino
Salamence
Lucario
Gengar
Klefki
I'm gonna become the master thief.
>>43916120
>>43916422
oh, I thought you had posted a change log with a new version.
>>43916608
Whether you willfully or ignorantly ignoring and mischaracterize what I say, I'm not going to further this conversation. Good day.
>>43916723
Have fun, anon. Try not to nitpick so much in the future, I'm guessing it'll always lead to something like this.
Everyone loves corruption right?
>>43916748
>accusing someone of nitpicking in an argument started by someone else who nitpicked that ants don't buzz
lol, I love it. you know that nitpicking is finding fault with something in order to reduce the number of valid options and not the opposite, right?
>>43916665
Sorry m8, that's mid to late december. But on the plus side it will be full of picturesIf the Tumblr attack mob didn't have everything deleted.
>>43916748
Are you that one dickhead that tries to "teach people a lesson" by being a huge ass for no reason? lol
>>43916906
No, it's just being pedantic and fussy. But please anon, let's not get into a nitpicking argument about nitpicking.
>>43916991
No.
>>43907266
Present:
Allies: Miriam and diana
Bosses: starr and sheila
fedual:
A:Lyubitshka
B: Emmy
Myth
A: violette
B: yami
colonial
A: smoothchin
B: carnelian
Future
A: ramani
non final final boss: clone of your self
Last person picked up: sheila
>>43916906
>ants not buzzing is nitpicking
What's next? The sky isn't green is nitpicking? Cows are not plants is nitpicking?
>>43899647
where the hell is the rest of this?!
>>43916120
That's hot
>>43917074
It's dead because the author committed a grave CYOA sin,distorting images instead of cropping them.May it never rise to haunt us again.
>>43917003
Hey, you started it. That said, I don't think nitpicking needs an overly complicated explanation either.
>>43917059
You've never heard ants with wings buzz? Where do you live?
>>43917092
strangely, they did it with relative class and the result is miles better than most instances of that particular sin
>>43917098
Ants don't buzz, anon, and there's no way you can prove that they do.
>>43915707
But would you die if you, as a plant, reach the end of the tree's natural lifespan? Or could you keep aging indefinitely?
One of them means that if you turn into a flower with a 10 year lifespan and Florges yourself, you die after 12 days. The other means that you can become immortal as long as you don't mind being a fucking tree (and possibly continue growing indefinitely until even Yggdrasil becomes jealous).
>>43917147
Depends what criteria you need checked before you'll accept something as proof.
>>43917205
I don't actually care to be honest. Just give me something. After that I'll admit that ants can sometimes buzz, but the one in that picture up there doesn't have wings, and we can continue this pointless argument for fifty more posts until we find another tangent.
>>43917238
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mbUuJYnBYI
Why argue tangents, when you can just admit you were wrong? lol
>>43914614
>>43914637
Gardevoir
Alakazam
Lucario
Palkia
Mew
Unown
I'ma be a fucking Gengar. Being a god damn ghost and shit. Like to see anything put me down. Now I'm buffed to shit, too. Actually, can Gengar possess people? I think it can, but I might have to drop Palkia for Zoroark so I can pretend to be human.
My favorite poke is actually Banette, but Banette dies if he opens his mouth or something ridiculous like that. Gengar just haunts people forever.
>>43917255
Because that picture is mislabeled. That ant doesn't buzz.
>>43917278
It's not a picture, and you can hear the buzzing noise if you bother to listen.
>>43917238
>I won't stop, but I'll imply that you should
just why do you think someone would go along with this?
>>43917297
Anon, that was a baby.
>>43917297
I'm talking about the ant at the top of the thread.
>>43917339
Never said anyone should do anything. You do what you like.
>>43917395
Funfact, it's actually more likely for that baby to buzz than the supposedly buzzing ant.
>>43917188
Does this wording clear it up? Lilligant and Beautifly are fully intended to be immortality options since it's hard to accomplish much as a plant or a bug, but you will die if you don't change back or into another plant before your current body's lifespan ends.
>>43917421
Ants buzz, man. You need to get out more.
>>43917447
It does. You might want to append that to Beautifly as well, if that was your intention, as I don't think it was particularly clear.
Of course, this will invariably lead to teleporting, telekinetically-flying immortal space trees that speak all languages in the universe, but I suppose that was your intention to begin with.
>>43917532
Not that one.
>>43917447
Shit, on a thumbnail it looks like a green redhead with giant tits.
>>43917581
Do you not want to really just fuck with people? Don't forgot your kung-fu magic. I'm really interested in how a tree would do that, though.
>>43917597
That's not an ant, its just a jpg. jpgs don't buzz, man.
>>43914308
>Loki
>Ishtar
>Perun
>Paladins(?)
I'd probably end up being a diplomat, taking a neutral, beautiful form backed up with murder.
At the moment, Perun has no specified limit on how often I can use it.
Does that mean I can just spam lightning bolts several times each second?
>>43917687
That's true. We should get japanese moot to ban ever naming any image buzz.
>>43917722
at most he'd change the filename to "bust". either way, it would be onerous to scan the images to make sure they don't contain "bust" written in distorted, cleverly hidden captcha-style typefaces.
>>43917814
It's the thought that counts.
>>43917837
You think?
>>43917884
I feel so.
>>43917917
How do you know?
>>43917581
Honestly the main use I had in mind was just slow one-way time travel, particularly for getting back to the present if you used Celebi to go very far back. The concept of a psychic, super-powered, space-faring tree is funny enough to me that I'm not going to remove it though.
>>43918116
The meanest thing I can think to do with this is slap people with neurotoxins. But to be fair, that's probably one of the meanest thing to do in general.
>>43918419
What if your not a girl?
>>43914614
Definite takes:
One of Meowth or Zigzagoon
Genesect
Salamance
Possible takes:
The other of Meowth or Zigzagoon
Hoopa
Jirachi
Combee
Ho-Oh
Doublade
Audino
Honestly not fussed by those last choices except maybe for Meowzagoon. So I'll just take money HUD and wings, and let some lucky sap enjoy another two cards.
>>43918116
>psychic, super-powered, space-faring tree
You called?
>>43914637
Oh well snap, you should've put the two columns side by side or something in one wider image. Amend this >>43919367 to
Meowth
Zigzagoon
Genesect
Salamence
Klefki
Reuniclus
>>43915878
Tearaway Pants: The Best of Both
I KNOW I AM LATE TO THE PARTY, BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT ANTS MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT BUZZ. ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS LYING HEATHEN SCUM.
>>43914614
>>43914637
>Hoopa
Mama I'm coming home
>Volbeat
>Illumise
I'm gonna plant those berries and grow so many more. Meowth and Zigzagoon are pointless when one seems to be a one-time deal and the other gives weekly pocket change. I'll make real money from this. Wonder if one could counteract the other though...
>Genesect
My lack of any real sense of direction will be cured.
>Audino
Keeping healthy.
>Professor Juniper
Assuming this is proper shapeshifting to take a given form right down to my genes, not just really good makeup and clothes. Still kind of limited anyway if I can't mix and match forms into unique appearances.
Plenty of other really temping choices though, ones that would actually still work great with my build, like Florges and Reuniclus. Luvdisc, Unown, Porygon2, Milotic, Ho-Oh, Ninetales, and maybe Pichu would all be nice to have too. Just not sure if Pichu would keep me that young forever, or just a one-time winding back of the clock. Once would be worth it, forever would be shit anywhere in that range.
>>43914614
>>43914637
Ninetails, Castform, Sudowoodo, Palkia, Audino, Reuniclus
>>43914365
Anons still salty so I still feel the need to repost old builds to make the madder.
Name: Ming
Gender: Female
Imperial China, Court Dweller
Tech Understanding: Low
Traits: Natural Beauty, Penmanship, Noble Bearing, Tactician, Natural Physique, Silver Tongue, Mathematical Genius, Organizer, Entertainer, Memory, Homebody, Utilitarian, Sage, Language Proficiency, Poetic, Educated
Little Things: Sensory Deprivation: Sight (2250), Ethereal Heart (2450), Minor (2950), Weekly Donor x3 (3250) Dallax10 (25) Forever Alonex4
Clothing: Tattoo, Biological Suit, Wealthy Attire (Worn in that order)
Weapon: Sword Cane/Needle Gun Combo
Misc: MagProtVest, Ring of Dispel, Aenathari Peach, Cabuladi Ring, Internal Sustenance Module
Faction: Commercialist
Companion: Lux Lubarp
Homelander, Hubworlder
+ Charismatic, Entertaining, Smart, Heartless
+ Can setup a camp like nobody else, And easily talk your partys way into a comfy bed.
+ Not socially retarded like most people
+/- A bit of a control freak
+/- Doesn't like doing something partway
+/- Will remember everything
- Almost useless in combat
- Blind
- Way more charismatic than you probably
>>43914365
Names: Spark, (Ai) Athena
Genders: Spark: N/A Athena: Female Appearance
Origin: Grimdark Future; Technical Heretic
Advanced-Tech Understanding
Perks: Survivor, Memory, Ai Expert
Minor Things: Ethereal Heart (200), Warping (500), Brothers of the Bite (2000), Sensory Deprivation (Touch) (250) (4850) Dalla x2 (180)
Big Buy: Hardlight Transfusion (2850)
Clothing: All Simulated
Weaponry: Yuta Brace (Upgraded, Built in to housing) (2650),
Custom Weapons (Hardlight Presets): Stungun, Stunprod, Flak Cannon, Rifle
Knick Knacks: Ai Companion (2150), Magical Protection Vestments (On the housing) (2100), Multiversal Timekkeeper (Built in) (2050), Encyclopedia (Built in) (2030), Two Plasma Shields (Both on the Housing to protect it) (1830), Ring of Dispel (Built in) (1680), Personal Gravity Manipulator (Built in) (1380), Flux Generator (Built in) (1180), Enhanced Occulators (Upgraded) (Built in) (980)
You encounter Spark, Or rather Spark Encounters you in the middle of a Hallway, A small cube rests peacefully on the floor. When you approach however shields spring to life and an oddly glowing woman appears. After some explaining they decide you aren't a threat.
+ Very gifted Hardlight Generator
+ Very gifted Ai Expert
+ Encyclopedic Knowledge of many things
+/- Multiple Personality Disorder, Some like you more than others
-The Ai in the holograms is prone to...Malfunction (Warping)
-You'll have to carry the projector at times
>>43921240
Saving this image for later.
>>43921264
Some drawfriend drew it of my AI Character from a Sci-Fi setting, Who fittingly was made of hardlight. Feel free, Im sure he wont mind.
>>43914365
Name: 'Bastion'
Gender: Male
Origin: Collapse Period Rome; Glorious Roman
Low Tech Understanding
Perks: Natural Physique, Martial Training, Tactician, Invictus, Super Human Body, Frontliner
Little Things: Brother of the Bite (4000), Notorious (4400), Ethereal Heart (4600), Test Subject X5 (5100), Dalla x2 (0)
Faction: Commercialists (5850)
Covenant: The Ikko-Ikki Clan
Home District: The Road Never Ends
Hubworld: Free Traveler
Armor: Collosi (3350)
Weapon: Corinth mark Jagger (2550)
Knick-Knacks: Protection Vestments (2500), EMP Clusterfucker (2350), Mark-7 Plasma Shield (One on Each Arm) (2150), Aspis Of Lycurgus (Back), Ring of Dispel (2000), Aenathari Peach (1500), Iron Halo (1000), Internal Sustenance Module (800)
You encounter Bastion when you run straight into his armor. He helps you up and after some explanation you learn that someone has hired him to keep you alive for three months.
Hes not a very good conversationalist but would gladly teach you how to meditate or fight, He has contacts all over the place and has worked for a lot of people.
+ Goddamn Unstoppable
+ Seriously, He could 1v1 a Battlecruiser in space
+ Who would shoot you and not this guy?
+/- Loyal to whoever pays him. Better not forget
+/- No way you wont look bad compared to him
+/- Reputation will precede him, Scaring off some enemies but attracting others
- Lot of attention
- Incapable of stealth
- Mercenary, Doesn't work for free.
- Not very fast
>>43914365
I didnt realize how popular Mithra was until I went to go dig up the original build to annoy anons.
How would you guys make non-magical human companions compelling in a magic-based cyoa? I want to keep the feeling that only a minority of people have a useful level of magic ability. It's gonna be modern fantasy, so I've got some archetypes like gun nut and computer nerd but I'm still kinda lost
Any good ones where dice-rolling is a mechanic? I feel like testing my luck.
>>43921549
If it modern make their technology able to counter magic that people can use, or infuse magic in their tech.
>>43921665
>>43915137
>>43921837
Neat.
Rolled 40, 5, 31, 20, 43, 21, 9, 10, 31, 5, 11, 37, 17 = 280 (13d50)
>>43921837
God of True Chaos, God of Eternity.
I get 3 rolls to start with, and I get 10 more boons over 20 years.
Rolled 46, 47 = 93 (2d50)
>>43921837
>2 dupes
Reroll
>>43922122
>>43922162
Not the best, but I'll take it.
Rolled 3, 12, 42, 33, 6, 28, 8, 28 = 160 (8d50)
>>43921837
God of Worlds, God of True Chaos
Rolled 29 (1d50)
>>43922552
reroll for dupe
Rolled 31, 35, 23, 13, 32, 33, 44, 12, 11, 10, 10, 47, 41 = 342 (13d50)
>>43921837
God of true chaos, god of eternity.
Rolled 16 (1d50)
>>43922985
Dupe.
>>43922985
>>43923010
Regeneration AND immortality? I'm going to be around for a very, very long time, in an ideal form nonetheless.
I can steal skills, have several master level skills already, and have telepathy. Im probably going to use this to pretend to be a spirit offering a good or service in exchange for a skill i want, and steal the skill when i give them what they asked for. I can just read minds normally, too.
I control air, earth, and ice too. Earth and air alone is super op. Ice means i probably love the cold.
As a master programmer, im going to create a true ai program, and accrue engineering skills from other and such to try to make better and better computers to host the ai. Ill do this in the arctic for maximum cooling, and because its good for my ice control. I live forever so eventually ill make the most insanely good AI for #reasons, probably to have it help oversee the world, or maybe to keep me company as the only other longlived being.
>>43921837
God of Worlds
God of True Chaos
38: Master Dancer
50: 2 Extra Rolls
14: Affinity (Electric)
47: Read Minds
10: Regenerate
12: Affinity (Ice)
21: Teleport Objects
1: Strength X10
42: Time Stop
32: Master Chef
Rolled 2, 10, 50, 42, 37, 3, 19, 9, 50, 6, 32, 37, 15 = 312 (13d50)
>>43921837
True Chaos
Eternity
Rolled 27, 9, 13 = 49 (3d50)
>>43923249
Reroll+2
>>43923249
Two fifties, my fuckin man
Rolled 6, 29, 21, 21, 48, 40, 34 = 199 (7d50)
>>43921837
In this particular world i'm not really wanting to make it too hard. Just myself will do.
Rolled 15, 14, 15, 18, 3 = 65 (5d50)
>>43923249
>>43923267
Gonna just throw a bunch of dice so I stop getting repeats
2, 10, 50, 42, 37, 3, 19, 9, 27, 6, 32, 13, 15 (13) Need 2 more
>>43923277
>Astral Projection
>Dosh Wallet - $20
>Telekinesis (dupe means x2)
>Daily Instagib
>Master Juggler
>Best Gamer of Civ V - It will transfer well enough to the others i'm sure
Rolled 25, 43, 35, 17, 35, 7, 5, 45, 40, 32, 6, 37, 40, 35, 39 = 441 (15d50)
>>43921837
>>43914386
Still hoping for anon to go through with his boobaggedon idea
>>43923687
see, I love boobs, but that goes over the line for me. not hating, everyone has rights to their fetishes, just kind of sadand kinda gladI can't partake.
>>43914614
What happens if you eat one of the two berries, and then eat the other?
What happens if you eat both berries simultaneously?
>>43921837
Deal: God of Worlds, 9: Teleportation, 11: Air Affinity, 12: Ice Affinity, 15: Fire Affinity, 44: Almost Immortality
I will live somewhere cold in a castle made of ice. I will aid travelers and spend all my time sculpting brilliant works of art. I might also go adventuring initially to learn about the world I'm in.
>>43923687
But those three all look the same?
>>43923707
I'm pretty sure it's a troll banking on the recent disgust for art with women who have breasts bigger than the rest of their body.
>>43914386
How's yours?
>>43923880
Same build different faces
>>43923903
I see no difference.
>>43914637
>No typhlosion
How did you not include the best pokemon?
>>43923917
short face-long face-sort of pudgy, line face
Then there's the superficial differences like hair, the fact that the first has glasses and braces
even their noses are different
the only thing they all share is the shape of their mouth, which I guess is the ideal mouth shape for this artist
>>43923960
They still look the same to me. All of the things you listed can be explained away by perspective, pose, and surroundings.
>>43923986
they really can't
>>43923998
they really can
holy fucking shit this is the cyoa general not the "argue over ants buzzing and derivative fetish tit lady drawings"
>>43924089
Great, now we can add arguing about CYOAg to the list of arguments.
>>43924112
GOD DAMN IT
here look at the pretty pictures
>>43924089
Would you rather argue about buzzing breasts?
now someone post page 3
>>43924089
I think people feel they can't make the thread any worse, what with the rolling and all.
>>43924153
That's a good point. We have an example of a CYOA that apparently makes people roll for multiple posts.
>>43924148
>>43924178reverse imaging gives me something about architecture, not chinese cartoons.
>>43915561
Lovely.
It was honestly the only nice thing I saw anyone say about you in the three threads I checked with the 'cyoa maker waifu cyoa'.
>>43924276
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Momiji_Inubashiri
>>43923898
It's going great.
>>43924148
Rolled 8 (1d12)
>>43907584
>Papa John's
>>43924132
Posting version 2.awoo.
>>43924401
>>43924406
>>43924417
Super Secret Mystery Box!
>>43924391
Just what I wanted.
Double Time X 2
Half Withdrawl
Possess
Training
Death's Number
Always Something To Do
Fate
Rolled 20, 11, 8, 30, 9, 22, 23 = 123 (7d50)
>>43921837
>>43914848
>Not picking God
>Not changing the concept of "years" as a period of "absolute, infinite eternity^infinity", and replacing what we now know as "years" as something else
>"B-But that's not fai-"
>Stuff it faggot I'm an omniscient god with infinite wisdom, I'll do what I please
>Gear of our lord Anon 2015
>Not coming up with a way of having omnipotence for all of yeartinity
>>43924662
Alternatively, you could just make not-time, not-space, and not-matter with your omnipotence, and build new universes (or not-universes) with them. Or shrink that period of forever into nothing so you can rebuild all the universes as they were right before they stopped existing.
>>43923707
Can't partake?
>>43923903
You don't usually look at faces to tell people apart?
>>43909557
Ponder!
>>43918419
this is unfishined
companions need more sex appeal
anyway I like the premise
>>43925379
The creator is done with it.
>>43921665
Where's muh necromang update, homies?
>mfw I want to work on my cyoa
> but I get home from work too late
>>43925909
Do it anyway you tired bastard
>>43925917
Well, it's more like I can only really work on it in one hour intervals on rental computers because I don't have my own right now.
If I'm lucky, I can use my cousin's computer if he's not around.
Rolled 31, 38, 21, 47, 5, 48, 29, 21, 12, 47, 15, 35, 16 = 365 (13d50)
>>43921837
True Chaos, Eternity, you know the drill
Rolled 49, 38 = 87 (2d50)
>>43925999
>>43926032
godfucking dammnit
Rolled 37, 43, 14, 8, 24, 50, 42, 11, 48, 27, 27, 6, 49, 50, 42, 3, 30, 39, 41, 49, 5, 3, 3, 28, 39 = 718 (25d50)
>>43926032
...
Rolled 35, 18, 28, 13, 19, 25, 30, 31 = 199 (8d50)
>>43921837
Deals: God of worlds and god of true chaos
>>43926104
>35: Skills of the best athlete in an existing sport of your choice (long distance running I guess? Could use the stamina.)
>18: Gain affinity with animals and the ability to communicate with them.
>28: Can see despite closing my eyes.
>13: Affinity with earth, earthbender get.
>19: Affinity with gravity, physics defiance get.
>25: Lie detector.
>30: Horrible invisibility power get
>31: Skill theif get.
Overall, I'm satisfied.
>>43923687
Okay. So, maybe the different levels/difficulties/def-con levels are cup sizes.
Possible objectives/problems: most boobs have disappeared from the world, you have to protect some select women that still have theirs (and maybe use their breasts as templates to return boobs to the rest of the world). Or, there are boob vampires, and you have to protect the last, breast hope for humanity. Or, for those that prefer more petite chests, there are boob bombers giving masses of women massive breasts.
Other, stranger, ideas: contagious lactation (global flooding), breasts gaining sentience, alien parasites incubating in breasts.
Rolled 13, 32, 27, 38, 2, 40, 33 = 185 (7d50)
>>43921837
neato
>>43927648
satisfied
Rolled 1, 10, 6, 2, 1, 1, 7, 10, 8, 10 = 56 (10d10)
>>43906073
>Age
I can deal with age differences. Rolling.
>Skin
Here's to luck, rolling.
>Eyes
Everything goes. Rolling.
>Hair
Everything goes - rolling.
>Breasts
I don't mind either way. Rolling.
>Ass
See above.
>Background
Let the gods decide. Hopefully something good, for her.
>Personality
Picking nr. 6.
>Intelligence / athletics
Rolling rolling rolling rolling...
>Interests
Rolling here.
>Height
Rolling again.
>Weight
4-6. (1 point owed)
>Distinctive Physical Features
1 (2 points owed)
Time to r-roll. (Not doing magical features or bad stuff yet.)
Rolled 38, 50, 38, 27, 3, 11, 21, 24, 18, 1, 29, 33, 41, 38, 26, 47, 41, 48, 30, 7 = 571 (20d50)
>>43921837
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>43928077
REROLLING INTERESTS BECAUSE I AM A SCRUB
Rolled 9, 9 = 18 (2d10)
>>43928077
>>43928104
Rolling for...
>Athletism
>Armory
>>43928085
>1 -38 master dancer
>2 -50 two extra ROLLS
>3 -38 REROLL
>4 -27 never poor or pee
>5 -3 xray vision
>6 -11 affinity to air
>7 -21 teleport small stuff
>8 -24 shadow clone creation
>9 -18 affinity to animals
>10 -1 10-men strength
>11 -29 $20 a day
>12 -33 genius programmer
>13 -41 ideal body
>14 (extra roll 1) 38 REROLL
>15 (extra roll 2) 26 hair colour change
>16 (reroll 1) 47 read minds
>17 (reroll 2) 41 REROLL
>18 (reroll 3) 48 kill someone by thinking
Rolled 4, 14, 2, 15, 4 = 39 (5d20)
>>43928145
>>43928104
>>43928077
Rolling for..
>3 insanities
>1 weapon
>1 trigger
>>43927016
At 21 december 2012 women everywhere suddenly developed giant breast growth. Needless to say panic spread rampantly and civilization as we knew it quickly crumbled.
Now all that's left is the wasteland. Build a sustainable colony by buying resources and denizens using points, for special effects upgrade some women to be one of the newly appeared macromasts that have special abilities, or for more points gigantomasts that have even stranger abilities but with spooky side-effects.
Rolled 6, 14 = 20 (2d20)
>>43928164
Totally forgot magical features.
>>43906073
My Yandere
>Age
Younger than me. I got a raqndom number between 5 and 10 and got 5. So, she's 21.
>Skin
Got red. So, she's, like Native American, or something?
>Eyes
Got Brown or Black. Flipped a coin, it ended up Black.
>Hair
Black.
>Breasts
Rolled a 9. She has huge tits, E-cup with back problems. I'm starting to become scared.
>Ass
Rolled a 1. She has no ass.
>Background
Poor and neglected.
>Personality
Airhead.
>Intelligence
Extremely intelligent. Now I'm VERY scared.
>Interests
Sports. She plays on a team. I hope her enormous tits don't hinder her playing too much...
>Height
Much shorter than me. Fuck, I'm a manlet. she must be a midget, then. Tiny Native American girl with huge tits that get in the way? What sports team would even want her?
>Weight
Chubby. Oh god, it keeps getting worse.
>Distinctive Features
I got disabled. Off. I rolled a D3 to find out what she has, I got Deaf. Oof.
>Magical Features
She's immortal and will live with me forever. Oh god, please kill me now.
>Insanity
I got 17. She needs to be near me at all times and if I leave her she goes berserk. Rolled bludgeoning weapon on Wepons tble, rolled Praise/Compliments, her father's name, and too many loud noises on trigger table. How would a deaf girl be triggered by loud noises?
I think I might have gotten the worst possible rolls here.
>>43900008
there is not.
>>43907266
>Allies
-Polly, we need the snazziest uniforms for our crew!
-Sheila, probably our best lead for tracking down the conspiracy
-Urd. She's cute and sounds useful.
-Hilda sou8nds like a cool person to have around.
-Smootchin is the only one that osunds like she has any useful skills or the right attitude in colonial era.
-Female Clone of myself for ally from the Future! That one's my waifu that I fall in love with!
>Bosses
-Huruka for first boss. She sounds like a real wimp, we can take her.
-Sam for second boss. Who would've thought the random schoolgirls were in on the conspiracy?
-Yami for third boss. Evil is to always be destroyed.
-Emmy for fourth boss, let's trash a bar!
-Carnelian for fifth boss. Let's trash some brothels!
-Ramami for sixth boss. We get to beat up a defective robo-hooker!
Great CYOA, by the way.
>>43923713
If you eat one after the other, the second one would take effect. You could change back and forth if you had a large stock of the berries.
I hadn't thought about what would happen if you ate both at once, but I'd say it makes you asexual until you eat one of them by itself. Working on cleaning it up right now and adding a section to answer questions like that.
>>43906073
This turned out surprisingly safe.
I rolled using random.org
>5-10 years younger
>very light / pale skin
>brown eyes
>blonde hair
>E-cup
>Getting there
>Supernatural background
>Innocent, doesn't know much about the world
>Very athletic
>Into survivalism
>My roll here had her being much taller than me, which is really weird with the age. I'm gonna spend the yan point here, I guess, to make that less weird. Setting it to much shorter, since she'll grow anyhow.
>average weight
>no distinctive physical features
>extremely dedicated to me
>weapon of choice: fists
>triggers are her father's name & the sight of someone in pain
So, a kid kitsune that likes to live out in the woods is dedicated to me. When she sees someone in pain, she starts punching things. Possibly also kicking and using tail whip. Forget romance, I'll train the innocent mind to be an ally of justice, punching all the villains that would cause pain upon the world! The yandere nature will probably end up making her kill villains instead of capturing them, but that's an acceptable loss since the local area would be gaining a super hero.
>>43906073
>same age as me
>Pale skin
F ya
>black eyes
eh
>C-cup
Average ass
>She's magical or something
>She's a dragon, with a human form
>She is active and very energetic, has lots of willpower
>She's actually really smart, but hides it behind a veneer of idiocy
>she's into firearms and tactics, military history and the such. She also owns a small personal armory
oh hell
>she's about 5'11”
that's a head shorter than me
>her weight is average
>She has glasses
>Extremely dedicated, will not let anyone else have you
>Using you as a rebound, will flaunt you everywhere will punish disobedience
>her body, so fists and legs
>Vials of very strong acid
>gunfire and blood triggers
I'm really not too sure about this one, I don't foresee a happy ending here.
>>43928677
>makes you asexual until you eat one of them by itself
Why sexless (neither) instead of hermaphroditic (both)?
>>43928896
That's a better idea, thanks.
>>43928896
because that's gross and the only ones who'd do that are from /d/
>>43929110
Haven't you heard? /d/ and /tg/ make a cute couple. Hell, half of cyoas are weird fetish fulfilments anyways.
>>43929110
>because that's gross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
>>43929124
Amen to that.
>>43929397
Mystery box.
>>43929397
Brown elf girlfriend. I will love her to pieces.
>>43929572
There is two but this should best relate to a greedy fuckboi.
tsktsk
>>43929397
Vampire, 1 immortality please.
