Ferrari say they 'can't fail' in Hungary
Silverstone testing is over
1st for amd amx is the real deal
2nd and repeating digits for gimi
3rd for no Ferrari win until 2020
4th for Nico won't win another race this season
5th for another meme race in Hungary
>>69538266
6th for thanks Binland
6th for rip Schumi
7th for don't fucking bully or touch me
>ferrari saying they can't fail
They will fail,won't they ?
Also
I hope Bernie Senpai notices me
>>69538301
What they mean is "if we fail, Fiat will close us down, so we literally can't fail"
Just had a bizarre thought about Crofty reading this thread out loud like he's commentating on the starting grid of a race.
>>69538164
Ferrari will finish behind Red Bull in the WCC, screencap this.
>>69538313
Yes but they will fail, right ?
Found the wifi lads.
> the Hungary race countdown on whenisf1on is also the countdown for when my sister arrives
Hyped
>>69538337
Unless they built a new chassis that doesn't suck
Yes
>>69538370
Post goat helmets
nth for ricciardo will never win another race or a wdc.
>>69538370
Makes sense you're hyped- I'd be looking forward to a blowjob too.
>>69537950
Not gonna lie, Daler Mehndi tracks are the best for senseless dance-offs
>>69538266
Dubs confirm
>>69538389
Didnt mean to reply to portugal
>>69538404
>>69538421
>>69538389
>>69538370
You're now officially classified as Portuguese. Congratulations!
>>69538430
Fucking sponsors man. Why do helmets need to have so many of them, or have a few take up so much fucking space.
I want muh helmet aesthetics
>>69538370
t. Albert Bablomsteen
>>69538370
withdrawal symptoms from her cooch odor already?
>>69538475
this helmet is a total shocker desu
his new one is much better
RE: Previous thread what does /f1/ drive:
2005 Mercedes E350 (daily driver)
1992 Mercedes 300e-24 Sportline (bought it for the W124 meme)
1990 BMW E30 325iS Evo 1 (ex South African homologation special, rarer than most of the E30 M3's)
2015 Harley 1200 Sportster Custom (weekend fun)
2015 Suzuki DRZ-250 (daily hack about)
>>69538164
Rolling for Ricciardo win and Cuckberg and Pathetic Fucking Lewser to crash :):)
>>69538496
Simple helmets like Ericssons/Villeneuves are quite nice I find
>>69538662
93 SW20 NA
>>69538662
watch me go on zandvoort with this baby
>>69538662
Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X: Final Edition
>>69537497
#7 for MSC
I usually dont like Gasly because of his constant choking but this is pretty based
>>69538851
based gengar
>>69538851
Looks so unbelievably shitty
>>69538662
I own motorcycles, not cars. Am I still allowed to hang with you people?
>>69538962
no get out
>>69538662
Look at Jay fucking Leno over here.
>>69538962
Fuck yea toothpaste, it would make a nice change from those pedal things you all have.
>>69538992
Wanna see the Bambina I owned when I was living south of Napoli? Fuck you guys are mental on the road.
>>69538851
holy fuck that f1 chassis is a pug
Last digit is the amount of races Ferrari will win this season
>>69538662
I don't know how to drive yet, hoping to learn this year.
Mom has a 2001 pre-facelift Renault Clio which we will share.
Yes, we are poor.
>>69539052
last digit is how many RBR will win
>>69539079
last digit is how many Williams will win
>>69539064
stop eating ur mums paychecks
is it legal to feed the drivers farts into the engine to save fuel and to use the urine to cool the brakes?
>>69539079
>>69539087
i don't believe either of you
stop lying that's rude
>>69539064
is it because all the money is spent on your ketchup sandwiches?
>>69539101
how about final integer for how many manor will win then
>>69539098
is this what dutch people do in their free time?
>>69539117
STOP IT THIS IS ILLEGAL
>>69539128
This training session is not dissimilar to how Jos Verstappen improved his balance, learned how to handle fire and to prepare for a crash. Don't hate on our methods, they clearly prepare you for things you will need later in life.
>>69539128
Yes. Going vlamvoet kipgooien (fire foot chicken tossing) later today, can't wait.
>>69539144
>>69538164
FERRARI PLEASE DON'T FUCK UP (AGAIN)
>>69539297
Relax, Vettel is gonna win the next race
>>69539144
numerals for amount of races haas will win
>>69538370
Post pictures of your sister please
>>69539328
>cargo pants
>>69539446
he needs the pockets to carry around the sandbags he used in 2014 to get out of his red bull contract
bottasfu best waifu
>>69539659
her hairline is higher than valtteri's though
>>69539680
They look like siblings
>>69539716
>implying they aren't
>>69539716
that's just the mongoloid gene, all asians look alike to westerners
>>69539144
Hamildubs have declared it illegal. Party's over, Choco Senna WDC confirmed, Next 11 races HWL
>>69539716
What his actual sister looks like
>>69539822
She looks better than Emilia. Too bad for him he isn't dutch.
>>69538389
>Simpson still makes it
>As a motorcycle helmet
All the Motorsport ones lack the venting on the front to various degrees. Kind of sucks. At least you can get it in Carbon Fibre if you're that way inclined.
>>69539845
kek beat me to it
>>69539845
Germany you have really poor taste
>>69539822
i wonder if valtteri's dad sodomised him like jos does to max
>>69539898
Maybe
Thank god there is no race this weekend
I couldnt stand to look at that borefest again
discuss
>>69540042
the excitement came from crashes and people dying, not overtakes, but nobody wants to admit it
>>69539822
>>69539716
And before you ask this is what her brother looks like
>>69540042
further proof that the 1980 F1 era is nothing but based
>taking into account bullshit DRS and double DRS overtakes
>>69540042
refuelling and pitlane speed limit pretty much killed overtaking from 1994 to 2010
Get rid of the speed limit or redesign circuit so there is minimal time loss for pitting
>>69539096
>>69539110
I vote for all toothpaste flags to be banned.
Everyone agrees, right?
>>69540102
no fatty
back on your bike
>>69540079
Cardio really kills your gains. /fit/ was right again.
>>69540102
I vote for all denbtsfags to be banned unless they lower their weight under 250 kg.
>>69540079
>>69539822
>Valtteri & Emilia look like siblings
>Valtteri's sister & Emilia's brother look like siblings
What fucked up family is this?
Guys, help me with a good Rosberg pic for the Universal Choking Sign. Thanks in advance.
>>69540042
new tyre rules = GOAT
>>69540079
he looks like the lovechild of Gimi and Hulkenberg
>>69540164
Have a picture of M. Neuer instead you dump gippo.
>>69540123
>>69540137
t. toothpaste with proxy
>>69540164
>>69540144
Their country has not been fucked up by multiculturalism/immigration and inbreeding as much as the UK yet, so they still have some semblance of a national identity.
>>69540215
>>69540237
I don't know what I was expecting.
>>69540311
Hello where are de menes :DddDdDd
>tfw you wanted to buy ES on monday but no fugging money
>>69540042
Nice. Very nice.
>>69540074
this so much. Overtaking itself is overrated
Also: I'd prefer seeing engines blow up all of a sudden like they used to in the early 2000s again. Fuck engine limitations.
>>69540209
kek'd
One (You) for you m8
>>69540425
If only McLaren hadn't been the only team suffering from it.
>>69538851
What accidents is the halo even meant to prevent?
It wouldn't have prevented Bianchi's. It *might* have prevented Massa's but he didn't even die, and how regularly does something like that happen anyway?
It also wouldn't have prevented Maria de Villota's accident either (hers was similar to Bianchi's). And it sure as fuck wouldn't have prevented a crash like Ayrton's.
So what the fuck is the point of this bullshit? The kind of accident that it would prevent (Massa's) is like a once in 20 years thing. Literally how many other accidents like that have ever happened apart from Massa's?
>>69540567
It's fucking pointless bullshit.
Makes the car look like a fucking sandal.
>>69540567
Henry Surtees and Justin Wilson
It would have saved Maria. She wasn't going at the same speed as Bianchi and hit the leading edge of a tail lift of a forklift truck.
The main carbon fibre strut would have taken the impact.
She commit suicide though so counselling would have saved her.
>>69540042
Now add an extra line without DRS overtakes.
>>69540567
It would have prevented Alonso getting decapitated by Grosjean at Spa 2012, had that happened in the first place.
>>69540567
I think Webber got smacked in the face with his tyre in 2012-2013
I don't think it did anything tho.
>>69540645
Well that would be the 2010 results which didn't have the Pirelli tyres either.
>>69540659
the Nürburgring pitlane fuck-up? his tire hit a mechanic, not him
>>69540674
*Camera man
>>69540674
>>69540659
I think it was a camera man
>>69540674
Nah, I think they was another one.
We should put halos on everyone in the pit tho :^)
f1 > soccer
>>69539010
Are you the Aussie who had the test drive in the formula ford?
>>69540637
>Henry Surtees and Justin Wilson
Not F1
>It would have saved Maria. She wasn't going at the same speed as Bianchi and hit the leading edge of a tail lift of a forklift truck.
The main carbon fibre strut would have taken the impact.
I doubt it, the strut would probably be shoved in her face.
Also it wasn't during an F1 race
Also she's a shit woman driver and a proper driver wouldn't have driven into the back of a truck like that
>>69540645
>It would have prevented Alonso getting decapitated by Grosjean at Spa 2012
Firstly as you say he didn't get hit
Secondly, I hugely doubt the halo can stop an entire fucking car
So basically we're confirming that an accident the sort of which the halo should prevent has not happened in F1, besides Massa's, in the past however many decades.
>>69541020
That's a Kiwi flag you silly cunt
>>69541125
See! I'm not the only one!
>>69541020
no, that was me
Saw an article with Pat Symonds saying that Williams switched to 2017 dev pretty early on in the season. He reckons that they can pull out another 2014.
What do you guys think?
>>69541262
I don't care about Williams, another 2014? Fine, let em have some podiums, they are a nice team after all.
More important: What is that car you posted?
>>69541262
it depends on whether they understand the regs well enough like they did in 2014 imo, if they just treat it as an evolution of their current car they'll be shite and probably fall behind renault and mclelen
i hope they do go back to getting consistent podiums tho, seeing them be the 2nd fastest team around many tracks was so based
>>69538701
That's a big basket.
>>69541347
2008 Honda with a 2009 front wing which Mercedes owns and repainted to be a show car
>>69541347
2008 honda with the fancy aero bits taken off, a new nosecone and a roughly-2009 spec front wing
>>69541396
>>69541399
cheers Boris
>>69541262
>Williams switched to 2017 dev pretty early on in the season
So did literally every other team too.
>He reckons that they can pull out another 2014.
Didn't they finish 4th in the constructors? Yes they can do that again so long as they have a mercedes engine in the back.
>>69541438
>So did literally every other team too.
I think they switched earlier than everyone except Renault because they realised their 2016 car was shit
>Didn't they finish 4th in the constructors?
3rd
>>69541453
Renault's 2016 car is literally the 2015 Lotus. Lotus had pretty much no money to design a new car.
>Ferrari 2014
>very promising
>Ferrari 2015
>"tis our year la"
>fail miserably
>"we can still beat the merces, just wait and see"
>develop the car until last race
>Ferrari 2016
>middle of the pack with shitbox developed after Christmas holidays
It's not even worth betting any money on it
>>69541516
that's my point senpai
actually the 2016 is like 75% 2015 lotus and 25% 2014 lotus because some of the 2015 car, which had a merc engine, is incompatible with the renault engine
This is almost reminiscent of the early 90s
>>69541549
2017 will be our year.
>>69541549
I think they've slipped down and are expected to finish 3rd. At this point, it's gonna be more about how close Williams and FI get to Ferrari.
>>69541549
but am I just imagining things or did they seem competitive as fuck with the mercs at the very beginning of the season?
>>69541629
I actually messed up the years lol, just add +1 to all of them
>tfw when it's already 2016
>2006 WC was 100 years ago
>>69541549
>>69541691
Ah, explains this shit, then:
>Ferrari 2014
>very promising
>>69541734
In 2015 they did pretty damn well.
>>69541262
>>69541396
>>69541399
it looks fucking retarded
>>69541786
It looks fucking sick you drongo
>>69541786
>t. aryan-potato hybrid
>>69541784
Remember the "if only they had a pushrod suspension" bs?
>>69542240
Hm, nope. Were they claiming that they could have been on the top with if-onlies?
>>69541549
Its there own fault for getting two meme drivers who arn't good
>>69541549
>Basically describing Ferrari since 2010
I quit video games 2 years ago. For good. I'm not going back. I'm not going back!
>>69539845
Aus-tier bantz there, Germany - I like it!
>>69542437
More like Ferrari, 90% of the time
doing a cheeky 8 hour nap
hopefully there's some racing when i wake up
>>69542951
Make your own endurance race; go have a cheeky 8 hour fap.
>>69542629
There's something about this that makes it feel like plastic.
>>69541125
Okay whatever pretty much the same thing
>>69543500
Yeah, either way, McLaren comes from one of us ;^)
>>69542629
All these new manual features and the mid-season-like release right after my last exam.. I cannot resist this year.
H Y P E
Y
P
E
>>69543681
Will it contain the retarded quali for the first two races?
>>69543810
would be ebin :DDDDDD
>>69540301
You need some multicultural couples to refresh the gene pool.
>>69543681
>being hyped for a codies f1 game
It's like you guys never learn. Remember when they said F1 2015 was gonna be all new and different?
>>69543950
it was new and different, just the shit type of new and different
>>69543950
well I haven't really played any F1 game yet besides F1 2006 on ps3.
>>69538314
IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE MEME
>>69543950
What racing games are actually good?
I played alot of GT5 but it kinda sucks, and GT6 is shite.
NFSU2/MW is obviously goat, and Sega Rally 2 is some OG shit, but what else is actually good? Everything else I've played seems like trash.
>>69543280
What's the longest fap session you've ever had? Probably almost 4 hours on one nut for me
http://www.formula1.com/en/video/2016/7/Grill_the_grid_special_-_Mansell_on_Silverstone.html
Nige is on PEDs
>>69543559
Don't do that again bro
>>69544091
ISI (rFactor, rFactor 2) and SimBin (GTR, GTR2, GTL and a lot of other sportscars games) games are generally considered the best simulators. With the more recent releases with graphical bells and whistles supposedly Assetto Corsa is the best one, but I've never tried it myself.
>>69543681
>new manual features
What this mean?
>>69544093
I think around 4 or 5. Edging the whole way thru a 3 hour JAV, and then skimming thru the scenes to find the best part.
>>69544171
I don't think he's looking for Sims but I agree that those are the best racing games by far.
>>69544173
formation lap
manual pit entry
full control of the car behind the safety car instead of the game slowing you down if you're too close to the car in front
good morning
>>69544093
Edging myself through a long competition of slave trainer.
I lost track of time.
>>69544206
>why-can't-i-hold-all-these-penalties.jpg
>>69544221
>a long competition of slave trainer.
The hell's that?
>>69544173
>Alongside the previously announced Safety Car and Virtual Safety Car (which you can read here), F1 2016 will also include manual race starts. You’ll need to engage your clutch and balance your revs, as you wait for the lights to go out. Your reaction time is vital here, as too early and you risk a jump start, or getting stuck on the grid as the anti-stall engages.
>You’ll also be able to have manual control over your pit lane entry and braking, so you can look to minimising the time lost when pitting. You’ll also need to brake in time to avoid a penalty for speeding in the pit lane, which is also a feature included in F1 2016, along with a new five second pit stop penalty.
>>69544269
im gonna buy the game just to play a Maldonado career mode
Anybody else love the giant sidepods on the late 80s/early 90s Benettons? These cars have really grown on me.
>>69544269
>>69544206
Holy shit, fucking FINALLY.
>>69544324
>>69544324
L e y t o n
H
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>>69544324
Those were the prettiest cars after the mid '60s.
>that useless roll hoop
>>69544324
Yeah I feel the same exact way. There's a really great mod for GSCE that has all the liveries and performance of the 1991 and 1988 seasons of F1 and those cars have really really become my favorite.
>>69544286
You can do that without buying it though.
>>69544252
http://pastebin.com/p8n711VK
Hope you like Jasmine from Aladdin
>>69544357
T H I C K
H
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C
K
>>69544344
HIGH TEST
>>69544408
No, OK, I know of PT, but what's a competition of Slave Trainer?
>>69543559
Daily reminder that McLaren has no connection whatsoever to the whitewashed-at-rugby, Ashes-losing, penal colony of Ausfailia
Daily reminder that McLaren is a British team based in Britain, with a British owner and a British parent group that manufactures cars in Britain under the same name
Daily reminder that the Antipodean butthurt is delicious
>>69544459
Meant to say completion.
Sorry. pls excuse poor English. I travel here on boat.
>>69544465
>Antipodean
neat word
>>69544497
Oh, damn. For a moment I thought it was some kind of niche eSport.
>>69544465
>whitewashed-at-rugby, Ashes-losing
>he thinks I care about fattyfootball and baseball on quarterspeed
>he thinks McLaren is British
ohohoho~~
>>69544465
Pls
>>69544539
HE'S AN AUSSIE WHO LITERALLY HAS TO RIDE ON THE COAT TAILS OF A BRITISH TEAM THAT WAS ONCE RUN BY A KIWI
THIS IS HOW DESPERATE THE PENAL COLONY OF AUSFAILIA IS TO HAVE ANY SEMBLANCE OF SPORTING "SUCCESS"
YOU QUITE LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
>>69539328
stuntin' on these mad redbullfags
>>69544579
HE'S STILL GETTING BAITED BY THIS, AFTER LIKE, 2 DAYS OR SOME SHIT
IS HE TRYING TO PROVE THAT ENGLAND HAS ANY SENSE OF NATIONALISM LEFT? CAN I STILL TALK TO HIS WIFE'S SON?
YOU QUITE LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS UP.
Also RIC>VET btw desu senpai
>>69544522
>tfw you and a competitor will never be jacked off by Lola with the winner getting to fuck her.
Life is unfair.
She is the Jennifer Becks of slaves.
Actually fuck that WAG TRAINER WHEN?
Jessica is basically Jasmine.
You're a team boss who decides to train a drivers GF to be an utter slut and send her off to other teams to get info on next years development.
Pokemon GO has nothing on that.
>>69544656
>RIC>VET
ebin new meme friendo :^)
reminder that RAI>VET
>>69544709
That's a given
>>69544686
It worked last time!
daily reminder an apathetic Gimi is ahead of VET on points
daily reminder RIC is ahead of VET on points
daily reminder VET has never won a race from starting lower than third
daily reminder VET cried to his old boss like a baby and ruined another driver's career
daily reminder VET is DONE
![ss_541e3d32da11add9f4e1d94c3e02c95477e1b0ef.1920x1080[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7CCKOC1.jpg "ss_541e3d32da11add9f4e1d94c3e02c95477e1b0ef.1920x1080[1].jpg")
Oh shit lads
>>69544824
KVY dindunuffin
>>69544932
Asetto Corsa is boring though
>>69542629
but pokemon go man
![ss_d82131cd2d653cbaac77a581fbcfb515fa22464c.1920x1080[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hXpzYiO.jpg "ss_d82131cd2d653cbaac77a581fbcfb515fa22464c.1920x1080[1].jpg")
>>69544946
why?
I enjoy hotlapping
>>69544465
>>69544958
You can hot lap in any other sim that has good physics as well as solid offline AI.
>>69545035
But they don't laser scanned tracks and the same cars
also GRAFX
>>>>>
>>69545072
Yeah the tracks are nice, and the physics are pretty good now that they've released the full version of the game but I still find hot lapping pretty boring. The AI are too easy to race aganist so I just stick with Rfactor and iPaying for fun
>>69545160
That guys face looks way too small for his head. Could be worse at least he isn't black
>>69545160
yes
>>69544324
Rare Mika in Benetton B188.
>>69545319
I dont like the colors. Looks too south african for my taste.
>>69545367
Dammit bald Canada, now I can't unsee it.
>>69545319
i really liked the multicolored benettons :)
anyone has the tyre allocation for hungary?
>>69545367
El peru ano
Can you handle the cringe?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NzW7G2zHz8
>>69545471
no bully Rio pls
>>69545471
>there are people my age racing in Formula 1
>there are people younger than me racing in Formula 1
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ1Z221Xw4o
>>69545471
"MAYBE!"
>>69538662
2014 Skoda Octavia vRS (diesel lol)
Why are aussies and brits so triggered all the time?
>>69545664
checkmate
>>69545633
A E S T H E T I C
Why are races called "Grand Prix"? Is F1 a semen-slurping French sport?
>>69545759
only in English
everyone else have their own expression for that like 'nagydíj', 'gran premio' or 'grosser preis
>>69545759
rand Prix motor racing has its roots in organised automobile racing that began in France as far back as 1894. It quickly evolved from a simple road race from one town to the next, to endurance tests for car and driver. Innovation and the drive of competition soon saw speeds exceeding 100 miles per hour (160 km/h), but because the races were held on open roads there were frequent accidents with fatalities resulting to both drivers and spectators.
Grand Prix motor racing eventually evolved into formula racing, and Formula One can be seen as its direct descendant.
>>69545827
>>69545827
Dutchfags call it Grand Prix
>>69538453
Thanks anon. Been hiking here today, and swimming as well as showering in a beautiful waterfall. There were two other dutch tourist grills who we hooked up with until we had to part ways. Was a shame because they were qts.
>>69538542
Underrated
>>69539349
Already did that before. Made me paranoid.
>>69545849
"Grote Prijs", maat.
We use Grand Prix just as often though.
>>69545878
>mfw never heard anyone say grote prijs
>>69545892
>grote prijs van zandvoort
used to be said all the time, m8
>>69545759
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Prix_motor_racing
>>69545747
DELETE THIS
>>69545747
that's an odd looking arsehole
any modelfags know when the 1:18 models of this year's cars usually come out?
>>69545471
He's actually quite decent. But not knowing where "his hero" Schumacher had his first win is a bit bad.
>>69546030
it is pure cancer m8. Most normies won't notice (yet). But it could be worse
>>69546124
indeed, he should take some lessons with Ranjeet
>>69545471
Anybody else going to miss Rio when he's gone next year?
That said, who are /f1/'s favorite backmarkers OF ALL-TIME?
>>69546397
Lord Will Stevens
>>69546397
grosjean since 2016
>>69546397
>Anybody else going to miss Rio
No.
I don't even know anything about the guy.
>>69546440
Grosjean was never good, he was a fucking mess in 2012, just fucking waste of space.
>>69546397
>>69546597
Grosjean is actually quite good on paper. He supposedly has a great ability to find pace in a car that engineers think to be impossible. This is not some fanboy shit, even Christian Horner has said that if he could choose a driver on pace alone it would be Grosjean.
That being said, it's his attitude that keeps him from ever getting a good seat. He is happy when things go well, when things go mildy wrong he is devastated and basically shits on the team for ruining the car, and this negativity further affects his performance. He should learn from what Vettel is doing. Of course Ferrari is shit and they've cost him victories on strategy alone this season yet he refuses to shit on them because it's not wise to do so.
That is why Grosjean is going to be the eternal midfielder
>>69546851
And what I mean by "impossible" is going faster than the time engineers/strategists/whoever have calculated to be the utter maximum performance of the car. Which is also what both Ricciardo and Max (and Vettel) can do occasionally, whereas JEV couldn't which is why RB chose fucking Kvyat instead of JEV.
>>69546830
>speed
that's a fucking brilliant double entendre
>>69546397
Indonesian-American detected
>>69545471
This isn't cringe.
>>69546830
Bring back Bridgestone and Michelin.
