Big Fat Greek Failure - edition
Hungry Grand Prix next weekend
so P ZERO means you're a DNF because your tyre exploded right?
>>69511085
Post hats
>>69511085
>>69511149
MAGYAR
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A
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>>69511183
>>69511228
>Have a soft spot for Hungaroring even though most hate it
It's shit but an alright bit of shit. Now Monaco that's some low-tier shit that I'd gladly drop to have some 3rd world place like Argentina have a GP in it's place.
>>69511323
hi where are the hats
>>69511210
>clarkson f1 commentator
I would watch it.
>POWAH!!
Sometimes I think these games look beautiful, other times I feel they look like PS3 games.
>Germans are afraid of speed and fun edition
>>69511442
Why u so sad, kangaroo?
>>69511390
>12-06-2016
holy shit, are you from the future?
>>69511437
probably because everything but the cars and track look like ass
dem kerbs tho
We need moar hats!
>>69511453
yes
and i can tell you that gimi will win at spa
>>69511490
Amx will win at Spa. That fucking frog faced cunt. I hate him so fucking much.
>>69511323
Is he mimicking Joaquim Low's gesture when Germany lost against France?
What a bully
>>69511528
>wobbler
can anyone identify this track?
>>69511564
me on the left walking hand in hand with my mum
>>69511259
are there multiple champagne suppliers?
>>69511437
F1 2010 had the best graphics imo.
>>69511595
no
gh mumm used to supply the champagne but stopped at the end of last year
chandon took over for this year and incidentally used to supply the champagne before gh mumm did, back in the 80s/90s
>>69511437
they have very basic lighting it seems like, could improve a lot if they get that right
>>69511437
Still prefer F1 Championship Edition on PS3. May be 2006 but it works.
anyone feel bad for alonso
i mean the lad didnt win a championship with ferrari for all those years
he was regarded as the best driver and is still respected but is slowly falling out of relevance with honda being absolute fucking garbage
dont get me wrong i love him and i think he is absolutely great and a funny guy to boot but i dont see him going anywhere if this honda shit doesnt pan out (which it probably wont lets be honest
#pray4alfonso
Does anyone else remember the 2006 Hungarian GP? Button's win was so historic that even Wikipedia described his drive as RELENTLESS.
It was one of the best of his many great performances, worthy of a multiple WDC driver (which Button should be IMO).
monisha on in-season testing:
>In any business, unless you get subsidies for it, you look at what it costs you and what the benefits are
is sauber the first gibsmedat team?
>>69511562
what's the screenshot from?
i think i recognise the circuit but i can't remember its name lel
>>69511390
reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/4sjqcw/can_we_stop_calling_lewis_chocolate_senna/
>>69511997
>1997
Based soundtrack lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZoMIvqPSpg
>>69511997
>>69511595
Chandon took over their year, coinciding with their sponsorship of McLaren
>>69512204
*this year
>>69511809
>doesn't throw his own cap into the crowd
kek
>>69511997
Can't handle the bantz.
>>69511997
Reddit mods take themselves way too seriously
>>69511997
>reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/4sjqcw/can_we_stop_calling_lewis_chocolate_senna/
I didn't know Ted was on reddit. Good to know.
>>69511997
Chocolate Senna is a pretty badass meme name t-b-h. Maybe we really should stop since no one likes Hamilton.
>>69512707
i'm pretty sure they're paid to maintain the status quo to please marketers
everyone talks about lewis vs nico as one of the greatest rivalries in the history of the sport but it really isn't. any movie or documentary about them would require huge amounts of exaggeration of nico's abilities. he's always been a #2 driver to lewis. it's not a rivalry at all
>>69513779
>everyone talks about lewis vs nico as one of the greatest rivalries in the history of the sport
lolwut
no, no one fucking says this. who are you reading or listening to?
>>69513964
i see a lot of people comparing them to prost vs senna or lauda vs hunt but that's a fucking joke
>>69511997
I preffer poop senna
>>69513779
>it's not a rivalry at all
How is it not? Just because it's not the most competitive or compelling rivalry doesn't mean it's not a rivalry. It's personal, ROS very much wants to beat HAM and vice versa. Both are capable despite Lewis being much more talented and, like it or not, it's the best the sport has at the moment.
Agreed though that it's not an all-time great one like Prost/Senna, Lauda/Hunt in '76, or Piquet/Mansell at Williams '86-'87
>>69511997
>>69513779
>any movie or documentary about them would require huge amounts of exaggeration
What is Rush?
>>69511772
It's a crop of a pic I took at some local historic races this last week. Saleen S7 btw.
>>69514004
if it's the media saying this, they are just trying to promote the sport, create hype
if it's random people on the internet, don't listen to random people on the internet
>>69514616
did a fair bit of searching and couldn't find the circuit, if it's in the US at least
what state was the historic race in?
>>69514576
no offense to the guys who make milka but that chocolate is terrible
there is no milk chocolate that is as bland as milka
who /neet/ here
who /no gf/ here
who /hadenough/ here
>>69516152
cheer up la
you could be rosberg
>>69516152
Do you ever imagine how must it feel being a F1 driver and never accomplish anything in your whole career, not even a podium? To see race after race how the best drivers win and get podiums and world championships while you always are left out with nothing?
It must be pretty soul crushing.
>>69516277
at least they get a chance
>>69511437
WHAT THE FUCK
I HATE CODEMASTERS NOW
>>69516152
Is it only me or is this season starting to turn into 2016 all over again, just that Ferrari and Red Bull have swapped places.
>>69511190
JUST
>The 1985 Dutch Grand Prix
this was a pretty great race: Lauda vs. Prost vs. Senna for much of it. Not really any webm-able moments, though, as battles on Zandvoort seem to be drawn-out affairs over several laps.
but what is everyone's opinion on Zandvoort? not that I'm that familiar with it or all that knowledgeable about racing, watching a couple old grand prix on the 80s layout, but if there's one criticism it seems that the only real overtaking spot is going into Tarzan (turn 1), and if you miss that or mess that up, you have to be sure to stay close for the next lap or two to have another shot. Prost tries a couple times on Lauda into what I think is called the Marlboro chicane or Hondenviak (turn 7?), but he never really gets close.
or maybe that's a good thing? overtaking shouldn't be easy and should be a product of tactics and being more a precise and intelligent driver along with a superior car. also, i was struck with just how awful DRS would be on a track like this. it would completely kill it as every attempt into Tarzan would be more or less a sure thing. fuck DRS.
oh and the webm is a spoiler, if a 31 year old race can be spoiled that is.
>>69511635
Oh yeah, holy shit I loved that game.
Wish I still had a PS3.
>>69516561
Do you mean 2015, by any chance?
APOLOGISE
>>69516561
not just you
it's going to be HAM-ROS-VES the rest of the season, famm, now that Rosberg has broken
>>69515618
This was in Portland.
The S7 was one of the saleens that raced at le mans. It's been all around. I figure it was left there from the car's last real race. I have no idea where it was. Or it could be some track that was modified/shortened for some historic showcase.
>>69516634
>watching decades old races
>>69511562
One of the Willow Springs circuits
Called Streets of Willow or something
>>69511767
>that even Wikipedia described his drive as RELENTLESS.
>>69517716
Nice, that's it, thanks
Daily reminder that with some more luck and better career decisions Alonso could've won every title since 2005
>Win 2007 & 2008 with McLaren
>Move to Red Bull in 2009 and BTFO Webber from 2009-2013 winning every title
>Go to Mercedes in 2014 and win 2014-2015 trophies and be comfortably leading 2016 world championship
>>69517827
All that could apply to gimi too
>>69517827
did Red Bull even want him in 2009? did Mercedes consider replacing Schumi with him?
Anyways, what you are basically saying is that any driver can win the championship every year if he somehow knows beforehand which cars will be dominant and can switch teams at will?
What a worthless fucking post you made.
which pokego team are you on /f1/?
Team Instinct here
>>69517914
I don't know about every year, but if you put gimi, vettel, Ricciardo, amx, alonso, fatjohn, perez, and probably a few others, in the merc rides, than they'd be winning races consistently too....
>>69511546
>filename
Lel
>>69517640
>not watching decades old races
>>69517914
>did Red Bull even want him in 2009?
They wanted him to sign a 3 year deal starting from 2009, and approached him in '08. At the time, Red Bull were entrenched in the midfield, so he refused.
>>69511997
What a bunch of butthurt faggots
>>69518460
It's fucking reddit.
The site itself might as well be called "butthurt faggots"...
>>69518526
it's falling off the face of the planet anyway. too much censorship and SJW faggotry
>>69518606
Imagine that.
4chan sucks goat ass because of the trolls and shitposting, but at least it's still a somewhat "honest" forum in that it's not filtered the way most forums are, and that seems to be a rare thing indeed these sorry days.
Did they take the positions of the tectonic plates into account when releasing lap times for testing lads?
>>69518841
delet this
>>69511997
>>69519044
>236x330
You're the punk, ya lil bitch.
>>69516634
The worst thing about DRS is that it artificially creates overtaking opportunities, not that it kills tracks.
>>69519044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>69519131
>watching with closed captioning on
unintentional keks
i didnt think his accent was *that* bad
>>69519113
You could argue that, without DRS no overtaking would happen, because all the cars have trouble slipstreaming at high speed with all the aero work, especially the Mercs.
I'm almost certain if they put 80's style wings on they would be able to overtake alot easier, but the cornering speeds would suffer.
>>69519044
Who is this semen demon?
Also
>posting with a tripcode in /f1/
>>69511997
And that is why threads turn to shit during race weekend. All the frustrated redditurds climb over the wall and come here solely to shitpost.
>>69519181
dont fuck with sneak paki
>>69511997
>This is already considered totally unacceptable by the mod team and deleted on sight. If you see it being used, please report it.
Holy shit, is reddit that normie?
Would that tractor cunt webm be deleted on reddit too for example?
>>69512204
Pretty evil desu. I bet Ron Benis is having a cheeky pee in every bottle before they're handed to the drivers on the podium.
>try reading the reddit links
>mfw headache from the structure, let alone the content
why do people do this to themselves
>>69519660
>dutch posters complaining about other people
you can't make this shit up
>>69519670
>Australian "bantz"
You just can't make this shit up
>>69517914
>the year 2000+16
>americucks are still letting themselves get buttblasted by aussie shit posters
you can't make this shit up
>>69519677
>unironic new zealand shitposting
you can't make this shit up
>>69519670
yeah well you lost the Ashes
I bet you're a Holden fan, guaranteed Zodiac sign Cancer
>>69519697
>This seething Aussie damage control
You just can't make this shit up
ah yes, keep fighting my minions
would be really cool if a girl would have sex with me
>>69519797
I can pretend
>>69519441
They have a strong PC culture. Anything that might be remotely offending is a big no.
>>69519797
>>69519797
Are you a kv?
>>69519732
>>69519797
I can only offer my boipussi, senpai
>>69511437
I don't know how they managed to make 2015 look 5x worse than the games before it, but they did it.
would be really great if someone would kill me
>>69519797
>>69519932
>tfw no gf
>wanting to kill yourself
>not optimising your gear ratios
>not studying strategy and potential tyre degradation under predicted conditions
you're never going to beat Mercedes with that loser attitude anon
>>69511437
>mfw this is what I play
>>69519670
>>69519677
>>69519684
>>69519697
>>69519700
>>69519726
>posting on a mongolian leather-weaving forum
You can't make this shit up.
you're all convicts in my eyes
I've been watching f1 for some years. Max is getting great results. Has he been lucky so far or is his driving something special?
>>69520131
He's lucky he hasn't hurt himself with some rookie moves, but the bastard's legit fast.
>>69520131
Watch his f3 season, then you'll get the answer to your question.
>>69520131
Mad Amsterdamx is not as lucky as lucky ricky, and fastberg is just plain speedier in terms of speed. Its why they sometimes call Mad Amsterdamx "le occasional podium man".
>>69511190
>>69519660
>complaining about Reddit's content quality
>frequents on 4chan
>>69520419
>leddit
>having quality content
Pick one. The comment sections are cancer
>>69520419
You have to go back.
you guys are cunts
>tfw missing her
>tfw can't sleep
>>69520764
Find a better one.
>>69520764
>>>/r9k/ or at least post a picture of Claire
>>69520764
>New Zealander lost his favourite sheep
you can't make this shit up
i really could have been a great f1 racing driver if i wasn't blind, poor and retarded
>>69520806
She was the cutest sheep and never ran away
>>69520788
Plan too, just feeling a bit lonely on this cold rainy night
>>69520802
Not quite sure what a Claire is, but I'm not going to post a pic of who I'm missing
>>69520419
yeah you can just fuck off
>>69520419
>>69520846
samefag
Any updates on the Button to commentary box and Vandoorne to McLaren situation?
>>69520928
jenson is being made to wait until september to see if mclaren will retain him or optfor memedoorne.
>>69520928
More likely Button in Williams. And also he might move to the team too.
>>69520841
I miss Claire
>>69520820
I really could have been a great f1 racing driver if i wasn't 6'6"
fukken manlet privilege
>>69520882
you got me
>>69521017
>>69521039
Christ she is a fucking munter
No wonder she never gave Susie a proper drive, she must have been bitter and jealous as fuck
>>69521105
>>69521105
r u a homofag
>>69521105
She looks half decent sometimes. And she's not wearing any makeup in either of those.
Also the only reason Susie was in Williams is so Toto would discount the Merc PU. She's pretty crap desu.
>>69521049
Does F1 regs for vehicle weight even have provisions for driver equivalency weight?
http://www.indycar.com/News/2012/March/3-22-driver-weight-equivalence
>>69521184
The cars have a minimum weight. They all add balast to reach it.
Driver height is more about center of gravity/shape
Apart from Eddie Jordans team I didnt even know an Irish team could win a championship
>>69513779
>let me make up something that nobody ever said so I can suck more niggerdick
When
will
they
learn
?
>>69521264
>germany being racist again
>>69521241
>A1
you know I kinda miss that, having the team liveries be flag colours was kinda neat. Reminded me of Trackmania.
Too bad almost everything about it was a hot mess from the start.
>>69521274
S-Sorry mr. Sanchèz, now if you excuse me I have a BLM march to attend to.
>>69521134
>>69521172
Claire Williams is probably the most unattractive woman I have ever seen. Literally I wouldn't fuck her even if you paid me. She looks absolutely fucking disgusting.
Anyway, yes you're right Susie wasn't very good but she's pretty fit, they should have let her drive just for that.
>>69513779
Despite the fact that nico has come close to winning the WDC in all three years. In fact he's lead the WDC in all three years hasn't he I think? Can't remember if he did last year
You're an idiot. Nico is still a very good driver but you're obviously too stupid to recognise that. Nico even out-qualifies Lewis half the time. The difference between them is that Lewis is better at overtaking. That's it really.
>>69521434
that's his car doing that, not him
>>69521363
>that fivehead tho
She's fit in some photos, not in others; definitely not in that one.
>>69521464
They always seem to forget that the best car wins the championship all the time. It doesn't really matter, any driver in F1 will win with the Mercedes car this year.
>>69521464
Driverless F1 when?
Tesla can drive itself why not F1
>>69521363
Claire Williams is probably the most attractive woman I have ever seen. Literally I wouldn't fuck her even if you paid me because I would gently caress her instead. She looks absolutely fucking marvellous.
Anyway, yes you're right Susie wasn't very good but she's pretty fit, they shouldn't have let her drive just for that because that's gay.
>>69521434
>nico has come close to winning the WDC in all three years.
Nope.
>>69521525
>>69521518
20017
>>69521518
Tesla's driverless cars have caused more fatalities than F1 in the last 20 years.
>>69521105
I'd sniff her cooch if she was my sister.
theory: amd amx was genetically engineered in a lab to the be goatest goat who ever lived
>>69521652
Solid theory
>>69521574
They've probably done more overtaking than F1 over the last 20 years too.
>>69521668
>>69521652
Max is clearly a descendent of Kek
>>69521529
He has actually. As I say, he's led the WDC, at least he did in 2014 and this year, can't remember if he did last year
Lewis just bullied Nico off the track all the way to the title 2bh
>>69522028
An argument can be made about 2014 and the current year, but in general in 2015 his performance was awful.
>>69521869
Not bad.
>>69522028
>>69522234
I think he was most dominant in 2014. At least back then he got so close to Lewis because of his own qualifying skills, whereas this year it's because Lewis had bad luck at the start of the season and also because he knows it doesn't take much to beat Nico anymore..
In 2015 he was the ultimate beta Cuck.
>>69522298
>In 2015 he was the ultimate beta Cuck.
You mean he was a German?
>>69520764
There are far worse feelings than missing a girl.
If you haven't voted on this yet, do so:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10728586
http://www.strawpoll.me/10728586
http://www.strawpoll.me/10728586
>>69522422
NSA please
>>69522422
>tricky this low
We've lost the hype, haven't we? He's gonna be the next Hülk.
>want to watch my little girl chinese cartoons
>pc is in living room
>relatives will hear and see
What do?
>>69522481
tbf he's won 3 races, that's more than Hulk could dream of.
>>69522514
Yeah, but he's supposed to have much more.
>>69522234
He got pole in the last 6 races of the year and won the last 3. So that was pretty good.
>>69522298
It's not just bad luck, sometimes Lewis is just shit. In Baku Lewis put it into the wall in quali - that's his own fault. Even if his car wasn't derating I doubt he would have won because he started so low.
And in Australia he just lost out to Nico on the first lap didn't he? I don't remember any technical problems there. So yeah, fair and square victory for Nico
>>69522481
>tfw I like both Amx and Tricky
>Australians won't allow it
Alright, new poll. Who's your favourite team?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736598
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736598
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736598
>>69522497
use a tablet with headphones.
>>69522497
Don't watch little girl chinese cartoons
Gee, that was hard wasn't it
>>69522592
tfw Ferrari might win something this year
>>69522592
Can't legitimately pick one.
>>69522481
>We've lost the hype, haven't we?
Only because of AMX.
But Ricky's form is down and AMX's is up. I don't know if that will affect his overall performance over time. I would honestly blame RBR for the piss poor strats and pits they've given him lately. I imagine it's hard to drive when his team is slack, and they're upping AMX.
>>69522587
AMX is just hardcore rookie. He's fast but he makes alot of dumb mistakes. If he can learn how to drive risky without binning the car like an idiot he's literally frogsenna.
>>69522668
>He's fast but he makes alot of dumb mistakes. If he can learn how to drive risky without binning the car like an idiot he's literally frogsenna.
You make it sound like he's crashing every other race.
>the DRESS SENSE of ted kravitz
>>69522689
I mean to say, when he's crashing, it's the same sorta crash the pay drivers would make, but similar to Kyvat or early Vettel. It seems like they have no measure of what can and can't be done with the car. It's probably because he lacks experience. If he's good, he'll learn that measure just like Hamilton and Senna etc. but still take risks. If he's shit, he'll just slow down. I think what's most likely is he'll do what Vettel did, and develop some half-baked sense of it because he'll probably have the best car next year.
>>69522854
Newey will kill him don't worry. He hates goats just ask Ayrton
>>69522699
No time to press trousers when there are anti-HAM conspiracies afoot.
>>69522592
>people legitimately voted for mclaren
>>69522668
He hardly makes mistakes, Monaco obviously withstanding but I think he can get away with having one shit track when it's obvious he can push hard at pretty much any other circuit.
>>69523199
>mfw I voted for Renault because of >muh Lotus twitter
>>69522592
>all this Ferrari
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>>69522658
Just pick who you would most like to see win a WDC
>>69523199
I voted McLaren, they'll always be my favourite team. Back the Brits nigga.
>>69523409
>Back the Brits nigga.
Williams, Manor, Enstone and FI are more British than McLelen
>>69522592
>favourite team
1. Renault
2. Mercedes
3. Force India
>>69523409
>>69523444
McLaren is really New Zealander. Obviously they're based in the UK, but most teams are. Haas is US, STR/Ferrari are based in Italy. I think every other team is UK based.
>>69523527
>Sauber are this forgettable
Haas is also based in the UK at Manor's old hq, they have a secondary hq in the US as well as a technical outpost at Dallar's office in Italy
since pretty much all the teams are in the uk right now, do you reckon they'll move elsewhere when the uk actually leaves the eu?
>>69523583
1) no, the effect would be negligible. Sauber are in a non-EU country for example
2) the UK will never actually leave the EU. the referendum had an abysmal lack of foresight and it's been demonstrated that the process to exit the EU is far too complicated, laborious and lengthy to be a reasonable outcome; and that's without getting into losing the incredibly beneficial trade deals that come with being an EU member - they'd have to be renegotiated with every single country and the UK would be getting far less favourable deals as it has a fraction of the bargaining power of the EU as a whole.
>>69523583
No way, the costs of moving all the factories would never be offset by the little extra red tape they'll need. The biggest annoyance will probably be for non-UK drivers who will have to get work visas and deal with all the niggles that come with working in a foreign country. Stuff their managers will deal with fully anyway.
>>69523679
>the UK will never actually leave the EU.
but the British public voted for it. how can a democratic government ignore the will of the people?
>>69523583
People forget Sauber are based in Switzerland, which is not a EU member if I remember right
>>69523752
1) the referendum was not legally binding. it was just an advisory poll
2) both Leave and Remain campaigned on pure misinformation (although Remain, to their credit, were infinitely more honest and provided rational arguments in favour of staying; but Leave dismissed those as "Project Fear" lel)
3) how new to politics must you be if you think the UK government ever listens to the will of the people lmao
4) the EU referendum wasn't even democratic; it's what's called Tyranny by Majority.
>>69523752
>how can a democratic government ignore the will of the people?
Because that country is basically a police state, and also the people are incredibly dense, so doing what they say would be silly.
>>69523679
I hope you bastards don't but you probably will.
I buy shit like books and video games from the uk.
If you leave, I will have to pay import tax.
Bloody cunts.
>>69523444
>>69523527
McLaren haven't had any connection to NZ for literal decades
They're a British team, get over it
>>69523583
No. Britain is the world leader in high performance automotive engineering. All the talent is here.
>its another /f1/ discusses UK leaving the EU episode
>>69523876
ok now i hope we do leave so you shitskins will start to pay your denbts
>>69523679
>>69523821
It's time for the cucks to leave
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/lgbt/
>>69523752
>>69523821
>F1 thread
>Discussing fucking politics
>>69523910
We can also talk about toilets, sister cooch sniffing and me being a fat fuck.
>>69523910
you're right
this is a formul/a/ 1 thread!
>>69523924
I'd prefer that
>>69523876
at least you'll be deterred from eating British """""food""""""
>>69523924
oh big man of the south what should I have for dinner
>>69516634
based Lauda
>>69523886
>McLaren is British
In the same way that FI, Merc, RBR and Renault are, yeah.
Founded by a Kiwi, owned by a mechanic that worked on Brabhams.
You can call it Aussie like everything Kiwi's do well, but it's not British really.
>>69523973
Grill a pita, put some ketchup and some cheese on it, also some ham slices then a fried egg on top.
This is what I have for dinner here. I eat 2 but if you don't want to end up like me I recommend 1.
>>69524072
Maybe you should eat only 1 as well.
>>69524072
that sounds like shit poor people eat
>>69524072
That's pretty American honestly. Swap ketchup (and trash the bottle) and use tomato paste, chuck some herbs on top, it's vaguely a half decent pizza.
>>69511311
>underated post
Fuck Monaco. I like the Hungaroring too.
>>69524103
Toothpaste going in for some Savage
I just had Italian food from a food truck outside my shop and I don't feel great
>yfw THE ASS WAS FAT
>>69516634
i hope it can return to the f1 calendar as a stop on the amx hype train
>>69524417
So lewd.
>>69524444
hamilton wins his fourth wdc confirmed
>>69524417
H I G H T E S T
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>>69524476
more like 44th WDC #stillrising #teamLH #godisthegreatest
>>69524072
>ketchup, cheese, ham and egg
holy shit bros
>>69524043
Lol this jealous delusion
McLaren has been British ever since Ron Dennis took over, literally everything about the company and the team and the car manufacturer is British
S T A Y
M A D
>>69524952