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News:
>DC on Cerrone calling him a fag
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/11/12152996/daniel-cormier-fires-back-at-donald-cerrone-over-ufc-200-criticism
>UFC FN 90 salaries
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/11/12150632/ufc-fight-night-90-salaries-rafael-dos-anjos-leads-payroll-with
schaub
early thread autist is BACK!
>>69502137
Thank you for your service.
black beast in this hoe, h-town, getting that mula nigga shieeeet
>>69502137
Making Browne fight people who are actually talented is basically manslaughter
>>69502172
you're welcome pal
Referee Herb Dean has called a stop to this contest at 4 minutes 59 seconds of the very first round, declaring the winner by TKO
AND NEW MCGREGORWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
CONOR MCGREGOR
Choi vs Goob
Who wins and how
>>69502233
Goobs via submission
>>69502233
Goob via skateboard under him
>>69502232
>VERY
>FIRST
so insulting
>>69502233
Choi via bored face murder right hand
Choi then makes the Vulcan sign for peace and beams out back to Korea
McGregor stutters
>Der can umm only be humble in defeat
>Ay wuss naught efficient with muh energy
>>69502239
>>69502239
Let's be serious for a sec though.
Choi did pretty fucking well against a guy that had a string of sub victories.
I mean tavares subbed the human blanket that is Guida.
>>69502233
>its a meme fighter get hyped up after knocking out a couple of unranked opponents episode
Is Brett Okamoto the patrician MMA journalist?
>>69502361
No your just a weeb
Good morning lads
What's next for Ronda?
How would Nate do against someone like Neil Magny at MW?
>>69502376
Arby's
>>69502376
>Marina
hnnnngggggg
>>69502376
liposuction
>>69502306
Hardly counts, Guida dove into his guillotine
anyway I don't know, Choi is such a mystery right now since he always KOs guy in the first
would love to see that fight though
FW has some good prospects right now
Bektic
Yair
Ortega
Choi
Conor failed as a boxer
Nearly killed himself to fight at 145
Gets wrecked by Nate "The Vegan Cuck" Diaz
>>69502379
Magny would either get 1-2'd to death or it would be a spicy roller
Don't think Magny would be able to get a sub, but maybe he'd be able to win a decision off of control
Not sure desu
We'll never see that fight though, Diaz only wants money fights now
>>69502441
>failed as a boxer
source? sounds to me like he just liked MMA better, and why wouldn't you
>>69502427
What happened to Bektic anyways
He got injured initially, but he should have had plenty of time to recover by now
>>69502137
That fight got me so hard
>>69502376
>Multiple empty toothpaste tubes
>Ronda not brushing
>absolutely disgusting
Is Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub the most successful MMA fighter outside the octagon? He is a self made multimillionaire, a t-shirt mogul and one half of the one of the most popular podcasts in the world.
>>69502379
Magny would make Nate come to him and pick him apart with leg kicks and strikes to the body, winning a comfortable UD
>>69502472
not too sure, I hope he comes back soon, maybe on the Hamburg card
>>69502467
>and why wouldn't you
Because even someone unspectacular like Amir "Glass Chin" Khan got £9 million to get heemed by Saul Alvarez. There's a lot more money in Boxing than MMA.
>>69502467
>it's a nationalism deletes objectivity post
Why isn't the UFC hyping Doo-ho Choi up more?
Guy is on a 3 first round KO streak in the UFC and on a 13 fight win streak at 15-1.
By this point in his career (15-2), McGregor was heading towards #5 Poirier.
>>69502562
He can't speak English
>>69502483
Ronda is more successful but Schaub is way more likable and intelligent
>>69502442
I don't know m8, Nate has failed to beat the best LWs and WWs he's fought, so fighting a killer like Magny at 185 is a tall order. Magny thrives in spicy bangers and is no joke on the ground either. Even if Nate was motivated it's a difficult ask.
>>69502483
brock
>>69502512
There's a lot more money in banking than MMA too
>>69502562
McGregor was dominating known quantities. Choi is still fighting literally whos
>>69502601
And like the initial poster's point, not everyone is good at being a banker just like not everyone's a good boxer.
Is this man a true warrior-poet?
>>69502635
And not everyone who has the potential to be good at banking wants to be a banker
>Dustin Poorier getting stopped in the 1st by Conor
Fucking pathetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WdEwvypiBc
name a worse voice
>>69502690
actually would, with the black hair
>>69502657
him and rogan talking about guns was embarrassing
>>69502690
generic yank bimbo voice.
>>69502669
>Jose "muh 10 year undefeated streak" Aldo getting stopped in the 1st by Conor McGregor
>>69502233
he has a ton of potential, but far from top 5 atm
>>69502718
>yank
literally cringed
>>69502709
Because you disagreed?
>>69502233
he's going nowhere
>>69502628
Choi vs Siver for the next title shot?
>>69502746
dude you should make it like a driving test
dude the government should know what drugs your on
dude you grow up with guns in the country that's why there is no gun crime there
were they deliberately being obtuse and hypocritical?
>>69502758
lets see Choi KO a top 5 guy in 1 round before we feed him to Siver m8
>>69502628
Thiago Tavares has been a known quantity since 2007 guy
>>69502396
good taste
Man I've got to say how impressed I was by mexiCain literally toying with browne
just watched it again and it was even better than the first time
>>69502771
I have no strong opinions either way on your country's gun laws but it seems to me somewhat prudent to have a bit more control on who gets to buy what.
>>69502808
a known shitter
>>69502778
I'd rather he fought T City or Jeremy Stephens
should edgar drop to flyweight and kill johnson?
>34C
>have to mown the lawn
I'm prepared to die
Is there a better all-around fight than Henderson-Cerrone I in the WEC?
>>69503027
Try living in Florida during the summer lad
>>69502897
I like both of those ideas to be honest. Somebody call Joe Silva
>>69502897
Miles Jury would be a good step up
>>69503037
bruh I don't even live on the coast, anywhere in Florida is 2 hours away from the beach
>>69503109
Where you at? I'm flying down there in a week to drink myself into a coma every day and lay in the sun. (Split)
>>69503150
are you in your 70s?
>>69503150
[/spoiler]late 20's, 30 soon pls hold me its getting dark[/spoiler]
>>69503150
Zagreb suburbs, I'm just a poor white boy and I'm jacked
>>69503238
Come down and we'll have a spicy banger.
[spoiler]bear in mind im 30 foot tall and 700 pounds[/spoiler]
>>69503236
>>69503279
/sp/ really doesnt like spoilers does it
>>69503279
see you in there in this octagon
>>69503301
Spoilers don't work on this board, for some retarded reason
Anyone else remember when Dan Hardy utterly shitter shattered Marcus Davis by calling him a plastic paddy then beat the shit out of him?
>>69503417
>calling him a plastic paddy
wow, thats really offensive. hope the got fined
>>69503417
>shitter shattered
kek
Dan Hardy is my fucking boy. A great shame he got that heart bullshit. In his prime he'd have a good shot at beating current Lawler.
>>69503457
>A great shame he got that heart bullshit
Worst thing is that it doesn't even affect him. Doctors in England told him he'd be able to fight like he used to with no problems whatsoever. American doctors won't license him despite it, so he can't fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsdpvAYpjo0&feature=youtu.be
Firas post-fight analysis of Hunt/Bork
Zingano is still my boy!
Will Connor ever fight at eating disorder weight again or is he too much of a big guy now?
>>69503557
I can't fathom how badly that cut is going to hurt him now that he's filled out so much to 168lbs. He probably won't want to risk it.
>>69503557
He'll diet down and fight Aldo exactly once.
I reckon if he wins at 202 he wont go back and start thinking about the surrendering the belt
What would be the most surprising upset that's likely to actually get booked?
My boy and his boy
>>69503764
Reis-Johnson
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bsdpvAYpjo0
Zahabi is such a cuck for point fighting.
>>69503764
Joanna-Jojo
>>69502859
Browne isn't good. Not sure Cain would even beat JDS at this point.
>>69503918
jds isnt far off from browne m8
>>69503918
Cain did look good, his jab was nice, the wheel kick required levels of athleticism that I wasn't sure he still had, but yeah, Browne is basically a giant punching bag, once he got hit hard once you could tell he wanted out.
>>69503959
plus cain was coming off a back surgery
Reminder that Schaub would a Big Brown Beatdown™ on Lesnar if they ever fought.
>>69503945
>I want everybody to know how retarded I am
Noted m8
>>69503764
Bisping - Hendo
First they came for Burt Watson, and I did not speak out
Then they came for Stitch Durant, and I did not speak out
Then they came for Ariel Helwani, and I did not speak out
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
Has the ufc world recovered after one of their top guys got obliterated by a wwe actor?
>>69503764
Shevchenko beating holm
>>69502512
Khan is a good boxer though. He just has a shit chin and isn't defensively sound enough to get away with it. Conor would get BTFO in a boxing ring. I'd rather see him in Glroy.
>>69504090
>top guys
Oh so we're pretending now?
>>69504118
I've got money on that. Shevchenko has nearly as good a record in kickboxing as Wonderboy.
>>69504145
Her ground game is decent too
>>69504145
Holm is the most overrated fighter in the UFC. She had 1 amazing performance against somebody with the worst gameplan of all time.
>>69504176
so holm was hesitant and poor in her early uc fights, if shev has been the same, but is literally superior to holm in any of their matching skills, she very well could win
is there any br fighter still relevant?
>>69504251
Nunes you momo
>le walking backwards for 5 rounds man
Odds of Cain fighting again in the next year without a devastating injury?
Michael McDonald vs. John Lineker
Tony Ferguson vs. Landon Vannata
Tim Boetsch vs. Josh Samman
Daniel Omielańczuk vs. Oleksiy Oliynyk
Kyle Noke vs. Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka vs. Ben Nguyen
Joanna Jedrzejczyk hits as hard as a _________
>>69504293
Linneker
Ferg
Samman
Omie
Noke
Nguyen
>>69504323
Deal with USADA
>>69504293
McDonald
Ferguson
Samman
Olynyk
Noke
Nguyen
You have twenty second to name a promo more emotional and watchable than this one (Holm/Rousey)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bV_oN7yDz0
[spoiler]You can't[/spoiler]
>>69504399
What happened to the Ronda Rousey revolution?
>>69504293
Lineker
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Noke
Ben 10
>>69504399
>getting a fake Herb Dean
made me kek
>>69504430
Too much torque on the axle.
>>69504399
https://youtu.be/6uq8WBN7YDY
Has ronda ever attended a press conference after getting blown out?
Jon Jones, no matter where you cum boy I'm sucking!
>>69504281
>>69504465
lol
>>69504080
>First they came for Burt Watson, and I did not speak out
>Then they came for Stitch Durant, and I did not speak out
>Then they came for me, Ariel Helwani, and I convinced everyone to support the most unethical journalist in MMA history.
Zuffa's tired of this shit. I hope the Chinese bury him in Vegas or liquidate everything and professional MMA is destroyed by the hands of a single Jewish man and his Reddit army.
>>69504533
>le get heemed in 13 seconds man
>>69504533
>aldo literally runs for the whole fight
I guess mcgoobs didnt joke when he said aldo went runnin
>>69504533
>losing to baldo
>twice
frankie needs to retire
>>69504560
Frankie's face got damaged on its own :^)
>>69504558
>Le lost to a journeyman who got 10 days notice meme
>>69504519
Nope. By the time her jaw was fixed up she was never out of Mcdonalds
>mfw Jon actually hid under the ring for 8 hours when USADA wanted to test him
>>69504556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNjOizcKROo
>>69504556
>the Chinese
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
they're based out of california
>>69504593
who said that (i'm asking unironically i know people have been posting about it for awhile now)
>>69504599
wow what a shit way to treat the best MMA journalist in the business
>>69504583
Isnt that a fighters obligation though? Why does she think she is above that?
>Travis Browne got a vasectomy to ensure that Honda will never return to the cage to die against Holm
o7
>>69504616
Chael told that story on JRE.
>>69504622
Fighters skip post-fight pressers to go to the hospital all the time when they've been KTFO with a broken jaw.
>>69504622
She is the most important warrior since Julius Caesar. Give her a break fs
>>69504632
>>69504616
It's been going around for years, though. Joe certainly knew about beforehand; he prompted Shael to tell the story.
lmao
>>69504653
Any other fighter would have congratulated the opponent on the win and then stated how determined they are to come back and prove themselves. What she did was pathetic.
>>69504653
hopefully her career ends similarly
>>69504702
thicc
give me a woman like that over skin and bones any day
>>69504702
>after the fight of a life time ive been busy
>>69504702
kek hahahahaha i've been saying it for over a year now rhonda will never ever get down to bantamweight ever again
>>69504702
kek!
>>69504709
Her MMA career is finished.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKD3B7WKFYY
>what did he mean by this?
>>69504709
Stabbed to death with insulin shots
>Guys Ronda Rousey sucks and is fat hahaha
Who heem's him in his first fight at MW?
>>69504702
This is shooped r-right?
>>69504742
Is that you
>>69504742
Travis please leave.
>>69504742
Come on, lad, let it go. Time for a new waifu
>>69504746
mousasi unironically
>>69504742
if i was paid literally millions to fight people and stay on weight you know what i'd do
throw it all away and eat ice cream like ronda
>>69504746
Thiago Santos
>>69504776
If youve already made millions then why not?
>>69504797
She becam a DNB
>>69504776
She's never been as close to missing weight as Miesha was.
>>69504776
She probably makes more sitting on her ass doing appearances than fighting anyway. Her jewish overlords are very influential, and even more now they have brought the UFC. Next we will have Amy Schummer and Jennifer Lawrence doing quipful promos and interviews for the company.
What went wrong?
>>69504808
Fug
>>69504746
Lombard
>>69504808
What happens if tiny bikini fails off to take them to proper weight? are they allowed to give themselves a quick enema?
>>69504808
is she going to fix her nose?
>>69504808
meisha has to loose more weight because she has fake tits so it evens out
>>69504797
see>>69504806
>>69504811
because her legacy is forever tarnished she lost spat the dummy and literally turned to food for comfort instead of getting back into the gym and winning her title back
>>69504874
>loose
>I'VE GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER, A FIGHTER, DANCING THROUGH THE FIRE CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR
>>69504848
I thought this is the average american family
>>69504702
>DAMN, RONDA ROUSEY LOOKS LIKE THAT??
>>69504832
You can give yourself an enema if you want; bad idea, you'd retain water.
As long as what you're doing doesn't involve substances on the USADA list, nobody cares.
>>69504874
>meisha has to loose more weight because she has fake tits so it evens out
Does she actually? If thats true, it speaks volumes about her dedication that she would waste so much weight on vanity that wont help her in a fight
>>69504887
no, darker
>>69504874
>meisha has to loose more weight because she has fake tits so it evens out
The only reason that the first WMMA division in the UFC was bantamweight was that Rousey is too fat to cut to flyweight.
How badly would Schaub mess up post USADA Jones?
>>69504907
she's a woman what do you expect?
>>69504907
Dont be stupid, plastic tits are way less dense than real tits.
I swear to god, /heem/ is filled with fat virgins
>>69504933
what are you a plastic surgeon?
>>69504933
Show me an anorexic bird with big, real tittys mate.
>>69504887
Do you think Caitlin preps Kris' Bull?
>>69504933
>this post
>this flag
huezil would be an expert on this since your women are big on plastic surgery
>>69504948
No, I've touched some boobs, and I'm not ignorant/oblivious.
Silicon is plastic. Low density Tits are basically fat and glands. Fat is water. Water is very dense. Do the math.
>>69504915
es tan alto, y hermoso como el infierno, es tan malo, pero lo hace tan bein, puerdo ver el final, a medida qu comienza, di que me recordaras de pie en un bonta vestida
>>69504988
but there is more silicon in meisha's tits than there is tit meat in rondas or any other bantamweight besides that hot bitch from strikeforce
>>69504988
also what do fake tits feel like i've never touched any in my life?
>>69504971
It's common sense really.
Media whores all have fake tits
But yeah, some of my students have boob Jobs. Pic related. Hottest woman I've met. Sorry about the quality.
>>69504323
Joanna may have won the battle, but Claudia won the war
>>69505060
>that face
>>69504323
British Middleweight
>>69505048
Like a thick bag of watery gel.
Which it's what it is in truth.
>>69505089
Do you think Pat Barry paid her father to lay the groundwork for him?
Would anybody tap to this? Why is Russia so corrupt?
>>69505116
interesting does feeling it feel weird or does it make your dick hard? your among friends you can be frank
>>69505079
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHvw7Zuj4AN/
>>69505079
is this some Trudeau kind of logic joke?
>>69505145
Can I still be Garth?
>>69505144
looks kinda comfy
>>69505060
>my students
what do you teach?
>>69505079
>thenightflyer
my sides
>>69505145
Like diamonds.
>>69505161
If I licked her cheek I'd gain five pounds of muscle.
>>69505161
>Does your leg hurt?
>>69505185
awesome
>>69505144
>tfw no sambo gyms near me
>only a bunch of mexican jiujitsu gyms taught by some bluebelt manlet goofs
>>69505162
If you kill your enemies, they win
>>69505201
yes thats the quote i was thinking of
>>69505162
I mean joanna won vs claud but team tranny swept the tuf
>>69505178
I'm a professor at a local private University.
>>69504933
it's not between big natty tits and big fake tits, it's between big fake tits and small natty tits.
big fake tits weigh more than small tits, and no amount of dieting/low bf will make them weigh less
>>69505210
honestly I didnt think all the things he said were real but then it turned out to be real
it looked like he was joking or something but he was actually serious which blew my mind
I cant grasp the fact that someone voted for him
>>69505213
>honda housey's bigotry means that we will never see Fallon Fox destroying """"""""""natural""""""""" womyn in the UFC
>>69505213
>Anybody watches or cares about TUF
>>69505161
women shouldn't have such bad singing voices
>>69505261
it's 2016, why wouldn't people vote for him?
>>69505254
It depends.
Let's say plastic density is 0.3 and water is 1.
A size 2 natural would weight the same as a size 6 plastic boob.
Why is Brock Lesnar such a bully?
>>69505335
Brock Lesnar isn't a bully, other people are just foolish. Brock Lesnar does what Brock Lesnar wants, let's make that clear right now.
>>69505278
LET IT GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KzHcRt-IhU
>>69505359
wew, 2 qt 4 me
![7b6186d7994cc0201ecb50b6d2de7e27[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TTcqi9p.jpg "7b6186d7994cc0201ecb50b6d2de7e27[1].jpg")
whats the chance of Bork Laser being natty
>>69505353
I'm just catching up on 200 just now. He manhandled Hunt like he an Action Man, then had the class to give the troops a shout out
What do you think of this guy?
>>69505384
Watch the post-fight presser, he's so fucking charismatic it's ridiculous.
>>69505393
midget with gyno
>>69505393
he's improved recently
but for years he made a lot of match ups just so his cash cows could keep growing
>>69505393
Farms his job out to a room full of monkeys.
>>69505393
5'11''
i'm a best matchmaker than him
but ufc hasn't signed me on yet
>>69505393
the real aplha male, can fuck your life up by giving it bad matchups
>>69505403
Ill check it out after i see Tate get torn to tatters. Lesnar is the only guy in the whole event who came out to a decent song
>>69504293
Lineker
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Noke
Smolka
>>69505403
yeah Brock is very charismatic which is surprising because I don't think he barely says a word in WWE and has Heyman do it for him. Brock is just naturally a likeable guy IMO
is Josh 'Jesus' Samman natty lads?
what did she mean by this?
>>69504533
He's at the top of his game again, GOOBER VS ALDO 2
Someone explain to me how Tate got rekt so fucking hard, so quickly
>Tony Ferguson vs. Landon Vannata
>Landon Vannata
who?
>>69505568
>balding
he's on that jesus juice, lads.
>>69505576
she has to wear baggy clothes now to hide her fat?
>>69505597
that video is old as fuck
>>69505585
She's shit and always has been, and Nunes has the new juice that USADA can't detect yet.
>>69505585
She is a slow starter whilst Nunes is a very fast starter (who then tends to gas if she doesn't finish). Nunes also has the superior stand up.
>>69505592
A decent prospect, 8-0 trains at Jackson-Wink, short notice replacement. Its a Khabib v Horcher situation.
>>69505585
no heart
>>69505611
HORCHER VS VANNATA WHEN
>There's unironically a card tomorrow
