[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
/heem/: twitter edition
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 121
File: derrick lewis becomes a mother.png (329 KB, 548x928) Image search: [Google]
derrick lewis becomes a mother.png
329 KB, 548x928
Upcoming events:

7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/17: Professional Shooto 7/17 - Asuka vs Sawada
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
7/31: Pancrase Osaka - Kitakata vs Hayasaka
8/5: Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/13: Brace 42 - Murphy vs Alchin
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem

Previous thread: >>69489311

News:

>Vegas Dave BTFO
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/11/12148510/not-mad-vegas-dave-reacts-losing-1-million-bet-on-miesha-tate-ufc-200-mma

>UFC sold to California-based William Morris Endeavor
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/11/12148376/ufc-sold-to-wme-img-for-4-billion

>Hendo-Bisbong confirmed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/10/12138614/dana-white-says-michael-bisping-to-fight-dan-henderson-next-possibly
>>
Brendan Big Brown Schaub
>>
is a fag
>>
>>69494103

>Brock is so bad he barely beat a ranked 8 heavy fighter

My sides
>>
can someone post the cain velasquez v travis brown webm plz?
>>
File: fancy schaub.jpg (52 KB, 640x640) Image search: [Google]
fancy schaub.jpg
52 KB, 640x640
>>69494113
You've been killing it lately Bulgarabro
>>
WILL BROOKS ON FIRE
EDDIE ALVAREZ IS TERRIFIED
>>
>>69494177
would work better without Eddie. Just Alvarez, keep it simple.
>>
File: heavyweight memekick lands.webm (3 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
heavyweight memekick lands.webm
3 MB, 1280x720
>>69494147
>>
File: Schaub8.jpg (49 KB, 600x600) Image search: [Google]
Schaub8.jpg
49 KB, 600x600
>>69494156
Thanks man
>>
UFC on Fox 21 has been outrighted stated to not have Pettis-Oliveira as the main event
>>
File: 1423958374550.jpg (101 KB, 600x903) Image search: [Google]
1423958374550.jpg
101 KB, 600x903
Requesting Roy Nelson vs Derrek Lewis webms
>>
>>69494202
thanks senpai i accidentally slept thru this fight
>>
File: 1467960814994.jpg (144 KB, 500x750) Image search: [Google]
1467960814994.jpg
144 KB, 500x750
>>69494202

>Your in the club and this guy wheel kicks your MMA GF

What do you do
>>
File: snap.webm (534 KB, 512x288) Image search: [Google]
snap.webm
534 KB, 512x288
Hey Mexico, you still there pussy?
>>
>>69494177
Nah, he's gonna get KO'd his next fight and then kill himself
>>
>>69494113
>>69494156
>>69494205

Look at this succ between two Schaub fans.. Ugh, disgusting..
btw. Schaub is not a fighter.. Find some podcasts board and post that shit there..
>>
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>
DC vs Stipe super fight who wins?
>>
>>69494324
DC via wrassl'n
>>
File: me and my bitch.jpg (82 KB, 399x528) Image search: [Google]
me and my bitch.jpg
82 KB, 399x528
Hey Goofs,

My name is Sage, and I could heem every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting stupid ass pictures of a washed up heavyweight. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever heemed anyone? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than photoshopping Thug Rose on to Blacked.com pictures.

Don't be a goof. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a world karate champion and starter on my wrestling team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to polish skeletons"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; it is what IT IS). You are all goofs who should just heem yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>
>>69494324
DC via 25 minutes of dry humping.

I would rather watch Miocic vs Velasquez.
>>
File: beast.webm (3 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
beast.webm
3 MB, 1280x720
>>69494226
shieeeeeet
>>
File: whiff-boom.webm (2 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
whiff-boom.webm
2 MB, 1280x720
>>
>>69494424
Absolute coonery
>>
Michael McDonald vs. John Lineker
Tony Ferguson vs. Landon Vannata
Tim Boetsch vs. Josh Samman
Daniel Omielańczuk vs. Oleksiy Oliynyk
Kyle Noke vs. Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka vs. Ben Nguyen
>>
>>69494580

shut your mouth white boi before i shut it for you
>>
>>69494443
that was a tooth flying out r-right?
>>
>>69494321
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
>>
File: 1405741608165.jpg (14 KB, 480x360) Image search: [Google]
1405741608165.jpg
14 KB, 480x360
>Get A Dog Bro
What did /heem/ mean by this?
>>
File: 9C3rmOy.png (73 KB, 250x335) Image search: [Google]
9C3rmOy.png
73 KB, 250x335
>>69494656
Lineker
Fergie
Samman
Daneil
Noke
Nguyen
>>
>>69494103
how come Jon Jones testing positive for Estrogen blockers isn't in the OP or news, you fucking piece of shit
>>
>>69494699
Spit
>>
File: Bigfoots next opponent.jpg (142 KB, 640x420) Image search: [Google]
Bigfoots next opponent.jpg
142 KB, 640x420
>>69494656
Michael McDonald
Tony Ferguson
Josh Samman
Oleksiy Oliynyk
Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka
>>
File: image.png (2 MB, 750x1334) Image search: [Google]
image.png
2 MB, 750x1334
Is she right?
>>
File: 1468247704240.jpg (96 KB, 312x566) Image search: [Google]
1468247704240.jpg
96 KB, 312x566
>yfw the shitstorm that will follow Sage pissing hot
>>
File: 1438008448177.jpg (32 KB, 245x245) Image search: [Google]
1438008448177.jpg
32 KB, 245x245
>>69494656
McDonald
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Nakamura
Smolka
>>
File: 1467925696065.jpg (198 KB, 1024x1366) Image search: [Google]
1467925696065.jpg
198 KB, 1024x1366
>>69494656
Lineker
Ferguson
Boetsch
Oliynyk
Noke
Nguyen
>>
>>69494827
because the news of him initially testing positive for something broke a very long time ago
did you hear that Werdum pulled out of UFC 196 and it was turned into a fight night instead
they say Johny Hendricks vs Stephen Thompson is going to be the main event
>>
File: Goober_anime.jpg (161 KB, 614x535) Image search: [Google]
Goober_anime.jpg
161 KB, 614x535
>>69494656
Meme day McDonald
El Cuck-uy
My boy â„¢Josh Samman
Oliynik
Kyle None
>flyweight """""""""" fights """"""""""
>>
>>69494443
RICKY!
>>
Is Rogan going?
>>
Will Chael get in trouble for leaking the Jones news?

I kinda like that he's a reporter now for FloCombat.
>>
>>69494887
How come you didn't keep the shit about the UFC being sold and Ceronne talking shit to DC, you fucking suck
>>
>>69494864
pretty sure Robert Downey jr wears the same kind of shoes.
>>
>>69494713
SO I CAN DRIIIIIFT AWAAAAY
>>
>>69494904
not adding anyone who doesn't pick every fight, add yourself if you want
>>
File: 1439095155466.jpg (42 KB, 500x414) Image search: [Google]
1439095155466.jpg
42 KB, 500x414
Dana White catches you watching an ILLEGAL stream and calls the cops. You're arrested and charged with being a fucking goof and the judge gives you this choice:

-6 Years in jail, no parole but your safety will be guarenteed by the guards
-18 months in jail, but your cell mate is Derrick 'Black Beast' Lewis

What do you do?

Nightmare Mode:
-your sentence is reduced to 3 Months, but you have to have Derrick Lewis as a cellmate IN ADDITION TO getting a tattoo on your chest that reads "Houston Niggas Are Bitches, Fuck H-Town Nigga"
>>
>>69495032
18 months
Lewis seems like a nice guy desu
>>
>>69495032
do we get internet in jail?
>>
>>69495032
18 months with Derrick Lewis
>>
>>69495032
tricks on you, i don't watch illegal streams, i invite a few friends over and we watch the fights together
>>
File: dana-long-camera.gif (2 MB, 320x180) Image search: [Google]
dana-long-camera.gif
2 MB, 320x180
>>69495093
You goof. Charging people to watch a ppv in public is ILLEGAL.
>>
>>69495181
>public
>implying my house isnt private property

>ireland
>>
Fighter unions will kill the sport.

New ownership is going to destroy the UFC. Thank god Bellator will succeed. More one night tournaments.
>>
File: euqbxk.gif (967 KB, 270x252) Image search: [Google]
euqbxk.gif
967 KB, 270x252
>>69495240
Will the wrassl'n shilling continue?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWrZZA_wk_0


Chael the absolute madman
>>
File: btd.jpg (65 KB, 297x457) Image search: [Google]
btd.jpg
65 KB, 297x457
>>69495301
>he's not watching wrestling right now
>>
>>69494864
between her and her brother paige's father must be proud
>>
File: CatPubZUMAAuORA.jpg (63 KB, 600x800) Image search: [Google]
CatPubZUMAAuORA.jpg
63 KB, 600x800
Derek banged my sister and made me watch
>>
It looks like Ferguson and Khabib are both using the same strategy of fighting nobodies and waiting for a title shot
>>
File: 1468263035360.webm (2 MB, 400x400) Image search: [Google]
1468263035360.webm
2 MB, 400x400
>>69494878

nice trap
>>
File: gsplol.jpg (89 KB, 872x692) Image search: [Google]
gsplol.jpg
89 KB, 872x692
>>69495333
Chael is in HUGE trouble. He might as well just end it all now. Even Schaub isn't dumb enough to do this. And Schaub is a fucking imbecile.
>>
JRE with Chael is finally up on podbay. Probably on youtube as well.
http://podbay.fm/show/360084272/e/1468284588?autostart=1
>>
File: 6.png (55 KB, 252x228) Image search: [Google]
6.png
55 KB, 252x228
>>69494904
Already goofed.
>>
File: raewraew.png (400 KB, 958x722) Image search: [Google]
raewraew.png
400 KB, 958x722
>>69495551
it goes on youtube live
>>
>>69494103
There is l i t e r a l l y

no reason for you to make threads early anymore. Stop it. You're not a necessary evil. You're just a nobody that wants to be the eternal OP.
>>
File: jon.jpg (83 KB, 726x662) Image search: [Google]
jon.jpg
83 KB, 726x662
>>69494656
John Lineker
Tony Ferguson
Josh Samman
Oleksiy Oliynyk
Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka
>>
File: jj.jpg (308 KB, 1183x873) Image search: [Google]
jj.jpg
308 KB, 1183x873
>>69494103
Thank you for your service unironically.
>>
>Schaub talking about other heavyweights ranking
>Talking about how they're not considered big threats
>He is literally talking about himself but doesn't realise it


People who can't view the world in 3rd person are a strange breed.
>>
File: g45ebgs45yh.jpg (570 KB, 1702x2560) Image search: [Google]
g45ebgs45yh.jpg
570 KB, 1702x2560
>>69495824
>strange

schaub isn't strange he's stupid
>>
Is Brock an idiot savant?
>>
>>69495919


He is your last great white (natty) hope. Stop slandering him.
>>
>>69496059

Also sorry for shit quality
>>
>>69496059
maybe if the picture wasn't for ants i could compare
>>
>>69496036
he abandoned freedomland for canada
>>
>>69496059
literally no noticable difference.
>>
>>69496094

Yeah i noticed after i posted. Will use photo editor when i get home instead of mobile
>>
>survives 15 minutes fight
>racks up 2.5 million
enough for butt injections.
all while there is so much poverty and poorly paid important jobs, this world really is a piece of shit.
>>
>>69496100

What does that tell you about your own country Bob?
>>
Reminder that my power double is unmatched.
I ask you to be careful.
>>
>>69496216
And you're preaching on 4chan about it
>>
File: download (1).jpg (10 KB, 275x183) Image search: [Google]
download (1).jpg
10 KB, 275x183
Was prime Pride better than UFC?
>>
>>69496238
it's just sad and disgusting
>>
>>69496258
So sad and disgusting that you go to /heem/ of all places to make the difference
>>
File: 084.jpg (157 KB, 615x1268) Image search: [Google]
084.jpg
157 KB, 615x1268
Hank my OC.
>>
>>69496281
no I don't have access to guns in my wardrobe, america.
>>
File: 20120706074820_IMG_7544.jpg (32 KB, 600x399) Image search: [Google]
20120706074820_IMG_7544.jpg
32 KB, 600x399
>>
>>69496278

>Alfhild

Ok I kek'd
>>
File: reawr.jpg (21 KB, 432x336) Image search: [Google]
reawr.jpg
21 KB, 432x336
>>69496310
woah this guy would hurt someone if he had weapons
>>
File: silverback.webm (1 MB, 624x352) Image search: [Google]
silverback.webm
1 MB, 624x352
>>69496310
Be careful.
>>
File: Gustafsson_Gun.jpg (387 KB, 675x906) Image search: [Google]
Gustafsson_Gun.jpg
387 KB, 675x906
>>69494656

Lineker
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Noke
Nguyen
>>
>>69496351
wouldn't stop a 9mm in that thick skull of his.
>>
>>69495032

Nightmare mode. I think he would find it funny. If not, well, whatever. It's not the worst tattoo I can think of. Houston IS a shithole.
>>
File: manlet goofs.webm (97 KB, 252x208) Image search: [Google]
manlet goofs.webm
97 KB, 252x208
>>69496400
Great banter bud.
>>
>>69496400
let's leave your penis out of this
>>
Who is the best atheist MMA fighter?
>>
>>69496289
GIVE ME SOME FUCKING (You)s YOU FUCKING AMERIFATS
>>
>>69495032
I'll take the 18 months. Lewis seems to have a good sense of humor, so I could hopefully joke around with him and get on his good side.

Worst case scenario is he either beats the shit out of you or rapes you. But I'm ugly as fuck and my ass is hairy like the hide of a yak, so I think there would be better options.
>>
>>69496252
Yes. Gomi is my favorite fighter and watching him, and Wandy in their prime stomping and soccer kicking clowns is just the best
>>
>>69496458
Bisping
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WdEwvypiBc
>>
>>69496569
>le monkey girl
>>
>>69496465
it's already been done better you baiting faggot
>>
>>69496458
Josh Barnett
>>
>>69496252
Better rules and less drug testing, so yes.
>>
>>69494361
kek
>>
File: not curious george.jpg (77 KB, 1080x1080) Image search: [Google]
not curious george.jpg
77 KB, 1080x1080
>>69496591
>>
>>69496601
Prove it.
>>
File: TrumpVanSant.jpg (304 KB, 1080x1080) Image search: [Google]
TrumpVanSant.jpg
304 KB, 1080x1080
>>69496569
Thanks Reebok!
>>
>>69496569
>that little fight fan in the blue shirt

He's probably lurking /heem/ right now.
>>
File: image.jpg (29 KB, 600x450) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
29 KB, 600x450
>>69494656
>McDonald via sub
>ferguson via heem
>sammans via dec
>Daniel via something
>Noke via decision
>le reddit guy via rnc
>>
>>69496629
disgusting
>>
>>69496652
theres gotta be upskirt pics of her in taht outfit

and what perfume did she wear i bet she smell terrific

i hope she auctions worn clothes soon
>>
Any good boxing documentaries?

Watched one on Felix Trinidad last night that was pretty good.
>>
>>69496637
Anyone wanna post the dominic cruz exploding knees pic for this newfag?
>>
Black beast is gonna swang and bang on miocic
>>
>>69496750
>>69496750
Can't prove me wrong, can you?

Get heem'd on
>>
>>69496765
I don't think stipe is gonna win againt the reem
>>
>>69495333
>caught with estrogen
how does that help?
if anything it would make him emotional right?
>>
>>69496765
Shiet. We champion now. You know what it is... h town baby... we did it ..geah
>>
>>69496726
>getting btfo by based mayorga and falling for the le bud drinking marlboro smoking meme
>>
File: 1229634896552.jpg (24 KB, 303x566) Image search: [Google]
1229634896552.jpg
24 KB, 303x566
>>69494656
Mcdonald via heem
Ferguson via meme
Samman via heem
Omeilanczuk
Noke via tko
Smolka via UD
>>
>>69496750
fuck off faggot
youre an embarrassment
>>
>>69496767
i don't have the picture saved retard, all that's been proven is that you're a new fag who sucks at photoshop
>>
File: CmphaX_VYAA7liq.jpg (74 KB, 1024x694) Image search: [Google]
CmphaX_VYAA7liq.jpg
74 KB, 1024x694
>I'M GOING TO DRINK A COORS LIGHT.
>>
>>69496833
shut up you leave him alone
>>
>>69496835
>No proof

Suck my nuts, faggot. You're wrong.
>>
>>69496901
people were expecting another Brock post-fight freakout but he cut some liberal promo
>>
whats the point of giving Ferguson a can fight?wouldnt it be better to wait for his title shot
>>
>>69496920
>stands with the police
>tells everybody to just get along again
>'liberal promo'

Anon...
>>
File: 1467232107830.png (428 KB, 548x569) Image search: [Google]
1467232107830.png
428 KB, 548x569
>>69496935
cuz Khabib is getting the titleshot in NY
>>
>>69496915
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/cruz%20knees/
>>
>>69496458
Kazushi Sakuraba.
>>
>>69496458
conor mcgregor
>>
File: JH.png (95 KB, 334x430) Image search: [Google]
JH.png
95 KB, 334x430
>>69496920
>stands with the boys in blue
>quickly retreats to his compound in Saskatchewan
>"""liberal"""
>>
File: spainBTFO.png (234 KB, 331x636) Image search: [Google]
spainBTFO.png
234 KB, 331x636
>>69496915
eat shit faggot
>>69496833
kill yourself
>>
>>69496915
>>69496963
>Fancy Mexican BTFO
>>
>>69496963
Mine's better.
>>
File: 100% fight fan.gif (2 MB, 280x210) Image search: [Google]
100% fight fan.gif
2 MB, 280x210
>>69497003
Real fight fan.
>>
How can Spain ever recover?
>m-mines better
>>
>>69497005
>Fancy Mexican

lmao
>>
File: IMG_9898.jpg (93 KB, 610x1039) Image search: [Google]
IMG_9898.jpg
93 KB, 610x1039
>>69496629
Is this a 10/10 in America? She looks so fucking ugly, for anyone's freaking standards. Senpai, say what you may about Bulgaria but our sl00ts are leagues above yours.

Pic related; abosutely random bulgarian hoe with no modeling creditentials whatsoever.
>>
File: 1465107295659.jpg (102 KB, 867x915) Image search: [Google]
1465107295659.jpg
102 KB, 867x915
>>69497005
>Fancy Mexican
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3qaQ1KRrgo
UFC BTFO
>>
>>69497071
GUNGA
>>
File: Screenshot_2016-07-11-21-26-10.png (158 KB, 320x480) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-07-11-21-26-10.png
158 KB, 320x480
If this doesnt work i give up. But compare.
>>
File: image.jpg (231 KB, 640x990) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
231 KB, 640x990
Did we at least get any memorable memes out of 200?
>>
>>69497071
is this the premier mind in MMA media?
>>
>>69497071
our guy
>>
>>69497101
m9 pls, aldos body looked the same but his eyes are completely two different aldos
>>
>>69497101
literally zero differnence in size.
>>
>>69497101
Conor is on roids
>>
>>69497133
the beard, too.
>>
>>69497071
>PS Triple

He's not wrong.
>>
>>69497071
>And if my day keeps going this way, I just might
>Break your fucking face tonight
>>
>>69497133

I know he looks the same, thats my point lad.
>>
>>69496252
If they had the current roster it would be better but there was too many can crushing match ups desu
>>
File: Eternal Goldie.png (430 KB, 673x606) Image search: [Google]
Eternal Goldie.png
430 KB, 673x606
>>69497105
Undoubtedly. People might not like his delivery, but what he says is undeniably accurate. Basically the Dana White of MMA media desu
>>
File: 1459299434687.jpg (7 KB, 249x250) Image search: [Google]
1459299434687.jpg
7 KB, 249x250
>>69497101

>his bicep is a little bigger with his arm bent
>stop the presses
>>
>>69497101
lol seriously? fuck off. his bicep looks a bit bigger because he's probably flexing.

i remember when everyone was adamant he was gonna pop with USADA
>>
Anyone have that gif of krysten ritter getting spotted in the crowd at some UFC event?

I've seen it posted here once.
>>
File: f.png (50 KB, 655x498) Image search: [Google]
f.png
50 KB, 655x498
This gets you a title shot in 2016
>>
>>69497057
If I'm being picky i don't like her nose but shiet I'd still swang n bang in that hoe
>>
>>69497101
>le spil the piss sample man
>Aldoshills will insist this looks the same
anyone who doesn't think Aldo is back on the gas is delusional. Should be interesting to see if he can get to the Conor rematch and continue to dodge USADA
>>
File: 1468216327671.jpg (240 KB, 1000x600) Image search: [Google]
1468216327671.jpg
240 KB, 1000x600
Ffs lads i was trying to show he isnt USDAd. Im the guy that spams Aldo pics.
>>
File: 1389120780685.gif (1 MB, 260x187) Image search: [Google]
1389120780685.gif
1 MB, 260x187
>>69494103
>That OP image

shiiiieeeeeeeeeeeettttt I just noticed it that's good
>>
>>69497269

idk what youre on lad but theyre unironically identical
>>
>>69497057
>abosutely random bulgarian hoe with no modeling creditentials whatsoever.

"Random" hoe that you hand selected out of a photo album of the many girls you creep on who happens to be more attractive than Paige according to your yuropoor eyes.
>>
>>69497317
H town in this hoe...shiet...da champ
>>
File: hendo.png (40 KB, 673x305) Image search: [Google]
hendo.png
40 KB, 673x305
>>69497242
No, this gets you a title shot in 2016
>>
>>69497242
Imagine if Hendo actually knocks out Bisping again
>>
>>69497242
Man if I was in Jacare's shoes I'd just request a contract termination, you cannot humiliate and disrespect someone's workhorse ethics, achievements and talent like that, you just can't. I know why Dan was given the shot, don't try to elaborate about Dana's logic. However, Jacare would take on five copies of Dan Henderson simultaneously in the octagon and destroy every single one of them, I can bet my life on that. I hope this is a parting gift for Henderson and then he's gone for good. I'm fed up with that faggot Joe Rogan's commentaries about ''muh mythical H bomb'' anyways.
>>
File: y.jpg (9 KB, 221x103) Image search: [Google]
y.jpg
9 KB, 221x103
>tfw 4chan outside /heem/ is utter shit for you

>tfw you're seriously considering retiring from here and deleting every single reaction image you have

Tanks for the (You)'s, catch (You)'s later, maybe
>>
>>69497071
>Holly Holmes
>Amanda Noons
>doesn't even mention Aldo/Edgar despite it being the only passable MMA fight of the evening, probably doesn't even know their names

guy is fucking retarded
>>
>>69497593
Aldo/Edgar was utter shit
>>
>>69497541
Only boards worth a damn are /sp/, /fit/, and /pol/ for happenings. .. And Maybe /wsg/ for cute animal webms
>>
>>69497613
t.casual
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsAiepHlytY

>UFC Fight Pass Fanatics - Day with Dana White

>Comments have been disabled for this video

Lmao
>>
Rate this conversation lads
>>
File: dont do it nigga.jpg (16 KB, 334x367) Image search: [Google]
dont do it nigga.jpg
16 KB, 334x367
>>69497714
>I enjoy watching Frankie frantically chase after Aldo for 5 rounds and Aldo sidestepping out of the way
>>
>>69497740
/heem/ out of 10

No but really, Youtube and Facebook have more shitposting than anything you'll find here, it makes me feel slightly normal
>>
>>69497740
Callum Thomas is the only non-retard
>>
>>69497740
Has anything intelligent ever been posted on Facebook
>>
MY FUCKING SIDES RIO DE NOJEIRA

normiebook/jacksonvileroy10/videos/657029621129993/

Based black man heemed a young dindu, got to spend an hour doing paperwork at the police station. Later on the young thug robbed and stabed an woman.
>>
>>69497593
>Aldo/Edgar

This was garbage. Clearly overmatched manlet that is in no danger of being heemed, and a five rounder. That's literally the worst kind of fight.
>>
Is Conor vs. Nate 2 going to be a spicy banger? Full camp Nate doesn't mean shit, he's the most inconsistent fighter in UFC history. Full camp Conor walking at 170 from the get go does sound intimidating. I don't see how anyone can have Nate winning this time around.
>>
File: 1457265476822.webm (3 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
1457265476822.webm
3 MB, 1280x720
>I don't see how anyone can have Nate winning this time around.
>>
>>69497995
Full camp means everything, especially if you look at how in shape Nate was for his fight with Michael Johnson, assuming he commits to that sort of level of fitness
>>
>>69498013
>tfw when a gazelle strangles a lion
>>
>>69498013
I think someone just proxied Bulgaria and is posting all sorts of shit, the actual Bulgaria guy never seemed like one to go full retard
>>
File: call_Royler_I_dont_give_a_fuck.png (286 KB, 258x445) Image search: [Google]
call_Royler_I_dont_give_a_fuck.png
286 KB, 258x445
>>69495705
i wouldn't mind working IN the ufc
>>
YOU WILL NEVER GET TO ME
>>
>>69498013
Nate is going to take a dive so they can have a rubber match
>>
>>69498085
>Nate taking a dive
>ever
>>
>>69497995
Connor is going to get beat up again, Nate is too big. Manlets can beat up other manlets, but they can't beat adult sized humans.
>>
>>69497003
>tfw going through the archive link you posted

>>57052500
mystic mac was right lads (except for Lawler), also look at the swedish response to him
top kek, has sweden ever been right about MMA
>>
Conor can't KO Nate. Its as simple as that
>>
>>69495032
Nightmare mode. I'd love to delete his chin
>>
WHAT CAN'T BE DONE I'LL DO MYSELF
>>
>>69498129
>>69498108
>>69498036
>>69498044
>>69498013

All I'm saying is; If Conor has actual cardio in the rematch and keeps doing what he did to Nate during the first round of their original match, it's gonna be a bad night for Nathan. You really can't argue with that.
>>
>yfw Conor subs Nate with a heel hook from a defensive berimbolo
>>
>>69498156
I can because Nate's cardio on two minutes notice will be better than Conor's on 5 years notice

>what he did to Nate during the 1st round

What? Punch his neck?
>>
File: 1413074774192.webm (3 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
1413074774192.webm
3 MB, 1280x720
>All I'm saying is; If Conor has actual cardio in the rematch and keeps doing what he did to Nate during the first round of their original match, it's gonna be a bad night for Nathan. You really can't argue with that.
>>
>>69498156
Conor looked amazing in the first 8 minutes cause he literally jammed his foot on the gas pedal. There is now way in hell he can keep that pressure on for 25 minutes. This is anaerobic vs aerobic cardio, its just not happening bro
>>
>>69495032
18 months, I can introduce my wife to Derrick after I get out
>>
>>69494324
DC of course. DC is much better at heavyweight.
>>
>>69498013
>yfw nate beats up Conrad again but does some snarky shit at the end for a dq loss so they can have a trilogy
>>
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/33772919/#33788281

First ever mention of Conor on 4chan

Someone also posted about being at SBG

Also lmaoing @ this goofball

>I loved MMA for awhile, now that I learned to enjoy football, this shit can fuck off. Problems with the UFC.
>1. Too many fighters, not enough big names.
>2. Women's MMA and flyweight are just too shallow. Dodson getting title shots when he would clearly be a top fifteen fighter in a different weight class.
>3. Fighters pull out way too often, seriously.
>4. Diaz banter. Can we just kill all Diaz fans? Annoying as fuck.
>5. Fighters like Sonnen and Edgar getting title shots for shifting weight classes.
>6. The entire promotion is ran by a thug. Dana White is a fucking con man. This nigger has more money than ten fighters thrown together, but somehow he relates to the fanbase?
>Fuck the UFC, fuck it hard.
>>
>>69498176
Cut him up a little with grazing shots. Maybe a few power punches but hes got the noggin of a bull. About a pointless rematch as mir v lesnar 3 or jones v dc 2. Same result as the first one
>>
File: POTATOED.png (13 KB, 453x141) Image search: [Google]
POTATOED.png
13 KB, 453x141
>>69498351
damn
>>
SO I CAN SLIIIPPP AWAAAAAYY AND
>>
>>69498351
Literally casual: the greentext
>>
File: image.png (207 KB, 640x1136) Image search: [Google]
image.png
207 KB, 640x1136
Hope the gook gets a top 10 opponent next time and quick. My new boy tbqh
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03hC_Ml8aAM
Post walk ins
>>
Wow DC fans are so pathetic they actually report people for using cuss words
>>
>>69498421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAi9a5k-wvQ
>>
>>69498415
2017 feddaweight division will be a sharktank
>>
>>69498432
Never was my boy tbqh. Toothless house nigga
>>
>>69498415
he better be your boy after he gets wrestlefucked 3 times in a row
>>
Will the UFC still play Nu-metal before every PPV under it's new owners? will it be the same without hearing Face the Pain before every event?
>>
File: guys, for the record.jpg (385 KB, 600x900) Image search: [Google]
guys, for the record.jpg
385 KB, 600x900
>>69498459
>Toothless house nigga
>>
>>69498460
he has bettter wrestling defense than conor for sure and as good of standup. He also kept his cool babyfaced composure when he was being humped in his last fight. Hell do fine
>>
>>69498435
Thats acceptable

>>69498487
>will it be the same without hearing Face the Pain before every event?
No. I still play highlight reels in my head with this song playing.
>>
>>69497104
>vegan
d r o p p e d
>>
>>69498567
He still eats fish sometimes
>>
>>69497005
oh my god i just guffawed at fancy mexican
>>
>>69498351
that shit literally sounds like it was posted yesterday.
>>
>>69498590
>guffawed
Fancy mexican detected
>>
>>69497000
>>69496942
>>69496901

Why did Brock start declaring himself as Canadian? Or fighting out of Canada at least?
And why?
>>
>>69498606
Idk but mmafighting seems a little butthurt at the whole situation when he said he didnt even know who jewani was nor cared. They mocked his speech and wrestling career
>>
>>69498606
He lives there
>>
>>69498606
Dunno, being an expat is a pain in the ass in a lot of ways. I totally get the whole 'buy a giant farm in the middle of nowhere' thing, but why Saskatchewan? I'm sure he could have gotten the land he wants in Montana or something.
>>
>>69498637
Its probably a similar climate like Minnesota?
>>
Can you believe it's been a whole year?

https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/752721741789532160
>>
File: MY_LADOS.jpg (60 KB, 800x450) Image search: [Google]
MY_LADOS.jpg
60 KB, 800x450
>American Brock
>Screams at the post fight
>Pushes cops
>Voids beverage sponsorships
>Openly discusses his sexual life
>Mocks Cain telling him he's a burrito
>Foams his mouth in rage after Frank Mir is kill


>Canadian Brock
>Humble, grateful to be in the octagon
>Doesn't talk shit
>Respects Hunt, Cain and is respectful with that goof that forgot his question
>Acted like a human being after fighting Mark calm and collected

Really makes you think
>>
>>69498655
Sure, but so would North Dakota. I'm glad Brock is a fucking leaf now, I just don't get why he moved to my meme country.
>>
>>69498637
>>69498632
Regardless of buying a farm in Saskatchewan, he must have gained some sort of weird Canadian pride while living there or something.

Cause regardless of where he's living, he's undoubtedly American.
It must be a publicity thing I guess. If Canada has one top mma fighter representing them now that GSP is gone, (who is French Canadian so only half counts) they will go wild.
I'm sure it will catch on and give him more headlines.
>>
>>69498668
>Brock training at tri star
>Develops a killer jab and goes for meme leglock rolls
>>
>>69498415
koreansuperboy vs my boy t-city ortega
>>
I wish Bork was just a tad better at fighting and didn't just use the same technique for everything. He would be 100 times more exciting.
>>
>>69496901
I love Bork
>>
>>69498722
I dont think he even trains striking.
>>
>>69494205
>>69494156
>>69494113
SCHAUB BLESS BROTHERS
>>
Reminder that Goober is at -130 right now and everyone should bet on him cause Nate will dive for the trilogy
>>
http://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2016-07-08-monkeys-brazil-have-used-stone-tools-hundreds-years-least
>>
Lookin For a Fight

Where do we stand on this? Will it continue to skyrocket Dana's PR?
>>
>>69496803
He was caught with estrogen blockers. Remember the tale of Bob. Bob had bitch tits from injecting testosterone which made his body up the estrogen. You take blockers after cycling a whole lot so your tits remain this side of scrumptious.
>>
>>69498784
Also, all but one episode, Matt Serra has almost gotten into fight
>>
How will the UFC being sold change it heem?
>>
>>69498813
More diverse set of ring card girls
>>
>>69498813
How do you write heem in Chinese?
>>
File: lebron goof.png (109 KB, 234x253) Image search: [Google]
lebron goof.png
109 KB, 234x253
>>69498813
how should we read your question?

>How will the UFC being sold change, heem?
>How will the UFC being sold change heem?

i hope we finally get rid of flyweights in favor of a more stacked bantamweight division

new octagon girls, not this ugly pastic kikes we have now (see: Arianny post-2014)

3 three minute rounds for early prelims (a la Pancrase) and please for the love of god no more hugfests

>>69498853
LEEM
>>
>>69498606
from sea to shining sea people
>>
>>69498838
they already have alot of new ones, just arriany and crissie are mentioned more often.

the newer ones are very hot
>>
FAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 121

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.