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did pepe puke?
RONALDO RONALDO RONALDO
WHAT A MAN. WHAT A WIN.
TSUUUUU
TSUNALDO
>>69459718
first for TSU
Pepe was GOAT
>that gay trainer guy hugging ronaldo again
>pepe puking
kek
Thanks Juve, I redeemed myself thanks to that last tip.
buttblasted frogs lel
>>69459718
Trusting Niggers with money SUBEDITION
still down, but portugal won so I dont care
MOTH
O
T
H
uac
>>69460453
Didn't know eder was white.
>laid Portugal outright after their semi
>didn't trade out after Ronaldo got injured
down insane
Man, Platini must be pissed.
>Rigged the tournament for France
>Implement the 3rd place rule
>France gets knocked out by a 3rd place team
D A F C
A
F
C
>>69460686
Most of French players were
Portugal anon on suicide watch.
So lads, what bets to place before going to bed
Red bulls to chase?
Just back to post "hahahahah" at everyone who lost money.
UP £97, cashed out just before france had that last min chance
Ice sandwiches for awhile
>ever so well
>>69461494
watch the game first.
>>69461632
ffs out of bread
griezmann WISHES he was on the same level as Zidane and platini
nah fuck it im going on NY city, bookies seem tl hate them
almost bet home
phew
>>69461067
That has nothing to do with eder.
>page 8
need a post before thread vanishes again
Is NYRB THE bet now
Won 1 (one) out of my last 10 bets lads. Rough
>>69463134
the power of shitpost tsunami is always scary
Hope that horse that Flatsanon tipped wins, I'm absolutely fucked.
>>69463134
the shitposting isn't as bad as i expected it to be
Down $70.
It's all good though
![13590229_1116010285124260_5963164470014238760_n[1].jpg_oh=da538c474005baf2f954033cdd6b6e2d&oe=57EFD630.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RqQmMtA.jpg "13590229_1116010285124260_5963164470014238760_n[1].jpg_oh=da538c474005baf2f954033cdd6b6e2d&oe=57EFD630.jpg")
>a team that only won ONE game this entire competition have been European champions
The fuck?
>>69463322
Imagine if Ronaldo stayed on and scored that goal. Probably TORRES level of shitposting by now.
>>69463493
are you not aware of football tournament rules? i dont know what part is confusing you desu
1st and 2nd place on the TT competition were won by people spamming correct scores.
>>69463600
would have had to stay away for a while
DESPERATE for a worldie now
>not getting in on Portugal to lift the cup
Laughing it up tbqh
>>69463600
If Ronaldo stayed on, Portugal were 100% losing that match. They were getting pressured and shut down cause their game plan is "pass Ronaldo", the goalie also put in a shift.
>>69463872
As was predicted in here within minutes of the competition being announced
>>69463886
get on romania's 10/10
>>69463493
International especially European international football is shit lad, it's about time you came to terms with it like the rest of us
>>69463886
Flatanon
>>69463968
Are you only saying that only cause England are horrible?
>>69463954
He sacrificed himself for the sake of his nation. Truly a true hero. Deserving.
>tfw put £10 on Portugal to win on a new customer offer of 13/1 and have been celebrating since they won now I've looked at the bet and realised I put it on 90 mins not the whole game
>>69464091
Have you even been watching this tournament? The only half decent game I seen was Italy-Spain, the quality of football has been dire
>>69464478
got my wife's sons allowance on this horse
>>69464498
I didn't watch the early games. I know that lots of teams were playing for draws cause of the stupid new rules, but I've always enjoyed watching the euros over the years. Euro 96 was particularly good.
>>69464819
What did flatanon tip?
>>69465117
Portugal to win in ET
Eagerly awaiting the exodus of mugs from /bet/
>>69465242
So when are you leaving?
Fug back on a streak.
What were Portugal's odds pretourney?
wtfb
Get #ON my cricket tip guys. Game starts at 12, feeling quite confident of it desu
How much should I have got back -
Bale top scorer at 40/1 (E/W bet) £4 total stake.
Morata top scorer at 18/1 (E/W bet) £4 total stake.
E/W pays top 4 places at 1/4 odds.
Both players came joint second on goals (assistants aren't used to differentiate).
Who here UP SUMS from being an informed, smart person and betting the Final the right way?
>>69459718
Who also knew portugal was going to win the ec ?
>>69466242
>american odds
absolutely disgusting
>>69465861
16, 18/1?
a LOT of tips for tomorrow TT
the 3+ odds one, how confident?
>>69466597
Just one is 3 lid. The others all around evens. Would put a smarge on that. Dudi Sela looks very good.
>>69465881
WHAT tip?
>Hass vs. Romania
SHAKING
>>69466242
Now post your hedge bets on France
>>69467128
SHAKING
Atletico have the 2nd leg of a Copa Libertadores game to play in a couple of days though. 5 of their starters today are making their debut today, only have about 3 regular starters.
>>69467575
Whats your roll sitting at now Hassy boy?
>mfw Derfail and Juveguy are in the top 10 tipsters for the past 7 days
Romania's model is now confirmed to be shit, he's dropped to negative yield now
>>69467620
Jaguare penalty. NEED THIS
>>69467769
He's on 37?
>>69467635
Reffocs is a top tipster lid
>>69467620
Down over 1k today, don't want to talk about it.
>>69467799
Didn't quite answer my question there bud
Looking forward to Derfell's LARGE on Tuesday
>>69467856
when you stake for example 4/10 do you mean you stake 4 units? 4% of your bankroll or something?
>>69467860
Are Ubers that expensive m8?
>>69468136
pmsl
>>69467998
>working on getting my yield up now
>tips 10/10 on a 1.35
ebin
with hass being down, euan not daring to show his face and romania's model showing cracks; who are the profitable tipsters?
>>69468136
Max staked overs in that Finnish game, which finished 2 goals under, obviously all my own tips lost today.
Fresno Fuego overs is worth a smed I think, watching the stream and there have been so many chances.
Where's Juve? I need some comforting
>>69468312
>Wanted to put over 3.5 but not available yet
>not reading
>>69468402
was about 1.8 on betfair iirc
>>69468336
TennisTipster is THE king of /bet/
>>69468462
TT isnt showing it yet, already reported it to get it changed or removed.
Guys is there any event coming up where I can waste my bankroll to make something interesting or should I just cash out and wait till summer is over? Is there monkey in the Olympics?
Not interested in being UAC from the Vietnamese Womens league
>>69468519
>monkey in the Olympics
kek, damn you brain
>>69468519
>Is there monkey in the Olympics?
I believe Brazil are competing, yes
>>69468519
>Is there monkey in the Olympics?
More than just one m8.
>>69468519
>is there monkey in the Olympics
Well it IS being hosted in Brazil mate
>>69468633
>>69468613
>>69468578
calm down
>>69468402
You really have no clue do you pmsl
Has anyone been to Jimmy's? Going there tomorrow and don't wanna look retarded in front of a girl.
>>69468491
Made it to page 1 of the TT tipsters. Shaking.
>>69468700
Top lad is Jimmy, only met him once but we dropped a few E's and had the best night ever. Ended up down canal street then crashed at his for the night and got my mate to pick me up in the morning.
>>69468700
You're going to look a right toby jug m8
If you fancy it. Smalls on NYRB -0.5 @ 1.850 and SW @ 1.83.
Portland +1.0 pregrame is still going strong, for now.
>>69468934
What is sw please
>>69468934
>smalls on NYRB -0.5 @ 1.850 and SW @ 1.83
pls be a ruse
>>69469029
opposite of gay lose
>>69468855
>>69468877
Very immature.
Jimmy's is a nice restaurant. Range of foods from all over the world.
>>69459718
Can someone please just tell me what sw, UAC and DAC mean please
>>69468934
When's kick off?
>>69469029
Straight win
![Untitled1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7Y6FFsN.jpg "Untitled1[1].jpg")
JUST
IMAGINE
BEING
THIS
GUY
>>69469182
Straight win
Up a cunt
Down a cunt
>>69469208
must have a v v red face right now
>>69469188
2nd half has just kicked off. They've been the better team and had more chances.
>Follow Hass
Goes on a losing run. Genuinely a curse.
>>69469297
fame is getting to him
>>69469366
Who Hass? He's quite level headed tbqh.
>I backed Romania's 10/10
I can't find Benot Paire 11th of july?
heart skipped a beat there certain of a penalty
>>69469498
Kek it's hard posting from phone. Sometimes I get the dates wrong cos of the app. I couldn't click 12th.
>>69469208
Actually did the same but for much smaller stakes.
I got most of it back off the free bets I kept getting each time those teams won but feel stupid for not cashing out France before kick off.
Really need a NY goal otherwise I'll have £500 of bonus funds to wager twice over
>Doing work for wageslaving outside of wageslave hours
want to die
I'm home, lads, completely livid that I didn't put money on Portugal. Had my dick on the button to bet but went for a piss and decided against throwing money away, I would be a millionaire now.
Not really sad about the win; Ronaldo didn't play and the goal was scored by >Éder, the biggest meme in Portuguese football.
2016 truly is the year of the memes.
>>69469723
congrats lad, enjoy it
>>69464498
Exactly. And some of the most boring games took had strong teams, like Germany - Poland and Italy - Sweden
Anyone have a reference code for signing up to Maxbet?
Or is it beneficial to use one at all?
This MLS game has been absolutely dire
PMSL just won my Boston Pride bet thanks to two 90+ min goals. Just can not stop winning.
need a nyrb goal like air
>>69470296
Orlando Pride* lmao. too hyped
Down today and Romanias 10/10 tip is loosing
Might just put a tenner in the games account and play Bruce Lee
Just not fucking happening for red bulls
Meme League Soccer
FFS what's up with tennislive. NEED to see some stats for this Korea futures event.
Start sweating Hass
>>69470517
>MUH MODEL vs MUH TEAMSHEETS
>>69470546
The problem with that is that it's hard to quantify unless you actually model individual players.
How can you know how much the price should change because the better team is resting starters?
If I had to guess I'd say the market probably overreacts to this stuff and overvalues the dog.
dunno whether to back cordoba or the other team
>>69470643
TEAMSHEETS BTFO
>romania is winning
I am so happy. Please I need this.
>>69470726
At the end of the day it's still one of the worst teams in the league playing away at the best team in the league.
The price shift for Atletico was kinda ridiculous.
If Romania wins at least I can go to sleep quite happy
PMSL New York
omfg that fucking save. Sorry about the ingame NYRB tip, hope someone got on the pregame one.
What's up with Derfell's o2,5 tips?
Ochi probably gonna make max 2000 dollars if he wins tonight. Could bribe him to lose the match in straights without about 5000 dollars. Put 10k on the outcome. Probably at around odds of 3. Win 30k.
a man can dream
>>69470894
putting final tenner on ochi fuck it
>>69470894
How sure are you of Dudi, mate?
>>69470998
Not sure what info the bookies have. He's number 2 seed and @1.6
>>69471034
This is a very weird question to answer. My stake size determines my confidence. I won't tip anything if I don't think it has a good chance of winning
>>69471404
Which one?
>>69471404
left 5
right 7
GOAL DISALLOWED I AM CRYING
>>69471404
Left 5/10, Right 7/10
>>69471205
Cashed out ochi put it on manasee PRAYING
>>69471507
FFS, not liking your strategies lid. I'm gonna sleep and hopefully wake up to a winner.
TT you have stream for the Manasse game?
No value at all in the NYC game. Unless you wanna be retarded and do Lampard FGS.
>>69471404
Both look nice
God I'm so lonely
>>69471577
Nah lid. Just a cheeky punt off of the stats I'm seeing in game on B365. She breaks to lead 5-1. Serving for the set.
>>69471588
Didnt even realise its already kicked off, wow
These continous breaks of serve are driving me insane. FUCKING HOLD YOU SLAGS.
>>69471588
Wow Lamps actually scores NYC's first goal as well.
>>69471404
How big are their cocks?
>This NYCFC game
PMSL had the trigger button on overs but was too scared to pull the trigger.
>>69471698
But FGS and scoring the teams first goal isn't exactly the same thing though is it lid
>literally go for a shit and miss 2 goals
>>69471754
Yeah i know it isnt. Just a weird coincidence.
OVERS
Cheers Romania, please go back to your winnings ways now.
Did you alter the model recently or something? Can you see a pattern where you are picking up losses?
Thank you based TennisTipster for Manasse
>>69472410
This, still shaking a bit though
Yo TT, for the Nedelko, Paire and Lopez matches are they not around on 365?
hello
>>69472967
Fuck off you utter dullard
>>69472967
FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIDDDEEE
>>69473005
Just woke up after two hours of sleep and I saw that the thread was dying. Please be nice.
I quite like Thailand Uni -3 but worth watching for a bit before getting on.
Kicking off any second now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOzSNsjt6jI
In TEARS over this Manasse game, she's gone from 1.25 to 3.25 ... bankroll down the drain oh well I knew the risks
>>69473079
Everyone bully Mackers in the live chat
>>69473104
would do if i had a google account lad
>>69473104
Was it tipped in PGA?
Had my eye on it but line got banged to about how I would've priced it almost immediately so I've just taken a small and might top up.
where are the sudacas when you need a translation
whats everyone on? thai-3?
>>69473258
-1 fh here atm
why is the clock on the stream at 16 minutes?
>>69473298
They fucked up and didn't start it on time and I guess they fucked it more trying to fix it
need someone to make a Danny Rix account and call Mackers a little rat
>Asians in charge of clocks
what the fuck does tc mean
>>69473500
to chill?
>>69473500
touble chance
>>69473500
Top Cuck
>flatanon tip drifted already
hmmm not sure if should top up
>>69473581
Wash your fucking face
Not a ig fan of this East Timor suddenly getting good and being allowed to murderball meme
>>69473633
Cannot disagree
>>69473633
kek
Will suck ladyboy dick for two Thailand goals this half
>>69473085
Right lads stopping gambling for the forseeable future losses too large not shrewd enough.
Thai ladyboys fucked me over
>>69473864
That's poor.
>>69469043
tfw backed GL parlays
am i shrewed?
>>69468115
You have to decide your max stake and then 1-10 is which percentile of said max stake
Most people's max stake is about 4-5% of their total bank
Don't let it die
>>69474712
TSUUUing this post
>>69474142
So if I had 100 euro bank my max should only be 5?
>>69474759
If your bank is less than 500 dollars, each unit should be a single %. So your max should be 10.
>>69474759
Well not really, when your bank is small and do few bets, it'll be hard to increase it swiftly unless you make comparatively big stakes
This counts for people who have a huge bank and use betting as a means of sustaining themselves/long term investment. Smart bankroll management
Of course you rape in the second half when I had most of my money on the first half. Thai cunts.
>>69474844
I'm on -1 fh, -2.25, U3.5.
Might just give up betting. Simply not profitable anymore
>>69474844
Thai ladyboys have world class boypussy. Can confirm.
>>69459718
>no posting the meme version
>>69474875
Football is very clearly not profitable anymore
>>69474965
Not if you bet on meme magic.
If you had bet on meme magic you would earned big bucks from
>Wales
>Iceland
>Portugal
>>69475071
You are just as cancerous as the Dutch Jap Jew.
>>69474965
Tell me about it. Might put my effort into writing a "how to get rich gambling" book, rather than gambling.
>>69475071
>mainstream
>>69475121
At least I do it for free
>>69475121
I think I'm going to be profitable at least in local basketball. I probably had a lucky streak but I'm 15-1 and made 450 euro from 200 this month.
When do you think it's the right time to start making bigger stakes, increasing your bank, spending more time into it (going to venues, talking to the press/fans/coaches/players) and so?
Admit I got very excited to see a not-so-shrewd group of old guys are making several thousand euros a month betting on the same things as I do, and think I can do as good.
>>69475189
15-1 streak*, this month I'm 32-8
Do I wait another month or two?
>>69475121
>You are just as cancerous as the Dutch Jap Jew.
Please go.
>>69475161
I've never asked for anything, I even gave Juve 12 quid; I'm a kind and kindred soul.
Please don't die on me /bet/.
>>69475794
>>69475809
>>69476362
Pretty sure you're in a lot of filters, my circumcised friend.
>>69463493
It's like Greece all over again.
>>69476557
Does that really matter? I've found a nice clique I like to hang around with anyway.
>>69476636
It means it's a lot harder to fish for (You)s, friend.
>>69476650
That's fine. I'm still working on my system anyway.
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back. Manasse so dire.
Sakkari vs Kontaveit, who you got lids
Wageslave life so so bad
so let me get this straight, if I go e/w on this horse I get the total amount if it actually wins and partially if it places 2nd 3rd or fourth
>>69476679
>>69476636
No one likes you here and what makes it even more pathetic is the fact that you're an old man who's posting here continuously.
>>69477694
not fourth, but yeah
ANOTHER week of wageslaving cbfa want to cry
>>69477711
ok thanks
>>69477708
I-I like him
>>69477708
Very harsh post. How would you feel if someone said that about you? Lieberman is a good guy.
>>69477736
So so so bad. Really don't know how I'll get through today.
>>69477708
oi, fuck off, its that antsy britfag again. you hated on juvey and now japanese jewish man.
>>69477789
It is Euan without his trip on.
>>69477789
i'm actually derfail, so how about you fuck off and go suck a roo's dick?
How about you lot stop shitposting and start posting cheeky accas
>>69477958
This desu.
Just got up, need to know wtb.
>>69477983
I'm in large on TT's Dudi Sela tip, PRAYING it works out
Just can't imagine anyone who hasn't put lifesavings on Djokovic winning the Olympics.
>>69477708
No need to be so negative. Why can't we all get along?
>>69477742
Bedankt.
>>69477778
Thanks, you truly are my greatest ally!
>>69477789
Thanks.
>>69477834
Euan is very angry lately.
>>69478004
>Murray won wimbledon
>Murray won last olympics
>thinking he wont win it again
More like TennisShitster
>>69478081
Very funny my mentally deficient friend.
