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Beyond furious at the janitors.
Fucked the op, sorry bout that
Here we go lids.
need Derfell to confirm that NYRB is the bet of the night
>>69441403
You're fucking kidding me right? Their support said 3-5 days and it's going to take weeks? I had 3 deposits of £300, £3,500 and £4,200 each going directly to my bank.
Does it really take fucking weeks?
>Janitors
thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGlR6oFjC3A
>>69441604
It's not, hence why I put a stake of 4/10. Haven't found any great bets for today and tomorrow looks kind of shite. Any "great" or "worldie" bets will have a stake of 8/10 or more
what the fuck janitors?
>>69441646
>yfw he's a filthy muzzie now
>>69441587
got my fingers crossed but accas rarely win lad
>been slacking whole Sunday
>have to go to the evening service at faraway church
Providence itself is holding me back from betting on the final.
>>69441687
I know, I always make up the money though somehow. But you only have to get them right once.
[email protected] is very tempting
should I?
the only bet you should be placing on this match is Evra to get a card
Euan deleting threads sub edition
0 minutes injury time FH
put all the #lifegoals ahouses on it
>>69441604
I'll help you out with that game nearer to the time, not looked at it yet.
Lads Portugal to lift trophy is PURE VALUE
Ronaldo v Griezmann - Who will score the most goals? - Griezmann @ 3.00
>tfw neet
>tfw no credit card
>tfw all i can do is bet dota and csgo skins
>tfw 11% overround
>tfw almost no markets, no live markets
hold me
at least lesnar won
LADS JUST HOW DO YOU DO IT? DO YOU ALL HAVE DAYJOBS? norway posted an absolute WORLDIE 10/10 in the other thread and i'm fuming because i have no fucking betting accounts
>>69441701
Doing accas aren't profitable in the long run and never will be.
On overs in all the Argentina slags games
>>69441853
Tell that to my polish customer who put £2 on a 6 fold score and win and won £2,000
>>69441853
Depends how right you are.
>mali cup
>away team: police
kek.
>>69441800
How do you not have a bank account? You're supposed to get one when you're 16 ffs
First for Ronaldo FS
>tfw want to bankroll Portugal
>they're 4 to 1
Gotta say france
Fuck me
>>69441777
checked and bankrolled
>>69441914
But I can absolutely guarantee you will never be correct enough of the time
>>69441957
Not liking this lose money everyday gimmick Juve
>>69441722
considering this lad
>>69441882
reasoning
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Accidentally put o4.5 corners on Portugal, it's gonna happen right?
LOVE this fighting talk from Ronaldo. He better fucking step up.
>>69442004
I went large
>>69441930
i had one, monthly fees ate it up
>worked here 8 years. Never laid a bet & arbed it on betfair at any stage in those 8 yrs. If it's value to lay, keep it.
Looks like Nick has an answer for you Euan
F R A N C E - S W
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>>69442083
Euan rekt.
you lads are all on 0-0 HT CS, right?
>>69442134
Euan's been getting rekt for days now
>>69442148
Yes. Its basically a shit game insurance policy
>>69442118
This 2bh
What's THE bet for tonight?
>>69442002
Of course, but that's the fun of it, isn't it?
>>69442410
0-0 HT 1-0 FT, Pogba to score
The absolute state of David Guetta
oh my fucking god get the fuck out
>>69442410
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69442410
Fra-Por * Draw at 90
>>69442410
Free money
>>69441604
Portland Timbers +1.0 @1.875
Are DJs biggest fraud ever?
>>69442484
>stake
>>69442499
no, that's euan.
:^)
>>69442464
Very true.
>>69442482
Very true.
>>69442499
Very true.
>>69442118
Very false.
Put a fiver on Giroud anytime goalscorer
>>69442410
Portugal to lift the trophy
Standing behind a DJ desk to play one song
o-okay david
>>69442484
d-does this work? how fucking sweaty must that be?
are these slags going to score EVER
>>69442484
>inspect element
PMSL
who else /cheekyfiverbettingingimmickbets/
>>69442748
>tfw this is my fetish
Where can I find more?
>>69442792
>he doesn't double his money with every bet.....
betting just isn't profitable in the longrun, i'm gonna become a DJ t b h
>>69442484
If ONE fails that's 3k down the shitter
Who'll win coin toss 1.90 ?? Gonna go marge on this
>>69442894
portugal, I got inside info, the coin is my cousin's pet
>>69442871
>if
Reminder that red and green should never be seen
>>69441882
>20 mins
>no goals
I'm such a fraud
>>69442894
Really ridiculous that they have 10% fucking fee on a coin toss.
It should be priced at 1.99 for fucks sake
I love the patriotism on the French team. Every single player is singing along; so inspiring to see a multicultural team being so united!
>>69443097
oy vey
>>69442970
>0-0 never happens
France -0.5
>>69443156
>over 0.5 never happens
france -1.5 corners at 1.95 the only bet
>Ronaldo on toes for team photo
Thanks /sp/ for making me notice
>>69443220
But Portugal +0.5 is the bet
Lads I just took out my 3rd wonga loan on Portugal lifting the cup, wish me luck
>>69443223
You're really fucking thick
>>69442955
hope you got on lid
GRIEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
has lieberman done anything useful ever? thinking about filtering this muppet
TSU
S
U
>>69443376
I gave Juve 12 quid because I initially promised him 5.
>>69443319
Sorry mate not buying your model
>>69443473
not helping your case
>>69443376
I've filtered him. His schtick isn't funny just cringey.
Closing /bet/ during the game. Will be back at FT to post "hahahahahah" at everyone who lost money
I NEED a griezman goal to recover this shit day
>>69443334
After wonga loan interest you'll be left with what, a measly tenner?
>>69443553
Who are you again?
Laughing at the thought of mugs betting on the home team thinking its France
Portugal SW is the bet. The good guys don't win today /bet/
Is Romania here?
>huracan wymyn
3 in the Huracan game already, that one is gonna sail in easily
>>69443644
>choosing a side when the real bet is on corners and cards
BBC or ITV lads, cant decide myself???
>>69443709
Make that 4. Boca will definitely score some too
>The greaseman
>>69443720
Will have a cheeky bet on bookings, but Clattenberg never really gives out cards until the second half, going to wait for a lower line
wat
>>69443828
there goes the acca
>>69443644
Portugal are the good guys lid.
>>69443778
If you're watching on itv, kill yourself.
pls don't die TSUUUUU
Can i request a bet for a moth to fly into Pepe's eye making him decapitate a player?
>>69443803
Over 40.5 cards is THE bet, odds are 1.8 right now. Clatty averages 3.71 cards per match
>>69443778
>adverts
BBC obvs
>>69443938
Hey Romania, is there any reason why I am getting 2.1 odds for your 10/10 stake instead of 1.8?
Small on Giroud to score a header
>>69443644
>Good guys
>Is a muzzie
>>69444142
>Not greaseman
>>69444141
idk some mugs think it's a bad bet
see if there are any injured or suspended players
Need Portugal corners
>>69444286
gl with that
Why do people tip 10/10. It's never a good idea to put your entire bankroll on anything.
Even Brock last night should have only been 8/10 at best.
Why can't I be an elite rich neet and enjoy this game on sp while geting drunk and comfy.
Just wana be comfy lad. Get drunk on here and then go to r9k and enjoy rest of night without any worry.
I'm sick of it lads. Why
>>69444547
I always thought 10/10 meant 10% of your entire bankroll.
>>69444547
10/10 doesn't mean all in, just go in large like 4%
Get FUCKED Ronaldo
>TSU
pmsl
OGRE
G
R
E
LUMP ON FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Getting TSU old for this shit
Watch the France price plummet
NOOOOOOOOO
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
>i didnt get on the ronaldo to cry on live television bet
FUCK
He's crying
Fuck
TSUUUUU DEAD
>>69444257
Lay this bet, Romania is wrong about this one. it'll either be 1-1 or 1-0
MOTHS
>>69444434
Thought I was putting France corners on but for some reason Portugal are the home team
RIP TSU
PMSL that France drift
>mothnaldo
PAYET
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>>69443074
Nvm, not a fraud
>>69444547
generally, i agree. but for me, brock was always a max bet. hasn't been an obvious mis-price in mma since memegregor vs diaz.
This is the year where GOATs cry
What is with all the fucking moths?
>moth on Ronaldo's face
>>69444924
pmsl
Karma is real lads, Ronaldo deserves this he's been a cunt throughout the tournament
Portugal are fucking done
God damn football players are such little bitches. The biggest game of the guys' life and he wimps out cuz his wiiiiiittle weg hurts. Suck it up and play through the pain for your teammates and country
>France went from evens to 1.3
Wew talk about a drop.
>>69444978
ronaldo cries every 2 months
>>69444548
? You posting in the wrong thread?
Fug. Wife's son is asleep already. Who do I take this out on.
>>69445161
>a leave
hello where are the france midfield?
>>69444975
Just because it's stupidly mispriced doesn't mean you should risk absolutely everything.
>>69444985
>>69445005
MOTHBALLED
TSUUUUUUUUU WHAT A WARRIOR
>>69445172
Still 1.9 for me lid
Oh shit. Ronaldo is going to return and go god mode.
>he didn't bet on the GOAT
haha suckers
>>69445172
I'm so glad I stuck a hundred on them 5 mins before the game started
>>69445245
>*leaf
that fucking diva
>France odds back up
Enjoyable bit of trading this
>>69445161
You're literally brain dead.
>>69445373
2.14 on exchange, sort your self out
>>69445161
APOLOGISE
>>69441882
teach me master
FRANCE DNB
>work on the docks
>tell a lass on the phone i'll sell the tuna whole for 1k quid
>she comes in with a box of live squid
fucking hell chinks
>>69445291
>This weird thumbnail
3spooky5me
>>69445269
had to be done for that fight.
>>69441882
2 already won in 1st half. Only need 1 more in the San Lorenzo
>>69445161
Have you never had a bad leg injury? The pain is unbearable. I tore my hamstring once when I was 16 and it was excruciating.
>reminder that France corners was @ 1.65 before kick off
>Griezman to score and France to win at 4.5
>stuck £300 on this
Can't wait to cash this in lads, gonna be a wonderful end to a day where I'm UAC
>Here comes the France drift
Ded MCL I reckon. RIP
Can we just get rid of Ronaldo now? I'm losing my patience now.
he's dead
LARGE on Portugal
Will do it for.Ronaldo
No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Watching the market react and show what the market believes Ronaldo is worth is easily the most interesting thing of the tournament so far.
>>69445588
>thought France was the home team
>bet on Portugal o4.5 corners instead
Just end my life senpai
Cash in them crybaby bets boys
F
Unlucky for the lad.
Messi is still better
Got 80% of my bankroll on this game lads, can't even watch it I'm sweating so much.
BANKROLL Portugal
It's like n the animes. They will do it for him.
>>69445792
Is your stream way behind? He was literally being carried off after dragging out giving away his armband, which was a pretty obvious sign he was going off, before you even posted
>>69446028
So like a tenner?
need a stream for france vs Portugal
got all of today's winnings on france sw
>>69445595
>France wins 1-0 and Matuidi scores
Seen this episode before. Star player banned or injured. Team spirit raised. They win.
>Can still run
>comes off anyway
Wtf
>Ronaldo 1998
>Ronaldo 2016
Fuck you, France!!
>>69446146
No, it's 4chan sometimes delaying my posts. Probably a tad behind too though. In Japan and watching via a Dutch proxy.
whats the fucking bet ????????
>>69446320
Name one example lid
Don't bet on moortugal lads, waste of time
Won a fiver on the horses earlier lads can't decide what to stick it on for the game, any suggestions?
>>69446320
Could you list some examples? Cause I remember zidane getting sent off then France losing.
>>69446387
£100 on france
>>69446330
He was clearly struggling to even jog, get some glasses
Had Ronaldo to score anytime.
Lost?
>>69446447
Chelsea. Terry. 2012 Barca.
>>69446550
>>69445907
No interest in this match now. Zzzzz.
When did Sissoko turn into Pogba?
>>69446654
yup, even if they're on the pitch for 1 second it counts as a loss
>>69446654
yes he was on the pitch and had a chance to score.
>>69446654
Yes of course it lost pmsl
I need france goals but I dont want ronaldo to feel sad, I almost cried when that moth landed on his face
>>69446664
That was probably the biggest meme game of all time.
Why are most finals such utter snoozefests?
>>69446809
>That was probably the biggest meme game of all time.
seven
one
>>69446773
>>69446769
>>69446746
pmsl
here's my (me)
Got £13.75 at 4/1 riding on Griezmann MOTM, pls
NEED Greaseman to score
>>69446789
lel
>>69446870
That was an actual match. Not a blow out. One of the most enjoyable matches.
>>69446870
Chelsea Barca was worse
>Absolute state of /sp/ after that match
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!
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>>69447014
how do you define meme game
Just get some fucking corners you spics
>>69447085
Muh 0-0 HT bet
>>69447111
Don't fucking do it you moor fucks
>>69447067
That was a great night for /sp/, the fuck are you talking about? I bet you're an arsekek fan
>MOTHS
France will never score in our lifetimes
>>69447202
Gonna stop buying your memes now
>>69447097
Underdog wins.
>>69447318
It would have been except Chelsea actually went on to win the final when everyone kept saying they would get BTFO
portugal won't score now but france look dire
0-0 FT is the bet
>>69447558
does Germany 4-4 Sweden qualify?
>just fake injuries until it gets to penalties
every single acca and bet I now have left rely on at least 1 goal in this game.
Such a fucking snoozefest
Can they sub Ronaldo back on for pens?
>>69447748
>Games are only 40 minutes long
>its a 'france doesn't score' episode after you backed them at 2.05 @ 21' when ronaldo pulled up
>>69447789
No.
Bookies gonna be feasting tonight thanks to this game pmsl
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need france vs Portugal stream
sweating buckets
>Didn't bet on moths to win Euro 2016
Ultimate underdogs
Wish I was a bookie.
>>69448081
ronaldo7 net
>>69448081
http://www.livegoalvids.com/xyz
>>69448116
LOVES the spotlight that lad
>tfw I had an epiphany and layed my TSU bet five mins into the game
Your tenner's still strong, Lieberman
What were the odds on HT draw?
>>69448332
1.9
