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>>69331194
SO SO dire
First for tennis is THE bet sport.
>>69331194
me on the left
Llandudno
what the FUCK is the Germany/France score gonna be
>>69331300
Last 2 digits mate
>>69331289
Done it all wrong.
n-th for refunds if you message me
AND
tears if you dont have eyes on the fix
Done it all so right today. Feel like giving my first non tennis tip today.
>>69331341
Would like a friends and family discount
What happens when you have betted on a player to get a card, but he's not starting?
>>69331311
Seems legit
Red Bull Brasil @2.10
Didnt Sao Paulo play yesterday?
>>69331367
if he doesn't play at all then void
>>69331367
If he doesn't come on to the pitch at all then it's a void
>>69331289
Goteburg -1 is THE bet
I CANNOT stop laying Germany to qualify
7 bets in total today, 4 won and 2 lost 1 in play. As long as Goteborg don't fudge this I'm up trillions.
Not that it matters of course since value > profit
>>69331341
>fix
Rossy LOVES him
>>69331449
Joke's on him. I've not staked yet. Just watching.
>>69331431
On small
>>69331289
Thinking about starting betting on the opposite of what I want to bet
>>69331438
why are you so confident in France?
>>69331442
Forgot your trip m8
looking for a serena williams cam girl or porn star lookalike for obvious reasons
Germany getting short again
France +0 looks like it's worth a punt
111111111111111111111
goteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeborg!
>>69331631
I don't trip unless it's for a tip
Gonna look v v red if there isn't another goal in the Stabaek game
Hope someone took Kontinen/Watson @3
>>69331431
11111
>>69331720
Should start a new TT desu
>>69331780
Fucking hell I pussied out lmao
My Lord 7.45pm Epsom @23.0 EW
I made a bet of €50,- on Germany, how fucked am I lads?
>>69331772
Surreal month for you desu
positive yield, and 0.84 units of profit.
>>69331871
Germany in 90 minutes?
>>69331886
Just noticed that. *10 units profit actually. V good.
i love the velodrome such a nice stadium
>>69331863
Gonna build up from my current yield/profit, I can do it! Or I'll just quit gambling in a week or two when I've hit my target
FIX IS IN
Is Griezman a bet?
>>69331957
WHAT?
>>69331957
Post fix please
>zaza
will never stop being funny kek
Can't stop winning
>>69332000
o1.5 FH goals Vojvodina
Sausage
Vojvodina OVER 1.5 FH was the fix
Hibs got a good team out desu
Only hunch bet i ever made, jut for fun
IMAGINE betting on an aberdeen team with no niall mcginn and NOT starting their top scorer to get over 2.5 goals in Luxembourg because it looked good on soccerway
>public fix
>everyone and their granny is on
>/bet/ doesnt even know what it was
clueless beyond words
Germany 4:1 @101 is THE bet. Chucked a quid on myself. Naysayers can lay it if they dare
What's the market for this game, unders?
>>69332112
BTTS
>>69332087
Imagine winning 4/6 bets so far and having a better yield/profit than Euan has had in a week.
>>69332092
How much matched? Seen it tipped at quite reasonable odds for a fix
>>69332168
PMSL. Would defend Euan here but
>>69332180
250k
>>69332092
How do you find a fix though?
Just look at how much has been matched on a game and finding one with abnormally high amounts?
thinking of cashing all my money out and never bet again
>>69332075
that's how it starts
>>69332180
How do people find fixes though? Is there a program that lists betfair matchings. Are any of them free?
>>69332137
Thx
>>69332228
I won't do it again then.
>>69332168
IMAGINE tipping something at under 1.8 odds and it NOT coming in!!
I'd already be writing my note at this point
muller to score and germany to win at 5.5 still
>>69332075
these means you must have some left since the minimum deposit is a fiver. you will bet again. it begins
>>69332270
Imagine tipping 3 things at over 1.8 odd and all of them coming in.
Imagine being at a profit today with the final bet not even in yet
kek
>>69332339
>manslaughter
>murder
>>69332097
I believe you
need a fucking 3 goal second half in the llandudno game
>>69332312
meme bet
>>69332334
>Imagine tipping 3 things at over 1.8 odd and all of them coming in.
Sounds like the stuff of dreams desu
This is going to be a 0-0 snooze fest. Germany can defend but can't attack.
>>69332449
why did you bet over 3.5?
>>69332334
I don't need to lid, that dream is a reality for me.
Quick reminder to never use self-service checkouts.
>>69332533
because im a dense cunt
>>69332487
wrong
this will be a new host country - germany semifinal where france gets absolutely SLAUGHTERED
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>>69332321
I started with 6 euros and I was at 20 when I made this bet. I'll probably cash out 10 and just fuck around with the rest.
>>69332471
Such comfy comfy dreams
>>69332643
2222222
>>69332705
My dad used to say "better to remain silent and be thought a pseudo than to speak out and remove all doubt", advice you could use.
>>69332902
What a coincidence, my dad used to say "Hass likes to drop his trip to shit-talk, but don't ever be fooled into think he's not a psuedo"
derfell > hass
France +0 looking good lads
>>69332247
>>69332218
Years of experience
only just realised Joachim Löw has the "surprised" emoticon in his name
>>69332902
>>69332947
your dads seem like cool guys
>>69332980
Too much on O2.5 Llandudno
Fucking Gothenburg, come on.
3-0. Get in
>>69332705
You do realise if Goteborg don't get 2 more you're down for the week right?
>>69333039
huge stakes on meaningless games/lower sides vs contenders
Germany with both teams to score @11/2 is the bet
>>69333233
Well one more now
>>69333228
44444
>>69333309
I rebacked at 2-0, so so comfy
>>69333384
I didn't.
Tempted now but guaranteed they won't score again
>>69333233
Well there's one of them.
Ignoring my Chicago tips and what not, over the past week I've posted 13 tips. 7 of them have won, 4 have lost and 2 are still in play. If you placed a tenner on each tip you'd have lost £40 but made £66 in profit (136-70 stake) so you'd still be up £22 currently.
If Goteborg doesn't come in, then it's £12 and if Sileks doesn't come in it's £2 profit. So really, if both in-plays don't win i'm Euan tier.
21 profit this week. 15% yield.
Germany look so good.
Have way too much on France pmsl
sissoko so black
>>69333883
How much value though lad?
>>69333786
This is all of course ignoring my confidence level for each tip and how I state to stake differently.
>>69334037
Daily reminder juveguy is a giant retard and a poor faggot
I'm new on this, I suck on this. Lost at 1.04 with under 6,5
the fuck?
>>69334150
no need for this reminder tbqh
French defense looking nice, thick and solid.
Germany are gonna win by my last two digits
>Hibs are unironically not going to score a 5th this half
who else gonna watch the tetris exhibition at gdq?
>people actually discussing mainstream
>>69334160
>I suck on this
That's what Juve's cousin was saying to him last night pmsl
>>69334150
Rude. This flag is not welcome here lid. Juve is a TOP tipster.
>>69334125
Lots and lots. Went to the local paki corner shop and got myself a pint of milk. Asked if I could pay in value. Said something about a benchot.
>>69334379
thanks for the williams tip
euros pretty boring tbqh
>>69334315
pmsl try juve saying that to his cousin
Fucking unibet are top, keep making bank on betting who gets next corner
>>69333786
>Ignoring the tips that lost
Thinking of tripping up lids, need a a name though, something witty preferred
germany is all over france, good bet.
the ground is DRY so goals will be a thing. expect germany to win in normal time.
>>69334461
Yes because no other bookie has that market pmsl. You are thick m8
>>69334160
>under 6,5
that sucks man, i hope you have a great personality/know how to eat pussy
>>69334507
I think its fairly obvious he is a troll at this point, the refusing to trip up permanently when doing so would avoid masses of drama pretty much proves it.
Should I Cash out on either of these?
DERFELL
NEVER IN DOUBT
>>69334507
pmsl euan, SUCH an amateur, thought you'd know that real tipsters ignore tips that lost.
>>69334521
Depends on what sort of stuff you'll be tipping lid?
>people in broken English trying to burn me with false quote unquote memes despite all the available material
>>69334160
Download tipstertube. Follow Juveguy. Problem solved.
>>69334600
no, whoever wins this wins the whole thing
>>69334507
You can't read too well, can you mate? Assuming you put £10 on EVERY bet, then the tips that lose only lose you £10 each.
Unless you're talking about previous tips that I've made that have lost, then I'll happily include them as well as al lthe tips that won. The MLS Chicago game should happily make me in the green.
Also, Goteborg game just came in.
>>69334521
Filter me
>>69333883
this is for you m8
chaturbatedotcomslashdrewsd19
Euan such a peculiar little man. Takes himself far too seriously.
>>69334687
Anything tonight?
>>69334521
juveguy
>>69334701
Data saying I can't access this. Screenshot for me lid.
>>69334600
>those cash out values
Call the police and report a daylight robbery pal
>>69334599
I'm not sure desu. His sentence structure is so simple, I think he might be a genuine retard. Cannot tell what is satire anymore.
>>69334687
Mate, I am BEGGING you to use your trip. I will literally PAY you MONEY
>>69334632
provincial rugby when i can find it being carried mainly lid, rn some meme super rugby stuff because there's not a huge amount of rugby going on right now besides
>>69334858
Rugby Tipster.
>>69334904
Feel like i'd be stealing your gimmick
>>69334858
>rugby
Your name should be "Massive Danger"
>>69334760
Goteborg was the last game for tonight, don't think the Sileks game will come in but Goteborg ensured that if you followed ALL the tips then you'd be into a fair chunk of profit.
Need to take a shit but then I'll do some research (look at sofascore) for tomorrow.
>>69334822
I honestly feel rather sorry for you my friend, when I first tripped you immediately started crying and posting how you're blocking me all over the place and filtered me. Then, you kept on talking about me when you supposedly had me blocked. Now, you keep on talking about me when you could just...ignore me.
What's the problem mate? Is it that I have a better yield this week than you do? Is it because I'm free? Is it because you don't enjoy Bernard Cornwell novels and hate my name?
If you think I'm touting bullshit mate, then ignore me. Not that difficult!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10690823
SO SO SO SO IMPORTANT
>>69335035
Or just stop touting bullshit maybe?
>>69335142
But soccerway/sofascore is making profit my friend, why would I stop?
>>69335113
Do another without Juve
>>69335035
You had a gimmick a month or two ago, didnt you? Cant quite remember what it was.
>>69335113
Do I get to glass Derfell if I pick him?
>shirt says Can
>pronounced Chan
hmmm
>>69335113
Ameribets for sure
>>69335277
HATE you so so much
>>69335035
>he enjoys the trash that is bernard cornwell novels
Explains why you talk like a 5 year old
PMSL
>>69335113
Depends. If I'm buying the round then Euan is clearly a value pick since a half coke won't cost much.
Giroud so DIRE
>>69335260
I'll put you in the fucking ground son!
Only been posting on /bet/ for a month I think, my first post was the Chicago tip.
>>69335363
Don't know what you mean mate, they're very good novels.
>>69335277
REALLY can't tell what's satire in those comments. For their sakes I hope it is
>>69335005
not enjoying this gimmick desu, only proven nonces are footballers
France to qualify is a special
>>69335113
>Juve using his proxies to make himself the winner
pmsl
>>69335501
Homoeroticrugby
Griezmann's hair SO nice
VEB is going to come in. Can not stop winning.
>>69335360
>>69335458
trans cams SO interesting
germany -3 corner handicap @1.95 worth a smed?
Evra card literally always money
>>69335681
And just as I post this Giroud misses a 1v1
>>69335113
literally none of them
>>69335885
only 1 american per bet thread, just like 1 fedora per crew
waiting for my muller prop to come in
>UK, USA and Germany all having women leading their countries by the end of the year
Sexist white males BTFO
lmao absolute refball
Not had the chance to watch the game? how has it been?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10690944
Ridiculous decision
ERA
penalty?
>Wake up
>Germany loses
Ok
>>69336053
going for a walk
>>69335971
>Donald Trump is a woman
Memes
>>69335113
Hass and Juve would be a GOAT night out
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Now is the time to put money on Germany
harsh pen but shouldnt have had his hand up there desu
UP SO SO MUCH
UAC
>>69334600
Should have cashed out on germany
WAKE ME UP
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
horrible. this ref needs to be taken to the back of the stadium and shot.
>>69336414
Post more often please
Fuck did they announce how much injury time?I missed it.
Is now the time to bet on Germany? France is fucking terrible, no way Germany doesn't win this.
Down so much cause of Hector non chalantly kicking it out of play for a corner, and that corner leading to a penalty. Down actual spastics.
>>69335776
Voted for Hass desu
anyone here have spare envelopes?
NEED to send some dead threats
Yeah, recommend Germany to qualify. Mainstream special
Lol, Sileks game won in the last minute of play. So out of 7 tips today, 5 of them won.
>>69337199
All mine gone to Cibulkova and the Murray's.
>>69337094
love this trip
Something something something referees Korea and Japan World Cup something something something
>>69337461
v odd goff post this
>>69336569
PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND
TETRIS STARTS GET HYPE
>>69337647
9 minutes added time m8
UAC, withdrawn nearly all of it. What do I put my last £50 on for the Euro game?
Am I one of you guys now?
>>69337800
Fuck off with your potato famine m80
JAPAN ITF TONIGHT. JUST MADE THE TIP. OCHI. want a med on it.
>>69332075
ayy lmao
>>69337819
germany next goal
>>69336607
France is always better in 2nd half mate
>>69337869
Nice.
>>69337819
BTTS
>>69337926
In English please?
>>69337994
Just check my TT.
>>69337904
potato famine still more effective than Zyklon B
>>69337994
Are people really this clueless?
>>69337724
Can we bet on it?
>>69337647
Can imagine a minute famalam
>>69338073
Lel, I'm American so I agree.
Anyway, if they don't show the little board with injury time, does the bet push or does it go in the books as 0 minutes?
I want to see if I won this fucking bet
D E R F E L L
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>>69338045
>private
forced my to have to follow
>>69338138
I hope it was but did they put up the little substitution thing to indicate it officially?
>>69338148
He really is the K I N G
>>69338194
Blocked.
giroud absolute shite
>>69338252
2 min
>>69337869
weird, that's not a screencapped post
>>69338355
Fuck, ok
>>69338144
2 minutes m8
>>69337461
Stone cold penalty that chump.
Who are the good guys? Surely it's Germany
Rainbow Riches such nibs
>>69338194
Bare man wanna be a TT follower. I need workers so that's fine by me. Sponsor you with a few NIKES. If you see someone. See someone tip Serena? Shout TT.
Please someone get this.
>>69338531
France
>>69338727
Shut up
>placed £50 on over 50.5 booking points at 1.9
>bet isn't in settled or open tab
Ok....
Getting paid tonight, what's the best bet to bankroll £360 on?
Should I reback Germany
>>69338758
when has germany ever not been the good guys?
>>69338921
2010
>>69338531
France
>>69338921
1939
>>69338880
Germany to win @7/1
>>69338921
vs Brazil 2002
>>69338880
>£360
that's the exact size of my entire debt. Please lend
>>69338921
Die Hard
>>69338880
Germany to win
>8.5 odds lel
>>69338921
1914 and 1939
>>69339067
Just put a withdrawal on Unibet for 6,200 and one on Ladbrokes for 1,800. I'm quitting gambling and will happily send £360 to your bank if you post a picture of you with a timestamp and the phrase "derfell is king"
Need to know more about Juve's life tbqh. He was posting throughout my wageslaving so I'm assuming he doesn't work. He mentioned going to play tennis earlier so is he a unifag?
>boateng dead again
>>69339314
Business school fag I think
>>69339314
He's a DJ isn't he?
Or was that just nibs.
