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IT WAS ALL A DREAM
Welcome to The Lost Battalion
>>69319947
https://mobile.twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/750610214114594816
APOLOGIZE
>>69319965
Special Edition If I Did It and Knuckle Up when?
It's time for the PREMIER minds to make their mark on the landmark moment in MMA history
It's time for King Nate to cement himself as the GOAT mma journalist
Made a thread but didn't see this one. >>69319963
You beat me to it Canadia. Everyone shitpost over there to annoy the autist OP when this one is full.
>coke head
>'roider
>drunk driver
He's gonna start killing kids next brehsq
>>69319968
>I lifted once
>My arms hurt after
>Therefore it's impossible for any human to lift without steroids
I am not talking about DOMS
I am talking about all of the injuries that comes with training to fight. Getting sprains are the best possible outcomes but fuck if you arent going to tear ligaments and break bones. It's no wonder why so many people get injured in training camps right before big fights. Those type of injuries can cost you your entire career. Its not something I would risk if I was them. I'd piss hotter than mark coleman in burka
>>69319991
This is correct, i dont think there's a single fighter out there anyways that would bank on the hope that their opponent is clean and won't knock their heads off
Wonder boy
Alexander Gustafsson @AlexTheMauler 57s
With the right terms, I am ready to jump on a plane, my bags are packed. @danawhite @lorenzofertitta @dc_mma @ufc
>>69319999
What a damn shame, he'll be booked as the next big superstar then the pedophilia scandals will be revealed
Sad!
>2/5 of my boys have gotten BTFO in a month
War Rory
War Jones
>>69320016
What is this pedo meme?
>>69320007
>I can ask for a ludicrous amount of money. If they don't pay me I look like a champ for offering to fight and if they do pay me IM RICH BITCH
>>69320007
does he have a fetish for getting cucked in front of the world or something?
>>69320028
2-3 Rory fans talking nonsense
>>69320028
>>69320036
probably because he calls himself boy despite being 31
>>69320025
>Jon Jones was one of his boys
>>69320036
come to think of it thompson does look the part kek
Cormier has the right to accept a gimme fight, it's 2 fucking days.
>>69320040
Could've sworn there was some story syndicating at one point about how Wonderboy's father got caught having sex with an underaged chick many years ago
Whats next for his career?
>>69320034
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
>>69320057
HEEM 1
>>69320057
Rizin
>>69320016
Jewish lies
>>69320042
>>69320042
>>69320042
>>69320042
>>69320057
memefight vs fedor next year @ EFN
How long until he becomes a sex offender
![20160117184658375291o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GBJiugY.jpg "20160117184658375291o[1].jpg")
Dana should probably have Wonderboy on standby for the next few weeks just in case, you know.....
>>69320057
comeback story part II ...3? People will forget this and cheer for him again as long as he keeps winning. They didnt care he ran into a pregnant lady. Why would they care he did steroids
Anyone else more excited for claudia vs JJ than any fight on 200?
Is he Reverse-Cormier?
>> Jon Jones will cut for anabolic steroids
>> debuts on M-1 global
>> DC leaves ufc to fight on M-1 card
>> GOT LHW fight ensues unimpeded
cap this
>>69320059
Jail
Patrol violation
>>69320057
bumfights
>>69320098
For sure kill yourself
>>69320102
*vibrates fingers into eye sockets*
>>69320057
becoming a pincushion for prison gang cock
>>69320059
>>69320034
Say what you want by Gus but he is the best at making other people have great highlight reels/career defining fights
>>69320098
i just want to watch them "fuck" so bad
claudia is obviously the sub and jj is dom
>>69320114
>yfw jon joins a prison gang
>and it's the aryan brotherhood
>Wake up
>Jon is out
Should have never woke up
>>69319947
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY...
>>69320113
*helicopter noise starts*
>>69320121
i think they are both naturally dominant personalities and will bring that energy to the bedroom. instead of a clear dom and sub they will be constantly jockeying for position, rolling each other over and wriggling about.
>>69320127
>wake up
>jon is out
>shitpost on heem
>I have work in 4 hours
>>69320127
>israel
>"Should have never woke up"
You are god damn right
>>69319947
in a non-meme order, what are the 5 most reputable MMA organizations in terms of talent
I'd rank it as:
UFC
Bellator
ONE
WSOF
M-1
is this correct? or am I horribly misguided?
>>69320129
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH HEEM
>>69320131
*uses the meme force to go back in time to drive that 8 wheeler into Cormier's car*
>>69320138
DO NOT BULLY GREATEST ALLY
>>69320129
EEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYEEESSSSS
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
>>69320057
vs Dada5000
>>69320057
apparently he can fuck up as much as he wants and they'll give him another chance in 3-6 months because he said "he's sorry"
i don't know how many times jon is going to fuck up a card before they tell him to fuck off to lellator or whatever
>>69320157
as long as he is a draw they will never get rid of him. People love jon jones. People booed DC and cheered for Jon because he is the better fighter. People dont care about character traits. They say they do. They don't.
>>69319986
Maybe if you'd put news or links in yours to give people a reason to consider it the "official" one, but you didn't, now did you?
>>69320142
GET UP
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>69320172
Who is this tripfaggot casual and why is he here
>>69319947
DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
Have any washed up cans stepped forward yet? Should learn from russian promoters and bring a homeless person.
>>69320185
haha, welcome to hell m8
>>69320150
*eats Popeye's so fast gets sent back in time to stop himself from getting in the car that day*
>>69320180
DIG
BURY ME
>>69320172
yup, when mcgroobs was unbeatable he was "fun", "unique", "the irish muhammed ali"
when he lost to diaz he became the shittalking potato man
same for honda, aldo, GSP, and penn: they stopped being dominant, and the massed stopped caring
Fuck Jon Jones desu lads
i'm /dc/ now
OH THE IRONING...THE FUCKING IRONING
>>69320189
Fedor wanted it, but he couldn't afford a plane ticket.
>>69320028
it's because he teaches kids hahahaha xD so he's a pedo xD :P
>Cormier enters the cage waiting for his mystery opponent.
>The lights go down
>this music hits
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>yfw he returns
>>69320220
>it aint me starts playing
>>69320189
Let's come up with some fights for Cormier and send them to Dana. We need to save this card guys.
Daniel Cormier vs. Rich Piana
Daniel Cormier vs. Hodge Twins in a handicap match
Daniel Cormier vs. Bisping
Daniel Cormier vs. Gay Guard
Daniel Cormier vs. CM Punk
Daniel Cormier vs. Gus : Blacked 2 Return of the Black
Daniel Cormier vs. Roy Nelson in a cake and chicken wing eating competition with Joey Chestnut as the special guest referee.
>>69320210
>he wasn't with dc from the start
What the fuck
>>69320232
I'm a boyhopper
>>69320229
daniel cormier vs his own weight in cake
A man robbed of his succ
>>69320211
>other fighters stop taking roids, lose a lot of mass, start losing fights badly
>jones keeps doing roids, cant lose any fights because hes not allowed to fight
I really do want to see what he has to say about this though. Most likely a denial or some bullshit cop out
>>69320229
Piana obviously
>>69320201
>My name is Daniel Cormier and i'm the fattest man alive, to the outside world i am the UFC LHW champion but secretly with the help of my friends at P.O.P.E.Y.E.S. Labs i succ dicc and fight other black wrestlers like me. I hunted down the man who scored a takedown on me but in doing so i made him take PEDs and get pulled from the fight, and i am the only one fat enough to stop him, i am the Succ.
>>69320232
indeed. I wanted to like jon jones so much since he was the GOAT and all. but I literally everything from his social media posts to his fight press conferences made me dislike him so much and think of him as an asshole. I was team dc as well and still am.
SUFFOCATION
FUUUUCK YOU JON JONEEEEESSSSS I FUCKING HATE YOU RUINING ANOTHER CARD
>>69320232
Are you forgetting that Cormier's testosterone ratios were also fucked at one point and he's a former Olympian (who couldn't make weight lololol). Dude is on mad roids and still got cucked HARD by based Jon
>>69320249
NO BREATHING
>>69320257
Yeah Cormier is a cheater too but Jones was fucking NFL-level using and had the best coaches in the world to help him cheat. It's refreshing and amazing that he got caught somehow.
lads I'm about 220 now, how quickly can I cut down to 205?
>The ____MAIN EVENT_____ of UFC200 is now a NON TITLE FIGHT between a fat guy with a shit record and quite literally a mandrama, who also has a shit record, but is a "draw" because wwe
UFC is such a pile of shit these days
Make Lauzon vs Sanchez main event desu lads
>>69320257
He had 8% deviation of normal T/E ratios, Victor Conte said that's nothing alarming at all, and is normal
Jon Jones had 80% (30% is when to be alarmed according to Conte)
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Victor-Conte-Jon-Jones-Low-Testosterone-Levels-Before-UFC-182-Highly-Suspicious-80631
>>69320275
what the fuck is your source mate?
>>69320284
>Not making Edgar vs. Aldo 2 the main event.
Wait... whats happening? i just got up... No Jon Jones for UFC 200?
What happened this time? is he being a nigger again?
>>69320298
Popped by USADA, substance not disclosed yet
>>69320257
you need to go to bed L-O you're dad can't smash some trailer trash with you up all night shitposting.
jon jones is like a movie star that keeps making shitty movies after a few block buster. he won't recover from this and he'll be forever known as the guy that took PED's to fight a guy he already beat. OSP was too much for him and he's literally succ-ing his own careers dick. that dick has finally dried up and fell off in an alley.
is Jones UFC version of Balotelli?
>>69320284
The fight is indeed lackluster but your lack of respect for Hunto is dissapointing
I don't understand how UFC """""fans"""""" actually put up with every single big fight getting cancelled due to injury or some other reason like this.
what a fucking joke lmao
>>69320297
Will Aldo do his usual slowdown in the 4th and 5th?
>>69320298
Hva skjer.
Yes and yes.
>>69320284
It's still a really solid card obv but this is the worst main event for a PPV in years.
>>69320245
*siphons out the succforce*
IT WAS ME, DANNY!
>>69320298
yes. absolutely for being a fucking nigger.
>>69320312
I know, I apologise breh. I do love Hunto but I'm thoroughly rustled at the moment and that's just what it is on paper. I hope he visciously heems Brock so horribly that Brock never wants to come back.
>>69320309
Based Gus
>>69320257
http://m.sherdog.com/news/news/Victor-Conte-Jon-Jones-Low-Testosterone-Levels-Before-UFC-182-Highly-Suspicious-80631
>implying jones hasnt been roided up since the beginning
>yeah, i have the testosterone levels of a 6 year old chinese girl, thats just how i am
>well this shit is way off from normal, but ok, go ahead and keep fighting, nothing to see here
>>69320317
Yes, if Edgar hasn't KO'd him from Conor cracking the chin
DC tried to warn us. He told us that Jones hasn't and will never change.
We trusted a drug addict to headline the biggest even in MMA history and he failed us yet again. How many more times will Dana let him fuck us?
This must be what it feels like to find out your drug addict cousin stop your rent for the month
i just woke up, sober, employed and ready to train.
Fuck you, Jon Jones.
>>69320307
No, Jones actually achieved a lot.
>>69320304
>>69320318
Oh for fucks sake.... i was looking forward to Daniel getting a shot at that dick...
hahahhahahahahah
DC must be thanking God right now
>>69320319
is it just this one burger doing this forced piana memein'?
Lads, lets just concentrate on the fights that are coming up. There will be memes.
>>69320309
PLS DANA LET THE GUS BECOME CHAMPION
Jon jones is doing a press conference for the media in about 7 bongs. Not sure if it is going to be streamed online or not.
USADA was a mistake.
How can I blame the Jews for this?
>>69320350
me too bro, we /succ/ posted to much and made a 28 year old man, get on PED's to avoid a GnTP. (Ground and throat pound) DC's Signature move.
>>69320364
>USADA was a mistake.
USADA was never my boys - Dana White
>>69320352
Are you really this autistic you balkanic faggot?
>>69320352
Fuck off mountain nigger, my boy is devastated. If Jones gets a ban then DC will be 40 and probably retire never getting to avenge a loss. A permanent itch that can't be scratched
>>69320352
yeah he must be so happy not getting paid milions
>>69320375
>GnTP. (Ground and throat pound) DC's Signature move.
I'm in fucking tears
>>69320319
>/heem/ posters
>>69320337
To be fair they did test it thoroughly, that being said those low test levels were probably from Jon off a big cycle
>>69320371
they probably own some rival company that organizes MMA events and wanted to fuckup ufc200 for the fans
fucking jews
>>69320386
>>69320390
>>69320392
DC's my boy aswell you faggots, its just that he's the underdog here
>>69320392
Millions? You know if your name isnt McGregor youre lucky to make 500k right?
is picture related jon jones right now?
So now Jon is probably going to be suspended until Daniel hangs up his gloves...
Its a sad day for memes
wish you had me now dana, a meme 1-off fight to headline ufc's biggest event in years, wat a joke
>>69320411
>mainheadline of 200 with wwebait on card not getting millions
you know youre a dumb fuck right?
>>69320411
Hendo made more than that in 199. 800k I think
Google it nerdo
>>69320411
Headlining one of their biggest cards with PPV points would give him millions.
>>69320421
He skipped the press conferences to avoid the USADA hammer
>Hunto and Lesnar now main eventing
>a prize fight that doesn't even factor into title contention
>While Dos Anjos is risking his belt on a FIGHT PASS stream
Wowzers.
>>69320431
From what the fighters say, everyone gets paid more when Brock is on the card.
Feel, bad for DC.
>>69320352
if dc was your boy you'd be disappointed he didn't get to fight JCJ. you dumb fuck, this was the best and biggest ufc card in a long time. DC is my boy forever. and you aren't even worth my debut at heem 1. .
Just put RDA Alvarez on 200 as well
>>69320397
>mfw usada got it wrong
would dana take them for all their money or can usada not be held accountable
Why did Jon just stick to cocaine or crack... at least they let him fight high
>USADA Really Did A Number On Some Of These Guys
69 hours for dayna to figure out what do
>>69320494
Just the hue hue's
well nothing left to do but have a wank and go to bed
>watching TV just trying to get my mind off what just happened
>UFC 200 commercial
>Daniel Cormier vs Jon Jones 2, on PPV
SHUT IT DOWN DANA FOR FUCK'S SAKE, JUST CANCEL EVERYTHING, SELL SELL SELL
DC shouldn't take a fight
Fuck feeling sorry for DC, I'm more mad at Jones for ruining my plans Saturday night..
>>69320494
jon " if i do the coke they win" jones
>>69320352
Did you not see his face? He is the saddest of them all.
Time isn't on his side. People will forever label him paper champ just because jon jones can fuck up his way out of fights for years
>>69320431
Well why dont one of you explain how that works than.
If the highest reported payday in UFC history is to McGregor for 1 million, how are ANY of the other guys making "millions"? Over time they might amass that much from business and ad deals, but from one PPV they arnet getting shit. McGregor is the only one with PPV shares that mean shit. Face it these guys are in the poor house compared to regular athletes and boxers
>>69320421
Ice cold Dana
Cut my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong?, would it be right?
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And I'm contemplating suicide
>>69320525
Mcgregor reportedly got 10 million for 196. Diaz got multiple millions as well. you're an idiot.
>mfw I just woke up
>>69320511
He absolutely should. There isn't a single person you can't be prepared for after training to fight Jon Jones.
Not to mention DC doesn't have the ability to sit and wait. He is well past his prime and every month his abilities are declining. Look at how fast Anderson/Fedor fell off the face of the earth.
Anderson relied on speed and reflexes and memes but still your late 30s are not the place where you want to be passing up fights for a later date.
>>69320525
Champions get PPV points, which is a percentage of the PPV sales, so on a card like this which would've sold a lot he would've made a lot of money besides his regular payout.
I honestly don't even care that much Jon got pulled. Still more fights than my brain can handle this weekend and I wasn't expecting a much different fight from Jon and DC than their first one.
>>69320525
This. Even a jobber on the WWE roster makes atleast 400k a year and he's not actually getting his ass beat to get it...
>>69320548
Challengers do as well from what I've heard. I read Anthony Johnson got 500K for LOSING to DC.
>>69320533
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>69320577
I WEAR THIS CROWN OF SHIT
>>69320567
Well. They're getting their ass beat by flopping around on the floor rather than a person maliciously punching them.
>>69320548
Yeah, he would have, my point is people talking about "millions" of dollars have no idea what fighters actually get paid. Very few of these guys are worth even a million dollars.
>>69320220
my dick would be hard
Has your sister ever beaten you in a fight when you were kids? What did it feel like?
jon jones fans
defend yourselves
>>69320602
>yeah, I mean I was totally wrong but I'm still right guys
You're an idiot.
Wait..... Jon Jones is still on probation... and roids are illegal...does this mean he could be going to jail?
Can't wait for the 202 presser bants
>>69320309
Alex vs DC was an underrated fight, I would enjoy a rematch
>>69320627
In Nevada? Roids are illegal?
>>69320615
It was an accident
>>69320561
Yeah but I wanted DC to win
>>69320615
HE'S STILL THE GOAT
>>69320644
Then you should be glad Jon isn't fighting.
>>69320627
you dont go to jail for one positive drug test on probation
Also you dont go to jail for positive drug tests from other places. The officer has to be the one administering the test. They also dont test for steroids. It's PCP, Benzo, THC, Opiates, Cocaine
>>69320616
The the fucking idiot, you dope. YES he stands to lose money, it is NOT anywhere near MILLIONS OF DOLLARS is my fucking point you fucking puss-spewing syphilitic gash
>>69320627
>roids
>2016
Lel. Probably got popped for GH or GH peptides. Nobody takes roids except for literally retarded Brazilians in 2016.
>>69320644
Cormier was a mental wreck. That "life and death" shit is a horrible mental attitude to have going into a fight. He would've gotten stomped.
>>69320650
HE'S STILL THE GOAT TO ME, DAMNIT.
>>69320656
>being this dumb
At least youre confident in your stupidity lol
>>69320615
I made this
>>69320663
this is good.
every square will probably be marked by this time tomorrow
>>69320528
that's pretty brutal, but this face says differently
dana wishes he had the golden goobs back right now
>Jones is cleared
>is allowed to fight straight away
>headlines 202 to further piss of McGoob
All part of Dana's plan.
>>69320309
I don't think DC likes white cocks
What if it comes out tomorrow USADA was wrong?
>>69320678
there is literally no fighter current or past in MMA that headlines over Goobz
>>69320689
we'd know the boss got to them
>>69320661
Then prove me wrong you old-world nigger!
>>69320701
Big Fertitta? You mean papa Fertitta? Ari Emanuel? The Feng Wang Gang?
>>69320678
THIS. It's obvious Dana wants DC vs Jones 2 moved to 202
>>69320689
They arent wrong. They dont just see the positive markers and run down the hall to call dana. They took this long to make sure they were absolutely correct.
They most likely ran that test on Jones sample dozens of times knowing who he was.
It's going to be as close to 100% certain as possible.
>>69320704
>highest reported payday in UFC history is to McGregor for 1 million
This is objectively wrong, idiot
There you go, lol
do bisping and mousasi get title shots or nah?
>>69320711
Frankie Three Sticks bro
>>69320718
hopefully Gus gets it
>>69320696
McGregor has a lot of interest from casuals in the same way that Mayweather does, but you underestimate how many mandrama faggots there are that will buy any PPV with Brock on it
Literally what the fuck is he going to say at the press conference? Is he going to displace blame? Is he going to go full actor and apologize and start crying? What could he possibly say that would change anything for the better?
>>69320747
>tainted supplements
>>69320747
Tainted GAT supplements
>dc walks out to octagon
>waiting around for an opponent
>arena goes dark
>this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg
>yfw
>>69320735
Gus wouldn't make 205 on two days notice, would be a catch weight
>>69320717
SHOW ME ONE REPORT OF MCGREGOR GETTING PAID BY THE UFC FOR MORE THAN A MILLION DOLLARS
THIS IS LITERALLY COMMON KNOWLEDGE
PPV SHARES ARE LITERALLY COMMON KNOWLEDGE
YOU ARE LITERALLY SO CERTIFIABLY FUCKING RETARDED ITS MAKING MY BRAIN BLEED OUT
Jon.....you were supposed to bring balance to UFC 200
Not destroy it
>dc walks out to the octagon
>waiting for an opponents
>arena goes darks
>this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OPiSAPPSA0
>>69320747
when does this conference start?
>>69319947
HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES
LIKE OPEN DOORS
>>69320752
>i-it was only creatine, i s-swear....
>>69320772
from my point of view the USADA are evil
>>69320770
Go to sleep
>>69320760
>mfw
>wake up
>see news
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>jones tests positive is out of UFC200
>jones tests positive after UFC200
which one you prefer?
>>69320747
>I apologize to my fans, the UFC, and most importantly my family for this situation. I don't have the full details yet but I take full responsibility for whatever may result. I am a clean athlete and I have never /knowingly/ taken anything in my life. This does not excuse any results from my urine sample. I will be working closely with the USADA to clear this up if possible and have given them full access to everything I have been eating and using. I know everyone wanted to see me beat up on the pussy over there for 25 minutes again so I have to resign to the fact I have disappointed some of you. I just wanted to say that I will never make this mistake again and I am still in a learning phase in my life...
you get the drift.
>>69320785
THEN YOU ARE TRULY LOST
Is anybody interested in this?
>>69320795
after honestly. I wanted to see this fight and I am so far past the fairytale notion that athletes are clean.
>>69320807
no that would suck
Bisping has a belt to defend
>>69320807
Dc would jusy ragdoll him for 5
>>69320807
>Bisping heeemd DCs fucktoy
>DC is out for revenge
They could sell it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Jqg_anUX8
GET IN HERE LOL
Post yfw you hear this
https://youtu.be/6K07yVtzioI
>dc walks out to octagon
>waiting around for an opponent
>arena goes dark
>this hits
https://youtu.be/yaS3vaNUYgs?t=10s
post yfw
wonder what conor will have to say about all this
>>69320807
DC has the greatest chin in MMA unfortunately, no cheeky KO's from the bonglord
>>69320760
>Not this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg9XCmcrk2k
>>69319947
I USED TO READ WORD UP MAGAZINE
>UFC 200 "supercard"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This shit will be boxing in a few years. What a fucking lmao.
>>69320807
>>69320822
I like this. Bisping heems DC and becomes the undisputed Natty Goat of all tyme.
Believe you me.
>>69320747
If you watch his interviews he has a kind of nasal puberty-ish voice now a days much like Anderson Silva.
Women like Gadehla get permanently deeper voices bcuz their physiology changes, but men get incredibly unstable test levels and therefore lighter, teen-esque voices.
Someone also pointed out this article on Sherdog: http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Victor-Conte-Jon-Jones-Low-Testosterone-Levels-Before-UFC-182-Highly-Suspicious-80631
Quote:
"Typically without using drugs with black males, 50 to 150 would be the normal range [for testosterone], compared to Jon Jones came back his highest level was 4.9. Even on the low end he’s only got 10 percent of that. It’s really, really low,” Conte continued. “It wasn’t just that one time. The first part of December when he tested again the second time it’s still relatively low. Those are in my opinion just highly suspicious, very, very low levels.”
This was before 183, I think it's safe to say that he might have been juicing hard this whole time.
>>69320834
by god, it's 5 breakfast mcgreggor, could such a thing even be possible
Had to unfollow Gegard because of all of his Twitter spam.
>>69320852
at least boxing never made some shitty attempt to go legit and fuck up fights
give boxing credit, when fights are signed, they usually happen
>>69320854
i would stop watching mma cause nothing will ever be able to top that.
fuck lads
>wake up
>start reading thread I left open when I fell asleep
>see the screenshot
>assume it's a joke
>why are so many people going along with it
>it's real
>spend next hour reading the past threads
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
fuck USADA man
>>69320854
>heems DC
might be impossible. DC ate shots from Hendo and Rumble and beat both of them
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF HAPPENED?
FUCK USADA YOU CUNTS! NO ONE CARES ABOUT STEROIDS
>getting cucked by a black man
god damnit jon jones, I didn't even get to prep you.
>>69320860
people wanted to pretend that wasn't evidence just because conte couldn't precisely tell you what jones was using.
>>69320850
SALT-N-PEPA & HEAVY D UP IN THE LIMOUSINE
>main event is 3 rounds
le crying laughing face emoji.
At least we get to see this bounce around
>tfw fights start tonight
Fuck Jon jones
>drop Jones off the card because of USADA violation
>replace with roided Bork who has a USADA exemption
>the 'sport' of MMA.
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>>69320878
Yup, he knew though, this really shouldn't have been a surprise to anyone.
>>69320890
>implying hunt and lesnar is going to go any longer than 2
>>69320585
>Pobresito
>sito
>s
jesus
>>69320904
I like your username
>"hurr durr only brazilians do PEDs"
>frank mir, chad mendes, fucking JON JONES in the past like 3 weeks
they're all on fucking steroids
>>69320411
Literally said that he was getting seven figures for 200
>>69320912
YOU'RE ON STEROIDS
>mma tards think their athletes are natural
TOP FUCKING KEK
you're deluded and misinformed, you fucking retards
90% of them are on drugs, the only people who fail drug tests are the retards
there's a reason drug testing is called an iq test, the only people who fail are the ones who time their drug us incorrectly
