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Old >>69317348
Jon popped, we memed too hard, don't worry, we'll get ours in 8 years boys,
apology for poor english
when were you when jon jons dies
i was sat at home eating horse meat when dana ring
'jon is kill'
'no'
Schaub is God
The best fight they could make is Bisbong vs Cormier
>two champs
>Bisping heemed Cormier's boyfriend and DC will want to avenge his training partner's loss
>Mike is willing to do it
>possible camp banter
>Bisping is one of the most popular fighters available, who cares about Urial Hall and Mousasi
I WANT THE EASIEST DICC IN THE DIVISION
I WANT RYAN BADER
GIVE BISPING HIS SHOT TO BE TWO WEIGHT WORLD CHAMPION
EVERY FIGHT IS DIFFERENT BELIEVE YOU ME
Cant get hyped for fights anymore :(
SHIT CARD SHIT SPORT
LAFFIN AT ALL YOU FAGS THAT ACTUALLY PAY FOR THIS
>>69318844
I was watching a DC interview, getting hyped for the fight coming up. Then open up heem and see the news. Heart stopped for a sec
I can't handle this anymore. MMA is too emotionally taxing. What's a less painful sport to be a fan of?
>Mfw
>>69318832
We are now in the age of Wonder Boy.
>Mark Hunt is headlining UFC 200
>not GSP
>not Jon Jones
>not Anderson Silva
>not Conor McGregor
>not Ronda Rousey
i would like to see Anderson vs DC
could they somehow do it?
>>69318871
wwe
>>69318861
Bisping really doesn't need to get destroyed before his first title defense, in which he'll get destroyed anyway.
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
post yfw jones' candle burned out
>>69318880
>implying
The booking makes you want to kill yourself almost every time you watch it.
>>69318871
Kickboxing
Lion Fight tomorrow
Its official, MMA is a meme sport
Im streaming everything from now on. Kiss my shekels goodbye Dana
Can't wait to hear that bullshit excuse Jones and his PR team come up with
>>69318877
he also headlined 180
>>69318877
Lol, Mark Hunt is "headlining" as much as Yoko Ono was headlining when she would tag along with The Beatles m8.
SOMEBODY QUICK
I need a status on Dana White at this exact very second.
Cain and DC team up to fight Brock and Hunto in the first ever tag team UFC fight, you can tag out at the end of every round, if your partner gets finished, you have to fight the other two guys simultaneously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub9dfum3fo4
guess he really showed it
>mfw Cowboy for main event in ufc 200
>Jon Jones quoting the bible on the day he was tested
>HE LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS
hahahha
Apologize.
post yfw brock is USADA'd
pic related
>>69318881
But it's a good fight they can make, Bisping handles wrestlers better than Mousasi, Uriah Hall is inconsistent and gun shy. They don't really have many options that will make exciting fights
>probably 8 years until UFC 300
>probably 8 years until another succ worthy main event
>probably 8 years before we see two potential GOATs duke it out on the biggest stage
Is Gegard really the best they can come up with? His last two losses are still fresh.
>>69318910
I'm from the 607. I met Jones before he even fought in the UFC when he was with Bombsquad. I've made so many fucking excuses for this piece of shit. I'm done. Fuck Jones. Fuck everything about him. He's fucking dead to me.
What a goddamn waste. If he somehow fights on the MSG card I'll sell my tickets too. I have zero need for this motherfucker anymore. Snake in the fucking grass.
>>69318905
>yoel peed on me as a prank and a little got in my mouth
I just watched that video of DC talking about the situation and fuck man now I'm sad.
>>69318901
>Lion Fight is kickboxing
Insulting t.b.h.
Breaking News: Jones pulled from UFC 200; Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs Cláudia Gadelha is new main event
>>69318928
>Begging for fights on twitter
>Not even getting 100 likes
>>69318916
>Psalm 18:33 He makes my feet like the feet of a deer; he causes me to stand on the heights.
>>69318937
link?
>>69318901
Lion Fight? More like Lyin' about paying Fight-ers
>>69318924
Mousasi makes zero effort to stop takedowns, that wouldn't be a good fight.
>>69318876
Did Trump make this happen?
>>69318948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P0bAQdRzN8
It's some devo shit man
>>69318933
Same. Done making excuses for him.
I hope he gets a 10 year suspension. Don't even want to watch him fight ever again. This news just annoys me.
Dana wants to make a fight. Post LEGIT contenders:
Hendo
Bisping
Anderson
Who else?
>>69318947
"He" is his dealer.
The GSP/Silva/Jones/Anderson dynasty is over.
>>69318928
Bisping
gus
moose
hall
cowboy(lul)
Latifi
who else will step up
>>69318947
pretty much its saying how high he is right? standing on heights and feet on deer sounds like he's tripping on weed or crack
>shut your mouth, shut your mouth, shut your mouth
What did he mean by this?
australian headlining ufc 200
feels pretty good lads.
>>69318972
>>>/asp/
Continue by pressing the link above...
>>69318937
link?
>>69318964
didn't Ortega get popped too?
>>69318964
>1 retweet
>1
>1
>one
>>69318986
he is from New Zealand
>>69318986
He's from New Zealand.
>>69318986
And continuing the biggest national rivalry in MMA, Australia vs Canada
>all these literally whos crawling out of the woodwork
It's the UFC 200 co main, not UFC Fight Night Omaha on Spike TV, just stop
they should make it hunt vs lesnar vs cormier in a triple threat match.
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/743651599940190208
>16 Jun 2016
>Psalm 18:33 #Champion2016
Psalm 18:33: "He maketh my feet like hinds' feet, and setteth me upon my high places."
ITS OFFICIAL, UFC IS FINISHED.
Biggest UFC of all time pulls one of the most hyped fights from the card literally DAYS before the event.
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?!
Dana needs to get on his knees right now and beg, BEG King Conor to show up on short notice. Stick him in there with a can, whatever, he's the ONLY man in the world that can even remotely salvage this situation.
>>69318975
What happened to her in that fight?
>UFC 151
>and the biggest card in MMA history
Does he just get immediately released if he gets banned?
>>69318986
Our very own!
>>69318986
as Australian as Pharlap, Crowded House and Pavlova
>you now realise that UFC 200 main event is a 12-10 42 year old vs a 38 year old who hasn't fought in 5 years
nice "sport" you have there
What did he mean by this?
>>69319010
Somehow Conor literally won
Meme magic is on his side for sure
>>69318986
Is New Zealand only Australia when they do something good like Scotland is only the UK when Andy Murray wins something?
>>69319011
She got Cerrone'd
>>69318964
>>69319010
I feel like he could dust hafayel in under a minute. Make Alvarez wait, Conor vs. RDA is now the main event yeh
>>69319017
the ufc needs to do Bisping vs Cormier
Who will /heem/ send?
On the bright side, this is the most press UFC 200 has got yet.
>>69319017
Things got Bellator-tier quicksmart
>>69319002
you're gonna get your ass kicked bud
Living is AGONY
>>69319018
*racism intensifies*
who /going to sleep now to wake up for press conference/ here
Conor should step in to fight the winner of Edgar vs Aldo for the main event that same night for a catchweight bout
2 days notice vs. fought an hour earlier, seems fair to me
Will a prelim fight get bumped up to the main card now?
>>69318997
>>69319000
no he's not, thats like saying kyrie irving is australian
>>69319036
6 bongs
Another american with a wrestling background gets popped
LMAO they should just ban them all
I am so sad. I can't even meme about this.
Really pathetic display here.
MAKE CONNOR VS RDA
EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THAT
THEY BOTH WANT TO DO IT
WHY NOT?
>>69319041
this
Apologize.
I'm 235lbs untrained. But I have a 5 inch height advantage on dc. If I can make weight in 2 days I'll save ufc 200
EVEN SKIP BAYLESS BTFO JON JONES
>>69319022
>could hype a fight vs an inanimate object
>always shows up
>always delivers excitement (even in defeat)
>>69319036
bangbro
>>69319051
Probably, there isn't like three title fights on the card now.
I'm guessing TJ vs Assuncao will be bumped up.
>>69318992
Yes. Nandrolone i think
>>69319015
btw we're claiming Dan Hooker too, I've already submitted the papers
Fuck USADA desu, they took the sample on the 16th June had more than enough time to test it before.
Why does this always happen to us bros?
>>69319066
do it faggot
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>69319071
He'll just get distracted by stray puppies. We need someone with focus!
>>69319068
>yfw Based Skip saves ufc 200
![O.J._Simpson_1990_·_DN-ST-91-03444_crop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jwkexnG.jpg "O.J._Simpson_1990_·_DN-ST-91-03444_crop[1].jpg")
is jon jones the OJ simpson of mma?
>>69319080
UFC 200: The battle of AKA DC vs Velasquez
think im done with mma now, jbj was the only cards i watched after gsp left
fucking devastated
I'm willing to take my L for defending Jones so hard in the past.
>>69319098
Is OJ the original HE DINDU NUFFIN?
>>69319018 .
only possible opponents who've been training are roy, bb, and gegard. since rumble pulled out because of family stuff and him and glover were supposed to fight next week then maybe them too. last one is ngannou whos fighting in a couple of weeks, but only for the memes. somebody call up bisking and check with him.
poor uncle dana, he was just trying to clean the sport :(
>>69319086
because the /HEEM/ gods demand sacrifices and it would be unwise to deny them
>Have your walk out song be "I'm coming home"
>Get a life coach so you don't party too hard
>Get a personal driver so you dont run people over
>Still manage to mess up
>Killing your own career
JUST
U
S
T
what was it he got popped for
>>69319105
>devastated
Imagine how actual fans of the sport feel m8. My grandma died earlier this week too. Fuck me.
>>69318997
>>69319000
he lives and fights out of sydney australia now.
This is just Jones fucking with DC lads.
>>69319122
Nobody knows yet. The failed test was out of competition though, so that rules out marijuana or cocaine.
>>69319106
Feels good having never liked him.
>>69319119
And completely taking the interest and energy out of LHW while he's at it, nobody's given a single frick about LHW since he took a cocaine vacation
>>69319127
ebin trole
>>69319128
It is cafeine or viagra I bet
SO I
CAN DRIFT
AWAY
Remember to get LOTS of sleep now before the drama continue tomorrow!
>>69319123
you probably dont even buy cards mate
>> we're taking you off UFC 200 they said
>> we don't need you they said
>You will never see Jon Jones fight in a UFC card ever again
>Dana and Lorenzo will terminate his contract and tell him to go to Bellator cause they dont need his negativity anymore
>That garbage fight vs. OSP was the very last memory of him spamming oblique kicks will be engrained in your brain forever.
>He was a roider all along and all his wins are now tainted
>Probably will go deep into drugs and alcoholism and be a literal who
i posted in the old one cause i'm high
jon jones got popped for taking cialis because he was getting ready for all the succ
I told you fags 202 would sell more than 200
>>69318867
>implying we pay
does this hurt Lorzeno Bros UFC selling talks?
>>69319147
"Good"
>>69319129
I was feeling pretty smug because I hate Jon too, but that DC press conference has put a pit in my stomach.
Godammit man.
So if Jones was busted for cocaine he gets 2 years off with maybe prison time?
What happens if he used roids?
>>69319151
189er pls go
>>69319154
Some of us have a disposable income.
>>69318986
Based Straya saving UFC 200.
Your welcome.
Apollogise
>>69319094
spain has 81" reach so he's basically jbj. throw him in there
>>69319147
>>calling a push kick to the thigh an oblique kick
>> found the rogan fan
>makes millions from pro wrestling
>goes into UFC for fun
>gets nothing but hate and doubt from the "true" MMA fans
>ends up main eventing the two biggest UFC events of all time
>also broke the undertaker's streak
how can
ONE MAN
be this based?!
How pissed will you be if USADA clears Jones?
>>69319142
I've been watching my whole life. My dad and I bonded over it before he passed away. I still have an unopened UFC DVD tucked away that he got me for the Christmas that he passed away the night before of. I'm a Fight Fan man. This sucks.
>Mfw DC will never be a legit champion in his lifetime
>>69319127
>Jon Jones elevating the mind games to an unprecedented level, Joe
>>69319002
the need to do another season, that tuf was actually quite fun
Fedor vs DC would be hype as fuck too bad it wont happen
>>69319154
also with actual paying the quality is ALWAYS good
if you're not broke, buy that shit up
>>69318877
>Ronda Rousey
Why?
Does no one want to see the Cain fight?
>>69319149
that doesn't make sense
>>69319164
>>69319177
given they took this long to announce im certain they are 100% confident
What the fuck will the Jon Jones press conference be like tomorrow?
>I took ____ and I deeply regret it
>I am very sorry Daniel
>I don't know what the future holds from here
>Thank you that is all
>>69319149
He's right you know
>>69319177
that would be the end of USADA I guess, a fake positive in the biggest event of the UFC
>>69319176
no ones gonna buy this ppv
>in 2 years after suspension we will see a coked up, whoring, partying, full heel, uber negrodindu-tron version of Jon "Coco" Jones that is backed into a corner and needs to unJUST himself
>he will literally kill someone in the octagon
Is there a chance they can overturn this nonsense? Couldn't they wait till after Saturday?
>>69319151
> wanting to see good fighters in interesting matchups
> not really caring whether millions of casuals and potato eaters also watch said fights
"Dat press conference dosen't sound so bad now aye?"
YOU WILL APOLOGIZE
AND
YOU
WILL
LIKE IT
>>69319197
his mom gave him a diuretic for weight loss, 1 year ban
>>69319205
You can't kill someone with oblique kicks
>>69318958
I would be depressed too if I lost a million dollars
>>69319149
>nothingwillstophim
Seems like USADA already did :^)
New UFC owners will take back Jones for sure.
Hopefully they cease to cooperate with USADA as well.
>>69319206
Nope. You'll have to wait till 2018 to see the fight, if it ever happens.
>>69319176
>implying he will make it to 200
USADA will his peptides
Have Conor fight some goof on the main card, will add 400k sales.
What would you do if ronda posts on twitter and says "I'm in, give me anyone #UFC200"
Hang on... what if Holly's husband is behind all this? He's finally taking his revenge...
>>69319226
its not even that, if you watch the entire thing he says he was too hard on jon and that he'd made mistakes in his life too
>>69319232
I didn't want to see this fight to begin with. I just wanted Jones vs. Rumble and Gus again.
>>69319244
Ronda vs Cyborg 165lb catchweight
>>69319232
I'm honestly not interested in seeing this fight if it isn't happening 2 days from today.
>>69319246
gee willikers shag i think you're onto something
>>69319254
2019 then
On a scale of 1-10 how badly does Dana regret not bowing down to Conor's demands and having him vs. Nate at UFC 200 right now?
>>69319243
>Cornier - A Fighter deprived of his opponent
>>69319220
Jon will get his Cocaina-chin back and won't have his belt and """"legacy"""" to worry about.
He's going to cave some poor schmucks skull in with elbows
ripip
What did he mean by this?
>>69319246
leave my babygirl out of this
Fucking Jones that stupid fucking nigger
For the longest time he's had it all in his fucking hands, to be the bes ever, ever. But nah, fucking child throws it away over and over again.
>>69319271
natty GOAT
>>69319246
>Holly's husband's name is Jeff
>USADA is ran by by Jeff Novitzky
you are on to something here
>>69319267
1 because he's not Conor's bitch and Bork will undoubtedly fill the void.
Only one man can save this card.
>>69319271
Please let this happen dana
>>69319271
YES
>>69319272
He looks Asian or part Asian.
>>69319271
bizbing would get his ass beat like a cheap drum
>there were people who thought Jones was natty
>>69319110
how the fuck has ngannou not been popped?
>>69319271
is there a better opponent on short notice than bisping? i can't think of one
That's it, I'm switching sports, at least mandrama releases games for the pc
>>69319271
Man you can talk shit and call him a fluke all you want.
But BisKING has planetary body sized balls.
>>69319271
LEFT HOOK LARRY WILL KNOCK BLACK FEDOR OUT
B E L I E V E Y O U M E
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Apologize.
I can live with Losing Jon/DC 2, but putting the gimmick fight in the main event spot instead of the two title fights is just fucking dumb. This is a fucking sport, not the fucking WWE.
>>69319068
>so smart
>so deep
wot
>>69319282
SEND IN THE MAN WITH THE UNDISPUTED LEAST AMOUNT OF PPV BUYS
>>69319298
he is natty, African warrior genes
>>69319303
>using a botnet torrent client
>>69319308
For what?
>>69319314
>qbit
>botnet
>>69319294
when have we heard this before? hmmm...
>>69319298
he got smaller between his fights, i bet he's smaller now
>>69319056
> saving
Hunt is bout to drop brock in the first minute lets be honest
>>69319303
kek
>>69319310
>This is a fucking sport
when will this meme die? it's prize fighting
What 3 words would you use to describe your emotional state in the wake of JBJ being pulled off the card?
>>69319310
>putting the gimmick fight in the main event spot instead of the two title fights
>Biggest card of all time
>Yeah let's just have Miesha and Nunes main event so that we don't hurt some neckbeard's feelings
Yeah nah. Why are Conor and Nate even fighting again for? Belts don't matter, names do. Get that through your thick skull.
>>69319310
>not wanting to see Hunto mop the floor with Lesnar's corpse.
>>69319312
Only a freakshow can salvage the hype my man.
>>69319286
It would explain why Holly is so good.
>200 is mediocre now
>>69319331
Fuck
this
shit
>>69319331
sudden erectile dysfunction
>>69319271
if this happens i'd buy the card, nothing else except maybe mcgregor vs dc just for hilarity could make me
>>69319310
>not wanting to see Lesnar turn Hunto's face to tomato paste
Based Dana
>>69319331
Loving Every Laugh
A NEW CHALLENGER
>>69319331
I have a handy picture instead
Just make this and 201 fox cards, UFC 202 is much better anyway
Feel sorry for DC, he is done now. He is too old to wait to fight Jones again and be in tiptop shape.
only one man can save this event
>>69319354
This """"""coach"""""" is such a meme.
>>69319353
>>69319336
I didn't say I don't want to see the fight, I'm glad that fight is still happening I just think it is disgraceful that it is the main event
>>69319354
alpha as fuck
>>69319343
It's an amazing card withouth an amazing headliner
You got TJ Dillashaw, Johny Hendricks, Kelvin, Moose, Lauzon, Sanchez and Miller on the prelims, just goes to show how amazing of a card is it.
If repeating digits, this all is Dana's masterplan to fool people into thinking that DC vs JBJ isn't happening when it really does.
>>69319354
Potato niggers BTFO
>>69319336
>not wanting to see Lesnar mop the floor with Hunt's mangled, near-dead body for 3 rounds
so who the fuck wins Hunt/Lesnar?
>>69319331
Was supposed to go to bed 3 hours ago.
>My literal face
I wonder how Gustaffsson feels
He's really wanted that rematch with Jon since the fight
>>69318962
Hendo has been crushed in almost every fight he's been in since Rashad, including those he won. How anyone can pretend he deserves to be there is beyond me.
Gus vs DC let's go
>>69319176
>> roided to wonderland for a decade prior to competing in the UFC
>> got meme'd by mir in their first fight
>> nearly gets finished in his "win" against carwin
>>wins the HW belt from a literal LHW who has lost to a MW
>> gets KO'd twice in the first round before retiring with his tail behind his legs
also
>>inb4 muh kissing sicknes
>>69319354
btfo
>>69319393
i dont think i can handle seeing Gus lose again
>>69319388
That's an odd reaction to a teammate and friend basically throwing his career away and almost royally screwing over every fighter on the card if not already doing so
>>69319386
I don't know, if Brock takes Hunt down, beats him up and makes him wrestle then Hunt will tire and when Hunt tires he's not a crazy knockout artist anymore.
However if Hunt hurts him with the strikes and gets Lesnar scared to engage or close in, I think he'll win.
I think I'm leaning more towards Lesnar just due to the insane size difference, the faceoff yesterday really put in perspective.
