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{FIGHT PASS ONLY CARD}
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69229645
News:
>Cat Zingano coming into UFC 200 with smarter mentality
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/blank-slate-cat-zingano-ive-always-kind-of-had-an-anxiety-toward-gameplanning
>Bisping's "fantasy fight" would be against prime Shogun with PRIDE rules
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/3/12089622/ufc-michael-bisping-all-time-fantasy-fight-would-be-vs-prime-shogun-rua-pride-rules-mma
>GSP admonishes fighters for settling on pay
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/3/12027054/georges-st-pierre-admonishes-fighters-for-settling-on-pay-why-would
Schaub is God
first for AMERICA
Schaub is God
fuck u dana
>>69233045
sleep tight uncle 13 posts early....
speaking of, it's fight week, post those embeddeds in the OP. embeddeds aren't news, they are essential veiwings
OOK
>>69233063
WHO /WONTBACKDOWN/ HERE????
>>69233049
BUDDEH,
Baba vs. Beet is literally the main event for the prelims on sherdog.com
Should Rogan fight Cody McKenzie or Wesley Snipes?
>>69233061
>>69233064
>>69233077
This is what happens when a meme is on its last legs
>>69233045
>no embedded
>not Rory fan edition with his heem in the op
Autist op are you even trying anymore?
>>69233061
>>69233064
Based.
>>69233083
HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>69233085
No, that was the main event until you bigger autists started forcing all these retarded fights no one cares about
>>69233085
how long till bellator has a trans LW title or a femtoweight 85lb division for men
>>69233089
Schaubposting has been around at least a year lad, don't hold your breath
Let it be known on this July 4th, the American Boy Chris Weidman is training every last fiber to exhaustion to get that belt back.
Won't
Back
Down
>>69233113
It also basically completely vanished for a few months and is on the verge of doing so again, probably permanently
Did Weidman back down in the rockhold fight?
I mean he took a beating but didnt stop after the 3rd round, then he got pounded again.
Is taking a beating backing down?
>>69233045
>Fourth of July
>Not /heem/: Chris Weidman Edition
Who /premiermindsofMMA/ here?
YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROARRRRR
Joe Rogan vs Cody McKenzie
Rich Piana vs Brendan Schaub
CM Punk vs Mayhem Miller
Joe Son vs War Machine
Baba vs Beetlejuice
Shaping up to be one hell of an event
>>69233086
Snipes should fight seagal
>>69233122
You can't just come on the internet and make lies, I've been here the whole time
>>69233120
Wasn't he doing PR for autismo childs in hospitals?
who /cupcake/ here
>>69233143
MAIN EVENT
1.) Joe Rogan vs. Cody McKenzie
CO-MAIN EVENTS
2.) Boxing Swede vs. Tyler "Bellator Midget" Freeland
3.) Brendan Schaub vs. Rich Piana
UNDERCARD
4.) USA Grapplebro vs. TBD - GI ONLY RULES
5.) Slavic Who vs. Another Slavic Who
EXCLUSIVE PRELIM FIGHTS LIVE ON SHERDOG.COM
6.) Koksal Baba vs. Beetlejuice
7.) 0-2 Pro Boxer on /heem/ vs. Joe Schilling
8.) Mayhem Miller vs. Phil Brooks
9.) War Machine vs. Joe Son
PRE-EVENT FIGHT: LIVE AT APPLEBEES PARKING LOT
10.) Baba Poster vs. Faggot who Hates /HEEM/ 1
>>69233143
Stupid forced meme shit no one cares about
Even bigger stupid forced meme shit
Again stupid forced meme shit
More stupid forced meme shit
>>69233135
This 2bh family
>>69233156
here
>>69233162
You sound like you need a friend.
>>69233149
Literally non-existent shortly leading up to 194 and months after
>>69233162
I care.
KICK IN THE DOOR
WAVIN THE FOUR-FOUR
ALL YOU HEARD WAS
PAPA DON'T HIT NO MORE
>>69233170
>says the stupid fagot trying to force his awful memes no one cares about
>>69233162
Damn dude, chill out. Have a glass of water, breath, stop pacing around your room.
>>69233178
yup, I thought it died, sage posting had killed it, as a superior subject
Sage can save us, well that and 2 breakfast, steak and banana diet memes took over
>>69233183
And that's why you're a stupid fuck that no one takes seriously
>>69233200
>if i keep samefagging my severe Asperger's will be justified
>>69233190
Your life will profoundly improve once you have accepted Schaub. It was not easy for me at first, but I am very happy and grateful now. Schaub is my friend.
>>69233178
Face it lad, Schaub will always be relevant due to the regular podcasts he puts out, trying to promote another meme is too difficult, not enough regular content, Schaub is the answer
I'm 100% certain that these autists forcing unfunny shit don't even watch most events if any
>>69233146
YES
retard city up in here
>>69233226
Schaub bless, my brother.
>>69233212
I love this one. What is it called?
>>69233252
"I'm 26 and still haven't lost my virginity"
>>69233184
>>69233184
WILL WE WITNESS FRANKIE WRESTLEFUCKING CONOR INTO OBLIVION FOR THE UNDISPUTED UFC FEDDAWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIT OF THE WORLD IN OUR LIFETIME???
I'm rooting for Frankie. Been my boy ever since his fight against Tyson Griffin.
Penn state is taking two belts this weekend.
Cap this post.
>>69233252
previous thread m8
>>69233233
yeah /heem/ was pretty good for a while and then some underage americans heard about it and it became shitpost central
>>69233045
Reminder that Sage is a munster on the feet, but shit on the ground and in the clinch
If he learns TDD and clinch work, he has a bright future imo
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Sage_Northcutt_vs_Bryan_Barberanna_UFC_on_Fox_18_Part_1/10120966
>>69233280
He is an insane athlete and still extremely young. I can see a 27 year old Sage Northcutt bring the greatest welterweight of all-time.
>>69233275
There's also some tripfags with severe aspergers that shit up every thread at every possible opportunity
>>69233305
this
>>69233294
Literally Phil Baroni tier
>>69233260
Frank bless, my brother
Schaub
succs
>>69233332
Nice try man. You'll get it next time. Schaub bless.
>>69233305
lmao i'm a great contributor to /heem/ its the autists like you obsessed with me that shit things up
just look at that fucking autist in the last thread
>>69233202
And you're a rude little cretin.
>>69233348
Schaub bless
>>69233158
>0-2 Pro Boxer on /heem/ vs. Joe Schilling
>>69233158
STACCED
NO NO
NOTORIOUS
>>69233352
No, you're a mega-autist that shits up threads and happens to also spam threads with webms
>>69233352
There's still no one that believes you werent samefagging
>>69233380
I believe him.
>>69233368
Conor shouldn't have walked out to that damn meme song, Hypnotize is one of the GOAT walkout songs, hope he goes back to it
>>69233399
*I believe me
Gastelum vs Hendricks
Who you got?
>>69233419
Hendricks 2nd round KO
SAY YOUR PRAYERS LITTLE ONE
DON'T FORGET MY SON
TO INCLUDE EVERYONE
>>69233377
ok bro you win, i'll never post another webm here
>>69233431
Please stop harrassing me
>>69233419
Gastelum by split decision
>>69233260
edgar wins, wrestle buggers the lepper, loses to max since max is more thick headed then him, he drops down again, beats TJ, then fights cruz.
Happy Fourth, /heem/.
It's time to make /heem/ great again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YIY0RjIsEo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
>>69233280
needs to go train at more big gyms. trisatr and blackzillians is fine, but for his holes in his game. extreme, alliance, ATT, AKA or kings would be better.
shit for all it's outfighters JW has excellent wrestling.
sage world tour, eventually some shit will have to stick
PREMIER
Think we can get a Corn Nuts sponsorship?
>i dont enjoy listening to the premier minds of MMA muse about life
>Oxbow isn't my favorite alternative band
>King Nate isn't MMA's most gifted journalist alongside Luke Thomas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E9NLkbBeiE
Today my army starts! Wish me luck heembros. Im gone 2 weeks now.See yall faggots.
>>69233472
Happy fourth, brethren
>find out Condit will be fighting at 202
>HYPE
>against demian maia
noooooooooo, not that autistic bjj
>>69233166
Gracious
>>69233513
Stay safe bro.
>>69233045
http://www.mmalatestnews.com/waylon-lowe-becomes-first-man-test-positive-ped-use-asian-mma-promotion/
>the impossible has happened
/heem/ became worse than /tv/, congratulation.
It's really sad.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "premier" post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Eugene guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a youtube "personality". Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic mandrama NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "KNUCKLE UP!!!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>69233563
then leave
>>69233280
Totally natty
>>69233568
KEK
is that neetrex?
>>69233563
you said you were going to leave a long time ago, pierre
stop complaining and contribute something to the thread
>>69233565
I love it, brother
>being in the lost battalion
>>69233568
BASED Artem
>tfw /heem/ is in the lost battalion
>Last time I foot swept you and held your head on my dick like you were my bitch.
>>69233639
DC will be in the lost battalion if he loses to Jon again
DC
Brock
Tate
Aldo
Hendricks
LOST
KIIIIIIIING NAAAAATE
>>white people should feel guilty, its fucking horrible
>>69233506
>>69233490
>>69233478
>>69233158
>>69233137
>>69233603
>>69233619
>>69233683
>>69233699
Mods seriously need to ban this shit
go back to r/mma and bloodyelbow
>>69233713
O shit
202 press conference is this week
uber connor nutdragger will definitely make some sort of appearance.
>>69233713
the only thing the mods do on /heem/ is sometimes delete active threads because they were made early
UFC 200 picks when?
>>69233713
>being in the lost battalion
>>69233732
The best fight Jared Roshit has ever been in.
>>69233713
Yeah but all the schaub, penis, succ, and other autism is perfectly fine, right?
Tolerating some autism, is still tolerating autism
>>69233734
lol, will be break 200 picks? i have seen some big pick sheets, think 182 might have been the biggest of all time
>tfw i made all these webms
>>69233743
he also got heem'd by the black beast
Good morning /him/
Happy Fight Week
>>69233080
How much to convince him to ditch free agency and sign exclusively with /heem/?
>>69233755
Schaub shitposting is old as fuck and needs to die too, but at least it's something more than forced unfunny shit by 1 or 2 people spamming threads
>>69233798
>but at least it's something more than forced unfunny shit
And that'd be????
>>69233184
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>69233817
The point is schaub has an actual fanbase and is much more relevant than some shitty nobodies people don't give a fuck about
>>69233833
All memeposting is awful, no one here even listens to Tfatk
VERY IMPORTANT POLL (4th JULY EDITION)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10661312
http://www.strawpoll.me/10661312
http://www.strawpoll.me/10661312
>>69233833
>actual fanbase
15 yr olds
>>69233853
Still not the fucking point.
>>69233884
Yes, see above.
>>69233472
Happy America day Ameribros
>>69233901
>Still not the fucking point
So what is your point? That schaubposting is cool because retarded normies find it funny when literally no one here does?
ALPHA
Knuckle up faggots
>all this shitposting
>all these american flags`
10 y/o kids have taken over heem, sad and embarrassing t b h
>>69234011
Here's (You)r (You)
>>69233943
This really bothers people. Could you stop?
>I get offended by pictures and words
>>69233585
I still go on /heem/ from time to time because even if I'm not active as before I still love the sport and I won't go on sherdog. It's just all the forced shit spammed in every thread for months, people creating 3 threads at the same times, no actual discussion... There's still good heemsters but I guess I can't handle that shit anymore and it makes me sad because we enter the goat fight week and I wish I could share my joy for it with my friends here but I think I'll watch the cards alone on my couch and maybe check /heem/ later for some webms. At the end I'm just an old loser regretting the good old days like every losers do, live in the past.
I've been watching old Bond films and the hand to hand combat is hilarious. It's half voodoo judo shit and half we-couldn't-afford-fight-choreography. Makes you really appreciate the flying omoplata in Kingsman.
>>69234077
You were a horrible shitposter, stop romanticizing yourself just because you didn't force the worst memes in the history of /heem/
>>69233364
>Schilling didn't just get heem'd by a kickboxing novice on his debut
>>69233927
wow these captchas are bugged haha
>we want the /heem/ audience
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
alpha cuckold
Who /America/ Here? Happy Independence Day lads
does anyone here not have a fightpass account and need one?
>>69234343
here
i don't have a fightpass account and i don't need one
>>69234361
what r u saying
what do you guys think of the chael podcast?
listened to some short clips on youtube and it sounds pretty good
>>69234410
garbage
i fucking hate chael
>>69234361
y-yeah can I have one?
>>69234435
why so?
>>69234400
i'm saying i'm holding, u looking?
btw with these cracked accounts you can buy anything, fightpass itself, the ppv's, etc.
be careful
>>69233419
my boy
>>69234470
>>69234470
Do they belong to real people?
>>69234470
or if you look in their purchase history and theyre a ppv buyer, u can just piggyback off their buy and use the ufctv.py to pipe the ppv through vlc
>>69234438
here u go bud just activated fightpass on this one
[email protected]:Bollocks
>>69234504
thanks
>sit on my porch in the sun for dat vit D
>some fucking bird comes and splashes some water on me
should've I heemed the bird lads
>>69234504
Reminder to use a manager like KeePassX to generate and store secure passwords in so this doesn't happen to you.
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Passwords#Password_managers
Goodnight, /heem/
>>69234615
what a cute little girl
https://youtu.be/uqq35r_DtBo
couple street fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWjoDdM0BjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnbmsc44oDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvGnia7sQjc
why is the p4p best always a young guy?
>>69234908
define young
>>69234654
>let's take a look at the shedshule
is that how you pronounce it in britbongland?
>>69234862
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnbmsc44oDQ
wut at first I thought he was some mulatto but at the end he looked white
>>69234908
in your 20's
>>69233438
barberena is my boy. when will he fight again?
>>69234862
theyre clearly train fights buddeh
who /waterheem/ ?
some nice overhands there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfJ75XQIIW4
>>69235152
fucking slavs
>watching Joe Rogan's video on "cucks"
>find this in the comments
Okay, which one of you cucks is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp9UT5JMI4s
>>69234960
>that fucking Mexican that jumps in and starts punching the guy
>>69235275
You did......
>>69235317
>implying I have a jewtube account
>implying I'm a Mohammed
>>69235170
Magyars are not Slavs you dumb Paki.
>>69235360
Its Greece vs Croatia
>>69235275
>cuck porn
>sometimes they suck dick too
We know which ones rogan is watching, closet homo faggpt.
>>69235275
say what you want but joe is browsing /pol/
>>69235275
>ngannou cuckposter is actually a muslime arab
it all makes sense now
>Goober fanbase
>>69235950
why are normies so stupid?
>>69235275
>there are smelly paki's in these threads
right lads im off to do some work
>>69235950
do you guys think some day we will witness dee devlin's naked body?
>>69235950
he's a big guy
>>69236158
For you
Reminder that on July 9th Jones will promise he'll get his belt back and never will.
>>69236428
fedor please
>>69236030
Nate sure does on a regular basis.
>I just know he’s a rich, privileged white boy, and as soon as he gets in there and gets hit and sees some adversity thrown into his face, I think he’s going to crumble
chek dem privlidgez white boi
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/if-kevin-lee-can-find-enrique-marin-sage-northcutt-is-going-to-have-a-new-opponent
>>69236158
neet
https://youtu.be/Gp9UT5JMI4s
>>69236489
>privileged
lol having to work hard everyday since you're 3 isn't privilege
>>69236489
oh wow sage is going to get beat up by a jealous nigga
>>69236773
No he's not. Lee already got heem'd since that comment. Sage would destroy him.
>>69236592
I actually got recommended this shit on YouTube
>>69235977
That's not a normie
>>69236548
he destroyed you for not wasting half your waking hours at a job
hey
>>69236916
hi :^)
Feels good to have a card like this, especially with Brock in it.
Means no one will pull out with such a paycheck at stake.
I'm a time traveler from the future. DC gets TKO'd in the first round.
>>69236548
its fucking july 4th bud, i work tuesday, wednesday, and thursday
(took friday off for fights)
>Joanna is a good fighter
Whether Eddie is able to check/catch RDAs leg kicks will be the story of the fight.
>>69237201
>claudia gemandia
will win
oh that paige!
Thoughts on Joanna?
Happy 4th of July heemsters and memesters. Have a comfy morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkuMmJm5xQk
>>69237370
>>69237383
>they didn't permaban that robot
thanks for ruining my morning
So is there any hope in the universe that Chicago Phil will win, or will Gall murder him in the first round.
>>69237370
literal corpse/female joker
Who here /wagecuck/ and what is your plan for FITE WEEK?
>booked friday off work
>didnt tell wife
>shes also working sat+sun
>Watch RDA vs Alvarez FN on Friday in the day after having a few weed fueled wanks
>stay up to watch TUF finale fueled on beer and weed
>sleep until 200 starts then watch that the same way
It's gonna be so spicy
>>69237423
why didnt they have him fight sage i'll never understand
>>69237243
>I'm a bitch that no one wants to date so I'm going to make excuses for myself
>>69234001
>its beat down!
>time!
always gets me
>>69237437
yep literally looks like a mortician worked on her
>>69237448
34 and lifelong jobless
swimming, fishing, family coming over
>>69235275
KEK
>>69237243
>I'm 22 and available guyz
>>69237423
Hard to visualise a scenario in which he wins.
>>69237457
Being a mandrama fan, the idea of a Punk fight intrigued me. He's kind of a pussy bitch IRL with a passing interest in fighting, so I wanted to see if he could train himself to the point where he could beat cans.
But it's been like 2 1/2 years and so now I sorta just want him to get this over with so he can go wrestle a brief stint in NJPW or something.
>>69233713
>>69233738
Its hilarious because it perfectly fits the meme hating aussie
>>69236489
are white ufc fighters allowed to call other fighters black boys without getting fined/suspended?
Casual reminder that advertising is illegal on 4chan and we should all do our part to report any posts that contain advertising.
>>69237643
no thanks i don't like to hang out with statists
>>69237588
Wrong Aussie mate, that's me.
Watch me make the children dance.
The DC meme isn't funny, never has been and never will be.
There isn't even a joke.
>>69237661
they believe in small government
>>69237675
>heem84
>is still conscious when ref stops in
delete this
Does Chris Wideman's dad still claim ownership of him?
>>69237651
>unironically having a firecracker up your butt over posts making fun of an internet MMA show
>>69237672
i believe in none like a real fight fan
