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Previous thread: >>69200203
News:
>Cat Zingano coming into UFC 200 with smarter mentality
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/blank-slate-cat-zingano-ive-always-kind-of-had-an-anxiety-toward-gameplanning
>Bisping's "fantasy fight" would be against prime Shogun with PRIDE rules
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/3/12089622/ufc-michael-bisping-all-time-fantasy-fight-would-be-vs-prime-shogun-rua-pride-rules-mma
>GSP admonishes fighters for settling on pay
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/3/12027054/georges-st-pierre-admonishes-fighters-for-settling-on-pay-why-would
1st for OP is an autist
2nd for Jones / DC ultimate trash talk comp
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jjce9
>im not crying im just sober
so many no homo moments
Schaub is God
>>69229698
So nice to see every single meme on /heem/ come crumbling down including Schaub
back to eddie alvarez after we got derailed by autism
eddie has a fantastic chin and instincts
6th for Rory/Koreshkov Fan is a cuck
>>69229723
people who only know him from ufc thinks he's a boring decision fighter which is hilarious
he did kinda kill his own stock the way he fought pettis but at the end of the day all about the W
>>69229709
>>69229723
I wonder why his performances in the UFC have been so lackluster in comparison with the ones he had in Bellator
>>69229734
What the fuck happened to Sergei.
If that fat cunt Hunt can get himself over as a contender then Kharitonov could have done some things too.
>>69229756
He fought Pettis the way Pettis has been neutralized almost every time
Guida, Dos Anjos, Gilbert for the first round until he started getting wild and sloppy, Eddie
If you can wrestlefuck Pettis and/or pass his guard, that's probably more than half the battle
http://www.strawpoll.me/10660175
>>69229795
Signed with Bellator, got injured en route to making his debut.
>>69229807
i'm hyped for UFC 200, but not moreso than any other card
it has a solid lineup, but the mayweather-pacquiao hype isn't there
>>69229780
Stricter drug testing
Probably also more hesitant to get into Chandler like brawls again, he looked like absolute shit in both of those (aesthetically) and probably got his noggin rocked too much
>>69229698
Not for long.
>>69229823
>Mayweather-Pacquiao hype
In terms of normies or for you? Because I lost complete hype for that fight years before it happened. I mean I still wanted to see it, but I wouldn't be bummed if I missed it at all
>>69229841
>>69229827
Thank you, OP
I used to be a "the op doesnt matter" autist like many others
But now I have converted thanks to your work and dedication
TYBOP
>>69229862
in the 30 years of browsing this website i have never seen a meme as spectacular as this one is.
fucking eye hemorroids man
What would you do to CM Punks wife?
>>69229866
"The OP matters"
>>69229827
>>69229858
not meant to be a reply to you, was just trying to upload it
i agree with your assessment
>>69229723
eddie's chin and recovery really are top notch
and he learned a lot from this fight, improving his weaknesses for the next fight
>>69229827
I think he just learned that it's much better for him long-term to play it safe instead of getting wild and getting himself into trouble like in the Dida, Chandler and Kikuno fights.
Sucks for the fans but at LW in UFC getting reckless like that could fuck up any hopes he has of a title shot.
>>69229880
A good OP means a good thread
I see a good thread so far
Be jealous that no one goes to your shit threads
>>69229908
"the OP is important"
>>69229878
What would Ngannou do?
That's the question...
>>69229862
is there more?
Stream?
>>69229918
have really strange issues with his pant legs apparently
reminder that negative attention is still attention
>>69229756
The fight with giblert is underrated
He totally neutralized Pettis and his kicks as mentioned above
/heem/ sleeping on Alvarez
This is Mike Goldberg, someone on the street told me 2 come here and check this place out.
I assume this place is like Reddit and you can AMA anything
Ask away!
>>69229956
>/heem/ sleeping on Alvarez
pretty sure heem just wants him to lose because three of his last four fights have been split decisions lol
>>69229966
why are you so shit at commentating
>>69229949
I miss the brief period of Cruz/Monsterposting
>>69229876
thank you
>>69229924
new bread
Schaub is God
>>69229991
i miss neetrex and eserex
>>69229966
Q: What's the difference between Mike Goldberg and a bag of shit?
A: The bag. EVERYTHING ELSE IS VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL.
is conduit a meme fighter
>>69229894
Fuck me chandler hits like a truck. Right hand barely looked like it touched him.
>>69229983
Dude Fuck you
>>69230022
No
He has shit TDD though, and will get UD'd by Maia or subbed late
>>69230022
no, he is just at the end of his career, prime condit is a natural born killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0
>>69230019
The knees on the ground 3 point rule is so stupid
As evidenced in the Nate Diaz vs dong hyun Kim fight and many others.
where did the trip go
>>69230058
Nothing as sweet as watching memelock specialists getting BTFO when they face someone who isn't a retard on the ground.
I'm just waiting for Ryan Hall to get a Hansen special to the dome the next time he tries a memeroll.
you almost just wanna sit back and watch sokoudjou and soak it all in
>>69230065
ufc 200 embedded
>>69230097
Probably got BTFO again by the mod
>>69230108
his gloves were loaded during that hamill fight imo, that KO and the hulk hands were fishy
>>69229698
Schaub Bless, my friend.
>>69229709
Schaubposting has serious staying power, accept it lad.
Has anyone ever watched a will brooks fight?
>>69230116
I know that was the joke lol
>>69230148
go for it pal
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Marcin_Held_vs_Willie_Brooks_Bellator_145_Part_1/10112486
Which MMA fighter will get a biopic that will go on to be hailed as a classic?
>woooh you thought I was big then?
>wait till you feel me now
>you now remember Tommy Wauchope
>>69230148
I watched him in some Japanese show, before his Bellator run.
dana tipped this guy $500, what a lad
https://youtu.be/gJTB3L91hYY
around 1:40
>>69230194
baka Krazy Horse is the only answer desu senpai
>>69230065
Why is everyone at Jackson-Wink such a tool
>>69230193
Eh, no thanks bud.
Let me know how it goes though.
>>69230194
The Crippler
>>69230194
Evan Tanner
>>69230194
It's already out my man
>>69230097
watching the alvarez vs chandler fights, making some webms n chilling bud
at a cookout right now desu, shooting off some fireworks
happy birthday america
>>69230208
how good is he?
whats his fighting style?
Leave Brendan to me.
>anime fans discussing fighting
this is a new level of autism
>>69230246
that guy looks nothing like aldo wew
i would actually like to watch that movie though, i'll have to find it somewhere
>>69230273
>>69230273
Does this cunt know how ridiculous he looks
Lmao I could knock this cunt out with one punch
Just because you roid and lift doesn't make you strong or able to fight
Lmao what a bitch nigga
>>69230273
literally everyone on /heem/ could KO this loser
>>69230290
Walk on you white dog cunt.
Come back when your cuntry produces a manhugger worth a damn.
>>69230249
chandler nearly pulled a schaub
Do our webm makers get enough love on /heem/?
I don't see this much content anywhere, or on other generals.
>>69230393
I've seen some Pride webms I made show up on /b/ once or twice, might just be reposters from here though.
>>69230393
Yes yes, thank you for the webms
>>69230393
Fuck off queer.
Inflating their egos is how you end up with pathetic fruits like zombieprophet or cadfael.
>roidgrapple
>sport
I can smell a new addition to >>>/asp/
>>69230381
This never gets old. Hoping for similar results this Saturday.
>>69230434
Can't wait to taste your salt
>>69230423
I can smell your fat whore mother from here too
Watch yourself
>>69230443
The fact still remains that your anger will not stop this general from being moved to >>>/asp/ where it belongs.
>>69230422
>zombieprophet
Who?
>tfw succ will die after 200
someone post that picture of dominic cruz when someone says a cussword please
>>69230461
DC is going to heem Jones
>>69230443
>It's a Naruto fanboy pretends to be tough in a mandrama thread episode
LMAO@YOU
>>69230458
The fact still remains your mother is a fat whore and i'd fucking end you if you ever talked to me like this in real life
No one wants to watch your shit sports
>>69230477
Took you long enough to think of a comeback, fatboy ;)
>>69230471
Rumble is going to do that.
>>69230065
ITS TIIIIIIMMMMEEEE
BROCK BETTER BE IN THIS
>>69230482
You couldn't even end your virginity
![2299373-12_o_bob_sapp_ko[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GJmoYrl.jpg "2299373-12_o_bob_sapp_ko[1].jpg")
It's a shame that he got so filty rich and famous so fast and got treated like a pro wrestling monster heel in Japan rather than letting him come along as a prospect naturally because he really could have been something special.
It's a shame that he's so content just to turn up and tap out these days. I wonder how much money he's even got left.
>>69230065
enjoy 44 more minutes of ufc 200 documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
>>69230514
I didn't have to, your mother did for me
>>69230516
He looks mighty natural. I bet he doesn't use steroids.
Is there an online e-book I can purchase for $250 that tells me how to achieve this physique?
>>69230541
that, is not a btfo
>>69230422
Those dudes make some serious cash bro.
I heard zombieprophet got signed by onefc.
>>69230529
>losing your virginity to a fat woman that popped out 5 kids
How embarrassing, and you watch anime...
>>69230393
How does /heem/ compare to other generals? Is it more fun?
>>69230576
This is the best general behind /hoc/
>>69230384
great fucking fight
this is the point chandler broke alvarez
>>69230583
kek
>>69230516
>I wonder how much money he's even got left.
He's never seemed like the type to do niggerish shit with his money.
Considering the stupid amounts Pride and K-1 were throwing around in his heyday and all the endorsements and appearances he was doing he probably still has a decent nest egg saved up.
>>69230422
>>69230562
Who the fuck is zombieprophet?
>>69230566
>oooh how embarassing you had sex!!!!
-Virgins
>>69230588
mcgregor-esque was eddie in his choke defense, joe
>>69230607
>telling everyone how casual you are
we get it, you're a 189'er
Stephen Seagull vs. JCVD who wins and why?
>>69230673
Segal via cheeky wristlock.
>>69230656
Big words from a tripfaggot who types like a toddler.
>>69230710
You're Australian bro.
Australian.
Remember that when talking to an American.
>>69230710
>toddler
*autist
Mentally the same thing I suppose
>>69230723
Feels good.
189ers have almost been here a year now.
Really makes you think.
>tfw about to go sleep but ufc releases embedded and a 44min vid about ufc 200
second fight
eddie definitely iimproved for this fight, utilizing more movement and angles
landing that right hand lead then angling off
>brazilian cringe crew
>>69230576
The gamethreads are the most fun behind the WC and Olympics.
>tfw you remember DC is 17-1 heading into this fight
So as far as google tells me, ZombieProphet is a guy who made MMA gifs on Twitter or Reddit or something and ended up getting a job with the UFC out of it?
>>69230673
Seagal easily
Anyone else hope Aldo wins so we get to see McGregor vs Aldo 2.
I just wanna see if it was a fluke
>>69230760
>calling a group of friends who are all more socially popular and sexually experienced than you, and could literally beat the excrement out of your asshole cringy
>>69230787
zombieprophet gets really mad if you censor his watermarks on the gifs he makes, I remember when he threw a bitch fit because someone was censoring them and made a thread with all caps that he was going to quit making them, as if he owned the UFC footage
>>69230526
The intro to this is hype af
bork looks hulk'd out
>>69230821
They're a bunch of gassed up bums who made their names picking on even worse bums.
I can't believe used to rate Nova Uniao.
>>69230821
![13510909_1178440928867602_4042277903546144246_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bGspDFv.jpg "13510909_1178440928867602_4042277903546144246_n[1].jpg")
>>69230868
Both of them look like they're in really good shape.
>>69230753
the second alvarez vs chandler fight is very fun
definitely worth a watch if you havent seen it
>>69230895
what is the cutest gay couple in mma?
>>69230903
Eddie Alvarez vs Tatsuya Kawajiri is a crazy war and also a fun fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwqdcGTiOvM
>>69230914
always has, always will be
rory and ricci gave them a run for their money, but they are eternal
DC's "family" house decor from embedded hahahaha
succ
>>69230903
>>69230940
how autistic do you have to be to both notice this and take the time to make this picture
>>69230111
More Pedro. Dude is one of my favorite all time boys.
>>69230914
>>69230111
>>69230111
>rizzo heming barnett in the early days
>barnett is fighting in two months against some other dude who also competed in the (not-that-early-but-still-early) days
>heavyweights
every fucking time
>>69230958
Go to bed DC
>>69230966
>>69230463
>>69231006
If I saw this dude on the street I'd be pretty confident I could take him. He's also a manlet.
>>69230966
>>69230914
Arlovski and Dodson
>>69230899
Agreed, Hunt has some beasts from NZ with him too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdznbGxGJc
Most of them are way bigger then Hunt
>>69230966
the finish
>>69230966
arlovski rekt
>>69231024
good luck catching him m8
>>69230966
replay
>>69230966
u remember this no pec having goof tra telligman?
>>69230065
I HATE Frankie Edgar.
>>69231066
What the fuck happened?
It's like his eye is instantly pouring blood, I don't even think he got knocked unconscious. That's brutal man.
>>69230065
dc sounds way different when he's cutting weight
he must have a pretty big cut
>>69231003
pls no
>>69231113
people forget he looks conor-tier at weigh-ins
>>69231101
because his wife is a qt? maybe because he trains with eddie alvarez?
are you a c*ck?
>>69231107
The Power of The Rock baby. I dont get why goofs dont remember how much of a muuunster Pedro was. No wonder Joses Thai Boxing looks so good when he has that guy as a coach.
>>69230065
oh shit eddie and frankie training together
rda is confirmed kill
accept it you casual goofs
HUNTO
>>69231161
more like fatso
who /see deese tings/ here
>>69231151
It was a legit question, something horrible needs to have happened for an eye to go from dry to pissing blood with just punches.
>>69231168
i see dee's things if you know what i mean
>>69231038
Literally whos.
I can't wait to see Brock pummel that butthurt slob back to Australia.
>>69231154
They've been training together for years you casual goof
What is /heem/ gonna do when Eddie starches rda and koreshkov fan was right?
>>69231228
on and off you retard
eddie trained primarily at att
sometimes he'd do training with frankie but not always
>>69231238
Wait for the rightful King to take his Throne.
>>69230824
lol yes I only encountered him way back like 3+ years ago and he was the biggest tosser. As if his gifs are somehow works of art or something. Fucking watermarks, really?
>>69231238
eddie couldnt starch a workshirt
>>69231248
blackzilians*
got the florida teams mixed up
>>69231238
laugh and make kings mma jokes
thinking we give a fuck, it's only good when something funny comes out of it, miocic is entertaining enough for me to forgive him for taking away the troll king
>>69231254
i think you'd be surprised
i think eddie would fuck you up
>>69231248
>on and off
Complete and utter damage control
>at ATT
Blackzilians, you retard, basically the only time they weren't training together
Its astounding how little you actually know
>>69230978
can you post the original?
>>69231287
i'm right in everything i said
i've been following eddie before you even knew what mma was you retard
>>69231292
No.
>>69231258
Probably because you didn't actually know which one it was until you looked it up
>>69231283
i'd hold my hand on his head like jon jones vs mighty mouse because im not 2 feet tall
>>69231299
You literally just said he trained at ATT, dummy, then you backtracked once you realized how dumb you were
>>69231309
>mfw a lanklet thinks his height matters
enjoy getting your shin shattered when you get kicked in the leg george roop
>elitexc had planned a fight between nick diaz and eddie alvarez for the 160lbs belt
oh my
>>69231327
angry manlet detected
You get three MMA fighters to hire as your personal bodyguards, who do you chose?
>JDS
>Yoel
>Diego Sanchez
>>69231315
i mixed up the teams and instantly corrected myself
you thought he had always trained with frankie for every fight you retard
>>69231327
Height literally mean's everything, from genetic fitness, to biological strengths, to just about everything that has to due with human evolution and the way females pick mates. Height honestly means more than you and I can even imagine.
>>69231335
2007-2008 diaz could easily cut down to 160
>>69231353
>instantly corrected myself
Once you realized that you were stupid and didn't know which gym it was
>you thought he had always trained
Never said that, you however were utterly shocked and almost pissed yourself at the fact Eddie and Frankie were training together like you just made some shocking discovery
>>69231366
>>69231366
>I might be a complete loser but at least I'm six feet tall: The post
>>69231366
Reach is more important
>>69231352
3 Kimbo clones
>>69231382
>>69231383
>>69231390
manlets are so easily triggered
>>69231381
thats not what i meant at all
eddie has trained primarily at blackzilians
now he's full time with frankie again
i was saying oh shit edgar and eddie training together means both will be on their top game
thus rda being kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gs-ctin_I
are you trying to say i didnt know they had trained together before?
because i've shown i obvioiusly know more about eddie than you do
>>69231408
I'm not a manlet I'm 5'8" faggot
>>69231408
Height won't matter once I drop you on your dumb ass, boy
>>69231408
Koksal would finish that musclegoof inside 2 rounds
>>69231408
Its crazy that those girls are 5 10" and 6 1". That puts him around 5 8"
>>69231434
micro mouse is like 4'12
>>69231423
>Ill f-fight y-you
Calm down little guy
>>69231418
Shitposting is life
>>69231412
>no guys this is what I meant i swear
You such are a complete fucking faggot
And a retard
>because I've shown i obviously know more than eddie than you do
kek you are so fucking pathetic
>>69231445
>Manlets are this delusional
>>69231446
How's the weather up there?
xD
>>69231423
How's it feel buying your clothes out of the kids section? Do you easily get lost in large crowds, so your friends put a leash on your baby gap belt loop?
Jones
Lesnar
Edgar
Tate
If Edgar is smart, and he fucking is, he will exploit the vulnerability and doubt McGregor sewed in him.
>>69231468
I wonder what size pants they wear
The sizes were all weird when I was in high school, like wtf is a 16 or 17
>>69231451
>i'm btfo the reply
nice try kid, maybe next time
>>69231476
what the fuck does that even mean
>>69231352
Akebono
Sapp
Zuluzinho
All bodyguards need to do is be literal meatshields to keep the plebs from breathing the same air as you and taking a bullet if need be.
Has this tristar fuck destroyed rorys fighting spirit
I mean you're an expert and you're playing 3d chess with your fighter and your masterplan for winning is the rolling heel hook?fuck that
>>69231485
I agree, that essentially was your reply
Lmao
>I-I-I-I know so much about eddie guys!!!
>other than the camp he trained it and the fact he trained with frankie!!!!
>>69231484
Anything below 30 on a fullgrown man is manlet tier.
t. size 25 manlet
>>69231352
Brian Stann
Tim Kennedy
Randy Couture
Why take a body guard if they aint packing and know how to use it?
>>69231496
Getting into a lot of tough fights especially the 2nd one with Lawler has made him more conservative
I think he'll be more trigger-happy if he ends up fixing his nose
>>69231500
i knew both of those while you thought he exclusively trained with frankie
i've known that he's trained with frankie in the past
but then moved to florida when he got paid and then got paid to join blackzilians
realized it was shit and moved back home to train with frankie again for a title shot
i'll admit i didnt know he was exclusively training with frankie for this fight, but don't assume
it makes and 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me' when you do
you read way too much into my post then went full autistic to try to beat me at an argument you made up in your head
>>69231518
that nose is deleted man
rory started too young, similar to jordan mein
then when you take damage like that on top of it it's insanely hard to recover
its similar to koscheck after gsp broke his face
>>69231496
>>69231518
The guy is young but hes been training since he was a kid. People forget how much cage wear Rory really has. I dont think hes shot but he is older then his age indicates.
>>69231531
>i knew both of those
clearly not
>while you thought
Nope
>i've known that he's trained with frankie in the past
Clearly not
>Guys please believe me and my utterly pathetic autism: the post
>>69231555
>if i keep replying i win
bud you got btfo just calm down, try some deep breathing, maybe go for a walk
>>69231543
>>69231555
he had a rough draw for someone with such high expectations
if he cruises to a win in that carlos fight he might actually gone on to be the champ at 22/23 or whatever
>>69231564
Please stop replying and utterly humiliating me: the post
what if ufc 200 sucks?
>>69231578
Just shut up poopface
>>69231581
literally impossible
>>69231581
dont ask stupid questions
>>69231578
yeah kid, you sure humiliated me
>>69231578
>>69231564
Both of you are colossal faggots and this entire bitch fest has been hilariously embarrassing for both of you
>>69231586
>please stop replying to me already, you're embarrassing me too much!!!!
How pathetic do you have to be to fucking trip
>>69231581
impossible, even if the finishes are not spectacular just the fact of who won will be hype
>>69231603
You really wouldn't be replying unless you were so insecure about the subject, which is why you tried to end the discussion
You're so transparent it's pathetic>>69231604
>>69231620
What if all the fights end up as boring grindfests and glorified boxing sparring matches.
The only fight that's guaranteed to be spicy is Northcuck and that bum they found.
>>69231620
Look at the card again man
We'll barely remember it 2 months from now
